Until someone says "The End" or "And they all live happily ever after" or something similar a story or rhyme won't end. So let's make our own twisted versions?
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Once upon a time there was a young girl who always wears a red hood.

The end.

WHAT A TWIST!

PAHAHAHAHA! Oh that made my day :'D

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All my lolz

[Ignoring Chrome's post...]

>>1 The red hood used to be white; that is, until it was dyed with her victims' blood.

>>6 The very first was a kind wolf she had met in the woods one day; he gave her directions back to the path when she strayed, and she stabbed him in the back as he turned to leave.

[Fairytaleception, anyone?]

>>7 After failing to clean his blood off her sleeve, she decided it didn't matter and continued on her journey. Incidentally, she strayed from the path once again and found three piglets making houses. Her stomache growling angrily, she went back to the wolf and cut off his skin, wearing it herself. Its blood seeped into her hood. In her new disguise, she went back to the spot where the piglets were building.

>>8 She felt the wolf's death was anticlimactic, so she decided to kick it up a notch and bellowed a blood-curdling howl into the air from a small thicket and watched the scene unfold. The pigs, panicked by the threat of the animal they most dreaded, ran into the only finished house, the one made of straw.

>>9 She smiled to herself amused at the pink things running about. She decided to feast on them as well. Knock, knock, knock. She gently rapped the door. The little pigs dared not open the door, nor even make a sound. "Please help," she cried. "I don't want the big bad wolf to eat me up."

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At first the piggies were suspicious, thinking it might be a trick, but the girl banged on the door, shrieking, "Please! He's going to eat me!" The bravest of the pigs dared to venture out, creeping towards the door and cracking it open ever so slightly to allow the scared little girl in.

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She smiled, pulling out a knife. She was hungry and she needed to eat. She drove it straight to the little pig's heart. It was time for a meal.

The two other pigs squealed in horror, running out the back to the hut made of sticks. They hid, shaking with terror, listening as their half dead brother was ripped apart and cooked over their family fire, not dying until his heart was finally pulled out. The girl filled his heart with straw and set it on fire; she placed it at the front door of the hut made of sticks, setting it aflame.

>>14 In moments the house was engulfed, and only one pig remained as he watched his brother squealing in horror as the flames consumed him. The final pig bolted out the window and upon realization that his brother's home was only half finished, turned on his heels and headed for the woods. But he never made it.

The pig collapsed in pain as the knife dug into his back. The last thing he heard before losing consciousness was Red, howling over her kill.

She laughed, it had been so easy to fool the little pigs. They were so gullible, and so tasty. As the blood ran down her face she grinned. As she finished with the pigs she swept off her cloak and dipped it in the blood pooled on the ground.

After re-cloaking herself, she went back to the trail in the woods and ventured on. When a certain amount of time had past, she saw a small house decorated with an abundance of candy and the of gingerbread was wafting in the air. Wanting some dessert after her feast on the pigs, she decided to enter the house.

>>18 [You goddamn ninja. Ironically, my post (>>19) was almost exactly the same :|]

She found herself surrounded by sugar and sweet things. A fat old lady soon came up to her, seeming quite happy. "Oh, Miss! Aren't you hungry?" The woman noticed the girl smelled strange, but she didn't realize the blood that dyed her cloak.

"Yes, ma'am. I would like to take some back for my grand mother, as well."

"Of course!" The fat woman sat her down at a table, serving her and serving her until she was stuffed. No matter how many times she asked to not be given anymore, more food was put on her plate. Shortly after, the woman suggested that she take a warm bath in a great kettle she was heating.

Of course, Little Red Riding Hood was not that stupid. She smiled and said, "I would love to." As the old woman neared the now boiling kettle, she dipped the woman's face straight into it. The fat woman tried to scream from the immense pain, but it was useless.

Red licked her lips at the thought of boiled grandma, it would be one of the best meals she ever had. Once the old lady stopped struggling she dumped her into the kettle so she could start cooking. As she waited for the woman to boil her eyes grew heavy, she yawned and glanced around the room, her eyes lighting on a small bed visible in the adjoining room. She decided to take a nap there while here next meal cooked.

