I've got this roommate who I swear is the spawn of Satan's left nostril. She is unbeleaviably difficult to reason with. I consider myself a pretty lax guy, but she is somehow able to completely set my soul on fire. I speak with her and I'd really love to see the world burn. I'm at the end of what I can take. I crave justice and revenge. I would love to hear of: pranks, mindfucks, murderous ideas and the like. Hobby hackers unite and set your rath upon her.

You should just kiss her and see if that does anything.

why not kick her out and be done with it??

While she's gone, take fake blood and write "Help me" all over every wall in the house, then write one more message that says, "I'm scared". She'll shit her pants and, never bother you again

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I'm seconding this.

>>2 She'd probably shank me if I pulled that.
>>3 I live in a place where the individual rooms are rented out.
>>4 You've got a beautiful mind.

well... so much dislike. maybe you just want to sleep with her..? (please don't kill me)

or scratch that if she's pissing you off that much maybe SHE wants to sleep with YOU. (don't kill me)

>>8 She dislikes white guys, I highly doubt those are her intentions.

What... j ssh he

>>9 she racist too?

>>11 Little bit...

Do you know any of her dislikes? If so exploit them.

All I'm saying is that if you freeze a can of Barbosol, cut the can open, and leave it on her car in a hot day. That shit is going to ALL over her car.

>>14 Oh man! That's a good one! XD

There's no possibility of switching roommates?
And I'm sorry I won't come up with any twisted stories or awesome pranks, but I don't think going into dark fictions (though I love them~) would help and I suck at pranks.

>>16 No, I'm stuck with her till she decides to move out.
Dark fictions sound good.