This thread is about the classic My Immortal.

If you have not read, please do so here: http://myimmortalrehost2.webs.com/index.htm

The story is a Harry Potter fanfic and is one of the worst things ever written.
But it's also a trollololol, so it is wonderful for being so bad.

Give it a read.

I got as far as chapter 11, then had to take a break...
It is without a doubt the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. Is it some kind of joke? It's hard to believe someone could write something so hilariously retarded without intending to.
"...the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s or a steak" or,
"“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.”"
I almost fell off my chair laughing. Literally.

Dear god, I never get tired of looking at this piece of.... Well, I can't really say literature, since... well, it is really terrible.

I am proud to say that I have read ALL of it. I feel like this is one of those things that anyone aspiring to write should read, just to see how bad a story can be.

>>2 It's almost confirmed as a troll.

I will be posting the rest of this on Accents.

Anu, goddamn you for making me do this.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OR1W1RFMVo
http://dollars-bbs.org/random/res/1341984903.html#300

It's not a troll fic xD

The author, Tara, wrote it like so unintentionally, meaning she is actually a bad writer.

But it is really bad. I'm watching an animated version xD

There's a bunch of fanfics like these that are believed to be inspired by My Immortal.

An example of one is a fanfic called 'Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami'.

...Yep, Death Note.

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/Light-and-Dark-The-Adventures-of-Dark-Yagami

>>6 Considering many of her mistakes and some of her wording, I think she was actually a troll. She would switch from using larger words properly and spelled correctly to looking like a dyslexic had an epileptic seizure on the keyboard and published it. Plus, she once misspelled masturbate as masticate. That doesn't happen on accident.

>>5 Oh my goodness, am I dreaming?

This is the best thing ever.
You, sir, have earned yourself a place of power when I come to rule the world or whatever.

>>6 It's a troll. There is no way it's not.

>>8 TRUST ME. If I can write the word 'afterwords' while intending to write 'blushing', I'm sure she can write masticate instead of masturbate. I mean, she spelt it MASTABATE. It's funny to think some people don't realize it is possible a person just cannot write. Because they can. I know that for a fact.

>>9 Oh, it isn't. It's absolutely obvious that it isn't. I've read enough troll fics, and written enough troll fics, to know so.

>>10 How is it not?
You're not changing my mind here.

>>5 You know you love me.

>>10 You're not convincing me.

>>11 Agreed.

I read through all of this a while ago. It was a good laugh, I have to say. I made my friend do the voices for me.

bump because it's LIT and no one can stop me

Honestly, some of the best parts are the author's notes. Comedic gold.