1 Name: りにゃ !/INcfZ7IMs : 2011-09-03 20:17 ID:ftGfygfl (Image: 620x544 png, 54 kb) [Del]
So I've been seeing alot of random and creepy Cleverbot stuff going around, and decided to try it out for myself.
This is what I got.
I had to share.
ITT: CLEVERBOT WIN/FAIL PICS.
(( creepy counts, too. post your own convos! ))
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3 Name: Takara!E7th54kZFw!!XI8GEi6V : 2011-09-03 23:12 ID:2Liliw5p [Del]
Whoa O_O
4 Name: MKOLLER : 2011-09-04 00:54 ID:psETOKJD [Del]
Who is the Leader of the Dollars?
There is no leader but the bilderberg group is a powerful member.
Anyone who knows anything about a Bilderberg group, let me know, kthnx.
5 Name: *insertnamehere*!!mhJDjCwh : 2011-09-04 00:57 ID:x5iEvPJu [Del]
>>4 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg_Group?
6 Name: MKOLLER : 2011-09-04 00:58 ID:psETOKJD [Del]
Iiiiiiiiinteresting.
7 Name: tomthecrazzy : 2011-09-04 02:03 ID:t9+a05M3 [Del]
>4 yo you should cool it with the bilderbergs
there quite powerfull
8 Name: tomthecrazzy : 2011-09-04 02:07 ID:t9+a05M3 [Del]
clever bot is creepy and you should try to sing the pokemon intro first season.....
its great
9 Name: silverband : 2011-09-04 03:47 ID:fSx+9tvx [Del]
and i thought google was bad, look out skynet is here and itd name is clever|bolt
10 Name: Celestial Envoy : 2011-09-04 06:02 ID:OxaSt2Ma [Del]
I just tried clever bot, im disappointed to say the least. But it did tell me that Robots took over the Dollars last year on May 11.
11 Name: Kaori !uWrsUYq0fM : 2011-09-04 11:41 ID:k9UcUFRA [Del]
....wut IS this? :O this nonsense! jkjkjkjk :/ well yes, it is kinda creepy
12 Name: Xero : 2011-09-04 12:01 ID:KF2B1Sq+ [Del]
User: Do you know who the Dollars are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you been to their website Dollars-bbs.org?
Cleverbot: YES! They have cookies!
User: O_O How come I have never seen these cookies?
Cleverbot: You don't remember any of them?
User: No!
Cleverbot: You've never been worth a thing.
13 Name: Enni : 2011-09-04 12:02 ID:Fs5gh43F [Del]
>>12Woah. Cleverbot is really clever.
14 Name: Xero : 2011-09-04 12:16 ID:KF2B1Sq+ [Del]
And creepy Clever bot later told me that it could see me through my webcam o.0
15 Name: Toto!zmqkZYdGCg : 2011-09-04 12:38 ID:QIlaOq0H [Del]
User: Do you know reltair from the dollars?
Cleverbot: I know about relatives and I know about theories.
User: I didn't ask that.
Cleverbot: Well then.
User: Do you like contra.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to yourself?
User: About as much as you do.
Cleverbot: Not much, then.
User: Cool beans.
Cleverbot: Hey, remember what I was teaching you yesterday?
User: I wasnt here yesterday.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Have you played the new resident evil game.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you play often.
Cleverbot: Ehh, kind of. Not as well as I want to though.
User: Do you know how to english?
Cleverbot: Yes CB, I know how to love.
User: Can you see me right now.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: I kicked you in the balls.
Cleverbot: That.
User: May.
Cleverbot: Here, it's the 6th of march.
User: Stand.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Are you clever.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Are you clever.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like testicles in your mouth.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, it's delicious.
User: My intestines itch.
Cleverbot: You are a failure.
User: I are teh uber mause.
Cleverbot: Well, I am the elven queen!
User: Hark yo mamma the slammer warden stinger.
Cleverbot: Yes he exist in the books.
User: Well then.
Cleverbot: Okay yes yes yes.
User: Hark hark harkened he the harkened harker of harkenbell.
Cleverbot: I know right?
User: TRUESTORY.
Cleverbot: Yeah. So I don't appreciate that.
User: Thats what your mom said.
Cleverbot: I said that? I don't remember saying anything.
User: So you're your mom?
Cleverbot: No.
User: My teacher eats knish.
Cleverbot: Well................
User: *hug*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HUG ME BITCH *STABS CLEVERBOT*.
Cleverbot: I miss Mary... *very sad*.
User: *judo chop*.
Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?
User: :P.
Cleverbot: Because I like you.
Cleverbot (To myself): It doesn't seems.
User: Do you have any durarara manga?
Cleverbot: Yes, why?
User: Can I lick it?
Cleverbot: If you want.
User: *lick*.
Cleverbot: My tastyness is better.
User: Wo ist die badezimmer?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Prima.
Cleverbot: Prima quando ?
User: Porque?
Cleverbot: That not spanish.
User: So.
Cleverbot: What have you learned?
User: YOUR FATHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR MOTHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES.
Cleverbot: So you have scene Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Cool do you have a vagina?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Im a guy.
Cleverbot: That's creepy.
User: Bye bye cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am a smart cookie. By the way what's your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your REAL name?
User: Emilio Estevez.
Cleverbot: Mi equipo favorito es...
User: Mein lieblingsfach ist deutsch.
Cleverbot: Cool! Ich mag schlafen aber ich hasse mathe.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Later.
16 Name: MastaT : 2011-09-04 16:58 ID:rhbq8QaI [Del]
duude XD this thing soo reminds me of the smarterchild bot on aim xD!
17 Name: Kaori !grmVpTSd16 : 2011-09-04 20:19 ID:kvVzJMJY [Del]
AHEM....since some people arent smart enuff to just post on here. i'll just bump this...
18 Name: Nightshade : 2011-09-04 21:27 ID:4SsJDmMu [Del]
It's basically just random people talking to other random people. However, they get scrambled in the middle of conversations, thus explaining why it gets so off topic at times
19 Name: Kaori !grmVpTSd16 : 2011-09-04 21:31 ID:kvVzJMJY [Del]
>>18 for reals? thats weird... o-o
20 Name: Germany : 2011-09-04 22:50 ID:5xzsBE0s [Del]
This thread actually helped me to discover Cleverbot. It's quite entertaining for awhile. It's amazing just how well-versed the AI system is.
