I got an idea that i think is good. You just need to add 2-10 words before a sentence. Let me give you an example:

First: Eat
Second: I can't 👈eat
Third: I buy some food but 👈i can't eat
Understand?

Nb: since i think this is hard, so the ending of the story is at the fifth and the multiples(5, 10, 15, ...) people. Ex:

Fourth: In canteen i buy some food but i can't eat
Fifth: There are nobody in canteen but i buy some food but i can't eat
And the sixth people will goes to the new word, ex:
Sixth: Car

and so on.

Wanna play this game? I will start.
Black

>>1 I think this is a really cool concept, but also really hard. Lol, I'll try. Maybe this'll work out.

I dress in black.

Every time there is a celebration, I dress in black.

I got called witch because every time there is a celebration, I dress in black

Everyone laughs at me and I got called witch because every time there is a celebration, I dress in black

(Six is up, so I go for a new word right? This is kind of complicated...)

Blood

The reason I didn't like going to tge party was because everyone laughs at me and I got called witch because every time there is a celebration, I dress in black

((So then the next person chooses a starter word))

Umm, I think we should say what number we're at coz looking at the entire thread from start is just confusing.
So from Panda's,

#2
I am fascinated with blood

more Blood

>>6 lol you beat me XD
>>9 not how this works

#3
I'm a vampire, so I am fascinated with blood.

I'm awake at night because I'm a vampire, so I am facinated with blood

sorry, I forgot to put my number. #4 >>11

>>10 Nyahaha~

#5
I smell luxurious blood in the night air, I'm awake at night because I'm a vampire, so I am fascinated with blood.

Guess I have to pick a new word.

#1
Money.

Life is money

>>2 >>6 >>10 sorry if this is going to complicated >.< I will join thus game too, hihi.
The one thing that i know, life is money

*this

>>17 Wut?

What is this?

Ok, forget about that. Just continue this >>18:

#3
The one thing that i know, life is money

#4 Experience gave me knowledge and the ine thing that I know: life is money

#5

On her death bed she said, "Experience gave me knowledge and the one thing that I know: life is money."

#1
Suicide

I think I'm seeing a dark mood here

#2
I pushed him to commit suicide

#3

Since I was the one who told him he was worthless, I pushed him to commit suicide.

>>23 Dark things tend to go amusing places.

#4
I felt guilty and miserable, since I was the one who told him he was worthless, I pushed him to commit suicide.

#5
At the funeral I felt guilty and miserable, since I was the one who told him he was worthless, I pushed him to commit suicide.

#1
Boxes.

#2
Barricaded behind a wall of cardboard boxes.

Wait.......... isn't it supposed to start on every 5X + 1, and end on every 5X? Oh well, who cares.

#3
Seeing the zombie horde in front of us, we were lucky that we were barricaded behind a wall of cardboard boxes.

>>29 pie face the rules say 2-10 extra words per addition, so yours is wrong cuz that's 14 extra words

So I'm #3
They were not barricaded behind a wall of cardboard boxes

#4
I miscalculated, they were not barricaded behind a wall of cardboard boxes.

We should try to go up to #10 sometimes.

>>31 Seriously? 10?

It wasn't that I miscalculated, they were not barricaded behind a wall of cardboard boxes.

>>30 You made that mistake yourself, remember >>24
I thought the 3-10 word count was nulled.

#1 Weird

(Sorry, didn't wan't to be first but I have no choice. And word I picked sucks by the way)

Is #5 was too easy? >>31 >_< Do you want me to change the rule to #10?

#2
I used to be a weird

>>34 Dude, that won't be considered as a sentence. People would start making run-on sentences just so they could continue the game. Maybe #6 or #8

#3 When I was in middle school, I used to be weird.

>>33 I counted 10 so it was my mistake, someone should have corrected me.

>>31 no way, if we did it up to 10 this game would suck. I mean if most of the sentences so far already sound weird just with 5 of these, you can imagine how convoluted they'd be with 10

I like anime and manga so when I was in middle school, I used to be weird.

Mwahah just thought it'd be interesting to see people bashing their heads thinking of ways to extend that sentence XD

#4
All my friends said when I was in middle school I used to be weird

#5 Not all my friends said when I was in middle school I used to be weird.

NEW ONE GOES BELOW
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>>38 Dammit Pie-pie. I swear I posted before you Tch-

#1
Blasphemy.

>>36 so why did we skip mine. =/

Don't commit blasphemy.

Is it because I forgot my number like >>41 XD

I'm #2 btw XD

I'm starting to think Panda is always aiming #1 ~

#3
Pious people always said don't commit blasphemy.

*Say

bad grammar. I'm sleepy.

>>43 Maybe I am...Maybe not...

#4
As the pious people always said don't commit blasphemy.

Say*

Well shit. Don't rub your bad grammar onto me Neko.

Well... I was gonna participate but it looks like this has just turned into people arguing...
NEW START!!!!!
First word: book

>>47 perhaps you could channel all that annoying enthusiasm into actually reading the posts?

#5
I hate the church but won't say it because as the pious people always say, don't commit blasphemy.

I ended up doing a new word again. Damn timing

#1 Silent

#2
But she was silent.

#3 I said "Hello!", but she was silent.

How strange, I said "Hello!" But she was silent

#5 Somethings wrong, how strange, I said "Hello" but she was silent

#1
Pile of corpses

I see a pile of corpses

>>54 Isn't it supposed to be one word for the starter? Or am I wrong?

#3
They see the beauty of death, I see a pile of corpses.

>>57
Honestly, I have no idea. everyone starts with one word but there's no rule specifying that so... Just wanted to use those words together XD

#4
In Romeo and Juliet, they see the beauty of death. I see a pile of corpses.

#5
Most people say that in Romeo and Juliet, they see the beauty of death, I see a pile of corpses.

#1 Fuck you.

#2 , Rioters screamed,"Fuck you!"

#3 One of the rioters screamed, "Fuck you!"

#4 People died, one of the rioters screamed, "Fuck you!"

#5 In a massacre, people died, on of the rioters screamed, "Fuck you!"

#1
Our Favourite rocket ship!

#2
I destroyed our favorite rocket ship

>>68 Welp. I messed up there.