The bed wasn't particularly comfortable, but she had a long day and slept for a while. By the time she woke up, the stench of boiled elderly limbs was strong in the air. She let the fire burn out and the kettle cool before ripping out each part of the old woman's body, making different recipes with each. She made a stew of arms, a large meat pie, and, of course, various "French delicacies" with the rest. By the time they were all out on plates, there was nothing left of the woman. It was around then that she heard a crunching sound outside.

She opened the door and peered out, finding a boy chewing on the candy the house was made of. "You're going to hurt your teeth doing that! Cavities are bad. I just made quite a bit of food, and I can't finish it myself. Would you like to join me?" The boy nodded in happiness, quickly skipping inside.

"Hey, doesn't it smell kind of funny?"

"It's French food. Of course it smells funny!" They joked and laughed about how annoying the French were, happily eating the delicious food. She grinned inwardly, amazed he never realized the truth...

As soon as they came, they left, going off into the woods. "I'm looking for my grandmother's house, actually. Do you think you could help me find it? I'm a bit lost."

The house he led her to was not the one she had hoped for, but instead the house of 7 kids. She thanked the boy and let him be.
She had a craving for goat.

She retrieved her wolf pelt quickly and made way to the house of the kids, observing as the mother left, explaining how she would greet them. Red snuck up, knocked three times, "Momma's home, kiddies, I forgot my shawl~" she sang.
The kids, asked to see her hoofed hand to reassure them. As surely no one could fake that.

And so, she left, to get Momma goat's front hoof.

"Where could mother goat be?" she thought as she randomly roamed the forests and the meadows. She spied on a mother goat picking up some little grass for her little kids to eat. "Are you the mother of the little goats on the house by the very big oak tree?"

Confused, the mother goat answered, "Why yes. Are they causing you any problem?"

"No, but, I noticed a big wolf trying to get in," she said looking all concerned.

"What?" cried the worried mother goat. However, as soon as the mother goat turned around, she stabbed the goat's back,and cut off the goat's hoof.

She decided, that the kids would be more tender and delicious than their mother so she left the corpse in the woods as she skipped back to the house. It was with great anticipation that she skipped up the path and once again knocked on the door. "I'm back, my children," she sang. "Open the door for mommy."

The kids once again requested her to show a hoof, this time Red was prepared. She covered her arm with her cloak and stuck out the hoof. The eldest kid was suspicious of the cloak. "Mother," he said, "I don't remember you having a red cloak when you left earlier."

"Of course you don't, darling, I found it in the woods, isn't it a lovely colour?" Red was beginning to tire of the conversation.

"That's an odd place to find a cloak," insisted the kid.

Red sighed and quickly thought of an answer.

Just read the Brothers Grimm

>>27 Or the original Fairy Tales, they were meant to be dark, to actually teach morals. But this is more fun.

>>26 "A young child dropped it. She was quite a ways ahead of me, and when I got to the cloak, she was gone. So I came back to grab my shawl which I left at home, so I can search for the girl and not get cold on the way back."

It was a plausible enough story, but the eldest kid still didn't budge. Something was up, and he knew it.

"You were gone for quite a while since the last time you knocked. Why did you leave when we last asked you to show us your hoof?"

Red froze. That statement told her that despite her efforts to trick them, the eldest knew she was an imposter.

Then the eldest child pulled out a dagger and stabbed Red in the neck. He gave no mercy.The younger siblings transformed into hairy wolves, and the eldest child ordered the childeren to devour Red's insides.

Just as the little wolves reached for Red's stomach, a blue shimmer of sparkles and glittery smoke was in sight. A lady with fairy wings and a pale blue dress with electric blue eyes appeared from the smoke.

Suddenly, her eyes appeared to be scarlet red.The woman's eyes rolled to the back of her head,and she chanted an incantatian. The wolf siblings and the eldest child were gradually turning into RABID KANGAROOS and the transformation was finished.The blue lady and the siblings stared at Red frozen with terror.

Red grinned, feeling too accomplished to feel shocked. She held her neck tight, the bleeding quickly stopping. "Aw, it might leave a scar." Of course, the wound didn't take long to heal. "Such silly little kids."

The sparkling woman in blue looked at Red, angry. "What are you doing? I thought we agreed you would stop this! Leave these little ones alone! I've punished them enough, Miss, and it's time you leave."