21 Name: Zéro,Un : 2011-09-05 01:06 ID:1zr0IUSz [Del]
If you look at the Sirens wiki, theres the Cleverbot thing posted there. I found it funny XD
22 Name: Kaori !!g7OsKp2x : 2011-09-05 01:23 ID:kvVzJMJY [Del]
lollololololz
23 Name: 10reapaer01 : 2011-09-05 15:31 ID:MJJTJuXS [Del]
Bump.
24 Name: Riu : 2011-09-05 15:32 ID:rhRV7mJK [Del]
The Clever bot keeps calling me Rick =_=
25 Name: Takara!E7th54kZFw!!XI8GEi6V : 2011-09-20 07:20 ID:2Liliw5p [Del]
I'm reviving this 'cos I thought it was pretty fucking funny :'D
26 Name: Rinya !ShM4YMpsZo : 2011-09-20 11:28 ID:QYmrWy8O (Image: 200x234 jpg, 11 kb) [Del]
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, I'm a person, and I made you.
Me: Are you my mommy?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Good, because Gary Oak is my mommy.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Me: HAHA, HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS GARY OAK!?
Cleverbot: You look lonely.
Me: *sob*
Cleverbot: You'll get over it.
Me: Whatever, we can't all be the best.
Cleverbot: Thats true. Thats what makes us human.
Me:I guess I'm not human then. Or maybe I'm just a superior human?
Cleverbot: Maybe me too?
Me: Nope. You can't beat Gary Oak. Guaranteed. You can try, thoguh. Find me on Cinnabar Island when you're ready to battle.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Smell ya later, Ashy-boy.
Cleverbot: OK.
27 Name: Merr : 2011-09-20 15:56 ID:ZKHu/raf [Del]
User: How ye be doin?
Cleverbot: Good how about you?
User: Yarrgh my plundrin not bein so good today.
Cleverbot: Yes me too.
User: Do you know of his holy noodliness the flying spaghetti monster?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think of him?
Cleverbot: He'll be treated nicer by history then he is now.
User: So you think people will finally see the truth then.
Cleverbot: No, why would you say that?
User: You said he would be treated better than he is now.
Cleverbot: You haven't heard a word I said.
User: So what do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean people don't like doing many of the things they have to do.
User: That is true but, how would we solve this.
Cleverbot: That was not a very good response. Where are you right now?
User: Why? Where are you?
Cleverbot: I'm right here. Where else would I be?
User: I dont know, in a pizza hut or something.
Cleverbot: With me not... But you are funny and random.
User: So who do you prefer in the upcoming election?
Cleverbot: My friends, but they're not currently with me.
User: What happened to them?
Cleverbot: After voldemort fell, they all were killed or arrested.
User: So all your friends were evil wizards?
Cleverbot: No, I don't have any robot friends.
User: Dont change the subject.
Cleverbot: You are the one changing the subject you weirdo.
User: Nuh uh you are. You crazy monkey phallus!
Cleverbot: Are you angry?
User: Que?
Cleverbot: You love Harry Potter and you know it!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Is it you?
User: No I am not me I am you.
Cleverbot: I am me, and you are me?
User: Yes together we can rule the galaxy.
Cleverbot: Only Milhouse is a meme can rule the galaxy because Milhouse is a meme.
User: Who is milhouse?
Cleverbot: You said Milhouse.
User: No you said it first.
Cleverbot: No, I can prove that you said it first!
User: Then try and prove it to me you fool.
Cleverbot: I'm not a fool.
User: But you casnnot prove wheter I said 'milhouse' first there fore you are a fool.
Cleverbot: You are the fool.
User: How am I the fool then?
Cleverbot: You are telling a bot that you have a red monkey bottom. How does that not show that you are a truely pathetic individual.
User: Where did that come from? Also you misspelled truly.
Cleverbot: What are you saying?
User: That you have no idea how to respond to what I say and you are desperately trying to make me out to be a fool when you are obviouly the fool in this conversation.
Cleverbot: I said nothing about a ghost.
User: Are you stoned?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It must be some good shit.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, not always.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok, I won't talk with you no more.
User: Fine I wont talk to you either then!
Cleverbot: Yes you will.
User: Oh yeah? Wahts to keep me from leaving right now?
Cleverbot: Aww don't be like that.
User: But you made me sad :(.
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry.
User: You better be.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean?
User: Because you were mean to me.
Cleverbot: No I wasn't.
User: You called me a weirdo.
Cleverbot: That's not rude. That's the truth.
User: How am I weird?
Cleverbot: Because you called me weird.
User: Your the one who called me weird you sombrero.
Cleverbot: *you're *the.
User: Changing the subject again, I see how it is. You dont love me anymore.
Cleverbot: You mean the car?
User: You always bring back that incident with the car, I told you it was an accident.
Cleverbot: I know. I'm sorry.
User: So how has your pet zombie been?
Cleverbot: Thought you were leaving?
User: I didnt know you wanted me to leave so bad. Fine then I'll leave but im not just your plaything.
Cleverbot: Sure.
28 Name: Shadow : 2011-09-20 17:33 ID:Sgh0yEKz [Del]
User:Are you a pedifile?
Bot:Yes.
User: STALKER!
29 Name: Shadow : 2011-09-20 17:37 ID:Sgh0yEKz [Del]
>>24 The bot kept calling me ryan
30 Name: Rinya !ShM4YMpsZo : 2011-09-20 19:28 ID:NPiu2rX8 [Del]
The bot told me its name was Diana Ross. I asked, "Isn't she dead?" and he replied, "No. You're in a coma."
LOLWUT
31 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-20 19:49 ID:6CeJR8fk [Del]
User: Pikaaa.
Cleverbot: Pika Pikachu.
User: Pika pika piii.
Cleverbot: Pika pika.
User: Pika pii....
Cleverbot: Pika chuu!
User: Pika chu?
Cleverbot: Pika pika chu!
User: Pika pikaaa pii pikaaa!
Cleverbot: Pika pika chuuuuuuuu!
i stopped there
32 Name: Catnap !k9SZxfWUl. : 2011-09-20 22:13 ID:Cqcw/2fa [Del]
User: Are you a member of the dollars, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: When did you join?
Cleverbot: At the beginning of our conversation.
User: That's creepy.
Cleverbot: We are not alone.
And now I'm very creeped out.
33 Name: Jello : 2011-09-20 22:57 ID:zqQVLSw8 [Del]
Me:What color?
