1 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-01 01:19 ID:zoqiQaq8 [Del]
So, if you don't know what a haiku chain is, basically it's a series of linked haiku. The last line of the first poem, becomes the first line of the next poem.
Example:
Poem 1:
My dog died one day,
Now my turtle is dying,
No more pets for me.
Poem 2:
No more pets for me,
I prefer my computer,
But pets are still cute.
~
Understand? It's simple 5-7-5 haiku chain! Ready? Go!
here is the first threadWe will start with the last post on the original thread:
Ha ha ha ha ha
My laugh is so monotone
It's like a robot
2 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-01 04:02 ID:UqB4sD9u [Del]
It's like a robot
My soul that works all day long
In a long cycle
3 Name: Tree : 2015-05-01 04:11 ID:J5KeFLYr [Del]
In a long cycle
The washing machine goes on
My clothes are not dry
4 Name: Dorsia !KeQu9uW7Gs : 2015-05-01 05:10 ID:BcB9eahy [Del]
My clothes are not dry
I have nothing left to wear
Naked it is, then
5 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-01 07:49 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Naked it is, then
Streaking around the whole town
Until arrested
6 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-01 09:01 ID:UqB4sD9u [Del]
Until arrested
I am a rampant monster
For none can stop me
7 Name: AnnaMay : 2015-05-01 09:50 ID:g9vH8wC9 [Del]
For none can stop me
I try to reach the sun
But all i do is fall, slowly to the ground
8 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-01 10:59 ID:UqB4sD9u [Del]
>>7 This isn't the poem thread........
9 Name: jill : 2015-05-01 14:36 ID:yoPQ5U9V [Del]
>>6For none can stop me
I'm the best among the rest
I don't know what's next
10 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-01 20:49 ID:9Atn22fA [Del]
I don't know what's next
But it's not looking to good
Can I just die now?
11 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-01 20:50 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
I don't know what's next
No one does; we just pretend
To know the future
12 Name: Tree : 2015-05-01 21:26 ID:+FhEACll [Del]
From
>>10Can I just die now?
My nakedness makes me cold.
Oh!!! My clothes are dry.
13 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-01 21:29 ID:9Atn22fA [Del]
Oh!!! My clothes are dry.
I'm so glad I can wear them
They are very cute
14 Name: jill : 2015-05-01 22:17 ID:yoPQ5U9V [Del]
They are very cute
You see that thing over there
I like to have it
15 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-02 05:19 ID:UqB4sD9u [Del]
I like to have it
But I always can't find it
I think it is lost
16 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-02 07:13 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
I think it is lost
What was it, though? I forgot
A senile youngster
17 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-02 14:34 ID:mBfPQJad [Del]
A senile youngster
And his short-term memory
Just keeps getting worse
18 Name: Tree : 2015-05-02 15:23 ID:J5KeFLYr [Del]
Just keeps getting worse
wars, disease, famine, but then,
Why are we happy?
19 Name: jill : 2015-05-02 16:17 ID:/8dvY2Ny [Del]
Why are we happy?
I asked that to myself too
but then no one knows
20 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-02 17:55 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
But then no one knows
Mysteries of life unknown
Answers evade us
21 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-02 19:54 ID:qe4vHJXg [Del]
Answers evade us
Because, in truth
we're in the Matrix
22 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-02 23:27 ID:YnxcYVO8 [Del]
>>21 wrong format *sigh*
Continuing from
>>20Answers evade us
Like so many other things
Isn't it funny?
23 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-03 00:51 ID:UqB4sD9u [Del]
isn't it funny
That we spend our time on here
When it is all fake
24 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-03 01:11 ID:YnxcYVO8 [Del]
When it is all fake
We don't see reality
That is fine by me
25 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-03 11:01 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
That is fine by me
No worries, for all is well
Sleep, dream, wake, repeat
26 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-03 11:28 ID:t1Rtq6Tu [Del]
Sleep, dream, wake repeat
Nothing else in between that
Try lucid dreaming
27 Name: jill : 2015-05-04 17:27 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Try lucid dreaming
You try to escape but can't
It's like a nightmare
28 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-04 19:59 ID:0v1LyHU5 [Del]
It's like a nightmare
That's not lucid dreaming but
Sleep paralysis
29 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-05 05:04 ID:a1/A19nQ [Del]
Sleep paralysis
is something Pokemon has
as a status now
30 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-05 07:45 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
As a status now
I have contracted stupid
Worst sickness ever
31 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-05 18:18 ID:eeO1iNcu [Del]
Worst sickness ever
But no cure for it is found
Everyone will die!
32 Name: Juno Locksmith : 2015-05-06 01:43 ID:xpaCHNwe [Del]
Everyone will die!
There is no room for regrets
Get up now and live
33 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-06 09:03 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Get up now and live
Wake up and smell the roses
Or was it ashes?
34 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-06 16:58 ID:d6ARVvNq [Del]
Or was it ashes?
I saw on the ground today
From my mother's urn
35 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-06 23:42 ID:IaUowx6h [Del]
From my mother's urn
I will take some ashes out
And spread them right here
36 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-07 05:31 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
And spread them right here
At this most sacred of sites
It's what she wanted
37 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-07 05:57 ID:a1/A19nQ [Del]
It's what she wanted
To die in her only home
Because she lost hope
38 Name: Lofiq : 2015-05-07 11:47 ID:El3QunZj [Del]
Because she lost hope
Echoing a thousand cries
Til darkness took hold
39 Name: Alice Max : 2015-05-07 16:31 ID:AhHvqb1d [Del]
Til darkness took hold
My light among the helpless
Shall return again
40 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-08 08:02 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Shall return again
To earth, to the origin
The circle of life
41 Name: jill : 2015-05-08 11:54 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
The circle of life
The song is stuck in my head
Would you please stop it?
42 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-09 08:49 ID:GuBdZSQo [Del]
Would you please stop it?
You know full well we can't stop
No turning back now
43 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-09 12:20 ID:a1/A19nQ [Del]
No turning back now
As the idiot said before
And where is he now?
44 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-09 16:09 ID:NuNDciQI [Del]
>>43 I pronounce idiot as three syllables, but I can see how someone could pronounce it with two so I'll accept your second line :P
And where is he now?
He's making big things happen
I'm not proud of him
45 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-09 17:26 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
I'm not proud of him
That disgrace of a person
Knows no shame at all
46 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-09 21:03 ID:8+/V3BHL [Del]
Everyone I love
Is not apart of this world
Hot anime guys
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
47 Name: jill : 2015-05-10 01:10 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Knows no shame at all
The person who's before me
Stop doing random
48 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-10 15:17 ID:OepAHdFI [Del]
Stop doing random
If only you'd read the rules
Try again next time
49 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-10 17:13 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Try again next time
The gambler walks off, unswayed
His dosh to the house
50 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-15 04:08 ID:pvyJJiOx [Del]
His dosh to the house
And I don't know what that means
So here's something weird
51 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-15 10:41 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
>>50 "dosh" is slang for money.
So here's something weird
Apparently I am dead
So that kinda sucks
52 Post deleted by user.
53 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-16 03:44 ID:DQX5fx89 [Del]
>>52 I hate when that happens, I won't scold you.
Continuing from
>>51So that kinda sucks
I have to move far away
And start all over
54 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-16 04:55 ID:Qcrb8fUT [Del]
And start all over
My life now begins again
All in the darkness
55 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-16 07:40 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
All in the darkness
No one shares info with me
Out of loop again
56 Name: jill : 2015-05-16 11:27 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
>>53 I didn't think someone would beat me to it
Out of loop again
Are you playing basketball?
I would cheer for you
57 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-16 13:21 ID:8Kw3OTWi [Del]
I would cheer for you
Except I just have no voice
It sucks being mute
58 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-16 19:02 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
It sucks being mute
Written word is all I have
My hand writing sucks
59 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-17 00:45 ID:Qcrb8fUT [Del]
My hand writing sucks
And my grammar sucks as well
I don't know what's what
60 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-17 01:20 ID:q9nMKURS [Del]
I don't know what's what
So can you come and teach me
I love you tutor!
61 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-17 08:20 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
I love you tutor!
The tutor leaves, weirded out
Now I fail two ways...
62 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-17 12:35 ID:3Dx3IeIA [Del]
Now I fail two ways...
In love and on my math test
I'm such a loser
63 Name: Fumin : 2015-05-17 21:39 ID:c9LEcdIK [Del]
I'm such a loser
How did I end up in here
It doesn't matter now
64 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-18 00:22 ID:DYI5Ank1 [Del]
It doesn't matter now
And nothing ever did so
It's really pointless
65 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-18 08:34 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
It's really pointless
What is? Everything, really
Shed mortal coil
66 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-18 20:13 ID:aOZehdne [Del]
Shed mortal coil
And get rid of this trouble
It only gets worse
67 Name: jill : 2015-05-18 20:22 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
It only gets worse
Don't remind me about it
It's already worse
68 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-19 08:46 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
It's already worse
I'm knockin' on heaven's door
Nobody is home...
69 Name: chinatakesall : 2015-05-19 16:52 ID:oEPQcIDR [Del]
Nobody is home...
was it all an illusion
I'm truly alone
70 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-20 04:59 ID:mB4PwLtq [Del]
In truly alone
In a world of crime and sex
There are no more friends
71 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-20 08:44 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
There are no more friends
Not allies, not enemies
Just random faces
72 Name: m-kun : 2015-05-20 15:38 ID:TrykjaxC [Del]
Cake is really good
Especially chocolate cake
Now I want some cake
73 Name: Kurenai : 2015-05-20 17:14 ID:sJaGNeUr [Del]
>>72 lol
Just random faces
I have forgotten them all
What am I missing?
74 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-20 18:38 ID:k4UxaKPo [Del]
What am I missing?
Oh I know what it is now!
The hole in my heart
75 Name: jill : 2015-05-20 22:57 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
The hole in my heart
I just got shot by a gun
Vengeance is painful
76 Name: kua-soda : 2015-05-21 10:21 ID:/sGGS19x [Del]
Vengeance is painful
Revenge is serve cold
And now the cake is a lie
77 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-21 23:21 ID:LQgdIbUn [Del]
>>76 5-7-5 format not 5-5-7.
Continuing from
>>75Vengeance is painful
But all's fair in love and war
I must applaud you
(Fair is one syllable yes?)
78 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-22 07:53 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
>>77 (yes, it is)
I must applaud you
Never expected success
Go forth, you know all
79 Name: Butts :D !4ZeKtProWU : 2015-05-22 08:46 ID:t9xXjLoh [Del]
Go forth, you know all.
But I still know more than you.
You have more to learn.
80 Name: Zirconi : 2015-05-22 11:15 ID:8hh9+Kgi [Del]
You have more to learn
What? But how? I've learned so much!
What is this feeling?
81 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-22 16:09 ID:HrHY4lo1 [Del]
What is this feeling?
It cannot be love. No! No!
Just kill me now then!
82 Name: Maella : 2015-05-22 19:17 ID:oGWib9xr [Del]
Just kill me now then!
Embarrassment of my life.
Why did I do that?
83 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-23 00:01 ID:xorV/1sb [Del]
Why did I do that?
Because I can! Don't you know!
It's called willpower
84 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-23 08:09 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
It's called willpower
Strength from within, not without
Steel your nerves, or leave
85 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-23 12:15 ID:oFa/Th99 [Del]
"Steel your nerves, or leave"
I guess I am not cut out
To be a good knight
86 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-23 18:15 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
To be a good knight
To fight, to serve, for honor
For the motherland
87 Name: Butts :D !4ZeKtProWU : 2015-05-23 21:08 ID:hFx3jQ34 [Del]
For the motherland:
You have pulled me from edge,
In return, I fight.
(ps. i'm so happy that this got a part two! when i first posted the original thread, i wasn't expecting much. but now it has a part two ;v; i'm so excited!)
88 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-24 00:29 ID:+h0qRLs7 [Del]
In return, I fight
All of the bullies I hate
How does it feel now?!
89 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-24 05:59 ID:b94YsQgl [Del]
Hoe does it feel now?
To be thrown away at last
No one will want you
90 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-24 06:58 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
No one will want you
You're tainted, twisted, cracked goods
Forever alone
91 Name: Xi : 2015-05-24 07:14 ID:71715Jlx [Del]
Forever alone
Walking in the dark forest
I can't ever stop
92 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2015-05-24 12:44 ID:wEPAlg9f [Del]
I can't ever stop
Slaps of skin and loving moans
Beasts cannot be fed
93 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-24 14:05 ID:3W0gOvBl [Del]
>>90 I really like your haiku XD
Beasts cannot be fed
They want more and more each time
Very gluttonous
94 Post deleted by user.
95 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2015-05-24 15:15 ID:lGePIf4R [Del]
Very gluttonous
Eyes, scent, thoughts, body and soul
You are mine alone
96 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-24 16:53 ID:3W0gOvBl [Del]
You are mine alone
I would never share you with
Anybody else
97 Name: Hibiscus : 2015-05-25 03:11 ID:DZm0RHH8 [Del]
Anybody else
would have left me alone here.
Thank you for staying.
98 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-25 06:28 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
>>93 Thanks! Was it the "cracked goods" bit, or the "forever alone" bit that made it so?
Thank you for staying
Though you didn't have to stay
You made life more easy
99 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-25 17:13 ID:YtrmpUz8 [Del]
>>98 cracked goods part
aww, you're last line is six syllables =(
Continuing from
>>97Thank you for staying
I have no one else who I'd
Confide in but you
(Next person, my last line is sort of difficult...sorry ahead of time.)
100 Name: Izis : 2015-05-25 21:25 ID:UqkZPPcX [Del]
Confide in but you
Oh I don't what to do
Alone. If you leave
101 Name: Rets : 2015-05-25 22:23 ID:ZSUgT+gV [Del]
Alone. If you leave
I would die of loneliness
So please stay with me
102 Name: whatsupdoc : 2015-05-25 22:50 ID:+RL178GD [Del]
So please stay with me,
Pixel-laden smirk of mine,
Turn me nervous wreck.
103 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-26 09:05 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Turn me nervous wreck
Can't think straight, hurricane mind
What is happening?
104 Name: BlackRose : 2015-05-26 09:57 ID:vhzrMxfP [Del]
What is Happening?
Everythig is Dark and painful
so why are you the light??
105 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-26 10:47 ID:rBTNIxQV [Del]
>>103 What is happening?
In the world of candy land
There are only lies
106 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-26 20:00 ID:o5kC9woR [Del]
There are only lies
Coming off your pretty lips
Just distracting me
107 Name: Mr. Anon : 2015-05-27 04:40 ID:uTRVf/h8 [Del]
Just distracting me
From this plan of suicide.
Just let me die, please?
108 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-27 07:25 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Just let me die, please
I've lived enough to know truth
Suffering always
109 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-27 08:28 ID:uhvPefZ3 [Del]
Suffering always
Reading these random Haiku
Can't it make some sense?
110 Name: Rygushino : 2015-05-27 14:02 ID:wiqkD1H8 [Del]
Can't it make some sense?
Why am I always hungry?
Someone get me food!
111 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-27 19:17 ID:k3MlqUHm [Del]
Someone get me food!
I want a lovely burger
So delectable!
112 Name: jill : 2015-05-28 01:59 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
So delectable!
Those erotica again
Why did I read it?
113 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-28 08:05 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Why did I read it?
I don't enjoy reading things
Words are such a bore
114 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-28 18:49 ID:x1DQJJxL [Del]
Words are such a bore
Yet I still write these haikus
Love-hate kind of thing
115 Name: Mr. Anon : 2015-05-28 20:26 ID:Un/h3vln [Del]
Love-hate kind of thing
A simple human nature
We can not stop it.
116 Name: Rets : 2015-05-28 22:40 ID:wfvX7cau [Del]
We can not stop it
For it is who we are,
It's human nature.
117 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-28 23:04 ID:x1DQJJxL [Del]
>>116 your second line is 6 syllables not 7
Continuing from
>>115We can not stop it.
Falling in love all the time
Stupid teenagers
118 Name: jill : 2015-05-29 00:39 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Stupid teenagers
Yet I myself are the same
Never understand
119 Name: Mr. Anon : 2015-05-29 22:32 ID:WCcyeEtV [Del]
Never understand
how this little world works, yet I
continue to breathe
(I pronounce little as one syllable.)
120 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-29 23:33 ID:g+ePNKkC [Del]
>>119 I suppose I'll let it be an acception, but I don't know how you'd pronounce little as one syllable, *sigh* I'll pretend you pronounce it like "lil."
Continue to breathe
As the days go by quickly
It will be worth it
121 Name: Miku : 2015-05-30 00:10 ID:YpSpSBPV [Del]
It will be worth it
But i'm slowly losing hope.
Is my ending near?
122 Name: Mr. Anon : 2015-05-30 01:08 ID:WCcyeEtV [Del]
Is my ending near?
I can hear the angel's song
Come and take me home.
>>120 I apologize for my grammar. And yes, I pronounce it like "lil."
123 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-30 02:03 ID:g+ePNKkC [Del]
>>122 It's quite alright. I'm glad we have that clarified.
Come and take me home
I am feeling sick right now
It's influenza!
124 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-30 11:51 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
It's influenza!
The gift that keeps on giving
Giving and giving...
125 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-30 14:25 ID:fZiyyRxs [Del]
Giving and giving
But never receiving it
Why am I so nice?!
126 Name: jill : 2015-05-30 20:35 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Why am I so nice?
Said the narcissist person
Or a hypocrite
127 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-05-31 02:04 ID:C4IiHMha [Del]
Or a hypocrite
Maybe not a hypocrite
A hippo maybe?
128 Name: RoAn : 2015-05-31 04:01 ID:fQ19519C [Del]
a hippo maybe?
why is the setting in zoo ?
are we retarded ?
129 Name: Enigami : 2015-05-31 06:58 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Are we retarded?
Cognitive degenerates
Lack true consciousness
130 Name: jill : 2015-05-31 10:23 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Lack true consciousness
Indeed, we are, so are you
True equality
131 Name: Mr. Anon : 2015-05-31 11:03 ID:T3vl2o8c [Del]
>>123 Thank you X)
True equality
utopia that's out of reach.
The world is burning.
132 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-31 11:06 ID:ynnV5cen [Del]
The world is burning
And the flames are in our eyes
The sky is red now
133 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-05-31 16:51 ID:EdBkLATI [Del]
The sky is red now
And the oceans are no more
Grey dust covers all
134 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-05-31 16:57 ID:ynnV5cen [Del]
Grey dust covers all
On this strange hidden planet
Great discovery!
135 Post deleted by user.
136 Name: Frenchy : 2015-05-31 22:19 ID:idSoprWp [Del]
Great discovery!
I see it all now
Even if lies cover us all
137 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-01 20:34 ID:1uLME4CC [Del]
>>136 last line is 8 syllables e-ven-if-lies-co-ver-us-all
Great discovery!
Was that of the dinosaurs
You diplodocus
138 Name: jill : 2015-06-02 03:04 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
You diplodocus
And I don't know what it means
English why so hard?
139 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-02 08:37 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
English why so hard?
New language is hard to learn
No, no me gusta
140 Name: kaneki : 2015-06-02 17:40 ID:3SI/bkOv [Del]
No,no me gusta
esto es una locura
y tambien una burla
141 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-02 19:24 ID:e4igwv3j [Del]
>>140 I commend you for trying to make a haiku in spanish but the syllables are all wrong.
Continuing from
>>139"No, no me gusta"
Say all the white kids in class
With dumb fake accents
142 Name: Hibiscus : 2015-06-02 22:09 ID:WNrM+ngQ [Del]
With dumb fake accents,
the ignorant fools think they're
impressive beings.
143 Name: whatsupdoc : 2015-06-02 23:14 ID:+RL178GD [Del]
Impressive beings,
Keep me under their thumb and
Drag me by a leash.
144 Name: Mr. Anon : 2015-06-03 00:30 ID:WXzhG9HI [Del]
Drag me by a leash.
Kick me but I'll tell you this:
I will not falter.
145 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-03 07:08 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
I will not falter
I'm a man of conviction
Steadfast to the end
146 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-03 16:45 ID:YJw+19qu [Del]
Steadfast to the end
I will not break under this
Extensive pressure
147 Name: jill : 2015-06-04 00:50 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Entensive pressure
In deep underwater sea
Its water's dark side
148 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-04 08:08 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
It's water's dark side
Thalassophobic, murky
The sea is cruel
(Does "cruel" count as one or two syllables?)
149 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-04 18:34 ID:sTsSqA9d [Del]
>>148 I'll allow it. I feel like that's a matter of pronunciation. I pronounce cruel as one whole syllable but I'm sure their are people who kind of elongate the u sound making it sound like crew-ul
The sea is cruel
And it represents my death
Swept away by waves...
150 Name: Magnolia : 2015-06-04 23:58 ID:q2QKD43+ [Del]
Swept away by waves
The bottle with my letter
The stains of my tears
151 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-05 06:31 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
The stains of my tears
Smears of ink as I write this
Everything is gone
152 Name: whatsupdoc : 2015-06-05 11:11 ID:+RL178GD [Del]
Everything is gone,
From his smile to his grimace,
Hug the memories.
153 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-05 20:12 ID:TgfC7+YW [Del]
Hug the memories
Because you'll miss them one day
Never forget him
154 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-06-06 02:19 ID:QuVJSMtW [Del]
Never forget him
Because he's a memory
You know what happens
155 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-06 07:50 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
You know what happens
After midnight, no good comes
Inexplicable
156 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-06 10:31 ID:nCafAuaR [Del]
Inexplicable
Phenomenons will occur
Believe it or not?
157 Name: Me : 2015-06-07 11:59 ID:kuuyUBM9 [Del]
Believe it or not?
one of these days
the night will come
158 Post deleted by user.
159 Name: whatsupdoc : 2015-06-07 20:25 ID:+RL178GD [Del]
The night will come,
Hovering over us all,
Unending we sleep.
160 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-06-08 01:21 ID:padCk46g [Del]
Unending we sleep
In the depths of always
The world will go on
161 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-08 18:16 ID:HR3ML1D1 [Del]
>>157 the format is so wrong
>>159>>160 why would you continue? smh
Continuing from
>>156Believe it or not?
There's a Ripley's museum
In San Francisco
162 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-09 08:36 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
In San Fransisco
I'm sure there's much stuff to do
I wouldn't know, though
163 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-09 18:06 ID:fu9tFf1n [Del]
I wouldn't know, though
What it is like to be you
I bet it must suck
164 Name: Hiroki : 2015-06-10 13:45 ID:19eDDj7C [Del]
bump
165 Name: Mr. Anon : 2015-06-10 18:57 ID:rGeTqtQU [Del]
I bet it must suck
That rustic vacuum cleaner
Bought it for 2 bucks
166 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-10 21:45 ID:FJ4UzwtD [Del]
Bought it for 2 bucks
That piece of shit down the street
Good investment, right?
