Let's be honest, even if we don't do anything with this information, we all think that this would be a really interesting discussion that is worth looking into. Don't worry, I'm not a psycho killer or something, just a person looking for some interesting conversation that isn't just about politics or any of the other basic stuff that you have to talk about nowadays. Any response is welcome.

So then what is the best way to kill someone

What do you deem "efficient"?

Material wise, I think inserting air into someone's bloodstream is the best way to go. While it leaves quite a bit of evidence, it can't be denied that it's easy to achieve and requires a very low amount of materials.

That’s so interesting how did you know how to do that????

>>2 >>4 Just keep the same name mate, makes people easier to keep track of.

Read it somewhere. I think it works similar to an aneurysm.

Sorry

Finally! a thread I can be useful in!

Theres a soft spot on the back of your neck, up by your head. If you stab it, you'll cut the brain stem and die.

Another one is that the armpit where your arm is direct access to your heart when stabbed!

And finally, my favorite, If you punch someone in the nose hard enough, the bone will go strait to their brain! Wonderful isnt it?

or just simply kill them I dont think you need a special attack..

But its fuuuuuuuuun that way.mortal combat is fun cuz of the special stuff

Now THIS is interesting

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Not that hard to kill a guy, people die everyday for almost no reason. Anything you could do to the spine could always cause a fatality, so just flip 'em on their belly.

poison them, eat them, burn the evidence including the massive shit you just took after eating said body.

wouldn't you be poisoned as well?

oh fuck your right, then instead drown them and then eat them and burn your shit problem solved

>>13 >>15 You can't eat an entire human being. Bones are inedible, organs like the stomach and gallbladder contain extremely dangerous chemicals, and blood is not something that should be consumed (especially if the person has a disease).

Interesting, but about the last suggestion, it's a bit too excessive. Just poison them then bury the evidence. If you burn it, the smoke might alert people.

ok but take the rest of the organs and sell them on the dark web

>>17 I agree, poison is definitely the way to go.

I don't know what you mean exactly by 'efficient', but if you're talking about the least amount of effort, that would dependant on what you have on hand. Also, I think that would leave things like physical attacking out of the question, as that would require effort. Even paying someone to do that would require time and money.

Most people don't have access to super crazy poisons that kill in an instant. I think the most efficient way would be with vinegar and bleach, chemicals most people have in their house. Mixing them makes chlorine gas, and enough exposure to that can be fatal. Also, it requires little effort, you just have to make the mixture, not breathe any of it in and get out of there. Still you would need a very large amount in the air in order to kill someone in a few minutes. And the signs of even a low amount of chlorine gas are very obvious. I think this is something you would have to expose someone to over a good few hours to be sure, maybe overnight?

So, you would need to trap the person you wanted to kill in a room so they couldn't escape the gas. That requires more effort. And so, the efficiency rating goes way down...

Man, I wish this thread said the most fun way. There are so many things you could try. Just imagine, cutting someone open, filling them with Pop Rocks, and sewing them closed. well, it might not kill them but it will hurt.

>>18 I feel bad for laughing when I saw your comment.

>>20 I agree it would be fun if we put the funniest way to kill a person such as stuffing them full of popcorn kernels to suffocation and then putting them in the microwave and yeah that would be a pretty funny and horrific way to die.

Usually I’d say the most efficient way (if you’re looking for a solid answer) is to make sure it’s not done with a blunt object, and instead is a way to not only evade blood splatters, but also attempts to track poison. One of the best ways is to find out a way to produce your own toxins. For example, dirt. There’s an actually really dangerous toxin in dirt. If treated correctly, it can produce a type of botulism that’s strong enough to kill. If you’re not up to the chemistry side, you can find a way to create a clean cut. First rule of murder? No traces. Make sure you’re not gonna get into a fight with the person. If you are, tie your hair up if possible. And always wear gloves. It should be a one quick hit, and no strong marks should be left over. Burning them is a great way, but they might scream, and dna testing is still a thing. So it really depends on where you are, how the person is, and how dedicated you are to ending them.

it's best to go back in time with a time machine and kill the mother before she gets pregnant. it's pretty easy and quick too. unless you don't have a time machine

>>24 Well, I'd say that the time machine isn't every cost-efficient. But then again, you also run into the issue of needing to kill someone anyways, which makes it less efficient.
If you have access to a time-machine, just let the Butterfly Effect take it's route after talking to the father.

but if you omit this butterfly effect it would be e.g. possible right?

I feel content without math in my life and only three more school projects left to do.

>>27 Maybe wrong thread? Unless you're saying maths homework is the most efficient way to kill people. I'd argue for English essays though.

Yep wrong thread and math can kill you.

Something involving fire or acid.

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Well, the most efficent way is by killing their soul. Thus actually works well in society, by not acceptin people by whom they are, you really kill their soul. After all our body is just a shell, tge true death is the one of the soul. And if you're asking for a great conversation I offer you one!

Isn't there some kind of effect where if a bomb or something goes off right next to someone (but the explosion doesn't kill them) the shock just kind of shuts down their entire system?

Damn guys, for some reason i'm not scared but more interesting

well falling down stairs can be hard to recover from so maybe a push and then beat em while they're down?

Best way I can think of is to make it seem like an accident. Live in a mountainous area? They "fell" off a cliff. Then any emotional trauma or guilt that may affect you after can be passed off as sadness and grief. Just be careful not to get into an extended conflict.

use banana as boomeran. hit victim

Maybe a bit bland and basic, but filing Away at ones brake lines before they go on a long trip is an effective method, yes it’s traceable to sabotage, but just make sure that your their best friend before they die so your not a suspect.

1) A recent (arrested) killer in my city would kill his victims, cut them up and hide their parts in the flower pots and gardens of his employers since he was a gardener. Wasn't found till the bodies piled up so I think it'd be good for killing a person or 2.

2) In the short story "Lamb of the Slaughter" the wife killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg which was as hard as a metal baseball bat. She then fed the said lamb leg to people and played the distressed damsel coming home to find her husband mysteriously killed and called the cops herself.

3) Everyday stuff could easily be made into deadly poison.
Grind a bunch of apple seeds bought from a farmer's market into fine powder and put it in an apple related beverage.
Make morning glory tea with intensified morning glory tea leaves. Morning glories are 10% as potent as LSD so with enough you can pass it off as drugged incident.
Get some shrooms, put them in a mushroom dish, innocent death caused by ignorance.
The snow Valley flower/snow drops are sometimes mistaken as garlic cloves but are quite poisoness.
Of course, pick the ingredients common in your area so the police have a harder time tracking you.