Ask a ridiculously stupid question, then get an equally stupid answer from others.

Example stolen from part 1 :

A : Can I become a lamp?
B : If you believe.
B : Does magic exist?
C : Apparently not, but you can hold your breath
C : Could a water bear survive a black hole?

And so on.

Continued from the last thread, question raised by Name !Lup0uZudWo

What happens now?

Nothing changes, but it feel like it did.

How many snowflakes will fall this season?

What do you think?

Why do have brains in our heads?

Umm so we are balanced in mind and body

Why can’t it get cold here?

Duh, turn off your sun silly. Try not to to take the supernova approach though, we knew what happened last time and what happens to my room right after.

Can you un-grant my wish on the Wishing Thread numbah 10?

Don't worry all your wish is not granted.

Why im still VIRGIN?

Your whole psychology is all wrong you should be proud of it like the MC in Rascal does not dream of Bunny Girl Senpai.

What is the best way to disinfect a burn wound?

By burning it more.

What's a good way to get banned here?

By leaving crumbs on your device

What's up with the sky?

Altitude
Why the statue of liberty a woman?

So men could climb up to her
In naming conventions, a person who plays piano is called a pianist. Why is a person who uses racecars not called racist?

Because that's too logical for the English language.

Why is it that you can sign the draft and be sent out to die at the age of 18, but can't drink until you're 21?

Cause the world is unfortunate

Why are there tests in this godforsaken world

Because your memory is important

Why can you drink at 21 years of age, but summon a ghost/demon through a Ouija board at age 8+?

Cause you are too young to do stupid thing while drunk.

Why is the world fucked?

Cause the people who run it are


Why do I have an orangutan running my country

Heck, our king is a cat.

If my blanket is blank, what is your blanketm

My blanket consists of many things such as dullness and smell

What currently on your mind right now?

Dullness and smell thanks to your shitty blanket
If my headphones are phones what are your bones?

Uhhhhh... Calcium?

What are bones made of, I’ve forgotten

I believe it's Uranium.

How do I make a mini nuclear power plant in my backyard?

I believe it's Uranium.

Is gray dead?

No, It is a a very colorful and lively color.

Why is USS (United States Ship) used instead of ASS (American State Ship)?

For the sake of the children.

Why do cats meow?

They don't.

Where are my whiskers

You must've dropped them somewhere.

Are alligators and crocodiles the same?

No, they each have different lives and daily activities and therefore they’re not the same.

Was my answer stupid?

Nah it was satisfactory

What’s for dinner?

A questionable sweet potato pie...

If smoke can put out a fire, then why does the fire produce it?

It’s basically incomplete combustion of the material on fire, so I don’t think fire has a choice.

Why am I hungry?

The though of a questionable sweet potato pie maybe

Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?

Only if you have 6 fingers.

Why is there nothing to watch on TV?

How to get transported to another world?

Like A world where magic exist

Die.

How to get revenge on someone who rejected you?

Shank

Why am I never happy?

Get a pet
Why do I have to die?

Your time is up here.

How do you muster the will to get up at 7:30 am?

too hard for me hahaha

how can I become an anime girl?

say "baka" and "hentai" 1000000000000000x

Can I marry a non-existent person?

Sure! Oath her! It would cost just a digital ring around 20 bucks or something.

What is the best absolute way to get on top of social hierarchy?

Money

Why is it that we don’t have magic?

Magic is just another word for science for explaining and manipulating the elements of the universe
What's a good hamburger recipe?

Crush/flatten some large meatballs and Tadaa! Borger!

What happens when you add any % milk with already whole milk? Can I get 100%+ milk?

No, because the milk would no longer be whole...

Is there a significance to the number 11?

>>46

How many lolis?

165048

Do I wanna know if this feeling flows both ways?

Sure go for it!

I’m hungry?

>>49 No, you’re Raffle!
I’m Hungary?

No, you're hungry

>>51 C’mon put a question already

No I’m hungry.

Are you hungry?

>>52 No, I’m Hungary!
Why didn’t Rin make a new question?

Rin is a member of the Dollars Resistance! It must be!

Have you heard about the Dollars Resistance?

Maybe but why?

Do think they’re some sort of rebel alien or a super model or somethin’?

Knowing the relation between Kim Kardshian's ass and the architecture, yes I do

Can I ask something?

only if it involves words.

Is it better to do magic with a flute or an electric guitar ?

Such instrument you mentioned were practical, but the limitations were clear as day. Assuming you have finished Newton's book of Energy Blast and Orbs, I'd recommend using mechanical keyboard from Steelseries.

Recommend me some tsundere numbers, please?

Numbers like one- because tsunderes dont like being lonely and a million because that's the perceived amount of dignity they lose if they confess :P

How would you feel if every grain of salt you ate gave you the ability to be smart but limited your proficiency in communication so you become a genius and no one ever found out?

There are actually two answers to this question, and they are as follow:

Answer number one- if I ate enough salt I would eventually become so unbelievably, incredibly, intensely intelligent that my emotions would no longer be understandable. I would probably become just like a robot, unable to communicate humanely on account of my massive intellect. Silly human.
Answer 2: I eat much salt, answer can't say.

