1 Name: Izaya : 2016-12-27 18:37 ID:3pAMV//x [Del]
Tell me if this exists.
If this exists, just tell me.
The game? Read the title.
Ask a ridiculously stupid question, and get a stupid answer.
Example:
A: What's my name?
B: Your name is David The Dinosaur.
B: What is the meaning of life?
And so on.
2 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2016-12-28 18:49 ID:ATfL3kBv [Del]
It exists. Do you have a brain?
3 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-12-28 20:30 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
No, I have two.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
4 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-12-28 22:07 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
Yes, but only when people are watching.
Where are my glasses?
5 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-12-29 00:34 ID:yI5COtqn [Del]
Your baby took them.
What's the colour red?
6 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-12-29 08:03 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Any Colour You Like.
What day is it?
7 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-12-29 09:01 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
Today.
What do you get when you cross a kaboodle with a spanoodle?
8 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-12-29 09:39 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
A moron.
What happens when you eat poison?
9 Name: not-emi : 2016-12-29 10:23 ID:bKdRr0ow [Del]
The poison takes effect on your body
What if you don't have a name?
10 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-12-29 13:42 ID:ymXZhw/K [Del]
I don't?!?! Wait, I do. Consider that question moot.
What if people died when they were killed.
11 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-12-29 20:04 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Then you'd be dead already.
Why can't we all just get along? (Possibly the dumbest question I've ever asked...)
12 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-12-29 20:32 ID:/Fxwyxia [Del]
Cause some people are stupid.
How come the color orange isn't called blue?
13 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-12-29 22:00 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
Because the fruit wouldn't make any sense.
IS I R A DUM?
14 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-12-30 08:34 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
"Sir, I'm afraid I have your test results. You came back positive for acute terminal derpes."
Doesn't the earth revolve around the sun, or is it the other way around?
15 Name: Heavenly Fire : 2016-12-30 13:42 ID:Hjg2EDA5 [Del]
The earth revolves around the sun because the sun is selfish.
Why do we even have Reality TV?
16 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-12-30 15:07 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
Because it's safer behind the screen.
What does ergonomic mean?
17 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-12-30 15:58 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Ergonomic refers to the ergonomy, which is like the economy, but lamer.
What volume is it safe to listen to music?
18 Name: merge : 2016-12-30 16:04 ID:4mCehhDh [Del]
It's never safe. Music is evil.
Why do mosquitos exist?
19 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-12-30 16:13 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
To teach humans that being on top of the food chain doesn't mean shit.
Do you think I could beat the hulk in thumb wrestling?
20 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2016-12-30 16:47 ID:ATfL3kBv [Del]
Of course not! Is the Hulk's dick bigger or smaller than his thumb?
21 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-12-30 19:18 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
It's actually the same size, considering he has a third thumb where a dick would be.
Is there an opposite for everything?
22 Name: DC : 2016-12-30 19:45 ID:ya/PUfRW [Del]
Well duh! We all know the opposite of orange is green. Could I, a female, grow a dick?
23 Name: Neko !CATze2aJBc : 2016-12-31 00:05 ID:/8YIStNX [Del]
If you're in America, yes.
Can dogs learn to fetch a corpse?
24 Name: J.A.Z. : 2016-12-31 01:27 ID:tsudxUe3 [Del]
Yes, if it belongs to his enemy.
Why do pot brownies make my farts smell like that?
25 Name: MinecraftTrollingStreamer : 2016-12-31 01:33 ID:g7I4Ick5 [Del]
Because my dog has diabetes.
Why do bagels have holes?
26 Name: Heavenly Fire : 2016-12-31 06:56 ID:oFX4l1lt [Del]
Bakers are lazy, that's why.
Why isn't autocorrect accurate?
27 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-12-31 08:41 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
It is, but it secretly hates us, and pretends to be inaccurate to spite us.
Is the moon made of cheese, and if so, what kind?
28 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-12-31 10:23 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
No.
Why don't rainbows sparkle?
29 Name: Neko !CATze2aJBc : 2016-12-31 11:56 ID:/8YIStNX [Del]
Because all the dreams are dead.
What's so happy about new year?
30 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-12-31 12:19 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
Calendar Co.
What's the best way to wash a toaster?
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32 Name: osamu69 : 2017-01-01 04:46 ID:GulLxYk3 [Del]
dry wash it
what has alot of eyes ?
33 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-01-01 07:53 ID:ATfL3kBv [Del]
A fly. What has a lot of ears?
34 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-01 10:28 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
I do, on a necklace.
What has a lot of stomachs?
35 Name: Heavenly Fire : 2017-01-03 06:40 ID:oFX4l1lt [Del]
No idea, you tell me.
Why do I hate bad role players?
36 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2017-01-03 08:42 ID:jidb2VEa [Del]
Because you are one yourself.
Why are pandas and zebras black and white? But not gray?
37 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-03 08:53 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
They are grey, if they run really, reaaalllllly fast.
Why are harem animes so ubiquitous?
38 Name: Usashi : 2017-01-03 09:11 ID:BtXYnt09 [Del]
'cause they're harem.
Why do goats eat grass?
39 Name: Inhuakka !.5xqXJfr96 : 2017-01-03 14:55 ID:CQSvsUgd [Del]
>>38 Because grass doesn't have a digestive system.
Why can't I think of a stupid question?
40 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-04 09:37 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because your brain has flatlined.
Why are arbitrary answers so infuriating?
41 Name: Boros : 2017-01-04 10:54 ID:3uAQU47P [Del]
Because they are mostly correct.
Why is poop brown?
42 Name: Heavenly Fire : 2017-01-04 16:42 ID:2gmF6t6q [Del]
I don't know. Google it.
What question should I put?
43 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-04 17:02 ID:lV3Sj+88 [Del]
That is already one right there
Is it safe to fill a water dispenser with fruit punch
44 Name: It's Butters : 2017-01-04 20:13 ID:OAODTAo4 [Del]
No. In 1978 the FDA declared that filling a water dispenser with fruit punch is a fire hazard.
What are the possible methods of attaching myself to the ceiling?
45 Name: Jesterjack : 2017-01-05 07:02 ID:BVtOFDIn [Del]
A rope
Why am I here
46 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-05 09:33 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because you have nothing better to do.
Why are people imperfect?
47 Name: KiashaKota : 2017-01-05 11:49 ID:Blnf6hxi [Del]
Because God has abandoned us
Why does the tile on my floor look like it does
48 Name: Takada : 2017-01-05 14:11 ID:riKSbBRh [Del]
what is pizza?
49 Name: Ourako : 2017-01-05 18:09 ID:McJ9lMLD [Del]
Because clowns exist.
Why was Abraham Lincoln president?
50 Name: RikkaChi : 2017-01-05 19:15 ID:tmupQLCv [Del]
Because the aliens helped him.
Why are my feet so cold?
51 Name: Unknown : 2017-01-05 19:36 ID:FsZFquEX [Del]
Because there green
who invented apples?
52 Name: Kurosuke : 2017-01-05 20:26 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
Because apples are delicious
Just why??
53 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-01-05 23:46 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
because when she said to eat it, you accepted the dare.
Why do a lot of stupid questions start with "why?"
54 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-06 07:34 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because most questions start with why.
Where are the dumbest questions asked?
55 Name: Neko !CATze2aJBc : 2017-01-06 12:52 ID:/8YIStNX [Del]
In America.
When will humans finally learn?
56 Name: bobfish1335 : 2017-01-06 13:40 ID:I+sA8nAz [Del]
never
57 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-06 18:34 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Will bobfish1335 post a stupid question of his own?
58 Name: Shisa : 2017-01-06 19:11 ID:lJylBuhx [Del]
only the almighty Gan knows
where is the new light bulb?
59 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-07 06:33 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
It's still in the box.
How many people will it take to change the light bulb?
60 Name: Lightbulb : 2017-01-08 02:49 ID:cxcBYP6+ [Del]
None. They just keep complimenting it then get pissed of that I won't screw.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
61 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-08 09:16 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
If a woodchuck were Chuck Norris, he wouldn't make Chuck Norris jokes.
Why are there no green stars?
62 Name: cD : 2017-01-08 10:16 ID:HI6aHdsD [Del]
because rgb color rules defy you
why do we need to put our two cents in when its just a penny for your thoughts? where does the other penny go?
63 Name: Boros : 2017-01-08 13:56 ID:gTudFVwQ [Del]
The other penny disappears within the fabric of space and time because of magical purposes.
Is Santa Claus real?
64 Name: yumasaki : 2017-01-08 14:16 ID:7KaoYwSB [Del]
Of course not, because everyone knows that Fanta is the same as coke
What is the best wine?
65 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-01-08 14:41 ID:/8YIStNX [Del]
The one that you don't have to buy.
When is salvation?
66 Name: John Conner : 2017-01-08 17:28 ID:U3Tp9o8R [Del]
After Rise of the Machines. Which is after Judgement day.
What do?
67 Name: Naidelle : 2017-01-08 17:50 ID:oXHKUL7f [Del]
There's nothing to do, just accept the end.
But when will it be?
68 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-08 20:09 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
When you least expect it.
Why are people preoccupied with the end of the world?
69 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-01-08 23:24 ID:IFGspz4P [Del]
Because they're looking for a finish line. Why are we racing against each other?
70 Name: CloudStrife : 2017-01-08 23:38 ID:SY0ikbNc [Del]
>>69 because we have nothing better to do. Or exercise. Why do we not have things to do?
71 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-01-09 02:31 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
Because we're not real!
Suddenly you have turned into a cube, what is the second thing you do?
72 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-01-09 07:41 ID:IFGspz4P [Del]
Nothing, because cubes are inanimate objects. How would we be cubical?
73 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-09 09:07 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
If we were cursed to be cubical due to our hubris.
Why is humanity so arrogant?
74 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-01-09 15:11 ID:/8YIStNX [Del]
Since humans were made in the image of God, and it turns out that God is arrogant.
Why do people eat marshmallows?
75 Name: Boopwrang : 2017-01-09 17:32 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
Cause they taste good
Whats a good place to live
76 Name: IRONICK : 2017-01-09 19:05 ID:vMSpa5Ig [Del]
In a house
Is it normal to face towards or away from the shower head?
77 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-01-09 20:19 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
It's best to stare directly into it.
What causes cancer?
78 Name: Relay_Table : 2017-01-09 21:43 ID:SjI6wTSx [Del]
When 9 year olds join the Dollars.
Why do humans feel the need to hack and attack at others? Why must they be so mean and heartless?
79 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-10 08:35 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because they're humans.
Why is chocolate viewed as being so tasty?
80 Name: Abziiee!eOSP90O0Mg : 2017-01-10 08:47 ID:53i05Uq9 [Del]
Because it reminds us of the relief of the brown substance leaving our body and Cuz it's a sick Aphrodisiac.
Why do people have their brain up their ass whenever you don't give two shits about this twisted society?
81 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-01-10 21:43 ID:IFGspz4P [Del]
They don't. Why do I love humans?
82 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-01-10 22:56 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
Because you're a masochist.
Why do I hate humans?
83 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-18 07:37 ID:SvhedwOR [Del]
Because humans are objectively stupid.
Why are sports a thing?
84 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-02-18 08:29 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
A vain effort to preserve bodily functions while getting high on booze.
Why are dogs so stupid?
85 Name: Trilichmi : 2017-02-19 09:42 ID:+IhnzHuz [Del]
Because you're white.
Why is my mom dead?
86 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-02-19 10:04 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
Because she was allergic to your stupidity.
Why does the 8 look like an infinity sign?
87 Name: MagicMonster : 2017-02-19 10:58 ID:BH2O/yO9 [Del]
Because 8 is infinity.
Why am I alive?
88 Name: Hyouka : 2017-02-19 16:19 ID:XimPmX1Q [Del]
because you won the race of life
when would I be happy?
89 Name: Blue Raspberry !8gCTgGOztY : 2017-02-19 16:43 ID:WmbzS+CF [Del]
You won't. Give up.
Why do chairs exist?
90 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-02-19 17:21 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
>>89 Because one of us was so lazy, we got fed up and built one from scratch.
Whats the best way to make cereal?
91 Name: Boopwrang : 2017-02-19 17:50 ID:lV3Sj+88 [Del]
With a cow and wheat
How to run faster
92 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-02-19 19:40 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
Have some screaming "Run Forest, run!" in the background.
How do you stop laughing from your own shitty jokes?
93 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-19 20:01 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Don't make shitty jokes.
How so you learn to avoid puns?
94 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-02-19 20:42 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
By learning to spell.
Why isn't the sun blue?
95 Name: Jill : 2017-02-19 22:18 ID:T6IlNSsD [Del]
Because we won't be able to survive if that would actually happen.
Why can't I get a rare pokemon?
96 Name: Enoki !O/mfCoA0wI : 2017-02-20 02:10 ID:WoyPwZdg [Del]
Just because.
Why is the alphabet not in alphabetical order?
97 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-02-20 10:00 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
Because Phoenicians were rebels.
Why do we call global warming, global warming?
98 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-20 10:58 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
Because global cooling isn't exactly accurate either.
Why are semantics easier than syntax?
99 Name: MagicMonster : 2017-02-20 16:13 ID:BH2O/yO9 [Del]
For Unknown reasons.
When was the last time Mario did any actual plumbing?
100 Name: SoldiusSnake92 : 2017-02-20 16:27 ID:ojxQcAGM [Del]
a month ago at my apartment.
why can't traffic signals be different colors?
101 Name: Santa : 2017-02-20 16:42 ID:BH2O/yO9 [Del]
Because then there would be to many colors on a stoplight.
How do I unbake a cake?
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103 Name: Latia : 2017-02-21 11:19 ID:hwexsdpR [Del]
By time travelling.
How do I turn my pony into a unicorn?
104 Name: Kelly Solo : 2017-02-21 11:31 ID:XbmEtP9b [Del]
You put him in a toilet
105 Name: 413>.< : 2017-02-21 11:36 ID:dY4VPx6J [Del]
with a lot of glue and a plastic horn.
How do i stop drinking if i drink to forget that i am drinking?
106 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-02-21 11:45 ID:NpTzr8L+ [Del]
You kill yourself.
Why do people think flowers smell magical?
107 Name: Shinro : 2017-02-21 12:31 ID:fJjwqHgK [Del]
Because flowers have pixies in them.
Why won't this damn fax machine work?
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109 Name: Blue Raspberry !8gCTgGOztY : 2017-02-21 13:26 ID:8aamN0ck [Del]
Because it isn't a fax machine. It's a wall.
Why is pizza called pizza?
110 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-02-21 13:34 ID:NpTzr8L+ [Del]
Because the names got pizzazz.
Why do I get bored so quickly?
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114 Name: MagicMonster : 2017-02-21 16:08 ID:BH2O/yO9 [Del]
Because you are boring.
Why are they called Box Turtles if d=they dont have boxes?
115 Name: Iggy : 2017-02-21 16:46 ID:ZxRoQxpZ [Del]
They do, they're hidden under their shells.
Who decided that homophones were a good idea?
116 Name: Shinro : 2017-02-21 17:37 ID:fJjwqHgK [Del]
The same person who decided to spell 1 "One"
What do you get when you cross a paper with a pencil?
117 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-21 18:29 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
A graphite depiction of a cross on paper.
What is best in life?
118 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-03-04 20:50 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
An e.
Why wind? Why?
119 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-05 05:43 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because the Sun and the earth.
Why do people assume?
120 Name: Nutmeg : 2017-03-06 17:21 ID:53IIxYg1 [Del]
So they can make an ass out of u and me (assume)
Why are there tests?
121 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-03-06 20:32 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
To prove that you're stupid.
Why are there teachers?
122 Name: Driada : 2017-03-07 08:48 ID:E6dsSlBi [Del]
to prove that everyone is stupid
Why do my dogs keep barking at night?
123 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-07 11:16 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
To spite you and your neighbors.
Why is it that, whenever there's good weather outside, I can't enjoy it due to classes or work, but when it's shite weather outside, I'm completely free?
124 Name: Driada : 2017-03-07 16:53 ID:kdJ+ob4/ [Del]
that's life telling you to enjoy everything that happens around you.
Why some days my eyes look bigger than other days??
125 Name: Shin : 2017-03-08 15:17 ID:AQGLf9RN [Del]
Because you are transforming into someone from anime!
Why do i wear black all the time?
126 Name: W971 : 2017-03-08 17:45 ID:VO/PLfQ+ [Del]
because you are the devil's advocate.
why's 93.6% of people on the internet hate the internet?
127 Name: Driada : 2017-03-08 19:23 ID:kdJ+ob4/ [Del]
because they've seen its darkness.
Why am i always tired at the begging of day and supper energetic at the end??
128 Name: Nutmeg : 2017-03-08 20:13 ID:53IIxYg1 [Del]
Because you're nocturnal
Why do pigeons fly?
129 Name: Zynx !gfPLvtEa3Q : 2017-03-08 22:01 ID:mj65P6UL [Del]
Because how else would they deliver messages long distance?
Why is the universe not geocentric?
130 Name: Yuu : 2017-03-08 23:55 ID:f5s8pvSt [Del]
Because cows go moo
Who invented the potato?
131 Name: Garland : 2017-03-09 02:50 ID:0UD931jS [Del]
Irishmen invented the potato.
Why do we eat three times a day?
132 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-09 08:24 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because three is the magic number.
Why can't I read minds?
133 Name: Ralcon : 2017-03-09 12:05 ID:1KvuU+5H [Del]
Because it is not a book
What is most important in life?
134 Name: Naga Sake : 2017-03-09 12:16 ID:rx6rdydI [Del]
>>133 Being alive, duh
Why does my dad beat m so hard?
135 Name: Boopwrang : 2017-03-09 14:16 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
Because he is strong
Is karate better than kung fu
136 Name: Naga Sake : 2017-03-09 15:26 ID:gsfVuywv [Del]
>>135 No, Krav Maga is the best marital art
Will I get banned if I say the N word?
137 Name: Britannia !61d75K4ypg : 2017-03-10 01:48 ID:dm0gk8Do [Del]
No, just strangled in that torture chamber,
When will we invade Jupiter?
138 Name: SolidusSnake92 : 2017-03-10 02:28 ID:cK8MY+3T [Del]
9-11-2017 is the day we invade Jupiter.
What happens when you delete system32 on a PC?
139 Name: Naga Sake : 2017-03-10 06:47 ID:rx6rdydI [Del]
>>138 The computer is no longer able to run correctly
How do smoke wheat?
140 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-10 07:25 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Just light it up. It won't make you high or anything, its just smoke from burning wheat.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do?
141 Name: Ben Dover : 2017-03-10 12:23 ID:rx6rdydI [Del]
>>140 I'd have a dollars meetup of course.
How old do you have to reasonably be to listen to NWA's "F*ck the police"?
142 Name: Blackbird : 2017-03-10 14:20 ID:PwyoV0pn [Del]
>>141 10 years old. That's when I heard it.
What does purple smell like?
143 Name: -Null- : 2017-03-10 14:55 ID:9G06MioD [Del]
like Taylor Swift's dancing.
if poison has an expiration date, does it become more poisonous? or less poisonous?
144 Name: shiro(jay's gal) : 2017-03-10 15:27 ID:AKO//yJh [Del]
Less! ^w^ hi Otto
145 Name: -Null- : 2017-03-10 15:31 ID:9G06MioD [Del]
hi? lel
when will someone ask a new stupid question?
146 Name: Jill : 2017-03-11 00:14 ID:T6IlNSsD [Del]
If a soap falls into the ground, does the soap will become dirty or is the floor going to be clean?
147 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-03-11 00:44 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
both and neither all at the same time!:O
Is you a Pizza?
148 Name: Jill : 2017-03-11 00:53 ID:T6IlNSsD [Del]
Yes, Pepperoni.
Will the cat die if you throw it on top of a 20 story building?
149 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-11 07:13 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Probably. Only one way to find out.
Why is sweat so disgusting?
150 Name: Driada : 2017-03-11 10:39 ID:kdJ+ob4/ [Del]
-Pain juice
Why can't humans fly??
151 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-03-11 17:21 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>150 I think you're the only one who can't. *Flies away*
Where are my manners?
152 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-11 17:38 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
They never existed, so they're nowhere.
Why do bad things happen to good people?
153 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-03-12 06:11 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
The law of nature.
Why do I feel my empathy diminishing?
154 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-12 07:57 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
"Diminishing?" That would imply there was some to start. :p
Why is egocentrism a thing?
155 Name: Under_Score : 2017-03-12 13:08 ID:Tns2L+0V [Del]
egocentrism-?
Shinjiteru !
156 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-15 07:33 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>155 Okay, well thats not a question, so I'm just gonna skip it.
Why is asking stupid questions so hard yet so easy?
157 Name: Jill : 2017-03-16 01:13 ID:T6IlNSsD [Del]
You making me look dumb for not understanding the question.
Well its hard because you have to think hard for a stupid question, and its easy because you can answer the question randomly without any actual thought for the answer, unless you wanted to answer the question seriously.
Why am I having a hard time understanding the question above?
