For writers, this has been a simple and fun exercise for years. It's simple; write a short story in six words. Here is a common example; "For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn."

In order to better grasp the concept, here's a site full of examples: http://www.sixwordstories.net

Here is the First thread

Six man energy in one adolescent.

Why are there two of these?

>>3
First one was a total fail.

>>4

That flow went off the chain.

So.....tired. Closing eyes, good night.

The grave was one foot long.

School is educational, Work is life.

Life's a lie, Death is truth.

Dogs are a mans best friend.

Truth hurts, so does your stupidity

Love is pain, why is that?

Sugar sweet, gumball treats, lets eat!

The book of life is yours.

Follow your dreams, you'll find happiness.

Friends are irreplaceable, as is Family.

Marriage isn't a curse, it's responsibility!

You kill a killer...What're you?

I only have one more day.

(>>1 "A Story On Six Words". You poor thing; I'm pretty sure that was a typo by the original thread's OP. We'll keep this though.)

I need you. You need her.

His eyes in motion, rolling back.

Could use more sleep in depression.

Feeling my soul gradually healing more.

In the darkness, waiting for luck.

What are you waiting for son?

You.For wake of my fall.

I know what good fathers say.

Even without knowing, I miss you.

I'm just fine, on my way.

Knights are tough as they come.

>>12
>>1

Is this cheating? LOL (Not saying that these stories are at all connected).

>>12 wait what did I type wrong? Is it supposed to be "in" instead of "on". Ugh, I knew I'd make a mistake. >_<

Why am I a horrible person?

If only life was a game.

Games are fun for the winners.

Could you kill another to survive?

Pain reveals all of your mistakes.

Being too nice can be bad.

I'm so hungry but too lazy.

Who knew sinning felt so good.

Just become one with the music.

To seek how I use it.

Remember the rhyme, stick to it.

Into the kids ear again, voices.

I The Tree, You the Human.

I rode the moon with Cows.

Peanut butter is my one thing.

If i had a super Power.

Son! Where is the TV Remote?

Like I Know What That Is.

I would say today is good.

For taking pictures in the rain.

Clouds are too bright for pictures.

Believe me. Just lower the aperture.

>>21
Doin it wrong.

For once the reflection was mine.

Every moment could have been death.

>>22
What do you mean? I just posted six different stories. Just trying to save the thread some post.

>>25 I believe it's because it sounds like you're trying to make a story with those sentences instead of them each being a different stories. It's like if I said, "I really love to dance outside. Because everyone can see my happiness." It may be two separate sentences, but they sound like they make a story together.

>>26 This.

It's not alright anymore so stop.

I'm not depressed, I'm just tired.

She wanted to dance. She couldn't.

Opening his eyes, he saw nothing.

We live so we may die.

If I speak, who would listen?

The fish ate its cousin, Bob.

>>34
Bob is actually a retarded seagull.

>>35 However, Bob was an excellent juggler.

>>35
>>36

No. Bob is an amazing pianist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai73nitH-xU

>>37 He was eaten, quite a pity.

Once again, you guys are doing it wrong.

>>38
But who would eat Bob?! Why?!

I wonder if you guys think it's the continue the story thread. You're really butchering this literary exercise. It's like fucking up the haiku.

There's a link above, just look at that to understand what it is...

Oh I see, you guys aren't mistaken. You're doing this on purpose. Gotchya.

>>38 I heard he passed. But eaten!?

>>39 Lighten up. Enjoy the flow bro. :)

>>44 Yes, he was eaten by Bill!

>>44 But you guys are wasting comments in this... We already have a continue the story thread. We have two of them actually. Perhaps three. So turning this one into another is just... Sigh...
I can't expect you guys to be as serious as I am about it... I get it.

I'm not even sure it's real.

The evidence is in the lake.

That's all I need to hear.

This is starting to get silly.

I want to touch the stars.

How can you mend what's broken?

>>52 With duct tape and super glue. (Lots.)

So emotional. I love you guys.

Beyond sword, mental blade goes on.

The man collapsed, broken. Finally home.

I looked so fake like Barbie!

I wanted to meet you again.

What is this thing called life?

If only he were the protagonist...

My Best Dreams, Your Worst Nightmares.

You got ahead, look what happened.

Real? No. Today, they become fake.

Humans are animals who know rationality.

More gambles, more chances, great risks.

Misunderstandings, provider of good suspense thrillers.

What do you mean, "it's inedible"?

I hate you! But I love you.

She with others, I hate that.

Need more colors in this darkness.

>>63 That's wrong, lol. If you wanted to make it a conversation just put
- dialogue
- dialogue
that way we won't think "teacher" and "you" are included in your six word story

Was this truly spring break? No.

Here's a lie: I love you.

Now I wish I stopped breathing.

Being in love. I hate this.

Want to live in my imagination?

Find yourself, because I already tried.

I never believe compliments I'm given.

He posed. She drew. Both oblivious.

>>65
Oh totally sure, got it, oops.

This way, that way, any way

I'd love to make you mine.

Dude.....That was so fuckin funny.

You make me want to die.

Die, let's see if you can.

Checkmate! I already won this gamble.

Traps are for annoyingly disturbing pests.

Expectations can promote and ruin employees.

I chose you,not another person.

What!?

You lose! Good day sir!

-How could you?!
-Because I can.

Do it! Or not at all!

Acting is our daily life activity.

Impossible! Never give in to dreams.

In an affair, never get caught.

Society can promote and ruin people.

History, a mystery known by me.

Yep. I met the king afterwards.

I puked over their lifeless bodies.

I get lonely. Make imaginary friends.

I have friends who aren't friends.

I'm scared. I've been here before.

Takes time.I'll come for you.

<3

Worry not,I'll end your misery.

It's just a word.
Why cry?

You're dead. Because I killed you.

It's a dark place. Get through.

You're pretty.
I'm not.
You win.

Their world ended. Her life began.

I taste like anxiety.
Who knew?

She saw the body, and smiled.

Leaving, city.
burning, Bridges
Dollars, die!

When will I be Marilyn Monroe?

Notice: Abandon clothing only. No children.

Once you procrastinate you never stop.

"Guilt by association", she whispered quietly.

"I'm doing it for the irony."

He was flying. Then he wasn't.

Two seconds. They were still burned.

-"My water just broke!"
-*laughing quietly*

"Oh boy", said the little rebel.

How much longer can you lie?

I lied to my real Parents

The cat died quietly, without pain.

You treat me like a princess.

-"What's so special?"
-"You!"
-"Ew gross!"

I hate you: A love story

Cloudy skies, rainstorms, spring in Toronto.

To experience is to learn. Always.

It will never be the same.

Break free from chains binding you.

Feel free to use your wings.

Don't let anyone weigh you down.

I miss you: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Frequently Asked Question: You're weird. Why?

Did I die in your arms?

To me, it's the same jar.

It's so magical yet so real.

I think I caught the feels.

ALL SHALL BOW TO ME

>>123 that's five words.

If only you would pay attention.

Achievement: Finally ordering my own food.

I thought I was good enough.

He's too pop art for me.

-Did it hurt when you--
-Yes!

Fix it? I'll just add cosmoline...

>>128 I laughed too hard at that.

Here is a couple that I could think of.

1. I never wanted this to happen.
2. Truth can be fake for everyone.
3. Imagination is the most powerful emotion.

Meat.
Bacon.
Tomato.
Mayo.
Good burger!

"Good boy", the girl was told.

Wow, he still isn't dead yet.

How much homework is too much?

The world was indeed beautiful,once.

>>133 This has happened to me, but the other way around.

>>137 Really?
"Good girl," I say to Diefonk

>>138 I had long hair, many were confused. Now I also have a beard, so less are confused. Since this is my second post in this thread that isn't a story on six words, I feel bad and will now give you two stories to make up for that:

"The sword was found", she announced.

This would be better with(out?) clothes.

(The parenthesis should be considered a possible continuation of the word "with", and not a separate word. I hope you're okay with that.)

By the way, these aren't connected:

Keep running. Don't stop. You'll die.

I keep forgetting you're not real.

It saw me. I killed it.

You were dead. I would know.

What happens while we all sleep?

-You've never dated anyone.
-What for?

>>139
"You have a beard?" I ask.
The girl replies:"That is right."

>>142 That's not really how this works...

Will I stop obsessing over you?

>>143 I know, their just 2 different ones

Mcdonalds is really unreliable in emergencies.

>>144 it looked like they were together as one story...whatever

Sad yesterday. Sad today. Sad tomorrow.

>>145 Happy me, sad you. Ha ha. (It's a reply BTW)

Three in the morning... still awake...

Three in the afternoon...still asleep...

Away from home is the best

Silly things keep you feeling young.

Ready? Not yet. Now I am.

Tonight is rough,I will endure.

Call me.
Okay?
Please.
Love you.

It's not throw up.
It's art.

It is mine, not the bank's.

What if you were a fish?

Drawers, windows, guitars, laptops and hands.

Cause of death: True love's kiss

Ha ha ha ha ha urgh.

From here, that guy looks desperate.

Fortune Cookie Message: Go kill yourself

Letter from your mother: Go die.

Do you like me?
☒ Yes.
☑ No.

I want to touch the galaxy.

Why is school so bloody shit?

Death is humorous when you die.

Mourn the past or the future.

When it's so cold it burns.

I love you.
It was horrible.

Diamond rings suck.
Ring pops rule

My first smile, only in death. :)

I kept her waiting, long enough.

Juliet sucked Romeo's dick before dying.

Paris is stalking Juliet stalking Romeo.

Sometimes even gods,they utterly failed

Open my eyes, see mother again.

"I heard he shot herself tomorrow."

When the smoke drops down, run!

I know....It's been too long.

I can't stop, I'm too sleepy

He could have helped. He didn't.

Drank my tears. They aren't salty.

I drank my pee. It's salty.

Never take things in to consideration.

One Step over, I'm the dead.

Adhd suicidal, mouth full of ritalin. In.

Man he's yum good, porn flicks.

Look bored, pro abortion no proportion.

Saturated loser, maker funds, fallen weak.

Deaths of a game, life graved.

Stress roller breast to keep it.

Temper got pissed. God pimped her.

Floor slick, man slip, heart end.

Middle aged lip stick, kissed kid.

Hole it in open wrist, whipped again.

Leg limping chicken good? It's shit.

That you reading this? Face red.

Father left me fatherless, dollar less.

That's quite obsessive, don't you think?

Eating like kids, bowl of kix.

And with a kiss, she fell.

All he could see were fireflies.

This night, all the lovers elope.

In the midst of her debauchery.

Only my soul it cost me.

Doddle in his walk in limbo.

Docile his temper will fix it.

Love will interpose men and violence.

Postulated I think therefore I am.

Concept of this world is abstruse.

Not so preeminent to other dollars.

My enemies bring about retroactive powers.

Floor slick, you slip dip shit.

Jogga fogga gahhhhh....

I sit in thought for bars.

Former solo kid still sober kid.

1 2 3 4 5 6 I know I do em right.

Spit em in em, vocab port.

Mouth open to larger big Black.

Possibility hit sick soul revel remedies.

Nothing but love for my enemies.

His cracks finally broke his mask.

Cause of death: Falling in love

Internet defeats the needs of sleep.

Death is the end for all

He's emotionally unstable.

Certainly more capable.

No interest in other people's poems.

If I cared, I'd tell you.

Who died the day before yesterday?

Our eyes met.
I looked away.

Sometimes dreams are nightmares to others

I want you.
You want her.

All I see are snake eyes.

He's just looking for the truth.

She's a snake sliding in the street.

No mind and time in tact.

Rap the paint around the canvas.

Self righteous, much? You're SO profound.

Love: Obsessing over you all day

Love: Can we just chill together?

All she could hear were voices.

But only one voice stood out

This is our song. Got it?

To say or Not to say

Did you think I wouldn't notice?

Did you bring the stuff here?

It wakes two to make one.

I cut you. So very sorry.

Fine, as long as you're smiling.

Say that again, to my gun.

"I won't bite."
"Well, I'm disappointed."

Here is the truth: Everyone lies.

She's with him. It's so depressing.

Instability with my friendships. For speaking.

Broken nose. Was his runny mouth.

Picked my side. I trust it.

"Great, we're all bloody inspired"

What are you doing to me?

Friends leave, brothers stay, fathers keep.

You are crying, I am laughing.

So I'm actually not over you.

'It wakes two to make one' (Oops. Well I actually like that)

It takes two to make one.

200 pairs of eyes on me.

Knives look prettier when they're red.

I put the blame on you.

When she asked, I said yes.

Buys pizza.
Doesn't get a slice.

What assholes. I'd cap them all.

I'm on some wolf drugs yo.

The manger broke, baby is dead.

The angel dropped, got twisted head.

I set the date for seance.

Sober for sec to right meaner.

Help me, my baby is dead.

Saint's evil, bodies drenched bloody red.

Yeah mother fucker. I killed it.

Man his style not so common.