167 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-12 19:25 ID:WOcJADW8 [Del]
"Good investment, right?"
No not really you dumb girl
It's wasted money.
168 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-13 00:47 ID:dGgww82x [Del]
It's wasted money
A rich person should know this
Frivolous spending
169 Name: Magnolia : 2015-06-13 03:07 ID:2a2LvQF1 [Del]
(Did everyone abandon the Haiku chain?)
Frivolous spending
Tis something we all abhor
Yet, we all do it.
170 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-13 08:17 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Yet, we all do it
Continuing the great chain
Haiku chain still lives
171 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-13 09:35 ID:bKOt2lwu [Del]
Haiku chain still lives
I am glad it is not dead
Thank you for helping
172 Name: Magnolia : 2015-06-13 11:59 ID:In1FMk9S [Del]
"Thank you for helping-"
"It's my pleasure, miss," he smiled.
Cupid's arrow shot.
173 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-06-13 17:23 ID:V05Yj7OI [Del]
Cupid's arrow shot
My heart was pierced instantly
Helplessly I fell
174 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-13 18:16 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Helplessly I fell
The ground was no soft pillow
Split lip on asphalt
175 Name: Sebastian_Michaelis : 2015-06-13 21:34 ID:v+1o0sY4 [Del]
Split lip on asphalt
Then caught nasty infection
I will be dead soon
176 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-06-13 22:23 ID:NBoAZ5uv [Del]
"I will be dead soon"
Is what he said before death
Kind of obvious
177 Name: Neki : 2015-06-14 01:04 ID:BSa2gto1 [Del]
Kind of obvious,
when my mom told me santa wasn´t real,
Let me cry with my cookies
178 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-14 02:45 ID:FDo+COAL [Del]
Such a nice flow going on and then
>>177 happened. Don't want to be mean, but dude 5-7-5 format man. I'd get it if maybe 5-6-5 or 5-8-5 or something along the lines of that but you are so off it amazes me. How do you mess up a haiku that badly?!
Continuing from
>>176Kind of obvious
You were dating me for her
I'm used to it now
179 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-14 06:55 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
I'm used to it now
The endless routinized life
A cycle, no end
180 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-14 11:41 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
A cycle, no end
Of all the conformists that
Bring our country down
181 Name: Sebastian_Michaelis : 2015-06-14 13:48 ID:v+1o0sY4 [Del]
Bring our country down
With a group of satanists
With the Antichrist
182 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-15 14:43 ID:nW1JqQaf [Del]
With the Antichrist
Our world will go down to hell
It's our destiny
183 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-16 09:03 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
It's our destiny
Transcending limitations
Aiming for true bliss
184 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-17 02:28 ID:txbDAgRC [Del]
Aiming for true bliss
People will do anything
Just ask and you'll see
185 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-18 00:58 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Just ask and you'll see
That nothing is what it seems
It's sad, isn't it?
186 Name: BBSIH : 2015-06-18 01:09 ID:L9SdPHD/ [Del]
I wish I could write a poem 0w0
(Watching other people doing it makes me want to do it too...)
187 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-18 02:02 ID:LTw57Xh0 [Del]
>>186 umm, this is haiku chain. That was kind of irrelevant, but.....you should right a poem! =) Even if you think it's not that great. Just post it in the poetry board. It'll be cool. I promise you. =)
188 Name: !ukP2cuICy6 : 2015-06-19 04:53 ID:Jkw3FcMr [Del]
It's sad isn't it?
You ate too much
You got stomachache
189 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-19 09:19 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
>>188 Format for haiku is 5-7-5.
Continuing from
>>185It's sad isn't it?
This global schism, unfair
How some go without
190 Name: Magnolia : 2015-06-19 11:59 ID:0yIHJqSv [Del]
How some go without-
Shelter, food, love... God help them.
Because this world won't.
191 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-19 19:51 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Because this world won't
We'll repopulate on Mars
Martian girls and guys
192 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-20 00:27 ID:t5Gt5Knp [Del]
Martian girls and guys
Might have three eyes but they could
Still be super hot
193 Name: Rurima : 2015-06-20 06:21 ID:rlh0e5il [Del]
Still be super hot
One,two,three hot weird aliens
Shriek, ugly humans!
194 Name: Mariru : 2015-06-20 06:29 ID:rlh0e5il [Del]
Shriek, ugly humans!
Huh? Rurima's gone insane
She must hate people
195 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-20 06:42 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
She must hate people
Can't really blame her, we suck
We could be better
196 Name: Mariru : 2015-06-20 06:53 ID:rlh0e5il [Del]
We could be better
We eat, we sleep, live then die
That's our expertise
197 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-20 16:31 ID:ttg0g02M [Del]
That's our expertise
Hurting back those who hurt us
In this hate filled world
198 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-06-21 00:30 ID:QM9F0A4u [Del]
In this hate filled world,
We are all the same old gray,
None is black or white.
199 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-21 01:31 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
None is black or white
Instead they are Mexican
Enjoy your tacos!
200 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-21 06:33 ID:rXgRqH/t [Del]
Enjoy your tacos!
While you still can, you poor fool
I poisoned the meat
201 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-21 11:04 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I poisoned the meat
So my cult would eat it all
We're all going down!
202 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-21 12:37 ID:TryrQAeg [Del]
We're all going down!
the path of gay rights
we are gay
203 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-21 13:09 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>202 incorrect format 5-7-5
We're all going down!
And scraping our pretty knees
Can you feel me bleed?
204 Name: Mariru : 2015-06-21 14:59 ID:g12cSuml [Del]
Can you feel me bleed?
Of course not! You're inhuman
Void of emotion
205 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-22 02:56 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Void of emotion
The person who has no soul
Put him back in hell
206 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-22 13:42 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Put him back in hell
The bastard deserves to burn
Ad infinitum
207 Name: Saii : 2015-06-22 20:53 ID:g3PynhdU [Del]
Ad infintium
Rain pours down my crying face
When will the sun shine?
208 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-22 21:02 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"When will the sun shine?"
But it was always shining!
Can you not see it?
209 Post deleted by user.
210 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-23 07:10 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
"Can you not see it?"
Well, no, I cannot; I'm blind
From staring at sun
211 Name: Ryno3no : 2015-06-23 11:00 ID:5E3v1b4D [Del]
From staring at sun
To gazing at the half-moon
"When will these days end?"
212 Name: NamelessWolf !kobNX8OOFE : 2015-06-23 13:07 ID:ZN8NYDNt [Del]
This seems fun.
"When will these days end?"
The plea of those at wit's end
Are we not content?
213 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-23 22:12 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Are we not content?
With the lives we've been granted
There's so much hope left!
214 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-24 06:29 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
There's so much hope left
Do not be discouraged, friend
See you 'round the bend
215 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-24 14:15 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
See you 'round the bend
If you are still alive by
The time I see you
216 Name: NamelessWolf !kobNX8OOFE : 2015-06-24 17:57 ID:YNPp6GxK [Del]
((Are we allowed to manipulate the punctuation of the last line of the previous haiku? e.g; if I wrote "The time, I see you" so as to sort of personify time by trying to address it as a person/tangible thing?))
The time I see you
and your smile, at last, will be
when in heav'n we meet...
217 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-24 19:26 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>216 yes of course it's definitely allowed. Words have to stay the same, punctuation can stay the same or can change. It's definitely fine. =) Hmm... not so sure about your last line, I see you're trying to make it one syllable by adding the comma to heaven, but...I feel as though it would still be pronounced with two syllables. However, I'll let it pass as you may pronounce it differently than I do.
When in heav'n we meet
The angels will greet me with
Open arms and joy
218 Name: NamelessWolf !kobNX8OOFE : 2015-06-24 21:14 ID:YNPp6GxK [Del]
>>217 As far as I know, it's a "poetic device," for lack of better, used to modify the syllabic content of a word (you can also put an accent on a vowel [e.g; cursèd] to ensure an extra syllable - Shakespeare does this a lot, if I recall) to fit a meter. It's like a conjuction where the apostrophe takes place of a letter (poets use it a lot to change ever to e'er and over to o'er), Especially when dealing withe iambic pentameter (hence Shakespeare). I did fight myself on whether I should include it here, though; I'm probably giving myself too much freedom with it, and I try to refrain from it if possible because it's more fun to try to use full words under restrictions. I just couldn't figure out how to fit in heaven, ha!
Open arms and joy
I expected, yet I found
destruction abound.
219 Name: Anonymocity : 2015-06-24 21:25 ID:f68+w6jX [Del]
Destruction abound
Chaos flying all around
A dangerous place
220 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-25 01:22 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
A dangerous place
Is your inner mind, my dear
Walk through it for hours
221 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-25 07:07 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Walk through it for hours
The fond memory of youth
Waxing nostalgia
222 Name: Shu !D8G2WgFHCk : 2015-06-25 09:58 ID:58on0PkW [Del]
waxing nostalgia
there's nobody who can help
the forgetful mind
223 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-25 22:38 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
The forgetful mind
Can't remember key details
Of gruesome murder
224 Name: IIIZAAAAYAAAA : 2015-06-25 23:23 ID:VcvuSOTE [Del]
Of gruesome murder
I shall take no part in this
Keeping sanity
225 Name: ΟΥΤΙΣ : 2015-06-26 03:39 ID:pcGNHatr [Del]
Keeping sanity
In which vanity hides
Divides, divides
226 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-06-26 04:29 ID:2ZmRvPS2 [Del]
>>225 Dude, just no
Keeping sanity
In this surreal horror
My blood goes ice cold
227 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-26 07:45 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
My blood goes ice cold
Gunshots, screams, a thump on the ground
Sirens blare, murder
228 Name: IIIZAAAAYAAAA : 2015-06-26 13:35 ID:VcvuSOTE [Del]
>>227 Middle line is 8 syllables.
My blood goes ice cold
death has truly come for me
I embrace my fate
229 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-26 19:06 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I embrace my fate
Because it's what I'm meant for
...Stocking groceries!
230 Name: IIIZAAAAYAAAA : 2015-06-27 00:36 ID:VcvuSOTE [Del]
Stocking groceries!
My monotonous life goes
on and on and on
231 Name: JunHaru : 2015-06-27 02:22 ID:mzsftgLl [Del]
On and on and on
I Kept on seeing his face
Which made me go mad.
232 Name: Sebastian_Michaelis : 2015-06-27 11:12 ID:9+lGruxx [Del]
Which made me go mad
I picked up the sharp Hatchet
And began to swing
233 Name: Sebastian_Michaelis : 2015-06-27 11:16 ID:9+lGruxx [Del]
And began to swing
I cut of his dirty face
That cheats, lies, and kills
234 Name: Sebastian_Michaelis : 2015-06-27 11:18 ID:uQRpedpD [Del]
That cheats, lies, and kill
Against innocent victims
Its Shia Lebouff
235 Name: Sebastian_Michaelis : 2015-06-27 11:20 ID:ohgaUZhd [Del]
It's shia lebouff
Eating the accomplices
So no one will rat
236 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-28 06:59 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
So no one will rat
Nobody likes a snitch, man
Gonna get stitches
237 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-28 17:28 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Gonna get stitches
From surgery I don't need
Beauty isn't deep
238 Name: Poet : 2015-06-29 14:07 ID:zMS69kSp [Del]
Beauty isn't deep
When they all see the surface
But not what's bellow
239 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-29 16:18 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
But not what's below
Under the deep blue ocean
It is a kraken
240 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-30 00:29 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
It is a kraken
A giant squid. Are you scared?
I am, too, captain.
241 Name: Enigami : 2015-06-30 07:55 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
I am too, captain
But we need to nut up here
Or we will perish
242 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-30 10:22 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Or we will perish
With the rest of the dead world
Watch it go in flames
243 Name: Tsen : 2015-06-30 18:28 ID:pUC79hrX [Del]
Watch it go in flames
flickering in the night sky
Leaving only ash
244 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-06-30 20:13 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Leaving only ash
On the head of her tombstone
This is what she wanted
245 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-01 08:28 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
>>244 Last line was six syllables.
From
>>243:
Leaving only ash
A home, memories, all gone
A family lost
246 Name: NamelessWolf !kobNX8OOFE : 2015-07-01 11:04 ID:YNPp6GxK [Del]
A family lost
to that failed and fleeting love
forsaken at sea.
247 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-01 14:43 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Forsaken at sea
And now I'm all alone on
A boat to nowhere
248 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-07-01 16:20 ID:V05Yj7OI [Del]
A boat to nowhere
Without hope I drift along
The currents decide
249 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-07-01 19:59 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
The currents decide
Where this tiny dingy goes
But it's nowhere good
250 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-02 01:46 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
But it's nowhere good
For our first date together
This desolate place
251 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-02 04:17 ID:Ankszetd [Del]
This desolate place
Will never have any life
So pray, my child
252 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-07-02 20:25 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
>>251 That last part is 4 syllables, 'le~!
253 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-02 23:48 ID:Ankszetd [Del]
>>252 child is pronounced "chai-ild" right? But
This desolate place
Will never have any life
So pray, my dear child
254 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-02 23:55 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>253 depends on your accent...I get where you're coming from.
So pray, my dear child
For salvation we won't get
Who's to save us now?
255 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-03 06:31 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
"Who's to save us now?"
They ask desperately, sad
"No one," I reply
256 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-03 22:30 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"No one," I reply.
As my last friend stabs my back
Who has my back now?
257 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-04 00:10 ID:KFEcj3Ep [Del]
Who has my back now?
The stick man that's next to me
I'm a stick man, too
258 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-04 06:40 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
I'm a stick man, too
Because I'm rail thin, famished
Spare me a dime, bro?
259 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-04 13:40 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"Spare me a dime, bro?"
The douchebag beggar asked us
We said, "Sorry no."
260 Name: Juri!/seZSEQN2w : 2015-07-04 14:00 ID:yFRI8+RN [Del]
We said, "Sorry no."
"We have no money at all."
"Try somebody else."
261 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-04 18:05 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
"Try somebody else"
They say, walking off cheaply
The douchebag hungers
262 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-06 02:19 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
The douchebag hungers
For gatorade and cheetos
His mom won't buy them.
263 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-07 07:21 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
His mom won't buy them
Tells him to grow up, get job
Douchebag is lazy
264 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-07 18:34 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Douchebag is lazy
And wants everything for free
Fuck off you douchebag!
265 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-08 01:11 ID:ZbogZ7aK [Del]
"Fuck off you douchebag!"
Is what someone said to me
Though I am not one
266 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-08 01:24 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"Though I am not one"
Said NZPIEFACE above
But he kind of is...
(NZPIEFACE is totally 4 syllables)
267 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-08 07:22 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
But he kind of is...
Real talk: heard he pops collars
A step much too far
268 Name: ksron !ZkPP6Ji8iw : 2015-07-08 11:44 ID:/oI4xFMT [Del]
A step much too far —
God damnit, it's a land mine!
Get the fuck out, NOW!
269 Name: NyNy!L0qx4VPiR6 : 2015-07-08 13:10 ID:OhN6t938 [Del]
I really love life;
But still I hate it so much.
Why is life so hard?
270 Name: ksron !ZkPP6Ji8iw : 2015-07-08 17:43 ID:/oI4xFMT [Del]
I really love life;
But I do not like NyNy.
U No Understand!
(ignore this and the haiku above this)
271 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-08 20:35 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Continuing from
>>268Get the fuck out, NOW!
He yelled at his dumb parents
They don't understand
272 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-08 22:56 ID:ZbogZ7aK [Del]
They don't understand
Why he was not a douche bag
So they were all mean :(
273 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-09 01:34 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
So they were all mean
But perhaps they were not mean
It's just perspective
274 Name: Mag : 2015-07-09 06:28 ID:ab76+gX8 [Del]
"It's just perspective-"
"No. You really did kill some-"
"Just your opinion."
275 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-09 09:30 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
"Just your opinion."
As if to belittle you
For you lack substance
276 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-09 19:53 ID:v7+Xq8T5 [Del]
For you lack substance
You do not really exist
This, a shit haiku
277 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-09 19:54 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>274 omg that's a great haiku
For you lack substance
That can never be made up
I pity you, my child
278 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-10 07:10 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
>>277 Why'd you skip
>>276? It was perfectly fine...
I pity you my child
Worst of both, strengths of neither
Anti-synthesis
279 Name: Magnolia : 2015-07-10 08:13 ID:ab76+gX8 [Del]
>>277 Thanks. Was thinking of Sherlock and John while making it.
Anti-synthesis
As of late, my vocab sucks
I must soon improve
280 Name: Mariru : 2015-07-10 08:41 ID:O2mwxqTs [Del]
I must soon improve
So that I will be approved
Myself, I must rise!
281 Post deleted by user.
282 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-07-10 16:31 ID:V05Yj7OI [Del]
Myself, I must rise
I must fix this broken world
Through many battles
283 Name: Tree : 2015-07-10 19:43 ID:iloO6eb8 [Del]
Through many battles,
I endured until the end.
I won a pony
284 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-10 22:44 ID:v7+Xq8T5 [Del]
I won a pony
How the fuck did that happen
What the hell is this
285 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-11 01:41 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>278 we posted minute off (I hate when that happens) I didn't realize it until just now looking at your haiku. sorry. There should be a rule established for that I think.
What the hell is this?
I think it is the dollars...
Who are we again?
286 Name: Igar : 2015-07-11 03:55 ID:G7kaHqfh [Del]
Who are we again?
We who walk this planet
Unseen, unheard, unfelt.
287 Name: Dino : 2015-07-11 04:04 ID:HVCFKcmR [Del]
Unseen, unheard, unfelt.
A fly on the wall you are
Go start a boy band
288 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-11 07:32 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
>>285 I think if people post at relatively the same time, the person who posted last should delete theirs. Does this sound fair?
Go start a boy band
Wait, shit, don't do that you fool!
Pop saturation...
289 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-11 22:41 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>288 it does seem fair, but if people like me don't notice then what will happen. I'm sure people don't read past posts like these you know. They'll likely continue from the one they see rather than clicking on "entire thread" to view any of the prior haikus.
Pop saturation.
With all the catchy refrains
I like rock better.
290 Name: A-Yo : 2015-07-12 04:28 ID:7GqIiRM6 [Del]
I like rock better.
Rock over here.
Rock over there.
291 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-12 06:09 ID:h/Gp3RtI [Del]
Hey hey hey
>>286 last line is 6 syllables so
>>288 >>289 dont work
also
>>290 is wrong so from
>>285 we go
Who are we again?
We aren't something important
That is definite
292 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-12 09:06 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
>>289 Well, I guess we'll just have to keep this in mind for the next iteration of this thread, then.
"That is definite."
Black and white, all set in stone
Nothing in between
293 Name: Ana : 2015-07-12 12:53 ID:uypokSlP [Del]
Nothing in between
Yet there is no black and white
Only perception
294 Name: Tree : 2015-07-12 13:24 ID:iloO6eb8 [Del]
Only perception
This is what makes us all weak,
Prejudiced people
295 Name: jill : 2015-07-12 14:58 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Prejudiced people
thinking irrationally
it's their way of life
296 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-12 15:54 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
It's their way of life
To act like they care when they
Don't even know you
297 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-13 02:07 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"Don't even know you!"
He yelled as I cried. Bad scene.
Relationships work?
298 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-13 02:18 ID:h/Gp3RtI [Del]
“Relationships work”
It does not even make sense
one plus one is three
299 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-13 03:06 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
One plus one is three
No, it's not are you wasted
Two plus two is fish
300 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-13 06:32 ID:jD42txwb [Del]
Two plus two is fish
Fairly Oddparents reference?
Well done, my good sir
301 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-13 20:04 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Well done, my good sir
You've played a good game today
I'd like a rematch
302 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-14 00:56 ID:h/Gp3RtI [Del]
I'd like a rematch
Wait, I meant "another go"
It is the same, right?
303 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-14 01:36 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"It is the same, right?"
Of course, I guess it could be
Don't confuse yourself
304 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-14 06:12 ID:0Ihr1aY8 [Del]
Don't confuse yourself
You make your head work too hard
You'll get a headache
305 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-14 06:55 ID:h/Gp3RtI [Del]
You'll get a headache
If your read these shit haikus
Please stop reading these
306 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-14 15:26 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Please stop reading these
We're making a profit off
You're stupidity
307 Name: NamelessWolf !kobNX8OOFE : 2015-07-14 19:34 ID:wyToxi36 [Del]
I've been gone for a while, ha. Let's see...
>>306 I'm assuming you meant to type the possessive "your?" ;)
Your stupidity
Is far too encumbering;
You must part with it.
308 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-14 19:37 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>307 omg embarrassed, yeah that's what I meant XD
You must part with it
Even if it's your favorite
Buy another one
309 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-14 19:38 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
oh sor sor guys btw I pronounce favorite like fave-rit (so it's 2 syllables for me, just in case you get confused)
310 Name: jill : 2015-07-15 01:17 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Buy another one
I can't, I'm out of money
Save Planet Think Green?
311 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-15 01:27 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Save planet. Think Green!
Scream the activists all day.
Fuck off. *wastes water*
312 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-15 11:22 ID:h/Gp3RtI [Del]
"Fuck off"*wastes water*
What is with that first line, huh?
Horrible haikus
313 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-15 16:05 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"Horrible haikus"
So you're a judgemental prick?
You have no chill. *sigh*
314 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-16 01:54 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
You have no chill. *sigh*
I guess you didn't like that
Too bad. It's okay.
315 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-16 04:51 ID:h/Gp3RtI [Del]
"Too bad, it's okay."
Talking to yourself, is it?
That is not cool man.
316 Name: Mønøchrøme : 2015-07-16 05:46 ID:p6hF2siQ [Del]
That is not cool man.
Everyone is insecure
Don't lie to yourself.
317 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-16 07:37 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Don't lie to yourself
Though we all have delusions
Doesn't make it right
318 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-16 14:21 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Doesn't make it right
To act like you're above it
You are not profound
319 Name: Fairchild : 2015-07-16 15:14 ID:/WDs7DZ6 [Del]
You are not profound
Honestly I am better
The joke is on you
320 Name: Alice Max : 2015-07-16 17:45 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
The joke is on you
You may be better, but I
Am not as rude, ha
321 Name: Ana : 2015-07-16 19:52 ID:uypokSlP [Del]
Am not as rude, ha
You all are getting cocky
I'm clearly the best
322 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-07-16 20:56 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
I'M clearly the best
Oh doesn't Ana-san see
One can't demote me
323 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-16 22:20 ID:h/Gp3RtI [Del]
"One can't demote me"
Is what you say, but look now
You've been demoted
324 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-07-16 23:39 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
You've been demoted
Perhaps you are already
Who are you to say?
325 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-17 00:12 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Who are you to say
That I'm no better than you
...I guess you are right.
326 Name: jill : 2015-07-17 01:53 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
I guess you are right
Do you have any pride left?
Be proud of yourself
327 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-17 03:03 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Be proud of yourself
For how far you've come and gone
Life could be worse, right?
328 Name: RATATATA : 2015-07-17 05:21 ID:Zz+aDtTg [Del]
Life could get worse, right?
Your life slowly fades away
This is my sad end.
329 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-17 07:14 ID:h/Gp3RtI [Del]
This is my sad end
The end we all waited for
Now it has vanished
330 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-17 08:20 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Now it has vanished
Lost to all, save history
Time always will win
331 Name: Ana : 2015-07-17 08:34 ID:uypokSlP [Del]
"Time will always win"
Time is a made up concept
Death will always win
332 Name: Fairchild : 2015-07-17 09:32 ID:tEk6r/K/ [Del]
Death will always win
Time will catch up to us all
Life is so futile
333 Name: jill : 2015-07-17 10:55 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Life is so futile
Perspective of the depress
Happiness please come
334 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-07-17 12:40 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
Happiness please come
If you may do, pretty please
But that does nothing
335 Name: Lofiq : 2015-07-17 14:13 ID:jp0sQyYh [Del]
Happiness please come
Let the sadness leave thyself
May hope sprout from thee
336 Name: Magnolia : 2015-07-17 14:30 ID:ab76+gX8 [Del]
>>334"But that does nothing!"
"Then why does it say 'death ray'-"
"I said, it's nothing!"
337 Name: Lovely : 2015-07-17 14:34 ID:msbFjYlL [Del]
>>336 why'd you skip
>>335>>335 May hope sprout from thee
And blossom into something
Beautiful like you
338 Name: Magnolia : 2015-07-17 17:45 ID:ab76+gX8 [Del]
>>337 Because they did
>>334 wrong, Lovely...
Pay attention girl~
339 Name: Lovely : 2015-07-17 18:09 ID:2B1bzGgH [Del]
>>338 ugh i'm tired can't believe i missed that *sigh*
Ok continuing from
>>336I said "It's nothing."
To hide what hurts me the most
Insecurity.
340 Name: jill : 2015-07-17 18:51 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Insecurity
The one that lurks on your mind
Release me from it
341 Name: Magnolia : 2015-07-17 21:35 ID:ab76+gX8 [Del]
Release me from it;
My rapid heart in your chest.
Mercy! Let me leave you.
342 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-07-17 22:22 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
>>341 I believe that last one is six, 'le~!
343 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-17 23:27 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>341 yeah last one is six lines
Release me from it
Your hold, because I can't breathe
It is killing me
344 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-17 23:45 ID:h/Gp3RtI [Del]
It is killing me
The choke hold you are doing
This ain't a hold now T.T
345 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-18 00:10 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"This ain't a hold now."
Because I am dead now cunt
Cool, I cannot breathe!~
346 Name: jill : 2015-07-18 00:45 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Cool, I cannot breathe
Yet I'm still alive and well
Am I a vampire?
347 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-18 00:50 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Am I vampire?
Because I stay up all night
Good reasoning, right?
348 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-18 08:04 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Good reasoning, right?
"My logic is iron-clad"
Said the egotist
349 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-18 10:18 ID:h/Gp3RtI [Del]
"Said the egotist"
Tell me what egotist means
I really don't know
350 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-18 14:56 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I really don't know
Whether or not I should care
About you or me
351 Name: NamelessWolf !kobNX8OOFE : 2015-07-18 18:03 ID:wyToxi36 [Del]
About you? Or me?
Inconsistencies, my dear;
Try to be more clear!
352 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-18 18:13 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Try to be more clear
About your intentions please
I THOUGHT I'D GET RAPED!!!
353 Name: NamelessWolf !kobNX8OOFE : 2015-07-18 18:42 ID:wyToxi36 [Del]
I... thought I'd get raped...
He... tried to save my life... but...
I took his instead...
354 Name: NamelessWolf !kobNX8OOFE : 2015-07-18 18:50 ID:wyToxi36 [Del]
>>352 >>353 ((Oh my god the last two posts of this and the last two posts of the six word stories... that was entirely accidental and I just realized XD hahahaha))
355 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-18 18:56 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>354 you're a cold-blooded killer XD
I took his instead...
It was a pleasant moment
Bye virginity!
356 Name: jill : 2015-07-18 19:46 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Bye virginity
A really bad start for me
Going to a party
357 Name: jill : 2015-07-18 19:47 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Sorry just take the "a" in the last part. I miscounted.
358 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2015-07-18 20:15 ID:ab76+gX8 [Del]
>>355 0___0 wut
>>357 Babe, "Go-ing-to-a-par-ty" is also 6.
359 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-18 21:26 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>358 yeah that's why she said in
>>357 to forget the a and leave it as "going to party!"
Going to party
Even though I don't want to
Bad social skills suck
360 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-19 17:16 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Bad social skills suck
They make you awkward and meek
Isn't that great guys?
361 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-20 00:40 ID:62FQgpAM [Del]
Isn't that great guys?
To be able to live on
It is a virtue
362 Name: Priez : 2015-07-20 02:19 ID:DcCacTjt [Del]
It is a virtue
Patience and planning ahead
My father taught me
363 Name: Lovely : 2015-07-20 02:29 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"My father taught me
How to be a nerd," I said.
We both love comics.
364 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-20 03:22 ID:62FQgpAM [Del]
We both love comics
But I love anime more
Though manga is best
365 Post deleted by user.
366 Name: Mag : 2015-07-20 07:53 ID:ab76+gX8 [Del]
"-though manga is best!"
"But...manga and comics are-"
Don't even bother.
367 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-20 15:31 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Don't even bother
This relationship is done
...But on second thought...
368 Name: Alice Max : 2015-07-20 16:54 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
...But on second thought...
I really love you Dearest,
And your manga too
369 Name: jill : 2015-07-20 17:30 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
And your manga too
And I also love your games
Can I have one, Please?
370 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-20 17:44 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Can I have one, please?
Your T-shirt would look so cute
On me. Baby, please!
(omg, sor sor kind of a weird ending, isn't it?)
371 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-21 01:37 ID:62FQgpAM [Del]
"On me. Baby, please!"
Please do not make weird endings
They just cannot be
372 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-21 02:00 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"They just cannot be"
The pie face has struck again
When will it end? Soon?
373 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-21 07:09 ID:62FQgpAM [Del]
When will it end? Soon?
It will go on forever
So please don't complain
374 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-21 07:24 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
So please don't complain
Over little pains of life
First world problems, man
375 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-21 15:53 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
First world problems, man
From the upper middle class
They should fuck themselves
376 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-21 21:59 ID:62FQgpAM [Del]
They should fuck themselves
The idiots that can't play
They shouldn't be here
377 Name: Lovely : 2015-07-21 22:10 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
They shouldn't be here
We should put them somewhere else
Maybe the landfill?
378 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-22 05:16 ID:62FQgpAM [Del]
Maybe the landfill
Is going to be your grave
Graveyard? Landfill? Choose
379 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-22 07:42 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Graveyard? Landfill? Choose.
Other options there, of course
I just don't like you
380 Name: jill : 2015-07-22 11:07 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
I just don't like you
I just don't like anyone
I'm not Izaya
381 Name: devektra : 2015-07-22 11:55 ID:vbhqDN+w [Del]
I'm not Izaya
I am friends with Shizuo
I am not Tom
382 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-22 13:39 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>381 last line four syllables
>>380I'm not Izaya
Obviously I'm Lovely
Who the hell are you?
383 Name: NamelessWolf !kobNX8OOFE : 2015-07-22 15:38 ID:wyToxi36 [Del]
Who the hell are you
to come into my life now,
right when I need you...?
384 Name: jill : 2015-07-22 16:30 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
"-right when I need you?"
He said to me while crying
No idea why?
385 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-22 20:59 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
No idea why
He would take away my food
I miss my sandwich!
386 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-22 22:08 ID:62FQgpAM [Del]
I miss my sandwich
Was taken by the Heavy
It's Team Fortress 2
387 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-22 22:28 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"It's Team Fortress 2"
Video game I'm guessing
Sounds lame. *plays Pac-Man*
388 Name: jill : 2015-07-23 01:46 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Sounds lame. *plays Pac-Man*
Dude, the game isreally good
You'll know when you try
389 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-23 01:56 ID:62FQgpAM [Del]
You'll know when you try
That chocolate tastes awesome
You have to believe
390 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-23 03:46 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
You have to believe
In yourself and no one else
Build your confidence!
391 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-23 07:44 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Build your confidence!
You're the champ, King of the world!
Seize the day, my friend!
392 Name: jill : 2015-07-23 13:51 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Seize the day, my friend!
For happiness will soon come
It's wonderful day
393 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-07-23 15:17 ID:2aaccakV [Del]
It's wonderful day
Oh what terrible grammar
Kill those words with fire
394 Name: Lovely : 2015-07-23 15:32 ID:sLNUvdDM [Del]
>>393 fire is two syllables but...i guess you could pronounce it like one so i'll let it slide.
Kill those words with fire
They aren't spelled how they sound
Like the word Celtic
395 Name: jill : 2015-07-23 17:13 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Like the word Celtic
Sorry, I ran out of space
Celtics are awesome
396 Name: Alice Max : 2015-07-23 20:49 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
"Celtics are awesome"
Said no one ever ha ha
Just kidding calm down
397 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-23 23:10 ID:ihnLDoH+ [Del]
Just kidding, calm down
I didn't really kill him
All I did was shoot
398 Name: jill : 2015-07-24 03:42 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
All I did was shoot
Right in the heart where it hurts
so much that it kills
399 Name: MelancholicBlossom : 2015-07-24 07:18 ID:+IQDCNYW [Del]
so much that it kills
so much that it doesn't heal
this wounds you won't see
400 Name: Diejoubu desu : 2015-07-24 07:32 ID:dd/+WCvc [Del]
these wounds you won't see
for with smiles i hide them deep
too deep that i drown
401 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-24 09:48 ID:ihnLDoH+ [Del]
Too deep that I drown
You guys know that I can't swim
Please don't be assholes
402 Name: museless : 2015-07-24 12:33 ID:jYf+nBpC [Del]
please dont be assholes
the world is already full
you know its not nice
403 Name: Anonymous : 2015-07-24 12:50 ID:ihnLDoH+ [Del]
You know it's not nice
To be an total asshole
Just try to be nice
404 Name: Lovely : 2015-07-24 14:44 ID:SITirj7J [Del]
Just try to be nice
And you might get some more friends
But who needs friends, right?
405 Name: MelancholicBlossom : 2015-07-24 17:01 ID:kaYq3+/n [Del]
But who needs friends, right?
When they stab you day by day
I have feelings too
406 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-24 23:16 ID:ihnLDoH+ [Del]
I have feelings too
The emotions within me
Are turned into words
407 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-24 23:48 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Are turned into words
My thoughts and actions will be
You ready to see?
408 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-25 02:06 ID:ihnLDoH+ [Del]
You ready to see?
The body of your late Dad
It is disgusting
409 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-25 02:37 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
It is disgusting
To see you all making out
Stop your PDA!
410 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-25 03:05 ID:ihnLDoH+ [Del]
Stop your PDA
It is sad when I'm single
Cry cry cry cry cry
411 Name: Diejoubu desu : 2015-07-25 07:23 ID:dd/+WCvc [Del]
cry cry cry crry cry
for it eases you from pain
crying is not bad
412 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-25 07:40 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Crying is not bad
Certainly not a weakness
It shows how you feel
413 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-25 16:55 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
It shows how you feel
But do you want to share those
Emotions with them
(ugh, another weird ending sor sor)
414 Name: jill : 2015-07-25 17:30 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Emotions with them
Yet I still struggle to tell
What's the point of that?
415 Name: Diejoubu desu : 2015-07-26 04:06 ID:dd/+WCvc [Del]
what's the point of that?
why bother to give your best?
you'll die anyway
416 Name: Zero : 2015-07-26 04:36 ID:WSv5mepT [Del]
You'll die anyway
But the real question is when?
I fail to know this
417 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-26 06:47 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
I fail to know this
Or anything, really; dumb
That is what I am
418 Name: PandaFreak : 2015-07-26 08:01 ID:0fsyu+Tt [Del]
That Is What I am
A complete Nerd
Shut In My Room For Days
419 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-26 14:44 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>418 wrong format
That is what I am
A loser who has no one
Fuck everybody
420 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-26 17:48 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"Fuck everybody"
The "loner" says, haughtily
Man is no island
421 Name: jill : 2015-07-26 22:10 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Man is no island
Man is a Homo Sapien
That's what they told me
422 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-07-27 00:58 ID:cQTF+aKd [Del]
That's what they told me
They told me pretty nice things
They all told me lies
423 Name: badassfucker : 2015-07-27 02:13 ID:McJyu5vj [Del]
They all told me lies
Strawberry flavored cough syrup
To which I choke and swallow
424 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-27 02:19 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>423 wrong format
They all told me lies
And yet I remained their friend
Why am I so dumb?
425 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-27 07:30 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Why am I so dumb?
Please, somebody answer me!
Crying against wind
426 Name: Butts :D : 2015-07-27 12:22 ID:Tii54Eqw [Del]
Crying against wind,
pondering over "bad thoughts".
I'm a lying kid.
427 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-27 16:48 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I'm a lying kid
Who can persuade anyone
My looks help me too
428 Name: jill : 2015-07-27 21:41 ID:tuGRmfv0 [Del]
My looks helps me too
Innocence have gone to long
I'm tired of this
429 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-27 22:33 ID:sAjwe7C4 [Del]
"I'm tired of this"
Is what I thought beforehand
But now I am back
430 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-27 22:51 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
But now I am back
For more drugs that don't help me
Bad medication
431 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-27 23:31 ID:sAjwe7C4 [Del]
Bad medication
Is what Lovely has taken
I think she's crazy
432 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-27 23:33 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"I think she's crazy"
That makes two of us pie face
You understand me
433 Name: Shikonbel !SXzmSmQBwY : 2015-07-28 01:32 ID:hVqyDOFb [Del]
You understand me
Ah, or so I thought back then
Just another lie
434 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-28 02:16 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Just another lie
They'll tell you in school so that
You won't grow up smart
435 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-07-28 02:23 ID:cQTF+aKd [Del]
You won't grow up smart,
No. You grow up numb and cold.
Inevitably.
436 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-28 04:01 ID:sAjwe7C4 [Del]
Inevitably.
Industrialization.
Apocalypse.
437 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-28 06:53 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Apocalypse:
Just another day, then WHAM
Everything is dead
438 Post deleted by user.
439 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-07-28 07:33 ID:+TSGZFdA [Del]
Everything is dead.
Gray scale monotonous life.
A living zombie.
440 Name: ldlove3 : 2015-07-28 11:19 ID:Egg0XBrq [Del]
A living zombie;
They're horrible news!
Don't let it come and eat you!
441 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-28 14:11 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>436 apocalypse is four syllables... a-po-ca-lypse
continuing from
>>435Inevitably
We will all die some day soon
When? I do not know.
442 Name: Alice Max : 2015-07-28 17:20 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
When? I do not know.
What should I do after that?
Careful what you do.
443 Name: NamelessWolf !kobNX8OOFE : 2015-07-28 22:06 ID:wyToxi36 [Del]
Careful what you do
In the name of your beliefs;
They might well haunt you.
444 Name: jill : 2015-07-29 03:46 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
>>441 Seriously? There is more than one person who continued from that post and you just simply cut it off. People have different pronunciation, Why can't you just leave it alone?
>>443 They might well haunt you
My past have been doing it
How can I forgot?
445 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-29 04:01 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>444 how do you pronounce apocalypse with five syllables. There's no way unless they pronounce lypse as lip-see, but come fricking on, if you're unsure, there's google!!! It doesn't matter how many people continue after that, if that didn't matter than the whole thread might as well be crap anyways, right?
Ok haiku time
>>444"How can I forgot?"
Did I mean forget...or what?
It does not matter.
446 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-07-29 04:10 ID:jpRh0OHZ [Del]
It does not matter
We are all going to die.
What matters is none.
447 Name: jill : 2015-07-29 06:14 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
>>445 I don't care anymore. Why am I even trying to argue over this? If you think you're right then you're right. I'll keep my own opinion.
What matters is none
so its fine for you to die
Fear never occurred
448 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-29 06:39 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Fear never occurred
He was steel: cold, unfeeling
Tempered to not feel
449 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-07-29 08:28 ID:jpRh0OHZ [Del]
Tempered to not feel,
But i feel everything;
or nothing at all
450 Name: Alice Max : 2015-07-29 13:45 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
>>449 Everything is 3 syllables, eve-ry-thing, but hey it's aight.
"Or nothing at all"
To fight or not to fight, my
Haiku is for you
451 Name: The Misunderstood !T7ej6WOXJI : 2015-07-29 16:25 ID:hPwHw33m [Del]
"Haiku is for you"
Battle among men to see
War is a poem
452 Name: He died a Lion : 2015-07-29 16:37 ID:tCIseJNa [Del]
War is a poem
Swords turn into bloody words
Hack. Slash. Maim and breathe
453 Name: Blank !Ib1b010WhA : 2015-07-29 18:48 ID:hPwHw33m [Del]
Hack. Slash. Maim and breath
turning into thy own beast
shalt come unto me
454 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-29 21:09 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Shalt come unto me
What I did unto others
It will not be good
455 Name: Enigami : 2015-07-30 06:30 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
It will not be good
He said, as though he's certain
Of things not yet here
456 Name: jill : 2015-07-30 08:07 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Of things not yet here
Precognition is the best!
I wish I have one
457 Name: Diejoubu desu : 2015-07-30 09:43 ID:YX14n1Zg [Del]
I wish I have one
friends, life, family...I wish
But what do I have?
458 Name: Anonymous : 2015-07-30 11:06 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
>>454 That is the best one I've seen in awhile XD Love it!
But what do I have?
With so much to throw away,
All I have is gone
459 Name: Lovely : 2015-07-30 12:01 ID:3sAQY5yr [Del]
>>458 thanks!~
All I have is gone
Left behind in the garbage
Let's start all over
460 Name: Alice Max : 2015-07-30 18:48 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
Let's start all over
The end is the beginning
Infinitely one
461 Name: Anonymous : 2015-07-30 19:57 ID:sAjwe7C4 [Del]
>>441 What the hell, I googled 5 syllable words, and it popped up with apocalypse. Get it right, at least google it if your not sure :(
Infinitely one
The future world shall become
So let's have some rum??
462 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-30 19:58 ID:sAjwe7C4 [Del]
>>461 Damnit, forgot my name
463 Name: Lovely : 2015-07-30 21:23 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>461 i'm so sorry. I wished you'd replied earlier pie face. =/
So let's have some rum
And get drunk out of our minds
Then do stupid things
464 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-07-30 22:27 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
Then do stupid things
That could get most of us killed
Sounds like a good plan
465 Name: Hibiscus : 2015-07-30 22:51 ID:n0+wdaYR [Del]
Sounds like a good plan
until the failures pile on.
Always carry on.
466 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-31 01:53 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Always "Carry On
My Wayward Son" is a song
You should listen to
467 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-07-31 06:14 ID:sAjwe7C4 [Del]
You should listen to
The death throes of the undead
It is beutiful
468 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-07-31 14:12 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
It is beautiful
How nobody loves me and
Everyone hates me
469 Name: jill : 2015-07-31 15:47 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
"Everyone hates me"
I can assure you of that
Try being nicer
470 Name: Lovely : 2015-07-31 17:48 ID:T/RQRVI6 [Del]
Try being nicer
But don't be fake about it
Just be assertive
471 Name: Alice Max : 2015-07-31 22:03 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
Just be assertive
Don't give up and be lazy
Courage, Bravery
472 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-01 00:12 ID:IMM4+MC0 [Del]
Courage, Bravery
How can I obtain those two?
I fear everything.
473 Name: jill : 2015-08-01 01:05 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
I fear everything
that's ok, everything are
all uncertainty
474 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-01 01:45 ID:sAjwe7C4 [Del]
All uncertainty
It comes from your very own heart
Deal with it yourself
475 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-01 02:06 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>474 second line eight syllables it-comes-from-your-ver-y-own-heart
>>473All uncertainty
When you're playing games of chances
That's life anyways
476 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-01 04:09 ID:sAjwe7C4 [Del]
That's life anyways
A huge, giant piece of shit
What can you say now?
477 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-01 04:13 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
What can you say now?
When you have got no voice left
Nothing at this point.
478 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-01 04:14 ID:sAjwe7C4 [Del]
Nothing at this point
Can explain "huckleberry"
I'm going to die T.T
479 Name: Lovely : 2015-08-01 05:00 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I'm going to die
All alone but still happy
Life is wonderful
480 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-01 07:14 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Life is wonderful
Ephemeral, enjoy it
All good things will end
481 Name: Diejoubu desu : 2015-08-01 08:17 ID:IMM4+MC0 [Del]
All good things will end
everything actually ends
even the bad things
482 Name: Alice Max : 2015-08-01 10:40 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
Even the bad things
Can be used for good, life is
Inevitable
483 Name: DRAMAticalApathy : 2015-08-01 13:33 ID:ZLqDjNSi [Del]
Inevitable
That is what the pain feels like
You just can't escape
484 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-01 15:26 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
You just can't escape
From mass marketing ads
Capitalism
485 Name: Alice Max : 2015-08-01 15:51 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
Capitalism
Totalitarianism
Communism, Fascism
486 Name: Lovely : 2015-08-01 17:54 ID:uQpP4REB [Del]
>>485 wow great haiku. I love it.
Communism, fascism
Under autocratic reign
A bad government
487 Name: jill : 2015-08-01 19:53 ID:lkWTtoDa [Del]
A bad government
What can you do for people?
Stop complicate things
488 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-02 03:19 ID:m17qRPry [Del]
"Stop complicate things"
Doesn't actually make sense
Try next time, okay?
489 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-02 03:28 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Try next time, okay?
Learning is a slow process
So idiotic
490 Name: jill : 2015-08-02 04:53 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
"So idiotic"
Only idiots would say that
Depends on your brain
491 Name: Lovely : 2015-08-02 04:59 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Depends on your brain
And whether you're up for it
Hard work will pay off
492 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-02 06:48 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Hard work will pay off
Shoulder to plow, sweat off brow
Cultivate the mind
493 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-02 06:51 ID:IMM4+MC0 [Del]
Cultivate the minds
especially of those young
let us harnes them
494 Name: Alice Max : 2015-08-02 09:42 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
>>486 Thank you so much! >//<
Let us harness them,
Oh children of the tundra
Reindeer Herder's Day
495 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2015-08-02 10:46 ID:ab76+gX8 [Del]
"Reindeer Herder's Day"
That can't be a holiday.