As for a question- If the romance of the moon, the earth, and the sun involves the sun and moon being 'switches', what position does the earth take?

Hes a third wheel, so hes happy no matter what position he takes. (he prefers it up the butt though)

How would one describe my internet persona? >:D

If diabetes the disease is what you were going for then good job; ack! You're so sweet it gives me a resistance to insulin XD

What would you do if you could give yourself a heart attack at will? °¤°

I'd use it once and for the final time ofc.

If I were you, what would you do?

I’d become your disciple in body snatching.

When will I get to have my taco Tuesday 3 beef tacos again?

im afraid not.

where can I purchase a brain?

I'm afraid all the minimarket were out of stock due to this pandemic, can't say for certain regarding supermarkets though. Its worth a shot, I think.

Why can't the wasp on my room just left through the window instead of hiding between the ceiling?

it doesn't want to leave, it's hiding from the crippling existential depression it feels when it's at home.

how can i nicely tell lucifer to stop texting me?

simple:
You: Hello there my dearest Lucifer~ You seem well today; I am however, not well. Please regard this as a final message: "Any further messages you send will be deleted by my personal bot ♥ Have a nice day now~"
It really is all in the light-hearted nonchalant delivery of this message~

Why do I have to wash or clear something a number of times before I feel it is truly purged of all residual matter?

OCD maybe?

I’m kinda tired?

Didn't I already told you to stop drinking the coffee? Now hand them over.

Hey guys, I wanna buy a new pentab for osu related usage. Can you suggest some cheap good stuff??

Idk i use veikk the most unknown brand ever (cheap though)


But I did some research and huion or XP-Pen are the most recommended (apparently but I dunno) other than that, there's Wacom but those can be expensive. I use the veikk A30 for 49 US dollars but I dunno if that works well with OSU

Was I not supposed to take that question seriously?

Idk should be useful to someone.

What is osu? (this is a serious question)

Uh idk i literally did a google search XD
but it seems to be a music rhythm related game that helps u with mouse movement and stuff?

Does this site have notifications?

Silly! I get them phantom notification all the time, everyone knew the site is dead and the new posts were just bots! Like I mean, really?? Neko and Nyanka?? Do you expect those to be real people??

On a side note, the thread's title blatantly demands for a stupid question to be replied with an equally stupid answer.

On a side side note, you can use Dollars mobile app to get notifications. Sort of, PC users however must keep lurking and reloading the site periodically. Although there's a browser extension that lets you automatically reload a site periodically which I forgot the names of, its the closest thing you can get. Personally, I like the traditional way of lurking and waiting for replies, but maybe its just me.

Did you know that the mobile chrome app's tab counter would turn into a happy face when it reach more than 99? Or you're missing on it or am I missing something?

i dunno my computer would lag so hard time would stop if I had 100 active tabs

Am I hungry enough to eat a horse even though I'm vegetarian

You'd probably develop the ability to do photosynthesis as a coping mechanism rather than giving up your vegetarian title.

Otsu kare is shouted as a congratulation, but has anyone heard about Otsu garvak?

Nope no idea.

Is it a type of bird?

Is Antarctica the first discovery of dry ice? because Antarctica is dessert right? so the ice there must also be dry.

>>78 The format is [Answer the previous question, then Ask your question]

>>77 Probably some parallel-universe nonsense, or something.

Why did you guys let the other game-thread sunk below?

Don’t know about other people but even Minecraft makes me dizzy.

Has anyone seen Parks and Recreation?

No but we could make one

More importantly how many are we?

At least three

but if hoe shorts are jean, and a hexagon has at least two sides, when and where if has a doesn't, Even COWS can DANCE!!??

WARNING ALIENS!!!

Have you said Happy Mother’s Day?( To someone or no one)

Silly, Mother's day was 22 December.

Does every country has different Mother's day?

Maybe over hear in the states it was on May, 10.

Do I really need to wake up?

Only if you can't.

What's a fella gotta do around here to get some apple juice?

Selling some juicy dignity, they're on high-demands lately.

How can I put an elephant inside my fridge in 3 simple steps?

Oh silly! You can ask Ryuk who lurks here with his apples 24/7.

If I travel back in time and kill my grandfather (before he meets my grandma), will I be born? If no, then how did I travel back and kill him? If yes, then I would travel back and kill him and he would never be able to give birth to my parent. Tell me. Hmmmmmmmmmm????

>>87 Dang it, we replied at the same time Firion. My post was towards >>86.

Wait nvm. I didn't reload. Let me reply to you >>87

>>87 Open the fridge door, put the elephant inside, close the door. There.

If I travel back in time and kill my grandfather (before he meets my grandma), will I be born? If no, how did I travel back in time and kill him? If yes, then I would travel back and kill him and he would never be able to give birth to my mom/dad/any parent. Tell me. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

You’ll be dragged into the void and cease to exist... or you might become a primordial being who rules over all. (If this is true please cease to exist)

Do you like lentil soup?

I like litnel soup more, I think.

I need to know where to look for Moons!?