"Perhaps you shouldn't have saved me, then?" Red's eyes momentarily switched to red, as well. "You know I can handle myself." The fairy winged woman faded away, slipping back into the darkness. She couldn't disobey her master, after all. Red pulled her cloak off her head, her now bright red eyes showing strong. She laughed hysterically as the kangaroo children exploded, one by one, covering her further in their dark blood.

After a few more minutes of laughing, her eyes switched back. She licked the blood off her fingers, now tired. Why did she waste such energy on them? She was also angry that she had wasted such good food - Red was above scavenging their pieces off the ground. She pulled her hood on, a bit melancholy as she turned to go elsewhere.

Soon she came to an empty cottage, she peaked into the window to find bowls of porridge sitting on the table. Red wrinkled up her nose, she hated porridge. However, the presence of the porridge meant that someone lived there.

Red slipped into the cottage through the unlocked back door and found her way to the kitchen. She tasted the porridge to find it still warm. Good, she thought, that means they'll be back soon for their breakfast.

Red yawned, she was tired from fighting with the kids. She stretched and went looking for the bedroom. Upon finding it, she lay down in each of the beds, deciding which was most comfortable. The third bed won and she drifted off into oblivion.

Red started to hear growling and snarling sounds in her sleep.Groggily, she woke up and went into the kitchen to see if the porridge was still there. Red saw that the porridge laid untouched at the wooden table. She dipped her finger into the biggest bowl from the three to find it cold.
"Huh. The people should have been back by now." stated Red curiously." She went to investigate outside.

Red went out through the back door and into the woods, seeming that it would be the most suspicious place for three people to disappear.

In the woods, she did not find three people but bears. They were laying face down on the grass."I don't have to waste any time on them. I'll have a good supper today." Red skinned the bears and roasted their insides to perfect shades of golden brown. She put the skins inside her cloak to use for later.

Red walked west deeper into the forest with a full stomach.From what she could see, there was a huge castle in sight.She ran towards it and went to see what adventures lay next for her in that mysterious castle.Red crossed over the moat and into the mansion castle."It must be her!" A voice called out. "Don't be stupid, of course it's not HER." said a different voice. "It might be that the Master,the Beast,will never find love before all the petals fall off." Red grinned mischieviously. A beast? Sounds like a good snack for lunch, not a love interest.

Red continued to search the castle, looking for the place the voices came from. All she found were dark walls and shadowed corners of the castle. She finally came upon a large door that looked different from the rest. It's frame disfigured and long claw marks going every which way.

A smile crept across her face and she pushed on the door, her eyes ajusting to the dark as she stepped into the room. It was pitch black until she found there was something else in there, a dim light at the back of the big room. She strode across the darkness and as she came upon the glowing figure on the table, she looked at the rose with curiosity.

"Dont touch that!" a low growl came from across the room, back by the door. Red turned slowly, her fingers leaving a flaked, red trailing across the white table cloth.

"You mean....this?" She tilted her head to the side and ran her fingers up the glass that incased the flower.

"Dont touch it!" The voice became a howl and a dark figure came running at her. She quickly lifted the vase off the table and held it above her head. the figure stopped right infront of her and she smirked.

"Lets see... what shall I do now?" she lifted the glass off the rose and dropped it to the floor with a shattering sound. she held the rose to her lips and it began to glow a blood red instead of a soft pink.

"Please... don't..." the voice was a low growl, desperate. Red simply laughed and pulled a pettle off the rose, her eyes glowing red.

"Don't what?" She pulled another petal slowly, watching it's glow dim and die as it fell to the floor.

"Stop it!" The figure stepped toward her but she stepped back.

"Why would I?" She smiled cruely, happy at the torture she was inflicting. She lifted the rose again and began ripping the petals off.

due to what red has done the dark figure revealed it and summoned the alphabet warriors.

"KILL HER!" the dark figure said. it revealed it self and glared on red saying "I am going to torture you until u begged for your death!"

the alphabet warriors swiftly dashed to Red and gleefully stabbed her. as the dark figure(pinochio) laughs hysterically, red glowed while levitating her injuries immediately healed. once again red's eye turned into crimson red flinching everyone, she chanted an ancient spell and materialize a sword.