You know this is best work.

Hey sir! This is too egotistical.

Man what the fuck you own?

It's the heavy kind of pressure.

She's real pretty. I undressed her.

Well her exposure is hardly indecent.

Dial the Iso to 400, does it.

"It's kind of a funny story."

(This is a good exercise for writing book titles.)

Porcelain skin stained by red lips.

"No, I promise. Poison tastes great!"

>>240 damn that's a really good one.

Birds fly away while I'm trapped.

Don't hurt yourself. Just be safe.

"Try to smile, it is better".

Immortality is found at deaths hand.

Cause of death: The wedding ring

>>241 TY! ^//^
-----------

"Yeah!? People in Hell want water!!"

They are warm but still absent.

A day to be free again

Without shadows, could we perceive depth?

Illusory sensations surge throughout my body.

Everyone is energy. I felt it.

I am sitting here...thinking...more.

It's felt. It was well said.

I am wasting time. Help me.

Fight for Beelzebub.

Yes me lord.

Even the cantankerous can't anger us.

wow. such originality. much creativity. wow.

Too frantic. Too pedantic. May panic.

Sleep forever, just know my love.

>>254 hahahahaha!

I know not what I am.

'Then have all of the nature'



Your life is not your own.

Do you feel as I feel?

See what I see? Burning skin!

Taking my life! Fiery death!

She walks. Sword in hand. Destroyer!

He walks.Flower in hand. Maker.

Your life is not your own.

Stimulate the egg and the seed.

Divine is courtship. This made us.

The sperm, egg, and fertility....


Spread!

Ayuhuasa is mother of all medicine.

I wasted my time. My mistake.

Soda.
Carbonated water with flavor.
Yum.

I've been dump by a dumb

May or may not die tomorrow.

A mask is not so beautiful.

A bit of a knock off of the original but:

Free parachute, small stain, never opened.

It was all a farce: love

He talked about his feelings more.

Six words that killed the woman.

Mom's gone. Her bloody mangled hair.

I care. I frank. He's there.

That witch is which I want.

The barista spit in the coffee.

It's live! Two cocks fighting

Worldwide news lead up to this.

I'm making waves now. You're surfing.

I was just three years old.

How could you ride with that?

I am thinking about my grandfather.

Once again it ends. Good grief!

Tell him now. Who am I?

Some of these aren't stories Heart.

I'm sorry for my shadow self.

Truly is this my last breath?

And finally it ended for them.

Heart beat Knight. Fell beat Knight.

To close for comfort. Anxiety up.

'till we meet again my love.

Falls in love.
Dies.
Repeats again.

Would you stab my ovaries, pleeeeease?!

I think the above is crazy.

But maybe it's sane.
Just think!

Always bored until I went exploring.

Brand new parachute, one previous owner

I see new faces. Right strangers.

She whispered prayers for her children.

It's me. Not really. Servicing....signature.

How nice. She saw Lilith robes.

I'll destroy this damsel in me.

The human race is inherently selfish.

Not everything beautiful can be seen.

The human race found it's love.

Skeptical of handshakes. Intent tastes ill.

The writing isn't on the wall.

Bye childhood dreams, hello adult life

Performs her lines perfectly.
"And scene!"

Security Cameras Rule Everything Around Me.

S.C.R.E.A.M. inward. Don't let them see.

I'm high now. Not really.. no.

Whoa. Look at the state she's in.

An odd picture. 3 people standing close.

Say a prayer for me. Please?

>>290 "She generously killed her pestilent girlfriend."
Wait what? SHE killed HER GIRLFRIEND!?

>>292 I'm more surprised by "generously" in that sentence, but I guess different people find different things to be odd.

>>293 Same.

It's the author's words, not yours.

It's hard. Story with six words.

>>303 not sure if you're the same anonymous as >>297 and >>300 but you're pretty fucking good at this.

Next time you'll obsess over me.

"Unforgivable."
"Good; because I'm not asking."

>>304 The ID is the same for all three, as well as >>290, >>291, >>296, >>298, >>299 and >>301.

She looked up. He looked away.

>>306 good point, I didn't notice that...

-"Are you my friend?"
-"No, die."

>>307 This should be Skyrim's first scene

>>307 I guess not. Sort of really.
>>306

Remember it ended for them. Dummy!

I'm not saying anything. Keep going.

I sit in thought. Writes right.

Got it from the EARLy man.

Balled up, tucked in sweatshirt pocket.

>>310 some of those had seven words. :P

I miss you. Thanks for nothing.

Save yourself. I'll hold them back.

>>Lovely Nigga's not a word. Thank goodness

I take my time. It's beautiful.

No food on plates. Meals stolen.

>>313 Yeah it is you stupid cunt.

Poetic justice for nobody but you.

>>314
- they all said in awe.

She balled her fist. Just jealousy.

It hit my mother fucking face.

Head trauma. And this pain... grief.

Slip bust lip bitch. Barely twitch.

Getting blazed? Fucking cool your shit.

No time for the weak... write.

Token soloist no use of spliffs.

Awe...is that a temper tantrum?

Rolling slick. Learning from early man.

I did the same. No shame.

>>318 Wow okay asshole at least be more discreet about who you're bashing. If you're secretly that Whorese guy, or you're one of Whorese's bitches, you're still a stupid fucking cunt. Since when were bad words not considered words, sure "nigga" may not be in the official dictionary, but it's still obviously a variant of "nigger," which is in the dictionary, and I guess you guy(s) obviously can't get that through your heads.
Also, if you're going to call me "cunty" make your sentence better you stupid twat. Cunt's also a word if you didn't know. It's been a word since the medieval period. If people use bad words everyday, what makes them "not words." Oh, oops, but I guess I'm being a total "depressed bitch nigga cunt" for ranting about it, right?

>>268>>269>>316>>317>>318 You do realize that we all know you're the same person, right, Fellbeatknight or heartbeatknight or whatever the fuck your name is? If you didn't even know that we can track your ID, then you probably didn't even know how easy it is to get banned. Holy shit, when you said goodbye, you should've stayed off the site until you had gotten medical attention for those mental disorders of yours. And fair warning cuz I know this from experience; anyone who insults Lovely tends to get the entire site barking mad since she's one of our youngest. Don't do anything too stupid. Then again, it's far too late to say that, isnt it?

