Hi. At this point you know what to expect from this.

Do do dooo do do dooooo ba dum tschhhhh

(AGAIN: none of these are mine I stole them off the internet)

1. When you lie awake at 3A.M. revisiting traumatic memories "Hey there demons, its me, ya boi"

2.When you're halve way through a book and come to a plot twist at 1.a.m. "I don't need sleep I need answers"

3. Enviro tip, before you switch on the light take a moment to think, do you really want to see the mess your life has become, or do you want to save energy?

4. Only in America, do we accept weather predictions from a rodent but refuse to believe climate change.

5. "You can't just run away from your problems forever" I'M FAST. VERY FAST.

6. SPETSNAZ when the only way to kill a terrorist is with a back flip hatchet attack

7. A serial killer has probably watched a documentary about themselves and laughed at the in inaccuracies.

8. When you are on the verge of a mental coll laps and a minor inconvenience happens "TODAYS THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

9.Friend: how are things in the military?
Me: things are good!
Narrator: things were not good

10. "Ill just shoot a warning shot by his feet"
"SIT THAT IS A GRENADE LAUNCHER"
"eh-- Potato potatoe"

Thanks for coming to My TeD TaLk have a good night

Slav brothar #10 was my joke but I personally like #6 keep on squating

u could've just create a dedicated 'your thread ' full of facts instead of creating a new ones every single time.