I really have no life. Here's a song generator, and I thought it'd be hilarious if we all generated songs about random stuff, or maybe we can get deep and meaningful, and post it here for everyone else to see. Just post your song and tell us what it's about.

Link to Song Generator

I'll start this bullshit.

A song about myself.



An Intelligent Kinda Author
- An Original Song
by Awesomesauce
I get on with life as a author,
I'm an intelligent kinda person.
I like math on Sundays,
I like computers in the week.
I like to contemplate happiness.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to pain.

Shoop-shoop!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about pain with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's happiness making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Happiness or...
Pain?

I like to use words like 'bigot,'
I like to use words like 'epic.'
I like to use words about happiness.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to pain.

Shoop-shoop!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about pain with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's happiness making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Happiness or...
Pain?

I like to hang out with no one,
I like to kick back with myself,
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to pain.

Shoop-shoop!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about pain with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's happiness making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Happiness or...
Pain?

I'm not too fond of stupidity,
I really hate hypocrisy,
But I just think back to pain,
And I'm happy once again.

Shoop-shoop!

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WTF. I don't even. Never mind. You can't expect anything good out of a halfassed generator.

I got one-


The Pink Bird and the Herpes
- In the style of Grease The Musical

by Derp and the Derpettes
Pink Bird, you saw me Dreaming alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
Without Jello of my own.

Pink Bird, you knew just what I was there for,
You heard me saying a prayer for,
A Jello I really could care for.

And then suddenly appeared before me, the only one my arms could ever hold.
I heard somebody whisper 'derp'
But when I looked, that Bird had turned to a Herpes!

Oh oh oh...

Pink Bird, now I'm no longer alone,
Without a dream in my heart, without a Herpes of my own.

You better shape up,
'Cause I need a Jello,
And instead I got a Herpes.
You better shape up;
You better understand,
To my heart I must be true.
And this Herpes and me are through!

We go together,
Like harry potter and Severus Snape, Like Severus Snape and harry potter.
Remembered forever,
As Shit Shit Shit Fucky-Fucky boom de boom de boom.

Well - a well - a well - a huh...
Tell me more, tell me more,
Do you even lift?

Tell me more, tell me more,
Is the Herpes a joke?

Tell me more, tell me more,
Where is my sodding Jello?

Dreaming dreams ripped at the seams, but oh those Dreaming nights.

Fighting the Wanker with Rifles
- in the style of The Cranberries
by left nut
In places,
In places, we are fighting,
With water bombs, and rifles,
And feet, and your face.
In places,
In places we are cryin',
In places,
Tony Blair and me.
We're in places, in places,
Tony Blair and me.

But I m in so deep,
I'm such a fool for Tony Blair,
Tony Blair's got me wrapped around a finger.
Do I have to look at you?
Do I have to, do I have to look at you?
Oh, I thought the world of Mathew Horne.
I thought nothing could go wrong.
But they were a plonker, but they were a wanker.

Wow. just wow.

In places, in places,
Tony Blair and me.
We're's in places, in places,
Tony Blair and me.

The Tale of My Slutty Cum Bucket Whore
- A Ballad
by Shitty Nipples
It began on a bloody period night:
I was the most shitty gay penguin around,
He was the most slutty cum bucket.

He was my whore,
My slutty whore,
My cum bucket.

We used to masturbate so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to fuck together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one night, one bloody night,
We decided to fuck too much.
Together we fucked the poop of BASED GOD.
It was smelly, so smelly.

From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so horny.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

He sucked off Hitler.
Alas, Hitler!
My whore sucked off Hitler.
It was ugly, so ugly.

The next day I thought my penis had broken,
I thought my vagina had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that night,
That bloody period night.

My vagina... ouch!
When I think of that slutty cum bucket,
That slutty cum bucket and me.

I'm seriously considering recording this. It's too amazing to just leave here and forget about.

Living For Crotch Stuffing in a Purple 3-legged Goat
- In the style of The Beatles
by My Name is Skuzzlebutt

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something,
I want to hold your surprisingly large banana shaped thingymabob,
I want to hold your surprisingly large banana shaped thingymabob,
I want to hold your surprisingly large banana shaped thingymabob.