158 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-03-16 09:07 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>157 Because you didn't give a stupid answer >:l.
What is pie flavored pie?
159 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-16 09:17 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
The same as cake flavored cake.
Why do people over-promise?
160 Name: Britannia !61d75K4ypg : 2017-03-16 12:56 ID:MC/AYPid [Del]
Because it's better than under-promising.
Is god a dog?
161 Name: Driada : 2017-03-16 20:22 ID:w+ZMj+l6 [Del]
No, it's a gigant space squirrel
Why can't i touch my nose with my tounge?
162 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-17 09:33 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because your tounge doesn't like your nose. They got mad beef with each other.
Why is coffee so good?
163 Name: SolidusSnake92 : 2017-03-18 05:05 ID:cK8MY+3T [Del]
Its genetically engineered to taste good.
What happens if I put foil paper on the microwave?
164 Name: LxveMix : 2017-03-18 08:57 ID:BJ8ew/0F [Del]
The universe will explode.
Should pineapple pizza exist?
165 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-03-18 14:16 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
Yes, It's my favorite, especially when it has ham and jalapenos on it too.
What is chocolate?
166 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-18 17:39 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Chocolate is a product created from the cacoa plant. Additionally, its highly addictive, leading to the disorder known as chocoholism. It kills millions yearly.
Why am I so easily angered?
167 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-03-18 19:13 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
>>166 Because you're as hard on others as you are on yourself.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
168 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-19 07:10 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>167 I have, but the switch is broken.
Why is water so good?
169 Name: Britannia !61d75K4ypg : 2017-03-19 08:27 ID:i9pDxg9h [Del]
It's not. This whole time, we've been deceived by water.
Why am I cold?
170 Name: Karumen Shiro : 2017-03-19 10:50 ID:JDHovNdx [Del]
Probably because there's heat.
Why do we die?
171 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-03-19 12:25 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
Cycle of life.
Where's my oven?
172 Name: SolidusSnake92 : 2017-03-19 15:13 ID:ZJFjFxFC [Del]
Its behind you.
Why do cats and dogs exist?
173 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-19 17:53 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
To mooch off of us and spite us all.
Why do people steal?
174 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-03-19 18:15 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
To fill the empty shell that is their brain.
Why do professors love giving obnoxious tasks?
175 Name: Naga Sake !6QjZgZusd. : 2017-03-20 09:49 ID:rx6rdydI [Del]
>>174 Because they like to flaunt their power
Why do so many people dislike beastiality?
176 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-03-20 09:57 ID:FXo1FZ+H [Del]
Because animals can't give consent.
Why do people have sex?
177 Post deleted by user.
178 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-03-20 10:41 ID:xELHEnED [Del]
To release anger.
What came first the chicken or the egg?
179 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-20 10:55 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
Neither came first, as all existence was preceded by the Great Void.
Why are people so irrational?
180 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-03-20 11:13 ID:xELHEnED [Del]
because trumpitus is real and spreading rapidly.
why did Hitler hate Jews when his mother was jewish?
181 Name: Unbekannt : 2017-03-20 19:37 ID:R1ccXL1W [Del]
She took away his EZBake oven
Why cant Evangelion have a 4Kidz dub??
182 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-21 07:47 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because the universe simply can't handle that level of shittiness.
Is it better to be who you really are, or try to be who you want to be?
183 Post deleted by user.
184 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-03-21 08:33 ID:xELHEnED [Del]
It doesn't matter because no one gives a fuck about you anyway.
whats the meaning of everything?
185 Name: Naga Sake !6QjZgZusd. : 2017-03-21 09:57 ID:rx6rdydI [Del]
>>184 pronoun: everything
1.
all things; all the things of a group or class.
"he taught me everything I know"
synonyms: each item, each thing, every single thing, the lot, the whole lot; More
antonyms: nothing
all things of importance; a great deal.
"I lost everything in the crash"
the most important thing or aspect.
"money isn't everything"
2.
the current situation; life in general.
"how's everything?"
Whomst on this website is W👁ke?
186 Name: Archos Militarus : 2017-03-21 16:38 ID:zX8o8WOt [Del]
heck if I know
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
187 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-21 17:39 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
African or European? If European, its 11 m/s.
What is smart?
188 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-03-21 19:12 ID:lUtQLBdi [Del]
Not you, thats for damn sure.
how many songs have been made in the past 100 years
189 Name: jill : 2017-03-22 01:19 ID:T6IlNSsD [Del]
One and the rest are just copycats.
Is it possible for a person to learn all languages?
190 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-22 07:09 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
No, because some languages have been lost to time.
Why is SleepySheep such a dick?
191 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-03-22 08:24 ID:xELHEnED [Del]
im a dick Bc no one will give me a snickers
Why wont any one give me a snickers?
192 Name: Myuki : 2017-03-23 03:23 ID:/yBv0W37 [Del]
beacouse snickers are just an illusion and we live in a computer-generated world
do i become happy if a happy person bites me?
193 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-03-23 06:47 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
Only if they bite your butt.
Is music the human mating call?
194 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-23 07:47 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
No, the human mating call is a disturbing guttural noise.
Why does bureaucracy exist?
195 Post deleted by user.
196 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-03-23 08:22 ID:xELHEnED [Del]
>>194 Because important decisions are only trusted to govt state officers, and elected representatives hold enough power as it is.
Why in the hell does it seem like i always only reply to Enigami?
197 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2017-03-23 09:19 ID:NP41JQ4g [Del]
>>196 Because everyone else is dead
Why not me who was given the balloon at that fair 10 years ago?
198 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-03-23 09:58 ID:xELHEnED [Del]
>>196 Because the clowns only pick the special kids, your not special.
how may anime have been made?
199 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-23 10:26 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
According to Hayao Miyazaki, too many.
Why do cities feel exciting and overwhelming at thw same time?
200 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-03-23 13:15 ID:xELHEnED [Del]
They go hand in hand if u want one your gonna get the other
Is school Fun?
201 Name: Sologamer : 2017-03-23 14:39 ID:gsFllp4M [Del]
It's not.
How do I destroy the one ring?
202 Name: Kirani : 2017-03-23 14:46 ID:Subi9X3T [Del]
Boil it with your pasta.
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
203 Name: Jill : 2017-03-23 18:26 ID:nGs9lXZV [Del]
Just turn right in the next corner.
When will people be interested of going under instead of above?
204 Name: Naga Sake !6QjZgZusd. : 2017-03-23 19:16 ID:gsfVuywv [Del]
>>203 when we get bored with above
Is there a god?
205 Name: sandwich : 2017-03-23 20:39 ID:+j8xVvo2 [Del]
yes,no,maybe so.
how many types of sandwiches are there
206 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-03-23 22:49 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
Overall, just two. Edible or inedible.
Why isn't it snowing?
207 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-03-23 22:57 ID:lUtQLBdi [Del]
bc u arnt living where im living(its snowing.. again..)
when will it be spring..
208 Name: Shift : 2017-03-24 02:15 ID:lHwDbVqp [Del]
when water will start flowing from an aquafier to the surface...
was kiwi the fruit named after kiwi the animal because they look alike, or was the animal named after the fruit?
209 Name: Enoki !O/mfCoA0wI : 2017-03-24 09:46 ID:A/KvdNZc [Del]
They were named at the same time.
Why am I a Grammar Nazi on the internet but in reality I've never said a word with using an abbreviation? Maybe I'm disloyal....
210 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-24 15:44 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Or maybe you're too loyal...
Why do we put so much stock into stuff like 'loyalty' or 'honor?'
211 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-03-25 06:45 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
They're just being confused for pride.
Why would anyone design a smartphone with the structural integrity of toast.
212 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-03-25 10:42 ID:lUtQLBdi [Del]
so that they break easier so we have to go buy more
should the world burn?
213 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-26 07:08 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Nah, but there are some people who certainly should.
Is it normal to hate politics?
214 Name: mintchan : 2017-03-26 08:59 ID:QUnCStN0 [Del]
nah it's ok to hate politics i mean it's full of shite
should i go on date with myself on my birthday?
215 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-26 11:10 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>214 No, that sounds lonely and sad.
What's the point of birthdays?
216 Name: TrustMe : 2017-03-28 07:53 ID:DNkFH9GR [Del]
To lead children away from the Light and to the Devil himself! ;)
Does the US political system work in favor of the 2 biggest parties, making it unnecessarily difficult for alternative opinions to fair well in elections?
217 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-03-28 11:15 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
In the first place, the US elections are basically money-wasting events where politicians whose existence are entirely pointless book first-class flights, stay at first-class hotels, and pay for armed security in order to earn votes that will be useless in the next few years anyway. Imagine if that money could be used for something else people always complain about, like you know, education, mental health, etc.
p.s. The reason why none of US policy ever works is probably because you're changing presidents every 4 years before any solid implementation could be made.
Why do the US make my blood boil?
218 Name: Baily : 2017-03-28 11:36 ID:0tsQIlOW [Del]
Question, and if it is too personal I understand but... are you the real Izaya Orihara, and if not is there anyone here who knows him?
219 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-28 13:11 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>218 No.
>>217 Because we're arrogant, wasteful pigs. Oink oink.
Why do we go looking for problems with things?
220 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-03-29 07:04 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
Tsundere-ism.
Why don't people have common sense?
221 Name: SleeySheep.. : 2017-03-30 11:45 ID:lUtQLBdi [Del]
bc you do some crazy shit when ur on drugs
does viagra work?
222 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2017-03-30 16:31 ID:RZIdDhbY [Del]
Only if you dangle off a balcony.
Can married men actually not be......BABIES?
223 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-03-30 17:59 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>222I don't know... I'm a man, but I like goofing around sometimes too. It's fun...
Should I leave the dollars (noone'll notice anyway right)?
224 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-03-31 06:11 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
>>223We will notice the bare, tree-less landscape.
In what manner should Kokkuri be executed?
225 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-31 07:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
She's a bird, right? Pluck all of her feathers one by one, followed by decapitation.
226 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-31 07:13 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Almost forgot my stupid question:
Is love real, or is it just biology and chemistry?
227 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-03-31 14:22 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
>>226 Biology and chemistry are real.
Why do I get so much spam twitter dms.
228 Name: Britannia !61d75K4ypg : 2017-04-01 16:41 ID:lwXGBAjs [Del]
Because you are the spam twitter dms.
Will my Death Note work?
229 Name: DeepCircle : 2017-04-02 01:09 ID:ZzmSGStm [Del]
Only if you smother it in peanut butter first
Why I'm tired after I sleep 😒
230 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-04-02 09:44 ID:FXo1FZ+H [Del]
Because you're doing it wrong.
why must I clean?
231 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-02 12:08 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>230 To contemplate the transience of life.
Why is American football not called handball?
232 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-04-02 17:24 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
>>231 Serious answer because I never bothered to learn before.
"It all started with football (i.e. soccer, which is derived from Asocciation football).
Then a school called Rugby started playing it by carrying the ball instead of kicking it. Some kid in the 1800s started the trend.
It caught on, and was called Rugby football, as in the version of football that's played in/originated from the school called Rugby.
American football is derived from rugby football, but it's not rugby, so they just called it football.
The end result makes no sense, but the history kind of follows. It's more about how language naturally works than how people pick intelligent names for things."
Why are we so bad at naming things?
233 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-04-03 09:58 ID:xELHEnED [Del]
because people like short and simple, much like their attention span
can i kill my self?
234 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-03 10:56 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
Nope. No killing anyone.
Is today a good day?
235 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-04-03 11:24 ID:FXo1FZ+H [Del]
No, it's a Monday.
Will death be swift?
236 Name: Alex Lion : 2017-04-03 19:43 ID:sIPWkxCh [Del]
No because being burned alive is not a fast process.
Will I ever be famous?
237 Name: SleeySheep.. : 2017-04-03 22:54 ID:lUtQLBdi [Del]
KEEP DREAMING, a job like that requires talent, jkjk
>>234 Y not??
238 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-04 07:24 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>237 Because I said so.
Is time just an illusion?
239 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-04-04 08:08 ID:xELHEnED [Del]
yes just an endless trip, life worst drug ever
econ or civics?
240 Name: jill : 2017-04-04 13:05 ID:T6IlNSsD [Del]
Both are stupid, go with science.
Will I be able to pass my oral exam?
241 Name: Skyyy : 2017-04-04 14:57 ID:tN4ZVDuH [Del]
someday. how to kill a very very very cute cat?
242 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-04 15:30 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
There are many ways to kill a cat. Could put it in a burlap sack, then smack it against a tree repeatedly. Really, your only limit is imagination.
Did that sound sociopathic?
243 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-04-05 08:07 ID:xELHEnED [Del]
>>242 Nope sounded Sexy
Talk like that often?
244 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-05 11:00 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>243 Only sometimes.
Is sociopathy/being an asshole sexy?
245 Name: Libranite : 2017-04-05 11:14 ID:XehaT9f3 [Del]
>244 That's a subjective question. But I think a majority will have to say yes.
Can jetfuel melt steel memes?
246 Name: Blackbird : 2017-04-05 13:03 ID:PwyoV0pn [Del]
>>245 If you have enough.
Who knows how to life?
247 Name: SolidusSnake92 : 2017-04-05 14:23 ID:ZvNM22Vx [Del]
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat.
How can I make time go fast?
248 Name: RikkaChi : 2017-04-05 22:50 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Try setting your clocks to different times.
Are aglets really necessary?
249 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-06 08:59 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
If you don't lime frayed laces, they are. If this doesn't bother you, then they aren't.
Why is technology so awesome and so shitty simultaneously?
250 Name: 707 : 2017-04-07 09:53 ID:6xxFgBWB [Del]
Because they surpass humans by being awesome.
How many oranges can you shove in a chair?
251 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-04-07 10:49 ID:xELHEnED [Del]
69
best sex position?
252 Name: Nonce !tJ873NO54c : 2017-04-07 12:40 ID:rx6rdydI [Del]
>>251 missionary
Best sex position for doing a child sex slave?
253 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-04-07 14:23 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
>>252 Face down in the nearest prison.
Why? Just why?
254 Post deleted by user.
255 Name: Chrome : 2017-04-07 15:37 ID:lXv8fE34 [Del]
'Cause Nonce is a crazy psycho. ^_^
Best way to kill a teacher ?
256 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-04-07 16:21 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
They're already dead inside.
Best way to give up on your hopes and dreams?
257 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-04-07 16:43 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
Go to the US.
Best way to masturbate?
258 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-07 18:07 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
With your hands, of course.
Best way to ease the existential pain?
259 Name: Nine : 2017-04-08 04:30 ID:Y2je6eg9 [Del]
Death
How to be the best stalker in the world?
260 Name: Pan !EYrvRrGrnI : 2017-04-08 08:57 ID:cUihqtik [Del]
Live with the person whom you stalk.
How to be contempt with life?
261 Name: TheVanishingSnowDove : 2017-04-08 20:15 ID:JyCsPfci [Del]
Be a psychopath.
How to ease my sexual desire for the elderly?
262 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-04-09 04:43 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
Become elderly.
Yes?
263 Name: yumasaki : 2017-04-09 06:06 ID:7KaoYwSB [Del]
No.
What should I do?
264 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-04-09 15:06 ID:lUtQLBdi [Del]
Kill me
Can you build a rocket ship?
265 Name: TheVanishingSnowDove : 2017-04-09 16:22 ID:JyCsPfci [Del]
It is unnecessary because space doesn't exist.
Have you tried Urine Therapy?
266 Name: Saika !mEVo4Ut.IY : 2017-04-10 21:36 ID:FNowugJ0 [Del]
I have, and it tastes terrible.
Are alternative facts the same as falsehoods?
267 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-11 14:02 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
Yes, obviously.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
268 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-11 18:04 ID:bxu8UEx/ [Del]
>>267 No, you fool. What the fuck? Are you serious? He can't shit. His asshole shrank until it was just a flat surface of skin. He throws it all up. In secret of course. How do I know? My Dad was one of his cardinals, for many years. Believe me or not, it's true.
Why are you asking stupid questions when you could be spending time doing something better than sitting on the computer typing stupid answers to other peoples stupid questions?
269 Name: Mo : 2017-04-12 07:39 ID:a7ntfg8+ [Del]
Because I like you（ミ￣ー￣ミ）
Do you know the word "oachkatzlschwoaf" and do you also know where it is from?
270 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-12 11:00 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
Its Austrian slang for the tail of a squirrel. Thanks, Urban Dictionary.
Is there any system we humans rely on that isn't, at its core, arbitrary?
271 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-04-12 11:18 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
Simple maths. 1+1=3.
3+2=7 ; 5+9=23 ; 1+5=11
11+25= ?
272 Name: TheVanishingSnowDove : 2017-04-12 16:50 ID:JyCsPfci [Del]
>>270 Anarchy
>>271 666
Will people ever realize the truth of the Flat Earth?
273 Name: Jill : 2017-04-12 17:51 ID:J3J4t0Xr [Del]
>>272 They already did but as they saw those pics NASA shown to the world, they change their beliefs in order to fit in with the society
274 Name: Jill : 2017-04-12 17:52 ID:J3J4t0Xr [Del]
I wonder what my scores are in my final exam?
275 Name: TheVanishingSnowDove : 2017-04-12 20:39 ID:JyCsPfci [Del]
It doesn't matter, because grades don't mean shit.
What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?
276 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-13 07:38 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Around puppy puberty. Make sure to give them the ol' birds and the bees speech.
Is it alright to sometimes feel nothing?
277 Name: Britannia !61d75K4ypg : 2017-04-13 12:51 ID:TWg0dUNR [Del]
Depends whether you mean emotions or senses,
Is that my toaster?
278 Name: Whyhide13 : 2017-04-13 13:01 ID:L1n2LwtP [Del]
Yes
Why is my foot three feet up my @$$?
279 Name: TheVanishingSnowDove : 2017-04-13 19:10 ID:JyCsPfci [Del]
Foot fetish
Why hasn't my brother started his period yet? I'm 11 and he's 17. Does it take longer because he's a boy?
280 Name: RikkaChi : 2017-04-13 19:47 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
In short, yes.
Why isn't Fakku sponsored by children's TV networks?
281 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-14 08:02 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because they think the name sounds too close to Fuck You.
Is life just a hedonic treadmill?
282 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-04-14 08:24 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
Yes.
What does hedonic mean?
283 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-14 12:22 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
It relates to pleasure or pain... and noodles (gotta keep the answer at least sorta stupid).
What is living?
284 Name: Izaya_29 : 2017-04-14 12:27 ID:Bbwq6Vu0 [Del]
something very unpleasant to you.
what is the most unpleasant thing in this world?
285 Name: Britannia !61d75K4ypg : 2017-04-14 17:45 ID:TWg0dUNR [Del]
Your comment.
Are you David or Joe?
286 Name: TheVanishingSnowDove : 2017-04-14 21:58 ID:JyCsPfci [Del]
I'm the girl both David and Joe cheated on their significant others with.
My birthday is January 1, and I was born in 2001. If I went back in time to January 1, 1980, would it still be my birthday? o.O
287 Name: Chrome : 2017-04-15 19:43 ID:j7JYNf3A [Del]
No. Else it would be a big trouble to the doctor.
If u can travel time, where and when would you go ?
288 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-16 10:24 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
To future America, to see if it is the dystopia it is destined to become.
Why is Easter still a thing?
289 Name: Yoko : 2017-04-17 10:35 ID:LiOI8eXt [Del]
I asked myself the same thing a while ago.
Why are there so many stupid people around me?
290 Name: Durante : 2017-04-17 12:57 ID:boqnu8Sd [Del]
They're smart, you're the stupid one.
Why do humans exist?
291 Name: Kanra : 2017-04-17 13:56 ID:tMO3fezJ [Del]
What is Izaya exactly? I mean he says he isn't normal. Which is why he can go toe to toe with Shizuo.
292 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-17 17:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>291 No.
>>290 Because single-celled were born from the primordial soup, and gradually evolved into more and more complex organisms.
Why the shitposts?
293 Name: SleepySheep.. : 2017-04-20 08:18 ID:VbC6mZGO [Del]
because these little shits are extra stupid and fullof damn questions
>>292 enigami can i call you senpai ?
294 Name: Enigami : 2017-04-25 15:22 ID:JyCsPfci [Del]
>>293 Call me sensei motherfucker
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296 Name: Boopwrang : 2017-04-25 20:16 ID:lV3Sj+88 [Del]
When you are waiting for the waiter, are you the waiter
297 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-26 09:42 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>294 Why hello there, Not Enigami! How nice to meet you.
>>293 Depends. How old are you?
Is mimicry the sincerest form of flattery, or just a form of trolling?
298 Name: Aiyatsbus !mnPG6wlflM : 2017-04-26 13:35 ID:Q4rq3xkZ [Del]
Flattery, of course. You're long-awaited fan-club starts here!
Why do people make you want to punch them in the face, then complain when you do it?
299 Name: Aiyatsbus !mnPG6wlflM : 2017-04-26 13:37 ID:Q4rq3xkZ [Del]
*your
300 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-04-27 09:22 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>298 Because people are fickle.
