Can someone plase translate this for me!?!?

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." - There you go.

lol >>2. are you taking your anger to a stranger?

>>1 you can use the RTT for this you know.

>>2 It's not me, it's whoever >>1 was talking to who's angry :^)

>>2 Are you serious!!?? He said ALL of that?! OMG I'm really sorry for having you translate that. Thank you though, it was really helpful.

>>3 what's RTT?

>>5 Random thought thread

>>5 Absolutely can't tell whether you're actually retarded or just pretending to be.
In case you're seriously believing what >>2 said, compare the amount of sentences of the Japanese post to the amount of sentences of >>2 - do you realise something? Anything?
However. They said that they had no idea where you lived, that Durarara is an old and shitty anime and that they thought you were from the US (Kansas). That's all.
Their Japanese is shit btw so you can assume that they're most likely not living in Japan and won't be able to go there to assassinate you for trying to fool someone online by pretending to be Japanese, they could come to Kansas though...

>>7 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound retarded. I just didn't understand. And I wasn't pretending to be Japanese. I just like anime and visited Japan for the summer. I didn't mean to cause trouble though. Really.

I'm sorry. I don't think I'm making sense. I didn't mean to ramble. I just wanted to know what it said because a friend of mine was arguing with someone on the Whisper. But they wouldn't tell me what the other person said. I'm sorry. I don't think that made sense either..

I think I'm just making it worse by trying to explain. I didn't mean for that. I think it would be clearer if i said a friend of mine was arguing for me. But then they were arguing about ethnicity...

I feel like I made it worse.

Is it possible to just delete the thread?

>>11 Don't be sorry and don't feel bad, you did nothing wrong. Chronos only likes to be an asshole, don't mind it.

It is possible to delete your post, but not to delete the whole thread.

>>8>>9>>10>>11 Stop apologising lol, you got sent on a ruse cruise that's all.

>>11 yes don't worry little guy Chronos is almost always like that

>>12>>13>>14 Thank you~😊

>>12 thank you. That means the thread will always be up? Will it go away eventually?

>>15 It will "go away" when everyone who replies sages their post, then it won't be bumped to the top again and will vanish from the top page.
However, don't be embarrassed, your thread was pretty entertaining to be honest.

/sage