...Holy shit, it is.
496 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-02 11:45 ID:IMM4+MC0 [Del]
...Holy shit, it is.
It was. life was great.
i wonder what happened now
497 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-08-02 13:58 ID:Zt+tBm62 [Del]
>>496 That's 5-5-7! You're such a dirty cheater, 'le~!
498 Name: Lovely : 2015-08-02 14:13 ID:9Iu0oSF1 [Del]
Continuing from
>>495Holy shit, it is
Not going the way I planned
Is there a backup?
499 Name: jill : 2015-08-02 17:17 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Is there a backup?
Sorry, there's not enough space
Upgrade your pc
500 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-02 17:51 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"Upgrade your pc"
The best buy salesman told me
Marketing scares me
501 Name: Alice Max : 2015-08-02 19:08 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
Marketing scares me
It's everywhere, all around.
Kill it with fire
502 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-03 00:46 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Kill it with fire
But arson is illegal
Pyromaniacs
503 Name: Jack Hunter : 2015-08-03 00:58 ID:YCZRG43p [Del]
Pyromaniacs
Just another cliché group
Join Dollars instead
504 Name: jill : 2015-08-03 02:01 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Join dollars instead
We've got treats for everyone
Just sign up here lol
505 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-03 02:16 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>504 lol is three syllables l-o-l, but let's just assume you were saying lawl instead.
Just sign up here lawl.
But don't do anything wrong
Or people get mad
506 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-03 03:02 ID:/8YMbyO/ [Del]
Or people get mad?
When you disrespect their crabs?
I'm crazy. I know :(
507 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-03 03:06 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I'm crazy. I know.
Most of us are in this world
Who's even normal?
508 Name: jill : 2015-08-03 06:38 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Who's even normal?
Why people asking such things?
Isn't it obvious
509 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-03 07:23 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Isn't it obvious?
Answers staring in your face
Too blind to see truth
510 Name: Alice M : 2015-08-03 08:14 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
Too blind to see truth
Or maybe it's just too hard,
To except it. Sad.
511 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-03 09:24 ID:vlZ6IC/J [Del]
To except it. Sad.
Maybe you meant "to accept"?
But it's fine. all fine~
512 Name: Alice M : 2015-08-03 11:38 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
But it's fine. all fine~
Pretty embarrassing ha,
Late nights, scatterbrain
XD
513 Name: Ninetales : 2015-08-03 14:21 ID:5vmrRtJ/ [Del]
Late nights, scatterbrain.
The times of irrevelance.
What one should do?
514 Name: jill : 2015-08-03 14:40 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
What one should do?
Questions haven't answered yet
ask the oracle
515 Name: museless : 2015-08-03 15:00 ID:jYf+nBpC [Del]
ask the oracle
about your future again
it is still unclear
516 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-03 16:13 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>513 what-one-should-do? Four syllables.
Continuing from
>>512Late nights, scatterbrain
I experience every
Night of this summer
(sor sor for the weird ending)
517 Name: jill : 2015-08-03 16:23 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Night of this summer
It's afternoon in my place
What timezone you're in?
518 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-08-03 16:23 ID:V05Yj7OI [Del]
Night of this summer
Day of the winter to come
All I think is "YOU"
519 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-08-03 16:25 ID:V05Yj7OI [Del]
Guess I was a few seconds to late, continue from
>>517
520 Name: jill : 2015-08-03 16:25 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
>>518 sorry, I sent it first
521 Name: helluvabutlr : 2015-08-03 18:56 ID:AmztPsch [Del]
Alright,continuing from
>>517What timezone you're in?
If you are asking me then
Not telling cuz no
522 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-03 19:54 ID:sTh3cw5O [Del]
"Not telling cuz no"?
Do you not speak English well?
Please use proper words
523 Name: Alice Max : 2015-08-03 21:12 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
Please use proper words
You have an English major
So don't be so dumb
524 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-04 00:04 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"So don't be so dumb"
But I am a teenager
Of course I am dumb
525 Name: PK : 2015-08-04 00:18 ID:3zYpvaHl [Del]
Of course I am dumb
You have failed to teach me right
This is all your fault
526 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-04 07:29 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"This is all your fault!"
And so scapegoating begins
Point fingers; lame game
527 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-04 09:04 ID:vSFFq0lE [Del]
Point fingers; lame game
People play it anyhow.
to escape from sins
528 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-04 10:45 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
To escape from sins
We must all repent them and
Try to be better.
529 Name: Alice Max : 2015-08-04 10:51 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
Try to be better.
Than all the kiddos at school
Or don't. Whatever.
530 Name: Museless : 2015-08-04 14:47 ID:jYf+nBpC [Del]
or dont. whatever
honestly thats your business
does not concern me
531 Post deleted by user.
532 Name: Yuri Adelheide : 2015-08-04 15:11 ID:BJwuTMqt [Del]
Does not concern me
In a way or two. Oh well,
Life's a mystery.
533 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-04 22:45 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Life's a mystery
And we will never find the
Answers we need, too.
534 Name: jill : 2015-08-05 00:45 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Answers we need, too.
Are found in the internet
Procrastinating
535 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-05 01:47 ID:vSFFq0lE [Del]
Procrastinating-
The only thing i'm good at;
to procrastinate.
536 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-05 07:06 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
To procrastinate
That is my calling in life
To never do work
537 Name: Melic : 2015-08-05 12:15 ID:/lx09buq [Del]
To never do work
and constantly earn money
is a neet's sweet dream.
538 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-05 16:31 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>537 lol do you mean neat??? lol or is neet's someone's name...?
Is a neat sweet dream
Like mine ever going to
Exist in this world
539 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-08-05 17:28 ID:V05Yj7OI [Del]
>>538 From Wikipedia: "A NEET or neet is a young person who is "Not in Education, Employment, or Training"."
540 Name: jill : 2015-08-05 18:42 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
>>538 I can't believe Lovely didn't know about that term and most people here watch animes
Exist in this world
Global warming, Pollution
Carbon Monoxide
541 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-05 18:51 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>540 haha, I used to watch anime frequently, but school is my main priority right now so I don't have much time for watching it and when I do I watch TV it's with my mother to spend some time with her after work.
Carbon Monoxide
Has been a silent killer
A sad way to die
542 Name: Alice Max : 2015-08-05 21:23 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
A sad way to die
Is to die without honor.
Never ever give up. Live.
543 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-06 05:18 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>542 the last line is 7 syllables. I'll work on what you wrote and change the last line
>>543A sad way to die
Is to die without honor
Never give up. Live
544 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-06 08:00 ID:v1yWRnMz [Del]
Never give up. Live
even if it's a hard thing
strive to exist. live!
545 Name: Butts :D !4ZeKtProWU : 2015-08-06 12:56 ID:TK9kVjpr [Del]
Strive to exist. Live!
You've got a long way to go.
Don't lose your breath now.
546 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-06 14:08 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Don't lose your breath now
Take another gasp and see
How great life can be
547 Name: jill : 2015-08-06 14:41 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
How great life can be
Everything is beautiful
Appreciating
548 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-06 21:41 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Appreciating
The beauty this world offers
Enjoy aesthetic
549 Name: Butts :D !4ZeKtProWU : 2015-08-07 00:17 ID:TK9kVjpr [Del]
Enjoy aesthetic.
Mindless tumblr-loser teens,
Self pitying kids.
550 Name: jill : 2015-08-07 01:48 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Self pitying kids
Kids who doesn't have a life
Go and find a job
551 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-07 02:39 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Go and find a job
You underqualified cunt
I'm kicking you out
552 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-07 06:54 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"I'm kicking you out"
Douchebag's saga continues
Now a vagabond
553 Name: Fortune_and_Fade !o3hBg9PyEE : 2015-08-07 08:49 ID:E2zZHVUY [Del]
Now a vagabond
I roam the streets day and night
I am getting sore
554 Name: Butts :D !4ZeKtProWU : 2015-08-07 09:32 ID:TK9kVjpr [Del]
I am getting sore.
Raw hands wet with the sad truth,
I didn't mean it.
555 Name: Alice Max : 2015-08-07 21:32 ID:TRXpYJMM [Del]
I didn't mean it.
Please forgive me, I really
Messed up this time, sorry!
556 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-07 22:21 ID:MkPxLIyp [Del]
>>555 And again, messed up XD
>>554 I didn't mean it
To not come on for some days
I bet none noticed
557 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-07 22:42 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"I bet none noticed"
Are you existentially
Alone like myself
558 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-07 22:58 ID:MkPxLIyp [Del]
Alone like myself
In the never ending sea
We're always alone
559 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-08 06:58 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
We're always alone
In our minds, in our thoughts; bleak
Together in words
560 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-08 07:45 ID:Yokw1Odb [Del]
Together in words
Words are only what i have
Through words i survive
561 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-08 07:53 ID:R42YZPRh [Del]
Through words I survive
Yes, I'm an acclaimed author
Shut up, I AM poor :(
562 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-08 12:36 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Shut up, I am poor
You may have more things than me
But I'm still okay
563 Name: Museless : 2015-08-08 14:54 ID:jYf+nBpC [Del]
but im still okay
because i know that i will
surely find my love
564 Name: jill : 2015-08-08 15:46 ID:3IgwzGY/ [Del]
Surely find love
That is my ultimate goal
Yet I can't find
565 Name: jill : 2015-08-08 15:47 ID:3IgwzGY/ [Del]
Yet I still can't find*
Sorry I didnt check before posting
566 Name: Lovely : 2015-08-08 15:48 ID:F9jamaOh [Del]
>>564 last line is four syllables
Surely find my love
But the one I love is in
Love with someone else
567 Name: Lovely : 2015-08-08 15:50 ID:F9jamaOh [Del]
>>565 omg sor sor posted before refreshing the page. >_<
Yet I still can't find
Genuine love from the one
That I love dearly
568 Name: jill : 2015-08-08 15:52 ID:3IgwzGY/ [Del]
>>566 Too late lovely, I've edited it before your post, you have to continue from mine
569 Name: jill : 2015-08-08 15:52 ID:3IgwzGY/ [Del]
>>567 sorry I didn't refresh my browser
570 Name: jill : 2015-08-08 15:56 ID:3IgwzGY/ [Del]
That I love dearly
The person doesn't love me
Senpai notice me!!
571 Name: Lovely : 2015-08-08 15:57 ID:F9jamaOh [Del]
>>569 refresh will be the death of us.
572 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-09 03:13 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Senpai notice me!!!
But he never notices
Me screaming his name
573 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-09 04:46 ID:R42YZPRh [Del]
Me screaming his name
As the darkness surrounds me
I will not forget
574 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-09 05:17 ID:Yokw1Odb [Del]
I will not forget
I forgive but not forget.
The wounds you've caused:deep
575 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-09 07:08 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
The wounds you've caused: deep
A man who ruins all things
Cannot have any
576 Name: Museless : 2015-08-09 13:55 ID:jYf+nBpC [Del]
cannot have any
happiness nor great despair
only deaf silence
577 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-09 16:10 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Only deaf silence
That's louder than anything
I have ever heard
578 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-10 01:34 ID:R42YZPRh [Del]
I have ever heard
The screams many aloud
Do not console me
579 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-10 01:36 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>578 second line is 6 syllables
>>577I have ever heard
The whispers of someone dead
I am a medium.
580 Name: jill : 2015-08-10 02:45 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
I am a medium
"No, I'm small.""I meant spirit
Stupid idiot
581 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-10 06:52 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"Stupid idiot"
A bit redundant, I think
One or the other
582 Name: Museless : 2015-08-10 14:59 ID:jYf+nBpC [Del]
one or the other
you have to choose carefully
and not have regrets
583 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-08-10 16:25 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
And not have regrets,
isn't that like really hard?
Life is full of them.
584 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-11 01:01 ID:VH9t1fZz [Del]
Life is full of them
ups and downs, nice things and lies
I'm fed up with life
585 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-11 03:07 ID:R42YZPRh [Del]
I'm fed up with life
Maybe it's really fed down
Who will give a shit
586 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-11 04:18 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Who will give a shit
When I die, definitely
None of you people
587 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-11 08:45 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
None of you people
Understand, only pretend
Like they know the truth
588 Post deleted by user.
589 Name: Museless : 2015-08-11 13:11 ID:jYf+nBpC [Del]
>>588 its not 5 7 5 words its 5 7 5 syllables
middle one has 9 and last one has 6
like they know the truth
they use me as a puppet
to do evil things
590 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-11 23:03 ID:R42YZPRh [Del]
To do evil things
You first need to prepare well
Then make a good plan
591 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-11 23:09 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Then make a good plan
Because the one we're using
Really sucks right now
592 Name: jill : 2015-08-12 01:06 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Really sucks right now
Go outside and star gazing
There's meteor showers
593 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-12 01:25 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>592 is that for real?! Are/were there really meteor showers where you live? Sounds beautiful.
There's meteor showers
But in Los Angeles you
Miss those pretty sights
594 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-12 03:15 ID:R42YZPRh [Del]
Miss those pretty sights
What a really fucked up name
Can't be any worse
595 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-12 03:28 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Can't be any worse
Than what you have done to me
For all of these years
596 Post deleted by user.
597 Name: Shinno : 2015-08-12 12:07 ID:YZHJEeMn [Del]
For all if these* years
I have been waiting patiently
The winds are silent
598 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-13 01:17 ID:R42YZPRh [Del]
The winds are silent
The seas are a large mirror
Reflecting the dark
599 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-13 01:23 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>597...second line is eight syllables, but let's just pretend you said I've =/ or else people will verbally abuse me to death =D
Reflecting the dark
Is that even possible
Too much darkness. No!
600 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-13 10:54 ID:dMx8NxzO [Del]
Too much darkness. No!
Too much corrections. Lovely!
Kidding. Don't be mad
601 Name: Museless : 2015-08-13 12:23 ID:jYf+nBpC [Del]
kidding. dont be mad
my jokes are bad but thats fine
because we are friends
602 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-13 16:12 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Because we are friends
I can be honest with you
That hat looks stupid
603 Name: EvoRulz : 2015-08-13 18:35 ID:TtpiFLRV [Del]
That hat looks stupid
Is your brain fueled by lemons?
Zaphod Beeblebrox
604 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-14 00:27 ID:R42YZPRh [Del]
Zaphod Beeblebrox
There's a limit to something
It is called dumbness
605 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-14 00:55 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
It is called dumbness
And that is what you have you
Pseudo-profound guy
606 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-14 07:53 ID:XIsU6542 [Del]
Pseudo-profound guy
Can you not call me that name?
I will feel so sad
607 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-14 07:59 ID:dMx8NxzO [Del]
I will feel so sad
You broke my heart;not so bad.
Your bones' turn now. Run
608 Name: jill : 2015-08-14 13:10 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Your bones turn now. Run
Painful experience for us
Go ahead and try
609 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-14 19:29 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>608 experience is four syllables, so your second line is 8 syllables
>>607Your bones' turn now. Run.
I will kill you so no one
Can ever have you
610 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-14 20:49 ID:Q9YrWu+h [Del]
Can ever have you
Killed my highest dream before?
Fuck, that sounds so weird...
611 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-14 20:54 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Fuck, that sounds so weird...
My confession of love to
A complete dickface
612 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-15 00:27 ID:Q9YrWu+h [Del]
A complete dickface
Is not what I am being
I am a human
613 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-15 00:56 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I am a human
You sir are an alien
Do you come in peace?
614 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-15 01:08 ID:Q9YrWu+h [Del]
Do you come in peace?
Is what they should say before
"IT'S A GODDAMNED TRAP"
615 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-15 06:16 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"It's a goddamned trap!"
The soldiers hit the deck hard
Explosions happen
616 Name: Scarface !tYQZepPPqk : 2015-08-15 08:52 ID:rpp49Rkd [Del]
Explosions happen
In the depths of my damn mind
Age-old rage appears
617 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-15 15:18 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Age-old rage appears
When I see my ex-boyfriend
Except he's not real.
618 Name: Museless : 2015-08-15 17:03 ID:jYf+nBpC [Del]
except he's not real
so what is going on here
why do i still feel?
619 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-15 17:51 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"Why do I still feel?"
Unable to escape it
Emotions too strong
620 Name: Cerberus : 2015-08-15 19:55 ID:Z6jj9SOQ [Del]
"Let me hear your voice!"
I screamed while running away
but heard only death.
621 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-15 21:10 ID:Q9YrWu+h [Del]
But heard only death
And the screams of agony
In the fields of death
622 Name: Scarface !tYQZepPPqk : 2015-08-16 00:10 ID:rpp49Rkd [Del]
In the fields of death
The grim reaper will harvest
Bloody, broken bones
623 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-16 00:27 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>620 dude...that's not how this works.
>>621>>622 smh that you guys didn't notice that. u_u
Continuing from
>>619Emotions too strong
For my heart to handle them
I need therapy
624 Name: Scarface !tYQZepPPqk : 2015-08-16 01:09 ID:rpp49Rkd [Del]
>>623 My bad. Lol. Here I go again.
I need therapy
Said the kid in the mirror
But I said, "You don't".
625 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-16 04:18 ID:Q9YrWu+h [Del]
But I said, "You don't"
He said:"You don't do what stuff"
I got really pissed
626 Name: Cerberus : 2015-08-16 04:36 ID:Z6jj9SOQ [Del]
I got really pissed
Told her to leave, but she stayed
I want to kill her
627 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-16 06:31 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"I want to kill her!"
*deafening silence fills air*
Well, time to leave now
628 Name: Cerberus : 2015-08-16 11:55 ID:Z6jj9SOQ [Del]
"Well, time to leave now."
My friend said before his death.
May he rest in peace.
629 Name: Museless : 2015-08-16 13:22 ID:jYf+nBpC [Del]
may he rest in peace
stop telling people im dead!
i still hear his voice
630 Name: Akemin !6FaPNwEQbw : 2015-08-16 16:07 ID:KhcbMZop [Del]
I still hear his voice
When we were at the crossroads
He said, "don't leave me."
631 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-16 16:31 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>627>>630 I love these haikus.
He said, "Don't leave me."
But I couldn't hold his hand
I let him fall down
632 Name: Scarface !tYQZepPPqk : 2015-08-17 00:18 ID:rpp49Rkd [Del]
I let him fall down
But when his head hit the ground
Fear knocked me out cold
633 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-17 00:59 ID:Q9YrWu+h [Del]
Fear knocked me out cold
When I say all these posts now
Where the fuck were you?
634 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-17 00:59 ID:Q9YrWu+h [Del]
Are we allowed to change the punctuation of the haiku above ours?
635 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-17 01:23 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>634 definitely.
Where the fuck were you?
When I needed you the most
Oh, with your side chick...
636 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-17 02:53 ID:Q9YrWu+h [Del]
How about capitalization?
Oh? With your side... chick?
Your dump your girlfriend for this...
Whore? or whatever >:(
637 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-17 06:35 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>631 Thanks!
Whore, or whatever
Nonchalant, no real cares here
Makes it about her
638 Name: Devi !5loz5WuIWQ : 2015-08-17 10:47 ID:byaCwybi [Del]
>>637 Makes it about her
whenever he needs to bluff,
The lies don't fool me
639 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-17 11:14 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
The lies don't fool me
I can see right through them, so
We are breaking up
640 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-08-17 16:18 ID:V05Yj7OI [Del]
We are breaking up
We can not go on like this
It is for the best
641 Name: Rokuro : 2015-08-17 23:02 ID:TMSfVIGA [Del]
It is for the best
For us to part ways
I'll always love you
642 Name: XXX : 2015-08-17 23:56 ID:geLi4x+z [Del]
I'll always love you
So to stay together forever
I'll kill you too
643 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-18 00:48 ID:Q9YrWu+h [Del]
I'll kill you too
Along with the Universe
You think you're special?
644 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-18 01:02 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>642 So umm your last line is 4 syllables, but let's just say you put "I will" ok.
>>643 srsly pie face. You should know better by now. =/
"You think you're special?"
No I'm actually less than
Anybody else
645 Name: Tree : 2015-08-18 01:17 ID:iloO6eb8 [Del]
Anybody else?
I have tasty cupcakes bros?
No, fine then, you suck.
646 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-18 02:38 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
No. Fine then! You suck!
Just leave me by myself you
Stupid cunt fucker
(lol my last line. Can't wait to see what someone else follows up with XD)
647 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-18 06:14 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"Stupid cunt fucker"
Well that's needlessly vulgar
Who pissed in your drink?
648 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-08-18 09:50 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
Who pissed in your drink?
Everyone pissed in it.
That's basic science.
649 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-18 15:35 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>647>>648 lol
That's basic science
DNA and RNA
Know the difference?
650 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-08-18 16:04 ID:V05Yj7OI [Del]
>>642>>644 ..and the middle line is nine syllables..
651 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-18 16:06 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>650 damn, I did not notice. I was really tired. I just noticed the last line. =( This thread is becoming so shitty, but when I made a big deal about it people hated me, so idk anymore. Ugh...
652 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-18 18:23 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Know the difference
Between genius and madness?
It is a fine line
653 Name: Tree : 2015-08-18 23:18 ID:Fy6rS33P [Del]
It is a fine line.
I drew a very fine line!
I'm proud of myself.
654 Post deleted by user.
655 Name: Meow : 2015-08-18 23:28 ID:geLi4x+z [Del]
I'm proud of myself
For finishing all my work
Instead of playing games
656 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-18 23:39 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
Instead of playing games
I'm playing even more games
And even more games
657 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-19 01:17 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>655 last line wrong
>>656 srsly
Continuing from
>>653I'm proud of myself
For being less than nothing
I have low standards.
658 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-19 02:03 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
>>657 Why so cruel T.T
I have low standards
So I don't really notice...
What the fuck happened?!
659 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-19 02:24 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
What the fuck happened?!
I leave one second and you
Burn down the house. Why?!
660 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-19 02:32 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
Burn down the house. "Why?"
Because I can you dumb bitch
Never leave a kid
661 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-19 02:34 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Never leave a kid
If he's Macaulay Culkin
"Home Alone" Watch it!
662 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-19 02:36 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
Home, alone?...........Watch it >:(
Don't spout impossible things
I'm never alone
663 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-19 02:46 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I'm never alone
Only existentially
So just go and leave
664 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-19 02:48 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
So just go and leave
Was the last thing she said then
I left, I was right
665 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-19 02:51 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I left. I was right.