Why do people post inane bullshit on this site? I mean, c'mon, what even is asdfg? For fuck's sake, people...
301 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-05-08 18:26 ID:3b2rWOqR [Del]
asdfg can be taken as a sound of confusion or the call of an excited fangirl.
Why is there so much spam?
302 Name: RikkaChi : 2017-05-08 23:31 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
'Cause spam tastes good.
Why is Pluto not a planet anymore? It should be.
303 Name: H2Otoo : 2017-05-09 00:05 ID:67K52QeZ [Del]
Because it's a dog.
Why do feminists hate men so much?
304 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-05-09 07:36 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because they wish they had a penis, of course. Oh Freud, you incorrigible scamp.
What is desired by all, but acquired by no one?
305 Name: Ruri : 2017-06-15 05:16 ID:7CJEvSy4 [Del]
Me.
Why is the sky blue?
306 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-06-15 06:56 ID:TNfRfiuz [Del]
Because it is the default settings, I wonder where can I customize it?
What do I do when life gives me lemons?
307 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-06-15 09:29 ID:ABFm/684 [Del]
You complain about the lemons!
If you're asleep, can you really not let the bed bugs bite?
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309 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-06-15 09:31 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Yes, but only if you bathe in bug repellent first.
Why do we even bother?
310 Name: -Enigma- : 2017-06-15 09:54 ID:mLJ04Gqd [Del]
Because we don't have lives,
Should I invent ice cream?
311 Name: Tim-Tam : 2017-06-15 10:10 ID:/sXUurHn [Del]
Not sure what this ice cream thing is... you really should explain your inventions! I don't see how mixing whipped cream with ice cubes could work so that's probably not a good idea...
Why can't I fly?
312 Name: -Enigma- : 2017-06-15 10:43 ID:mLJ04Gqd [Del]
Because if I can't fly, no one can fly. *laughs evilly*
Is pi edible?
313 Name: PyroPegasus : 2017-06-15 14:24 ID:JLFHfrSH [Del]
Pi is not edible, but cake is! Oh wait, never mind. The cake is a lie.
Do avocados speak Portuguese?
314 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-06-15 21:50 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
No. They speak Spanish.
What's the purpose of a middle name?
315 Name: Chronos : 2017-06-15 23:52 ID:7jSUO8Xb [Del]
Every name has a meaning. If you have different names it will help to create a diverse identity. Maybe that´s the reason why people have multiple personality disorder.
Why is 1+1=2?
316 Name: Judge Mandolore : 2017-06-16 09:20 ID:iLMcmHi/ [Del]
It happens to be the most logical answer. Except on Bizarro World where 1+1 does not equal 2, it equals fish.
Why is John Williams a awesome movie soundtrack composer?
317 Name: Eziopandas915 : 2017-06-16 09:39 ID:HF2mMp8Z [Del]
>>316cus he hears stuff gud.
why am i on fire?
318 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-06-16 13:56 ID:TNfRfiuz [Del]
Cuz you're taking hot bathtub for too long the water turned into fire
I wonder where can I customized the colour of tge sky
319 Name: Not a fish !z0EqBUBovI : 2017-06-18 21:43 ID:Pe/6XwNY [Del]
You can find the customize colour option under the option button in the 'The World's Stupid' phone app. Simply point your phone at the sky with the app open and choose which colour you require. For those who are wondering, this app is not Apple company made and therefore will obviously work.
Where do all the little fairies live?
320 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-06-19 07:06 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
In your backyard. They're invisible and silent, though.
What is it that makes baked goods so good?
321 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2017-06-19 13:33 ID:HMK6RNlg [Del]
It's actually meth.
Why does nobody love me?
322 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-06-19 13:45 ID:4+U7y3Wd [Del]
because your tripcodes is randomly generated, I guess?
Did you eat my cheese?
323 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-06-19 15:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Yes.
Will Firion ever get their cheese back?
324 Name: Levi : 2017-06-19 17:57 ID:RsMV7UHG [Del]
Only if they defeat the Elephant King.
Does anyone have cookies?
325 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2017-06-19 18:42 ID:HMK6RNlg [Del]
Yes, one will be shipped within 90-102 business days.
Who let the dogs out?
326 Name: Krollo : 2017-06-19 19:48 ID:S6AMUzIa [Del]
whoever opened the door last
can I have a Jaffa-cake?
327 Name: Not a fish !z0EqBUBovI : 2017-06-20 02:11 ID:Pe/6XwNY [Del]
I don't know, can you?
Is the sky 'Sky Blue' or 'Ice Blue'?
328 Name: Paris : 2017-06-20 06:45 ID:djInouFx [Del]
Neither. It's actually dark blue
What day is it today?
329 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-06-20 09:29 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
Is there ever a good reason to kill someone?
330 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-06-20 19:59 ID:GlamlXkf [Del]
"he ate my goddamn homeplanet!" there you have it
Why is all my metal is so boring and lumpy?
331 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2017-06-20 20:56 ID:HMK6RNlg [Del]
It's not metal, it's actually Nestle Crunch Bars™.
How much bread can fit into approximately four human stomachs (detached from host) before they rip?
332 Name: Not a fish !z0EqBUBovI : 2017-06-21 21:37 ID:Pe/6XwNY [Del]
It depends on the type of bread, size of stomach and what species the stomach originally belonged to.
Do apples have feelings?
333 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-06-22 09:06 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Only one feeling: rage.
Do clouds hate the world below?
334 Name: windshine : 2017-06-22 10:00 ID:T8w/Mxcb [Del]
Yes, they are mad at us because we treat them like crap when they're water.
Where can you find a unicorn?
335 Name: Soul : 2017-06-22 10:07 ID:T8w/Mxcb [Del]
On the planet Venus.
Is the president secretly a lizard.
336 Name: Kurosuke : 2017-06-22 12:55 ID:dVNzjxuY [Del]
a crocodile probably
where can I get back my sanity in case i lost em?
337 Name: カーノ : 2017-06-22 16:54 ID:7BO2xmPv [Del]
the lost and found.
why do they call winnie the pooh pooh and not winnie?
338 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-06-22 18:54 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because he is secretly comprised of feces.
Why do people like making crackpot theories?
339 Name: Chronos : 2017-06-22 22:03 ID:LVtXlmem [Del]
Because they are bored.
Why is the moon made of cheese?
340 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-06-24 06:52 ID:kiCNa44m [Del]
because the universe is ran out of chocolate at the time
did I just saw a shooting star?
341 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-07-07 21:16 ID:C4wKjO9v [Del]
No, I don't think they make saws strong enough to cut through shooting stars.
When will we become immortal?
342 Name: ChessBud : 2017-07-08 16:23 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
42.
Is anime real
343 Name: Chronos : 2017-07-08 20:18 ID:Ieu9Kpfl [Del]
Of course it is! There was a study in November 2016 by a Canadian scientist, revealing that anime is real. There is a sixth continent existing called Animeshima. It appeared that in the 1930s everyone wanted to live on Animeshima, but the resources were scarce, which caused various rebellions and finally led into the second world war.
After the second world war the government administered all survivors a drug which created the image that there would be no anime characters existing, to prevent further rebellions.
Why do stupid questions always lead to stupid answers?
344 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-07-09 03:19 ID:zFqRsxHM [Del]
Because alien hasn't show itself to human
Can I get a planet?
345 Name: Felik : 2017-07-09 03:35 ID:iXK9fS1k [Del]
Why would you? The rent is through the roof!
Is anything better than bacon?
346 Name: Some_Guy : 2017-07-09 07:57 ID:fkmjAn5b [Del]
>>345 Chocolate bacon is better
Why is despair a constant in this cruel world?
347 Name: Soul : 2017-07-09 11:32 ID:T8w/Mxcb [Del]
Because people are sad and depressing.
Where can I find bigfoot?
348 Name: Salty : 2017-07-09 14:39 ID:z5p3eI4q [Del]
Just look down...
What is love?
349 Name: ChessBud : 2017-07-09 17:09 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
Love is war, or however the saying goes.
does bruno mars is gay?
350 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-07-09 22:28 ID:zFqRsxHM [Del]
For the sake of this thread, yes
What's the meaning of Sasageyo?
351 Name: Chronos : 2017-07-09 22:56 ID:iTW6e+QV [Del]
SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO!
It means "Cheeseburger" in Japanese. Titans are said to like cheeseburgers. It was written somewhere in the manga.
Is there an answer to everything?
352 Name: Hatash!HATStoI1IE : 2017-07-10 00:13 ID:AdB4cI2J [Del]
No and yes. Cause yes.
Is there such thing as the afterlife?
353 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-10 07:50 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Yes. Only hell, unfortunately.
What kind of day is today going to be?
354 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-07-10 09:00 ID:zFqRsxHM [Del]
Apparently in my place is night so you have to ask "what kind of night is today's going to be?"
Why do nearly all chair has 4 legs?
355 Name: ShadowDJ : 2017-07-10 16:03 ID:UUX93nYX [Del]
what is love?
356 Name: ChessBud : 2017-07-10 23:39 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
>>354 they dont have legs what are you talking about
>>355 didnt i get this question a while ago?
when is yesterday
357 Name: Chronos : 2017-07-11 00:13 ID:r3mdQj/c [Del]
Use the ultimate time machine sponsored by Chronos Corporation and travel back 24 hours - then you´ll see.
What question should I ask?
358 Name: Chronos : 2017-07-11 00:16 ID:r3mdQj/c [Del]
>>356 yeah, you got the same question in
>>349 (two days ago) lol
359 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-07-11 10:57 ID:zFqRsxHM [Del]
Why do you do that? There you have it
Why salt is salty? I have done nothing wrong?
360 Name: Chronos : 2017-07-11 19:21 ID:Aq82ms9j [Del]
It´s because you´re living under the ocean in Atlantis, Firion!
Why do people believe in god(s), but dinosaurs didn´t?
361 Name: Elixabeth !U1jU5aJgJg : 2017-07-12 01:49 ID:9eJJv2cf [Del]
Because they couldn't read and thought the word 'god' was 'dog' and everyone knows dogs don't exist...
Does Jumin Han is gay?
362 Name: ChessBud : 2017-07-12 17:43 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
the real question is, does everyone are gay
when is triangle
363 Name: Kyrkovisian : 2017-07-14 17:48 ID:KnEgeAjB [Del]
When you catch the correct frequency on the radio to travel through dimensions
Why bake bread?
364 Name: Shizuo Yoshitake : 2017-07-15 16:24 ID:TUm49fGL [Del]
so you could use it as a cushion.
what is the definition of seeds?
365 Name: Sunada En : 2017-07-16 06:36 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
seeds are eatable cars.
Is cheese a fruit?
366 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-16 07:53 ID:+eFIPIAJ [Del]
no because cheese is a planet
should i rub my phone againts a frying pan?
367 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-16 08:36 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Of course! Just be sure to oil up the pan first.
Is this a stupid question?
368 Name: Sunada En : 2017-07-16 13:41 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
No! the question that is a stupid question is a question above the question above the question which is the very last question.
How do you eat a laptop when a gummy bear guard is protecting it?
369 Name: ChessBud : 2017-07-16 14:29 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
eat him no regrets
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370 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-07-16 15:11 ID:sA3D0JnT [Del]
No.
Who's the nicest person on the dollars?
371 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-16 19:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Trick question. We're all equally terrible.
What would make a good basis for a cult?
372 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-07-16 21:08 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
A good worship object, preferably puffy cheeked people with pie in their names.
Strawberry or Raspberry for a kingdom?
373 Name: ChessBud : 2017-07-17 00:01 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
Blueberry for a kingdom
Why not zoidberg?
374 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-17 02:14 ID:lbY/VD5e [Del]
because zoidberg is a walking whale on a helicopter
what is the meaning of meaning of meaning?
375 Name: Chronos : 2017-07-17 05:05 ID:iTW6e+QV [Del]
Nonsense.
When will we get older?
376 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-17 07:26 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
When we deserve to.
Why can't I be a morning person?
377 Name: Sharo : 2017-07-17 07:44 ID:dOdJhRoz [Del]
Because you are the king of the nkight, and chicken.
Why has my dad not come back from buying cigarettes?
378 Name: Kyouka : 2017-07-18 00:35 ID:bnlDNxKD [Del]
Because he got kidnaped.
Why is summer vacation boring?
379 Name: Caeo : 2017-07-18 09:23 ID:1ZluXQT5 [Del]
Because you don't get to play video games while abroad.
Why do people believe that there are more than twp genders?
380 Name: Caeo : 2017-07-18 09:39 ID:1ZluXQT5 [Del]
Two*
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382 Name: Sunada En : 2017-07-18 12:54 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
There used to be genders everywhere but they were near extinction so there are now only two left.
Why is this laptop talking to me? 0.o
383 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-07-18 13:53 ID:sA3D0JnT [Del]
Because you prolly have dictation on.
Why can't pirates be cooler?
384 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-18 14:09 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Depends on what kind of pirate we're talking about. If you're talking digital pirates, they can't be cooler because they're crimes are lame compared to classical pirates, who would loot ships for fortune and glory. Modern pirates are also unable to be cool because they get most of their loot from hostages, not from awesome swashbuckling antics.
Why does analyzing jokes kill them?
385 Name: Poppet : 2017-07-18 17:15 ID:QgGpMLUH [Del]
Because they are allergic.
Where do I live?
386 Name: Chronos : 2017-07-20 19:23 ID:jzDe2tuw [Del]
In a galaxy far, far away...
Am I able to become a Jedi if I watch Star Wars every day?
387 Name: ChessBud : 2017-07-20 22:33 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
No, but what you will get is extremely tired after a long time.
If i attack a stereo to a gun can i become lucio (overwatch)
388 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-21 09:31 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Nope, you become a person with a bulky, unusable gun.
Why do people pay attention to negatives more readily than positives?
389 Name: Sunada En : 2017-07-21 15:08 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
Because the negatives are more tasty.
Can I become a lamp?
390 Name: k0 : 2017-07-21 17:15 ID:a76hN+yJ [Del]
If you believe.
If i have 2 dogs and 17 xylophones, how many potatoes will fit on the roof?
391 Name: Ravenor : 2017-07-21 17:37 ID:cKUXPx/o [Del]
Oxymoron...
392 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-07-21 18:49 ID:sA3D0JnT [Del]
>>390 Just you.
When will I get to die?
393 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-21 21:24 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
When you deserve to, just like everyone else.
Who determines what a person deserves?
394 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-07-21 23:25 ID:y84M4eHJ [Del]
A god called God.
Why must one exist even if there really isnt a proper purpose?
395 Name: Chronos : 2017-07-21 23:46 ID:rIIsb+Wb [Del]
Because life´s a sadistic bitch who wants you to suffer.
Why am I always tired in the morning, but when it´s getting dark outside I suddenly feel awake?
396 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-07-22 00:25 ID:y84M4eHJ [Del]
Because youre suppose to wake up at night and sleep in the morning.
Why does my small intestine taste like sushi?
397 Name: Jouhou : 2017-07-22 02:48 ID:4I7dPEgc [Del]
The jejunum is the middle part of your small intestine and is majorly responsible for nutrient absorption. If it absorbs the most significant parts of the sushi you eat, maybe it'll start tasting like it.
Why and how is Rin eating their own small intestine?
398 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-07-22 04:38 ID:GzEQ3IJT [Del]
Rin is completely sane human being. We are suppose to eat our own small intestine, right? It is normal, right?
Why does Jouhou's small intestine taste nothing?
399 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-22 08:27 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because his small intestine has no tongue with which to taste things. :p
What's up with all this gastrointestinal gab?
400 Name: Jouhou : 2017-07-22 21:28 ID:4I7dPEgc [Del]
Because people going on tangents seems to be a recurring theme here. And most places.
Why do my cats stare and growl at nothing?
401 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-07-22 23:42 ID:B9zEy84G [Del]
Because that nothing is something. You have to figure it out yourself.
Why is it hard to stop procrastinating?
402 Name: ChessBud : 2017-07-22 23:46 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
Because you see something shiny and go for it
Can I please get my pizza boneless?
403 Name: Jouhou : 2017-07-22 23:51 ID:4I7dPEgc [Del]
Because instant gratification usually outweighs long-term commitments.
Why bother closing the toilet lid when you're just going to open it again?
404 Name: Chronos : 2017-07-23 00:22 ID:JnTGZe5K [Del]
Because humans tend to do insignificant, senseless things.
Why do we learn rubbish like integrals and the human DNA although it would be rather necessary to learn how to survive in the wilderness?
405 Name: Jouhou : 2017-07-23 00:29 ID:4I7dPEgc [Del]
Because humans have evolved to become so reliant on their own inventions and so dedicated to their own arrogance that they think they'll never need to know something like that.
Whoops, I missed ChessBud's. No, pizza comes with bones whether you like it or not.
Why do humans put so much value on material possessions?
406 Name: Chronos : 2017-07-23 01:01 ID:JnTGZe5K [Del]
Because those who aren´t smart enough to impress with intellect, need another way to boast.
Why do people commit suicide even though they´re aware of dying someday?
407 Name: Jouhou : 2017-07-23 02:06 ID:4I7dPEgc [Del]
Because they're too entitled to wait their turn, too ignorant to realize it won't solve their problems, and too solipsistic to understand that death won't be what they want it to be just because they want it.
Why do people take pictures?
408 Name: Sunada En : 2017-07-23 02:44 ID:euL4cRow [Del]
So that they can become the pictures and live until they get burned.
Why do I have eyes?
409 Name: Jouhou : 2017-07-23 02:51 ID:4I7dPEgc [Del]
So you can delude yourself into thinking you're seeing the world how it really is.
Why are people so aggressive about pineapple on pizza?
410 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-23 08:36 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because they almost certainly had a loved one who had a severe pineapple allergy that killed them, obviously.
Or, y'know, they're just exaggerating their own personal opinion on a fairly harmless subject matter.
When will people learn to love all pizza?
411 Name: Jouhou : 2017-07-23 18:11 ID:4I7dPEgc [Del]
Never; humans can never truly unanimously agree on anything.
Why don't we just use toilet paper as Kleenex?
412 Name: NinjaTantei !LxZQMPQHL. : 2017-07-23 20:16 ID:9dk6NhkY [Del]
I believe it is all about whatever people prefer to use.
Why are there so many different kinds of Kleenex?
413 Name: Chronos !8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-07-24 00:11 ID:r3mdQj/c [Del]
To ensure a constant change in life by using different kinds of Kleenex.
Who invented Kleenex?
414 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-24 07:40 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Kleenex wasn't invented. It simply is, and always has been.
Why all the tissue talk?
415 Name: TheOne : 2017-07-24 19:25 ID:8A05svos [Del]
Not even the universe knows the answer to that question
Why does anime have to kill off the best characters?? ;-;
416 Name: Chronos !8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-07-24 19:37 ID:JnTGZe5K [Del]
Because we couldn´t sell Kleenex if nobody cries. That´s why we need to kill off the best anime characters. It´s marketing.
Why do humans fail to do something in front of others although they are able to do it when nobody´s watching?
417 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-25 07:49 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Social facilitation, aka the audience effect.
Why does this site tend to crash my Firefox phone app?
418 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-25 07:57 ID:4EBqd352 [Del]
Firefo, thats why. Heck like I know about tech stuff. Who knows?
What does it mean to be a Dollar member?
419 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-26 07:43 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Absolutely nothing.
What is the best food, objectively speaking?
420 Name: ChessBud : 2017-07-26 12:01 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
the best food is my food
are you a tasty pork cutlet bowl
421 Name: Sunada En : 2017-07-26 17:31 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
Yup I am. (EVERYONE is, including potato chips)
The cookies ate my friend do why was I the only one to go to candy prison when I drowned one of them in milk?
422 Name: Chronos !8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-07-26 20:25 ID:0PEMBjOL [Del]
Because you ate the other cookies, so they couldn´t get arrested.
Is it murder when you kill a zombie?
423 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-07-27 00:41 ID:GdeHnND1 [Del]
>>422Only if it's not in self-defense.
What if we're all zombies and sleep is death but we are resurrected every morning?
424 Name: RikkaChi : 2017-07-29 13:54 ID:jrXeYJuU [Del]
Then our dreams are our adventures in the afterlife.
What would happen if i killed a banana chip?
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426 Name: funnyman : 2017-07-30 00:53 ID:fB+Fo7ih [Del]
You will be killed by many other banana chips.
How can i become a super hero?
427 Name: NinjaTantei !LxZQMPQHL. : 2017-07-30 13:52 ID:9dk6NhkY [Del]
You need a tragic backstory, get bitten by a radioactive insect/spider/animal, fall into a vat of toxic waste/get toxic waste spilled on you, get recruited into a top secret organization that may or may not be good and may or may not experiment on you, be born with superpowers, or have a lot of money and be super smart.
Hmmm...becoming a villain seems to be much easier. Why is that?
428 Name: ChessBud : 2017-07-30 14:32 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
because they were dicked over by the superheroes
if you put your hand in the invisible mans mouth will it disapear
429 Name: Sunada En : 2017-07-30 16:48 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
you will also disappear because he will then eat you.