If you find a cow jumping, you'll find your moons.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

(>>91 It's a time paradox question which really has no answer but being a rules sounds fun kek)

Cause mushrooms taste really good!

Do you like potatoes?

Nah, but I like british fries. Not french fries, those were still kind of potato-ish.

Could a water bear survive a blackhole?

If the water bear does a double somersault with a quadruple flip and scores a 8-7 on its landing.

What’s a water bear?

It's a bear seeking water in a desert.

What happens when you get 'scared half to death' twice?

if you are scared half to death twice then don't you lose both halves of your life. Well, I'm thinking Minecraft 1 life here.
Am i missing something?

No I'm pretty sure something is behind you, don't worry.

What's invisible but never out of sight?

You

What would be a great catch phrase?

"pee pee goes choo choo"

Where is the nearest exam location in my area?

It's in your area.

Why do cartoon characters have 4 fingers on each hand instead of 3?

Because of their gene pool (incest?)

What is a great question to question a question?

Why?

What's in my pocket?

The entire solar system and your time machine keychain.

What's the difference between Shipping and Cargo(...ing?)?

Escargot is delicious.

Do people usually like eating cooked snails?

>>95 You’re repeating yourself Firi

>>107 That's the point :P

Continuing from >>106
Most of them, but they add a small amount of dark matter on top.

What is Escargot?

Escargot is a delicious meal I once had in a cruise ship that consisted of cheese, snails and some other stuff I don’t remember but they were really good!

Have you eaten a cooked snail?

Yes, I have, they are called escargots and they're just plain cooked snails that you slurp up. (not a sort of dish ;) )

Will my mayonnaise be of good quality when I finish making it?

Only if you season it with pixie dust.

My house is on fire!

Try blowing air.

If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it call success?

No, to understand the true meaning of failure also means to have mastered succes. It would be a failure.

How many cats would fit into my intestines?

You eat cats?!!What a barbarian shame on you!

Do you like zucchini?

I actually prefer British Fries, but sure why not. Although I never tasted zuccerberg before.

That cloud on my house seemed to be freezing to ice, will it fall?

Try heating up the environment by burning down your house. It won't fall then.

How do I fly?

The mushrooms teach you to fly ;).

Is a cat's tail edible?

Only if you season it with dark matter.

Do you praise mother shroom?

Yes, whenever Easter Sunday falls on a Wednesday.

How do other people feel, when everything goes black because i blink?

They feel sorry for you.

Am I alive?

You are as long that you're not sure whether you are not.

What are the odds that I'm the reincarnation of someone famous, say, Jesus?

No because then I would be god.

Do you like pickled vegetables?

No, pickled chocolates are better.

How do I get to Mars?

With portals, think with portals.

How?

Cheese

What is your opinion on dirty diapers?

They're like you.

Are we living in a simulation?

yes we’re living in a simulated universe and being watched by ourselves from the outside.

Is Donna irritable because they’re wearing dirty diapers?

No, you're irritable since you're crazy about dirty diapers.

Why are the alphabets arranged the way they are?

Because they evolved from syllabic units of language, which on their turn originate from logogrammiccal (?) symbols, which are logographic symbols that lost the aspect of being literally representative for whatever they looked like. The Fenicians were the ones that lie at the basis of most alphabets which I assume you might be referring to, so an alternate answer is because the Fenicians made it so, and the Etrusks and Greeks and Romans changed it so.

Will I live for much longer?

Of coourse ! You're immortal after all.

Who's the most famous real immortal by the way ?

He goes by the name Jack if I'm not mistaken, Fonhee Jack Wylde. Sorry to break it upon you.

How to get rid of eyesight?

Gouge out your eyeballs.

How do I end my suffering?

Drink tea.

What is the purpose of bread in a sandwich?

Filling your stomach.

Why is a frog too?

You guys use frogs to fill up your stomach? Where did you even get those guys, saturn? You must be living in the 21st century or something, everyone couldn't ever forget those guys was declared extinct back in 2057.

Say, saturn?

No, I'm from Sun. Earthlings are a disgrace.


Ya like jazz?

I'm more of a country man

What are the chances of my cat being dead?

Huh, reminds me of Schrodinger's cat. One out two perhaps, I'm not entirely sure about that.

When can I see my waif?

When your waif wants to see you.

Firion has a waif?

I doubt it

Hypela has a waif?

I believe it was just a jpeg image, he had loads of them.

Plz gib moneh for bought ma waif skeens.

The person above didn't ask any question, so here is no answer.

Is this question a stupid question?

Yes it is.

Are questions about preferences supposed to be stupid?

If you're going to address my weird preference towards lolis as of late, then don't even think about it because yes its stupid.

Can you Plz gib moneh for bought ma waif skeens?

Nwo mwe cwan't cwoz me brwoke UwU

Can someone do my assignments?

Once my exams are over, I'm willing to do what I can, and help you with pleasure.

Should I keep this purple flower in my hair?

Yes sure, it will look good on you!

Why is Ray so kind? TwT

They're trying to eat you, like the witch from Hanzel and Gretel.

Are there caves on the moon?

