well... since i can't cook can somebody give me a very very simple recipe for me to learn? food or drinks it doesn't matter as long as it's edible :D



Thank you, Momoi~

Easy Banana Dessert

Ingredients:
1x Cream Cheese (Bar)
4x Bananas
1 tsp Vanilla Extract
5-10 tbsp Turbinado Sugar

Process:
Throw cream cheese into a bowl
Heat for 10 seconds or until soft
Add 5-10 tbsp of sugar, depending on how sweet a dessert you want
Peel the bananas; throw them into the bowl
Mash the bananas and cream cheese with a spoon
Continue to stir and mash
Eat

Edit:
Add Vanilla Extract BEFORE adding sugar

Edit 2: You can replace the bar of Cream Cheese with a small container of Ricotta Cheese.

Cold Matcha (Green Tea) "Latte"

Ingredients:
2 tsp Matcha Powder
1-4 tsp Powdered Sugar
3-7 tsp Water
10 oz Milk (Unflavored Whole/Reduced Fat/Almond/Coconut/etc)

Process:
Into a glass container, add 1 tsp of Matcha Powder
Add 1-4 tsp of Sugar, depending on how sweet you want the beverage to taste (MC recommends 2 tsp)
Mix the Sugar and Matcha
Carefully add 1 tsp of Water to the mixture
Stir - the result should be a green goop
Add 1 more tsp of Water and stir - Adding the water like this helps to prevent clumping
Repeat slowly until all of the green goop has blended into a uniform liquid
Add Milk ounce by ounce, stirring vigorously
Done properly, the beverage should bear a color similar to that of Shamrock Shakes
Sip

Edit #3 to Easy Banana Dessert: Wrote "Turbinado Sugar" where "Powdered Sugar" would serve more effectively

>>5 whoa u sure know how to cook >< thx btw.. do u still have more?

cause it's kinda hard for me to find those ingredients.. ><

>>6 I like to experiment, but I have a lot to learn about the culinary arts. I do have more recipes, but they have a greater level of complexity than the two I have provided. Do you feel comfortable using a stove and/or oven?


For Hot Cocoa: See Cold Matcha (Green Tea) "Latte"

Replace Matcha Powder with:
3 tsp Regular Cocoa Powder
1 tsp Dark Cocoa Powder

Double the Sugar

Add 1/4 tsp Vanilla Extract to Brown Goop BEFORE adding Milk
Stir

Heat Milk to desired temperature

>>6 Also, you're welcome!

>>9 okay then.. i'll try to ask my parents bout this.. maybe they can help ><

Recipe for: Scallion Pancakes (My favourite snack time food)

What you need:
- Scallion, chopped
- Flour
- Water
- Soya sauce
- Salt
- Oil
- Frying pan

1. Mix flour + water until you get a sort of creamy soup texture. The amount depends on you.
2. Add soya sauce and salt to your liking. Depends how salty you want. Just season them.
3. Add the chopped scallions and stir all the ingredients together. Now you have your pancake batter.
4. Oil your pan, then use a large spoon to scoop up the batter and fried it on the pan.
5. Fried both sides until crispy and slightly brown.

Here's a picture, in case you wanna know how it looks like:
http://p-fst1.pixstatic.com/51b09c1374c5b675ac000c20._w.540_s.fit_.jpg

>>10 Okay. Here is a recipe that requires your stove.

Egg "Fried" Rice

Ingredients:
1 cup Rice* (Instant/Otherwise - MC recommends Otherwise)
*Note: 1 cup Rice is measured prior to cooking - Cooking rice increases its volume
2-3 Eggs (depending on how "saucy" a dish you want - MC recommends 2)
1/4 Stick of Butter
2x 1/2 cup Soy Sauce
1 oz Mirin (Sweetened Culinary Rice Wine)
1 tsp Garlic Powder (Alternatively: 1 tbsp Garlic, minced)
1 tbsp Onion Powder (Alternatively: 1/2 Red Onion, chopped)
1 tbsp Sesame Seeds
1/2 Bell Pepper, chopped (Optional - Adds depth, color, and nutrients)
1 tsp Oyster Sauce (Optional - Adds depth and Asian flavor)
2-3 tsp Sriracha Sauce (Optional - Adds heat)
(For several of these ingredients: Check Foreign Foods aisle)