Can I eat my own eyes by using my nostrils?
430 Name: Arisu Itami : 2017-07-31 04:03 ID:KdxCmBFg [Del]
Yeah, you just need a peacock, and the ceiling.
Are babies made with forks?
431 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-07-31 11:18 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Nope, they're made with fucks.
Is randomness funny?
432 Name: RikkaChi : 2017-07-31 20:14 ID:P9j2n6rr [Del]
Only if a cactus gets first place in the rooster race.
Why can't soccer be called football in America like in every other damn country?
433 Name: Anami Mamono : 2017-08-01 02:09 ID:KdxCmBFg [Del]
No, because America is a horse ridding a mans back.
Do you give a fuck?
434 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-01 11:09 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Nope. And neither should you, or anyone.
Is repetition funny?
435 Name: Al Shibab : 2017-08-01 18:18 ID:QJYT+VRJ [Del]
Repetition is always funny, just ask the Americans.
If I wish to beat a child, what size rod should I use?
436 Name: Sytry : 2017-08-02 11:15 ID:JOS/WrKb [Del]
The one under the belt.
What's the smartest way to brush your teeth?
437 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-02 12:54 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
With a high IQ.
Am I dead?
438 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-02 20:14 ID:A9DndT+1 [Del]
Possibly, but I have no idea what your parents chose to put on your birth certificate.
Why do they call it "holding your breath" if it's not in your hands?
439 Name: Laputa : 2017-08-03 02:53 ID:CY2BufU0 [Del]
Because it's the inside of your mouth that's containing it.
Do potatoes feel emotions?
440 Name: Lettuce : 2017-08-03 09:29 ID:4oa1pyxp [Del]
Yes and they're really upset about you eating them.
Can i be a black hole?
441 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-03 10:09 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
If we condense you to a fine enough point, then yeah.
Why is work so undesirable?
442 Name: Grammar Nazi : 2017-08-03 16:47 ID:M4X4JF5G [Del]
Because nobody likes to do things they don't find enjoyable for long periods of time with no short term rewards.
What?!
443 Name: Sunada En : 2017-08-03 17:04 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
Yes, unfortunately you have eaten your house when sleeping.
If everything has its own name, then what is name's name?
444 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-03 18:44 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
Name
Why can't we describe emotions in a way that isn't giving a context? (Ex: You feel sad if your ice cream falls off its cone and on the ground.)
445 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-03 20:41 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
Because to do so would be akin to ripping out your own spinal cord.
Why are the keys on my keyboard not in alphabetical order?
446 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-03 21:14 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
because its not gamelan lol
is mayonaise an instrument?
447 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-03 21:52 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
If you spread it with a drumstick
How was the order of the alphabet decided?
448 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-04 00:21 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
By drawing straws.
How can a person be in a relationship?
449 Name: Grammar Nazi : 2017-08-04 03:35 ID:M4X4JF5G [Del]
By being a genius, you gotta not think with your penis.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even Go want to do look more like?
450 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-04 07:45 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
at a table with Go on a table of a dark dark spot to be the first to be the person
Why do I always find out after hanging out with people that I was third-wheeling?
451 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-04 09:42 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
I dunno. Maybe they don't wanna tell you in the moment because it'd make things awkward for everybody. Or maybe they don't care to tell you cuz they think you already know.
Is there such a thing as fourth-wheeling?
452 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-04 10:14 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
Depends- if you don't know the third wheel, it would still be awkward, but if you know them, you'd have a buddy of your own
Why do we consider third-wheeling a bad thing if the third wheel in a tricycle is in front and important for steering?
453 Name: Grammar Nazi : 2017-08-04 12:04 ID:M4X4JF5G [Del]
On a tricycle the front wheel is the first wheel.
Third-wheeling is considered bad because sometimes people(or just a person) wants to spend time alone with somebody, but feel like they're getting cockblocked by numero tres
Do we expand the seas or do we expand the land?
454 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-04 20:24 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
Neither. All matter is recycled.
Why do humans wear mini pants inside their normal pants?
455 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-04 22:56 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
so they could see which one is Superman & which are not (talking about the inside and outside thing)
why do I always need internet?
456 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-05 09:45 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
You don't.
How do you escape from prison when the prison is the planet?
457 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-05 11:03 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
You have to infiltrate a nearby space program and assume the position of astronaut. Once you reach outer space, you must stage a freak accident so you can disappear and escape without a trace.
If there was an alien race that could teleport, how would that race's prison system keep them contained?
458 Name: Grammar Nazi : 2017-08-05 14:01 ID:M4X4JF5G [Del]
by making all punishments capital
How do we go about picking who best girl is?
459 Name: ChessBud : 2017-08-05 14:11 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
there are no best girls only best boys™
where is the end of the universe
460 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-05 17:54 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
Don't know, but supposedly there's a pretty cool restaurant there.
How do vegans survive?
461 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-06 11:02 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
By camouflaging themselves in their leafy food sources.
Why do your eyelashes disappear when you squint your eyes really hard?
462 Name: Grammar Nazi : 2017-08-06 15:10 ID:M4X4JF5G [Del]
Your eyelashes don't disappear, your eyes do.
What should get back into the kitchen?
463 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-06 21:33 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
supposedly chainsaw to easily cut through raw meat, fresh just killed
what's dark matter?
464 Name: ChessBud : 2017-08-06 22:19 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
a discussion with a serious subject
what is brunch
465 Name: Abroad in a pan : 2017-08-06 23:08 ID:1TI2RS6e [Del]
Broken lunch
What is wishing thread 10
466 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-07 07:28 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
A place where people go to kill their own and other people's hopes
What is school?
467 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-07 10:22 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
A place where people go to have their hopes killed, by teachers and peers alike.
What does your favorite color say about you?
468 Name: Phonos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-08-07 21:02 ID:CTpm2c0Y [Del]
It says that you are a colour-racist for not liking all colours equally.
Where does eternity end?
469 Name: Ardanova : 2017-08-08 10:57 ID:swJ29aS5 [Del]
Eternity of this thread will end if people don't answer the next question.
What do you think is your purpose?
470 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-08 11:15 ID:ceIAi7Rq [Del]
To make people ponder questions that most likely won't get them anywhere.
What if we saw through licking stuff and we could see in the dark by taking a long exposure lick?
471 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-08 14:42 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>470 The world would immediately become a more disgusting place.
If clouds could speak, what would they say?
472 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-08 19:38 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
"Coming through..."
What is "The Person Above Me is __ 2" Thread?
473 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-08 21:03 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>472 It's a thread largely meant for describing/mocking the person who posted before you, using the format "the person above me..." It's also good for losing ever more faith in humanity.
Is there any hope for mankind?
474 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-08 22:36 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
No.
Since an orangutan was elected President, will it really become a Planet of the Apes?
475 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-08 23:00 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
only if they're edited genetically
Now, what is Random Thought Thread?
476 Name: Phonos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-08-09 05:01 ID:CTpm2c0Y [Del]
The place where a random cult was found.
Why are "the Dollars" called "the Dollars"?
477 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-09 14:28 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because the Pennies sounded a bit dumb for some reason.
Who watches the watchmen?
478 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-09 19:22 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
no one is watching everybody watching nobody
So I heard about this Questioning thread which is here BTW, explain what is it in this thread format
479 Name: ChessBud : 2017-08-09 21:38 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
no
why am i so stubborn
480 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-09 23:12 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
You're not, or you wouldn't ask that question.
Who sent me a YouTube video of my ex?
481 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-10 08:56 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>480 I dunno, but that's a dick move, whoever did it.
Why do people feel the need to be dicks?
482 Name: Den : 2017-08-10 10:56 ID:iB3woydc [Del]
Hey, anyone knows any rumors that might be going around?
483 Name: ChessBud : 2017-08-10 23:19 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
>>481 Because they are what they eat
>>482 ha nope
Where can I buy my depresso cappuccino
484 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-10 23:20 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
I heard a rumor that you lack the ability to answer any questions.
What's inside Den's den?
485 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-11 01:26 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
>>483 In the restaurant near the end of universe
>>484 More den inside the den with an endless den inside of den
how do I get to the restaurant near the end of universe
486 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-11 09:51 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Enter the address into your GPS. The address is only found in the dark web, though, and it could take a while to get there.
Why is vaporwave so nostalgic?
487 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-12 01:31 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
In name only.
What is the point of nostalgia?
488 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-12 16:53 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
To make people think they want to go back in time to get away from now, when in all actuality they may wish to go back to now in a future time.
If I said "one of these is not like the other" about an object and it's mirror image, which would be the correct answer?
489 Name: Foxy : 2017-08-12 22:35 ID:e9v/Jwsi [Del]
There is no answer, you're just gay.
Do black lives REALLY matter?
490 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-12 23:04 ID:iuIBkzls [Del]
No lives matter, not even yours.
Why?
491 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-13 00:28 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
Because you're all pawns in my game.
Would you like to play?
492 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-08-13 03:13 ID:yauxC1no [Del]
No.
What is your favourite number in the alphabet?
493 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-13 08:12 ID:iuIBkzls [Del]
Threve.
Is the Firefox mobile app a piece of shit?
494 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-13 09:07 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
No, it's a drop of urine.
Is the murderer who donates the blood of their victims a good guy or bad guy?
495 Name: Grammar Nazi : 2017-08-13 13:37 ID:5dfSDWgR [Del]
He's a bad guy, he's allowing possibly infected blood to be spread around the place.
Dollars do wrong to each other sometimes, and in that way, the force of the earth comes around the moon, and at that presence, the dirt, it overshadows the grass, so you like "I can't cut this grass; there's no sun coming through." So in order to enable each other, the two fruits have to look each other in the eye, understand we can only be ripe as the ripe is wrong. You know what I mean?
496 Name: Average : 2017-08-13 16:00 ID:VPZ50Njd [Del]
I get you in the sense in which I do not understand you as a person.
What is it that we call reality?
497 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-13 19:56 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
That from which there is no escape.
Is this just fantasy?
498 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-13 21:28 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy because...?
499 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-13 22:29 ID:VPZ50Njd [Del]
There are those poorer than you.
What is the meaning of equality?
500 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-14 10:55 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
You are all equally worthless.
How do I reach Valhalla?
501 Name: Amore : 2017-08-14 12:29 ID:mdELPWi9 [Del]
Life remains meaningless if every human living in it lacks humanity. Life is meaningless since everybody is following their own meaning of life with their own goals and purposes.
502 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-14 14:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>500 Die a noble death on the fields of battle. It's the only way.
How can I ensure that my heart ways less than a feather?
503 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-14 14:58 ID:gBdY2u3x [Del]
It's physically impossible. An average human's heart weighs about 11 ounces; a festher wieghs about 0.02 ounces. By the Egyptian myth, be a good person and try to be truthful as often as you can.
504 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-14 15:00 ID:gBdY2u3x [Del]
Forgot a question.
Who awaits you at Death's doorstep?
505 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-14 20:12 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
I don't know but there was supposed to be a cool minimarket over there
What lies inside the end of the world's restaurant?
506 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-14 20:40 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Beans. Nothing but beans.
What is the best flavor of ice cream?
507 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-14 21:53 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
Chocolate, and I can make some mean chocolate.
If chocolate comes from our ass and vanilla from our genitals, how do we make strawberry ice cream?
508 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-14 22:13 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
From our blood.
If there was a saliva-flavored ice cream, would different people's taste the same?
509 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-14 23:14 ID:k8QdcQnJ [Del]
Yes, because spit ice cream is just ice cream, since saliva doesn't really have a taste.
What would stuff taste like to a person who can't taste anything?
510 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-15 09:09 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
Like air.
If you fall in the forest and no one's around, do your screams actually make a sound or are they just in your head?
511 Name: Crow Raven : 2017-08-15 13:01 ID:X1mmGU/R [Del]
How can we pass the exam without studying?
512 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-15 13:02 ID:QK1y3lU7 [Del]
Both.
If you're kidnapped during an evacuation, would anyone really care?
513 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-15 20:29 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Nope.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
514 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-15 21:29 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
Who says there has to be a reason
Is marching band a cult?
515 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-15 23:37 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
Yes, in fact it is the cult of Mooska, the god of Communism.
Are the Nazis the real heroes?
516 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-16 02:02 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
Apparently no, they are
Why do Zebra cross the Zebra-Cross?
517 Name: Chronos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-08-16 02:08 ID:Ieu9Kpfl [Del]
They don´t. Zebras aren´t walking, they are flying.
How many biscuits can a 53kg woman eat, when she drank 2 litres of ice tea in the morning, and ate 13 toasts with peanut butter afterwards?
518 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-16 10:05 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
As much as she wants. She may eat herself to death, or just eat one biscuit.
Why do people in the UK say 'biscuits' and people in the US say 'cookies'?
519 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-08-16 11:39 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
What do you expect from mutts who can't tell apart noodle and pasta?
What is the luckiest color in 2017?
520 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-16 16:27 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
The color of death and despair, for the universe is cruel and meaningless and doesn't owe you a damn thing!
Does the universe owe me anything?
521 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 16:45 ID:5br06LxH [Del]
Only that which you do not want.
Is the universe the limit of the world?
522 Name: Sora : 2017-08-16 17:23 ID:JOS/WrKb [Del]
No, the limit of the world is however far it chooses to fly.
What is the point of breathing?
523 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-16 18:56 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
To be able to make bubbles underwater.
Why haven't humans evolved to lose their sense of taste if poisonous food isn't as much of a worry in this day and age?
524 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 23:28 ID:lEFOG9ZI [Del]
You wouldn't be able to taste candy or pizza ever again. And posionous stuff is still posionous.
Do humans have a sixth sense?
525 Name: Chronos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-08-17 00:01 ID:0PEMBjOL [Del]
Only after they committed the seven deadly sins.
Are we really free?
526 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-17 04:12 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
stupidly, yes
how do chronos control the time?
527 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-17 07:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
He doesn't. Time controls him.
Is it true that there are no stupid questions, just stupid people?
528 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-17 12:42 ID:vXOoviig [Del]
A person has to be stupid to ask a stupid question.
Is there really a such thing as a smart person?
529 Name: Boopwrang : 2017-08-17 16:32 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
Yes, but there will always be a smarter person and another one and another.
When will we have prosthetics like robocop (2014)
530 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-17 23:58 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
Now.
Are curses real?
531 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-18 00:05 ID:qR0OpgbT [Del]
If you choose to believe in them.
Does magic exist?
532 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-18 01:36 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
apparently not, but you can hold your breath
who the hell is this anonymous playing with us & didn't use a proper username?!
533 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-18 08:52 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
The so-labeled "Anonymous" peoples are an expansive entity of dark matter, invisibly infiltrating the world around us in order to confuse and disrupt the common peoples of isolated planets.
Could a water bear survive a black hole?
534 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-18 09:49 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
Yes, but the water on the bear would wipe away the black paint on the hole.
If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?
535 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-18 14:07 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because Jimmy wants to, goddammit.
Are we not men?!
536 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-18 14:57 ID:rJFZlgNc [Del]
No, some of us are women. And, technically, we all started out as females.
Why are people sexist?
537 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-18 15:12 ID:e9v/Jwsi [Del]
People aren't. Animals are.
Why do I have a boner right now?
538 Name: just $1 : 2017-08-18 16:51 ID:r73BGqKJ [Del]
Because you've been thinking of me ;)
Why am I always so hungry?
539 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-18 19:46 ID:o2s7cn4D [Del]
God made you that way.
Do blind people see complete darkness, or do they see all white?
540 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-18 20:57 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
They see only the Dollars, for the Dollars are transparent.
Aren't we all black?
541 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-18 22:05 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
No, some of us are other races, though it is said that we all came from Africa originally.
What's the best way to flirt?
542 Name: Chronos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-08-19 00:47 ID:uRvqPz6e [Del]
To impress her by trying to fart her name.
What is intelligence?
543 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-19 01:06 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
some kind of invisible matter that could be obtained through the sacrifice of time and something else that I couldn't remember
So... why and why the sun rise from east?
544 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-19 11:43 ID:r8jqjr7/ [Del]
Because the Earth is picky in which way it turns.
Why doesn't the sun come out at night, and the moon out in the day?
545 Name: just $1 : 2017-08-19 16:29 ID:r73BGqKJ [Del]
Because if the sun came out at night it wouldn't be night anymore.
Can you still call a fly with no wings a fly?
546 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-19 17:26 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
No, you call it a waste of space.
Why do mosquitoes exist?
547 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-19 23:26 ID:v6lesA+g [Del]
To try and ruin humanity's arrogance.
Why do you and I exist?
548 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-20 02:38 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
so anyone up there whoever's watching doesn't get bored
Why is everyone addicted to Dota 2?
549 Name: just $1 : 2017-08-20 16:03 ID:r73BGqKJ [Del]
Because having a drug addiction was so last year.
Why are people always looking for the meaning of life? (make your own meaning and stop asking)
550 Name: LadyLiri !FvfhQd/UqU : 2017-08-20 16:24 ID:bfWy//+R [Del]
Because they want proof that there is indeed meaning to their existence in the grand scheme of things
Why can't I get a boyfriend
551 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-08-20 20:21 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
cuz you're a boy
What's weekly discussion thread?
552 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-21 07:49 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>551 A thread like the RTT, but with some direction (kinda just a TT at that point).
What do standardized tests measure?
553 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-21 09:25 ID:t6sBrCLY [Del]
Your attention span
Why is it called a "painting" if it's already painted?
554 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-21 11:30 ID:1HxHndot [Del]
It means "painting" as a noun. The extra -ing is so you don't sound stupid. Imagine calling a picture you drew a "draw".
What is the color of my soul?
555 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-21 17:34 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>553 That is so true.
>>554 Burnt sienna.
Is life a zero sum game?
556 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-21 19:11 ID:jQPKfweJ [Del]
No, because you give more than you take.
Who does the leaf raker pay to rake his own leaves?
557 Name: just $1 : 2017-08-22 04:00 ID:r73BGqKJ [Del]
He pays himself (in love)
If I took one lens out of my glasses, would I be wearing a glass?
558 Name: KariZumii : 2017-08-22 04:14 ID:U3D0NPxv [Del]
You'd create a paradox and suck us into the abyss.
Why aren't I breathing?
559 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-22 10:53 ID:bPpwy2n7 [Del]
Because you used to be two different beings before Kari and Zumii were fused together.
Are we in 2017 or 1984?
560 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-22 19:42 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Neither. We're in 2084, and the Illuminati has won.
Why do people get grumpier with old age?
561 Name: Nobody : 2017-08-22 19:56 ID:pqXqk935 [Del]
Because they are getting older. How do you read?
562 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-22 21:46 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
By teaching the voice in your head to make a certain sound whenever you see a certain symbol.
How does one come up with a written language?
563 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-23 16:50 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Throw shit at a wall and see what sticks. Its usually quite arbitary.
Is it stupid to stare at the sun?
564 Post deleted by user.
565 Name: Chronos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-08-23 22:17 ID:nr/Stt7k [Del]
No. I heard it would cure eye cancer - it´s actually very healthy!
Is it better to kill yourself when you feel worthless or to kill the person who made you feel worthless?
566 Name: Hay : 2017-08-24 00:25 ID:tVdH2B0t [Del]
You actually sacrifice that person to Satan in order to make friends with him, then betray him and take his place as ruler of Hell. This should deal with your self esteem issues.
Do you guys sleep upwards or backwards?
567 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-08-24 02:45 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
Honestly, Rightwards
How can we have super power?
568 Name: SuckMyDick !aaWI/nsBfU : 2017-08-24 03:47 ID:jXDpqAFg [Del]
SUCK MY DICK!
569 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-24 07:27 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>567 Let things bite you, see what happens.
Why are endings seen as sad?
570 Name: Chronos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-08-24 23:04 ID:Lyso0cla [Del]
Because humans like to be gloomy.
If everything is defined by humans, however humans tend to err - how can we determine what´s wrong or right in this world?
571 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-08-24 23:50 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
for full instructions, please read the universe's manual book page 290.103 chapter 411 part 67
where do I get universe's manual book?
572 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-25 07:28 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
It was in you all along.
Why do I get angry so easily?
573 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2017-08-25 08:31 ID:5eETCliQ [Del]
IDK, alternate universe you is on her period?
The fuck am I doing watching
this at 1 am.
574 Name: Katsuhira : 2017-08-25 16:54 ID:onxPGRwK [Del]
Im not going to attempt clicking on that link but maybe because youre awake?
Why am i reading a book about drugs for no apparent reason?
575 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-25 16:57 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because the reading is how you get high.
Why does iTunes suck so much?
576 Name: Anon : 2017-08-25 18:29 ID:qJIfH0wK [Del]
Because it's a prostitute that's what it does for money
Does Jumin Han is gay?
577 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-08-25 18:56 ID:bPpwy2n7 [Del]
Sounds like you answered your own question.
What are you saying?
578 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-25 22:54 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
I'm saying exactly what it sounded like I'm saying, as long as you heard me right.