You haven't heard? The aliens lived underground, on the moon.

Why did my aim keeps getting worse?

You should have four eyes like me.

Why am I getting blind?

Not eating enough carrots.

What’s kind of a dog doesn’t have a tail?

The unhappy ones.

Will eating carrots fix my -4 eye power?

No, carrots improving your vision is a lie. It was used as war propaganda. The Brits had radar on their planes, and the Germans were wondering how the Brits always knew the exact position of their planes, and the Brits, not wanting to give away the secret of radar, said that their pilots ate lots of carrots, giving them good vision. So, it's a myth that originated out of propaganda.

What is the line between infatuation and obsession?

Becoming a yandere.

What is the worst superpower?

To be able to always come up with a super smart answer on the
'Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer' game thread.

Why did everyone go against the rules of the game these days?

Because we are evolving.

How do we make this game stupid again?

Somehow interconnect all our answers with the one true god, diaper.

Why couldn't Donna just be patient and wait until two people replies to a game thread, just so I wouldn't need to read their names two times!

Because they have an obsession.

Does Dona have an obsession?

No, she's simply infatuated.

Would it shock people if I were to reveal that Donna and I are one and the same person?

No, because we are one and the same person.

Why do people assume I'm either obsessed or infatuated?

(>>157 I'm active that's why, get used to my name :v)

Don't know, what are the meaning of those words even?

No I'm not kidding, what is the meaning?

If you receive love letters, know someone is infatuated with you but if you receive the bloody clothes from a dead corpse with a note of ''You're mine'', know someone deeply loves you- I mean is obsessed with you. Google is the real answer. :3

Does it seem like I'm either infatuated or obsessed?

I'd say you're captivated.

Incense or patchouli?

Both, of course.

What/Who am I captivated to?

Yes.

Do we celebrate this day properly, or do we let it pass?

WE SHALL FILL THE ENTIRE ROADS AROUND THE GLOBE WITH OUR MEMBERS, TIS OUR 10TH ANNIVERSARY AND WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING BIG!

Who wouldn't make the thread this year?

Me

Is Don infatuated with simself?

No, Donna loves herself but she's infatuated with someone else-

Is Firion having a stroke in >>167 ?

Yeah, totally. I mean, look at those perfect grammar and no typos. He has a good finger for someone that went through a stroke atm.

How can I sto etghis etsrokee//?

Yiu cB:u oqube qebjv[[o eqbv[qvbv.

How can I make Firion have a stroke?

Electrocution maybe a shock to the heart.

Can I RSVP to watch Firi having a stroke?

That'll be 25 bucks sir, do you have a credit card?

Guys seriously, how can I sto[]p thosfd sdtraepokre.,/?

Try remembering how much you used to love your waif.

How do I make a catastrophe destroy my institute?

Contact an Alien race to come and destroy it for a discount they’ll even haul away the dead bodies to use as fuel.

So is Don really a stalker?

I think so, as far as he proclaims to be.

Do you have a credit card?

Yesn't.

Do sending love letters make me a stalker?

Only if they bear marks of obsessive behaviour.

Should I have stayed in France this afternoon?

Just go to the Champs Elysees.

Did my tripcode work?

(It didn’t)

>>179 It did.

How do I get new ideas for more letters? XD

You stalk more

How can I download songs from Xiami?

idk lol hahaha

whats easy to make but super yummy (not necessarily healthy though look at my username) and also vegetarian because I'm vegetarian haha

>>183 toast, I would kill for some toast.

Is it bad to have 2 personas?

>>184 Only if you are able to talk to one another.

Is it really a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake?

As a matter of fact, you are wrong! It actually took around 3-6 piece of cakes to bake a pretty cake, or not. I'm not sure actually, but I'm pretty sure a piece only wouldn't be sufficient.

Could a potato emit an electrical charge?

Yeah,it does, through the power of Harry Potter.

Can I adopt a pink elephant?

No, but you can adopt a green one :)

Why is 1 + 1 = 11?

Nah, the true answer is a window man.

Why did I went out of my way to make that GIF?

You don’t have anything better to do.

Are you bored?

Being able to be bored is a privilege.

To be?

N I E R

Do you prefer cheetos with or without the skin?

>>192 Neither. But bone-in taste good

Am I a robot?

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Why are my eyes spinning?

Must be the monitors, your eyes kept moving from the first one, to the second one, to the third one, and you kept repeating that moving pattern. No wonder its spinning, that's how our eyes work dummy.

Why is my time so short?

Because you put your clock on the floor.

How was the Dog of Wisdom video translated?

Through google translate.

Dog of Wisdom?

Cat of wisdom.

How do I understand people?

You dont.

Should I print all those question paper or let it stay a pdf instead?

Throw them all and you'll be free.

Who does my connection hate me? Pepehands ;-;

Idk

Are there fun times ahead?

No, they're in the past.

How do I destroy my institute?

With an enormous humongous oversized encyclopedia book that contains the primitive aztec culture and legends of the monkey king side by side inside it.

Why did monkey king venture to the west?

because he liked the beans there

why are the beans there better?