#3
Sorry Josh but it was me all along, I destroyed our favorite rocket ship

>>70 I fucked up.

Look, I'm sorry Josh but it was me all along, I destroyed our favorite rocket ship

I've told you already. Look, I'm sorry Josh but it was me all along, I destroyed our favorite rocket ship.

((That was a bit difficult))

The world

I like some of the sentences above!

#2
Thing i hate is the world

((Sorry for bad grammar)) just straightens me

>>71 I fuck up you fuck up. We all fuck up! :D

#3
The thing I hate isn't society, the Thing i hate is the world

I don't just hate you. The thing I hate isn't society, the thing I hate is the world.

#5 You don't understand do you. I don't just hate you. The thing I hate isn't society, the thing I hate is the world.

#1
Game.

#2 Let's play a game.

Hey guys! Let's play a game

#4 I was extremely happy today so I called out, "Hey guys! Let's play a game."

#5
As always I was extremely happy today so I called out, "Hey guys! Let's play a game."

#1
Paper bag serial killer

I saw him walking down the street alongside the paper bag serial killer!!

I wish everyone would take the honour of adding their number before their sentences...

#3
Hey, you know Fam? Guess what, I saw him walking down the street alongside the paper bag serial killer!

>>86 My sincerest apologies, I had only realized it when it was too late.

#4 I don't trust that creepy drug dealer actually. Hey, you know Fam? Guess what, I saw him walking down the street alongside the paper bag serial killer!

#5 Don't blame me for this, but I don't trust that creepy drug dealer actually. Hey, you know Fam? Guess what, I saw him walking down the street alongside the paper bag serial killer!

#1

Love

#2 I wish for Love

#3
My cat thinks I wish for love

The world is full of hate and love

>>92 #4

#4
I just want some pizza but my cat thinks I wish for love.

#5 I'm hungry, I just want some pizza but my cat thinks I wish for love.

#1 Yo, wassup.

#2 Hey! Yo, wassup.

#3
Hello! Hey! Yo, wassup.

#4
Bro? Hello! Hey! Yo, wassup.

#5
Dude Bro? Hello! Hey! Yo, wassup.

#1 My life is a lie, like the cake.

#2
There's one thing my life needs, and that one thing is cake.

>>102 Eh? Seriously? Can't you read the first post?

Since guardian screwed up a bit, I'll be starting a new story.

#1 I saw a cat today.

#2 In my backyard, I saw a cat today.

#3
I must be going mad, in my backyard, I saw a cat today

#4
I have been drinking too much or I must be going mad, in my backyard, I saw a cat today.

#5 Maybe I have been drinking too much or I must be going mad, in my backyard, I saw a cat today.

#1

Crying

#2
I wasn't crying.

#3
my face is wet but i wasnt crying

My face is wet but I wasn't crying; I swear it was the rain.

My face is wet but I wasn't crying; I swear it was the rain.
Can't you see difference between tears and rain?

>>112>>113 Oh, please read the rules.

>>114 I've read through the instructions many times after you stated that I've done something wrong, but I still don't understand what was incorrect. Can you state the matter in which I've done wrong?

>>115 Add, BUT BEFORE
WOW OMG, SO AMAZING

>>115 Yeah, like >>116 said you are meant to add before, but you have added after.

>>115 Em, it's like this:
#3 : My face is wet but i wasn't crying----- so you will continue with (ex) :
#4 : You saw my face is wet but i wasn't crying---- so you add the word you want but before the sentence
Hope you understand

I'll just finish this sentence and fix the confusing tense of it, and then someone else can start a new one.

#5
I come in from the rain and you see my face is wet but I wasn't crying.

#1
Pudding conspiracy

It isn't just a pudding conspiracy.

#3
Listen, it isn't just a pudding conspiracy.

#4
Everyone listen, It isn't just a pudding conspiracy.

#5
Before you jump to conclusions about the ice cream, everyone listen...it isn't just a pudding conspiracy.

>>122>>123 please add min. 2 words!

#1
Keep Calm

#2
Stop and Keep Calm

#3
Please stop and keep calm

#4
Stop panicking please stop and keep calm

#5
Will you stop panicking please stop and keep calm

#1 Not happening man.

#2
This is not happening man.

#3
I cannot believe that this is not happening man

#4
Its unbelievable, I cannot believe that this is not happening man

#5
I didn't expect this. It's unbelievable, I cannot believe that this is not happening man.

#1 Um, hello?

#2
She looked inside the room and said, "Um, hello?"

#3
Hesitantly, she look inside the room and said, "Um,hello?"

#4
The girl saw nobody, so hesitantly, she looked inside the room and said, "Um, hello?"

#5
In the corridor the girl saw nobody, so hesitantly, she looked inside the room and said, "Um, hello?"

#1
He walked across the street.

#2
Without thinking he walked across the street

#3 Simon looked left then right, and without thinking he walked across the street.

#4
A delinquent called Simon looked left then right, and without thinking he walked across the street.

Panting, a few blocks from the crime scene, a delinquent called Simon looked left then right, and without thinking he walked across the street.

Forgot the number, whoops~

#5
Panting, a few blocks from the crime scene, a delinquent called Simon looked left then right, and without thinking he walked across the street.

#1
Pieface was kidnapped

#2
At night, Pieface was kidnapped

Lol wut O.o

#3 A few hours later at night, Pieface was kidnapped.

When Cakehead returned from the baker he had noticed that his beloved Pieface had been kidnapped, he dreaded that when he went to work, a few hours later at night, Pieface was kidnapped

>>150 This is extreme. You're over the word limit. I'll try to continue this.

#5 Cakehead was anxious all day, when Cakehead returned from the bakery he had noticed that his beloved Pieface had been kidnapped, he dreaded that when he went to work, a few hours later at night, Pieface was kidnapped

And that shit got weird

#1 Stop doing that, I said no, don't do it.

Guess the kidnapping didn't work. hmm.

#2
with a sexy voice, "Stop doing that, I said no, don't do it"

#3
He said with a sexy voice, "Stop doing that, I said no, don't do it"

#4
Seductively eating a melon, he said with a sexy voice, "Stop doing that, And said no, don't do it"

LOL MY IMAGINATION JUST WENT WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#5
He lay on the bed jacking off while seductively eating a melon, he said with a sexy voice, "Stop doing that, I said no, don't do it."