It's apparent that you at least HALF thought you were wrong, because then you deleted >>313.
She is right though, "nigga" is a word by being colloquial language or slang. If you look at online dictionaries (which are updated more frequently) you will find it referenced.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/nigga
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/nigga

>>319 You. I have no idea how this all started, but please stop the insanity before he comes back with more bullshit that reads like the lyrics of a failed rap artists. You oughta apologize because ya started it by calling him a stupid cunt just damn out of the blue like that. Or at least, I would tell you to apologize, but HBK might actually be trying to start a fight on purpose. After all, he said before that he likes using different usernames for different identities to be nice to people using one username, and being outrages assholes to others when he uses the other username.

>>321 yeah i guess I could have been nicer, but I'm not saying sorry to someone who purposely does the same thing after being told not to. Especially something like this where it's apparent you're doing it to get on someone's nerves.

>>320

Everything you're saying is making me sick. It hurts that you feel this way. I'm aware of how this site works. I've been around for 4 years now. lol ummm I can barely type.

"I know this from experience; anyone who insults Lovely tends to get the entire site barking mad since she's one of our youngest"

I once said that FAMILY is the dollars greatest weapon. I'm glad to hear that. You should read my response to being DIFFERENT.
http://dollars-bbs.org/main/res/1433617189.html

HEARTBEATKNIGHT

The human HEART...what I've always wanted to protect...the dollars heart.

Once again though....with good intent I've managed to come out as the antagonist. Having you all come TOGETHER to stop me.

I can see my purpose. Oh god I hope it's not this. I just wanted to be the hero. "The catcher in the rye." And with out even trying Seriously! I've become the same thing as before... an enemy.

I got upset because you have the right to per message people's threads....to silence people.

To identify them when they wish to be anonymous. This goes against the basic principles of democracy, free speech, and Anonymous.

Forget about saving the world if this is how the Dollars is going to be ran. Like the government controlling peoples lives.

I've taken a lot of shit on this site and I stayed. I even vowed my own life to it. Lol

But this I can't take. I'm just following my heart by staying here. It's all I know. I'm intuitive.

Look closer ....closer. I can barely explain cause of the emotional pain of this job I have. It sucks lol.

Crazy and fucked up as it is. and it sure is.

I will always love all of you... no matter what.

I hope you'll see in the end.

I never knew about he ban though. Why am I still here?

>>Lovely

I was shocked and hurt when you called me a stupid cunt. (LOL it's kind of funny now)

It's one thing to correct someone and another to insult them.

I feel like I didn't deserve that. If you feel like I did then please explain to me why?

"Hey nigga" meaning me. "Why you so depressed" "Lovely" meaning: because of you.

Listen to the early man. He raps pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cc-EFNA1sQ

>>324 You weren't actually giving us reason to before. You seriously need medical help, you may be bipolar. You switch from being a guy who people can relate to, and then to telling everyone to die and how much you hate us all. You're just plain disturbing. Not the bipolar emotions part, but the fact that you do not realize how confused you are and how you think it's deep or following your heart... When in fact it's nothing but compulsions from the opposite spectrums of emotions fighting for control. Seriously bro, you need help: http://dollars-bbs.org/personal/res/1429036726.html

It's a bit sad because at one point, I considered you a friend. Then I found out later you were just fucking around and being nice then being an ass whenever you felt like it. Like, how come you posted two completely different messages within the same day?

>>325 Did you deserve to be insulted, perhaps not? But after post >>318 yes you do. I don't regret calling you a cunt now. At first, I did, but now I don't. u_u

Basically what >>326 said, you need help.

-So this is done with?
-Yeah.

Dafuq kinda bomb blew up here?

Made up words are still words.

(Also numbers and names. It annoys me when people try to cheat like that.)

>>332 yeah guys made up words and numbers are still words so don't even try that out. I guess, for the next time, whoever makes the 3rd thread for this should definitely specify this or else that whole mess will happen again.

Horrible and worthless. I'm still happy.

>>334 look you, we're done with this fighting. It's done and as you said "too exhausted from this shit" yeah so are we. So please, just stop. Honestly, it's not going to make you look any better even if you're apologizing. Okay? Okay.

Ready for a new story. The..

You are my one and only.

Smile more for a higher vibration.

Succumb to your thoughts. It's beautiful.

Love a lot, hate the same.

Grudges are like rent free apartments.

Its not embarrassing when nobody sees.

Parents are teachers, not jail wardens.

I chose the path I walk.

Don't make me want to kill you.

Loving you once upon a dream.

Don't touch; for your eyes only.

Tragedies happened to those most successful.

>>340 The line about grudges I actually Googled to see if you took it from somewhere and wasn't an original that you had created yourself, and wow, I didn't find any other results for it; great job!

>>341
Thanks. But wow, you sure have you name through a lot of threads. I browsed.

Is love truly an open door?

Brother. I'm holding in it..keys.

Meaningless words.Inefficient. I can't spell.

Friends gathered. Played the song Knight.

Father ousted us brothers. We're together.

Balling fist, not going like shrimps.

Knights are tough as they come.

"Grow old with me!"
*Dies young*

It's work. Just work. You're trapped.

Wow. Talk about a bad accident.

Let's do homework: a love story

They were red on the outside.

He wants to be like Hancock.

"That's so profound" - My worst insult

World she had has left her.
Press your lips. Makes me feel.
Get out! Get out! Prisoners leave.
This time's gonna be so different.
Monitor the labia.Ugh... No thanks.
Washes dishes. Puts away the plates. 627
Monitor...challenge the way...motions backward.

>>352 Now "ugh"... Is more like a sound, than a word.

Like "hmm" or "ow" or "Mmhm".

>>353 You sure?

>>353>>354 "ugh, hmm, ow, mmhm, etc." Those all count as words. If it's going to be a part of your story just make sure there are six evenly spaced out words, noises, combination of letters whatever you want to call them. Okay, there are no loopholes to this, the only loophole is things being hyphenated.

-"Amazing!"

-"Beautiful!"

-"Charming!"

-"Dazzling!"

-"ENOUGH FUCKERS!!!!"

>>355 Really, Lovely?

You would never find those words in a dictionary.

This isn't like the "nigga" incident.

*Googles*

Holy shit... I stand corrected.

She's afraid. She's afraid....Be brave.

She's gonna do lots of good.

>>357>>358 lol it wouldn't have mattered if you'd googled it up and they weren't real words. I think we already had the incident where made up words counted, too. :P

lol unless you were trying to make a point...

Dreams of love live as remembrance.

Challenged myself to make an acronym out of it while still sculpting a serious story :p

>>361 "Dollas" lol

I missed 11:11 oh no. *cries*

OK, so another rule, time should count as one word (because I would have written it eleven-eleven) if you put colon in between right?