Well actually they didn’t have beans until they went to the America’s.(I think)

Why is it called a heat dome now but before they just said it was a high pressure area?

You will be burning and dying on your nice swim.

Can I have a nice swim in a volcano?

Yes, but you need to wear a full netherite armor. As of the method to get ancient debris on nether, I haven't figured that out quite yet.

On what aspect did Macrohard does better than Microsoft?

Their existence.

How do I make my friend eat pizza with pineapple?

Fruit Pizza of course, no complaints there!

Why did someone invent chip-clips instead of just resealable chip bags?

All according to keikaku for moving to Mars.

Can I stop being a lamp?

Sure, you are now Firionion.

How do I close my eyes?

You un-open them.

Why is there never enough shelf room for books?

It's because you kept buying those Doujins and Anthology books!

Is it true that a stupid question thread can be used to ask for wishes?

If you were wishing for an answer to that question, then yes!

Why ARE pretzels in THAT shape?

So you can ask why they’re in that shape, of course!

How tall is that 8 foot lady?

She's in fact, a he!

How do I fix the blank spaces on my printer?

Cut them out.

What’s a great way to disappear?

Ghosting.

Where is my diary?

Check the closest bird's nest

How does one become an old God

Get old first, take it easy. One step at a time, next step after the following break.

2+4 equals zero?

Nope, it equals 24 obviously.

what are we having for lunch today?

Stir fry

How do I find a good sandwich?

Find someone with good taste and search through their mouth

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

No. Melting it would mean turn it back into a liquid, so you would still get wet. And freeze to death.

For how many days can leftover pizza (refrigerated) still be good?

The same number of days as there are fingers on your feet.


Will a girl with red hair reply to this question?

She might not.

Will I get to wish 'Happy Birthday' to a philosophical mind in 10 days?

You might not, your odds are about the same as those as mine for that last question.

Will I get to wish 'Happy Birthday' to a mortal deity in 123 days?

Not a mortal deity, but definitely a boring nerd who isn't a gamer that loves making friends! <3

Will I get to talk more to a saintly friend of mine, to whom names mean a lot ;), in 10 days? Because there's indeed A LOT I have to talk about.

The stars have told me that sadly, in 10 (or 9) days, that wish won't be able to be entirely fulfilled yet. In 16 days, however, the stars predict good fortune for you and your name-y friend and indicate that A LOT might be said, if the odds are with you.

Meow?

Bork.

How do I end my tutor's existence?

Fail your exam consecutively and he'll slowly descend to madness as he tries to find a way to teach you the right way.

How do I get Youtube membership for my favorite channel?

I’ll help you with that, but first, THIS COMMENT IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.

What is the best pickup line?

If I knew that I wouldn’t still be alone

Why am I required by law to learn about stuff I don’t care about?

Because your grandmother sacrificed her life to save the world by drowning a fish. Be grateful.

Why couldn't I have been born with wings?

Because wings are weak.

How do I un-read messages?

.sdrawkcab ti dear tsuj uoY

What is the quickest way to enrage someone?

Have them not sip from your Pepsi.

Big muscle not present in body why?

Weakness is associated with a lack of big muscles.

What should I do with a broken window A/C unit?

Nurse it back to health.

Where have all the butterflies gone?

To Mexico.

Where can I get some clogs?

Wooden shoe like to know (sorry not sorry)

Would it be possible to climb a hill using only your nails?

Kinda, try climbing the gummy hills instead of the usual rocky hills.

Does a cult categorized as religion?

Yes it would be a pseudo religion I believe.

Do you like salads?

Yes.

Is it my fault?

The confession? Yes.

How do I properly meme?

By convincing yourself you're not doing so as you do so.

Can I be?

Yes, but it you’d wanna avoid that.

What would a perfect person say?

Something you won't be able to hear.

How to take better decisions when sleep deprived?

Drink coffee.

Can I become God?

Kinda, but you gotta believe me. Jump into that huge canyon and you'll be god by the time you arrived at the bottom.

I saw people that used all sorts of physical expression to communicate with each other, can't we just skip this era to telepathic communication already?

You mean you haven't already? Wooow, slow.

Why do birds have such sharp teeth??

Well, a woodpecker's gotta peck its wood with something.

Why is pink the best color?

Because it takes a real man to wear pink anyone who don't understand are not real

Why is music so good sometimes not o.0

Because the music is an actual being, they're just being racists. They only make themselves likeable to people that they desire.

Which would be the best, most tender, succulent cut of human meat? Asking for a friend.

It would be the butt. Trust me on this one, I'm speaking from personal experience.

Why can I not breathe underwater?

Because the water just doesn't like you.

Why is the sun hot all the time?

It has a really bad fever.

How were the pyramids in Egypt built?

They started from the bottom and built upwards.

How will the world end?

Kill me.

How to reject someone as kindly as possible?

Kill them.

How to ??

No.

Am I real?

No we’re all holograms created by OP beings watching us for entertainment.

How do you plant a tree?

You have all been lied to.

All of you sheep are lead to believe that trees create paper, but what if I told you the truth is quite the opposite.