#1
What is going on!!

>>157 wut -_-

#2 Someone tell me what is going on!

#3
The gossip girl demanded, "Someone tell me what is going on!"

#4
My friend's friend Lovely the gossip girl demanded, "Someone tell me what is going on!"

>>161 Commas. You forgot the commas after Lovely and girl. =)

#5
I didn't know that my friend's friend Lovely, the gossip girl, demanded, "Someone tell me what is going on!"

This thread is just lol's away, the pie pie being kidnapped one is still me favorite. Lemme join the game again.

#6
A Bloody noose covered in glitter, for fucks sake!

(Lol I'm first again ^.^)
#1
On the road to nowhere.

>>163. #1***

Ah shit, fucked up there don't mind that.

>>165 XD

>>164 #2 If I knew where I was going, I wouldn't be on the road to nowhere.

It's decided. Piepie is our mascot.

#3
Woe on me, if I knew where I was going, I wouldn't be on the road to nowhere

>>166 SHIT. >>167 Pie-Pie for BBS mascot 2016~

#4
Dammit, you know what? Woe on me, if I knew where I was going, I wouldn't be on the road to nowhere.

#5
I'll throw a chair, Dammit, you know what? Woe on me, if I knew where I was going, I wouldn't be on the road to nowhere.

>>167 >>168

#1 Why the hell am I the mascot?

>>168 he should definitely be mascot. His picture on the stalker thread. I love it. I want it on pins, flags, posters, etc. Pieface memorabilia <3

Pieface asked himself, "Why the hell am I the mascot?"

>>170 Come on, we all want it. >>171 That would be glorious.

As he scrolled through the posts obliviously, Pieface Asked himself, "Why the hell am I the mascot?"

>>170
Who doesn't love a talking pie?

#4
To the three's amusement, as he scrolled through the posts obliviously, Pieface asked himself, "Why the hell am I the mascot?"

I REALLY REGRET POSTING THAT NOW

#5 Unbeknownst by himself, to the three's amusement, as he scrolled through the posts obliviously, Pieface asked himself, "Why the hell am I the mascot?"

Enjoy my crude early Valentine pieface. I'm sending it to you with all the love Neko, Panda Freak, and I have to offer. =)

#1
Pieface is bae.

#2 I don't feel like admitting it, but Pieface is bae.

>>175 Holy shit, YES. YEEEES. Lovely You are the best, Also adress meh as Pandy dammit QuQ

#3
when Pie-Pie was drunk once, he blurted out "I don't feel like admitting it, but Pieface is bae"

Bwahahahahah a new idol is born, ladies and gentlemen!

#4
A new scandal, when Pie-Pie was drunk once, he blurted out "I don't feel like admitting it, but Pieface is bae."

I have tried to come up with a good response to what is going on here, but I have no idea what to say.

#5
The entire BBS was obsessed with a new scandal, when Pie-Pie was drunk once, he blurted out "I don't feel like admitting it, but Pieface is bae."

#1
Chowder is disgusting!

#2
I believe chowder is disgusting!

I tried to think something good,but this is only what came to my mind

#3
Somebody said "I believe chowder is disgusting!"

#4
I can't believe somebody said, "I believe chowder is disgusting!"
(Ii thinkk addingg aa Ii wrotee thatt writee)

#5!
I'm in a clam chowder restaurant, and I can't believe somebody said "I believe chowder is disgusting"

Now for the daily lol

#1
Panda chomped Pieface

>>186 Wha? 0u0 where you be going with this budd. I'll follow though.

#2
Pieface was too fabulous, and Panda was hungry, therefore Panda chomped Pieface.

#3
Just like every other day, Pieface was just too fabulous, and Panda was hungry, therefore Panda chomped Pieface.

>>187
I'm starting a new cult.

#4
Looking gullible, just like every other day, Pieface was just too fabulous and Panda was hungry, therefore Panda chomped Pieface

>>189 pieface cult?

#5
She was looking gullible, just like every other day, Pieface was just too fabulous and Panda was hungry, therefore Panda chomped Pieface

#1
Pieface is love, Pieface is life.

>>190
Let's call it Piefacism. see, already one devotee XD

#2
Our axiom: Pieface is love, Pieface is life.

What the fuck happened in the one day my internet died...

#3 This is our axiom: Pieface is love, Pieface is life.

>>192 Make that two. I wish to join this cult. >>193 Shit happened.

#4
Join us, the Piefacers. For this is our axiom: Pieface is love, Pieface is life.

#5
You must join us, the Piefacers. For this is our axiom: Pieface is love, Pieface is life.

>>194
We're included in the three co-founders, dear.

>>193
Somehow Piefacism had gone viral.


#1
Licking people

>>196 Oh Sweet. I lead a cult now.

#2
You know what else girls find seductive? Licking People.

>>197 lol I've always wanted to be a cult leader. Now my dreams have come true.


#3
Biting necks is great, but you know what else girls find seductive? Licking people.

#4
I've heard that biting necks is great, but you know what else girls find seductive? Licking people.

And I get no say in this?

#5 As a fellow Vampire, let me give you some advice. I've heard that biting necks is great, but you know what else girls find seductive? Licking people.

>>200 you should be happy that 3 girls are fawning over you.

#1. I want you pieface.

>>200
Does the protagonist of a harem manga / anime ever get a say?

#2
With a lovely voice: I want you, Pieface.

This is just awesome.
#3
The harem said in unison with a lovely voice: I want you, Pieface.

I don't want to continue this one, but...

#4 When he was out of sight, the harem said in unison with a lovely voice: I want you, Pieface.

Also, please stop it with this farce, it feels stupid

#5 (Next one starts over)
One very, very dark night, in a hotel room, when he was out of sight, the harem said in unison with a lovely voice: I want you, Pieface.

Where did you go?

Opps forgot the number,:p I was #1

#2
Yo kid, where did you go?

Ok now I feel like a bully.
*curls away and (hopefully only my belly) shrinking in the corner.

#3
Papa said "yo kid, where did you go?"

Eugh..
#4
After brutally pushing mommy away, Papa said "yo kid, where did you go?