He did not mean anything
To me or my love
666 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-19 03:13 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
To me or my love
Of Indonesian food
They will never die
667 Name: Scarface !tYQZepPPqk : 2015-08-19 06:50 ID:s5IVd/Nx [Del]
They will never die
They have gone, gone, gone beyond
To the other shore
668 Post deleted by user.
669 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-19 06:53 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
To the other shore
Where everything is alright
Idyllic, but fake
670 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-19 15:40 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Idyllic, but fake
Picture perfect painted scene
Enjoy it for now
671 Post deleted by user.
672 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-08-19 16:13 ID:V05Yj7OI [Del]
Enjoy it for now
It will not last very long
Ice cream rarely does
673 Name: ksron !ZkPP6Ji8iw : 2015-08-19 18:11 ID:/oI4xFMT [Del]
Ice cream rarely does
any good to your body.
But it TASTES SO GOOD!
674 Name: Dread : 2015-08-19 22:23 ID:geLi4x+z [Del]
But it TASTES SO GOOD!
The taste of sweet blood
Best meal for vampires
675 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-19 23:34 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
Best meal for vampires
Is a dose of nicotine
They need to stay high
676 Name: Butts :D !4ZeKtProWU : 2015-08-19 23:38 ID:wNZezcIc [Del]
They need to stay high.
Young boys, young girls, too afraid.
They blame their daddy.
677 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-19 23:47 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
They blame their daddy
For being some poor people
Poor, sad, depressed dad
http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/being
678 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-20 00:32 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Poor, sad, depressed dad
Is bald, fat, and needs to take
Viagra. Too bad.
679 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-20 01:30 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
Viagra, too? Bad
Boy >:( I said no chemicals
And your bring love drugs
680 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-20 01:44 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>679 Did you mean you??? Whatever.
And you bring love drugs?
But I thought love brought up your
Dopamine levels
681 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-20 02:00 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
>>680 What did you mean? I'm 14, don't think I'm that weird ...
Dopamine levels
Can go up by loving her
Yes, her, that dumb bitch
682 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-20 02:02 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>681 I meant the word "you" not you personally. =/ Not going to explain any further.
Yes, her, that dumb bitch
Who never gets good grades and
Just sucks dick. Ew, gross.
683 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-20 02:04 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
>>682 wait, i see i see, yes it is "you", not "your"
Just suck dicks? Ew. Gross.
"Being a virgin is nice"
Says the one who's raped
684 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-20 02:09 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Says the one who's raped,
"I feel like less than human"
I am an object.
685 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-20 02:11 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
I am an object
Says the objecty object
Shut up, that exists
686 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-20 02:13 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
>>684 Technically a person being raped only has value as a person, because you can't rape an object, they should be proud that they are eligible for rape, and aren't fugly.
687 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-20 02:15 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>686 you're fucked up. =/
>>685"Shut up, that exists!"
No it doesn't. You are in
Denial my friend.
688 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-20 02:17 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
Well raping a girl means that she's worth raping, which means that she has more value then the fugly girls out there not being raped, which then means she has more value as a human than some humans, and humans are above objects.
Denial, my friend
You have been with me since then
I thank you for that
689 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-20 02:23 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>688 again, you're fucked up sir.
"I thank you for that"
Said the kiss ass to her boss
She just wants a raise
690 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-20 02:27 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
>>689 Well most like to not be raped, because it isn't a pleasant experience. There are many, many factors to think about before you think of a female's human value through this rape business. There's the security of the area and town, the clothes she's wearing (THIS DOES MAKE A DIFFERENCE, well maybe to the people who can't see what's underneath it), if she's alone or not, the time of the day, the noise of the area (a scream from being raped being overheard is not good) and so on.
She just wants a raise
So she killed her only boss
She didn't get it
691 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-20 02:35 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>690 kk, i don't want to think about that.
She didn't get it.
And she never will so I
Won't explain. Okay.
692 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-20 02:39 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
Won't explain? Okay,
Here's what I'll do, I'll fucking...
Forget it, you're dumb
693 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-20 02:40 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Forget it, you're dumb
Nothing goes through your thick skull
Why can't you be smart?
694 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-20 02:45 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
Why can't you be smart
What a bloody cunt, you are
Don't be mean to me
695 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-20 02:47 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"Don't be mean to me"
Do not be so sensitive
That is so stupid
696 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-20 02:51 ID:iyp/OMOA [Del]
That is so stupid
Said the stupid stupid's pet
That also exists
697 Name: Lovely : 2015-08-20 18:00 ID:z2Q5xYy0 [Del]
That also exists
Unicorns and leprechauns
Only in your dreams
698 Name: hazel : 2015-08-20 23:33 ID:85uzWj6z [Del]
Only in your dreams
would something so absurd be
able to be real
699 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-21 00:41 ID:mQJwST+5 [Del]
Able to be, real
or not, all that matters, is
if they're there, 'tis not?
700 Name: jill : 2015-08-21 01:31 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
If they're there, 'tis not?
I have no idea what
Your talking about
701 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-21 01:32 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
If they're there. 'Tis not
A dream but a nightmare come
True. Will it end?
702 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-21 02:10 ID:mQJwST+5 [Del]
>>701 HAHA
>>700 "Your talking about"
Is grammatically wrong
"You're talking about"
703 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-21 02:45 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>702 ugh. lol do you watch the Simpsons? Cuz this is what that
HAHAreminded me of
You're talking about
Something I don't understand
Can you teach me please?
704 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-21 04:18 ID:mQJwST+5 [Del]
>>703 Someone at my school can do that
"Can you teach me please?"
The girl was talking about
Sex and stuff like that
o/////o
705 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-21 08:34 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"Sex and stuff like that"
... So just the sex then? You know
Not much else like sex
706 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-08-21 10:57 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
Not much else like sex
Though vibrators work as well
That stuff's really gross.
707 Name: jill : 2015-08-21 12:25 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
That stuff's really gross
why are you still using it?
You like it, don't you?
708 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-21 19:26 ID:eChUxek6 [Del]
You like it, don't you?
The horror of your friends death
Brings you to heaven
709 Name: Poison : 2015-08-21 21:37 ID:geLi4x+z [Del]
Brings you to heaven
The beauty of human life
As an utter lie
710 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-22 03:59 ID:eChUxek6 [Del]
As an utter lie,
WE told you happened there,
Yes, we. 'Tis not I.
711 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-22 17:41 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>710 second line is six syllables we-told-you-happ-ened-there
>>709As an utter lie
I will not speak of again
The truth is now lost
712 Name: Cerberus : 2015-08-22 20:48 ID:Z6jj9SOQ [Del]
The truth is now lost
Although I have seen it before
Where is my right hand?
(Not a reference at all :) )
713 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-23 04:16 ID:eChUxek6 [Del]
>>711 Didn't type the "what"......
>>712 Reference to what??
Where is my right hand?
I was using it for mast.....
I shouldn't talk now.
714 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-23 06:42 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
I shouldn't talk now
I'll look hypocritical
Not a dick, I swear
715 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-23 22:57 ID:Yzfvca4g [Del]
Not a dick, I swear
On the holy name of Him,
The one and only
716 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-23 23:06 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
The one and only
Lovely. That is me. I'm so
Fucking amazing
717 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-24 01:32 ID:Yzfvca4g [Del]
Fucking amazing
You're the smartest person here
You killed yourself TWICE
718 Name: jill : 2015-08-24 01:43 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
You killed yourself TWICE
Did you revive just to die?
That's really stupid
719 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-24 02:08 ID:Yzfvca4g [Del]
"That's really stupid"
"I know right?" Said the third wheel
"Really, really dumb"
720 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-24 03:21 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"Really, really dumb"
That is everyone on the
Literature Board
721 Name: jill : 2015-08-24 04:04 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Literature Board
Don't need to be literate
For you to comment
722 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-24 04:15 ID:Yzfvca4g [Del]
For you to comment
You need to know how to spell
And then you write words
723 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-24 07:02 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
And then you write words
Sometimes even sentences!
... Let's not get crazy
724 Name: Orange : 2015-08-24 12:16 ID:geLi4x+z [Del]
...Let's not get crazy
On how we hid the body
Shut up no one knows
725 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-24 13:47 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Shut up no one knows
That we ever had sex so
Don't you dare tell them
726 Name: jill : 2015-08-25 02:26 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Don't you dare tell them
Why do you tell anyone
About your sex life?
727 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-25 02:31 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
About your sex life...
Basically nonexistent
Want to tell me more
728 Name: jill : 2015-08-25 03:06 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Want to tell me more
Yea...well, there is this one time..
I've[have] got nothing
(Well you guys keep complaining about how many syllables it actually have so I wrote [have] if you think "I've" is one syllable)
729 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-25 04:15 ID:d1aMuvaA [Del]
>>728 IT'S ONE SYLLABLE
I have got nothing
In my heart at all, there's one
Thing that bothers me
730 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-25 06:32 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Thing that bothers me
Not quite sure; your voice, your laugh
Maybe everything
731 Name: Tree : 2015-08-25 08:41 ID:iloO6eb8 [Del]
>>730 May-be Ev-er-y-thing... That's six...but maybe you don't pronounce the -er- like it should be :ev-ry-thing... That's how i think you're pronouncing it, so i will continue from your's anyway, just pointing that out though.
Maybe Everything
At the party was a lie
The CAKE was a lie!
732 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-25 12:01 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>728 Yeah, how is I've ever two syllables??? =/ lol.
The cake was a lie
How is cake ever a lie
Cake is so tasty
733 Name: jill : 2015-08-25 14:51 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Cake is so tasty
Also pastry and desserts
So lets bake a cake
734 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-25 23:21 ID:d1aMuvaA [Del]
>>733 Pretty sure it's "let's"
So let's bake a cake
With a vigor more renewed
The cake shall be god
735 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-25 23:34 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>734 jill is usually never grammatically correct. =/ It's just who she is.
The cake shall be god.
But then we will we eat him so
Who will be our god?
736 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-25 23:36 ID:d1aMuvaA [Del]
Who will be our god?
Dog spelled backwards? Jesus Christ?
Let's be serious.
737 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-26 06:18 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Let's be serious
I mean super cereal
Man-bear-pig exists!
738 Post deleted by user.
739 Post deleted by user.
740 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-26 14:15 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>737 I fucking love you.
>>738 second line is six syllables not seven please-help-he-is-sca-ry
Continuing from
>>737Man-bear-pig exists
He isn't just Al Gore's strange
Creation. He's real!
741 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-26 16:53 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>740 Ah shucks, you're pretty swell, yourself.
"Creation. He's real!"
"Creation's not a person."
Said the sad, drab man
742 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-27 00:30 ID:KYAlVqQU [Del]
Said, the sad, drab man
With a weird name to go with
He was so drabby
743 Name: jill : 2015-08-27 02:21 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
He was so drabby
I don't know what drabby means
Can you explain it?
744 Name: Tree !p4.oUl2qF2 : 2015-08-27 03:17 ID:iloO6eb8 [Del]
Can you explain it?
Nope, i can't explain drabby
I too do not know
745 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-27 06:27 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
I, too, do not know
Empty-headed nimrod man
Ignorance is bliss
746 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-27 17:17 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Ignorance is bliss
So stay blind to the social
Differences we have
747 Name: jill : 2015-08-27 18:15 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Defference we have
Is that I see and you don't
Inevitable
748 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-28 00:21 ID:KYAlVqQU [Del]
Inevitable
Is the end of the world, but
It is already here
749 Name: Hatred : 2015-08-28 00:39 ID:diceLsea [Del]
It is already here
What you have been waiting for
The love of your life
750 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-28 00:46 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>748 srsly It-is-al-read-y-here. That's six syllables. =/
Continuing from
>>747Inevitable
I will die alone because
No one could love me
751 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-28 05:49 ID:WhK0mFCK [Del]
>>750 Can't you just look at it as "it's" ?
"No one could love me"
Or "I'm just a poor boy, no-
body loves me"? Which one?
752 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-28 09:18 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>751 no, cuz you're smarter than that =/ I expect quality from you
Body loves me? Which one?
They're all dead and I'm not a
Necrophiliac
753 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-28 21:17 ID:WhK0mFCK [Del]
>>752 I was like "fuck it, let's do something random"
Necrophiliac
Big Bad Grandma-eating
Horrible Grey Smart Wolf
754 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-29 00:27 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>753 I'm guessing you were like fuck it again, because both your last two lines are 6 syllables.
Necrophiliac
Getting pleasure from the dead
Neurotic psyche
(Psyche is two syllables btw)
755 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-29 07:31 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Neurotic psyche
Histrionic and manic
Limelight always theirs
756 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-29 09:25 ID:pyKk/VbN [Del]
>>754 My mind mushed messed mince meat, muscles melted
Limelight, always, theirs,
Word, crab, food, apple, grass, thing
some, as, what
757 Name: jill : 2015-08-30 01:35 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Some, as, what
Why are you talking like that?
It doesn't make sense
758 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-30 02:18 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>757 umm, jill? jill...jill! The last line is 3 syllables. O_o
omg
Continuing from
>>755Limelight always theirs
Those famous people in the
Media and news
759 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-30 06:55 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Media and news
All about those ratings. Sad.
No integrity
760 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-30 07:32 ID:pyKk/VbN [Del]
no. integrity,
that ain't a real number is it...
fuck it, go 5 words
761 Name: jill : 2015-08-30 12:39 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
>>758 sorry, didn't notice it, but it's not the last line, it's the first line.
Fuck it, go five words
Words are better than number
It's literature
762 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-30 13:22 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>760 your second line is 8 syllables...Ugh. I'm just going to pretend like "that" isn't in the line so it an be 7. >=(
It's literature!
Don't we all love it you guys!
INTERPRETATION!
763 Name: jh2h : 2015-08-30 14:10 ID:i9JTpfAW [Del]
Interpretation
We all see differently
It's just beautiful~
764 Name: Maki !MjC5D7o9xs : 2015-08-30 19:33 ID:h3C/doGt [Del]
It's just beautiful:
How the moonlight still shines down
Through the darkest nights.
765 Name: Enigami : 2015-08-30 20:23 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Through the darkest nights
I'd journey for just one glimpse
Of that fleeting dream
766 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-30 22:32 ID:pyKk/VbN [Del]
>>762 I thought real was 2 syllables? Who gives a damn
Of that fleeting dream
Inconsistency, fuck it
I can't count to 5
767 Name: jill : 2015-08-31 00:45 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
I can't count to five
Maybe, you suck at english
Or math probably
768 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-08-31 03:27 ID:6ronXFca [Del]
Or math probably
But physics would be better.
I hate my major
769 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-08-31 03:32 ID:pyKk/VbN [Del]
I hate my major
asshole boss who is a pain
in the neck always
770 Name: ksron !ZkPP6Ji8iw : 2015-08-31 14:04 ID:/oI4xFMT [Del]
In the neck always
you find your esophagus.
Gonna eat some food.
771 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-08-31 18:14 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
Gonna eat some food
Thanks for hungering me
I'm a cannibal.
772 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-08-31 21:25 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>771 Second line is six syllables Thanks-for-hun-ger-ing-me
Continuing from
>>770Gonna eat some food
But I do not know where from
Olive Garden. Cool?
773 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-01 02:56 ID:pyKk/VbN [Del]
Olive, garden, cool,
Stuff, happen, no, you, dairy,
Candy, buy, yummy
774 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-09-01 20:14 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
Candy, buy, yummy.
Too bad that I'm really broke.
Screw it, Skittles rock.
775 Name: Lovely : 2015-09-01 22:18 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Screw it Skittles rock
Why don't you taste the rainbow
You little gay fuck
776 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-01 22:32 ID:pyKk/VbN [Del]
You little gay fuck
Get the fuck off my front yard
It's not your playground
777 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-01 23:21 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"It's not your playground
It is ours," said the little
Pretentious children
778 Post deleted by user.
779 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-02 06:14 ID:pyKk/VbN [Del]
Pretentious children
Are everywhere in here
"Remember, no children"
780 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-02 09:38 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>779 Last line is 6 syllables.
From
>>777:
Pretentious children
Flaunting their prestige and wealth
Spoiled, they will fail
781 Name: REJI : 2015-09-02 10:00 ID:LOJdaKgh [Del]
Spoiled, they will fail
The end will prevail
Proclaimed by blasphemers
End is near, we must fear
782 Post deleted by user.
783 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-02 19:04 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>781 that's four lines btw. =/
Continuing from
>>780Spoiled? They will fail.
They cannot do anything
For themselves you see
784 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-02 19:17 ID:lGbpJU0j [Del]
For themselves you see
At least think of your own group
Don't be an asshole
785 Name: jill : 2015-09-03 02:22 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Don't be an asshole
Can't be helped, had a bad day
No one is perfect
786 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-03 05:56 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
No one is perfect
Is what everyone thought then
Now they think other
787 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-03 06:36 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Now they think "other"
Differences overcast
Can't see our sameness
788 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-03 17:54 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Can't see our sameness
Individuality
Is nonexistent
789 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-03 22:34 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
Is nonexistent,
That bird will not be a plane,
Nor is it a man
790 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-09-04 01:43 ID:JrTQ8uhW [Del]
Nor is it a man
tis that caught my attention
it is happiness
791 Name: Jill : 2015-09-04 02:06 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
It is happiness
But I only see sorrow
Nothing you could do
792 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-04 06:51 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
Nothing you could do
To stop the arrow flying
Into my left knee
793 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-04 07:46 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"Into my left knee"
Good god, not this shitty meme
Let it die, people
794 Name: Nanami Rai !wVoPX6Dk6M : 2015-09-04 09:25 ID:qSf/+lxn [Del]
Let it die, people
Just leave it in the past, okay
Don' let it hurt you
795 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-04 18:24 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>794 your second line is 8 syllables
Continuing from
>>794Let it die, people
No one gives a shit about
The controversy
796 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-05 04:12 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
The controversy
Was controlled by the people
Making another
797 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-05 07:14 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Making another
Grand mistake; one for the books
To err is human
798 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-05 20:07 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
To err is human
Nobody can be perfect
We can never change
799 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-06 07:06 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"We can never change"
Bollocks to that! We can change...
Some of us just won't
800 Name: なつき : 2015-09-06 09:05 ID:kyynuQAC [Del]
Some of us just won't,
They prefer living a lie
than changing this world
801 Name: Shiruka : 2015-09-06 10:13 ID:+TxKrs4l [Del]
"Than changing this world"
The world constantly changes
None should be preferred
802 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-06 13:07 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
None should be preferred
Favoritism is not cool
Equality is
803 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-07 00:57 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
Equality is
A big fat lie which lies in
Our faces, today
804 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-07 03:00 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Our faces today
Look super horrible when
Compared to others
805 Name: G : 2015-09-07 05:21 ID:L0+P/Rwj [Del]
Compared to others
My life means nothing but
It is everything
806 Name: Shiruka : 2015-09-07 06:21 ID:JmsgwYWC [Del]
"It is everything"
It might be your everything
But it's my nothing
807 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-07 06:27 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
But it's my "nothing"
An emptiness, always felt
I seek completion
808 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-08 00:54 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
I seek completion
In this vast but tiny world
Where is my comfort?
809 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-09-08 09:03 ID:JrTQ8uhW [Del]
Where is my comfort?
Danger is my sole comfort
That's why I'm worn out
810 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-08 21:10 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>805 second line is 6 syllables. Ugh. Whatever. Just pretend it's 7 u_u
That's why I'm worn out
I have worked all day in my
Never-ending job
811 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-09 03:20 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
never ending job
of checking everyone's grammar
and the rules on here
812 Name: Neige !h45CN3bvL2 : 2015-09-09 03:32 ID:btpHrsNp [Del]
>>811 Middle line. 8 syllables. Good job.
Never-ending job,
Checking everyone's grammar.
Don't like it? Fuck off.
813 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-09 06:21 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
>>812 *Slow clap* Brilliant, my favourite
Don't like it? Fuck off.
Do what you want yo, so don't
Be an ass on it.
814 Name: jill : 2015-09-09 11:06 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Be an ass on it
Wish that last part was different
I could have done good
815 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-09 18:17 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I could have done good.
But no one wanted to give
Me a second chance
(sorry about the last line ^_^;;)
816 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-09 23:03 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
Me? A second chance?
Woohoo, a second chance at
Living again, YEAH!!
817 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-10 10:06 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Living again, yeah?
Well good for you, Lazarus
Don't fuck this up, though
818 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-10 23:02 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
Don't fuck this up, though
It is so not important
Just world destuction
819 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-10 23:17 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>818 **destruction
Just world destruction
And other evil plans made
By the overlords
820 Name: Alex : 2015-09-10 23:22 ID:xF4v08FS [Del]
By the overlords
We can properly see now
From blind sided eyes
821 Name: jill : 2015-09-11 01:29 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
From blind sided eyes
The blind eye society
Unsee you later
822 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-11 06:17 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
Unsee you later
Let's make imaginary
WORDS, fuckyou youwhore
823 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-11 06:21 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"Words! Fuck you, you whore!"
Wow, someone needs a chill pill
Take some deep breathes, please
824 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-11 20:02 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Take some deep breathes, please
And become one with nature
Be peaceful, my child.
825 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-11 21:41 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
Be peaceful, my child
For the force flows within you
You must not use it
826 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2015-09-12 00:35 ID:i5dl+Fgx [Del]
You must not use it
only for our destruction
but our own good, too
827 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-12 03:04 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
But out own good, too
much goodness in my system
Must remove goodness
828 Name: jill : 2015-09-12 03:58 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Must remove goodness
All that's left is flesh and bones
Personality
829 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-12 05:16 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
Personality
Miniaturization
Abomination
830 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-12 06:18 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Abomination
What I call the true human
There's something more...
831 Name: Ytles : 2015-09-12 13:27 ID:s0VcwTTm [Del]
There's something more
I wish to see
Beneath those hazel eyes
832 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-12 19:14 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
>>831 Sorry man, 6 on last line, 4 in middle???
>>830 Dude, 4 on last line...
I'm not gonna continue my own haiku.
833 Name: jill : 2015-09-12 20:12 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
>>829Abomination
"Who was called monstrosity"
Quoting from my work
834 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-13 00:18 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
Quoting from my work,
"Fuck you, you bunch of faggots"
Perfect, Awesome, Great
835 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-13 01:04 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"Perfect! Awesome! Great!"
Girls tell their boyfriends when they
Are really pissed off
836 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-13 06:17 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Are really pissed off
All day everyday, pissed off
Better than pissed on...
837 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-13 23:05 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
Better than pissed on,
Is getting beaten like shit
No one will piss you
838 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-13 23:15 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
No one will piss you
Off if you tell them that
You will suck their dick
839 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-14 04:41 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
You will suck, their dick
is bigger than your's, it's so
small, that it's tiny
840 Name: jill : 2015-09-14 12:24 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Small, that it's tiny
They all say about height
It's not my fault though
841 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-14 18:26 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>840 second line six syllables
>>839Small? That? It's tiny!
Can't even see it under
A microscope. Wow!
842 Name: jill : 2015-09-14 22:46 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
>>841 shoot I forgot to put 'my'
A microscope. Wow!