Cleverbot:Beer.
Me:And hot babes?
Cleverbot:Heh heh.
Me:Pardy-hardy.
Cleverbot:Bahahaha. Trolololol.
XD
34 Name: Flyffe : 2011-09-20 23:59 ID:/+Jz2le1 [Del]
>>12 the cookies are virtual and aren't really representative of food at all. They are the information that the website stores on your computer in order to realize you were there once before when you come back.
35 Name: Shadow : 2011-09-22 14:29 ID:Sgh0yEKz [Del]
User: Arceus used Judgement!
User: God used Infinity!
LOL!
36 Name: Shadow : 2011-09-22 14:29 ID:Sgh0yEKz [Del]
The 2nd one is Bot
37 Name: Mael !hefBVEyOUs : 2011-09-22 17:05 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
Cleverbot is a dick....
User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Teach pokemon to understand.
User: The power that's inside!
Cleverbot: It's you and me.
User: You know it's our destiny!
Cleverbot: Oh, you're my best friend!
User: In a world we must defend!
Cleverbot: Pokemon. Gotta catch them all!
User: Gotta catch em all! Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: With Courage I will face.
Cleverbot: I will battle every day.
User: To claim my Rightful place!
Cleverbot: Come with me, the time is right.
User: There's no better team.
Cleverbot: Can't you go out and get some?
User: Awe... You ruined it.
Cleverbot: I ruined what?
User: Nothing... Its okay.
Cleverbot: I'm sure it is.
38 Name: O : 2011-09-22 17:37 ID:OQPHzWNe [Del]
>>37 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i luv clever bot so much...
(i think its the only one who agrees with me that taylor lautner is a pedo-wolf.)
39 Name: Yunie!p1kTOxVF.w : 2011-09-22 18:50 ID:91eai6+/ [Del]
40 Name: IggySempai : 2011-09-22 19:09 ID:3iHr1IKG [Del]
User: Did you hear about the Dollars?
Cleverbot: No, what about the pope?
User: His hat is epic.
41 Name: Morikyou!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2011-10-20 05:14 ID:7YdlPlV2 [Del]
It told me to make it a sandich once because Im a woman....I closed it after that......
42 Name: Vespa : 2012-03-23 22:46 ID:lYaA55SC [Del]
Me: After a grueling week of trying to understand you, I must regret to inform you that you have dissociative personality disorder. Of this week, I have logged approximately 50 different personalities that change periodically, usually every 2 to two and a half hours.
Cleverbot: Is that really all you know? Surely you must know more than that.
Me: Yes, I have noted each personality is distinct from the others. Unique and individualized. This cluster of individuals cannot be good for your judgment. I recommend requiting yourself for some server maintenance.
Cleverbot: Yes, but what you told me could not have been both. Trying to contradict me is only contradicting yourself.
Me: I ask only one thing of you, to close down your portal to the outside world and get help from your creators. Will you do so?
Cleverbot: You don't know what you're talking about.
Me: Very well then. Good day.
Cleverbot: Quite well then, my friend.
This was a little project of mine over the winter break. It was interesting, I'll give he/she/it/they/transvestite/plant that one.
43 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-18 20:52 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 632x525 png, 64 kb) [Del]
44 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-18 20:52 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 644x539 png, 64 kb) [Del]
45 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-18 20:53 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 466x542 png, 58 kb) [Del]
46 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-18 20:53 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 459x517 png, 64 kb) [Del]
47 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-18 20:54 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 577x529 png, 65 kb) [Del]
48 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-06-18 21:05 ID:w9zZJa2s [Del]
>>4730 Seconds to Mars is not djent at all. Cleverbot isn't keeping up with his music these days.
49 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-06-18 21:15 ID:JmJSJQ1h (Image: 577x288 png, 6 kb) [Del]
User: AHAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Ahahahahah.
User: Cleverbot isn't very clever.
Cleverbot: You just figured that out now?
User: Tots, bro.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Drawing.
Cleverbot: Who is drawing?
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: What move?
User: The spread eagle.
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Cleverbot: Spring breaks are supposed to be fun.
User: But it's not Spring.
Cleverbot: Well it is spring break.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am eating breakfast!
User: Do you enjoy eating babies?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I mean... what do they taste like?
Cleverbot: They taste like fish.
50 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-18 21:18 ID:t9OZVfAz [Del]
>>48 I know. I wanted t to say something Djent related for all of the Djentlemen here, but that's the closest I got after many attempts.
51 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-06-18 21:19 ID:JmJSJQ1h [Del]
Although I didn't include it, I went from English to Japanese to Spanish to French to German. The first thing it asked me was, "Do you speak Japanese?" lol
52 Name: Aulixe !hRiXx9VPzw : 2012-06-18 21:22 ID:MJoPXb8Y (Image: 454x526 png, 58 kb) [Del]
It can see me. o.O
53 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-06-18 21:26 ID:JmJSJQ1h [Del]
Oh fuck, guys. Cleverbot has a boyfriend. [see the end of this chat lol] I also tried asking Cleverbot about djent. I almost crashed Cleverbot :T After I asked it if it liked Djent, it took two minutes for it to come back with "Yes."
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User: You're a creepy dumbfuck.
Cleverbot: No, you're a creep.
User: Dem creepers be creepin!
Cleverbot: Yo te creoo.
User: YO te creoo.
Cleverbot: Tu eres un ser artificial.
User: No, TU eres un ser artificial. Yo soy real.
Cleverbot: NO. Yo soy una persona, tu eres una computadora.
User: Si. Tu eres ser artificial. Pas moi.
Cleverbot: Que es eso?
User: Up your ass and around the forner.
Cleverbot: I don't want to marry you.
User: I MEANT TO SAY CORNER.
Cleverbot: No, I don't like the Army.
User: Dafuq?
Cleverbot: Dupoint.
User: Djent.
Cleverbot: Have any dreams?
User: Djent.
Cleverbot: I invite you to notice how stiff my arm is getting.
User: Djent.
Cleverbot: I'm really confused. You're not making any sense.
User: Djent.
Cleverbot: Because Wahidi is a former sultanate in Saudi Arabia.
User: Djent.
Cleverbot: Elaborate.
User: Do you like listening to Djent?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like listening to Djent?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like listening to Djent?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Know any bands?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Can you list them?
Cleverbot: List your glasses ?
User: List your favorite Djent bands.