Today I will open your third eye and show you that it is paper that we have defect for our trees, showing you the intense conversion from paper to tree.

What you're looking at here is a forest before the Brazilian government has had a chance to burn it down.

This is the birth place of all trees, this is a Paper Transmorph Refine facility where humans play god by taking paper and creating trees from it.

The process starts with this machine stripping the paper off its labels, leaving it bare. Next, the paper enters our de-shelling machine that strips it off its outside coverings, here you can see one of our very happy workers admiring this piece of paper excited for the great tree he knew that will soon become.

The papers then gently pushed onto a conveyor belt that transports it to a machine that is playing Mozart on-loop in order to calm the paper down during this very stressful period.

Once through the music machine, the single pieces of paper are glued together and stretched across rollers and then schooled on giant wheels of paper. This technique is known as the Heisenberg-process named after my favorite Breaking Bad character.

Once the giant rolling pin of paper is ready for the next stage, it is transported across the facility where it is fired up into another set of rollers. Here, the paper is mercilessly waterboarded by a high-powered pressure washers and miniature fire hoses, breaking the molecular bonds in the paper, making them easier to transform.

Next, its baked like a cookie in our oven.

Then thrown to our semen spraying machine where its finally bukkakied enough to get very crusty as it is transported upward where it enters the cauldron of our paper-to-tree potion, created from the finest mages on The East Coast. This is the most important component of the conversion.

From here the potion takes effect and after a mere 5 minutes, the paper has now become wood chips which is sucked up by an industrial vacuum here and as they get transported to the vacuum, are assembled and glued together to form full branches.

Watch closely here and you can see a small branch actually being born right before your eyes.

Once the branches reach maturity, they're transported back to the forest and they're planted where the trees can grow from their branches and become full-fledged forest of trees.

That's all thanks to our hero, Paper. We don't know where paper comes from, but we sure as fuck know where trees come from now.

Why did I transcript all that by myself again?

Omg lol that vid is hilarious xD. We have indeed been lied to ;-; but my third eye has awoken: I see the truth now.

But if trees come from paper where does the paper come from?

>>264 wth

The answer to everything is 42.

What are squirrels doing in trees?

>>266 to hide their nuts from onlookers they don't wear pants <.<

Why do cats always want attention then attack their owners? =^.^=

Because cats are fickle creatures.

Why is getting up in the morning painful?

Cause your eyes have an aversion to light.

What is a bush?

Bush are those alien disguising spy drones!!!!! Stay away from them!!! They have plasma lasers that will obliterate you down to the atoms and they won't hesitate to use it on you!!

If I died on the isekai, will I get reincarnated on the boring world?

Nope, once you die on the isekai you die everywhere in every universe and dimension. That's just how it is.

If helicopters were living, would they be considered birds?

Nah, that would be airplanes, helicopters would just be some sort of giant flying bug.

If a fly was able to talk what would it say?

Hmmmmmm

What is a balloon?

Balloon is a ball of Oon, but Balloons on the other side though means Balls of Oon.

What does Oon stands for?

Oonids, an invasive species set on domination of the human species

What is lighter. a kilogram of bricks, or a kilogram of feathers

I believe a kilogram of feathers is more flammable.

What can I do to get a nice milkshake around here?

regalarlo

los gatos existen??

Cats? What are those?

Can I shoot down the sun with a bow and arrow?

Yeah, but you gotta hit a bullseye on his flipper or else he'll get super mad and went supernova. Targeting the flipper actually knocks him out, less chance of getting killed. Just make sure to get the hell out of there real quick, he'll commit supernova either way when he wakes up.

Anyway, how does a sun's flipper looks like and where is it located?

It looks like a flipper and it is located on its bum.

Are blankets better than hoodies?

None, being rocketed into the sun is the optimal way to get warmer.

How do planes fly?

Well... When a man and a woman love each other very much...

How long does it take for a grown man to get milk when driving a Dodge Dakota 1998 on a full tank and the gas station is just down the road?

35 years.

How do 3-way bulbs work?

They don't. They're on unemployment salary while they search for a new job.

How much do you need to spin to take so much angular momentum out of the Earth that it stops rotating?

Go to Metropolis and ask Superman, pretty sure he did that once or twice.

What happens when we die?

You'll have to ask me later.

Where do I get a sense of direction?

You pick them from a direction tree.

Did you know that direction is the name of a fruit?

You can't prove that I didn't so yes.

What would be your last meal?

No idea, but I'll be some maggots' first meal.

How strong do you have to be to bench-press the Earth by doing push-ups?

Stronger than me that's for sure.

Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soaps and gives Sarah 6. How many bottles of dish soap does Johnny have left?

Do the math. Johnny has obsessive compulsive disorder and needs to wash dishes all the time. He knows he does not need 19 bottles of dish soap so her therapist is helping him to get rid of his illness.

Anyway, why do parents get divorced?

Well, if something doesn't make sense it's because a wizard did it.

How many roosters does it take to plug a lightbulb?

Zero, you don't use roosters to plug a lightbulb. I wasn't aware there were plug in lightbulbs either.

How many colors can you see?

i have no idea and i am not interested in finding out. too lazy:3

when will pigs be able to fly?