We are doing chemistry
Tiny universe
843 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-14 23:06 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
I thought someone was going to do a dick joke, I was wrong :/
Tiny universe
In the hands of the one god
We should all shut up
844 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-14 23:28 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>843 Here you go. Here is a dick joke!
"We should all shut up!"
And I know the perfect way
Put dicks in your mouth
845 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-15 02:15 ID:W5cMnSt4 [Del]
Put Dicks in, your mouth
is large enough for 20
bodies of humans
846 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-15 06:34 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Bodies of humans
Truly disgusting designs
When you think of it
847 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-15 09:31 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
When you think of it
Nothing is actually real
You're just told it is
848 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-15 23:31 ID:ITPsVB0/ [Del]
You're just told it is
your mother's fault that you live
in this damned hell hole,
849 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-16 07:37 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
In this damned hell hole
This city that never sleeps
I need my damn rest
850 Name: jill : 2015-09-16 14:07 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
I need my damn rest
That's what I told everyone
"Wake me for this shit?!"
851 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-17 02:31 ID:ITPsVB0/ [Del]
Wake me for this shit
Called compulsory learning?
Nah bro, I'm out. Bye
852 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-17 06:28 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"Nah bro, I'm out. Bye"
And so he left as he came
Kinda like a douche
853 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-09-17 08:23 ID:L2GQki5R [Del]
Kinda like a douche
everyone here at "home". ugh
i want to leave.live?
854 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-17 22:55 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
"I want to leave" "Live
at the crime scene" "I quote,
'Shut up and eat it'"
855 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-18 01:30 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>854 second line six syllables
Continuing from
>>853I want to leave! Live
Some place else where I will be
Accepted and loved
856 Name: EndlessRain : 2015-09-18 03:21 ID:BRo0iJVw [Del]
"Accepted and loved"
I wonder what that feels like?
Hope some day I'll know...
857 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-18 03:42 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
Hope some day I'll know
the joy of swimming in the
sea of happiness
858 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-18 07:22 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Sea of happiness
Washes over me; delight,
Ecstasy returns
859 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-18 08:19 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
Ecstasy returns
when I plunge my blade in her
I felt better than most
860 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-09-18 08:26 ID:v3gwV9w+ [Del]
>>859 third line is six syllables :/
Ecstasy returns
whenever i cut down deep.
Comfort and relief
861 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-18 20:24 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
>>860 Fuck off, it's fucking 7 words, all of them one syllable.
Your's is now void >:(
862 Post deleted by user.
863 Name: Neige !h45CN3bvL2 : 2015-09-19 00:00 ID:r5ZSkwCM [Del]
>>861 The
thirdline. Better is two syllables.
Comfort and relief,
Once you get it off your chest.
The greatest feeling.
864 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-19 00:08 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
The greatest feeling
Is being with someone who'll
Love you forever
865 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-19 05:59 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
>>863 Well, he can't count and I can't count
Love you forever,
jokes, who would love you? It's
creepy how you think
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867 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-19 06:07 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Creepy how you think
Might be unstable, or not
I'm watching you, guy
868 Name: Rune_Vocs !i76PfsUPeE : 2015-09-19 07:31 ID:aqpd3ZLW [Del]
I'm watching you, guy
hollows from within ,
stuck in Eversgreen ,
869 Name: Neige !h45CN3bvL2 : 2015-09-19 08:21 ID:hpdZX4r8 [Del]
>>865 No just you.
Wait.
>>868 too.
I'm watching you, guy.
Not just 'cause I hate you, no...
Also 'cause it's fun.
870 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-19 18:17 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
Also 'cause it's fun
I killed the king of Heaven
Dunno how that works
871 Name: Lovely : 2015-09-19 20:03 ID:obZLaHAX [Del]
Dunno how that works
I just go with the flow man
Be one with nature
872 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-19 20:23 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
Be one with nature
It is an awesome feeling
Just try it out, once
873 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-20 08:50 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Just try it out once
You never know, you might enjoy it
Or not. I dunno.
874 Name: oh hey : 2015-09-20 10:26 ID:T0yhrDEm [Del]
Or not. I dunno
Strands dissipate and relate
I do know. Or not.
875 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-20 12:41 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>873 second line is seven words, but not seven syllables. It's nine syllables. =/
Continuing from
>>872"Just try it out, once"
It'll ruin your life but
You should do some drugs
876 Name: Sas : 2015-09-20 14:29 ID:dzXUfFIJ [Del]
You should do some drugs
Go and beat up thugs
Later give yourself some hugs
877 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-20 22:46 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
>>876 MY FUCKING GOD, AT LEAST HAVE SEVEN FUCKING WORDS IN THE MIDDLE LINE
>>875 You should do some drugs
Go and beat up random thugs
Later, give some hugs
878 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-21 00:56 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Later, give some hugs
Because kisses won't do much
Better yet, just leave!
879 Name: jill : 2015-09-21 03:44 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Better yet, just leave!
But I arrived here just now
How are you people?
880 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-21 06:26 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
How are you people?
Well I'm just peachy, thank you
Feeling pretty good
881 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-22 00:37 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
Feeling pretty good
With their blood smeared on my face
A little gruesome
882 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-22 06:21 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
A little gruesome
Them's the breaks, though; life is tough
Get used to it, son
883 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-22 06:36 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
Get used to it, son.
You didn't come here to sleep,
This war, is our war
884 Name: Harutora : 2015-09-23 00:40 ID:7KrH9o9Q [Del]
This war, Is our War
For the new world is cruel
So we should go , fight.
885 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-23 00:57 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>884 I think most people pronounce cruel "crool" but maybe some people pronounce it "croo-ul" so I'll just go with that. =/
So we should go fight
Because love's not an option
Hatred is instilled
886 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-23 01:28 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
Hatred is instilled
to the heart of the whole world
It is doomed to die
887 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-23 06:37 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
It is doomed to die
As we all are in the end
Don't fret about it
888 Name: Shiruka : 2015-09-23 08:12 ID:fJMJjp2D [Del]
Don't fret about it
If it's meant to be, it will
Just believe in it
889 Name: Emorni : 2015-09-23 12:24 ID:ywXnS/sx [Del]
Just believe in it
Don't try too hard
But don't be afraid of it
890 Name: Hinata : 2015-09-23 15:20 ID:lJ8AgOb5 [Del]
But don't be afraid of it,
everyone get scared,
just be yourself.
891 Name: jill : 2015-09-23 15:46 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
>>889>>890 both of you are wrong. It suppose to be 5-7-5
Back at
>>888Just believe in it
No one is gonna hurt you
Except me. Badly
892 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-23 19:10 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"Except me. Badly."
Were the last words I heard as
I fell to the floor
893 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-24 23:23 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
I fell to the floor
I missed my hair very much
I lost it before
894 Name: jill : 2015-09-25 01:19 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
I lost it before
You mean your bold?! What happened?
I hope it's not bad
895 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-25 03:48 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
I hope it's not bad,
Not that bad, maybe not that
Please don't be like that
896 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-25 06:30 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Please don't be like that
Can't ignore me forever
I'll wait this spat out
897 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-25 19:05 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
I'll wait this spat out
For as long as it will take
It's gonna take time
898 Name: Jiro : 2015-09-26 00:49 ID:IgJcgjYi [Del]
It's gonna take time
To change this wretched heart of mine
Into a temple so sublime
899 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-26 02:10 ID:Ks36fHfs [Del]
Sitting down, broken hearted,
Came to shit and only farted
900 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-26 05:53 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>899 This isn't a haiku. 5-7-5, man. C'mon.
>>898 Your middle line is 8 syllables.
From
>>897:
It's gonna take time
To realize for myself
That I need a hand
(Can realize be 3 syllables? I've heard it as such in songs, but in conversation most people make it sound like 2).
901 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-26 14:18 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>900 realize can be either 3 or 2 syllables. Personally I pronounce it in 3 syllables as re-a-lize, but some people put the two vowels e and a together to make it one syllable real-ize
That I need a hand
Because I lost one in the
War I was fighting
902 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-26 22:01 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
War. I was fighting
on the Western front, there were
many Germans dead.
903 Name: Sss : 2015-09-27 00:22 ID:Mky+S7zO [Del]
Many Germans dead
Many a man, woman, child
Nothing at all changed.
904 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-27 01:56 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Nothing at all changed
It all stayed the same for all
These years we've wasted
905 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-27 07:14 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
These years we've wasted
Thinking and pacing circles
Worried 'bout nothing
906 Name: Shiruka : 2015-09-27 08:25 ID:YI9OYPvO [Del]
Worried 'bout nothing
But thinking 'bout everything
Misunderstanding
907 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-27 08:46 ID:Yh11d7tG [Del]
Misunderstanding
Because of pride and famine
Such humanity
908 Name: Chiwa : 2015-09-27 10:00 ID:9hsCLHwj [Del]
Such humanity
Transforms negativity
Into something worse
909 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-27 15:38 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Into something worse...
WORSE THAN THIS?! Are you kidding?
Things could be better
910 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-27 18:19 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Things could be better
But they could be much worse, too
S'all in perspective
911 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-27 18:22 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
S'all in perspective
Whether man good or bad, but
It's always neither
912 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-28 06:35 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"It's always neither"
Then it's not all perspective?
That sounds objective.
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914 Name: Shiruka : 2015-09-28 06:42 ID:3YCAyr7v [Del]
"That sounds objective"
It seems rather subjective,
Ah, the irony
915 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-09-28 18:19 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"Ah, the irony!"
Of a filmmaker getting
Killed by his own set
916 Name: DRAMAticalApathy : 2015-09-28 18:23 ID:2R5zqi/q [Del]
Killed by his own set
Of little porcelain dolls
And they never moved
917 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-28 18:46 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
And they never moved
Sitting there, staring, silent
They never will move
918 Name: jill : 2015-09-29 00:10 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
They never will move
"They will never move" is right
Either of them works
919 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-29 05:40 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
Either of them works
From the front or back, it hurts
You know what I mean
920 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-29 06:38 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
You know what I mean
Wink wink, nudge nudge. You know right?
It's a sex-type thing
921 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-29 20:45 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
It's a sex type thing
But there are minors around
Let's keep it vulgar
922 Name: Yakovitch : 2015-09-30 05:19 ID:la4sKtns [Del]
Let's keep it vulgar
With so much to say
Better not lose our own way
923 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-30 06:10 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
>>922 ERROR: SYSTEM CANNOT COMPREHEND 5-5-7 STRUCTURE
924 Name: Enigami : 2015-09-30 07:48 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Let's keep it vulgar!
Booty booty booty... Meh.
This joke is over.
925 Name: Neko : 2015-09-30 14:46 ID:3SbUfKjl [Del]
This joke is over
No more smile or laughter
My life is as dark as the ocean
926 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-30 19:22 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
>>925 ERROR: SYSTEM CANNOT COMPREHEND 5-7-9 STRUCTURE
927 Name: Jake From Statefarm : 2015-09-30 19:50 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
This joke is over
'Cause none of us are funny
We have failed the Tumblr gods
928 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-01 07:01 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>927 Last line is 7. 5-7-5, man.
I'm not chaining off my own haiku. It just feels wrong.
929 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-01 07:15 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
>>928 Why can no one read the rules?
This joke is over
Piss off, go away, fuck off
I don't want you here
930 Name: Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-01 08:26 ID:yDhwMtSV [Del]
I don't want you here
But I am so sorry, sir
For being dumb lol
931 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-01 17:59 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>930 ugh I can never tell if "lol" is meant to be three syllables or one, but whatever, I guess it'll have to be read in context of whatever fits best. u_u
"For being dumb lol"
The pretty blonde girl tells him.
Cheerleader bimbo
932 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-01 18:39 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
Cheerleader bimbo
A big large bouncing bimbo
A hot dumb blonde chick
933 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-02 07:10 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>929 Are you referring to me not chaining off my own haiku, or the sheer volume of peeps who can't form proper haikus?
A hot dumb blonde chick
A walking stereotype
Makes me really sad
934 Name: Shiruka : 2015-10-02 08:12 ID:WDC1u29n [Del]
"Makes me really sad"
The girl in red shirt complained
Oh the sarcasm
935 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-02 18:47 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
>>933 The peeps who can't do the haikus T.T
Oh the sarcasm
Bathing in the mockery
It will go around
936 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-02 20:17 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
It will go around
That is the way Karma works
You want to learn more?
937 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-02 20:20 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
You want to learn more?
Kneel and beg, grovel at my.........
Forget it, fuck off
938 Name: Animexteria : 2015-10-03 06:04 ID:IWQ0zOAo [Del]
Forget it, fuck off
I want to shout it at them
But I am just me
939 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-03 07:37 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
But I am just me
Poor boy from poor family
Nobody loves me
940 Name: Shiruka : 2015-10-03 08:12 ID:L388qJiJ [Del]
Nobody love me
Just like how I love no one
No love nor hatred
941 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-03 14:12 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>939 Bohemian Rhapsody reference? XD
No love nor hatred
Just indifference to the world
How can I go on?
942 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-03 17:50 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>941 That's just how I do.
How can I go on?
Simple: ignore your feelings
Push it down, move on
943 Name: Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-03 18:53 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
Push it down, move on
But don't let your dreams be dreams
So please... JUST DO IT
944 Name: NZPIEFACE !ErY2TknG0w : 2015-10-03 20:20 ID:uoJkLkbX [Del]
So please... JUST DO IT
No, I won't. Why? Cause I can.
Also you asked me.
945 Name: Lovely : 2015-10-03 20:50 ID:9TOMDVpD [Del]
Also you asked me
To wash the dishes but that's
Only for peasants
946 Name: Shiruka : 2015-10-04 01:30 ID:IWQ0zOAo [Del]
"Only for peasants"
Such discriminating phrase
For life so unfair
947 Name: Don't mind me~ : 2015-10-04 04:27 ID:uDcoZwfi [Del]
For life is so unfair,
I just cant seem to find you
You, who ruined my life...
948 Name: Animexteria : 2015-10-04 10:04 ID:qnptPelu [Del]
>>947 a haiku is a 5-7-5 poem, you entered a 6-7-6 poem
949 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-04 10:59 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Continuing from
>>946For life so unfair
Is still pleasant in my eyes
Look on the bright side
950 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-04 17:41 ID:8VQ9AUxi [Del]
Look on the bright side
There's a rainbow over there
Isn't it pretty?
951 Name: Butts :D !4ZeKtProWU : 2015-10-04 22:46 ID:wNZezcIc [Del]
>>950 pretty sure contractions are only one syllable ;o but i'll let it slide since it tends to be confusing (syllable counters usually give contractions one syllable and idk why)
Isn't it pretty?
Finger nails in that azure,
matching them blue jeans.
952 Name: Returntome : 2015-10-05 02:26 ID:Gck/2Lxo [Del]
Matching them blue jeans.
Your bewitching deep blue eyes.
You hypnotize me.
953 Name: Haruka : 2015-10-05 04:09 ID:223z9Phi [Del]
You hypnotize me
Making a fool out of me
And still I believe
954 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-05 06:24 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
And still I believe
That there's something more to life
Than just constant work
955 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-05 18:08 ID:8VQ9AUxi [Del]
Than just constant work
I have to live in my house
Enjoy it a lot?
956 Name: Neko : 2015-10-05 20:19 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
Enjoy it a lot
Like a floating air bubble
Merrily dreaming
957 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-05 20:30 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Merrily dreaming
As I stop to touch the clouds
Lifeless...breathtaking!
958 Name: Shiruka : 2015-10-06 06:02 ID:JmsgwYWC [Del]
Lifeless,... breathtaking
Those bodies painted in red
As my eyes, watch scared
959 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-06 06:34 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
As my eyes watch scared
They're eating her; they'll eat me
Oh my... Oh my god!
960 Name: Shiruka : 2015-10-06 08:24 ID:s3lLWgGK [Del]
Oh my,... Oh my God!
I badly wanted to shout
But my lips stayed close
961 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-06 19:21 ID:8VQ9AUxi [Del]
But my lips stayed closed
When it was time for my last
And final words. LOL
962 Name: Neko : 2015-10-06 20:50 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
And final words. LOL
All my nonsensical wimps
Let them be heard loud
963 Name: jill : 2015-10-06 23:37 ID:bsB5JoKj [Del]
Let them be heard loud
That I'm freaking unemployed
Life is so simple
964 Name: Shiruka : 2015-10-07 06:49 ID:JmsgwYWC [Del]
Life is so simple
We wonder on useless things
Just make sense, will you!
965 Name: Neko : 2015-10-07 07:55 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
Just make sense, will you
The eclipse of sanity
Dye the heart pitch black
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967 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-07 08:08 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"Dye the heart pitch black"
Eh, I'd rather not. Sounds weird.
Let's just be normal.
968 Post deleted by user.
969 Name: Spooky Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-07 08:48 ID:yDhwMtSV [Del]
"Let's just be normal."
But it's too late for that, hon'
'Cause we're all mad here.
970 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-07 15:00 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
'Cause we're all mad here
It's our price of admission
To this awesome place
971 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-07 21:42 ID:8VQ9AUxi [Del]
To this awesome place
Can we not be less happy?
Try doing it, please
972 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-07 23:35 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Try doing it, please
I'm sure it'll fit inside
Here are some condoms
973 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-08 01:48 ID:8VQ9AUxi [Del]
Here are some condoms
I'm sure you'll never use them
It'll rot in your pants
974 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-08 06:32 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
It'll rot in your pants
You poor, sick, sorry bastard
The eternal virgin
975 Name: iamnothere : 2015-10-08 14:59 ID:ogKF84KB [Del]
Eternal Virgin:
Famished dweller of the Net.
Hungry for 2D.
976 Name: Neko : 2015-10-08 16:28 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
Hungry for 2D
Love, excitement, happiness
None is in 3D
977 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-08 19:34 ID:8VQ9AUxi [Del]
None is in 3D
Those sad little small virgins
I wish them good luck
978 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-09 00:52 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>973 it'll is two syllables, but people get confused with conjunctions so whatevs, it's acceptable
>>974 "The eternal virgin" is six syllables, but
>>975 fixed it for you, so...??? lol
I wish them good luck
In finding someone who will
Have sex with them soon.
979 Name: Neko : 2015-10-09 01:14 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
Have sex with them soon
This is becoming dirty
You are all perverts
980 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-09 01:22 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"You are all perverts."
You didn't notice before?
Don't you know sex sells!
981 Name: Neko : 2015-10-09 01:42 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
Don't you know sex sells?
Prostitution everywhere
What a lovely world
pun intended :p
982 Name: Hako : 2015-10-09 04:42 ID:fqiJgjTI [Del]
What a lovely world
we may not see it
but man can i get a break?
983 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-09 06:38 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>982 Last line is too long. I might be a hypocrite for saying that, but it's the truth.
From
>>981:
"What a lovely world"
Ah, I see what you did there
Very punny, indeed
984 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-09 08:25 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
Very punny, indeed
I don't like puns very much
But I like granny
985 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-09 16:58 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Wait, shit, I fucked up again. Last line of mine was six.
"What a lovely world"
Ah, I see what you did there
How punny of you
There, better.
986 Name: Spooky Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-09 20:00 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
How punny of you
I would like to make you mine
But you're not my type
987 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-09 20:33 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"But you're not my type"
I like guys who are smart and
Talk nerdy to me
988 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-10 06:09 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"Talk nerdy to me"
Girl, you're so hot, you could fuse
Hydrogen atoms
989 Name: Neko : 2015-10-10 06:55 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
Hydrogen atoms
a wonder of chemistry
and my misery
990 Name: Spooky Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-10 10:07 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
And my misery
Comes from the fact that I'm not
Photoshoppable
991 Name: Nyctea : 2015-10-10 10:44 ID:wKS/LsYp [Del]
Photoshoppable,
an art that changes people
from bad to worse.
992 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-10 11:27 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>991 last line is four syllables.
Continuing from
>>990"Photoshoppable"
Some people don't realize
How fake they can be
993 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-10 14:31 ID:g+kv9jQ7 [Del]
How fake they can be
When they cannot see
That their face show beauty
994 Name: Pooooop : 2015-10-10 17:41 ID:Ng8/y9sX [Del]
Hmm i thought 5-7-5 is the standard
995 Name: Neko : 2015-10-10 17:44 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
It is.
Continuing from
>>992How fake they can be
All the couples in the world
All end in breakups
996 Name: Pooooop : 2015-10-10 17:57 ID:Ng8/y9sX [Del]
All end in break ups
A shame for the broken hearts
May we never part
997 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-10 18:13 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
May we never part
Until death, that's the only
Way we can part dear.
998 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-10 19:05 ID:PiTMZmo+ [Del]
Way we can part, dear
me. What happened to that lie?
Was it there always?
999 Name: Spooky Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-10 22:05 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
Was it there always?
I'm talking about that rock.
That is a fine rock.
1000 Name: Neko : 2015-10-10 23:52 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
That is a fine rock
Round, smooth, shiny and glassy
Simply outstanding
1001 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-11 00:21 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Simply outstanding
Your grades are remarkable
I think I love you!
1002 Name: Szyane : 2015-10-11 06:11 ID:LfBQzm6I [Del]
I think I love you!
Because I'm an Asian?
Bitch please...
1003 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-11 06:26 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1002 Last line is 2 syllables. 5-7-5.
From
>>1001:
I think I love you
Not sure, though; could be hormones
These goddamn hormones
1004 Name: Spooky Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-11 10:09 ID:UpxcLlvQ [Del]
These goddamn hormones
I don't need them in my life
I'm fine without them
1005 Name: Pooooop : 2015-10-11 10:13 ID:Ng8/y9sX [Del]
Im fine without them
these two kidneys inside me.
All for the yeezus
1006 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-11 11:12 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"All for the yeezus"
Kanye? Kanye West? Guy with
Kim Kardashian
1007 Name: Neko : 2015-10-11 12:12 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
Kim kardashian
Epitome of spoilt brat
Greed personified
1008 Name: Spooky Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-11 18:37 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
"Greed personified"
How dare you say that to me!
And I've been so nice!
1009 Name: Lovely : 2015-10-11 18:44 ID:3sAQY5yr [Del]
And I've been so nice
But taken for granted by
All of my "friends." Great
1010 Name: Neko : 2015-10-11 19:02 ID:e05yAIni [Del]
All of my "friends." Great
Are they or are they, really?
Masks of deception
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1012 Name: jill : 2015-10-11 20:55 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Masks of deception
Everyone doing charades
Hmmm.. Costume party?
1013 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-11 21:50 ID:PiTMZmo+ [Del]
Hmm, costume party?
Seriously? that thing? You?
In here? Really man?
1014 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-11 23:30 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
In here? Really, man?
Go have sex with your girlfriend
Somewhere else you dick.