Damn, shit got dark. Nice job, Neko.
#5
Papa was drunk as always, and after brutally pushing mommy, papa said "yo kid, where did you go?"

#1 HOLY SHIT! WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD?

>>213 wow this is a great story.

#2

While watching his brother kill his sister he screamed, "HOLY SHIT! WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD?"

Bwahahahah everyone who posts on this thread has at least a few screws loose. Love you all :*

#3
Very casually, while watching his brother kill sister, he screamed, "HOLY SHIT! WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD?"

>>215 Was it, though? :/
#4
He was walking very casually, while watching his brother kill his sister, he screamed, "HOLY SHIT! WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD?"

Let's make this random

#5 When he went out of the toilet, he was walking very casually, while watching his brother kill his sister, he screamed, "HOLY SHIT! WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD?"

#1

If only I weren't a cannibal.

#2
Maybe I wouldn't be so lonely if only I weren't a cannibal.

#3
I ate my girlfriend maybe I wouldn't be so lonely if only I weren't a cannibal

#4
Last night, I ate my girlfriend, maybe I wouldn't be so lonely if only I weren't a cannibal.

#5
After almost starving to death in a locked car, last night, I ate my girlfriend, maybe I wouldn't be so lonely if only I weren't a cannibal

#1
From boyfriend to slave

>>224 Oh no, this can only get better.

As a way to punish him, I turned him from boyfriend to slave.

#3 Because he ate all my chocolate, as a way to punish him, I turned him from boyfriend to slave.

>>225 You forgot your number, #2

Mmmm let's make this kinky

#4
I've got a new bondage set, therefore, because he ate all my chocolate, as a way to punish him, I turned him from boufriend to slave.

>>227 I KNEW THIS WOULD GET BETTER!

#5
I'm secretly horny right now; I've got a new bondage set, therefore, because he ate all my chocolate, as a way to punish him, I turned him from boyfriend to slave.

WTF happened people

#1 Therefore, I died.

>>228
But ofc.

>>229
Basically we're all perverts.

#2
You lived, therefore I died.

#3
There could only be one, and you lived, therefore I died.

#4
The legend said; There could only be one, and you lived, therefore I died.

#5
"Two will be born, one shall live, one must die," the legend said; there could only be one, and you lived, therefore I died.

#1
Ain't that a kick in the dick?

#2 I know punching there isn't allowed, but ain't that a kick in the dick?

>>234 thank you for making such an amazing starter sentence

#3
It causes extreme pain so I know punching there isn't allowed, but ain't that a kick in the dick?

>>236 Thanks, but Dean Martin deserves some credit, too.
#4
Alright, I know it causes extreme pain so I know punching there isn't allowed, but ain't that a kick in the dick?

He replied to the referee: Alright, I know it causes extreme pain so I know punching there isn't allowed, but ain't that a kick in the dick?

#1
I was alone.

#2 Just yesterday, I was alone.

#3 Funny story, [just yesterday]

>>241 How lazy are you?

Does >>241 count, or can I (or someone else) continue from >>240?

>>243 totally shouldn't count. That's not even the right way to cite it I think lol.

Continues from >>240

#3
I found out someone was in my house just yesterday! I was alone!

(feel free to not count mine, but we're allowed to change the punctuation right???)

>>244 Looking at all of the examples, it looks like the point is to keep it all one sentence. But I'll continue from what you did.

#4
While watching Psycho, I found out someone was in my house just yesterday; I was alone!

#5
When I found a note while watching Psycho, I found out someone was in my house just yesterday; I was alone!

And that one got weird. Now then, make it dirty peeps!

#1
Moaning in the toilet stall

>>247 Yuss!
#2
The guy next to me is moaning in the toilet stall

#3
Work becomes interesting because the guy next to me is moaning in the toilet stall.

#4
I didn't want to get up this morning, but suddenly work becomes interesting because the guy next to me is moaning in the toilet stall.

#5 Not to anyone's surprise, I didn't want to get up this morning, but suddenly work becomes interesting because the guy next to me is moaning in the toilet stall.

Another good one, everyone. Good job.
#1
I'm drunk again.

#2
Before I notice, I'm drunk again.

#3

I got drunk the day before and before I notice, I'm drunk again!

#4 It has been weird lately, I got drunk the day before and before I notice, I'm drunk again!

#5 I'm usually sober but, it has been weird lately, I got drunk the day before and before I notice, I'm drunk again!!

No idea what good means. So let's go nonsensical.

#1 I didn't kill her, I did.

#2
The boy with multiple personality disorder said, "I didn't kill her, I did."

#3 As if it could help him convince himself, the boy with multiple personality disorder said,"i didn't kill her, i did."

#4
The jury had already made their decision, but as if it could help him convince himself, the boy with multiple personality disorder said,"I didn't kill her, I did."

#5
The boy with multiple personality disorder realized he was in a kangaroo court when the jury had already made their decision, but as if it could convince himself, the boy with multiple personality disorder said, "I didn't kill her, I did."

Lol, I hope this goes the way I'm planning it to...

#1
That was amazing!

#2 After not eating the fake pizza, I said "That was amazing!"

#3
Then I saw a fake pizza, and about a few minutes after not eating the fake pizza, I said "That was amazing!"

>>262 Haha, no sex for you.

#4
I was walking through New York City looking for pizza, then I saw a fake pizza, and about a few minutes after not eating the fake pizza, I said, "That was amazing!"

>>266 yes, I will make this about sex. =)

After having a nice fuck, I was walking through New York City looking for pizza, then I saw a fake pizza, and about a few minutes after not eating the fake pizza, I said, "That was amazing!"

>>266 Somehow.....that just ruined the fun of the fake pizza.

#1 You see, I'm not selfish, just greedy.

#2
Yeah, I foreclosed your home, but you see, I'm not selfish, just greedy.

#3
I wanted Pizza, that's why, yeah, I foreclosed your home, but you see, I'm not selfish, just greedy.

#4
This isn't wrong of me to do because I wanted Pizza, that's why, yeah, I foreclosed your home, but you see, I'm not selfish, just greedy.


((This is a horrible run-on sentence))

I've got some news ,you're currently homeless.This isn't wrong of me to do because I wanted Pizza, that's why, yeah, I foreclosed your home, but you see, I'm not selfish, just greedy.