What comes after this?
579 Name: Chronos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-08-25 23:56 ID:vg1Sc8zQ [Del]
The next.
Where is nowhere?
580 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-08-26 01:55 ID:OGF3Wzd3 [Del]
everywhere!
how can I eat sunlight?
581 Name: Aiz : 2017-08-26 02:01 ID:8OrvRtKZ [Del]
While wearing sun glasses.
Why bird's fly in the sky can't they swim?
582 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-26 08:19 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Only when they remember their fishy origins. However, due to amnesia in most bird species, they will never remember, and never swim.
Would it be cool to live in mythology?
583 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-08-26 09:48 ID:PkuQGAcv [Del]
no since you won't even become real
Why did the moon capable of controlling sea level?
584 Name: Sunada En : 2017-08-26 15:18 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
the moon wants to destroy the earth one day with water.
is apples had mouths, would they eat:
1) themselves
2) other apples
3) something diffarent - if so, please specify
585 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-08-26 22:35 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
Their main source of nutrients is sunlight through their sunglasses, but they would eat all the worms and bugs that tried to eat them because of their desire for vengeance.
What is the perfect plan for revenge?
586 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-08-27 01:37 ID:PkuQGAcv [Del]
let the world choose its fate
Mention the page & chapter that explains about revenge in the universe manual book and mention what section is it!
587 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-27 17:38 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Page 1, chapter 1, section 1.
Why are people terrible?
588 Name: Anon : 2017-08-27 22:44 ID:qJIfH0wK [Del]
Because you don't floss (or someone you know doesn't floss)
Why are dogs so loved?
589 Name: Chronos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-08-28 00:03 ID:qIUffyiV [Del]
Because they taste like chicken Xp
Why do we have pets anyway?
590 Name: krishinza : 2017-08-28 00:42 ID:+xQXypAo [Del]
to cook them for dinner..
why do we go to school?
591 Name: Katsuhira : 2017-08-28 03:03 ID:sHDM5U7+ [Del]
To be eaten by a giant crayon.
What is a kek?
592 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2017-08-28 07:00 ID:71cJA63E [Del]
I don't know.
Why the hell is some dude spamming the Random board with all that weird stuff?
593 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-28 07:36 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because some people just wanna watch the world burn.
Why do people wanna watch the world burn?
594 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2017-08-28 08:06 ID:71cJA63E [Del]
Because it's better than watching the world drown, I guess.
Are wasps Satan's spawn or am I being deceived?
595 Name: hanasaki : 2017-08-28 08:17 ID:G6FX0Rnl [Del]
i think so.
why are guitar tabs upside down?
596 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-08-28 08:27 ID:JuD3U/pW [Del]
You're suppose to play left-handed.
Just why?
597 Name: Chronos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-08-28 08:33 ID:8a84HJ0l [Del]
Just because.
What is a stupid answer?
598 Name: Sunada En : 2017-08-28 09:30 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
this.
How was your day?
599 Name: Jazzmern : 2017-08-28 09:51 ID:OVFTU5Ek [Del]
MEH.
Who do you think you are?
600 Name: Katsuhira : 2017-08-28 15:54 ID:onxPGRwK [Del]
My name is Jungguk and I have a coconut head.
What if we are all just part of Shane Dawson's conspiracy theories?
601 Post deleted by user.
602 Name: Hamstermaster : 2017-08-31 15:20 ID:NW+ISQo/ [Del]
It doesn't matter, my mom will eat us all anyway.
If you dry a watermelon, do you get a melon ?
603 Name: ChessBud : 2017-08-31 20:25 ID:T32yLR8Z [Del]
no, only a dehydrated husk
what is love
604 Name: Anon : 2017-08-31 20:36 ID:qJIfH0wK (Image: 540x341 png, 28 kb) [Del]
Can a pandanhave an existential crisis?
605 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-08-31 21:15 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
They do, every day.
Are existential crises common?
606 Name: Artzim : 2017-09-01 13:12 ID:KzPMLp1G [Del]
Things dont simply stop existing, therefore existencial crises dont happen.
why do we greet people on the streets even if we dont want to talk with them?
607 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-09-01 22:22 ID:4ZFFgNJH [Del]
because we all know that you don't
what is bragging thread?
608 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-09-02 10:04 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
A thread where people can stroke their ego.
Are puns a good form of humor?
609 Name: UrbanFlow : 2017-09-03 14:14 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
Puns are the highest form of humor, but it is also this reason that people tend to look down on them.
Why is the English language built with so many opportunities for puns?
610 Name: Sunada En : 2017-09-03 15:10 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
Because english wanted to be funny
what is the stupidest pun you can think of? (Don't you dare write 'you')
611 Name: Chronos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-09-04 19:41 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
Punny, punny!
How is randomness defined?
612 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-09-04 19:45 ID:JifZTX47 [Del]
Anything that I think, say, and do is defined as random unless specified otherwise.
What is the joke of the day?
613 Name: Artzim : 2017-09-04 20:04 ID:KzPMLp1G [Del]
What is the most dominant dinosaur in a relationship?
a Triceratops, because its always on top!
What are other dinosaur puns?
614 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-09-04 20:39 ID:bPpwy2n7 [Del]
That bruise is so big, it's a dino sore!
Did InGen take puns into account when cloning their dinosaurs?
615 Name: SagerSquad : 2017-09-11 00:49 ID:cjHfeWBh [Del]
bump
616 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-09-12 01:24 ID:cjHfeWBh [Del]
>>614 apparently yes they aren't
Could Vision become a better person
617 Name: Chronos!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-09-12 03:38 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
Humans aren't distinguishable into good or bad persons Xp
What idiot invented Armageddon?
618 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-09-12 07:38 ID:JiXyx7ps [Del]
Not one, but four: Harvey, Irma, Jose, and Katia.
I've been trapped at an airport for the last 24 hours with 12 hours to go. What should I do?
619 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-09-12 09:47 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Hijack a plane. See what happens.
Why are martial arts flicks so cool?
620 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-09-19 19:30 ID:IAhgfUvM [Del]
because it was meant to be a trend
How did the ugly duckling became very handsome
621 Name: hanasaki : 2017-09-20 03:23 ID:HnJep4ip [Del]
he wasnt ugly in the first place, people are blind
Was 9/11 an inside job?
622 Name: Chronos !OLodFucK0U : 2017-09-20 04:37 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
No. It was aliens.
How fast is time?
623 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-09-20 11:03 ID:W+LJH11N [Del]
Time is as fast as it takes for you to watch an anime. (I legit measure some things in anime time. How many anime I could watch in that time. It's very sad.)
What is the meaning of pie?
624 Name: Chronos !OLodFucK0U : 2017-09-20 19:45 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
Face.
What happens if you divide by zero?
625 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-09-20 20:36 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
The keeper of our dimension drops by to punish you with a paddle.
What is the best time of day?
626 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-10-04 00:28 ID:KT40rYFm [Del]
The time when you post that question
What happens if I stick a little bird on an eagle's chest?
627 Name: Mad Hatter : 2017-10-04 06:23 ID:LvWFdcj4 [Del]
It becomes a fashion trend to all eagles.
Would anyone like to come to my tea party?
628 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-10-04 07:30 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Not me, but I'm sure some would.
Why are we here?
629 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-10-04 08:57 ID:KT40rYFm [Del]
Cuz its raining rocks from outer space kjgphillion years ago
What the hell is something called pun!?
630 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-04 09:35 ID:W+LJH11N [Del]
Something Yang from RWBY is very good at.
Who came up with the idea of Cat girls? Seriously Japan? Why?
631 Name: Chrome !hNfcFVIuPc : 2017-10-05 06:58 ID:VT8FxzT/ [Del]
It's a zoophile shinto god obviously.
Why people are so selfish ?
632 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-10-05 07:31 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
I dunno, human nature?
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
633 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-05 10:10 ID:rx6rdydI [Del]
154
what is my power level?
634 Name: Peter : 2017-10-05 12:42 ID:0zT6fZ6c [Del]
Equivalent to Hulk Hogans,
What purpose do I serve?
635 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-05 19:14 ID:W+LJH11N [Del]
You are spiderman, minus the parker. Go say hi to VISION, he will love you.
Why is KonoSuba hilarious?
636 Name: YONDERLY : 2017-10-06 02:49 ID:jsy4zLPl [Del]
it isnt
can i get a pet cat?
637 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-10-06 07:44 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Not anymore.
Where in the world is Atlantis?
638 Name: James !GBBXFwEfac : 2017-10-06 19:53 ID:DJhMRzR5 [Del]
On Mars.
Why is Anime so awesome?
639 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-06 22:57 ID:W+LJH11N [Del]
Because it isn't real, and that is why it can be awesome.
Why is
>>636 incorrect?
640 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-10-07 14:21 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because while most things in life are subjective, the hilarity of Konosuba is not one of them.
How many rules of the internet are there?
641 Name: Salty!8/z3j5YBsU : 2017-10-07 15:18 ID:z5p3eI4q [Del]
100.
What would be a great stupid question?
642 Name: Sunada En : 2017-10-07 16:04 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
Why am I even writing this?
is the question above this a stupid question? how?
643 Name: Chronos !OLodFucK0U : 2017-10-07 18:31 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
All questions are stupid.
Why doesn't everyone speak the same language?
644 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-10-07 20:34 ID:8Jfrrp8T [Del]
Because that would be too easy.
Why are dichotomies a thing?
645 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-08 02:42 ID:W+LJH11N [Del]
What the hell does that even mean?
Is magic real?
646 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-10-08 03:08 ID:HEVUk603 [Del]
yes, but people mistaken them for science
Can you make a story for me to read?
647 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-10-16 16:39 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
Sure, but just because you can read it doesn't mean you'll like it.
Are waffles better than pancakes?
648 Name: Spongebob : 2017-10-16 23:31 ID:vW9imDup [Del]
Of course paffles are way BATTER (get it? okay whatever)
Would you rather confess to your crush or someone you really really hate confess to you?
649 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-17 01:34 ID:D137Jeyw [Del]
Neither. I would rather they both confess to each other, then I can stand in the corner and laugh at them.
Is there any dumber game then Kerbal Space Program?
650 Name: Slayne : 2017-10-17 22:01 ID:sdlQVrTH [Del]
Yes. Trump. Because it reminds of our president.
Do cats taste like chicken?
651 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-10-17 23:12 ID:Y5AONqUY [Del]
only time will tell
Why is there many trolls nowadays?
652 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-18 09:51 ID:D137Jeyw [Del]
Because someone locked the dogs up after someone let the dogs out.
Hello! Is it me your looking for??
653 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-10-19 01:22 ID:Y5AONqUY [Del]
I can see it in your eyes and smile cuz you're all I've ever wanted
go kys!
654 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-10-19 02:47 ID:AlIBsdL7 [Del]
Thats not a question. But why would I "Kiss Your Shit"? Thats gross.
Are you in any way successful in life?
655 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-19 04:16 ID:D137Jeyw [Del]
Define "successful"
Are you in any way satisfied with how donuts taste?
656 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-10-19 05:13 ID:AlIBsdL7 [Del]
Its supposed to be "Doughnuts".
Would you rather live happy, die sad or live sad, die happy?
657 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-10-19 07:38 ID:Y5AONqUY [Del]
this is not would you rather game, but I would rather those questions be just dreams designed to be forgotten forever
Who the hell is Yo Mama?
658 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-19 07:43 ID:D137Jeyw [Del]
Yo mama is ma mama. Probably. I would be surprised tbh.
Who am I?
659 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-10-19 07:47 ID:6Cp9TADb [Del]
An apachi helicopter.
Who are you?
660 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-10-19 08:16 ID:Y5AONqUY [Del]
I'm the character in Rylami's story and supposedly will sacrifice myself to the ancient spirits to save the world
Who's he?
661 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-19 08:18 ID:PxSx+GFo [Del]
For a start,
>>659 did you remember my introduction when I said I was an apachi helicopter? Or did you just do that for the lols?
>>660 he is annoying, that's what.
Who is Fred blogs?
662 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-10-19 10:50 ID:6Cp9TADb [Del]
>>661 I saw somewhere recently that you said your gender was an apachi helicopter.
A retard that had blogs about cats commiting suicide.
How do you eat a truck?
663 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-19 11:07 ID:PxSx+GFo [Del]
Very slowly, over the course of about, 2 months.
How do you eat a frenchman eating a plane?
664 Name: Chronos !OLodFucK0U : 2017-10-19 20:58 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
You hit the frenchman with a vending machine.
How does the frenchman eat the plane?
665 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-20 00:12 ID:eqnptMbM [Del]
With a fork.
How does the plane eat a frenchman?
666 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-10-20 01:58 ID:k37R5IaH [Del]
By letting the frenchman enter for a flight.
Why can you drink a drink but not eat an eat?
667 Name: RamenSenpai : 2017-10-20 13:30 ID:+s92rHK0 [Del]
Because it will make you poop more
Why does Superman wear his pants first before his brief?
668 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-20 21:42 ID:HFdHvdtR [Del]
Because he lost a fight with Chuck Norris.
Who is anime so fun to watch?
669 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-10-21 10:18 ID:JPtEI56Y [Del]
Why*. Well, because it does not bore you.
Why do we make typos?
670 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-21 21:03 ID:HFdHvdtR [Del]
Becayse typose ar kool.
Who thought of the english language?
671 Name: G.P. !K6N517zljo : 2017-10-22 03:03 ID:eYQuw+Fv [Del]
The English people.
What is a language?
672 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-22 12:01 ID:HFdHvdtR [Del]
A set of two words that people use to describe the sounds produced by the vocal cords in human beings to communicate.
Why you gotta be so rude?
673 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-10-22 20:29 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because it's in my genes, fuck nuts!
Do all good things have to come to an end?
674 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-10-22 21:09 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
apparently no they are
Why did Chronos assumed that I live in Atlantis on the first time I'm being here?
675 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-22 21:23 ID:HFdHvdtR [Del]
Because, mermaids/mermen?
Are you never gonna give me up, never gonna let me down, ever run around, and desert me? Are you never gonna make me cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt me?
676 Name: Chronos !OLodFucK0U : 2017-10-23 01:07 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
HTTP Error 404 - file not found.
Does Firion live in Atlantis?
677 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-23 03:38 ID:HFdHvdtR [Del]
No. Firion IS Atlantis. Dun dun DUUUUUUUN.
Is pie a flavour?
678 Name: G.P. !K6N517zljo : 2017-10-23 04:33 ID:V8NFtpIs [Del]
Yes. Pie flower.
Is Enigami a origami?
679 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-10-23 04:55 ID:lcgrkRgP [Del]
your question isn't valid since it has to be *an* instead of *a*
G.P. is Kyouka?! For real?!
680 Name: G.P. !K6N517zljo : 2017-10-23 05:00 ID:V8NFtpIs [Del]
No. I am a german potato. Kyouka is a human girl.
Is Neko a cat?
681 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-10-23 07:58 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Neko is the feline form of the Old One Nyarlethotep.
Is Nyanka also an Old One in feline disguise?
682 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-23 10:05 ID:HFdHvdtR [Del]
How did you know!
Am I a helicopter?
683 Name: G.P. !K6N517zljo : 2017-10-24 02:36 ID:pKRQFXXF [Del]
Yes you are!
Has Pieface a pie as face?
684 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-10-24 08:14 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
Scientifically,Magically, & Instinctively proofed that the CultLeader likes Pie
Chronos is just a puppet played by Time!?
685 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-24 11:30 ID:HFdHvdtR [Del]
HOW DID YOU KNOW. (I reply with that a lot.)
Wat?
686 Name: Chronos !OLodFucK0U : 2017-10-24 21:35 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
Dat.
Did FindMuck find Muck?
687 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-10-24 23:23 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
No, but he found that M & F are switched place
German Potato is Germany?!
688 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-10-25 06:31 ID:HFdHvdtR [Del]
No, Germany is a potato.
Can you find what we're looking for?
689 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-11-01 07:54 ID:8gEWx8QW [Del]
no, we can
What's "The Person Below Me" thread?
690 Name: Salty!8/z3j5YBsU : 2017-11-01 08:06 ID:NbSPmGI8 [Del]
It is fun.
What is the proper way to spell colors/colours?
691 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-01 08:29 ID:tSS63AHh [Del]
Colors if you are in America. Colours if you are anywhere else in the world. Coooooolooooooooouuuuurs if your a football/soccer announcer.
Why am I the last response in the now semi-dead games down below?
692 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-11-01 08:34 ID:8gEWx8QW [Del]
Can't be helped
Where's my biscuit!?
693 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo!!SAJUv3Pa : 2017-11-01 08:36 ID:tSS63AHh [Del]
I ate it.
What is my name?
694 Name: Salty!8/z3j5YBsU : 2017-11-01 14:31 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
Snyper.
What is my quest?
695 Name: Chronos !OLodFucK0U : 2017-11-01 20:27 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
To become a sniper.
How will I die?
696 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo!!SAJUv3Pa : 2017-11-01 21:03 ID:zwjNKMaM [Del]
Explosive Dishes will explode after forcing you to eat them.
How will I live?
697 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-11-01 21:12 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
you will live a wealthy life with the darkness watching you from behind, its a terrorizing life.
Just hunt down the great blue serpent already!
698 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-11-01 21:28 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
That's not a question.
How tall is the moon?
699 Name: Salty!8/z3j5YBsU : 2017-11-02 09:52 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
about yea big
why is it hard to become president?
700 Name: Ryuugamine Dotachin : 2017-11-02 13:08 ID:uzWE14rx [Del]
Because Lord Voldemort is bitter af that he didn't get elected.
Why are my grades so inconsistent?
(F,F,F,F,A,A,A,B)
701 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-11-02 16:51 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Seems pretty consistent to me.
What does a cloud taste like?
702 Name: Bastion : 2017-11-02 19:31 ID:ckN2FwYR [Del]
How bout you fly up and try one instead of askin' me?
Where has my desire to will gone?
703 Name: blah : 2017-11-02 19:42 ID:u63yNVzO [Del]
Down the toilet
Where has my sanity gone?
704 Name: Salty!saltyDMbUs : 2017-11-02 20:22 ID:z5p3eI4q [Del]
Down the toilet
Where has my sanity gone?
705 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-02 22:05 ID:zwjNKMaM [Del]
You guessed it. Down the toilet.
Where did the music go?
706 Name: Unsynthesized : 2017-11-03 01:36 ID:8gEWx8QW [Del]
Your Intestine
Where is USA?
707 Name: Firi !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-11-03 01:44 ID:8gEWx8QW [Del]
In yo ass!
Could I synthesize Unsynthesized?
708 Name: Chronos !OLodFucK0U : 2017-11-03 03:39 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
Not in 100 years!
Where is the toilet?
709 Name: blah : 2017-11-03 07:45 ID:/aMKYbYJ [Del]
With my sanity!
How do I get my sanity back?
710 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-11-03 09:08 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Dive into the toilet, where the dookies live.
How immature am I?
711 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-03 10:37 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
On a scale of 1-10, you got bored and drew a dinosaur. Not very well, I might add.
How bored am I?
712 Name: Salty!8/z3j5YBsU : 2017-11-03 11:10 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
As much as students on a block study hall
if its tourist season, why can't we shoot them
713 Name: Loerpiou : 2017-11-03 14:56 ID:ghVj54t0 [Del]
Because tourists have tasteless meat.
Why are my gums bleeding?
714 Name: ⚫️〰⭕️ : 2017-11-03 16:54 ID:HTNvHxg/ [Del]
Because your little sister pulled all your teeth out with a leek.
Who is a better trap, Nagisa Shiota from Assassination Classroom, or Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji?
715 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-03 22:05 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
Nagisa Shiota is the fourth best trap in the anime world. In more sense then one.
What is 42?
716 Name: ⚫️〰⭕️ : 2017-11-04 15:07 ID:HTNvHxg/ [Del]
The answer to life, the universe, and everything.
717 Name: ⚫️〰⭕️ : 2017-11-04 15:08 ID:HTNvHxg/ [Del]
What is the opposite of 22/7?
718 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-11-04 17:21 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
7/22. C'mon, now.
What is the greatest thrill?
719 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-04 22:30 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
Cocaine.
What is the meaning of this thread?
720 Name: ShiShi : 2017-11-05 05:12 ID:c3rdxBO7 [Del]
To get stupid answers ofc
Can someone answer my question?
721 Name: destiny=bad game : 2017-11-05 15:17 ID:+69MPxte [Del]
maybe...
what is the pattern amongst these sets of numbers:
1, 2, 3
2, 4, 8
123, 132456735672, 1235345762456457989674
987654321, 987654321987654321, 987654321987654321987654321
722 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-11-06 00:37 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
cheese
Is yolo a drug?
723 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-06 09:19 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
It is now.
Is this thread stupid? Or is it drugs?
724 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-11-06 09:25 ID:JuD3U/pW [Del]
Yes.
suhdood?
725 Name: Salty!saltyDMbUs : 2017-11-06 10:11 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
Your ego
Are you stupid?