I question everything about this thread now. It's very sad. u_u

>>357 "You would never find those words in a dictionary." Yet you still call them words.

>>362 If you write time like that it's definitely one word. Words should count as things separated by spaces, or sometimes three dots (like >>359 for example). Other exceptions may exist.

>>1 "It's simple; write a short story in six words." Apparently it's not.

>>362 ;)

>>363 It's English; what do we expect? Hahaha xD

On the subject of time:

Stopped hands depict happiness long forgotten.

>>363 I misspoke? Besides, I already corrected my mistake, yeah?

I'm not sure about the time thing... That's a good point that was brought up.
______________________________________________________

Death follows fear, but ignores acceptance.

In life I'm considered a toaster.

Magical. Lifting earth, wind, and fire.

Did it on my first try.

Pick me apart. Penis for starters.

Get business handled. Murder is easy.

Please me with dark spells. Curses.

I like to make people panic.

Come back students. Your not dismissed.

Silenced for being voice of violence.

Clutching pillow close. There's a demon.

Don't take it so serous. Just flow.

>>366 *You're* Ugh! I read that 8 times!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcS_AHCAWG0

Where I get my inspiration. It's villainy.

Buy me pizza: A love story

He looked sadly at her grave

Life is deadly: I am alive.

But what became of Mary Jane?

Line breaks are allowed, I assume? (ha! That just happened to be six words... XD)

"Unidentified hostiles...
Abort mission! Abort--"
...silence...?

Us?
Strangers, from...
stranger places,
estranged.

>>372 yes they are, punctuation doesn't really matter at this point. Also, you're very good =)

Brush your hair.

"There's none left."

I don't understand. Eat them. Okay.

Okay I understand.. Don't eat them.

*What do you think about reorganizing the same six words in order to tell a different story?*

>>373 Thanks! :D Yours was a clever one, ha! I like some of the clever turnarounds you fit into yours. :p I get most of my inspiration by reading everyone else's and grabbing a word or idea and jumping somewhere else with it xD

>>374 That's a clever idea as well! Let's see...

\Disseminate the truth to undermine rumors.
/Rumors disseminate to undermine the truth.

((Meh, not that great. But it works. :P))
Maybe something that reads backwards, as well as forwards?

Time stopped indefinitely, clocks ticking frantically.

That took me forever to write; dunno if I like it. It's hard having such a small even number, because you don't have that "middle" word to turn it around with haha.

>>374 that's a cool idea for anyone who wants to try it.

We weren't allowed to see that.

Weren't we allowed to see that?

I only switched the first two words around, but totally different meaning, which is what I love about sentence structure.

>>276 Yeah that's cool too cause it's super hard for me. lol

Seek guidance. Give Guidance. Save ourselves.

Yeah.....yeah. I thought of that.

I'm a genius. No I'm not.

Awe that's only five. Too bad.

I'm seriousely obsessed with this stuff.

Ha! Ha! She cheated. It's black.

Only she's this sick and twisted.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! okay.....

I'm actually right? Holy fucking shit!

>>375
Like two stories in one. Perhaps that are contrary. Oh Dayum you guys are brilliant! Or I just don't know :P

Words affect biochemistry in the body.

Say what makes you feel good. :)

"Give me liberty or--"

"Here's death."

Not worth keeping. It hurts you.

sHe couldn't speak a long time.

I I I I I I.

Fed up with hiding. It's true.

Death to all who cry "The Romans"

>>382 You almost made me post 7 words.

Death to all the Romans crying.

Half this. Have this not bliss.

No court adjourned. Jury's heart churned.

Sitting in pain. Remembering the fight.

Still learning from the Early Man.

Unidentified Flying Object...in my pants.

I am not a flaming homosexual!

"Medicate your brain to eliminate hate."-Phil Bozeman.

while true
do ;

The endless cycle...

Take revenge to enkindle new conflict.

More sadness to cope with happiness.

This is hard.This is hard.

What one will not have. Joy.

Mood......s....h.....i........f........t......s..........

Stuck is the problem.

What is different? She showed him.

I am nothing. She is too.

He looked away when pressing reply.

It's weird.
Not problematic.
Just chill.

Do portraits? I don't do people.

Liam picked me up and ran.

3,2,1. Surprise! He had a fun time.

It's overwhelming in a beautiful way.

Damn it! I need your love.

This baby. Held in my arms.

Tears flow from faces. Everyone's joy.

Is the bad part over? Yes.

All hearts mended. We have love.

-"Hold me close."

-"You feel far."

06/29/2015 7:18pm

Nina Simone, I am "Feeling Good."

Everyone felt how I feel. Good.

We didn't believe in anything before.

My prom will be like Carrie's.

Oops, you ran into my knife.

You see the wasteland. It's yours.

Happiness comes in so many forms!~

He literally cried me a river.

In darkness. No light. Someone help.

I play, you lose, Game Over.

She busted my lip mosh pitting.

Us in the fridge. It's cold.

Her stare looked like Lian Neesons.

I'm scared...but interested. Love again.

Turn your head towards mine.Kiss.

Words of color. Heart of sweetness.

Blood has the color of roses.

Tear drops stained the bed sheets.

The room a womb so warm.

Thebe.
Teach me more poetry.
No.

I miss you.

"Baby...come back!"

Why even try anymore?
Just do.

ISO 6400. Shutter speed 1/60 sec. F4.
Bring the hurt!

Liam get on stage! Fucking hell!

Sex ended. I screamed for more!

Her thighs! so round! and golden!.

No one regards rule. Like. Ever.

"I'm your father"
"No, you're not"

Eighteen years gone. Two months left.

I didn't make this one but I figured I would share my favorite

Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake.
12/7/2012
—Michael Rockmore

>>414 That's so ironic. I love it.

Whispers said so sweet, yet lies.

I stand above. Never below you!

I can't feel this pain anymore.

Wasted time hiding behind false hope.

Happiness: Something people don't want apparently.
=|

Cause of death: Every cute boy

lol this next one is stupid

420 Post deeleted by user. Blaze it???

It is stupid, is it not?

Anything else you'd like to add?

>>421
I'm pot head. Didn't even notice.

Just fucked and left for dead.

Please sir. Fulfill my hateful passions.

I bludgeoned dads face in concrete.

Pores lighter fluid down body. Lights.

You will awake to nothing. Bitch!

There is no light. Hatred fulfilled.

Telepathic distortion. Convulse in pain Bitch!

The building burns because of me.

Everyone wants to see me dead!

The chicken died crossing the Road.

Get out of the darn Closet!

Where is my most favorite Burrito?

You know, there are guides for ....