#1
no more sleep for me.

#2
After that shit-show, no more sleep for me.

I watched a cartoon called "One Item" and I thought: "After that shit-show, no more sleep for me."

(Take that One Item fans!)

>>274 I was #3, next one's #4

#4
Per my friend's recommendation, I watched a cartoon called "One Item" and I thought: After that shit-show, no more sleep for me."

#5
Although many people had initially told me not to, per my friend's recommendation, I watched a cartoon called "One Item" and I thought: After that shit-show, no more sleep for me

#1
It was raining.

#2
I was crying while it was raining.

You know, it's not like I was crying while it was raining.

Well... you know, it's not like I was crying while it was raining.

#5
The desperate, forlorn woman said "well... you know, it's not like I was crying while it was raining."

#1 And pop goes the weasel

#2
My EX blew up, and pop goes the weasel.

#3
I threw the grenade, my ex blew up, and pop goes the weasel.

#4
I built a grenade, macgyver style, I threw the grenade, my ex blew up, and pop goes the weasel.

#5
Because I am awesome, I built a grenade, macgyver style, I threw the grenade, my ex blew up, and pop goes the weasel.

#6(because this could end on miltiples of 5, so this one ends on # 10)

#6 People know that because I am awesome, I built a grenade, macgyver style, I threw the grenade, my ex blew up, and pop goes the weasel.

Editing slightly because it is currently a run-on sentence.

#7 My fame rose when I let people know that, because I am awesome, I built a grenade (Macgyver style); I threw the grenade; my ex blew up; and pop went the weasel.

>>288 Tree you suck at reading rules, but hey, fuck it....
the creator meant that every multiple of five, there's a new sentence...

#8 Even though I regret it, my fame rose when I let people know that, because I am awesome, I built a grenade (Macgyver style); I threw the grenade; my ex blew up; and pop went the weasel.

>>290 So should we make a new one now? Cuz this one's kinda hitting critical limits.
Fuck it, here's a new one:
#1
I'm blind!

#2
I drank it and now I'm blind!

Without reading the label, I drank it and now I'm blind!

#4
My friend told me to drink it, so without reading the label, I drank it and now I'm blind!

#5
This one time, at band camp, my friend told me to drink IT, so without reading the label, I drank IT and now... I'M BLIIIIND!!!

#1
I took a piss.

#2
As soon as he left the room, I took a piss.

Not sure where this is going and should be going.
But LET IT G-Fuck it its 2016.

#3
My owner trusted me to behave, but as soon as he left the room, I took a piss.

#4Like a fool, my owner trusted me to behave, but as soon he left the room, I took a piss.

>>290 oopsie, my Tree brain understood it wrong, i apologize for my pea-sized tree brain and my stupid tree-branch hands and wish to make amends so...
#5 My owner is a stupid Tree stump with legs, and Like a fool, my owner trusted me to behave, but as soon he left the room, I took a piss.

#1
your'e very entertaining.

#2
She told me "you're very entertaining."

I was surprised she told me "You're very entertaining."

I just realized we're even with the post numbers now. Don fuck this up!

#4
She rolled her eyes, but I didn't hear sarcasm in her voice, so I was surprised she told me "You're very entertaining."

The girl was usually very mean and she rolled her eyes, but I didn't hear the sarcasm in her voice, so I was surprised she told me "You're very entertaining."

#1 Im'ma fuck this up Diefonk, no one can stop me.

#2
NZPIEFACE says "Im'ma fuck this up Diefonk, no one can stop me."

The Dollar member NZPIEFACE says "Im'ma fuck this up Diefonk, no one can stop me."

#4
Filled with foolish delusions, the Dollar member NZPIEFACE says "Im'ma fuck this up Diefonk, no one can stop me."

#5
Confident in his/her superiority but filled with foolish delusions, the Dollar member NZPIEFACE says "Im'ma fuck this up Diefonk, no one can stop me."

Going to some place.

>>311 forgot my number, #1

#2 Eh? The road is closed? But I'm going to some place.

#3
The man noticed the signs, then muttered "Eh? The road is closed? But I'm going to some place."

>>312 Aw, come on!

#4
A bit in front of him, the man noticed the signs, then muttered "Eh? The road is closed? But I'm going to some place."

#5
A man is looking out a bit in front of him, the man noticed the signs, then muttered "Eh? The road is closed? But I'm going to some place."

#1
JUST DO IT.

#2
FOLLOW YOUR DREAM, JUST DO IT.

#3
DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND EAT TWINKIES! FOLLOW YOUR DREAM, JUST DO IT.

YOU IDIOT, DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND EAT TWINKIES! FOLLOW YOUR DREAM, JUST DO IT!

#5 THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU IDIOT, DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND EAT TWINKIES! FOLLOW YOUR DREAM, JUST DO IT!

#1
The boy with the umbrella.

#2 You see him? Don't talk to the boy with the umbrella.

#3
For example, you see him? Don't talk to the boy with the umbrella.

#4
Never trust people who use umbrellas indoors. For example, you see him? Don't talk to the boy with the unbrella.

#5
New rule of the internet: Never trust people who use umbrellas indoors. For example, you see him? Don't talk to the boy with the umbrella.

#1
Became a cat's slave.

#6
You must obey the new rule of the internet: Never trust people who use umbrellas indoors. For example, you see him? Don't talk to the boy with the umbrella.

>>328 Now, what the fuck is your problem? AND READ THE FUCKING RULES

>>327 #2 Well, after all that stuff, I became a cat's slave.

#3 I went to the cat cave to meet my favorite superhero, and well, after all that stuff, I became a cat's slave.

#4
yesterday, I went to the cat cave to meet my favorite superhero, and well, after all that stuff, I became a cat's slave.

#5 Yesterday's yesterday,I went to the cat cave to meet my favorite superhero,and well, after all that stuff,I became a cat's slave.

#1 ...Mokkun

#2
The name escapes my lips... Mokkun.

#3 Gingerly and reluctantly, the name escapes my lips... Mokkun.

The police were expecting me to give out the answer and so... Gingerly and reluctantly, the name escapes my lips... Mokkun.

#5 Everyone is anticipating, the police were expecting me to give out the answer and so... Gingerly and reluctantly, the name espaces my lips... Mokkun.