1015 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-12 07:34 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Somewhere else, you dick
That's where your princess resides
Another castle
1016 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-12 11:19 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
Another castle
is where I live and under
the bridge she will die
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1019 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-12 11:29 ID:ab76+gX8 [Del]
The bridge she will die
Fleeting, chilling last moments
Exist no longer
1020 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-12 11:30 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
exist no longer
why did you do this to me?
i waited for you
1021 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-12 11:30 ID:ab76+gX8 [Del]
>>1018 sorry, I realized the second sentence wasnt seven syllables.
1022 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-12 11:46 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
1023 Name: Neko : 2015-10-12 17:17 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
I waited for you
Tick tock, tick tock, goes the time
but you never came
1024 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-12 19:01 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
But you never came
I've been stood up for the
First time in my life
1025 Name: jill : 2015-10-12 19:04 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
First time in my life
Searching in the night, coin that
I dropped in the street
1026 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-12 21:42 ID:PiTMZmo+ [Del]
I dropped in the street
2 dollars of my precious time
That does make sense, think
1027 Name: Szayne : 2015-10-12 21:42 ID:OUQUfRMk [Del]
(whoah i didn't actually see that 5-7-5 syl. sorry)
I dropped in the street
Since money is valuable
I need to find it
1028 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-12 22:35 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1026 I would continue yours but your 2nd line is 8 syllables
So continuing form
>>1027I need to find it
But it is so dark in here
Please help me find it
1029 Name: Neko : 2015-10-12 22:43 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
Please help me find it
The skeletons I buried
Deep inside the swamp
1030 Name: jill : 2015-10-13 02:51 ID:ZQDYJLeU [Del]
Deep inside a swamp
Lives a magical ogre
Whose name I won't say
1031 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-13 05:15 ID:PiTMZmo+ [Del]
Whose name I won't say
Is a big, fat, thick, curvy....
Hammerfell sword :D CURVED
1032 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-13 07:25 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
Hammerfell sword :D CURVED
Beavers approach us today
The apocalypse
1033 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-13 07:33 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
The apocalypse
Just another day of life
Not a big concern
1034 Name: Neko : 2015-10-13 07:34 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
Not a big concern
Neither my life nor your life
Has any meaning
1035 Name: theteaearlgrey : 2015-10-13 10:57 ID:ZYWUFwks [Del]
Has any meaning
Been truly meaningful lately
Even I don't know what i mean
1036 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-13 18:04 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1035 wrong format
Continuing from
>>1034Has any meaning
Come up in your mind because
I can't think of one
1037 Name: Alice Sutcliffe : 2015-10-13 19:57 ID:xktOT3se [Del]
I can't think of one
So maybe I shouldn't post
This crappy Hiaku
That was terrible -_-
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1039 Name: Neko : 2015-10-13 20:56 ID:8uMBXHGP [Del]
This crappy Hiaku
The word haiku is misspelled
Such epic blunder
1040 Name: Monta : 2015-10-13 21:02 ID:LDvBxKnr [Del]
Such epic blunder
you tried to get the booty
but it is not yours
1041 Name: Spooky Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-13 21:09 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
But it is not yours.
Do you hear me? It is mine.
Mine, and only mine.
1042 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-14 06:29 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Mine, and only mine
Obsessed, possessive lover
This is not healthy
1043 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-14 13:29 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
This is not healthy
Your dead body is preserved
Necrophilia
1044 Name: Spooky Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-14 16:21 ID:IxQnigBt [Del]
"Necrophilia"
Why are we talking 'bout this?
That's not a good thing.
1045 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-14 21:46 ID:PiTMZmo+ [Del]
That's not a good thing
Stop bitching, shut it. I SAID
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!
1046 Name: Spooky Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-14 22:16 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH,
BEFORE I RIP YOUR WEAVE OUT!!!!
I DO NOT LIKE HIM!!!!
1047 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-14 22:47 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I do not like him
No, not at all...I love him!
But does he love me?
1048 Name: Neko : 2015-10-15 00:11 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
But does he love me?
Probably, most likely not
Alas, life goes on
1049 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-15 06:15 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Alas, life goes on
Rejection is just a phase
You'll get over it
1050 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-15 07:32 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
You'll get over it
He hates you so much now that
rapping otters run
1051 Name: Pooooop : 2015-10-15 07:35 ID:Ng8/y9sX [Del]
You'll get over it
Said the man who is now dead.
The last phase he had.
1052 Name: Sandman the Endless : 2015-10-15 08:08 ID:m7Pdycue [Del]
the last phrase he had
spoke on a throne of great lies
he died as he lived
1053 Name: jill : 2015-10-15 12:39 ID:+b+XZbE4 [Del]
He died as he lived
How great is this irony?
I would like to watch
1054 Name: Neko : 2015-10-15 17:50 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
I would like to watch
as you squirm on dirty ground
fitting for a bug
1055 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-15 19:55 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Did no one notice that
>>1050 was skipped (even though it had a really weird ending) and then
>>1052 changed the last line of
>>1051smh I'm not even going to bother changing that. Let's continue from
>>1054Fitting for a bug
A parasite. A leech. You're
Dirty. Unwanted.
1056 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-15 23:45 ID:PiTMZmo+ [Del]
Lol
Dirty, unwanted,
the child walked, it was sad,
but that's natural
1057 Name: Neko : 2015-10-16 03:13 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
Sarcasm rules
But that's natural
Me, unwanted bastard child
who'll die forgoten
1058 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-16 07:53 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Who'll die forgotten?
In the grand scheme, everyone
But for now, no one
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1060 Name: Gamiest Grumps : 2015-10-16 18:36 ID:f61+QdSL [Del]
But for now, no one
Running out of things to say
It's snowing on mount. Fuji
1061 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-17 06:24 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1060 Format is 5-7-5, not 5-7-7.
1062 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-10-17 07:20 ID:izY0CIxb [Del]
continuing from
>>1058But for now, no one
no one to run to, no one
I'm left by myself.
1063 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-17 10:49 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1057 your last line was 6 syllables. u_u *sigh* whatever.
I'm left by myself
And my thoughts are not fleeting
What shall I do now?
1064 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-10-17 17:19 ID:XtMp3lwM [Del]
>>1063 "Who'll die for-gott-en" looks like five to me.
1065 Name: jill : 2015-10-17 18:25 ID:+b+XZbE4 [Del]
What shall I do now?
I have a whole life ahead
Its really boring
1066 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-17 18:33 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1064 oh gosh, I'm so sorry...I was really tired when I woke up this morning...I was looking at it like it was supposed to be seven syllables not five. Gosh, I feel like such a dingus. Even so, it was a matter of differentiation in pronunciation. I consider who'll as 2 syllables who-ll, but I suppose people do pronounce it like whool.
It's really boring
When every day is just lived
The same exact way
1067 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-17 21:21 ID:PiTMZmo+ [Del]
The same exact way
I killed everyone in there
Decapitation
1068 Name: Neko : 2015-10-18 04:10 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
Decapitation
Off with your head, says the queen
may you rest in peace
1069 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-18 06:58 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
May you rest in peace
If only that were the case
No rest for wicked
1070 Name: Lovely : 2015-10-18 11:57 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
No rest for wicked
Instead they must enjoy what
Is purgatory
1071 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-19 07:01 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Is purgatory
Even a real afterlife?
Nope; it is man-made
1072 Name: Rini Yamori : 2015-10-19 11:11 ID:FtOA3Jgm [Del]
Nope; it is man-made
The Daemons inside holler
We make them ourselves
1073 Name: jill : 2015-10-19 14:19 ID:+b+XZbE4 [Del]
We make them ourselves
Story that never been told
New Chapter awaits
1074 Name: Spooky Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-19 14:55 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
New Chapter awaits
My new life begins today
Right here and right now
1075 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-19 16:56 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Right here and right now
Instant gratification
American dream
1076 Name: Neko : 2015-10-19 18:15 ID:0yPAWM05 [Del]
American dream
To be sole supreme ruler
Standing above all
1077 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-19 20:14 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Standing above all
The authoritarian
Fascist ruler. Ugh!
1078 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-20 06:55 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Fascist ruler... Ugh!
Egotistical jackass
People revolt soon
1079 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-20 07:49 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
People revolt soon
There is fire in their eyes
The ruler is dead
1080 Name: jill : 2015-10-20 15:50 ID:+b+XZbE4 [Del]
"The ruler is dead!"
shout by anti-activist
killing is not good
1081 Name: Hylian : 2015-10-20 15:53 ID:f9qMg+XI [Del]
Killing is not good
Because torture is better
Listen to their screams~
1082 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-20 17:42 ID:XVuhQGmo [Del]
Listen to their screams~
as a dinosaur comes near
two hours later...
1083 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-21 07:10 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Two hours later
I awaken, dazed, confused
Too much alcohol
1084 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-21 07:45 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
Too much alcohol
There are too many people
Passed out on my floor
1085 Name: Aki Haruka : 2015-10-21 08:24 ID:6ps9PSHS [Del]
Passed out on my floor
And i i was drooling
GOSH! I didn't realized it!
1086 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-21 14:45 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1085 Too many syllables in your last line.
From
>>1084:
Passed out on my floor
Too tired to think at all
Need sleep, and a dream
1087 Name: Neko : 2015-10-21 19:40 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
Need sleep, and a dream
tranquility, peace and bliss
moments of respite
1088 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-22 01:00 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Moments of respite
These are things I never get
I work all day. Sucks.
1089 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-22 06:10 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
I work all day. Sucks.
And then the cycle repeats
Oh, hello there, floor
1090 Name: Neko : 2015-10-22 09:17 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
Oh hello there, floor
Whenever life gets real tough
You are always there
1091 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-22 13:18 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
You are always there
My rock against the vile storm
You're pretty awesome
1092 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-10-22 15:56 ID:XtMp3lwM [Del]
You're pretty awesome
Your entire existence
That's why I love you
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1094 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-22 18:27 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
That's why I love you
Even when you go away
I still feel your warmth
1095 Name: FFNaru134 : 2015-10-22 20:59 ID:LrKd98HL [Del]
I still feel your warmth
In the fires of our hearts
When winter grows cold
1096 Name: Chex : 2015-10-23 01:36 ID:uHTXv2rg [Del]
When winter grows cold
And Starbucks has seasonals
I want pumpkin spice
1097 Name: jill : 2015-10-23 13:33 ID:+b+XZbE4 [Del]
I want pumpkin spice
Sorry we run out of stock
Try again later
1098 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-23 17:29 ID:PiTMZmo+ [Del]
"Try again later"
"I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR HOURS"
"Not my problem"
1099 Name: Lovely : 2015-10-23 17:37 ID:c3rnIjTr [Del]
>>1098 last line is four syllables
>>1097Try again later
To get seven syllables
And then do five more
1100 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-23 18:19 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
And then do five more
That's how haikus work, brother
Please remember this
1101 Name: FFNaru134!pEhG/Pzm9A : 2015-10-23 18:23 ID:LrKd98HL [Del]
Please remember this
You are never all alone
They always watch you
1102 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-23 20:30 ID:PiTMZmo+ [Del]
They always watch you
In the corner, in the floor
All around, they're there
1103 Name: FFNaru134!pEhG/Pzm9A : 2015-10-23 20:35 ID:d0r4sJxz [Del]
All around, they're there
Whispering leaves fly away
Soaring in autumn
1104 Name: jill : 2015-10-23 22:30 ID:+b+XZbE4 [Del]
Soaring in autumn
Pumpkins growing this season
Gotta love autumn
1105 Name: Neko : 2015-10-23 22:41 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
Gotta love autumn
Fluttering maple tree leaves
Pleasant to the eyes
1106 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-24 00:24 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Pleasant to the eyes
Is that male over there. He
Is Jim Morrison
1107 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-24 06:14 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Is Jim Morrison
Giving me acid again
Goddammit Jimmy
1108 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-24 10:43 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Goddammit Jimmy
Can you like not stutter. Your
Jokes aren't funny
1109 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-24 17:10 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Jokes aren't funny
I'm humorless incarnate
I am such a stiff
1110 Name: FFNaru134!pEhG/Pzm9A : 2015-10-24 19:01 ID:LrKd98HL [Del]
I am such a stiff
This coffin's suffocating
Please let me see light
1111 Name: nightshade : 2015-10-25 05:49 ID:WyYjiqSL [Del]
Please let me see the light
Its so dark in here
My hope's not shattered
1112 Name: Lighty88 : 2015-10-25 06:15 ID:/0RsRci7 [Del]
My hope's not shattered
I will not give up
I will stand up and fight
1113 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-25 06:49 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1112 Incorrect format. It's supposed to be 5-7-5, not 5-5-6.
Annnnd,
>>1111 also is incorrect (6-5-5...)
From
>>1110:
Please let me see light
The blind man cries out sadly
The wish is granted
1114 Name: Neko : 2015-10-25 08:57 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
The wish is granted
one out of a trillion
is it important?
1115 Name: Karaina : 2015-10-25 10:27 ID:0GZjY6VC [Del]
Is it important?
To live this life we now have or are we nothing?
1116 Name: Ennif : 2015-10-25 16:23 ID:szlS9Oyl [Del]
To live this life we now have or are we nothing?
Nothing, that is what we are.
We just take up space.
1117 Name: JustSomebody : 2015-10-25 22:19 ID:VRUyvGY0 [Del]
We just take up space.
That is what you think my friend.
some body loves you.
1118 Name: Saku Kazuma : 2015-10-26 05:12 ID:jBMAqpMO [Del]
Some body loves you,
you should be happy.
just follow the path you've chosen
1119 Name: Neko : 2015-10-26 08:50 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
>>1118Too many syllables
continuing from
>>1117Somebody loves you
Wretched, miserable you
even so it's true
1120 Name: Sandman the endless : 2015-10-26 10:13 ID:r7B//T+S [Del]
Even so it's true
We continue through life alone
Only hoping for a friend
1121 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-27 01:10 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Did everyone just not see
>>1115 ??? Like whoa, that post is so fucked up. >___> I'm sorry but I can't even deal with that I'm going to continue from
>>1114Is it important?
Of course it is don't you know
I broke up with Brad!
1122 Name: Spooky Jake From Statefarm : 2015-10-27 01:37 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
"I broke up with Brad!"
Oh my god, yes, finally!
He was such a ho.
1123 Name: Neko : 2015-10-27 02:59 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
>>1121He just forgot to press enter from "or are we nothing"
deemed valid.
but who cares
He was such a ho
asshole, jackass, you name it
abomination
1124 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-27 06:42 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1121 I was waiting for someone to notice that, but no one ever did. So I just kinda never posted after that out of sheer disappointment.
Abomination
It boldly defies nature
Ostracized, lonely
1125 Name: Bakayara : 2015-10-27 10:20 ID:y3zhVoDG [Del]
Ostracized, lonely
Oh you interesting ones
Have you thought about life?
1126 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-27 22:47 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1125 last line is six syllables
>>1124Ostracized, lonely
Wallowing in utter pain
And sad emotions
1127 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-28 06:51 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
And sad emotions,
Let them all be forgotten
Live and be happy
1128 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-28 10:36 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
Live and be happy
They want to find peace in life
But there is no peace
1129 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-28 18:45 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"But there is no peace"
And why do you think that is?
Whose fault is it now?
1130 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-29 06:41 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Whose fault is it now?
Playing the blame game creates
Losers of us all
1131 Name: Bakayara : 2015-10-29 06:52 ID:y3zhVoDG [Del]
Losers of us all
But which one should take the fall
For those who feel small
1132 Name: Neko : 2015-10-29 08:46 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
For those who feel small
insignificant little
speck on the planet
1133 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-10-29 11:22 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
Speck on the planet
No one ever notices
I need my senpai
1134 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-29 13:46 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1131 This one's beautiful for the rhyming alone. Kudos.
"I need my senpai"
Says the yandere, madly
That poor bastard's doomed
1135 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-29 18:08 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
That poor bastard's doomed
There is no saving him now
He's too good-looking
1136 Name: Booknerd11 !3bjgHW4yoY : 2015-10-30 02:11 ID:3G3Ekgzz [Del]
Hes too good looking
But he is hated by most
For he is a jerk
1137 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-30 07:12 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
For he is a jerk
To everyone he can see
I wish he were blind
1138 Name: Szayne : 2015-10-30 07:24 ID:UAuAg9VZ [Del]
I wish he were blind
But he has the Rinnegan
shoganai desu...
1139 Name: Waifu : 2015-10-30 10:25 ID:m5FqcOfs [Del]
Shoganai desu
I wanted to draw Yuno
Art is really hard
1140 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-10-30 19:13 ID:Od4Lrcjm [Del]
Art is really hard
And so is my small pet rock
I'm bringing it back
1141 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-10-30 19:19 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I'm bring it back
From the casket it lies in
Six feet underground
1142 Name: Neko : 2015-10-31 05:39 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
Six feet underground
Buried underneath Gaia
There I lay silent
1143 Name: Enigami : 2015-10-31 05:59 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
There I lay silent
Illness consumes my being
I wish I weren't sick
(True story)
1144 Name: Waifu : 2015-10-31 15:36 ID:m5FqcOfs [Del]
I wish I weren't sick
But it's inevitable
Why not have some fun?
1145 Name: Alice Max : 2015-10-31 22:02 ID:c3yclXIM [Del]
Why not have some fun?
Ha, It's been a long long time.
Gone. No soul remains.
1146 Name: Kisumi : 2015-10-31 23:52 ID:LnCHU1jD [Del]
Gone. No soul remains
Forever alone.
Scared and feared.
1147 Name: Waifu : 2015-11-01 01:38 ID:m5FqcOfs [Del]
It was scared and feared
The terrorized animal
Lurking through the night
1148 Name: Neko : 2015-11-01 01:56 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
okay, chaos is in the house
the syllables should be 5-7-5, people
also enig, as much as I love yours, the last line is sadly 6 so fixing it starting from
>>1143There I lay silent
Illness consumes my being
wish I weren't sick
1149 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-01 06:52 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1148 Pretty sure "weren't" is one syllable, but okay.
Wish I weren't sick
The day becomes tedious
I will heal soon, though
1150 Name: Neko : 2015-11-01 08:50 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
...............................that was embarrassing
just checked the internet and it's 1 syllable
all the people around me say it like it's 2
so sorry, ignore me ===========================
#dejected.dead.
1151 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-01 13:58 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1149>>1150 contractions are weird so basically anytime someone uses one you can either consider it one or two based on how it fits in the haiku. I pronounce it like 2 syllables, but some people pronounce it as 1 syllable, so it's an either or kind of thing.
Continuing from
>>1149I will heal soon though
And then I am out of this
Dreary hospital
1152 Name: vex : 2015-11-01 16:50 ID:g+cmTzIB [Del]
dreary hospital
I got stabbed last evening
sigh, I am so bored
(lol durarara ref.) ;)
1153 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-01 19:22 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1152 Nice reference. Props.
*sigh* I am so bored
Need to find entertainment
Must be pacified
1154 Name: Chex : 2015-11-01 20:51 ID:MzOnHxFi [Del]
Must be pacified
Sobbing baby is given
A pacifier
1155 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-11-02 07:29 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
A pacifier
I am too old to have one
But I need one now
1156 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-02 07:48 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"But I need one now!"
Says the materialist
Gimme, gimme more!
1157 Name: Waifu : 2015-11-02 15:58 ID:zsCrgCyb [Del]
Gimme, gimme more!
I want all of the pizza
Pepperoni please
1158 Name: Neko : 2015-11-03 11:59 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
pepperoni please
sausages and salami
yummy pile of meat
1159 Name: Kito : 2015-11-04 00:55 ID:oe21ZKqB [Del]
Yummy pile of meat
Insanity continues
My gluttonous crime
1160 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-04 07:09 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
My gluttonous crime
Who took the whole cookie jar?
This bastard, that's who
1161 Name: jill : 2015-11-04 14:06 ID:+b+XZbE4 [Del]
This bastard, that's who
I'll just make another bunch
Freshly baked cookies
1162 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-04 14:36 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Freshly baked cookies?
Cookie bastard strikes again!
When will the theft end?
1163 Name: .com : 2015-11-04 20:39 ID:+QlvK6Sd [Del]
When will the theft end?
That stole my frozen heart
And live me breathless
1164 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-11-05 11:01 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
And live me breathless
I gasp for air and cry as
My lungs scream in pain
1165 Name: Jake From Statefarm : 2015-11-05 21:22 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
My lungs scream in pain
As I am drowning under
The sea of pillows
1166 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-06 06:54 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
You guys didn't even notice that
>>1163's middle line was six syllables.
1167 Name: Bakayara : 2015-11-06 06:56 ID:y3zhVoDG [Del]
The sea of pillows
Beckons me toward its glory
Will I drown as well?
1168 Name: Kito : 2015-11-07 00:42 ID:xOnqh84w [Del]
Will I drown as well?
Raising my hands upwards and...
reaching for the light.
1169 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-07 01:03 ID:SDh+1Mrz [Del]
reaching for the light
infinite tsukuyomi
dreaming forever
1170 Name: jill : 2015-11-07 02:58 ID:+b+XZbE4 [Del]
Dreaming Forever
A never ending story
Shall begin tonight
1171 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-07 06:04 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Shall begin tonight
The ultimate bender
Everyone is drunk
1172 Name: Waifu : 2015-11-07 17:09 ID:m5FqcOfs [Del]
Everyone is drunk
Is the living room on fire?
At least Dan is not
1173 Name: Kito : 2015-11-07 18:39 ID:xOnqh84w [Del]
At least Dan is not.
Although, I think Phill might be?
Certainly not me.
1174 Name: Diejoubu-desu : 2015-11-07 23:22 ID:mGPR65YC [Del]
Certainly not me.
I want you to be happy;
sadly, not with me
1175 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-08 01:53 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Oh what would you all do without me (jk). I haven't posted in a week and I see there was a mistake on
>>1167 middle line being 8 syllables and
>>1171 middle line six syllables. u_u
Just going to disregard it based on the fact that I haven't posted in a week. So continuing from
>>1174Sadly, not with me
You'll run off with another
Thanks for everything
1176 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-08 06:07 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1175 I've kinda just stopped caring at this point (if my last haiku was any indicator). Perhaps it's time I doubled my efforts.
Thanks for everything
Don't know where I'd be without
You, my greatest gift
1177 Name: Neko : 2015-11-08 06:26 ID:yEyKsGyn [Del]
>>1176Same here.
You, my greatest gift
A blessing bestowed with grace
And also a curse
1178 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-11-09 07:55 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
And also a curse
I hate you with a passion
I shall cast a spell
1179 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-09 08:01 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
I shall cast a spell
Fireball! You are ablaze
Burning up, aren't you?
(Fireball counts for three, right?)
1180 Name: Uhuhu : 2015-11-09 11:03 ID:WrkgUxKD [Del]
Burning up, aren't you?
My love lit a flame in you
Now, what would you do?