Process:
Cook Rice and set aside
Heat a large skillet to Medium-High
Add 1/4 Stick of Butter to skillet - It should start melting immediately
Crack 2-3 Eggs (one at a time) and add them to the skillet - Use the edge of a shell to pierce the yolks
Wait until Eggs turn partially white
Reduce heat to Medium-Low - For electric stoves: Remove skillet entirely
Add 1/2 cup Soy Sauce
Mix Soy Sauce and Eggs - this should break the cooking eggs, resulting in small white pieces (tan with the soy sauce)
Add 1 oz Mirin and stir
Optional: Add 1 tsp Oyster Sauce
Optional: Add 2-3 tsp Sriracha Sauce
Add 1 tsp Garlic (Powder or Minced)
Add 1 tbsp Onion Powder (Or 1/2 Onion, chopped)
Optional: Add 1/2 Bell Pepper, chopped
Add 1 tbsp Sesame Seeds
Mix and return skillet to Medium Heat, stirring regularly
Add 1 cup cooked Rice* to skillet
*Note: This refers to the full amount of rice that you have cooked, which was 1 cup prior to being cooked
Add 1/2 cup Soy Sauce
Mix and stir on Medium Heat until Eggs are fully cooked
Serve hot

>>12
Forgot to put my name on that!

Recipe for: Peanut Butter Banana Toast (Difficulty level: Zero)

What you need:
- Peanut butter
- Banana
- Bread
- Microwave

1. Spread your peanut butter on a bread, and toast it in the microwave. (or oven, whatever you have to toast)
2. While waiting for the bread to toast, cut the banana.
3. After that, just put the banana on top of the peanut butter toast, there you have it! Done!

Here's how it looks like: http://400caloriesorless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pbtoast.jpg

http://www.tastehongkong.com/recipes/steamed-eggs-how-to-make-them-smooth-is-no-secret/

Here's another one of my favourite recipe. Steam egg.
You can even make chawanmushi by adding mushroom, chicken, salty egg or century egg. The choices are wide.

>>14 whoaaa.. thx.. that looks good.. i'll try it later XD

>>15 thx to u too XD

hey, I recently made a black sesame pudding and it's really simple^^

http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/08/black-sesame-and-honey-pudding-no-bake-panna-cotta.html

>>18 okay.. thankies XD

Badeleos also known as empanada - Get a pack of pepe disk
1. Let it defrost after storing it in freezer.
2. Preheat meats or frozen veggies if you want that in there. (Anything you like really)
3. Store some of the food onto the pepe patties enough to fold it. Then flatten it gently on both sides and fork smash the edge with the tips as well make sure it doesn't break do the same on other side.
4. Use cornola or olive oils I recommend in a small pot or pan leave it in frying then take it out to cool it down.

Very simple quick meal and a simple portion to eat. If you never made that. It should look like this though.

>>20 where can i get those pepe patty?

>>21 They're at like those regular Supermarkets in the fridges like how you get french-fries or frozen veggies.

>>22 okay.. thx~

here is a good energetic banana (or any fruit you like) juce for every morning :
in the night, slice a banana (exemple), after peeling it, and put it in the fridge for the night.
in the morning , take those banan pieces, put them with some yayourt and milk in the mixer. and you re done ! :D
dont put too much milk, otherwise it would not look like a milkeshake ;)
bonne appetit !

a super simple 'w' :
-weapons you : chantilly , chocolate powder , a pot/glass/ect.

put chantilly into the pot , then put the chocolate powder to your dose , and enjoy your meal :D (you can add another food , ex : fruits , candy , ect. )

sorry for my english I'm french o/

>>1 Dude. Didn't Chef Jack already create a legit recipe thread?

>>26
Different purpose - he wanted culinary advice; this OP wants easy recipes.

>>27 Okay, but that would still leave this http://dollars-bbs.org/food/res/1355354588.html and 10+ other food recipe threads, four of which are other people asking for easy recipes, so this is still a big time duplicate.

In fact, this board needs some major cleaning... All together there are 32 threads asking for recipes when they should've all been put into one.