News, lawrence level is a newborn.

Kruse tether I've idly 73rd use.

Urge the orbs, i have jew.

Kewlbrio it's Jeff's geek hew.

(Just messing with swipe for the last ones)

Remember, Trey is always watching you.

Robotic parents blame literature for ADD.

Breaking news: Violent elders attack reporters.

Million of comrades die in camps.

Was that for Russia too, Joseph?

You remembered how amazing you are.

Now's the part where you smile.

"That's where we were going, mom."

Words are the most dangerous curse.

Let me tell you a story.

God! Make me understand my fate!

Battery low, plug in your device. (6 words...like wow)

You have entered the wrong room!

Perverts,
Why do they become one?

Be proud, I'll show you how.

The number you dialed is unavailable.(not mine)

Sammy. I knew it was fate.

Just say you love me. Yes.

What's intelligence if it's not used?

Same situation. Separate lives. Different worlds.

-"I love you!"
-"Thanks...I guess?"

I guess I'm not just anybody.

I watched my dog give birth...

Quite your job. Just make memes.

"It's not a game. It's cancer."

Played some Rawpoon and some G spot.

The North Western Scene? Joined them.

I should have standards. But whatever.....

She was afraid victory was hers.

Authority. The object of my defiance.

"Dating Russians. Find my next love."

Ha! Ha! The fucking bull shit.

You're the pretty one. Don't forget.

Daughter of beauty. Daughter of Resolve.

We're always helping you. Never forget.

Progress is slow.. We'll get there.

Smile, smile, smile, smile. You smiled. :)

Liam deviate. I'll be the Sweetheart.

Lovely is probably not my classification.

Watching humans in their natural habitat.

Would become Lovely if ever famous.

Cause of death: Definitely not Gatorade

Love: Great way to go crazy.

Glad to see myself back.

Dirty Porsches in front of porches.

Sweep up the glass. Head damaged.

Thoughts of you made me stronger.

Follow me. I always will father

The poor quality of my progression.

People who should win, don't win.

-"No."
-"Yes."
-"No."
-"Yes."
-"Please?"
-"Fine!"

>>447 Awww! ~Yup, I like that one~

Walks away. Your breath is garlicky.

PDA: "Please sir, those are tacos!"

Light and shadow are my teachers.

I don't think you get it...

That is not right, is it?

It's a small town. Frack it.

Artifice is the artful artificer's artifact.

Painting colors with broad, gray strokes.

All seems wrong through clouded eyes.

She lacks laughter, living life lackluster.


A single smile lingers for miles.

Man this is actually the last line of a stanza in a poem I wrote a while back that I just realized can kinda stand alone in this context -

Write an end to this reprise.

a mans pride, blinding his vision

You say you're ugly. You're not.

I will walk with you. Anyone.

Picks last peddle. She loves me!

You become one of the stronger.

ALL OF YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FIVE WORDS.

>>460 Hahaha, don't actually do that, 'le~!

Finds a grey hair. But I'm 19!

My friend overdosed on tumblr r.i.p.

Feminism: A joke with double standards.

Ice: Something so cold it burns.

Why don't you people listen, huh?

Is it really that hard to?

Just do it right for once.

These are all really really terrible.

At least make it beautiful, okay?

>>464 do you like do that on purpose. lol I'm honestly just going to give you the benefit of the doubt with this...but pls...stop?

Lovely: Least likely to describe me.

Homework: Perhaps my only happy place.

Semicolons: Used for effect. Not effective.

No. Why are you asking me?

These are aren't (not) connected, right?

Stop messing with me, will you?

Why use six? Five is awesome.

All of you are wrong... too.

This is funny, maybe, probably not.

I know it. You are brave!

Today I chose peace over violence.

>>466 Nice work. Keep distorting those word.

>>466 if you want it to be five, then make your own thread. You know pretty simple. Also, not very funny. You're rather dislikable.

Obviously you're useless. That's your use.

Try again next time, I guess...

Why make my own new thread?

This is a game with everyone.

This is called discrimination, anyone agree?

Don't be mean, I'm very fragile.

This is annoying now, isn't it.

I might make this the last.

Just kidding! I'll never end this.

There's lots of ways to play.

Three rings for the Elven Kings.

Seven rings for the Dwarf Lords.

Nine rings for the idiot men.

Five words to rule them all.

>>471 well now you're just being a supercilious cunt.

I really don't want a repeat of what happened say around the 300's??? area of this thread. Fuck it, that's probably what you want.

However, I'm going to add, your new thread, nice concept.

What happened there? I don't know.

Please tell me what happened there.

I'm pretty sure I'm not right.

Are you supposed to link them?

Dem five words look REALLY slick.

I'm being an idiot now...DAMN!

I'll never stop doing this stuff.

Go five words, down with six.

>>473 so i'm going to guess you get pleasure from doing shit like this. Anyways find it yourself if you want to know.

Cause of death: Flirting while arguing

Cause of death: Flirting in general.

Cause of death: Watching you flirt

Flirting: Nonexistent for me. Oh, well.

"Please, stop stabbing me."
"No promises."

>>474 Yes, but how did you know?
It should be a secret, right?
Why are you so mean now.
I thought you were more civil.
Why can't we break the rules?
There is no punishment, is there?

>>476 sorry sir, but I'm not much of a rule breaker. Civil? Eh, only to people who don't bother me or get bothered by me. I try to be, but you know you enjoy bothering me (I'm guessing), so it works and I'm not so civil towards you. Although, you're lucky I haven't called you more names.

Punishment, no. I guess not, but why would you want to break the flow of the thread? Ever think of that? Probably not.

I'm also guessing you just want to have fun with breaking the rules, but since you can't do so irl you do it on here, because why not?

Great six word story

>>477 I'm trying to bother every person.
I break it because it's fun.
Do I need one more reason?
There aren't any rules during vacation.......
There is still the law though.
But I am not that stupid.
I wouldn't want to commit crimes.

I'm done. It's not fun anymore.

Cause of death: Philosophers and symposia.

Can't we all just get along?

>>478 I really do like this one.

>>480 Voices of resignation sing only requiems.

Peace is the only true path.

Mine are less storytelling than philosophical...

>>483 so you're my cause of death

>>484 Alas...it was but an accident!
;)

Do my homewo--?
Nope! Fuck you!

Preyed by his own words..
...Again.

I don't know how to play.

Starting over could be fun...not.

Hey you. Let that shit go.

I might be devastated soon. *cries*

Don't thank me. Thank the dollars.

I just want you to stay.

I'm waiting. I'm waiting. You arrived.

