After many years of testing in the lab, I have successfully created a formula that will help predict your next disaster!(I give you the back story later my fellow)

So there's two things you'll experience in this world, shit and favours.

If you give someone a favour, you WILL get the favour back.
If someone does you a favour, you MUST give it back.(otherwise you get shit down the track)

If you give someone shit, you WILL get the shit back.
If someone gives you shit, you SHOULD give it back. If not, you will receive a favour (down the track).

Okay you still with me? Good.

So this formula is very much followed, but if it was all this time, how did we get shit? So now let's go all the way to Adam and Eve with their 4 kids, 2 sons and 2 daughter. Each daughter married a son and stuff and sex and blah blah blah blah and now we're her! But waaaiiiiiiiiit! Let's rewind. So apparently one daughter was pretty and one wasn't so, with one of the sons. So the son that got the not-so-pretty one got jealous of his other brother who got the very-pretty one. Errrmegawwwwwwd he kills his brother! *blood splatters*

And this is how the formation of shit began. So now you got a history and psychology lesson. Ain't that interesting kids?

Should go to random. And there is nothing in there that you are asking fir help. Nor is this a grand advice
/sage

hmm i see where you're coming from my pupil. and when you mention 'should' i take it you really like my idea! by the way id like to think of this as 'life advice'. but if you insist mr.denkins.....i'll put it in random! ta taaa!

......Am not gonna bother trying to tell my true view on this. If i see this thread anew again, maybe i will.
/sage