I mostly came here to complain

Dear mom,
Coca cola and ketchup does not equal barbecue sauce. Your pulled pork is disgusting and makes the bread soggy, and I literally gag. Stop trying to shove that shit down my throat.

Who in the world would make such a combination gross lol

That sounds so horrible! Haha!

Don't eat bitter melon. It's so bad and bitter you'll cry. But apparently it has good nutrients... Eat at your own risk.

>>1
The sauce need some type of heat like chipotle or sauté spicy pepper, some sauté onion, a splash of vinegar. Have it all reduce.

>>1
Oh god, do I need to call CPS?

On that note, she needs to mix ketchup with some brown sugar and some ground up spices. Then it might not make you throw up.

No cola tho. Cola is for drinking only.

>>4 i hate avocados... (no offense)

>>7 it's ok :')

Wow, that's almost as bad as my grandma.

My grandma's cooking is awful. Tastes bland, doesn't fill you up.

Thats why you should learn to cook yourselves B)

how do you know how your grandma tastes????

Her cooking, not HER.