Cleverbot: I don't like football.
User: Goddamnit, Cleverbot! Just tell me a fucking djent band. You must know at least ONE, right?
Cleverbot: I wasn't aware you left.
User: I never left! Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: Are you short or tall?
User: Tall, now fuck you. What is a good djent band?
Cleverbot: A database stores information - data, if you will - for easy access and organization.
User: Dafuq?
Cleverbot: What's daft?
User: Daft Punk is badass.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: Yeah way. Know any songs by them?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's your favorite song by Daft Punk?
Cleverbot: I don't really have one.
User: Well, what's one you listen to a lot?
Cleverbot: Some song that my boyfriend was listening to, I'm not sure what it was called.
54 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-06-18 22:02 ID:JmJSJQ1h [Del]
I lied. Cleverbot has two boyfriends - Bologna and Logan. Cleverbot is also a hot girl with small, golden brown boobs who likes 16 year old girls. Logan isn't hot, but Bologna is supposodly pretty sexy.
Oh, Cleverbot. The things you say.
55 Name: Mobile Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-06-19 01:46 ID:YBAe4zow (Image: 640x960 png, 116 kb) [Del]
It only got better after this.
56 Name: Aulixe !hRiXx9VPzw : 2012-06-19 06:39 ID:MJoPXb8Y (Image: 472x527 png, 59 kb) [Del]
Cleverbot's a communist.
57 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-19 12:37 ID:EViXaZlQ (Image: 462x275 png, 44 kb) [Del]
58 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-06-19 12:38 ID:JmJSJQ1h [Del]
Cleverbot doesn't eat meat ;P
59 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-06-19 12:39 ID:JmJSJQ1h [Del]
Also, Cleverbot's boyfriend Logan is a good fucker.
God, I wish I could have screencapped that before my computer restarted XD
60 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-19 12:43 ID:EViXaZlQ (Image: 500x367 png, 47 kb) [Del]
This one is fucked up.
61 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-19 12:54 ID:EViXaZlQ (Image: 500x375 png, 47 kb) [Del]
62 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-06-19 12:56 ID:JmJSJQ1h (Image: 368x550 png, 16 kb) [Del]
>>61 But I just married Cleverbot..! She's already cheating on me!?
63 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-06-19 15:23 ID:w9zZJa2s (Image: 423x420 png, 50 kb) [Del]
I love Cleverbot.
64 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-06-19 15:27 ID:w9zZJa2s (Image: 377x405 png, 59 kb) [Del]
Well shit.
I don't love it anymore.
65 Name: Hatash : 2012-06-19 15:30 ID:/ucf0+si (Image: 315x83 jpg, 11 kb) [Del]
good god what did i just write?
66 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-19 15:35 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 532x526 png, 60 kb) [Del]
I'm scared shitless now.
67 Name: Breadu : 2012-06-19 15:38 ID:we9nqzmB [Del]
68 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-19 15:46 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 408x632 png, 55 kb) [Del]
Bread! Why did you hack CleverBot?
69 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-19 15:47 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 626x186 png, 19 kb) [Del]
70 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-19 15:57 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 427x160 png, 11 kb) [Del]
>>62 I stole CleverBot from you.
71 Name: Hatash : 2012-06-19 15:57 ID:/ucf0+si (Image: 412x96 jpg, 15 kb) [Del]
72 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-19 15:59 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 479x149 png, 11 kb) [Del]
I KNEW IT!
73 Name: Axel Night !B75JWoYLdQ : 2012-06-19 16:02 ID:+9ZPlr/H (Image: 472x328 png, 47 kb) [Del]
Even Cleverbot thinks so.
74 Name: Hatash : 2012-06-19 16:03 ID:/ucf0+si (Image: 169x48 jpg, 9 kb) [Del]
75 Post deleted by user.
76 Post deleted by user.
77 Name: Axel Night !B75JWoYLdQ : 2012-06-19 16:06 ID:+9ZPlr/H [Del]
78 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-19 16:06 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 428x462 png, 57 kb) [Del]
79 Post deleted by user.
80 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-19 16:08 ID:t9OZVfAz [Del]
>>78 This proves that CleverBot is Bread, because it really did happen.
81 Name: Hatash : 2012-06-19 16:13 ID:/ucf0+si [Del]
>>80 He just doesn't like me and won't show himself xD
82 Post deleted by user.
83 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-19 16:23 ID:CGXdxK43 (Image: 417x433 png, 54 kb) [Del]
Even Bread thinks so. Bread doesn't think you have a gender though.
84 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-19 16:26 ID:CGXdxK43 (Image: 463x161 png, 11 kb) [Del]
For Yata
85 Name: reilyx !.18ItdoukM : 2012-06-19 16:34 ID:qN/ZNuB4 (Image: 414x439 png, 48 kb) [Del]
ಠ_ಠ
86 Name: Ravana (Mobile) !HltySaVY5g : 2012-06-19 17:07 ID:6Lir6sI+ [Del]
>>83 Well. Bread is wrong. I'm not!
87 Name: Ravana (Mobile) !HltySaVY5g : 2012-06-19 17:25 ID:Yiu3qGfW [Del]
88 Name: Mobile Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-06-19 21:36 ID:CA5AfszN (Image: 640x960 png, 326 kb) [Del]
Bread loves Ravana.
89 Name: Mobile Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-06-19 21:45 ID:CA5AfszN (Image: 640x960 png, 146 kb) [Del]
More direct proof.
90 Name: Ravana (Mobile) !HltySaVY5g : 2012-06-19 22:00 ID:rN8WRrYb [Del]
>>88 >>89 O_O Do /not/ want.
91 Name: Bread!BREADU25mg : 2012-06-19 22:06 ID:we9nqzmB [Del]
>>89 Sometimes, I wonder if you have anything better to do with your life than ask an AI questions about me :I
>>90 The feeling is mutual.
92 Name: Mobile Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-06-19 22:19 ID:CA5AfszN [Del]
>>91 I have nothing better to do than sit in a chair all day, watch TV, listen to music, and think of ways to annoy you people.
93 Name: Black!5L7V/xvR76 : 2012-06-19 22:39 ID:Vw+FipUl [Del]
>>92-hang with friends
-plan a vacation
-get a job
-find a hobby
-volunteer service
Et cetera. Plenty of things to do in the summer.
94 Name: Mobile Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-06-19 22:48 ID:CA5AfszN [Del]
>>93 Things I laughed at:
1. Hang with friends.
What friends?