>>336 You're a fucking genius coming up with that.

#1 So.....Why not?

#2
I can turn him into mince meat and cook him, so.. Why not?

>>338 I try.

The muffin frowned at your disbelief before muttering: I can turn him into mince meat and cook him, so.. Why not?

You can't kill and eat an innocent baby: The muffin frowned at your disbelief before muttering: I can turn him into mince meat and cook him, so...why not?

#5
Hey! You can't kill and eat an innocent baby: The muffin frowned at your disbelief before muttering: I can turn him into mince meat and cook him, so...why not?

#1
"But they are real!".

#2 They may be phantoms,...but they are real!

#3 Don't do that... they may be phantoms but they are real!

"Come on, stand still and don't do that... they may be phantoms... but they are real!"

"You're going to want to run, but come on, stand still and don't do that, they may be phantoms...but they are real!"

#1
lets eat!

He gave a sinister grin and said, "Let's eat!"

Like the Cheshire Cat he is, he gave a sinister grin and said, "Let's eat!"

You guys forgot to put numbers...
#4 Limbs and organs of who knows what, were presented beautifully on luxury plates,and he...like the Cheshire Cat he is,he gave a sinister grin and said,"Let's eat!"

>>351 Holy mother of god, way too fucking long, but.....Fuck it, let's go with it.

#5 Elegantly in his black suit, he carried food of limbs and organs of who knows what, were presented beautifully on luxury plates,and he...like the Cheshire Cat he is,he gave a sinister grin and said,"Let's eat!"

#1
It's true love!

#2 It's not what it looks like! It's true love!

#3

He sang blasphemous choruses of, "It's not what it looks like! It's true love!"

#4
Like the dope he is, he sang blasphemous choruses of "It's not what it looks like! It's true love!"

#5
The melodies were beautiful, but like the dope he is, he sang blasphemous choruses of "It's not what it looks like! It's true love!"

#1
A broken mirror.

I gazed into a broken mirror.

#2 As if mocking, it's a broken mirror.

>>360 Both you guys posted at almsot the exact same time, but I'll go from >>359.

#3
With a pierced heart and a cracked knuckle, I gazed into a broken mirror.

>>361 Well..... Damn

#4 Unbeknownst to those who cared, with a pierced heart and a cracked knuckle, I gazed into a broken mirror.

#5
Obvious to those who tried to ignore me, and unbeknownst to those who cared, with a pierced heart and a cracked knuckle, I gazed into a broken mirror.

#1
Oh god, it's everywhere!

#2 It's there, it's there, and it's here......Oh god, it's everywhere!

#3

Everywhere I look, I see Rule 34 displaying itself like a cheese trap for a mouse. I can't run and I can't hide, "It's there, it's there and it's here... Oh god, it's everywhere!"

Bumping this up for the pieface cult.

>>366 I don't think that follows the rules of 2-10 extra words...so???

Continuing from >>365

Pieface's amazing dick, it's there, it's there, and it's here...Oh, god, it's everywhere.

>>367 Holy fucking shit what is wrong with you

"The cheese" said Pieface's amazing dick, "it's there, it's there, and it's here...Oh, god, it's everywhere."

>>368 Embrace your amazing dick.

#5

"I fucked the cheese," said Pieface's amazing dick, "it's there, it's there, and it's here...Oh, god, it's everywhere."

#1 Ugh, can't Lovely make this shit PG 13?

#2 yaoi, yaoi everywhere, Ugh, can't Lovely make this shit PG 13?

i have no idea what im doing.

And the game is on.

#3
ignorance is bliss, but yaoi, yaoi everywhere, ugh, can't lovely make this shit PG 13?

>>370 you know you love it pieface

#4

Pieface is angry as he says, "Ignorance is bliss, but yaoi, yaoi everywhere, ugh, can't lovely make this shit PG 13?"

#5 After Lovely's horrible antics, Pieface is angry as he says, "Ignorance is bliss, but yaoi, yaoi everywhere, ugh, can't lovely make this shit PG 13?"


I am intentionally making Lovely the antagonist.

>>374 I'm the antagonist your low-budget film does't deserve.

Now, then, let's make sure the pieface cult can resurface! =)

#1

Pieface moaned.

#2 After being stabbed, Pieface moaned.

#3

He kissed his man thats why he was stabbed, After being stabbed, Pieface moaned.

sorry Pieface

>>377 Go kill yourself. I'm not continuing this shit

>>378 Later. im currently at work so that's not possible.

fuck you Captcha

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm starting to feel the heat

#4
you stupid mutt, he kissed his man that's why he was stabbed, after being stabbed, pieface moaned.

>>379 While on this site.......I can see why you're underground now.

Also, the captcha fucked you

>>179 Name: Diefonk !!e2ZY8mZl

I have tried to come up with a good response to what is going on here, but I have no idea what to say.

#5
The entire BBS was obsessed with a new scandal, when Pie-Pie was drunk once, he blurted out "I don't feel like admitting it, but Pieface is bae."

I dont know who you are, but you have my respect.

all credit goes to Pandy, Lovely and Neko.
Me and Barabi are now mwmbers if pieface cult. or are we?

>>382 pls ignore the typos.

#1
clown

>>384 NOO!! its not finished yet!!!

#5

Pieface stabbed him and whispered "you stupid mutt", he kissed his man that's why he was stabbed, after being stabbed, pieface moaned.

>>385 Now it is.

>>384 It was a clown.

#3

I didn't know it was a clown.

as much as i want to kill all clowns.. guess its called Coulrophobia. here i go

#4 Good thing is, I didn't know it was a clown.

>>385 ahhhh really sorry I thought the #5 before was for real.

>>388 I met with someone in private. Good thing is, I didn't know it was a clown.

We're finally back on track with the right numbers, SO DON'T FUCK UP ANYMORE

#1 so i killed all the clowns

>>391 I fucking hate you.

#2 I was pissed off, so i killed all the clowns.

#3 Because of you I was pissed off, so I killed all the clowns.

It's your fault, because of you I was pissed off, so I killed all the clowns.

#5
Since you interrupted my daily pie ritual, it's your fault, because of you I was pissed off, so I killed all the clowns.