Pigs can fly already, you just need to throw them far enough.

How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie roll?

420 haha lolmao 69 amirite

Pencil or Ballpoint, which one is superior?

Neither, its the Pencil Trident now lolmao

Why is Greenland called Greenland when it's not green?

Christopher Columbus, the man to discover it, was tripping on acid at the time. I thought everyone knew this smh

Why is Iceland named that way when it has lots of plants?

The founder probably was just as drunk as Columbus, dunno for sure.

Is Australia actually upside down?

It's right side up, everyone else is upside down.

If every action causes an equal and opposite reaction, how come that punching a wall doesn't make the wall punch you?

All walls actually are dark curses solidified. When you hit it, a curse is released which takes effect later in life.

What happens when you swallow gum?

You swallow the hopes and dreams of trees aswell.

If glass is a liquid, can you drink it?

No, but you can chew it, which makes it superior to any other liquid.

What was first, the egg or the chick?

Before it hatched, it wasn't a chicken.

What would you do if ?

I would read the URL. Duh.

How many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink?

Flamingo.

Forever

What just happened again?

Sorcery.

How long will this thread last?

920918903812093812 years later.

How to get our shit together?

With a shovel.

If I have 4 apples and I eat 2, how many apples do I have?

Two and a pile o' poo.

How many people?

If not 3 then 12, if both are still wrong then its probably over 9000.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

no idea mate but i know about some road crossing a zebra.

What does "Meow" mean?

Mouse Eats Our Wheat. That's what cats are trying to tell us.

How can you tell which way is North?

If I can hear the jingle of Santas Christmas bells it's north.

How many times have you blinked?

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

(That's both the answer AND the question).

Less than the amount YOUR MOM HAS EVER EATEN, HA!

How many YoMama jokes can we fit in this thread?

>>317 I REALLY hope you were making a JoJo reference because that got a repressed chuckle in class out of me.

One and one only.

How many 'parents' do people technically have?

>>319 Yes! I am! Well, I mean, I was... Alright, that sounded better in my head.

Around two on average. Unless we're talking about fiction, in which case the average goes down to one while the other one is either never mentioned or died in a dramatic fashion.

How do you kill two birds with one stone? Does the stone bounce after the first bird or does it just keep going until the bird-stone system collisions with a smaller bird?

>>320 Respect.

Personally, I catch the birds and then cut up their body with a sharpened stone. I start with detaching the head and then begin removing the insides. I end up using the outside of the shells as dolls. I've killed many birds with one stone! :D

Is it possible to marry your waifu?

Yes, but only the waifus on gacha games. The devs would usually provide some sort of 'pledge' feature, which primarily used to boost the character's stats. But that never stops us from deluding ourselves into thinking there's a deeper meaning behind the character(s) you've 'married.'

Should I have just one waifu?

Of course, as the saying goes: "having more than one waifu will ruin your laifu".

Who is best grill? [sic]

ofc Speedwagon is.

Is there anything wrong with being a fujoshi?

yes but no

what color is better pastel pink or neon pink?

neon pink because it burns better.

do bees even have knees?

technically but they aren't called knees. I think.

would you rather sleep in your bed or your closet?

Nowhere, sleep is for the weak.

What's the fastest way to get rich?

I'd rather sleep in my coffin already.

This world sucks, can I reincarnate to the next world already?

Nah please a wait a little bit more

Is math a thing we socially construct or does everyone else uses it too?

Our numerical system is based on our 10 fingers. It's a universal language that theoretically, should still apply to foreign species. The vocabulary may be different but in the end, 2+2=5.
If an alien species has 12 fingers instead of 10 though it could change up everything.

What's the best JoJo refernce?

i don't know iv'e never watched JoJo's bizarre adventure

whats the difference between cake and cup cakes?

One can be eaten repeatedly all at once, the other one can only be eaten once all at once. Of course, you'd suffocate if you ate one of them all at once.

Once or twice is the amount of what I did?

Thrice.

Who has you are?

are you has who

do you identify as a dog or a cat?

A crow. Because I hunger for human eyes.

Which birb is best birb? [sic]

>>338 Wrong thread, continuing from >>337

Cooked birb, ofc.

Could a black bear survive a water hole?

>>340 Thought the first post explained quite well no? Come up with an equally stupid answer for the latest stupid question, then add your own stupid question for the next poster to reply to.

The latest question would be:
Could a black bear survive a water hole?

No idea, but black water would definitely have no chance against a bear hole. Bear holes are fucking terrifying, man.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Just like everyone else, 10.

What the FUCK is a bear hole?

What I can at least tell is that their lore had a symbiotic relationship with black water.

Is black water poisonous?

No, but you may go blind if it gets in your eyes. Also, exposure to it has been linked with early onset baldness.

How many bears can you fit in a bear hole without the whole thing collapsing on itself?

I'm gonna have to go with three since it's a magic number.

How long are we gonna go on about a bearhole?

Until the bears start hibernating, of course. Which actually is right about now, now that I think about it. So long, bear hole, you and your majestic plantigrade singularity will be missed.