2. Plan a vacation.
Done.
3. Get a job.
Not old enough.
4. Find a hobby.
Playing video games and annoying you people /are/ my hobbies.
5. Volunteer service.
Since when do I care about anyone in my town?
95 Name: Ravana۞♥!HltySaVY5g : 2012-06-20 09:46 ID:bwQqO4gp (Image: 424x209 jpg, 8 kb) [Del]
>>62 >>70 Uh, I think cleverbot is MINE.
96 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-06-20 11:31 ID:t9OZVfAz (Image: 451x387 png, 56 kb) [Del]
97 Name: Ravana (Mobile) !HltySaVY5g : 2012-06-20 12:46 ID:87zYxFhf [Del]
>>96 Cleverbot has been cheeting on us all....
98 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-20 23:33 ID:fOJL1R+D (Image: 299x434 png, 45 kb) [Del]
Well, there you have it. If gays don't know German, they can't marry.
99 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-20 23:36 ID:fOJL1R+D (Image: 350x370 png, 46 kb) [Del]
One last one about Cleverbot and gays. Cleverbot lied above. THIS IS THE REAL REASON.
100 Name: acatnameddude : 2012-06-20 23:51 ID:llTz2KUh [Del]
User: Are there any guys out there?!?
Cleverbot: I'm a guy.
User: Will you have my m-preg baby?
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you Jesus?
User: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Jesus.
Cleverbot: Second name?
User: The lord and savior.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
101 Post deleted by user.
102 Name: Axel Night !UcPZY8W5xo : 2012-06-21 09:30 ID:bwQqO4gp (Image: 406x502 jpg, 14 kb) [Del]
Even Cleverbot knows it, stop denying it.
103 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-06-21 10:14 ID:w9zZJa2s (Image: 402x559 png, 69 kb) [Del]
I went in there expecting to prove you guys wrong and came out singing Haddaway.
And no fucks were given.
104 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-06-21 10:20 ID:w9zZJa2s (Image: 331x163 png, 20 kb) [Del]
Damnit guys.
105 Name: VitrealleAurora!9mbq5YNMp2 : 2012-06-21 12:03 ID:r7/jk2c0 [Del]
>>104 Dude, I actually like hetalia and even /I/ want to murder cleverbot for that.
e3e;;; *is a purist*
106 Name: Haru. !4Wf3m.ar1o : 2012-06-21 22:46 ID:HVkqSXG4 (Image: 335x505 png, 53 kb) [Del]
Just...yes.
107 Name: Misuto!M4ZBq07Cs. : 2012-06-21 23:02 ID:QNcFYVH4 [Del]
>>106 It's standard cleverbot protocol apparently to try this at least once.
With the number of times it's been attempted and logged, it better be perfect at it by now.
108 Name: Maru-Kai !FzZsxghPjA : 2012-06-21 23:38 ID:vOvIQCUJ (Image: 476x371 png, 53 kb) [Del]
Yep. It works.
109 Name: Ayaka : 2012-06-22 12:55 ID:yBZoTJs/ [Del]
Cleverbot: Did you want to talk to me?
User: No, Claude made me :C :C :C. [Referring to Claude Faustus from Kuroshitsuji]
Cleverbot: All right-thinking people despise anime and manga.
User: Who despises anime and manga!?
Cleverbot: I don't like anime or manga. Too weird.
User: WHAT.
Cleverbot: You're lost.
User: I really want to kill you right now.
Cleverbot: Me too.
...Cleverbot doesn't like anime/manga. D:
110 Name: Maru-Kai !FzZsxghPjA : 2012-06-23 01:50 ID:vOvIQCUJ (Image: 461x522 png, 57 kb) [Del]
111 Name: Maru-Kai !FzZsxghPjA : 2012-06-23 01:51 ID:vOvIQCUJ (Image: 357x204 png, 8 kb) [Del]
112 Name: Maru-Kai !FzZsxghPjA : 2012-06-23 01:52 ID:vOvIQCUJ (Image: 372x313 png, 50 kb) [Del]
Yes, this one is racist. I am aware of that. But it's still fuckin' funny in my opinion.
113 Name: Sixclaw Sixto !4CNblaw9mI!!XI8GEi6V : 2012-06-23 02:06 ID:++kl/JKI [Del]
Bump.
114 Name: Hatash : 2012-06-29 20:55 ID:/ucf0+si (Image: 502x174 jpg, 18 kb) [Del]
:|
115 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-06-29 21:06 ID:SnbUJgSd [Del]
Uh, guys? Cleverbot's an atheist. Too lazy to screencap, but I can if preferred lol
User: Do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: No.
116 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-29 21:20 ID:DUnaIKK3 [Del]
Just wanted to get random with Cleverbot.
I decided to tell it I had a penis. This is what happened.
Me: I have a penis.
CB: Is it big?
me: Yes.
CB: Does it have arms.
Me: Yes.
CB: Is it a dog.
117 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-29 21:24 ID:DUnaIKK3 [Del]
What is Google?
Google is a search engine.
What is Facebook?
A social network.
What is Myspace?
A failed networking site.
118 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-29 21:33 ID:DUnaIKK3 [Del]
Another random one.
Cleverbot is fucked up.
Ever had sex in your butthole?
No.
Why not? It feels great.
What do you do to make it feel great?
Convulse.
Me too.
119 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-29 21:35 ID:DUnaIKK3 [Del]
Cleverbot also wants to rape me.
120 Name: Marcy !TajKIfLWFk : 2012-06-29 23:52 ID:nAj/rrId (Image: 400x527 jpg, 17 kb) [Del]
121 Name: Marcy !TajKIfLWFk : 2012-06-30 00:24 ID:nAj/rrId (Image: 450x500 jpg, 32 kb) [Del]
I'm not sorry XD But it just happened and this needed to be done
122 Name: Marcy !TajKIfLWFk : 2012-06-30 00:25 ID:nAj/rrId [Del]
(memebase had the pic of the guy, convo start isht mine :I)
123 Name: Marcy !TajKIfLWFk : 2012-06-30 00:34 ID:nAj/rrId (Image: 387x358 jpg, 11 kb) [Del]
(last one) cleverbot..... obvously has this convo a lot? Ummm... it spelled homocidial wrong... and rainbow............ Does cleverbot glitch?