#1 I.. I murdered the BBS Moon Warriors.

#2 It was I! I killed the BBS Moon Warriors.

#3 It wasn't him! It was I! I killed the BBS Moon Warriors.

#4 You think that it was him? It wasn't him! It was I! I killed the BBS Moon Warriors.

#5
I stand here with a blood soaked chainsaw and you think that it was him? It wasn't him! It was I! I killed the BBS Moon Warriors.

#1
For the love of pie.

#2

While Pieface had an orgy with the Pieface cult we all moaned, "For the love of pie."

>>401 wow.. it turned out gore..

>>403 oh gawd.. i had to delete mine because yours came in first XD

I was eating a pie at the back of the club While Pieface had an orgy with the Pieface cult we all moaned, "For the love of pie."

#4 My embarrassment for Pieface didn't stop me while I was eating a pie at the back of the club, while Pieface had an orgy with the Pieface cult, we all moaned, "For the love of pie."

Sadly, to my embarrassment for Pieface didn't stop me while I was eating a pie at the back of the club, while Pieface had an orgy with the Pieface cult, we all moaned, "For the love of pie."

#1 I fucking give up on you guys.

#2
Although I'm secretly loving it, I fucking give up on you guys.

#4

and then Pieface told the followers of his cult.. "Although I'm secretly loving it, I fucking give up on you guys"

>>410 You can't fucking count can you.

#4 He first read line after line of blasphemy, and then Pieface told the followers of his cult "Although I'm secretly loving it, I fucking give up on you guys"

#5

As he sighed in disdain, he first read line of blasphemy, and then Pieface told the followers of his cult, "Although I'm secretly loving it, I fucking give up on you guys."

#1
Rename this thread "Pieface Cult"

#2
Pieface shyly told his followers.. "Rename this thread "Pieface Cult""

#3 He didn't know what was going on as Pieface shyly told his followers.. "Rename this thread 'Pieface Cult'."



Kurosuke, learn grammar properly.

>>415 don't wanna.. bear with my english carabao..

#4

We were slightly turned on, because we didn't know that he didn't know what was going on as Pieface shyly told his followers, "Rename this thread 'Pieface Cult.'"

#5
As tsundere lovers, we were slightly turned on because we didn't know that he didn't know what was going on as Pieface shyly told his followers "Rename this thread 'Pieface Cult'"

#1 He was playing Undertale.

#2 Just after eating pie, he was playing undertale.

By getting spoiled by overly enthusiastic nerds just after eating pie, he was playing Undertale.

#4 She turned into a guy by getting spoiled by overly enthusiastic nerds just after eating pie, he was playing Undertale.

>>422 As she opened her computer, she turned into a guy by getting spoiled by overly enthusiastic nerds just after eating pie, he was playing Undertale.

#1 She is a hacker

#2 I know that she is a hacker.

#3 She's a spy and I know that she is a hacker.

#4 I wanted to marry her, but she's a spy and I know that she is a hacker.

#5 Everyone I knew said that I wanted to marry her, but she's a spy and I know that she is a hacker.

#1
Marriage by Pieface church.

#2 i was in that hell marriage by Pieface church

By force, I was in that hell marriage by Pieface church.

#4
Last night, by force, i was in that hell marriage by Pieface church

#5
I got married last night, by force, I was in that hell marriage by Pieface church.

#1 My wallet was stolen by pirates

#2 Before I even used any money, my wallet was stolen by pirates.

#3

As I walked to the checkout, before I even used any money, my wallet was stolen by pirates.

#4
I had found the perfect Hello Kitty kigurumi, but as I walked to the checkout, before I even used any money, my wallet was stolen by pirates.

#5
After hours of finding a gift for her, I had found the perfect Hello Kitty kigurumi, but as I walked to the checkout, before I even used any money, my wallet was stolen by pirates.

New word

#1
Cat

I ate a cat

#3

When I was bored, I ate a cat.

#4

I was walking in the street, when I was bored I ate a cat.

Whilst naked and continuing my morning fap, I was walking in the street and when I was bored I ate a cat.

New Word!

#1

Peppa Pig

#2

I have a dog called Peppa Pig

#3

My cat has been avoiding me because I have a dog called Peppa Pig

Ever since last week, my cat has been avoiding me because I have a dog called Peppa Pig.

#4

I told Snake quietly, "Ever since last week, my cat has been avoiding me because I have a dog called Peppa Pig."

#5

As I sat alone in my room I told Snake quietly, "Ever since last week, my cat has been avoiding me because I have a dog called Peppa pig."

#1

The power of the special!

I want the power of the special.

#3

Nobody knows that I want the power of the special.

#4 I am unsure anyone really exists because nobody knows that I want the power of the special.

#5

6/26/16, Entry no. 005768,
I am unsure anyone really exists because nobody knows that I want the power of the special.

Holy shit, that was perfect Ryukagoka.

#1 I'm living under a rock.

#2

With some of my imaginary friends, I'm living under a rock.

#3

Unaware that I am under the sea with some of my imaginary friends, I'm living under a rock.

#4

Hopefully, my wife is unaware that I am under the sea with some of my imaginary friends, I'm living under a rock.

5

While at my new home, I sent my friend a quick text; "Hopefully, my wife is unaware that I am under the sea with some of my imaginary friends, I'm living under a rock."

#1 It didn't take long for my wife to find me.

#2 I was hiding in the kitchen, it didn't take long for my wife to find me.

#3 On the day of our anniversary, I was hiding in the kitchen; it didn't take long for my wife to find me.

#4 It dawned on me agonizingly that my friends are imaginary except for my wife, so on the day of our anniversary, I was hiding in the kitchen; it didn't take long for my wife to find me.

#5 Reality struck, and it dawned on me agonizingly that my friends are imaginary except for my wife, so on the day of our anniversary, I was hiding in the kitchen; it didn't take long for my wife to find me.

#1 It’s been too long.

#2 The prodigal son has returned, it's been too long.

#3 After a pizza banquet, the prodigal son has returned, it's been too long.

#4 Past midnight, after a pizza banquet, the prodigal son has returned, it's been too long.

Over the mountains, past midnight, after a pizza banquet, the prodigal son has returned.

>>469 wheres the last part?