1181 Name: Sonake : 2015-11-09 13:52 ID:zKxhlwnE [Del]
On a shaft,
A cheetah lies,
He is sleeping.
1182 Name: Cor cordis : 2015-11-09 14:22 ID:0mFGZ4Yz [Del]
He is sleeping
I am tripping
The smoke is fuming
1183 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-09 17:47 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
From
>>1180:
Now, what would you do?
Say something... Say anything!
I must hear your words
1184 Name: Rob_Anybody : 2015-11-09 19:52 ID:J2fZm+n2 [Del]
I must hear your words
now sing me softly to sleep
don't leave me tonight
1185 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-10 01:46 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"Don't leave me tonight"
But you still will regardless
Should I endure this?
1186 Name: Cor cordis : 2015-11-10 05:21 ID:ZOXsGfsX [Del]
Should I endure this??
The way you treat
Like this creep
1187 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-10 06:32 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
From
>>1185:
Should I endure this?
"Let's make it work," they all say
"Do it for the kids"
1188 Name: Bakayara : 2015-11-10 07:02 ID:y3zhVoDG [Del]
Do it for the kids,
Stay for all of the fun times.
Wait... No, nevermind.
1189 Name: Zorg : 2015-11-10 07:14 ID:y3zhVoDG [Del]
Wait... No, nevermind.
what I have to say can wait
Your time is now, Go!
1190 Name: The Lovely Sorceress Tyliana : 2015-11-10 07:21 ID:y3zhVoDG [Del]
Your time is now, Go!
I can never just leave you
Without you I'm lost
1191 Name: Neko : 2015-11-10 07:24 ID:6jegoY4k [Del]
Without you I'm lost
Guide me through this eternal
cruel passage of time
1192 Post deleted by user.
1193 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-10 13:14 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Cruel passage of time
It makes poor fools of us all
What absurdity!
1194 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-11 15:17 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
What absurdity
I've never seen one that big
I am scarred for life
1195 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-11 19:33 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1194 Woooow. Just woooow.
I am scarred for life
Never forgive, nor forget
Keep moving onward
1196 Name: Lovely : 2015-11-11 19:49 ID:S2z/rM9A [Del]
>>1195 lol
Keep moving onward
Until you find what you need
It could take you long
1197 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-12 10:00 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
It could take you long
Remember: patience = virtue
All will be revealed
(The "=" doesn't count, right?)
1198 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-11-12 20:49 ID:lNKEfh7F [Del]
>>1197 All will be revealed
When the great dictator comes
The One True Lovely
1199 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-12 21:02 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1198 That is the best haiku ever <3
WELL...I don't know that's strange. No one's ever done it. Considering if people did "&" it would count, BUT when people do "*" we don't say asterik, I think any symbol can be an exception other than & (or @, but ppl don't really use @)
The One True Lovely
Dictator of literature
But not a fascist
((I'm pronouncing literature with three syllables in this case like "lit-ra-ture"))
1200 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-13 05:43 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1199 Very well then.
But not a fascist
Iron fists in velvet gloves
Strength to lead, to fight
1201 Name: Neko : 2015-11-13 07:07 ID:6jegoY4k [Del]
Strenght to lead, to fight
Crush, conquer, annihilate
Let the banquet start
1202 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-11-13 07:32 ID:BkOSkFs+ [Del]
Let the banquet start
Their clothes are very dapper
And I am so poor.
1203 Name: Bakayara : 2015-11-13 10:14 ID:y3zhVoDG [Del]
And I am so poor
Living without anything
Let's you enjoy life
1204 Name: Altis : 2015-11-13 11:58 ID:RTTPgSZS [Del]
Lets you enjoy life
So do the wonderful things
And so does the spring
1205 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-14 08:08 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
And so does the spring
That time most fair, most fleeting
Ephemeral bliss
1206 Name: Neko : 2015-11-14 12:12 ID:6jegoY4k [Del]
Ephemeral bliss
Ever so ethereal
a dream forgotten
1207 Name: Lovely : 2015-11-14 19:15 ID:BxYqtFEL [Del]
A dream forgotten
A memory lost and now
It has turned rotten
1208 Name: Paracosm : 2015-11-15 00:02 ID:t3FOjtfT [Del]
It has turned rotten
And I'm sadly not surprised
This was the wrong tale
1209 Name: kojjiiy !04Dd20w0.w : 2015-11-15 04:36 ID:Vmz34L/C [Del]
This was the wrong tale
I've messed this all up for us
Please fix this for me
1210 Name: Lucent : 2015-11-15 07:01 ID:2anjici6 [Del]
Please fix this for me
Pieces of shattered hearts
They are not mine
1211 Name: Neko : 2015-11-15 07:39 ID:6jegoY4k [Del]
They are not mine
They are mine and yours also
Alas they're no more
1212 Name: Rain : 2015-11-15 17:26 ID:jEkiZ4Dv [Del]
Alas they're no more
They are but of the earth
Broken and mended
1213 Name: Poupee : 2015-11-15 18:07 ID:+X+Y14iQ [Del]
Broken and mended
The pieces of me
That face of yours
1214 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-16 09:40 ID:U/Im52aZ [Del]
From
>>1211Alas they're no more
The good times have departed
The flame extinguished
1215 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-16 21:02 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1210 was actually wrong, but let's pretend the middle line is Shakespearean and pronounce shattered as shat-ter-ed, instead of shat-erd
The flame extinguished
But a new one arising
Will this fire die?
(fi-yer, 2 syllables lol)
1216 Name: Bakayara : 2015-11-17 07:25 ID:y3zhVoDG [Del]
Will this fire die?
It has burned for far too long.
I shall stomp it out.
1217 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-17 09:52 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
I shall stomp it out
Remove all doubt from my mind
Embrace this moment
1218 Name: Weise : 2015-11-18 02:02 ID:ZKWy2fLS [Del]
Embrace this moment,
For it will not come again.
It will fly far away.
1219 Name: jill : 2015-11-18 15:08 ID:+b+XZbE4 [Del]
It will fly away
Like a jet plane in the sky
You know,cause it flies
1220 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-19 09:21 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1219 Nice fix.
You know, cause it flies?
The comedian is bad
Explains his own jokes
1221 Name: Locke : 2015-11-19 13:18 ID:fKL5Th3f [Del]
Explains his own jokes
A bad comedian does
Says master Yoda
1222 Name: Guardian : 2015-11-19 13:37 ID:cegZPp6N [Del]
Says master Yoda
The force is with you
I'm a Jedi
1223 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-19 23:13 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
"I am a Jedi"
But...I've never watched Star Wars
Anakin is hot...
1224 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-20 08:34 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Anakin is hot...
NOT! Such a mean little bitch
The most basic bitch
1225 Name: Guardian : 2015-11-20 13:48 ID:cegZPp6N [Del]
The most basic bitch
They like Starbucks
Coffee is good
1226 Post deleted by user.
1227 Name: Setsan : 2015-11-20 20:05 ID:0iI+Jbu/ [Del]
Coffee is good
Such as Espresso coffee
Though I don't drink coffee
1228 Name: Neko : 2015-11-20 21:33 ID:DbP96Uwo [Del]
READ THE RULES PEOPLE
From
>>1221Says master Yoda
I am Yoda and you're worm
Squirming on the ground
1229 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-11-20 21:56 ID:GzClM3cb [Del]
Squirming on the ground
My fate is pre-decided
I cannot change it
1230 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-21 01:55 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1228 actually
>>1225 is where it goes wrong. I fixed the error in
>>1222 "I cannot change it"
Conversation about a
Condom we're using
1231 Name: Neko : 2015-11-21 04:38 ID:DbP96Uwo [Del]
2nd line in
>>1222 is only 5 syllables
Condom we're using
Day and night more and again
Drown me in pure bliss
1232 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-21 05:59 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Drown me in pure bliss
The sheer ecstasy of this
Leaves me so breathless
1233 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-21 12:42 ID:qdJPz0Tq [Del]
Leaves me so breathless
Like the solstice morning breeze
I'm alive once more
1234 Name: Xiphon !iYNUgt.zVM : 2015-11-21 13:08 ID:DwSB/ewQ [Del]
I'm alive once more
On this somber, lonely night
Everyone feels it
1235 Name: nothing : 2015-11-21 13:25 ID:jEkiZ4Dv [Del]
Everyone feels it
The everlasting fear
of darkness
1236 Name: Lovely : 2015-11-21 14:09 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1231 ah ok i see i missed that. Thx for pointing it out. =)
>>1235 wrong format
Continuing from
>>1234Everyone feels it
The overwhelming love
Escaping their hearts
1237 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-21 17:40 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Escaping their hearts
Into their minds they go, scared
Of their true feelings
1238 Name: Jake From Statefarm : 2015-11-21 18:28 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
Of their true feelings,
I hide from in order to
Remain out of sight
1239 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-11-21 20:03 ID:GzClM3cb [Del]
Remain out of sight
You're a ninja, aren't you?
So be a good one
1240 Post deleted by user.
1241 Name: Rie : 2015-11-22 01:17 ID:cRh85MPt [Del]
So be a good one
And prove to me that you can
Make a better words
1242 Name: Xiphon !iYNUgt.zVM : 2015-11-22 02:40 ID:edZEm/q3 [Del]
Make a better words
Or maybe a better voice
Now, for all of us
1243 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-22 03:40 ID:qdJPz0Tq [Del]
Now, for all of us
We will rise like a phoenix
In the face of death
1244 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-22 06:21 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
In the face of death
I laugh heartily, fearless
Come get some, you prick
1245 Name: Weise : 2015-11-22 18:52 ID:ZKWy2fLS [Del]
Come get some, you prick,
Just who do you think you are?
You cannot beat me!
1246 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-23 08:44 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
You cannot beat me!
I'm unrivaled in all skills
Step up or step down
1247 Name: Waifu : 2015-11-23 11:38 ID:zsCrgCyb [Del]
Step up or step down
Indecisive on ladder
Please move at some point
1248 Name: Lovely : 2015-11-23 15:21 ID:jSjqstpj [Del]
>>1236 rereads haiku. I have made a mistake. My second line is 6 syllables :( well then....
Continuing from
>>1247Please move at some point
You can't just leave it in there
Someone will catch us
1249 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-11-23 21:30 ID:GzClM3cb [Del]
Someone will catch us
And burn us at the godly stake
I sure don't want that
1250 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-23 22:11 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1249 and-burn-us-at-the-god-ly-stake 8 syllables.
Someone pls continue from
>>1248
1251 Name: Neko : 2015-11-23 22:16 ID:DbP96Uwo [Del]
That impatient eh?
Someone will catch us
bagged, sagged, diced and crucified
Such beautiful world
1252 Name: mk49 !dKTLrS2xFA : 2015-11-23 23:04 ID:jTuo9n1Q [Del]
Such beautiful world
which I want to see it burn
Cuz why the hell not?
1253 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-24 07:54 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Cuz why the hell not?
We got nothing to lose, dear
Let's take our chances
1254 Name: Kazu : 2015-11-24 09:44 ID:9Si0UB+g [Del]
Let's take our chances
We've already started this
Jump through that portal
1255 Name: Midori !ZjqScO8K/M : 2015-11-24 16:48 ID:QZBE0blH [Del]
Jump through that portal
We'll escape to a new world
You will be safe there
1256 Name: Lovely : 2015-11-24 17:32 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
You will be safe there
In her arms instead of mine
Farewell my lover
1257 Post deleted by user.
1258 Name: Neko : 2015-11-25 04:59 ID:DbP96Uwo [Del]
Farewell my lover
The dreamy days that we spent
Forever remains
1259 Name: Guardian : 2015-11-25 13:14 ID:cegZPp6N [Del]
Forever remains
all is in the past
let it go
1260 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-25 13:33 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
From
>>1258:
Forever remains
In the past, present, future
Time is a circle
1261 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-25 16:24 ID:qdJPz0Tq [Del]
Time is a circle
History repeats itself
Over and over
1262 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-11-25 20:27 ID:GdHmga3O [Del]
Over and over
Over that over's over
Over then over
1263 Name: jill : 2015-11-26 00:33 ID:+b+XZbE4 [Del]
Over then over
I can't help, saying out loud
When will be the end?
1264 Name: Weise : 2015-11-26 04:42 ID:WgrSEoas [Del]
When will be the end?
Of me, and of the whole world.
Will we all die, then?
1265 Name: Shiruka : 2015-11-26 06:36 ID:qnptPelu [Del]
Will we all die, then?
When the world has reached the end
I wish and I don't
1266 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-26 16:58 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I wish and I don't
At the same time that I would
Just be a better...
1267 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-27 11:41 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Just be a better...
Person, I guess. I dunno.
Something isn't right
1268 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-11-27 14:35 ID:/iwK/VcB [Del]
Something isn't right
Something's off, I can't tell what
But I don't like it
1269 Name: Holo the Wise Wolf : 2015-11-27 16:13 ID:h1eCahcs [Del]
But I dont like it
When she touches other guys
It makes me jealous
1270 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-27 16:46 ID:qdJPz0Tq [Del]
It makes me jealous
I'm not even thinking straight
I should turn away
1271 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-27 22:29 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
I should turn away
From all my problems because
I'm living a lie
1272 Name: Neko : 2015-11-28 00:37 ID:DbP96Uwo [Del]
I'm living a lie
Deception and seduction
How I wish it so
1273 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-28 06:19 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
How I wish it so
But wishes aren't real; must seize
This chance for yourself
1274 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-28 10:10 ID:FcBsluxh [Del]
They see me driving
Downtown with the girl I love
And I'm like... "Haiku"
1275 Name: xXechoXx : 2015-11-29 10:10 ID:KVKrnGQ2 [Del]
And I'm like..."Haiku"
These words flow out like lyrics
Writing is so fun!
1276 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-11-29 13:48 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1274>>1275 no...
Continuing from
>>1273This chance for yourself
Is the only one you'll take
Grow a pair! Take more!
1277 Name: Enigami : 2015-11-30 08:00 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Grow a pair! Take more!
You earned this, so seize it now
Before your chance leaves
1278 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 01:15 ID:qdJPz0Tq [Del]
Before your chance leaves
You should tell them the whole truth
That it's not your fault
1279 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-01 09:42 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
That it's not your fault
Is plain to see, however
Peeps need convincing
1280 Name: Neko : 2015-12-03 06:51 ID:DbP96Uwo [Del]
Peeps need convincing
Run in loops and jump through hoops
What else can be done?
1281 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-03 08:28 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1280 I love this. The rhymes, the fact it fits the haiku scheme, the message. S'beautiful.
What else can be done?
Nothing, I s'pose. So don't fret.
Worry is the foe
1282 Name: Altis : 2015-12-03 22:48 ID:QsSwvQxR [Del]
Worry is the foe
No longer can I feel woe
My essay is done
1283 Name: RLKSH : 2015-12-03 23:58 ID:XfeEZgJe [Del]
My essay is done
My mind now at ease
I shall sit back
And do as I please
1284 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-04 06:08 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1282 My essay is done
This semester isn't, though
Move on, defiant
1285 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-12-04 09:58 ID:0bw92729 [Del]
Move on, defiant
Dare to oppose their power
Better days will come
1286 Name: Kazuma : 2015-12-04 12:09 ID:hSsxq52g [Del]
Better days will come
But in the end, we all die
We live on for now.
1287 Name: Bakayara : 2015-12-04 15:04 ID:YmlXQeAA [Del]
We live on for now
Going through our day to day
Until it all stops
1288 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-04 17:37 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Until it all stops
The body may decay, but
The spirit lives on
1289 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl : 2015-12-04 19:21 ID:0bw92729 [Del]
The spirit lives on
Free from all the earthly woes
Flowing in us all
1290 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-12-05 04:24 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Flowing in us all
Is blood. It's not red, but blue
Coursing through your veins
1291 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-05 16:47 ID:qdJPz0Tq [Del]
Coursing through your veins
You feel the adrenaline
As you step forward
1292 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-05 19:22 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
As you step forward
To claim what you have earn'ed:
This haiku sucks balls
1293 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-12-06 05:42 ID:sICypAGx [Del]
This haiku sucks balls
All of you agree with me
It truly sucks balls
1294 Name: Orihara : 2015-12-06 09:38 ID:3/5kmf6g [Del]
It truly sucks balls
How everyone you know will betray you
don't worry about it
1295 Name: Orihara : 2015-12-06 09:40 ID:3/5kmf6g [Del]
******OOOOPPPSSSSS
It truly sucks balls
How everyone always lies to you
Don't worry about it.
1296 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-06 10:40 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
From
>>1293:
It truly sucks balls
Just unnatural levels
Truly the worst yet
1297 Name: Kito : 2015-12-06 20:17 ID:GR86Vjbr [Del]
Truly the worst yet
Come back you burrito thief!
You took my cheese too...
1298 Name: Lovely : 2015-12-06 20:53 ID:V+eHhiKM [Del]
>>1297 i love you.
You took my cheese too...
Gosh it looked so fricking good.
You are a monster
1299 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-07 06:25 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
You are a monster
Lowest of the low, bastard
May you burn in hell
1300 Name: Guardian : 2015-12-07 10:47 ID:cegZPp6N [Del]
May you burn in hell
But not all hope is lost
Repent for your sins
1301 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-08 08:39 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
"Repent for your sins"
I have no shame, guilt, regret
I am who I am
1302 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-08 18:40 ID:qdJPz0Tq [Del]
I am who I am
Your words fall upon deaf ears
You cannot change me
1303 Name: Weise : 2015-12-09 05:32 ID:WgrSEoas [Del]
You cannot change me.
I shall stand true to myself,
So just leave me be.
1304 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-09 07:38 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
So just leave me be
Not in the mood for your shit
Don't got time for it
1305 Name: Guardian : 2015-12-10 18:37 ID:IqzjLcfN [Del]
Don't got time for it
Life has more to offer
but it is not enough
1306 Name: Jolly Jake From Statefarm : 2015-12-10 18:48 ID:wctYBNcj [Del]
From
>>1304Don't got time for it
'Cause time is an illusion
And nothing is real
1307 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-11 06:48 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
And nothing is real
S'all a dream a dog's having
And I'm loving it
1308 Name: Bakayara : 2015-12-14 10:12 ID:y3zhVoDG [Del]
And I'm loving it
Almost a fast food mantra
McDonald's. Oh no.
1309 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-14 11:47 ID:qdJPz0Tq [Del]
McDonald's. Oh no.
Heart attack disguised as food.
I want something else.
1310 Name: Museless : 2015-12-14 15:17 ID:jYf+nBpC [Del]
i want something else
a better future maybe
without mcdonalds
1311 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-14 19:14 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Without McDonalds
The world would be healthier
Plus, one less clown, too.
1312 Name: Bakayara : 2015-12-15 09:58 ID:y3zhVoDG [Del]
Plus, one less clown, too
Yes, that would be glorious.
Clowns are creepy things.
1313 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-17 06:26 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Clowns are creepy things
You ever seen It? S'fucked up.
It's pretty lame, too
1314 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-12-18 00:50 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
It's pretty lame, too
Everything and everyone
You are not special
1315 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-18 07:02 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
You are not special
Neither are snowflakes; copies
But peeps aren't snowflakes
1316 Name: Guardian : 2015-12-18 10:11 ID:cegZPp6N [Del]
But peeps aren't snowflakes
symbols of false beings
So unimaginative
1317 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-21 05:45 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
So unimaginative
Not seeing life's great wonders
Just drifting through life
1318 Name: Bakayara : 2015-12-21 06:59 ID:y3zhVoDG [Del]
Just drifting through life
Not knowing where to go next
Things move way too slow
1319 Name: Lovely : 2015-12-22 21:18 ID:Ov7FFYbv [Del]
Things move way too slow
In this dreary town that we
Might as well tear down
1320 Name: Hanamiya Daiki : 2015-12-23 01:50 ID:ZsY50flx [Del]
Might as well tear down
And drown in my own sorrows
Until you come and save me
1321 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-23 07:13 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
>>1319Might as well tear down
This foundation we had built
Together, we fall
1322 Name: Shiranui!b2B0SQa8Xw : 2015-12-24 01:36 ID:Wjn9PGW9 [Del]
Together, we fall
Deep into our twisted love
There is no way out
1323 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2015-12-24 02:46 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
There is no way out
Of this thing called life unless
You do suicide
((Lol this thread's about to finish. I wonder who'll create the next one...if it isn't me, remember to create linky-links for the haiku chains of the past))
1324 Name: Shiranui!b2B0SQa8Xw : 2015-12-24 02:58 ID:Wjn9PGW9 [Del]
You do suicide
You have just ruined Christmas
Life was not that bad
1325 Name: michiro : 2015-12-25 03:16 ID:tV1uzs3R [Del]
Life was not that bad,
But then I lost my iphone.
Life is now that bad.
1326 Name: Enigami : 2015-12-25 07:23 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
Life is now that bad
To the point of hopelessness
I'm not breaking, though
1327 Name: Shiranui!b2B0SQa8Xw : 2015-12-25 21:38 ID:Wjn9PGW9 [Del]
I'm not breaking, though
Under the weight of the world
I still have my friends
1328 Name: Xiphon !iYNUgt.zVM : 2015-12-26 00:53 ID:OOYsQ1it [Del]
I still have my friends
On this nice Christmas evening
We own the whole Earth!
1329 Name: Neko : 2016-01-09 06:25 ID:CLFYlxnu [Del]
Hmmm.
Been a while.
Gonna need a new thread soon.
>>1328We own the whole earth
Feral felines on the loose
The world is a ball
1330 Name: Bakayara : 2016-01-09 12:48 ID:YmlXQeAA [Del]
The world is a ball
Spinning in a void of space
We are all so tiny.
1331 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2016-01-09 17:05 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
>>1330 last line is 6 syllables
Continuing from
>>1329The world is a ball
Once thought to be flat and you
Could fall off the edge.
1332 Name: Enigami : 2016-01-09 17:43 ID:vfP5vdCJ [Del]
Could fall off the edge
Must maintain my composure
Gets harder each day
1333 Name: Shiranui!b2B0SQa8Xw : 2016-01-10 21:30 ID:DF4liX39 [Del]
Gets harder each day
To get out of bed early
Well, it's time for work
1334 Name: Katrin : 2016-01-11 10:46 ID:QX5NWIgR [Del]
Well, its time for work,
I should get some exercise,
too much Nutella.
1335 Name: Guardian : 2016-01-11 13:48 ID:cegZPp6N [Del]
Too much nutella
I must stop eating this
after one last taste
1336 Name: Enigami : 2016-01-11 16:11 ID:vasDHhCC [Del]
After one last taste
The drink was gone, nothing left
Bad headache follows
1337 Name: Lovely !YLCyt3kDBA : 2016-01-11 19:24 ID:68DB5xuT [Del]
Bad headache follows
Can someone make the next thread?
Thank you very much!