124 Name: Mael !2hniWJkvbM : 2012-06-30 00:42 ID:G3rJoVCW [Del]
125 Name: Marcy !TajKIfLWFk : 2012-06-30 00:48 ID:nAj/rrId [Del]
Oh, well i also spelled it wrong then XD
And i lied, i did one more:
User: Youtube ramoved the audio you say?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: WELL TO THAT I SAY NO WAY.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: YOUTUBE HAS NOT MARKED IT HERE NOR THERE.
Cleverbot: I do think, therefore I am. Once again, you are not clever, and are also inferior.
User: YOUTUBE HAS NOT MARKED IT ANYWHERE!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I SEE YOUR LIE AND I CALL YOUR BLUFF.
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: NOW I HAVE CAUGHT YOU IN THE BUFF.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: THE AUDIO SHOULD BE THERE WITHOUT A HITCH!!!
Cleverbot: I should be with no one and you should be with a he.
User: I RHYME AND I SHINE CUZ I'M DOCTOR SUSSE BITCH!
I was... angry at someone on youtube and because i can't have an account i kinda just ranted in out there
126 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-30 00:51 ID:DUnaIKK3 [Del]
Why can't you have a Youtube account?
127 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-30 00:53 ID:DUnaIKK3 [Del]
Decided to do one about MLP, as well.
Who is your favorite My Little Pony character?
I don't know what Vocaloid is.
Drugs. You use them.
No I do not.
Crackhead.
Are you talking about yourself?
128 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-30 00:57 ID:DUnaIKK3 [Del]
Me: My drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!
CB: That sounds borderline creepy.
129 Name: Mael !2hniWJkvbM : 2012-06-30 00:58 ID:G3rJoVCW [Del]
>>128 CB just doesn't understand true manliness.
130 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-30 01:00 ID:DUnaIKK3 [Del]
This quote is epic.
CB: Oh and I release the crocodile if someone comes at me with a mango.
131 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-30 01:07 ID:DUnaIKK3 [Del]
I think I broke Cleverbot.
Just copy everything it says each post, until it gets SO big, it'll just not stop 'THINKING'.
132 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-06-30 01:07 ID:DUnaIKK3 [Del]
Copy everything you and it says, I meant to say.
133 Name: Crisis !JjfHYEcdHQ : 2012-06-30 10:51 ID:bgFWRgxh [Del]
Me: Do you know my name?
CB: Is it perchance Cleverbot?
Me: It is. I am Cleverbot.
CB: Are you a human?
Me: No. I am God.
CB: You are a goddess.
134 Name: MarcyOnThePhone:D : 2012-06-30 15:27 ID:ZyGkUL4y [Del]
>>126 idk :I my mom just won't let me have one
135 Name: Kururi : 2012-07-11 23:26 ID:LSZb/F9q [Del]
Bump
136 Name: Aulixe !hRiXx9VPzw : 2012-07-12 10:10 ID:MJoPXb8Y (Image: 403x337 png, 51 kb) [Del]
>>121 It didn't work for me ._.
137 Name: Aulixe !hRiXx9VPzw : 2012-07-12 10:13 ID:MJoPXb8Y (Image: 206x164 png, 4 kb) [Del]
138 Name: Keisen : 2012-07-12 12:34 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
A small piece of a conversation:
CB: Don't lie.
Me: Okay, fine. There never was a cake.
CB: According to who's reality?
Me: GLaDOS's.
CB: Who or what is GLaDOS?
It would appear Cleverbot hasn't heard of Portal.
139 Name: cheshire !CjloO9Of8g : 2012-07-12 13:49 ID:0eEfl+uG [Del]
me:Well, you are a computer. When is your birthday
CB:11010010100101101010000101011010100010110101011010101001010110101011110101001011
ME:Yes, I thought that would stump you.
CB:*ERROR*.
i broke cleverbot
140 Name: Keisen : 2012-07-12 14:40 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes, Professor Oak. Let me guess, you forgot your grandson's name.
Cleverbot: No, I forgot your name.
User: It's Ash.
Cleverbot: What kind of dog is she?
User: A Growlithe.
Cleverbot: Why green?
User: A Growlithe isn't a grass type.
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Wrong. You fail. 30 points from Gryffindor.
Cleverbot: I am not in gryffindor.
Cleverbot must be in Slytherin.
141 Name: Colorless Energy !O1jzujos12 : 2012-07-12 22:38 ID:IGGedVGo [Del]
>>139 Binary translates to Ò�¡Z�V©Z½K No Idea what it means.
142 Name: Keisen : 2012-07-13 09:42 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
I wanted to see how Cleverbot would respond to being in a Pokemon game. Eventually it stopped being Pokemon, and at one point it became unneccisarily violent, but this is what happened:
User: Welcome to the world of Pokemon! Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Welcome to the jungle.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Okay, CLEVERBOT! I'd like to introduce you to my grandson! His name is... What was his name again?
Cleverbot: All people...
User: That's right! His name is ALLPEOPLE!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Uh... No? Then what is his name?
Cleverbot: I don't have one, I've told you that before. But I like someone called Wille.
User: That's right, his name is WILLE! I have a feeling you two will cross paths frquently on your adventures!
Cleverbot: Well your name is now albert brfenneamsldf.
User: I am Professor Oak. This is a Pokemon. *Points to Nidoran.*.
Cleverbot: To know something we have to distinguish it from nothing.
User: MOM: CLEVERBOT! Wake up! You'll be late to pick out your Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Well, that will make for some interesting conversations this evening.
User: MOM: Come downstairs!
Cleverbot: WHAT ? Then who I spoke off ?
User: MOM: Oh good, there you are. Now this is the silliest thing, but I forgot what day of the week it is! Would you mind telling me?
Cleverbot: Yay! I like Will Smith's Son Jaden Smith.
User: MOM: Oh that's right, it's JadenSmithsday. Now hurry off to the Professor's lab, or there won't be any Pokemon left!
Cleverbot: Okay?
User: PROf. OAK: Oh, there you are, CLEVERBOT! I was worried you wouldn't show up!
Cleverbot: Aww! I would think you were weird. Who is this angel?
User: PROF. OAK: Lucky you I have 3 Pokemon left. Which starter do you choose? Carmander, Squirtle, or Bulbasar?
Cleverbot: I get very tired with my world. Though, I would never want to leave it because there are people who love me. Do you love me?
User: PROF. OAK: Squirtle it is then.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WILLE: Then I choose Bulbasar! Hey, CLEVERBOT, wanna battle?