Part teacher,Part pupil. Teach yourself..

Phil Bozeman says, "Make it Bleed!"

Time to sage this thread, okay?

He saved everyone- except for me.

Feeling joy of love. It's awesome. :)

"I am okay" I said, lying.

Ow, that hurts: A love story

Who took my cookies?: A mystery

The planets are aligned: Science-fiction

Dragons and damsels: A fantasy adventure

Fiction: Anything that can't really happen.

Non-fiction: Unbelievable things that did happen!

The Tragedy of Lovely: A play

I am Mozart's lover: Historical Fiction

Well, did I miss any genres?

"Are you happy to see-" "Nope."

What is this?: A love story

The pie face has struck again!!!!

>>500 lol...You're not so bad anymore. =/

I just love to hate you. =D

I just took that from you......

http://dollars-bbs.org/literature/res/1430461193.html
>>372

>>502 well yeah no fucking duh, but you were being a "good sport" about it.

"Television rots the brain."
*watches TV*

Joined army. Never came back again.

I did it for the aesthetic.

How on earth did you--
Ohhhhhhhh.

Seconds...
Hours.....
Days......
Waiting...
...For you.

((Aww, man! When I typed that, all of the lines ended at exactly the same spot except for the period at the end because of the font in the field where you type replies...))

Silly me; I should have known...

Love is what I'm looking for.

It's Alive: A horror love story

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All girls want is chloroform! Right?

Are you really sure about that?

How about rohypnols? We like that?

This is hard.

This will pass.

Reminiscing the past, Present is horrible

Elevator music is very awkward *squirms*

I don't get most of these...

It's divine famishment, we're doomed, doomed!

I'll be in this thread forever

we matched perfectly that we burned

Can we add an description, please?
Right under the six word story.
This the simple ones don't need this.
Only the ones that are complex.

I'm bad at literature, forgive me. m(._.)m

How much more can I smile?

You love him.

Go find him.

>>521 what do you mean add a description???

I'll take you to Neverland...never.

Stuck here, haunting people like me.

>>521 Dude, no.

That's how literature is; it's the READER's job to provide an analysis, it's the writer's job to create meanings in his works that can be interpreted.


The brevity of six words is what makes it deep; it's fleeting like life experiences.

You've been doing just fine so why do you want to do this now? Look at >>133 for God's sake- one of the deepest posts here.

>>524 >>526 I'M SHIT AT ENGLISH!!! It feels horrible to not understand most of these, creating random background stories in my mind. It feels so wrong.

>>526 Also, >>133 was a joke.........How was it deep O.o???

We need to go even deeper.

>>527 you know, I think it's a beautiful thing when people can interpret things for themselves, so that's all you gotta do.
A perfect example of that is like how Mag thought >>133 was deep and you didn't, you just kinda wrote it. Same thing can happen vice versa, you could think it's deep, but others don't. That's what makes writing, art, music, all wonderful.
To make things clear, we'll never need descriptions for these. =/

-"Will you marry me?"

-"No...why?"

Why are all of these funny.

Please try to make on depressing.

>>529 a lot of them are depressing And to be honest, as I said in >>528 interpret it into something sad if you really want to. =/ You make things so complicated at times. Want a depressing one that bad? Here, I'll comply, probably won't meet your standards though:

I never got to say goodbye.

...............That was still funny....................I think my head is messed up T.T

I have a messed up head.

she said Hi;
he said Bye

>>531 nah, you're just different. Everyone is. =/

My conclusion.

I have no certainty. Just to see these. Flowers bloom.
I would of had your world. I am as I am.Me. Myself at the roots of elms. Bring glory.Promised to my family. Sit back and cherish the moment. Imagery. Imagine painting. Making them. Walking light. Looking bored. Throat slim. Rise through the ranks a major. My enemies? Sitting toothless in hospitals.

"He wrote that stupid shit? Whoa!"

"What is red?" someone blind asked.

Ha!.... Ha!.... Ha!...Ha!


You're black.

Blood stains on her wedding dress.

Not right now. Never, actually. Goodbye.

Ran out of ink
.
.
.
at midnight.

At night my brain is alive.

This sucks. I hate this. Lives.

I'm strong. You're weak. They follow.

Google Plus and Youtube broke up.

Wait! And if you call now...

True Dreams begin after sleep ends.
--
"What will we do?"
"Start again."

"Knock, knock"
"Whose there"
"Fuck you"

"Silence is louder than--"
"Nothing, duh."

"she was tired"

"she'll never be."

"You're late!"
"No shit Captain Obvious."

"Oh crap! Literally!"
Stepped on poop...

God!
Pull
The
Fucking
Trigger.
I've
Given
up.
To
Places
That
I'd
Hope
To
Be
a
fucking
Rock!

"THAT MAKES YOU LARGER THAN LIFE!!!"

(lol not my own, it's from a Backstreet Boys song XD)

"12 missed calls from Mom" *Ignores*

He is blind, yet sees all.

Her scars tell vivid life stories.

Blessed are we who walk together.

she did try.
no more trying.

Either get rich......

or Die trying.

Lmfao!

Too many ups and downs. Why?

Hairdryer and bath full of water.

I don't know what's happening here.

Nice one >>562

He didn't really love me. Great.

Cause of death: Never being loved

I'm just a romantic without romance.

The dream was so real. Scary..

Rape is not funny. It's hilarious.

Throw Me Away: A love story

It's my habit to write bullshit.

I do it everyday, my habit.

I Was Nothing: A love story

Cute boys are a good distraction.

Listen what others have to say

This is definitely five words, not.

I can be your huckleberry friend.

Can someone explain "huckleberry" to me?

>>574 it's from a song pie face. Although back then it was used to say "I'm your huckleberry" meaning "I'm the person you're looking for."

Brief Explanation? Didn't seem to brief?

A short sentence is an illusion.

I frequently make mistakes. It's refreshing.

No answer.
And probably never.
Fine.

Maybe this is for the best.

I wish for peace and war

I'm both sides of the coin

Please don't be a fucking retard.

Quote from the book I'm reading for history:

"China was self-sufficient and lacked nothing."

You wish you were China now.

Love: Existentially the worst thing ever.

Mournful and distraught. I can't stop.

Concentration levels low.
Homework levels high.

I can't live a normal life.

But can anyone really do that?

What the heck defines 'normal' anyway?

Normality is the same as similarity.

This is a really nice one.

>>590 How so? It also implies that he falls out(?) every night.

>>591 Pie face you clever little fuck.

You promised you will always stay

But you broke the promise anyway.

"Promises are meant to be broken"

Why did people make promises anyway?