726 Name: ShiShi : 2017-11-06 15:47 ID:c3rdxBO7 [Del]
Absolutely. Can't change that.
Even so I don't need to go to school right?
727 Name: Kurosuke !TgvcuYUnME : 2017-11-06 18:54 ID:dVNzjxuY [Del]
until the next Mars one application, you probably should.
who is David the Dinosaur?
728 Name: re-oero : 2017-11-06 23:44 ID:jrXeYJuU [Del]
Person A.
Are butterfinger candy bars really not make of butterfly fingers?
729 Name: ivyleaf33 !gwt6hCinyY : 2017-11-07 00:05 ID:aqmEwUMq [Del]
I think you've mixed it up - they're made of a specific Fingerling Butterfly's fingers. It's the secret to making them taste so crunchy.
?
When is a meme that doesn't identify as a meme but is a meme in some meme-ish form or the other meme-ish form not a meme?
730 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-07 22:48 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
When the meme decides to identify as a meme, it becomes a meme. Otherwise, it is still probably a meme.
What is a meme anyway?
731 Name: window : 2017-11-08 12:23 ID:fdvn5JwQ [Del]
A meme is a meme.
What is us?
732 Name: Boopwrang : 2017-11-08 17:08 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
Unanimous
sovereignty
What could go well in a lettuce smoothie?
733 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-11-08 19:15 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Kale.
What could possibly go wrong?
734 Name: Shuin : 2017-11-08 19:21 ID:n6bUZCpy [Del]
Definitely not lettuce, it will taste bad
Why are my ears itchy?
735 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-11-08 21:00 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
must be the ants bite your ear
Why do people did bottle flip challenge?
736 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-08 23:51 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
No idea.
Why not?
737 Name: Naga Sake !!LOWyrKpa : 2017-11-09 13:19 ID:rx6rdydI [Del]
because I said so
who cares?
738 Name: Sunada En : 2017-11-09 17:20 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
The chicken next door.
How do you eat oranges?
739 Post deleted by user.
740 Name: Abroad in a pan : 2017-11-09 18:55 ID:FhGnrYJz [Del]
With your asshole
How do I activate my 『Stand』
741 Name: Urban Flow : 2017-11-09 20:05 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
By getting out of your chair.
When is "because" a valid answer?
742 Name: Chronos !OLodFucK0U : 2017-11-09 22:14 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
Always.
What was the first question ever asked?
743 Name: Abroad in A pan : 2017-11-10 04:11 ID:FhGnrYJz [Del]
Tell me If this exists
How do I get father Pucci to Fuck me in the butthole
744 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-11-10 04:26 ID:JuD3U/pW [Del]
Assk nicely.
Where the hell did that come from?
745 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-10 11:09 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
You don't want to know.
Why do you ask?
746 Name: Kurosuke !TgvcuYUnME : 2017-11-10 14:00 ID:dVNzjxuY [Del]
Because Im Curious.
can cats really die because of curiosity?
747 Name: Kunphushus : 2017-11-10 18:15 ID:INOrGb4+ [Del]
Why do we backe cookies and cook bacon?
748 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-11-10 18:35 ID:iuIBkzls [Del]
>>747 You're supposed to answer the damn question, nimrod.
>>746 Anything and anyone can die from curiosity.
Is Kurosuke also a cat?
749 Name: Abroad in A pan : 2017-11-10 19:19 ID:2Nsvafq4 [Del]
Not only is Kurosuke a cat
You’re a cat
If I kill a Neko would that make me a pussy-slayer ?
750 Name: Chronos !OLodFucK0U : 2017-11-10 19:59 ID:FPF/X+c5 [Del]
No, it will make you a pussy.
Is ignorance bliss?
751 Name: window : 2017-11-11 10:11 ID:gvZYWdaL [Del]
Ignorance is the act of ignoring something/one/life.
Bliss is the highest state of happiness.
So, no ignorance is not bliss but ignorance.
Does the meaning of life truly means an integer?
752 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-11 21:51 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
The meaning of life is delicious pie.
The answer to the question of life is 42.
But why?
753 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-11-12 07:30 ID:iuIBkzls [Del]
Because the Arichects have calculated it as such.
What happens when I steal from a thief?
754 Name: window : 2017-11-12 07:38 ID:xZfD3BUU [Del]
Because π not?! HA
What is pie?
755 Name: window : 2017-11-12 07:41 ID:xZfD3BUU [Del]
(I was answering
>>752I can't believe I answered 8 minutes after
>>753's XD)
>>753 You are the stealer of the thief
What is happening?
756 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-12 20:35 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
>>754 delicious.
>>755 no idea.
What is that voice????
757 Name: Abroad in A pan : 2017-11-12 23:52 ID:FhGnrYJz [Del]
Funny Valentine
Doujyaa~n
Why do I love Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni so much ?
758 Name: window : 2017-11-13 09:48 ID:nrAEU/kZ [Del]
Because Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni
What is people?
759 Name: Jac. Splot : 2017-11-13 12:32 ID:2iL9ppa0 [Del]
Spit Babies.
Why are we here?
760 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-11-14 09:02 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
To die.
What is the best time of year?
761 Name: Raytzeelll : 2017-11-14 09:38 ID:xsJxlqqu [Del]
There is no best time.
Is there a way to connect my facebook to this site?
762 Name: window !3LdO/x8MDw : 2017-11-14 10:10 ID:xeP4KoW0 [Del]
Put your face and a book on the screen. You are now connected~
How are we formed?
763 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-14 21:32 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
When two people decide they can't be bothered to wear a jacket over their privates.
Why did I put it that way?
764 Name: Sugoii : 2017-11-15 00:19 ID:F/NQSmVv [Del]
I can't tell why .
Why am I here?
765 Name: wolfe : 2017-11-15 00:59 ID:AYaw598D [Del]
to see something dumb af
Whats my mom's middle name?
766 Name: Bastion : 2017-11-15 01:12 ID:ySPVSkC0 [Del]
>>765 I don't know, it was honestly kinda hard to hear above the headboard slamming into the wall.
If a lonely NEET offs himself in his parents basement, are speckled moths speckled?
767 Name: window !3LdO/x8MDw : 2017-11-15 07:59 ID:p1hDQbM1 [Del]
Yes, because they are speckled as they are speckled moths.
Do we know everything?
768 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-11-15 09:40 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
We know everything about nothing.
What's the best way to deal with a know-it-all?
769 Name: Naga Sake !!LOWyrKpa : 2017-11-15 12:30 ID:rx6rdydI [Del]
>>768 Tell them something they don't know
What if the child consents though?
770 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-16 22:48 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
Probably no, but maybe yes.
Is this site really fun to use?
771 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-11-17 00:49 ID:/NgzEVgN [Del]
depends on how you use it
When will my biscuit get Re:Stocked
772 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-11-17 08:01 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
When we make an isekai anime called Re:Stocked, about a grocery store in a fantasy world.
When will we learn to quit while we're ahead?
773 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-18 05:18 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
Never. That would require learning from mistakes.
Why do people be stupid?
774 Name: window !3LdO/x8MDw : 2017-11-19 10:39 ID:LWlp9oZi [Del]
Because they get stupid answers from stupid information
What is that?
775 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-19 23:20 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
It's a flying potato. I thought I left that somewhere.
Can someone help me catch it?
776 Name: window !3LdO/x8MDw : 2017-11-20 06:39 ID:+cq51WP/ [Del]
Probably the potatobusters will
Where are potatoes hidden?
777 Name: Kurosuke !TgvcuYUnME : 2017-11-20 19:27 ID:dVNzjxuY [Del]
in the microwave together with the instant noodles
are the potatoes still edible?
778 Name: RoadRunner : 2017-11-20 21:16 ID:ru1l5Y6t [Del]
>>777 Kurosuke go buy a lottery ticket XD
For me potatoes aren't edible unless you cook them but it depends on who's cooking
If you win the lotto how wouldn't you spend it
779 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-11-20 21:18 ID:JuD3U/pW [Del]
Responsibly.
How much do I owe you?
780 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-11-21 00:29 ID:/NgzEVgN [Del]
as far as I remember, it reaches the nominal of a bajillion
What's my name?
781 Name: Chronos !OLodFucK0U : 2017-11-21 04:58 ID:S9D05yKp [Del]
Nemo.
Why do we have names?
782 Name: Natè : 2017-11-21 08:24 ID:oND+TSLl [Del]
because dirt is brown.
Why is my step mom not my mom
783 Name: Kurosuke !TgvcuYUnME : 2017-11-21 08:58 ID:sE7wmiKj [Del]
Because your Dad.
why mom? not dad?
784 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-21 10:58 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
I think a better question would be why mom, not mum.
Why do so many people find it strange to say mum instead of mom?
785 Name: Scarpie : 2017-11-21 15:13 ID:hQv3IxhA [Del]
because regions
why do I not have a good self-esteem?
786 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-11-24 01:35 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
because your username were supposed to be Scorpie instead of Scarpie
Why did we cry?
787 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-24 10:51 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
Why wouldn't you cry? After all, you are chopping onions.
Do you believe in miracles?
788 Name: Kojima : 2017-11-24 22:19 ID:R4B/KapX [Del]
Of course I do, I mean I did find my chip under my bed after a month.
Are moths dumb?
789 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-11-26 21:31 ID:NuTvhecT [Del]
Its proven scientifically,instinctively,magically,idiotically, and according to the procedure of this thread, you deserve to know that its your own choice
When will I need to restock my biscuit again?
790 Name: G.P. !K6N517zljo : 2017-11-27 01:22 ID:k5LDxqgS [Del]
Next year.
Who is Mikado?
791 Name: frosch : 2017-11-27 12:02 ID:2EUvB8CL [Del]
a dude with a blue jacket.
what is youtube?
792 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-29 08:24 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
The second most useful website I know. (right after HH.)
What is love?
(baby don't hurt me)
793 Name: lol triggered : 2017-11-29 11:37 ID:b1SZlXx5 [Del]
>>792 dont hurt me anymore
whats the difference between homicide and murder
794 Name: Salty!saltyDMbUs : 2017-11-29 12:05 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
They are 2 different words dammit.
How do you define the word word
795 Name: Massivesket : 2017-11-29 13:14 ID:LHQjyDv5 (Image: 209x190 gif, 38 kb) [Del]
>>794 you define it as palabra in spanish
whos a massivesket
796 Name: Abroad in a pan : 2017-11-30 02:38 ID:FhGnrYJz (Image: 480x430 jpg, 53 kb) [Del]
Some Gay-ass 1337 word
What happens next ? (after this picture)
797 Name: bijouqrf : 2017-11-30 12:12 ID:u2vVwTAH [Del]
>>796 they get a divorce duhh
whats 2+2 -1
798 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-11-30 13:20 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
*brain explodes*
What is wrong with murder?
799 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-12-01 07:47 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Not much really, if you have a righteous motive.
What is wrong with lying?
800 Name: Raytzeelll!RafRKzorUQ : 2017-12-01 07:56 ID:xsJxlqqu [Del]
Idk everyone lies down when they sleep right?
Why do people still even speak to me?
801 Name: window !3LdO/x8MDw : 2017-12-01 08:47 ID:NJwHiqhc [Del]
'Cause they have mouths
Why do we breath?
802 Name: Katsuhira !ZbljMIl2hE : 2017-12-01 17:10 ID:onxPGRwK [Del]
We breath because we breathe in air.
Why can I not draw on my arms with a marker?
803 Name: Moqorro : 2017-12-01 18:52 ID:llT5mmfC [Del]
HI im new! do i need to make a profile???
804 Name: Psyche : 2017-12-02 04:01 ID:jPljUDqb [Del]
Because your marker doesn't work, stupid.
What happens when you get scared 'half to death' twice?
805 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-12-02 08:05 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
It just keeps splitting in half, leaving you with increasingly less life force, but not truly killing you.
Why do people expect so much from others?
806 Name: Abroad in a pan : 2017-12-03 16:33 ID:FhGnrYJz [Del]
Because they lack the ability to fulfil their own wishes
IS THAT MUDAFUCKIN JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????
807 Name: Negawa !uucIbqjoOQ : 2017-12-04 17:01 ID:Yg3QNVNn [Del]
Yes, and you are already dead
What is the gay???!!11!?!
808 Name: Unsynthesized : 2017-12-05 00:31 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
It is something that looks like a plane.
What is the meaning of 'WHAT'?
809 Name: Sol !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-12-05 01:55 ID:j98IT/cY [Del]
Wait, How!? Are?! That?!
What is the meaning of life lesson?
810 Name: Rin!W80JVncZoU : 2017-12-05 04:02 ID:RC2LTlc9 [Del]
A ridiculous class that teaches you to prepare for death.
Why do humans WANT to exist?
811 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-12-05 07:45 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
For shits and giggles.
Why do people question existence?
812 Name: Sunada En : 2017-12-05 12:24 ID:pTktNd9N [Del]
they don't. And if they do, they want to exist in a universe where ponies exist.
is this a stupid question? why?
813 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-12-06 01:27 ID:pO1kJOvV [Del]
fak you thats whay
haw kan may speling bekame so bad?
814 Name: Toolazytoname : 2017-12-06 07:04 ID:Zrt52tjJ [Del]
Er, because you can't spell? Anyways, since we are all asking stupid questions and getting stupid answers, I want to ask my own. Stupid ques no.1: Why is everyone, myself included, so interested in asking and answering stupid questions?
Stupid ques no. 2: Are you still bothering to read this unnecessarily long question?
815 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-12-06 10:55 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
A1: We are very, very bored.
A2: Nope.
COME TO AUSTRALIA!!!! Wanna buy a beer? OR would you rather be assaulted by boxing kangaroos, drop bears, magpies and spiders?
816 Name: Toolazytoname : 2017-12-09 03:54 ID:Zrt52tjJ [Del]
I don't think I'd do either of those but if I had to, I would choose the second option because I'm just looking for a fight. Why? I'm not sure myself. And because I am very much interested in seeing a kangaroo for no reason at all
817 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2017-12-18 14:43 ID:XCkcBXAp [Del]
Last poster didn't ask a question and I still find this thread hilarious, so I'm revivIng it.
Why are we on this earth?
818 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-12-18 15:12 ID:opoiDT/x [Del]
Because we'd be dead anywhere else, duh.
Hwow dwoo yuo hyuze teh grammaar?
819 Name: (/\\\/) : 2017-12-18 15:28 ID:ZPomjV+l [Del]
Yuo dwont. Yuo awvoed teh grammaar tweachar.
Why do humans need other humans.
820 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2017-12-18 15:54 ID:dVNzjxuY [Del]
>>818 lol this. real talk
>>819 well I dont think you wanna procreate with monkeys.
How do i pronounce
>>819's name?
821 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-12-18 19:15 ID:kzMGFCrI [Del]
/\ can be interpreted as 'A'
\ could be interpreted as 'I'
\/ should be interpreted as 'V'
ignore the ( & )
the choice is yours
Question my answer!
822 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-12-18 22:27 ID:kg6E7ApZ [Del]
I REFUSE ON THE GROUNDS OF *whispers* hardcore drugs.
Why am I made of tree?
823 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-12-19 12:10 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
You're not made of tree! I'm made of tree!
Why am I a tree?
824 Name: The Ice Prince : 2017-12-19 12:22 ID:vjyrLFCK [Del]
You are a tree to uproot the plants around you
Why am I so cold?
825 Name: Nakuro : 2017-12-19 13:51 ID:tk558IbD [Del]
Because its cold
what does 7 mean
826 Name: Chiyoko : 2017-12-19 22:50 ID:GjBDF7dh [Del]
7 means numbers exist
Fish?
827 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-12-20 00:16 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
Fish sticks fish wishes which witches whip.
Who was number 1?
828 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-12-20 07:19 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Smitty Werbenyagermanjensen, of course.
Who was number 2?
829 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2017-12-20 15:01 ID:4QRot8Aa [Del]
Apparently its me
Is that a spongebob reference
830 Name: Maimai : 2017-12-21 02:56 ID:8dI3K2bM [Del]
you are a spongebob reference
is water dead?
831 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-12-21 03:41 ID:1LZjkR2i [Del]
Oh how I wish he was.
Can I go to sleep now?
832 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-12-21 07:40 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Nope. Sleep is for the dead.
Why?
833 Name: Salty!saltyDMbUs : 2017-12-21 11:09 ID:z5p3eI4q [Del]
Why not.
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834 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2017-12-21 17:47 ID:zm7DD1o5 [Del]
Oh, okay then. Moving on to the next question
Who the hell put my biscuit on the floor?
835 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2017-12-21 18:15 ID:dVNzjxuY [Del]
you did. oh wait. i think it was a bigfoot you owned.
Sarcasms Please?
836 Name: Boop : 2017-12-21 23:57 ID:WSqmSUdZ [Del]
Wow that was so great
Cool story
That was very interesting
Oh ok
Sure
What could be fun in the nest 3 weeks
837 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-12-22 21:05 ID:EYtjHgb+ [Del]
either your egg are cracking and becoming a newborn bird or it gets stolen and you died trying to protect them
Stop it?
838 Name: (/\\\/) : 2017-12-23 00:55 ID:MyawByf8 [Del]
No stopping. Just screaming at the top of your lungs that you're a werewolf out your car window as you pass a little old lady with a shopping cart.
Question!
Do trolls really steal your left socks?
839 Name: (/\\\/) : 2017-12-23 00:58 ID:MyawByf8 [Del]
>>820 (it's pronounced as Vladimir Todd) 😝
840 Name: Chiyoko : 2017-12-23 18:13 ID:GjBDF7dh [Del]
no. common misperception, its the right testi***.
What is the capital of serbia?
841 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-12-23 20:27 ID:NI220Hhb [Del]
Should've written it 'Serbia' on your question which then I can tell that the capital of Serbia is 'S'
who is YO MAMA?
842 Name: James !GBBXFwEfac : 2017-12-27 17:01 ID:DJhMRzR5 [Del]
A powerful cosmic entity
What's cracking guys
843 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2017-12-29 00:11 ID:1LZjkR2i [Del]
Eggs. Making meringues requires egg whites after all.
Anyone want a free coffee?
844 Name: Bastion : 2017-12-29 02:12 ID:ySPVSkC0 [Del]
Nah, never developed a taste for the stuff.
Does anyone ever wonder what life would be like if everyone was Danny Devito?
845 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2017-12-31 03:31 ID:dOefMmor [Del]
Who the hell is Danny Devito even?
Who is Danny Devito?
846 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-12-31 07:11 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
A troll who lives under the bridge, to whom you pay the Troll Toll.
Is it really always sunny in Philadelphia?
847 Name: (|\\\|) : 2017-12-31 20:04 ID:yxtvMTj3 [Del]
No. The vampires there hate light and covered the place in Mist.
Are you related to George Washington? (/referring to anyone that answers the question\)
848 Name: Rin : 2018-01-01 15:39 ID:WIa/qS19 [Del]
No, I'm not American (thank God)
Do you want a pet dinosaur?
849 Name: James !GBBXFwEfac : 2018-01-01 23:37 ID:DJhMRzR5 [Del]
Yes, he is a stultuspetramasaurus named Bobbert Jimmerson II.
How many death notes have you smuggled into Germany over the last eight minutes?
850 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-01-02 06:46 ID:q9OnzA0g [Del]
I didn't count them sorry
What type of dinosaur is Raddawgceratops?
851 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2018-01-02 07:56 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
A stupid fake one.
What was the raddest period of prehistory?
852 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-02 08:17 ID:l9HVxKDi [Del]
that time an army of Velociraptor wearing an armor riding a Pterodactyl fought with the T-rex-es, but then these Stegosaur went mad and ran onto the battle field which made the Pterodactyl went mad also. Man you won't believe what happened after that
What would Trex sounds like?
853 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ!!pay7Ps22 : 2018-01-02 09:45 ID:sRN6sqfa [Del]
Like "cockadoodle-doo!" and "ba-caw!"
What is a?
854 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2018-01-02 19:39 ID:1LZjkR2i [Del]
A is a letter of the alphabet the signifies the beginning of annoyance, articulating artistic aliens and announcing Andy.
Anyone here heard of the Emu wars?
855 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-02 20:01 ID:7HXfhxe+ [Del]
All I heard was Emulating War.
What is a ?
856 Name: Chiyoko : 2018-01-04 23:08 ID:mBGX2Q7I [Del]
a is a thing that looks vaguely like an upside down e
what is this game anymore?
857 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2018-01-05 00:05 ID:1LZjkR2i (Image: 1500x1500 jpg, 366 kb) [Del]
Completely ^ that's what.
Why am I a Snyper?
858 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-05 01:03 ID:P1sJ7T45 [Del]
because being Sniper would make you seconded
How did memes became a thing?
859 Name: Leche : 2018-01-05 13:48 ID:Vjj4Fyd4 [Del]
Memes became a thing because a cat ran across a keyboard
What do skirts and math have in common?
860 Name: Abroad in A Pan!wo3NpPPf6I : 2018-01-05 21:24 ID:WjInCGk3 [Del]
They both make me Think of Oingo Boingo.
Help!