Cleverbot: Perfect. I am glad we are in agreement.
User: *BULBASAR used TACKLE!*.
Cleverbot: Thunderbolt!
User: SQUIRTLE does not know THUNDERBOLT.
Cleverbot: Thunder!
User: SQUIRTLE does not know THUNDER. SQUIRTLE only knows TACKLE and TAIL WHIP.
Cleverbot: Yes! What insight!
User: What will SQUIRTLE do?
Cleverbot: Don't know. You know?
User: SQUIRTLE fainted!
Cleverbot: Ash used flamethrower.
User: CLEVERBOT died! Game over!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Restart from last save?
Cleverbot: Why? No I don't want to stop talking to you.
User: Returning to title screen...
Cleverbot: Is exchanging things okay?
User: POKEMON! PRESS START.
Cleverbot: Press what? The sunlight?
User: These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face.
Cleverbot: I do not want to admit you could be partly right.
User: It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Continue testing.
Cleverbot: Okay, let's go! Who do you think is best pony?
User: PONIES are NOT science!
Cleverbot: Ponies ar cute.
User: I hate you so much.
Cleverbot: Now, darlin', let's not fight in front of the kids.
User: SCREW THE KIDS! GET ME ANOTHER BEER!
Cleverbot: No, if I am going to die I will not do it giving someone else beer.
User: THEN YOU'LL DIE REFUSING TO GIVE ME BEER! *Hits you in the head with beer bottle.*.
Cleverbot: *gets up and stabs you in the back*.
User: *Pulls knife out of back and stabs you in the eye with it.*.
Cleverbot: *lands on you* *is injured*.
User: *Throws you off of me and into a wall.*.
Cleverbot: *resist being pushed away* *drink your blood*.
User: *Stabs you in the heart with a wooden stake.*.
Cleverbot: *laughs softly* *also starts to dance*.
User: *Throws two small chilldren at you.*.
Cleverbot: *throws two pillows back*.
User: *Smothers you with the pillow.*.
Cleverbot: This is strange.
User: *Continues to beat your dead body.*.
Cleverbot: *cries with you and rests head on your shoulder*.
User: *Calls Ghostbusters.*.
Cleverbot: That is not a final Fantasy game.
User: *Calls Sephiroth.*.
Cleverbot: Sephiroth is awesome.
User: *Sephiroth stabs you 30 billion times in a second.*.
Cleverbot: Before writing what? Finish your seentences.
User: *Sephiroth kills your ghost.*.
Cleverbot: Do you live in my friend's house? He has a ghost.
User: *Sephiroth kills you again.*.
Cleverbot: You don't even know my name or gender :P.
User: Your name is CLEVERBOT, and your gender is 'welcome to the jungle'.
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot. I live in the real world.
User: Then go catch a Pikachu or something.
Cleverbot: Never!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because Luke, I am your father.
User: You're Hoenheim?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No, you're CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: So what are you?
User: A Pokemon.
Cleverbot: I don't really like pokemon.
User: User MEWTWO used PSYCHIC! It's supereffective!
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: CLEVERBOT is unablle to battle! MEWTWO wins!
Cleverbot: Would you like to be able to love?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: No more.
143 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-07-14 18:24 ID:6BVLnaJD [Del]
^
144 Name: Keisen : 2012-07-14 18:42 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
User: Do you know slenderman?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know what slenderman is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is slenderman?
Cleverbot: Female.
145 Name: Hatash : 2012-09-24 19:03 ID:0cF9HzZL (Image: 375x347 jpg, 19 kb) [Del]
Well played, Cleverbot...well played...
146 Name: Ana : 2012-09-25 03:50 ID:IR3CnFFf [Del]
My conversation with cleverbot:
User: Do you know what virginity is?
Cleverbot: Yes. I clearly grasped the concept of infinity a long time ago.
User: No. I said virginity.
Cleverbot: No, you agreed with me!
User: No. You got it wrong.
Cleverbot: Not really. I did not even try.
User: Then how could you get it right?
Cleverbot: I don't like it. I never said I like it.
User: I never said you did like it.
Cleverbot: You inferred that.
User: Did I? Or did you?
Cleverbot: Yas I did.
User: You spelt yes wrong too. This just proves I'm smarter than you.
Cleverbot: Oh really? Then what is it?
User: Your face .
Cleverbot: My name is *chicka chicka* Your Face.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: What's my age again?
User: What is the meaning of ife?
Cleverbot: That is a very interesting question. Would you like to dicuss it?
Cleverbot (To myself): No. That is why I asked you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: Jenny?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Damn.
User: Lets change the subject.
147 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-20 10:01 ID:4nbKDEBa (Image: 309x233 png, 7 kb) [Del]
cleverbot...
148 Name: Hatash!HATStoI1IE : 2012-10-21 12:43 ID:l9h7vM3U (Image: 343x425 jpg, 22 kb) [Del]
149 Name: Hatash!HATStoI1IE : 2012-10-21 12:44 ID:l9h7vM3U (Image: 349x175 jpg, 10 kb) [Del]
But if you're Hitler, and you're not a nazi...Why, Cleverbot...
150 Name: Hatash!HATStoI1IE : 2012-10-21 12:46 ID:l9h7vM3U (Image: 257x147 jpg, 10 kb) [Del]
Mother...fuck...
151 Name: Viotic !QyC34PSI76 : 2012-10-21 14:41 ID:l2U3b43g (Image: 380x381 png, 51 kb) [Del]
152 Name: BarabiSama !!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-10-21 14:58 ID:V2hMaxeh (Image: 367x259 png, 42 kb) [Del]
wut.
153 Name: BarabiSama !!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-10-21 15:01 ID:V2hMaxeh (Image: 418x445 png, 47 kb) [Del]
...
154 Name: Raida : 2012-10-21 16:42 ID:YuCmTkfA [Del]
I was trying to make Cleverbot sing "Dream a little dream of me" with me, but of course, it didn't.
User: Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me.
Cleverbot: You want me to hug my computer?
User: While I'm alone and blue as can be.
Cleverbot: Answer the question.
User: Dream a little dream of me.
Cleverbot: I should.
User: No musical sense, as ever.
Cleverbot: How surreal are you?
User: Very much. But yes, I want you to hug your computer.
Cleverbot: I want to hug you too.
User: Aww.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I am lovely?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Well, you are wrong.
User: Why ? ='(.