Peace is in between creation and destruction.

>>592 You hurt my feelings, little miss. :(

>>597 It is a compliment though sir.

Where are the doors of perception?

Shunned: Basically me all day. Typical.

It's raining outside, I'm stuck inside

Help everyone. First start with yourself.

"I'm arsty" said the impressionable kid.

*steps into water and drowns* R.I.P.

Flowers lie withering on the floor.

When I finally butied Lovely's thread (You asked for it, so I posted on every thread within the top except yours and waited for some idiot to make another thread)

Buried*(epic fail)

>>606 it's finally buried like me. R.I.P.

It represented my existential aloneness here.

Could possibly be reborn again though.

Then I'll have to contemplate life.

Did anyone know that I left?

Even if just a few days?

:( :( :( :( :( :(

>>609 I noticed, was boring without you.

>>610 There was some fucked up shit

My presence nor absence was igonred

>>612 "ignored", not "igonred" my good friend :)

Hard to study with the internet.

Free chocolate from See's Candy. YES!

My past are starting to move

Tomorrow, I will kill you all.

Aloneness and loneliness: Two different things

>>618 What? I thought they're the same.

Can someone explain how to play this? Just 6 random words that make a sentence? Something that has meaning? Or just stuff that you think up on the spot.

>>618 if you're being serious then no, they aren't the same thing. Aloneness is when you actually feel alone like no one is around you. Basically, isolation. Loneliness is when you feel like no one cares, thus, making you feel like you're all alone in the world even when you're surrounded by people.

>>620 Well, tbh, when I play this I make things up on the spot or I see stuff online/in a song and post it (with citation or screenshot). It can be 6 random words with meaning or no meaning. I mean this game really has no limits to what YOU want to make with 6 words. =/

So "Fuck you, you are a slut" still counts......

>>622 yeah dude pretty much.

Typical white boy: A love story

I'll kill you and your ancestors.

Whores like you only sell themselves.

You're dumber than a shit pile.

Being rude with 6 words is hard. (6 is not techinally a word so yeah, this one is fine)

>>625 6 is a word pie face.

Pie face, I read every single one of your posts. It amazes me. You'll stay fine for some time, then you'll bother the thread and now the cycle is repeating itself.

"That would be your modus operandi."

What the hell is your problem?

Overreaction plus overanalysis: Bad combination. Sorry!

Sometimes a person needs some sleep

Cramps hurt so much. Fuck them!

Fuck you, you piece of shit!

>>628 That for real? You think that?

I'll sleep when I'm dead! *dies*

Sleeping alone at night is lonely :(

"Am I beautiful?"

"No, you're stressful!"

Still stuck in high school purgatory.

I died quietly in the afternoon.

Does anyone here have girl/boyfriend?

>>638 I think we're all existentially alone.

I don't have any expectations, you?

I was hoping for something else

No expectations. Obviously. I'll take anybody.

She collapsed on the floor and died.

>>642 You'll regret saying that after awhile.

>>644 I wouldn't really. Trust me. Lol.

>>645 That's what that all say before...

>>647 Before desperation? No sir, not me.

>>647 You female or male? Never knew

"I really regret". Said the suicide.

>>648 Just guess, dude. Are you stupid?

>>650 Male, female, male...it's a girl!

I don't really get this one...

"Come on baby light my fire."

One day I woke up buried.

A fire burns out quite fast

PDA: Touching your Adam's Apple. Obscene.

Why the fuck touch that thing?

It's beautiful obviously. That is why.

"Six word stories? Oh, I have.."

Finish the sentence, I hate cliffhangers!

Fuck you all, I'm going home.

Stress: Something I love but hate.

Twelve minutes past all the universe.

I never wanted it to end.

I plan to plant a tree.

The night is covered in darkness

My life is nothing but trash.

Does anyone own an alienware laptop?

Shattered windows.
Broken glass.
Stolen items.

Please write it on one line.

Please
Write
It
On
Separate
Lines

Don't be a dumb fucking bitch

Don't call me that. You cunt.

Then don't be one you whore

*laughs* How am I a whore?

You write it one separate lines >:(

>>677 FUCK, spelling mistake, "on" not "one"

That is not being a whore.

That is being a clever fuck.

Cm'on, you know that's not true

It is. That's final. Google it.

You never do anything by yourself

"Band aids don't fix bullet holes."

Band aids +5 HP, including bullet-holes

i won't spit on your grave.

I'll dig a hole in it

1 week and it's all over.

Puff the magic dragon, lives over..........

Wait what? You take marijuana joints??!!

Go to sleep, it's 12 o'clock

>>689 Are you stalking me? Creep!

I just remembered your time zone, then looked at a clock for -8 UST

>>691 Which is creepy to be honest.

I can't speak in six words.

And it ain't THAT bloody creepy.

>>693 yes it is creepy. Why would you remember that? I'm highly insignificant.

You are such a pie face.

Well, you're like the most active person on this board

A PIE IS NOT MY FACE.

>>695 I am not the most attractive.

Thanks for the thought though sir.

Also, a pie is your face.

>>696 How the hell should I know?

*Cry* Why must you bully me

>>697 Dude, I am not bullying you?

I am your friend pie face.

I thought we were joking around.

A don't like being pie faced
A pie is something to eat.
Not something to be, you know?

>>699 then change your username cuz your always going to be pie face to me.

I JUST REALIZED. YOU'RE KIWI PIE

Can I call you that instead?

Yes, yes, I don't care anymore.

I had this username since I was 9, the only MMO game I've played without using this name is Fiesta

Pie face, do you hate me?

Is that a yes or no?

I don't know man. Good night.

Good night to you, dear customer

Use your head, not your lead.

Pie face and Lovely: wedding bells?



lolololololololololololol

That's not really funny, I'm 14

But the conversations all prove it. ;D

No that would be very strange.

I return. Multiple birds fly away.

Wish for it. I will die.

Bringing me the ocean. The unknown.

Crash of waves. My freedom. Thunder.

Breaks my nose. Why have you?

My god, shut up will you?

My eyes would like to vomit.

What? They can vomit? Since when?

Since metaphors were created of course.

Course planning is important for the future, but I don't know what I should choose, because I don't what I want to do in the future.

Blood on the cement, first place.

DAMNIT, WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE BOARDS MIXED UP

"My eyesight is horrible...Who're you?"

"I am the most beautiful goddess."

I'm begging you, don't be disgusting.

Pepe will never be my bae.

Wtf are all these memes about?

The internet and procrastination: Best friends

My life and no life, same

Another day without her was ending.