"You think you would scare me with that!" says pinocchio.
Red smirked disturbingly.
"hurry up and kill her!" said pinocchio to the alphabet warriors.
red instantly destroyed all warriors and chopped pinochio into pieces. red thought of making pinochio into a firewood so she insert some of the wood into her bag and proceeded to go deeper into the castle.
as red is walking she went near a steel door. she noticed blood stains on the corner of the door and entered. red smirked, a devilish but gleeful smirk, for she has found a treasure place, a haven, a toy room, but for others it is hell for it is obviously a torture room.
as she rub her face to an iron maiden she heard a cry nearby, she looked into an another steel door. red got interested and held the doors handle seemingly opening it. what she saw shocked her.

>>35 I originally meant for it to be Beauty and the Beast,but oh well. Now it's Pinocchio.

There was an exact copy of her, pinned on the wall with shackles. She looked like her, except perhaps a little bit untidy, but still looking like her nonetheless. Blood poured out from the girl's wounds. She was tortured, and tortured horribly. Some pieces of her flesh hung from her limbs, like pieces of meat for smoking.

She looked at herself curiously. A manic grin filled her red lips. This was going to be fun.

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she was still thinking why she has to be the one that will endure this pain .

"help me." the girl chain to the wall whispered.

Red considered her options. The girl could be a big help, but she also didn't know if she could trust the girl.

"What's your name?" Red finally asked the girl.

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"I-I'm Ruby," the girl on the wall said. "Please, please just get me off this wall."

Red walked up to the girl and ran her fingers over Ruby's face. Red put a single index finger under the girl's chin and raised her head so Ruby was forced to look directly into her eyes. Ruby trembled under her double's gaze.

"What would be in it for me? Why would I want to help you?" Red asked.

Ruby swallowed, then forced herself to look Red directly in the eye. "I'm your only chance at making it out of here alive."

"My only chance of making it out alive?" Red asks while trying not to laugh "What could be so bad that i need the help of a injured girl like you?"

"Th-that!" Ruby says pointing at something behind Red.

Red slowly turns around and gasps.

A huge dragon was sleeping on the ground as it was snoring. Red was quite shocked at the dragon`s sudden appearance and Ruby said "The dragon will appear as long there is someone who entered this house".

Red agreed to Ruby`s deal and Ruby said in order to defeat the dragon Ruby`s must be fed to the dragon to poison it and it was also for that reason Ruby was captured.

Ruby was released and she drop a bit of her blood to the dragon`s mouth while it was snoring and by the time it wakes up,
the dragon was already coughing up blood and soon after, it died with massive amount of blood lost and being poisoned.

Red remember that she heard a story from her mother which was killed by Red that bathing the dragon`s blood shall gives fast wound healing which heals any wound except for old ageing and a sudden death wounds.

Red bathed herself with the dragon`s blood and Ruby asked after she arrived, "Why would you bathing yourself with the dragon`s blood?", and Red says that she enjoys it. Ruby tried to not to questioning Red`s suspicious answer and get on with it.

By the time they went out, Red suddenly felt a cold, piercing pain from her back and saw Ruby pierced her using a knife and Ruby said that she got it from the torture equipment located in the basement while Red was bathing herself.

However instead a scream, a maniacal laughing sound was heard from Red`s mouth and when she sees Red`s face Ruby suddenly trembled and she hear, "From this, it must be your first kill which means you are inexperienced enough as I am...".

Red pulled the knife from her back and stabbed Ruby`s heart using the knife and Ruby asked, "You should be dead by now?" and Read answer "You must been trapped in there for too long that you don`t know anything about the dragon...". By the time Red finished her talk, Ruby collapsed. Red continue her journey as she don`t want to face any more trouble facing other unknown thing in that castle.

After a while, Red stumble across an old woman who named herself politely as Maleficent the Witch...

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Geh... Why (T^T) ¿?