#5 In the middle of unknown village, past midnight, after a pizza banquet, the prodigal son has returned, it's been too long.

#1 Prodigal son overdosed.

#2 He made him drink 10 liters of vinegar, and in the end, the Prodigal son overdosed.

#3 To punish him, he made him drink 10 litres of vinegar, and in the end, the Prodigal son overdosed.

#4 In order to punish him, he made him drink 10 litres of vinegar, and in the end, the Prodigal son overdosed.

#5 The father was very angry with his son, and in order to punish him, he made him drink 10 litres of vinegar, and in the end, the prodigal son overdosed.

6# After the father saw what the son did. The father was very angry with his son, and in order to punish him, he made him drink 10 litres of vinegar, and in the end, the prodigal son overdosed.

#7 After his mother died, and after the father saw what the son did, the father was very angry with his son, and in order to punish him, he made him drink 10 litres of vinegar, and in the end, the prodigal son overdosed.

>>477>>476 Been a while since I've done this, but I think it stops after #5, guys.

>>478 they didnt know..

#1 NZPIEFACE does heresy!!

>>478 But we had such a good thing going!

#2 upon this day, NZPIEFACE does heresy.

Unbeknownst to his own cult, upon this day, NZPIEFACE does heresy.

>>480 Hey man, house rules are house rules. I keep the law. I am the law.
#4 The annals of history shall read that, unbeknownst to his own cult, upon this day, NZPIEFACE does heresy.

>>482 You ain't the law. You are Enigami. An enigmatic god.

#5 As the doctor predicted, the annals of history shall read that, unbeknownst to his own cult, upon this day, NZPIEFACE does heresy.

>>483 no. enigami is an amorphous blob.

#1 and its Enigami.

Snyper named the baby, and it's Enigami.

>>485 ... why?
Fine, I'll lean into the blitz.
#3 Chronos and Snyper had a baby, Snyper named the baby, and it's Enigami.
I've inadvertantly become what I loath: a damned shipper.

#4 After their marriage, Chronos and Snyper had a baby, Snyper named the baby and it's Enigami.

First of all. Da fuq? I'm a guy and so is Chronos, how would kids even work? HOW???

#5 Before the divorce, and after their marriage, Chronos and Snyper had a baby, Snyper named the baby and it's Enigami.

>>486 what the? But its Chronos and Namie..
(｡•́︿•̀｡)

And this turned out interesting lol..

#1
Tree finally did it.

>>489 Tree forced my hand, Kuro. I had to.
#2 After many months, Tree finally did it.

>>486 After Kuro put your name I just put the next dollar that I saw reads this thread, I dunno, I was bored.

#3 He revealed it, after many months, Tree finally did it.

>>488 Just imagine me being a cute girl~ ^_−☆

#4 A hidden secret for so long, he revealed it, after many months, Tree finally did it.

>>492 And now I need to bleach that image from my brain.

#5 After it was a hidden secret for so long, he revealed it, after many months, Tree finally did it.

Okay guys, let's have some more fun hahaha

#1 He loves Enigami.

#2 It was a lie that he loves Enigami.

#3 aces11™ told everyone it was a lie that he loves Enigami.

#4 It was quite true when aces11™ told everyone it was a lie that he loves Enigami.

Stealing 5 again. *laughs evilly*

#5 Not a single person thought it was quite true when aces11™ told everyone it was a lie that he loves Enigami.

#1 It is Rie.

#2 I know their name, it is Rie.

#3They are watching, but I know their name, it is Rie.

#4

I really dont know about it that they are watching, but I know their name, it is Rie.

>>499 who the heck is Rie? Explain yourself Tree.

>>502 Read the sentence below and you'll see the answer.

#5They created this thread, I really don't know about it that they are watching, but I know their name, it is Rie.

>>503 really didn't see that lol

#1

one of them, Is Chronos.

#2 Its trolls, one of them, is Chronos

#3 All of them, it's trolls, one of them, is Chronos

Best out of all of them, its trolls, one of them, is Chronos.

Of course the, best out of all of them, its trolls, one of them, is Chronos.

#1 So he just left.

#2 And so he just left.

#3 Jeremy got tired of his partner and so he just left.

#4 Oh my God, Cindy, Jeremy got tired of his partner and so he just left.

#5 Like, Oh my God, Cindy, Jeremy got tired of his partner and so he just left.

#1 SAUSAGE.

#2 I could go for some sausage.

#3 On the way, I could go for some SAUSAGE

#4 Dad, on the way, I could go for some SAUSAGE

#5 Hey, Dad, on the way, I could go for some SAUSAGE.

#1 What now?

#2

I just finished my sausage, What now?

Done, I just finished my SAUSAGE, what now?

#3

#4 Snyper said "Done, I just finished my SAUSAGE, what now?"

#5 And the lord Snyper said, "Done, I just finished my SAUSAGE, what now?"

#1 PRAISE THE SAUSAGE!

#2 I praise the SAUSAGE

#3 I praise the sun the same way I praise the SAUSAGE!

#4 On my honor, I praise the Sun the same way I praise the SAUSAGE!

#5 I swear on my honor I praise the Sun the same way I praise the SAUSAGE!

#1 Show me your SAUSAGE baby...

I want you to show me your SAUSAGE baby...

#3 So your telling me you have a sausage baby, then I want you to show me your SAUSAGE baby...

#4 NZPIEFACE, so your telling me you have a sausage baby, then I want you to show me your SAUSAGE baby...

>>532 ... and just who the fuck are you?
Great. Now I need a new trip.

#5 Say, NZPIEFACE, so your telling me you have a sausage baby, then I want you to show me your SAUSAGE baby...

>>533 just how easy is your trip??

#1
Im tired of this sausage thing

>>503 omg i've gone for so loooong time but you guys are so funny xD. Let me blow up this thread once again

#2
I will become a nugget because i'm tired of this sausage thing

I wanted to sing, but I will become a nugget because I'm tired of this sausage thing.

#4

it will be worthless. I wanted to sing, but I will become a nugget because I'm tired of this sausage thing.

It has been worthless in the past, so It will be worthless. I wanted to sing, but I will become a nugget because i’m Tired of this Sausage thing.

Questioning the past.
#6/#1

#2
He was questioning the past