For all you intellectuals, next time someone lies to you say:
"That lie shall lie so heavy on my sword
That it shall render vengeance and revenge
Till thou the lie-giver and that lie do lie
In earth as quiet as thy father's skull" (Richard II 4.1.67-70).

(I've been reading this stupid play for the last hour and a half, but had to stop to share that brilliance)

Agreed.

Since i don't want this thread to becoe=me a shitty thread, I now appoint this thread a thread where people can post the hilarious comebacks found in Shakesperean Literature as well as literature of the same sort. I think I'll start reading it for fun, so I can keep it up.