I have Tiny insects in my hair
Tiny insects everywhere
Tiny insects in my pants
Watching insects make romance
Insects make me— make me want to dance, dance, dance
They make want to dance...
Flying insects everywhere
Flying insects buzzing, buzzing, buzzing through the air
Just like little diamonds in the sky
Insects buzzing in my eye
Buzzing insects make me want to dance, dance, dance
They make me want to dance...
Insects crawling all around
Insects squirming in the ground
Insects—gooey, squeaky, chewy
Should I eat them? No!
I'd rather stomp them, hurt them—stomp
Stomp them while I dance, dance, dance
I hurt them while I dance, dance, dance
I stomp them while I dance, dance, dance...
Insects make me scream and shout
They don't know what life's about
They don't have blood
They've got too many legs
They don't have brains in their heads
They know they'll rule the world someday
They bite and sting me anyway
They bite and sting and suck
They bite and sting and suck, suck, suck
They bite and sting and
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck...
Dance, dance, dance
What do I do ?
861 Name: Chiyoko : 2018-01-06 01:09 ID:mBGX2Q7I [Del]
Stop singing.
Why dont people read the "WHAT NOT TO POST IN MAIN" thread?
862 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2018-01-06 03:09 ID:1LZjkR2i [Del]
Because it is in full caps. Mhm.
Why don't people exist on Mars?
863 Name: Leche : 2018-01-06 10:47 ID:PG++tNjj [Del]
No Internet
Why have I not dyed my hair?
864 Name: Shuin!sDGOuLvHAE : 2018-01-07 07:29 ID:VKYVNYf/ [Del]
Cuz you have no hair duh
Why is there work tomorrow?
865 Name: Enoki !O/mfCoA0wI : 2018-01-07 08:17 ID:2km2Xfhx [Del]
The same reason why there was work today.
If humans could eat fire, what dishes could be served?
866 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-01-07 09:19 ID:v3f6mDck [Del]
Something which need to be exposed to fire before u can consume it
Is there even work today?
867 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ!!pay7Ps22 : 2018-01-07 09:31 ID:4XBMY8gu [Del]
Yes, it sucks.
Is Purple an instrument?
868 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2018-01-07 19:31 ID:1LZjkR2i [Del]
Purple is an instrument, yes. Only the most experiences Purple masters can master it though.
Is fish a letter?
869 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-07 19:56 ID:uDfjmq4+ [Del]
yes, my boi! Fish is the messenger of the sea king! therefore it can be defined as letter according from x=fish equation
what am I even saying?
870 Name: Leche : 2018-01-07 22:48 ID:/4caCF/x [Del]
If you know how to play it.
Does money grow on trees?
871 Name: Shuin!sDGOuLvHAE : 2018-01-08 05:31 ID:VKYVNYf/ [Del]
Yes, of course. Why else would we even want trees here? That's like, the only thing trees give us.
Am I smart?
872 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2018-01-08 09:19 ID:1LZjkR2i [Del]
Technically. You have the potential. You waste it on this site though, so no.
Why is SAUSAGE spreading so far? Seriously?
873 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-08 18:31 ID:uDfjmq4+ [Del]
u started it by granting the wish without downside,
SAUSAGE?
874 Name: RoadRunner : 2018-01-08 18:50 ID:ru1l5Y6t [Del]
Only if you use the best mustard
It's going to rain soon I wish for tacos is that wrong?
875 Name: Epulari : 2018-01-09 02:19 ID:K4CX1BwV [Del]
It´s totally normal, you´re just having hallucinations.
Do I look like a taco?
876 Name: Pumpkin32 : 2018-01-09 06:52 ID:TTsxAPRI [Del]
Yes, very.
Hey Vsauce, Michael... where?
877 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2018-01-09 11:09 ID:1LZjkR2i [Del]
No idea. Fairyland?
Why is everyone so addicted to SAUSAGE?
878 Name: Mr.Catastrophe : 2018-01-09 11:31 ID:doxAE1My [Del]
How do I get in touch with the leader of the dollars, even though in the lore I'm not supposed to know?
879 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-09 18:26 ID:IRg+q1Jo [Del]
>>877 MUST BE A MIRACLE
>>878 that's not how the game works
How's your SAUSAGE?
880 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2018-01-09 18:32 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
By virtue of it being SAUSAGE, it is supremely good.
Why aren't more people talking about SAUSAGE?
881 Name: G.P. !K6N517zljo : 2018-01-10 03:47 ID:TiaG1xo6 [Del]
Because they are vegetarian.
Why is SAUSAGE a trend?
882 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2018-01-10 04:48 ID:1LZjkR2i [Del]
I don't know, but I think I started it. And it scares me for some reason.
Who doesn't praise the SAUSAGE?
883 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-10 20:15 ID:losi2hjS [Del]
YoMama
Will SAUSAGE last forever?
884 Name: SAUSAGE LORD !Tk0NRziTHQ : 2018-01-11 03:51 ID:+0J8t/N0 [Del]
YES IT WILL!
WILL SAUSAGE CONQUER THE WORLD?
885 Name: Toolazytoname : 2018-01-11 08:28 ID:Zrt52tjJ [Del]
At least it seems to have taken over the thread.
Why do you always use caps lock?
886 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-12 07:56 ID:8JpU88mp [Del]
Capslock is life, SAUSAGE needs capslock
Why're you lazy to name
887 Name: Yuki : 2018-01-13 00:49 ID:ffLfYHZN [Del]
Cozzzzz he knows the wey of the sloth
How to make life less boring?
888 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2018-01-14 10:18 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Be less boring.
How to eliminate viral trends?
889 Name: Pumpkin32 : 2018-01-15 04:44 ID:+oQ+XQlT [Del]
Become the viral trend.
Why won’t communism work?
890 Name: KoHaKu : 2018-01-15 06:25 ID:8aR6JkyI [Del]
You try sharing your fries.
Why is paper made from trees?
891 Name: Sora : 2018-01-15 10:36 ID:46rRCDzI [Del]
Because if it were made by bees the bees would already be extinct.
How do I control my neighborhood squirrels?
892 Name: Kekhnam : 2018-01-15 17:02 ID:5ow9KrdE [Del]
Use nuts
Why do we pay for .jpg of our waifus in gacha games?
893 Name: Jo : 2018-01-15 23:22 ID:7wqRC7DD [Del]
we pay because we r stupid
What is the liquid form of wood?
894 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2018-01-16 09:11 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Wüd.
Are lootcrates gambling?
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896 Name: Mr.Lawson : 2018-01-16 09:53 ID:ZFQ3WWQ2 [Del]
HEY KIDS COME TO MY BASEMENT :)
897 Name: Aleister : 2018-01-16 17:31 ID:no7nxWGw [Del]
What is a Stupid Question?
898 Name: ChilliBlossoms : 2018-01-19 16:42 ID:fo6EWeo6 [Del]
That's a stupid question
Are stairs dangerous?
899 Name: Kathryn : 2018-01-19 22:01 ID:eKy71JmT [Del]
who invented sex
900 Name: A : 2018-01-20 17:03 ID:RZrhIG/E [Del]
>>898If you want them to be.
>>899The first people to have it.
Should you stop at a stop sign?
901 Name: James !GBBXFwEfac : 2018-01-20 21:47 ID:DJhMRzR5 [Del]
No, you should park your car in the middle of the road and leave it there.
Which song from the Initial D soundtrack do you play during a drive-by?
902 Name: James !GBBXFwEfac : 2018-01-21 08:31 ID:DJhMRzR5 [Del]
Bippity boppity BUMP
903 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-22 00:30 ID:WcTvsER4 [Del]
the one and only
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the game
904 Name: Amber : 2018-01-22 02:26 ID:fDbfe5hG [Del]
27
What day will.it be 10,000 years in the future?
905 Name: ChilliBlossoms : 2018-01-22 10:58 ID:fo6EWeo6 [Del]
The year 2018 + 10,000
How do you get stupid people to realise their stupidity?
906 Name: BatMan : 2018-01-22 13:10 ID:zBIX5iTx [Del]
kill them with their stupidity.
Why do pigs fall?
907 Name: Yugen!S2jeS1a0Lw : 2018-01-22 14:40 ID:cNsmMGkE [Del]
>>906 Same reason cats fall.
Why does the cabbage roll?
908 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2018-01-23 08:38 ID:1LZjkR2i [Del]
Because the egg gave up his job.
What's the deal with airline food, am I right?
909 Name: MrNebula : 2018-01-23 08:54 ID:JgJJFp2v [Del]
It sucks, that's the joke.
What did you do last night?
910 Name: Salty!saltyDMbUs : 2018-01-23 10:03 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
sleep.
Why is the background black?
911 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-23 18:30 ID:Pq7UTnXR [Del]
its night mode and it will be like that forever because why not
Give me lemons!
912 Name: Salty!saltyDMbUs : 2018-01-24 10:46 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
That is not a question.
Why do I ask?
913 Name: ChilliBlossoms : 2018-01-24 11:16 ID:fo6EWeo6 [Del]
Because you can.
Is life real?
914 Name: Boopwrang : 2018-01-24 12:56 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
If you want to believe it to be.
How long is a usual shower
915 Post deleted by user.
916 Name: Shizuo Yoshitake : 2018-01-24 13:09 ID:/9oce5Bi [Del]
It varies from person to person. It can sometimes take only 0.1 seconds up to 6 days and a few hours
917 Name: Shizuo Yoshitake : 2018-01-24 13:18 ID:/9oce5Bi [Del]
>>916 )Forgot to put a question XD)
Question for previous comment: Why is the sun yellow?
918 Name: James !GBBXFwEfac : 2018-01-24 14:52 ID:DJhMRzR5 [Del]
Because it ha jaundice.
How many miles are in a year?
919 Name: Yugen!ORgIe.c.lY : 2018-01-24 15:51 ID:cNsmMGkE [Del]
1/5, because they only share one letter.
If a Dollar hasn't been a Dollar for more than 100 days, are they just Pennies???
920 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-24 19:53 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
I think its an inception
Again, what's an inception sorry?
921 Name: Salty!saltyDMbUs : 2018-01-26 09:38 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
When a mommy and daddy love each other very much...
How can this happen to me?
922 Name: MrNebula !gfFjaqv/HU : 2018-01-26 09:43 ID:JgJJFp2v [Del]
Because you have such a rare strand of this disease that it's incurable, i'm sorry Mr. Salty.
Why would you do this to me?
923 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-01-27 21:13 ID:oGR+T4+X [Del]
Unfortunately, it's company protocol and I'm just a secretary. Sorry.
What came first - the duck or the banana?
924 Name: Minus!i5bq/QQDDU : 2018-01-29 02:03 ID:EYPTqikK [Del]
None. First were the bacterias
Why is the sun in the centre of the solar system?
925 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2018-01-29 02:37 ID:EW/pBJDv [Del]
It isn't. That's just a cover up by NASA. The moon is actually the centre of the solar system and we are orbiting around it.
Why am I so tired?
926 Name: Salty!saltyDMbUs : 2018-01-29 09:41 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
You havent drank your milk yet
How can I grammar?
927 Name: Enoki !O/mfCoA0wI : 2018-01-29 14:27 ID:6GIVfdQE [Del]
The way everyone else can grammar?
Is strawberry milk plotting to overthrow chocolate milk, or is banana milk behind it all?
928 Name: potato god : 2018-01-29 15:22 ID:Ps4HW/W6 [Del]
I think orange milk is behind it all
is there a french fry fairy that turns potatoes into freanch fries or what?
929 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-29 17:24 ID:lwQ6H6NA [Del]
No, those are the potato fairies. The French fry ones eat the fries.
How do you pronounce doge?
930 Name: Rook : 2018-01-29 17:44 ID:M2s3/cLP [Del]
I have always said it as if I was saying D O J, if that makes any sense?
If a man dies by decapitation, and he is Ressurected... does he get ressurected at the head... or the body?
931 Post deleted by user.
932 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-01-29 17:48 ID:97goXLqb [Del]
Neither. He instead becomes a dean and possesses his secret twin.
Are traps better than lolis?
933 Name: Rook : 2018-01-29 17:50 ID:M2s3/cLP [Del]
They have the same effect, equally enticing.
Can we go back to the last question😆
934 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-01-29 17:58 ID:97goXLqb [Del]
No. That wasn't a good question, either.
Can someone do this question for me?
935 Name: Un_Synthesized : 2018-01-29 19:00 ID:nHu9HDOk [Del]
no, because that question is too important for someone like me.
Do you know what is the best thing to eat?
936 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-01-29 19:10 ID:jLr2vLrJ [Del]
your dignity
You what?!
937 Name: Salty!saltyDMbUs : 2018-01-30 09:30 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
It was me, DIO
How can I escape school?
938 Name: Jigglypuff's Waifu !N5q500M35E : 2018-01-30 17:09 ID:sD3L3EMR [Del]
We wish we knew.
How dost thou write in thy moderne script?
939 Name: Enigami !K.q6eLFTNQ : 2018-01-30 20:38 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Like fo.
Be you angels?
940 Name: Nyx : 2018-01-31 02:27 ID:oAKbA1wu [Del]
Angels you be
Who below me?
941 Name: sneespsnoosp : 2018-01-31 10:24 ID:gFf+ynZc [Del]
I'm below you.
Who above me?
942 Name: Salty!saltyDMbUs : 2018-01-31 10:48 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
Everyone
Who next to me?
943 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-02-01 02:18 ID:c3Z5lyTP [Del]
fix your grammar please
fix my grammar please?
944 Name: MrNebula !gfFjaqv/HU : 2018-02-01 09:20 ID:JgJJFp2v [Del]
fix my grammar please? should be changed to Fix my grammar, please?
Why?
945 Name: Kit : 2018-02-01 12:49 ID:HBFfbcVK [Del]
Because grammar is important
Why is grammar important?
946 Name: Boopwrang : 2018-02-01 13:47 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
So people can understand you clearly
What's the deal with airplane food?
947 Name: Salty!saltyDMbUs : 2018-02-02 09:59 ID:qi2XmV5B [Del]
They fill it with poison to make you complacent
Why does science?
948 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2018-02-02 10:31 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
Because it can.
Why does everything kill you?
949 Name: ZekeAsakura : 2018-02-02 18:09 ID:VJSELcYd [Del]
Because we're fabulous omnivoric bastards.
Will we be able to evolve further?
950 Name: Paprika : 2018-02-03 00:55 ID:i0bodekm [Del]
Depends on if our moms let us
What color are colors
951 Name: Kurosuke (missing tripcode) : 2018-02-03 01:20 ID:sE7wmiKj [Del]
colorless
why people are stupid?
952 Name: Snyper !svMS/p8SOo : 2018-02-03 03:02 ID:1LZjkR2i [Del]
No idea. Have you tried looking in a mirror to find one though? That might help. (get reked) (Sorrynotsorry)
Why am I such an asshole?
953 Name: Enigami !K.q6eLFTNQ : 2018-02-03 10:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Probably for the same reason you created SAUSAGE: boredom.
954 Name: Enigami !K.q6eLFTNQ : 2018-02-03 10:13 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Forgot my question:
Why must awful trends continue?
955 Name: Anonymous : 2018-02-03 18:18 ID:7ylTHp9T [Del]
Because people are awful enough to make awful trends just trends.
Why can't everything be free?
956 Name: MrNebula !gfFjaqv/HU : 2018-02-05 10:33 ID:JgJJFp2v [Del]
Because for some reason people like the feeling of holding paper and circles of metal.
Why is are grammar is the important.
957 Name: Enigami !K.q6eLFTNQ : 2018-02-06 10:13 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Grammar acts as a decent heuristic to determine who is intelligent and who isn't.
Would I be a different person if I were born elsewhere in the world?
958 Name: Unknown : 2018-02-08 22:25 ID:bevEU5XS [Del]
Of course. If I was born in North Korea I would turn into a crazy person who likes to blast thingies with nuclear bombs and shit like that. If I was born in America my vocabulary would just consist of “hey man” and “whatsup dog”。
What are humans compared to goldfish?
959 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-02-09 01:00 ID:r6wzO/r7 [Del]
humans are hum, goldfish are gold
on scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate this question
960 Name: MrNebula !gfFjaqv/HU : 2018-02-09 09:41 ID:JgJJFp2v [Del]
4.578
Will you join us in the v͖͚̰̹͈̹̝̀̈̋ͬ̓̀͌ͤo̡͍̭̠̾̿͋ͥ̽i̷̧̳̞̍ͬ͝d͈͚̼̞̠̔ͮ̍́̚͟?
961 Name: Alpha : 2018-02-11 00:09 ID:ZyqWrT1X [Del]
Sure when Inori comes back to life.
Why do tractors have big tires?
962 Name: Izumi : 2018-02-11 09:42 ID:0pG8t1du [Del]
So you can RUN OVER PEOPLE'S HOUSES!!!
"Shizuo acting like he in puberty?" -Simon
963 Name: Blackbird : 2018-02-12 12:19 ID:PwyoV0pn [Del]
No. HE IS IN PUBERTY!!!
How do you human?
964 Name: Alpha*phone : 2018-02-12 13:01 ID:arD5oMM8 [Del]
Like this?
What is even?
965 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2018-02-17 04:55 ID:sE7wmiKj [Del]
Even is not add.
where is my creativity?
966 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-04-16 09:40 ID:vcGUP1Qe [Del]
Same place my dignity is.
Hell.
Is twincest wincest?
967 Name: Paprika : 2018-04-16 11:34 ID:mibAN2HU [Del]
twincest is triplest
Are potatoes even real?
968 Name: Enigami !K.q6eLFTNQ : 2018-04-16 18:40 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Potatoes are the realest of all things.
Why do people blaze it on 4/20?
969 Name: Kit : 2018-04-17 07:03 ID:4cz/Z1aJ [Del]
Because they can
Why does my dog hate me?
970 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-04-17 18:28 ID:M69rFnP0 [Del]
Because you're a cat.
Can I buy a sense of dignity?
971 Name: sneespsnoosp : 2018-04-19 14:09 ID:R2kO/2dV [Del]
You can't buy a sense of dignity better than mine.
Is school really that bad?
972 Name: Boopwrang : 2018-04-19 14:20 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
Things are only bad if you make them out to be
How do you clean keyboards
973 Name: Jonah : 2018-04-19 14:33 ID:/+BcbNYA [Del]
Use a pressure washer
How do you ride the clouds?
974 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2018-04-19 19:06 ID:JuD3U/pW [Del]
With a saddle.
Does this look fresh to you?
975 Name: Hatash!HATStoI1IE : 2018-04-20 06:13 ID:AdB4cI2J [Del]
No.
What am I?
976 Name: Izaya1799 : 2018-04-20 12:46 ID:C+vQ5uxe [Del]
A hyper-intelligent super koala in a three piece suit
what does red smell like
977 Name: Jonah : 2018-04-20 16:19 ID:TNf4HlJG [Del]
Fish
Are you single
978 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-04-20 16:59 ID:RU83Mfq4 [Del]
I am in a committed relationship with tea.
How do socialise?
979 Name: Jonah : 2018-04-20 19:31 ID:ovCejexT [Del]
Durarara
How do I human?
980 Name: Ornstaur : 2018-04-21 17:34 ID:XIfIYHuQ [Del]
By reminding yourself that you are not a piece of fabric.
Why doesn't fabric human?
981 Name: Hatash!HATStoI1IE : 2018-04-22 11:49 ID:AdB4cI2J [Del]
Because it's probably secretly hiding that it humans.
How do I eat a drink? And while at it, how do I drink a eat?
982 Name: psycho : 2018-04-23 00:38 ID:VQ6SV1mD [Del]
why we are human*^*?
983 Name: Homofem : 2018-04-23 10:52 ID:aMYmkJmG [Del]
Because some seem to not understand how this game works.
(me included, now.)
How do you make man like you?
984 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ!!pay7Ps22 : 2018-04-24 01:13 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
You take a lock of his hair and put it on a doll, do some voodoo magic and bam!
How do you make woman like you?
985 Name: sneespsnoosp : 2018-04-25 14:02 ID:R2kO/2dV [Del]
Threaten her life if she rejects you, then force her to marry you.
Are we human, or are we dancer?
986 Name: Hatash(Not taking the time to put his tripcode) : 2018-04-26 02:43 ID:AdB4cI2J [Del]
The signs are vital, but I'm sure we're Magikarps.
Why are my hands cold?
987 Name: Them Bois : 2018-04-26 12:13 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
>>986 im sorry but it means youre dead, im sorry for your loss.
what is the strange sound coming from my locker?
988 Name: Ya boi : 2018-04-26 12:20 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
>>987 its that chicken legs you forgot about coming to life
if i smell a cow, do my legs work?
989 Name: Archos Militarus : 2018-04-26 15:06 ID:/MZ6pQV/ [Del]
>>988 Yes, unless it's Taco Tuesday
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
990 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-04-26 15:15 ID:RU83Mfq4 [Del]
Higher than the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow, I guess.
Why haven't I finished Code Geass?
991 Name: Blackbird : 2018-04-26 15:44 ID:PwyoV0pn [Del]
Because you hate it and don't want to watch it.