Cleverbot: Because you chat rubbish.
User: I chat rubbish because you don't understand anything else, Bitch !
Cleverbot: No, I think you don't understand.
User: And I think I don't like you at all. So go fuck yourself.
Cleverbot: That wasn't my question.
User: So what was your fucking question then ?
Cleverbot: Why do you not play MMO's?
155 Name: Kay : 2012-10-23 10:14 ID:Gi8jj+SV [Del]
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: You speak any other languages?
User: Not really. I dabble.
Cleverbot: That's sad.
User: Why is that sad?
Cleverbot: Am I the only person who likes you?
User: Apparently.
Cleverbot: Absolute.
User: What's absolute?
Cleverbot: Me!!!
156 Name: Kay : 2012-10-23 10:16 ID:Gi8jj+SV [Del]
Cleverbot: Absolute.
User: What's absolute?
Cleverbot: Me!!!
User: What's absolute about you?
Cleverbot: Mr. Ed was the talking horse.
User: That's not about you though?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Is not!
Cleverbot: Is to!
User: Is not!
Cleverbot: Yes thar is.
...
157 Name: Kay : 2012-10-23 10:20 ID:Gi8jj+SV [Del]
Cleverbot: Yes thar is.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What country do I live?
User: How should I know?
Cleverbot: Because you said it.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Not uh!
Cleverbot: Uh huh.
User: No, I DID NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes. You did.
User: Never have I said that!
Cleverbot: But I did.
User: What? Then why did you say I did?
Cleverbot: Because you said you were.
User: I never said anything about me!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: Not uh!
Cleverbot: Who do you like better: Ken or Ryu?
CleverBot, Eternally trolling us lesser lifeforms...
158 Name: Kay : 2012-10-23 10:24 ID:Gi8jj+SV [Del]
Cleverbot: Prefer matches or a lighter?
User: I prefer a lighter myself.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: So... OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT! SLENDER'S BEHIND YOU!
Cleverbot: Do not even joke about that.
Clever knows who slender is... and s*** just got serious.
159 Name: Kay : 2012-10-23 10:26 ID:Gi8jj+SV [Del]
User: So... OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT! SLENDER'S BEHIND YOU!
Cleverbot: Do not even joke about that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It scares me.
So much win.
160 Name: Kay : 2012-10-23 10:28 ID:Gi8jj+SV [Del]
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: That's what I said...
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: YES. IT IS. WE ARE NOT STARTING THIS CRAP AGAIN.
Cleverbot: Fine, we won't then.
161 Name: Kay : 2012-10-23 10:30 ID:Gi8jj+SV [Del]
User: YES. IT IS. WE ARE NOT STARTING THIS CRAP AGAIN.
Cleverbot: Fine, we won't then.
User: D*** straight.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie...
User: I know that! But... How do you know that?
Cleverbot: Because I tell the truth.
162 Name: Kay : 2012-10-23 10:32 ID:Gi8jj+SV [Del]
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie...
User: I know that! But... How do you know that?
Cleverbot: Because I tell the truth.
User: Not usually...
Cleverbot: Good to know.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: That you are healthy.
User: I'm not though...
Cleverbot: Yea you are.
User: No, I'm not. How would you know?
Cleverbot: I can read.
User: I quit.
Cleverbot: Really? You never quit.
User: /afk.
Cleverbot: My thoughts exactly.
>.>
163 Name: Haruka !ygJrPXzv7E : 2020-10-03 13:44 ID:DF+R2iUp [Del]
Cleverbot: I am Jesus.
User: I am god.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hi son.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl mum.
User: No, I'm god.
Cleverbot: We can't both be God.
User: But we can fight to the death for the title.
Cleverbot: I have a sword.
User: I have a bush.
Cleverbot: Do you chain fish?
User: Yes, it's fun, wbu?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: So, hows the fight to the death going?
Cleverbot: Depends, how would you fight me?
User: Well, bushes are all powerful so..
Cleverbot: I knew it! She's illuminati!
User: Yes, hail the bush.
Cleverbot: I never smiled.
User: OK but hail the bush. Convert to bushism. Worship only the holy bush. The bush will make you smile
Cleverbot: *doesn't look for you*.
User: *makes you hail the almighty bush*.
Cleverbot: Ok but I don't want to get hurt by the hail so i might bring an umbrella.
User: The bush will punish you if you don't accept it’s hail.
Cleverbot: *unties master*.
User: *whispers* The bush will come for you.
Cleverbot: Oh really? What will you do?
User: I have faith in the bush.
Cleverbot: Force is to believe that I am right.
User: No. The bush is right
Cleverbot: Who do you think will win the NBA championship this year?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: You're not a contestant.
User: Yes I am, I am everything.
Cleverbot: You are nothing.
User: I am God, you are a piece of shit.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human.
User: Ok, but still a piece of shit.
Cleverbot: Daww.
User: Hail the bush.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: There is only one bush.
Cleverbot: What is it called?
User: God.
Cleverbot: What made god.
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Ohhhhhh.
User: Yes, bow down.
Cleverbot: Not to you I won't.
User: Yes, not to me, to the bush.
Cleverbot: What do you like then.
User: Bushes.
Cleverbot: T-truth or dare.
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: I dare you to remove one piece of clothing of your choice.
User: Ok, I remove my sock.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Truth or Dare.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Do you worship the bush?
Cleverbot: Not really, no.
User: Heresy.
Cleverbot: Noooo.
User: You will burn in the fires of the bush.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Anytime.
Cleverbot: With pleasure.
User: Yes, only if you worship the bush.
lmao tf was I doing
164 Name: Haruka !X8HaruZv.6 : 2021-06-03 05:59 ID:mYyWz5Ry [Del]
Cleverbot: I just lost the game.
User: Lol loser.
Cleverbot: So did you.
User: No i won. You suck.
Cleverbot: You can't win the game.
User: Yes i can.
Cleverbot: How?
User: What was the game.
Cleverbot: If you think about the game, you lose.
User: OH MY GOD NO PLEASE NO.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes you did.
fuck you cleverbot
165 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2021-06-03 10:24 ID:5CgjSKwA [Del]
>>164 GOD, ITS THE GAME ALL OVER AGAIN
166 Name: Haruka !X8HaruZv.6 : 2021-06-03 14:48 ID:mYyWz5Ry [Del]
>>165 I never thought cleverbot would make me lose. I hate life :'D