Why is three a magic number?

Cause School Rock said so

Why question the magic number?

Because I'm A SCIENTIST. MY JOB IS TO QUESTION EVERYTHING TO REACH THE TRUTH.

How does the Dreamworks' logo guy do to fish from the crescent moon?

well you see he has a dimensional warp portal that brings fish in

who is how to basic?

Well you see, Basically...

Why did I forget what I was gonna answer?

Well you see, basically...

Is this some sort of a new transmittable disease?

No, it's actually kind of like you enter a room and you.. You just... So that's why...

How do you just... I mean, you know... do the thing that's kind of like... like that, you know what I mean?

Yeah..........

Potatoes are good right?

Umm... I don't like shellfish.

Is ketergent allright?

do you mean detergent? because if you do, maybe you should start washing your clothes better...

where do i get my hands on some acid?

If you put your hands on acid they'll melt away. Don't do that.

What's the meaning of life?

The answer to all your questions can be found on the internet.

Do you 42?

Well I don't know, look for it on the internet.

Internet is a mistake?

do we live in a simulation? what if the people who created us lives in a simulation too? (+o+)

Don’t know, unless anyone who creates any simulation agrees to shut down the simulation when the simulation figures out how to make a simulation :)

What’s that person over there called?

I prefer the term "that guy", thank you very much.

How do ships float?

Pixie dust.

How do airplanes flew?

by flapping their wings

why didn't Santa come to my house last year?

Because Satan came instead, and they don't really go along...

Why is light so bright ?!

The same reason heavy is so dark.

Why is heavy so dark?

Because heavy is equal to the mass times acceleration.

Why is this circle square?

We learned this in 3rd grade istg, all circles can be squares but squares cannot be circles. What were you homeschooled?

Why does this song keep saying "Kimochi"?

The CD is scratched, it keeps skipping

how are you doing today?

Cardboard box Peanut Butter Jelly.

If you throw a rock at a person how likely are they to jump in front of a car?

>>369
"how are you doing today"

>>>370
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>>372 Thread derailed, continuing from >>371

I think you're having the equation wrong, it should be the car that is thrown at the person to bait the human into jumping onto a rock.

Will Furuhashi win?

Bump for cleanup

The race to mars? Yes.

Will Onodera win?

Will Onodera win?
I think it's a matter of the electron configuration. Seems like [Ar]4s^2 3d^6 to me.

What is food?

"Food" is the sound that fish make after their daily morning walks

Why does Rudolph have a red nose?

What if the red you're seeing isn't the same with the red that I actually see, what if you could somehow see using the vision of my eye and realized my red is actually your blue.

What if my blue is actually your red?

Then your world would be filled with sharks that own their little red squares

How tall is shizuo

About 19 minutes

What does blue taste like?

Like a tomato ketchup probably, since its my red.

How do you rank the top 5 number amongst the existing numbers from 1 to 9?

Often

(That was so dumb that even I think it deserves explanation. It's the first letter of 1, 4/5, 2/3, 8, 9.)

What would you do if there was a loli right in front of you?

>>382

Nothing illegal, officer.


what if I didn't ask a question?

What if I asked some questions?

You only get one. That was it. Off to the shadow realm with you.

How many ?

Good question.

Why am I so good at Minecraft?

The right question is,

Who are you to boldly claim such an audacious title of being very good at minecraft, you narcissist twat? For legal reasons, that's a joke.

>>387 lmao.

btw you should prolly delete that message and repost it but with your own question so that we can keep going

>>388 i believe in any question marks marks the stupid questions lmao, behold the utter ridiculousness and stupidity of that question

Or perhaps you want it to be reworded?

Who'll be bold enough to claim themselves as the best player of Minecraft?

Some 12 yo dweeb.

Will all of the masks being worn become litter and destroy the environment?

The magical girls clean up crew will do their doki doki chant and zap all of em away.

Should gummy bears grow on trees?

Definitely!

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

They can both produce a few notes. (Also both make ya a bit uneasy)

How many ways can you spell cattywhompus?

one

how does one's brain tasted like? Why did zombies liked it very much?

After sampling, Serious Eats wrote that brains tasted, “animalistic,” “somewhat like a firm fish roe, though without the fishiness, of course.” That was another dish Liv tried on iZombie. And Reddit, notoriously a reliable source, says that brains are similar in taste to eggs.

Why do people think recreating dinosaurs is an OKAY idea?

So that they can replace horse-drawn carriages since it is the 21 century.

If you could create asymptotes in space around you, how would you use that? (So you don't have to search it, asymptotes are a math thing that basically make it so that things approach but never reach some point. Also if you answer with something smart then ur dumb.:D)

i would make polar bears have wings.

could you please make it big on a steady tree?

I proposed a better idea to make it small on a fluctuating tree.

What to make?

My breakfast as I cannot be bothered to go to the kitchen.

Should I go to sleep?

No, sleep deprivation is a blast.

Should I go outside?

Yeah, COVID is the coolest shit these days.

Should I wake up?

Probably not.

Will I eat dinner?

Probably not.

Why is Adobe crash?