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Does anybody else think that red gotten reeeaally bad after that fairy came outta no where and never came back? Can someone please say the end!
Regardless...
Maleficent was a real old lady, who had a hump of a camel and looked as fragile as a rose, too bad she wasn't pretty like one. "What is your name little girl?" Maleficent asked with a mischievous grin.
Instead of saying her real name she replied, "Ruby. My name is Ruby." For she remember her grandma always telling her to never give out her name to strangers, especially witches. "I'm actually lost, can you help me find my way back home?"
The witch placed her finger on the wart on her nose, and pondered lengthily. "Oh Ruby, my dear. I am a witch, I can tell you that your house lay out yonder." The witch cried as she pointed at the direction behind Red.
However Red, did not look in that direction, for she knows from her Grandmother to never let your eyes stray from strangers, especially witches. "Will you not look?" The witch ask.
"No ma'am, I have been through that path, there is nothing but wolves and pigs." Red said, her gazed fixated on the crevices of her skin.
"I'm sorry, little girl. My powers grow weaker as I age, please accept this apple from me as an apology," The witch said with her bony, shaky hand stretched towards red.
Red simply shook her head, for she knows from her Grandmother to never take gifts from strangers, especially witches. "I will not take your gift. You see, I have a bad tooth that hurts whenever I bite. Would you like to see?" Red opened her mouth to show her teeth.
The witch inch closer to Red so that her wart was as close as the space between Red's teeth. "Ruby, my dear, I do not see the hurting tooth. Where is it?"
Red thrusts forward and stabbed Maleficent the Witch, with a dagger made from the wolf's fang. "Here is my tooth, it hurts doesn't it?"

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Wow... the story is getting more chronicle-like and getting more interesting.

Wonder what next...

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The withc finally bled out and died so Red continued on her way.
A few minutes later she came upon a very high tower. Curious she went to the door but it was locked.

Red knocked on the door multiple times. There was silence. By this time of the day, it was beggining to grow dark so she knew there must be someone home.

*beginning

"Hello? Is anyone home?" Red called out. No one answered.
"Can you please let me in? I'm just a poor girl and it's dangerous in the woods at night. Could I stay for the night?" Still, no one answered.
"Curses!" She paced around the bottom of the tower for quite some time. She looked up while she was pacing and saw a small window with a ledge. With a grin, she now knew how to get in.

She climbed onto anything she could grasp on the wall until she finally reached the window. As she crept through the tower, she heard footsteps from across the room, in the closet.

Suspicions arose,
From the sounds that she heard,
"Footsteps in the closet?",
"I must be fatigued"..

Walking ahead, she carefully wandered,
when she got closer, she finally realized,
The closet was locked, but the sounds were real.

The room was dark, but she could well see,
That the closet had, but only a lock.
The closet glowed dimly,
Where runes were engraved,
Which meant to her,
That something was sealed.

Nearing the closet, the sounds stopped.
The being in the closet knew she was there.
With blade in hand she sliced the lock,
When split in two, the runes disappeared.

Preparing herself,
She knew the being was aware,
And Red knew they both knew,
They were there.

The moment she thought, that thought,
The closet burst open,
But all there was,
Was a little small doll.

A rough doll made from stones,
Barely resembling the human shape.
A doll of stones, which glowed like the closet,
It suddenly grew, to the size of Red.

Smiling, Red stabbed the doll,
But the stone effigy, did not move,
Instead to her, utter surprise,
Her blade was embedded, in the stone doll.

The glowing runes, twisted and turned,
Forming the same twisted smile,
It copied from Red.
It then occurred,
To Red, that is,

That she had found ,a friend indeed.
A friend that, could not die,
But learn and copy, her every move.
In her delight,
Red split her red cloak,
Thus the two friends,
Had a red hood.

They then searched the house,
For the one who had sealed,
The red-hooded stone doll,
In the locked closet.

Tower*, not house (at the end) I knew I misread something.

They wondered through an endless amount of rooms. Most bare but oddly clean, others overflowing strange things that even Red had never seen in her journeys. The rooms ranged in different shapes and sizes. Some rectangular, square shaped, others circular and even some with five and sometimes even more corners. They searched every room they saw but all of them never had evidence of a human presence.
Ruby stopped for a moment, pulling out an old pocket watch that her grandmother had given her as a congratulations for her first kill. Her grandmother had said that it would never lie to Red for she had bounded the watch to her. It told Red that it was already late afternoon, night having already passed and gone long ago. And yet they still had not finished searching the tower. Red felt like they had barely searched it. It was like an endless maze that lead to nowhere.
Red blinked and narrowed her eyes. She showed it to her new friend, who she had yet to name, and explained what she found out.
Her friend blinked and narrowed it's eyes as well, mirroring her to Red's delight.