Got a problem, anyone go on 4Chan.org? I’m scared I’ll get a virus or something

Don't go on that site, that 4chan guy is a pretty dangerous hacker I hear.

He'll hack your moms porn vids

I've heard he was a cannibal.
He hacks your computer, figures out where you live and then he's going to eat you alive.

>>4 Chronos please, I was just about to go to sleep, very scared now.

>>5 Don't worry, Namie, he only eats idiots, such as OP.
Btw, have you already decided "which side you choose"? lol

>>6 Thanks I can sleep in peace now, thanks.
I'm still trying to figure out what side stops me from being 'irritating', been googling the subject all day. By the time I've decided I'll probably have fused to the fence I'm apparently sitting on.

>>8 Stop being so "irritating" and come to the dark side, we have cookies.
Just kidding.
The fence is probably the best position.

>>9 By staying on the fence I have the high ground over SuckMyDick, so I think you're right. I might pop over to the dark side for the occasional cookie though.

>>10 never click on rekt threads if you don't want to be traumatised , bit of advice

did you know that a vagina can stretch up so a dick can fit in . its like a rubber band

>>12 well no fuckin shit sherlock, if a woman can birth a baby what do you expect.

also how does the relate to this thread at all?