Oh please, say to me,
You'll let me infiltrate the anus of a well-known but fucking ugly T.V personality.
And please, say to me,
You'll let me use the phrase "I've lost my mojo" more in conversation.
Now let me hold your surprisingly large banana shaped thingymabob,
I want to hold your surprisingly large banana shaped thingymabob.

Imagine there's no discs.
It's easy if you try.
No ducks in Ouagadougou,
Above us only dishes.
Imagine all the people,
Living for crotch stuffing...

You may say I'm an infamously hostile but well meaning butt-pirate,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us,
And the world will become filled with hungry hungry hippos.

All you need is mustard.
All you need is mustard.
All you need is mustard, mustard.
Mustard is all you need.

We all live in our purple 3-legged goat,
Purple 3-legged goat, purple 3-legged goat,
We all live in our purple 3-legged goat,
Purple 3-legged goat, purple 3-legged goat.

Oh yeah!

I made three. This one, I will never forget though.

Shit
- An Original Song
by Martial Law
He gets on with life as a whore,
He's a horny kinda chap.
He likes 'socializing' on Sundays,
He likes killing people in the week.
He likes to contemplate women.
But when he starts to daydream,
His mind turns straight to men.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about men with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's women making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Women or...
Men?

He likes to use words like 'shit,'
He likes to use words like 'even more shit.'
He likes to use words about women.
But when he stops his talking,
His mind turns straight to men.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about men with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's women making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Women or...
Men?

He likes to hang out with Sarah,
He likes to kick back with Tina,
But when left alone,
His mind turns straight to men.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about men with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's women making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Women or...
Men?

He's not too fond of people,
He really hates even more people,
But he just thinks back to men,
And he's happy once again.

Shala la la la la la!

- http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/xtt0/shit.html
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Here are the links to my two other songs, 'Living for Others' Deaths in a Blood Red Monster Truck' and 'Fighting the Whore with Flickblade'

- http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/z6s4/others-deaths-in-blood-red-monster-truck.html

- http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/vfb6/whore-with-flickblade.html

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

How much do I love boys?
- An Original Song
by Justin Effing Bieber
I get on with life as a pop star,
I'm a gay kinda person.
I like dancing on Sundays,
I like whining in the week.
I like to contemplate men.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to boys.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about boys with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's men making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Men or...
Boys?

I like to use words like 'baby,'
I like to use words like 'baby.'
I like to use words about men.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to boys.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about boys with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's men making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Men or...
Boys?

I like to hang out with ,
I like to kick back with ,
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to boys.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about boys with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's men making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Men or...
Boys?

I'm not too fond of haters,
I really hate men,
But I just think back to boys,
And I'm happy once again.

Oh oh oh!

Oh no... I'm at it again.

Gimme Yo Candy girl!
- in the style of Abba
by abbA
I was sick and tired of everything,
When I called you last night from Starbucks.
All I do is mop and cook and rake,
Wishing I only had a brain.

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme yo candy!
Won't somebody help me skydive!
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme yo candy!
I really want to skydive!

girl, I was defeated, you won the war.
girl, promise to love me forever more.
girl, couldn't escape if I wanted to.
girl, knowing my fate is to be with you.
FOOLISH ONE!!-FOOLISH ONE!!-FOOLISH ONE!!-FOOLISH ONE!!-FOOLISH ONE!! girl!
Finally facing girl.

You are the jogging monarch, here in Starbucks.
Jogging monarch, feel the beat from the tambourine.
You can skydive, you can skydive, having the time of your life.

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! yo candy,
Won't somebody help me skydive!

Random thoughts. Unfortunately this shows me what i think about.

Fudge
- An Original Song
by Munch Buffets
I get on with life as a Cavity Plugger,
I'm a YOLO kinda person.
I like Smiling and Sniffing.
I like to contemplate Nipples.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to Pizza.

Do I love Pizza more than Nipples?
Do I love Pizza more than Nipples?

I like to use words like 'Fudge' and 'Nugget.'
I like to use words about Nipples.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to Pizza.

Do I love Pizza more than Nipples?
Do I love Pizza more than Nipples?

I like to hang out with Skippy and Juicy J.
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to Pizza.

Do I love Pizza more than Nipples?
Do I love Pizza more than Nipples?

I hate Anal and Crying.
But I just think back to Pizza,
And I'm happy once again.

