Now before I dive into this, I'll be perfectly blunt in saying that I'm a very disenfranchised "leftist" who's come to cling to the Right in all it's frog-ridden glory.

Ah, the right wing, specifically the infamous spooksters, Russian hackers, the elusive 4Chan hackerman, and the villainous organization, "All Trite", and their dark god of chaos, Kek...with their combined might and the use of Meme Magic, they have snagged the presidency and in the wake of their historic victory, the nation has...gone to shit. On one side you have the left, most notably groups like the Womens March, BLM, and the Feminist movement which is beginning to eat itself alive as its intersectional bonds break down, but besides all of these blokes, there is the swift rise of Communist and Anarchist elements, with groups such as Antifa, which have resorted to new levels of thuggery and political violence to combat the Capitalist system, as well as those "Traitors to the cause", and their long-time enemies, Fascists.

Opposed to these groups, another unholy alliance of traditional Republicans, the newly-coined Alt-Right, disparate Neo-Nazi and Fascist groups, Leftists who have been booted out by their own kind, and /pol/ shitposters with cartoon frogs and anime girls. Really, in 2017, it looks like the entire nation has just become one glorious shitshow in the best way possible.

So, why am I discussing this? Well, similar to the [as I see it] hypocritical Berkley riots and the ever amusing Womens March, more right-wing groups are beginning to take to the streets, and on March 4th, the "March 4 Trump" began. Of course, marching Right-Wingers meeting pissed off Leftists has never gone down badly before, right?

And Unholy Alliance of BLM and Antifa protestors clashed with the Trump Marchers, and chaos ensued. People on both sides attacked each other, and in a bit of symbolism reminiscent of the 1960's, protestors even fought while the Stars & Stripes faced the red flag of revolution on the literal battlegrounds ,(okay, battleground may be a tad hyperbolic) in an admittedly pretty cool moment for the cameras.

And from the chaos of this engagement, a Patriot made himself known...STICKMAN.

Kyle Chapman, 41, charged to the aid of his fellow Patriots, who were under attack by masked Antifa rioters. This beautiful man, clad in his Texas Flag hoodie and backpack, his face hidden by a respirator mask, goggles, and helmet, and brandishing a stick in one hand, and an American Flag shield in the other, did his duty. He cracked some skulls and warded off the Leftist rioters, and his appearance and performance has made him into a Meme now. Later jailed for his actions, a crowdfunding effort succeeded in getting Chapman out of jail today. Where will Stickman go next? Home, to relax with his family.


God Speed, Stickman. God Speed.

Here's a link (admittedly biased, but funny articles) for y'all to a short article.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-05/new-super-hero-right-arises-behold-stick-man

This is glorious.