Welcome to the Random Scenario Game!

These are the rules:

A descriptive Scenario is laid out for you.

User must find logical and realistic solutions to each given scenario.

nothing can be assumed, or fabricated. Using only information given by the user that's provided the scenario, and other factual data pertaining to the information at hand, you must find the best possible outcome for your scenario.

Once you've written your entry, write the scenario for the person below you, if you choose not to carry on with from that same scenario.

First user to post on this tread can write the first scenario to get the the ball rolling. C; Good luck!

You are locked in a room, the handle to the door snapped off and hidden under the bed. A broom to retrieve the handle is in the closet with the key, but is locked. The key to the cupboard is hidden inside a rubix cube duct taped to the roof, just too high to jump up and grab.

Solve that.

>>2 Couldn't I just move the bed to retrieve the knob? Then I could reattach the knob and escape.
Except I can't escape, because you just said the door was locked, and never mentioned where the key to the door was, or if it even existed. So I guess I'm trapped in the room, regardless.

>>3 Key to the door is in the closet together with the broom.

When I read "closet" first, I thought it would be the toilet lol

As >>5 said, the key to the door is in the closet. And no, the bed cannot be moved, it is too large and too heavy. Plus, it is stuck to the ground. Assume you can't move the closet either.

>>6 Ah, got it.
Is the bed sufficent enough in height to jump from to grab the rubix cube?

Yes.

This is a really easy puzzle to start with tbh.

Alrighr, I got one.
VISION has locked you in a room with bigboops 21 Cloverfield Lane style, claiming Spiderman has initiated Armageddon. bigboops is tied to a chair that is fastened to the floor, and won't stop demanding that you SUCK HIS DICK, BITCH.
The lock to the door is based on voice recognition, and won't unlock until bigboops shuts up. There is a roll of duct tape you could use to shut him up, but its locked in a drawer. The key to the drawer is taped to the ceiling.
In the room with you are some empty wooden crates and a Spiderman web shooter sitting on the desk the drawer is attached to.
How do you escape VISION and bigboop's room of torment?

>>9 I used the locked drawer to cave in SMD's head, thus murdering him.
I walk out the door.

>>10 Okay, its a part of a desk though. Are you able to life a desk (like a teacher's desk) and swing it with enough violent force to cave in his head?
Don't get me wrong, I wish it were that simple. But if you don't have the strength to do that task, it isn't a viable option.

>>10 >>11
You can always bash his head with the wooden crates and knock him unconscious (they're empty right?).
Or just wait til he stops screaming.
How long can a person scream without water anyway?

>>11 If it's not heavier than 40 pounds than yes.
And you never said it was part of a desk anyway, you just said locked drawer.
Also, get that web shooter and shove it down VISION's throat as payback for locking me in a room.

>>9 my answer is simple. Clench my fist around his throat and cut off his air supply so he shuts up. Then move behind him, grasp his chin and the top of his head, then twist to snap his neck. Walk out the now unlocked door, and have a barbecue.

>>13 I actually did say the drawer was attached to the desk. Second to last sentence of the post.
Bonus points for the creative use of the web shooter, though. Truly inspired.
But yes, bashing his head in is an acceptable use of a crate.
>>14 That's a great answer, too.

>>14 lol

I'd just wait until bigboops screams himself hoarse. Once he shuts up, I'm joining Snypers barbecue party.

>>16 that would be one way, however, if I snap bigboops neck, I get the satisfaction of knowing he has shut up forever.

And if you want my sadistic side to answer it, I would choke him until he is unconscious, then leave the room. Come back with torture tools, and torture him until he dies. Then have the party.

Why am I in this?

>>18 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>18 Don't ask me. Ask someone else.

Also, are you troll you or kind you at the moment?

Why not both?

>>18 Because you are famous.

>>21 lol

>>22 *infamous

Who's got the next scenario?

I do! Technically.

You are locked in a room, and chained to a pole. All of a sudden, bronies fill the room and start dancing, trying to convert you to their faith. How do you escape?

and what the hell is bronies

>>25 Brownies? Perhaps? lol

>>25 my little pony Otaku. Basically. But, more perverted.

Imagine if Otaku were perve- nevermind. You don't have do imagine that.

He simply do

>>24 Start singing High School Musical songs. The power of the HSM fandom will overpower the bronies and they will release you.
>>28 Kill the Joker. And it's prolly a fake bomb anyone.

>>30 I'm not sure that would work, would it?

>>28
>>batman starts banging kids instead
>>they pass out, amnesia strike takes care of ptsd
>>alfred had ctrl over stream all along
>>joker sees he is outclased -> kills himself
>>jealous harley quinn picks up the detonator -> destroys the world
>>lastsecondbatmanbrain.exe
>>well fuck, that didnt work