Throw Me An Everlasting Party With Strippers Kira One More Time
- In the Style of Britney Spears
by Purple Rockets
Oh Love, Love!
Oh Kira, Kira!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
Chocolate is eternal!
Give me a sign,
Throw me an everlasting party with strippers Kira one more time!

Oh Love, Love!
Oh Neon, Neon!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're Idiotic!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're Idiotic!

Oh Love, Love!
Oh Angel, Angel!
I think I did it again,
I made you believe Aliens,
Oh Angel!
To Practive violin like that is just so typically me.
Oh Love, Love!

CRAP!.. I did it again!
I Almost died trying to swim!

Oh Love, Love!
Oh Mirai, Mirai!
I think I made you believe Church is fun.
CRAP!.. You think Church is fun.

Oh Love, Love!
I'm not that Sweet!
You see my problem is this,
I'm addicted to chocolate,
Wishing Peace.

Oh Love, Love!
Oh Kira, Kira!
Oh Neon, Neon!
Oh Angel, Angel!
Oh Mirai, Mirai!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
Chocolate is eternal!
Give me a sign,
Throw me an everlasting party with strippers Kira one more time!

The Tale of My Lovable Student Best Friend
- A Ballad


by Ouka Silverwing
It began on a sweaty September night:
I was the most psychopathic student around,
He was the most lovable student.

He was my best friend,
My lovable best friend,
My student.

We used to snooze so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to drive together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one night, one sweaty night,
We decided to drive too much.
Together we groped an erogami.
It was lonely, so lonely.

From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so crazy.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

He offended Mum.
Alas, Mum!
My best friend offended Mum.
It was super, so super.

The next day I thought my shoulders had broken,
I thought my arms had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that night,
That sweaty September night.

My arms... ouch!
When I think of that lovable student,
That lovable student and me.

Once again:

I screwed a shota and I liked it
- In the style of Katy Perry


by Ouka Silverwing
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, hand in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I screwed a shota and I liked it
The taste of his cute lips
I screwed a shota just to try it
I hope my slave don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I screwed a shota and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Sane people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I screwed a shota and I liked it
The smell of his blushing face
I screwed a shota just to try it
I hope my slave don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I screwed a shota and I liked it
I liked it,

Those boys they are so magical
Cute lips, blushing face, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I screwed a shota and I liked it
The sound of his tiny shoulders
I screwed a shota just to try it
I hope my slave don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I screwed a shota and I liked it
I liked it

I liked the feel of his small body
I liked the feel of his small body.

For the love of cats (or at's because my kindle killed my song.)
Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something,
I want to hold your at,
I want to hold your at,
I want to hold your at.

Oh please, say to me,
You'll let me learn to fly.
And please, say to me,
You'll let me fly a jet.
Now let me hold your at,
I want to hold your at.

Imagine there's no paws.
It's easy if you try.
No claws in my lap,
Above us only hairballs.
Imagine all the people,
Living for life...

You may say I'm a kitty lover,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us,
And the world will become flowers.

All you need is furry cat love.
All you need is furry cat love.
All you need is furry cat love, furry cat love.
Furry cat love is all you need.

We all live in our red cart,
Red cart, red cart,
We all live in our red cart,
Red cart, red cart.

When Your Life is Full of Stupid Bitches and Ghosts
- in the style of REM
by The Neko's♥

Snobs suck and haters suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to drink a Coca cola,
But your life is full of bitches and ghosts.

You wonder when will it end.
You want your bestfriend,
You want your dad,
But all you see is the other me.
Oh the other me.
Oh snobs and haters, they'll pull you under,
Drain your life of anime and wonder.

Snobs suck and haters suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to drink a Coca cola,
But your life is full of bitches and ghosts.

You really want the world to end,
Goodbye my bestfriend,
Goodbye my dad,
And good riddance to the other me.
Oh the other me.
Oh snobs, haters, will pull you under,
Drain your life of anime and wonder.

Snobs suck and haters suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to drink a Coca cola,
But your life is full of bitches and ghosts.

Your life doesn't have to end.
Sing with my bestfriend,
Dance with my dad,
And put a curse on the other me.
Oh the other me.
Your life is stupid,
But get out and drink a Coca cola.

You want the greatest thing
The greatest thing since you learned about anime.
You've got it all, you've got it sized.
If you are confused check with Animehere.
Carry a guitar to help you along.

Get out and drink a Coca cola.