It is I!!!! Shadow!!! I'm still very bored so I'll post some more shower thoughts/memes here (these aren't mine I stole them off the internet)

1.If Santa keeps track of naughty kids every year, and the year doesn't start until January 1st, that leaves six days after Christmas and new years undocumented.
THE PURGE SEASON'S GREETINGS

2. Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimers.

3.The Human body has seven trillion nerves and some people mange to get on every single one of them.

4.I hate when new people ask whomst the baby looks like, it was born 15 minutes ago it's a potato.

THE NEXT FEW ARE FROM KEVIN HART

5. WHAT DO YOU CALL THE THREE RINGS OF MARRIAGE? ENGAGEMENT RING, WEDDING RING AND SUFFERING.

6.BEST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR FACE IS AN INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT

7.It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil. (case and point my shadow demon butt)(parts in quotes are your's truly speaking)

8.“I was led to believe that guns were loud until I dropped the damn shampoo in the shower."

NOW FOR SOME JOHN MULANEY

9.In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is heroin.

10. Walking home I saw a wheelchair knocked over on its side. that is such a sad thing to see because something happened there. You hope it was a miracle. but probably not.Probably something worse than a miracle happened there.


Thanks fOr cOmiNg To my TED TalK

THIS IS AMAZING SQAT ON MY DEAR SLAV BROTHAR

this is awesome 10/10 would read more

See das good cuz I'm transitioning into insomnia so I have time. So much time. WAY TO MUCH TIME TO BE LEFT ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS.