I love bananas, but I always avoid eating them at lunch because I look awkward. Any tips on how to eat a banana without looking awkward?

break it off and eat it

what kind of banana are you eating!?!?!?

Do not chew it. Slowly put it into your mouth, with your lips forming an "o" shape. Don't forget plenty of eye contact!

/joke

idk, what >>2 said.

If you have a knife, then just cut it in small slices and eat it like that.

wear your sunnies and eat it B| #swag

Don't worry, Japan's got you covered.
NSFW, I guess.

Seriously though, I just eat it the normal way. The fact that the first thing you do after peeling is bite off the tip should negate any weird connotations.

You know, unless you're into that...

>>7 Very kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You put your swag shades on and you eat that banana like a boss!
*explosions everywhere in the background*

Hope that helps~ lol

Deepthroat it! That's what I do XD

I tear the top off bit by bit until it is gone...

you have to lick it like a lollipop

eat it sideways

>>13 I like this idea lol.

>>2 Has the right idea

Bring I knife with you and cut it into slices

Keep sucking on it until people start starring then stick the whole thing in you mouth and start chewing.

I always break it in half after peeling. Then just eat the halves normally. Nothing sexual about that.lol

LMAO!Don't worry about it....I get weird looks from people when I eat a banana in public too XD

meh, always do it to look sexually but actually eat it normal, and that'd make others think they're real durty or you're very sexy or can make amazing blowjobs......XD I can hardly not lmfao every time I eat a banana in public.....not to mention when I'm with my friends.....we're so durty.......XDXDXD

Just eat it. Who cares?

I have a huge fear of bananas. No joke. Every time I see or smell them I start to have a panic attack. o_o And yeah, I end up crying in a corner and it doesn't matter where I am.

I'm allergic to bananas, so you can say that I'm EXTRA straight.

suck it hard

Try eating it on small bites so that it won't give any appearance of awkwardness. Or try using a fork on it.

>>25
that would make it more awkward...

If you slice it before you bring it to work or whatever you can eat it in slices or if you want you can even mix it with other things for extra flavour!

deep throught it

I have eaten hundreds of bananas in my life, and have never had trouble with it. Here's my way, I hope it helps:
1. don't think of penises
2. take a bite of your banana
3. chew (this part's important, choking is bad)
4. swallow, repeat

>>29

(squeezing in a step between 1 and 2). Check to see if there's any worms wringling around inside. No kidding I had that experience and fricken threw the banana a mile after I saw it.

Not about the actual consumption of bananas but if you need help peeling them you are reading the right reply. Peel them from the bottom, it won't smoosh the top like peeling from the stem sometimes does.

@Axel Hish
however, directly trying not to think of it as a penis will make you think even more that it resembles a penis.

Really, just don't let it bother you.

But if you want to be ridiculous about it, break the banana in half (that would hurt like hell, lmao) or eat the banana with the side of your mouth.

Dip it in nutella, smear it over your chest, drool on it.
Then open your mouth, hold the banana above your mouth. wait till it drips into your mouth. Than grab the banana pulp with your strong hand, throw it at the nearest guy looking at you. beat him up with your weaker hand-which should be holding the remaining banana. If he beats you back, you go home you pussy. If you beat him up take the remaining banana and eat it skin,root and all. Now you won't look awkward eating that banana like a slooty whore.

hold the banana beneath the table, then use your other hand to take 1/4 of the banana then eat it. so that no one knows that you are eating a banana and so that it wouldn't look awkward

Mhm ;3

Break it into chunks and eat the chunks, it'll take away the akwardness.

suck on them to make it last longer.

cut up the banana into slices then eat it
like this

You got time to cut it at work?
and if its pre cut its not gonna be fresh.
So many problems aaaaaah.

Don't think, just eat.

eat from the side??

Ugh! Just eat it

What i do is just take peices with ur hand and eat it..... if that does not work then the people u eat around r weird for staring

Just eat it, but don't make eye contact with anyone.

Hoestly I would just eat it normally. If someone stared, I'd down as much as I could in one bite, swallow, lick my lips and blow them a kiss while maintaining full eye contact. Howeer,if this isn't your style then I suggest cutting it up or breaking off bites with your fingers.

How to eat a banana:

Step 1: Peel the banana.

Step 2: Cut if you wish to do so.

Step 3: Open your mouth. (The big hole in your face.)

Step 4: Bite down with each part of your face hole.

Step 5: Chew it.

Step 6: Swallow the chewed banana.

Step 7: Take another bite.

Step 8: Get laughed at by your friend.

Step 9: Your friend points out that penises are a thing.

Step 10: You realize penises are a thing to.

Step 11: Make a stupid thread.

Step 12: Wait for sarcastic person to post on said thread.

Final Step: Don't listen to these steps.

You cut it up and you put it on a peanut butter sandwich with toasted bread.

My sis does that too, just break it off piece by piece.

Take a quick bite with your teeth.

Peel it, then take a bite. If with friends, then look them in the eyes.

Set it on fire and eat the melted remains. (j)

Pull off a piece and eat that piece

Use a knife and cut it into slices before you eat it :)

set it on fire huh... that sounds good :3

>>54 That's what I do too! (jk) ;D

>>54 B-b-b-b-b....BANANA SAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

NANABA NUUUUU ;-;

One does not simply eat a banana without looking weird

This is how, you own it. If you're eating a banana in public and someone looks at you funny, make it the most awkward experience ever for them. I'm talking full, unbroken eye contact, and the occasional groan.

Eat one upside down.

try cutting it up or breaking off pieces as you eat it. Otherwise you're just going to have to own up to it and ignore people.

What are you deepthroating the banana? Because I'm pretty sure that's not how you do it.

Chug it.
Hole in one.
Home Run.
Down the rabbit-hole.
Now-You-See-Me-Now-You-Don't.
All swallow, no wallow.
You're welcome

Lol this thread has been around for months I think akase has gotten a useable answer at this point and now we're all just trying to see who can come up with the most messed up way to eat it heh

Break off pieces and eat them. That's the baet way without having idiots around you snicker like fools. Break off pieces with one hand hold with other etc.

*best

You have to put it deep in your mouth and moan loudly.

Hahaha! I've experienced feeling awkward eating a banana in school as well, that was when I was fifth grade. I strongly suggest you not to mind them and you'll get used to it

Lmao Yas

Eat it sideways lol.

Damn i feel ya bro xD

You can break parts off and eat them, instead of shoving it into your mouth.

shove it all the way down your throat.

This is still funny in 2016.

you avoid all contact with humans after eating the said banana

Don't really touch the banana wid ur lips just use ur teeth and take quick small bites >_<

I laughed so hard when I saw this. Why is this question still so funny for me-

but here.

you eat and then if anyone try's to be a jerk flip them off that is my style but if you don't want to do that then cut it up into pieces

XD I can't get over the fact that this thread is still alive