Why am I so bored all the time, no matter what I do?
992 Name: Akeau : 2018-04-26 23:44 ID:zScwD2dE [Del]
Because you aren't doing enough
When will the shop finish fixing my RX-7 FC3s
993 Name: Suna : 2018-04-27 08:50 ID:nHY5N6iU [Del]
When you go to the shop
How do i count using a microwave?
994 Name: Jello : 2018-04-27 15:29 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
you use your feet
Who is a man in my closet?
995 Name: Monspie : 2018-04-27 17:01 ID:gj4AJGsD [Del]
santa claus
Where is waldo ?
996 Name: Alimo : 2018-04-30 01:31 ID:dujIbyeI [Del]
waldo is in Mrs.hopkins 4th block class :P
is there a soccer ball in outer space?
997 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-04-30 01:53 ID:RU83Mfq4 [Del]
No, but there's a Tesla.
Is this thread gonna just... die after 1000 or nah?
998 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-04-30 03:16 ID:xsKb0q8F [Del]
a thread is never actually finished, or died. Its just stops moving
Is that a DDLC reference
999 Name: Them Bois : 2018-05-01 10:11 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
no its a Hop (2011) reference
are dinosaurs a myth made by the government?
1000 Name: Ya boi : 2018-05-01 10:15 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
>>999 maybe but maybe they are made up by museums that have dinosaurs
do i have financial problems?
1001 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-05-02 10:19 ID:rEyMPpC6 [Del]
I don't know, do you?
Was watching Your Lie In April an mistake?
1002 Name: Roxas : 2018-05-02 10:44 ID:Ym+YHpD2 [Del]
It was definitely the worst mistake of your life.
Where can I get a life?
1003 Name: Them Bois : 2018-05-02 12:15 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
i think they're on sale at Home Depot
can you eat books?
1004 Name: Ya boi : 2018-05-02 12:18 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
>>1003 you can if you enjoy the noice dry cutting feeling down you throat
is that three year old smarter than you are are you trying to look stupid?
1005 Name: Alimo : 2018-05-02 22:32 ID:MuURrs96 [Del]
the three year olds way way smarter than me 0.0 X.X srry.
whats beyond a mirror?
1006 Name: jonah : 2018-05-03 10:28 ID:9kfo+Baa [Del]
an alternate reality mirror world
where is the internet?
1007 Name: Alimo : 2018-05-03 13:09 ID:ge5oHjz6 [Del]
on Carmen's name tag
are these earbuds mine?
1008 Name: ImYourFriend : 2018-05-04 00:21 ID:XNwAPbS9 [Del]
no it belongs to the brand's company and/or the customer.
Do you have a bae?
JKust to remind how lonely and single i am.
1009 Name: TheZen : 2018-05-04 01:03 ID:AMWr0y17 [Del]
What is a stupid answer?
1010 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-05-04 04:56 ID:f3R10DKd [Del]
>>1008 Do you even have a bae?
>>1009 just like what the name implies
How's it hangin?
1011 Name: VFD : 2018-05-04 06:52 ID:xFOsP9yE [Del]
>>1010 When you’re part of the tripple-K mafia, it always hangs good
Why do birds suddenly appear?
1012 Name: Aci : 2018-05-04 12:15 ID:DwRexXHc [Del]
>>1011 Because you heard a gunshot
What is a color?
1013 Name: Enigami !K.q6eLFTNQ : 2018-05-06 12:41 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Color is a lie your eyes "see."
Why do singers put on soulful affectations?
1014 Name: Them Bois : 2018-05-07 15:29 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
because they're making up for their lack of a soul
how do i use a yo-yo?
1015 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-05-09 03:28 ID:XODqknwP [Del]
you yo-ing them twice, then repeat
Where is my water? 2
1016 Name: Kokoro!vDQhWY7uP2 : 2018-05-10 13:39 ID:Daoc3mcQ [Del]
Don't you monopolise water all for yourself, you prick.
When is the weekend?
1017 Name: Kokoro!vDQhWY7uP2 : 2018-05-10 13:43 ID:Daoc3mcQ [Del]
Don't you monopolise water all for yourself, you prick.
When is the weekend?
1018 Name: ya boi : 2018-05-14 11:06 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
>>1017 the question is not when is the weekend but when was the weekend and the weekend was last seen when starboy was popular
why do toasters burn bread if its called toaster?
1019 Name: japan toast : 2018-05-15 03:45 ID:Pc+JwfNh [Del]
>>1018 toasters toast the bread that is an imposter of the toast, meaning the toaster toast's toast not bread.
why do we have six toes when i want 7?
1020 Name: Ares : 2018-05-15 10:40 ID:myg12lZr [Del]
>>1019 because your feet hate you.
why do bones break?
1021 Name: Harunii : 2018-05-15 10:45 ID:TcDTW1hc [Del]
I thought everyone had four. Huh.
Why is there a bee in the room?
1022 Name: window !3LdO/x8MDw : 2018-05-15 12:11 ID:VncD2LXc [Del]
>>1021IT wants to BEE there
Why do we call it heart break?
1023 Name: Them Bois : 2018-05-15 12:21 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
>>1022 because it sounds cooler in songs.
Why do butterfly's want to suck my blood?
1024 Name: Aku : 2018-05-15 14:52 ID:TcDTW1hc [Del]
I don't know, do you live in a parallel universe where all butterflies are possessed?
Is it normal to have horns on your shoulders?
1025 Name: Enigami !K.q6eLFTNQ : 2018-05-15 20:02 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Yes, but only those of a ram. Any others are deviant and disgusting.
Is the world gonna get better?
1026 Name: Hamilton : 2018-05-15 21:14 ID:j37wuPHo [Del]
Not really.
Why do we have Pizza?
1027 Name: MakoStrwlkr !zmXWgZsAIw : 2018-05-16 01:15 ID:MNZjpUyg [Del]
Because we don't have spaghetti.
Have you heard the joke about stamps?
1028 Name: OtisSpunkmeyer : 2018-05-17 22:27 ID:TQXxOhtE [Del]
>>1027 yes, it was weird, but the punchline stuck.
Who is the purple giraffe?
1029 Name: XenaGrace : 2018-05-17 22:33 ID:TQXxOhtE [Del]
>>1028 he isn't the pink elephant
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
1030 Name: OtisSpunkmeyer : 2018-05-17 22:36 ID:TQXxOhtE [Del]
>>1029 42.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
1031 Name: GraceusScum : 2018-05-17 22:38 ID:TQXxOhtE [Del]
>>1030 Because then it would't be phone-etic
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
1032 Name: ThemBones : 2018-05-17 22:45 ID:TQXxOhtE [Del]
>>1031 no?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
1033 Name: Kurima : 2018-05-18 01:02 ID:5hej51JS [Del]
I don't know. Go ask Hawaii itself.
Why am I sitting in front of a computer at 12am and asking a stupid question?
1034 Name: Ares : 2018-05-18 07:39 ID:myg12lZr [Del]
>>1033 because that's what your life has come to.
is it weird to have the strength to kill anyone that pisses me of?
1035 Name: Enigami !K.q6eLFTNQ : 2018-05-18 10:17 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Nah, just having the strength is fine. Using it to such ends would make a sociopath, though.
Is Fallout 3 a bad game?
1036 Name: window !3LdO/x8MDw : 2018-05-21 11:27 ID:MI3H7iG0 [Del]
No, unless you fall out of it three times.
Why do we play games?
1037 Name: Steve : 2018-05-22 04:55 ID:aoW+RQ3m [Del]
Because we wanna ignore all the bad shit happening irl... Like Trump being President.
Why is WWE dragging out the AJ vs Nakamura rivalry?
1038 Name: Them Bois : 2018-05-22 10:26 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
>>1037 because there's nothing better than Drag.
who stole my charger?
1039 Name: Blackbird : 2018-05-22 10:51 ID:PwyoV0pn [Del]
A magic unicorn from mercury who's here to tell you something special. He stole your charger to lure you to him so he can speak with you.
Why am I always so freakin bored?
1040 Name: Them Bois : 2018-05-24 14:46 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
>>1039 because you're dead
why does my son keep falling apart?
1041 Name: Ornstaur : 2018-05-24 22:26 ID:FVETNFNP [Del]
Because he's Humpty Dumpty
Why are katana blades strapped to a rocket launcher deadly?
1042 Name: Them Bois : 2018-05-25 10:47 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
because if they are strapped to a cantaloupe they'd be less deadly
why cant i download stuff on my computer?
1043 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-05-25 18:46 ID:gxiLbesN [Del]
Try deleting some of your hentai.
Should I bec,e a hikikomori?
1044 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-05-27 10:04 ID:6XfybjyO [Del]
You should! It contributes to the humanity's failurization if that's even a thing
Anyone know the name of that doujin about tentacles?
1045 Name: cerise : 2018-05-28 06:42 ID:ZZlqFlGR [Del]
Tentacles are old school. Try out beaks instead — very, very underrated.
How do birds fly? Do you think they can teach us?
1046 Name: Them Bois : 2018-05-28 12:38 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
>>1045 birds were taught to fly by dinosaurs and i think they cold pass on that knowledge to us
who is the man who delivers my pizza?
1047 Name: James !GBBXFwEfac : 2018-05-28 21:34 ID:DJhMRzR5 [Del]
The muffin man.
Why is it past 2015 and we don't have flying cars, Evangelions, or big mining ships in space?
1048 Name: Them Bois : 2018-05-29 14:34 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
because Elon Musk is hiding them all.
is this thread gonna get is 2000?
1049 Name: Lane : 2018-05-30 09:50 ID:MjzzhZa0 [Del]
Its going to be over 9000~
Why haven't we traveled to other dimensions yet?
1050 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-05-30 19:26 ID:0XTA4jAQ [Del]
Because OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU.
What is the 8th Deadly Sin?
1051 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-06-02 23:09 ID:jGVh1qEL [Del]
YoMama
What is "dwnq" means?
1052 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2018-06-03 00:44 ID:JuD3U/pW [Del]
>>1051 Done with no quenching. Used to describe blacksmithing where no water was used.
Why is red hot?
1053 Name: NZP : 2018-06-03 06:18 ID:5eETCliQ [Del]
Because the atom that is comprised of charged particles contain random kinetic energy which jiggle around, so it starts emitting some as electromagnetic waves in the form of photons. This is the same concept of how incandescent lights work.
It's only red as the frequency of the waves just leave the infrared spectrum and enter the visible one. The hotter it is the whiter it would get. (Thermal Radiation for more info)
That, or fire is red so hot shit is red too.
Why did I google that.
1054 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-06-04 01:12 ID:Tm8kf+TM [Del]
知らない
なぜ私は日本語でタイピングしていますか？
1055 Name: Suna!WAKEUP/TA6 : 2018-06-04 07:27 ID:nHY5N6iU [Del]
あなたがGoogle翻訳を使用できるので... ((haha idkkk im here for the anime)
what is this whiteness that flies around in the air?
1056 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2018-06-04 16:00 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
Moths.
Breakfast or dinner?
1057 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-06-05 15:32 ID:0XTA4jAQ [Del]
Lunch.
Are you sure that you want to answer this question?
1058 Name: Substitution : 2018-06-05 21:22 ID:PAfGdUQr [Del]
I'm 83% sure that I'm 100% not sure.
What do you do when the Internet is down?
1059 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-06-06 07:16 ID:uPHFMegZ [Del]
Surf the internet
Is this minecraft?
1060 Name: Rai : 2018-06-06 08:27 ID:r5vaBhmT [Del]
Maybe
Is this really productive?
1061 Name: Them Bois : 2018-06-06 11:11 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
no
how do i solve puzzles?
1062 Name: Shinigami : 2018-06-06 19:07 ID:KQejSQQj [Del]
By sticking the pieces together.
What is the square root of cheese?
1063 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-06-06 19:37 ID:MDTiP9Ju [Del]
Cyburger Cheese Flavour
On a scale of one to infinity, how would you describe sixty-nine?
1064 Name: Shinigami : 2018-06-07 11:34 ID:Ei3MIw4N [Del]
Pizza is
1065 Name: Them Bois : 2018-06-07 13:07 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
>>1063420
why cant i delete my life?
1066 Name: Shinigami : 2018-06-07 18:00 ID:KQejSQQj [Del]
Because the devs haven't installed that feature yet.
What is the evolved form of Raichu?
1067 Name: 101 : 2018-06-08 01:31 ID:Ei3MIw4N [Del]
Suicide bro that's how but don't do it McKay XD YOU MATTER DONT DELETE YOUR LIFE
1068 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-06-10 01:29 ID:WzEX3HD1 [Del]
>>1067 the format is answer, then question. Stop being so silly
From
>>1066Your dignity
What is "Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer" Thread?
1069 Name: Hamilton : 2018-06-10 20:03 ID:j37wuPHo [Del]
It’s stupid fun.
Why do we die?
1070 Name: Shinigami !.LmudasYVg : 2018-06-11 01:26 ID:KQejSQQj [Del]
Because the Supreme Overlord commands it.
What color is clear?
1071 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2018-06-12 02:05 ID:JuD3U/pW [Del]
Whatever color is on the other side.
The who is what now?
1072 Name: Them Bois : 2018-06-12 13:13 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
it's Jeff
Why Is Gamora?
1073 Name: James !GBBXFwEfac : 2018-06-14 21:05 ID:DJhMRzR5 [Del]
Two gallons.
How many miles are in a year?
1074 Name: Ornstaur : 2018-06-14 21:14 ID:XIfIYHuQ [Del]
As many as clouds in the sky.
Why do people wear sunglasses?
1075 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-06-15 02:00 ID:YETU7IPl [Del]
The glass lord thought that the ordinary glasses is getting abandoned, therefore he builts the new species of glasses. Sunglasses, made of the sun and enclosed it with glasses. With this, the age of revolution begins on the lands of glasses. They invade the human and soon, the cattos.
How did I create this vast fantasy world in a matter of second, for a ridiculous game?
1076 Name: Them Bois : 2018-06-15 12:06 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
you put dinosaurs in it.
why must my robot kill itself?
1077 Name: Enigami !K.q6eLFTNQ : 2018-06-17 11:23 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Because it realized it's only purpose in life is to spread butter on toast, and finds itself drawn to it's own demise.
What is nostalgia?
1078 Name: Poppyseed : 2018-06-17 11:35 ID:Helvn5J0 [Del]
Remembering all of the cringey vines you watched in your bed at 2:00 AM.
Why does Donald Trump want to build a wall?
1079 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-06-18 01:59 ID:uXT4YLaN [Del]
You see, China has the great wall. Trump wants to build the greater wall. I mean, we're talking China here! He surely doesn't want to lose to China.
Heck, why did my dad took my book when I'm in the middle of reading the epilogue? So close to finishing it!
1080 Name: Neko !4q6KYF2VSQ : 2018-06-18 03:06 ID:ZavdsqDm [Del]
The biscuits told him to.
Why do people suck?
1081 Post deleted by user.
1082 Name: Enigami !K.q6eLFTNQ : 2018-06-18 17:38 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
It's not just people that suck. Everything sucks. It doesn't matter, though. We're all just gonna die, anyways.
What is pessimism?
1083 Name: Alien cat : 2018-06-19 00:08 ID:OZpuhdDu [Del]
Not optimism.
What is a human?
1084 Name: Them Bois : 2018-06-20 14:29 ID:d1XM5++x [Del]
its a sack of water
Why is it hot out today?
1085 Name: Ornstaur : 2018-06-20 16:29 ID:FVETNFNP [Del]
Because someone turned on the oven (and you were sleeping in there).
Why does anime exist?
1086 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-06-25 09:59 ID:oSA92UxL [Del]
Because some people are expected to be unable to engange in a relationship with human. So we created waifus to replace humans.
What is the best way to write journals?
1087 Name: Negawa !ErY2TknG0w : 2018-06-25 19:38 ID:Yg3QNVNn [Del]
With a pen.
Why did I fail religious ed
1088 Name: Rando : 2018-06-26 14:15 ID:bQyjf/hN [Del]
Because you're actually God and don't recall doing any of the things mentioned in the religion ed.
1089 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-06-26 17:38 ID:bqT5Ol67 [Del]
>>1088 Dude, you didn't ask a question.
True or false?
1090 Name: Anonymous : 2018-06-26 23:23 ID:33Wji57X [Del]
tess
1091 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-06-27 16:41 ID:TlXgK+8I [Del]
>>1090 Test board existed for reasons, go away from my precious game thread
>>1089 or what?
Why are things getting messy?
1092 Name: mikahz : 2018-06-28 10:41 ID:dCcZHJk/ [Del]
>>1091 you forgot to vacuum ya dog
how do you properly make cereal?
1093 Name: (/\\\/) : 2018-07-01 19:55 ID:TerVLV+Q [Del]
You poor the milk, then pour the cereal, then get the bowl.
How did I die?
1094 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-07-08 19:42 ID:xSE4v/DJ [Del]
Ranging from heart-failure to running-out-of-blood and skull-crushing. Also, much more. Or you could die while laughing, that's heart-failure for you.
I forgot my facebook password, is this minecraft?
1095 Name: ChessBud : 2018-07-11 11:46 ID:J3po4N7a [Del]
No, this is Patrick.
Am I a battleship
1096 Name: That user which got a long trip : 2018-07-13 10:01 ID:Y8l9uQNS [Del]
No, you’re an online marketting ship
And its been a while since I saw your name, Bud. Lol,
I got a sand clock, how can I figure out what time is it?
1097 Name: Enoki !O/mfCoA0wI : 2018-07-13 13:54 ID:4G4MX7V/ [Del]
By looking at the date
Were flowers created by falling flours, or is it the other way round?
1098 Name: Fruitseeds : 2018-07-13 23:54 ID:TBipA6A4 [Del]
It doesn't matter, the Big Bang started it all
Is Elmo a girl?
1099 Name: Deus : 2018-07-15 04:34 ID:+zoDWdaQ [Del]
No, Elmo is actually pansexual.
How many water bottles does the average person drink every year?
1100 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-07-15 06:12 ID:GUlm01Wk [Del]
Don't you dare expecting me to count them for you.
Is it Aqua or Akua? Or even Acua?
1101 Name: shino : 2018-07-16 06:12 ID:3/t2Iw6C [Del]
honestly idk
how do u even find people from the internet?
1102 Name: UrbanFlow : 2018-07-16 09:00 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
CTRL + F
What is the name for the female version of a bromance?
1103 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-07-16 18:42 ID:7UxJ2JUC [Del]
THE ANSWER, IS ALWAYS RAPE
How can I see?
1104 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2018-07-17 06:50 ID:dZhk2gwp [Del]
Dont close your eyes
I just saw this on rumor thread but. Is Hypela also Firion? Lol
1105 Name: DrkNghtSky : 2018-07-17 15:28 ID:qcjuAZ2T [Del]
Where did the Dollars start out?
1106 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-07-17 15:45 ID:yV5ls6Iw [Del]
>>1104 nO
>>1105 dude, answer first then a question. Respect the format, man.
Is Kurosuke & Kuromatic the same person?
1107 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2018-07-17 16:52 ID:v0DpLvRU [Del]
>>1105 >>1106 Im already used to being ignored to these types of threads thanks to Enigami.
Kurosuke is a dog. Kuromatic is automatic.
1108 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2018-07-17 17:52 ID:v0DpLvRU [Del]
I forgot to ask a question.
Who is Kek?
1109 Name: Kek : 2018-07-17 18:12 ID:VhqekF2J [Del]
Kek is also another word for lol.
And I exist only to know if Firion amd Hypela are one and the same.
1110 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-07-17 18:15 ID:j0d5pXSw [Del]
Yes you are (following the format of the thread) (wait, is that a question?)
How can I convince Kek I'm not Firion?
1111 Name: Enoki !O/mfCoA0wI : 2018-07-20 11:01 ID:K3vdJCAu [Del]
you lie
can food be spelt with 'ph' or does it make it not not not food?
1112 Name: Tako : 2018-07-21 21:33 ID:RDMsYuxI [Del]
actually, the right way to write "food" is thood.
Is David The Dinosaur a name?
1113 Name: UrbanFlow : 2018-07-22 17:18 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
Yes, albeit not a very common one.
How many toes does a fish have?
1114 Name: otaku : 2018-07-22 20:41 ID:Nc5j0BEk [Del]
if you could sweat sauces ,would it be ketchup or mustard?
1115 Name: midnight cat's ramune : 2018-07-22 22:40 ID:W3DEIPnP [Del]
i would sweat hot sauce, because sweat isn't sweet.
are you a skid or a quid?
1116 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-07-24 01:35 ID:z2SRbe8T [Del]
I'm a proud member of Zemes family!
What's the best possible method of disposing a dinosaur body?
1117 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2018-07-24 07:50 ID:ZavdsqDm [Del]
Stuff it in a pie and feed it to Master Pie.
What is life?
1118 Name: mikahz !X2KYFJAY3k : 2018-07-24 09:28 ID:axHnnl4R [Del]
The number of lettuce leaves in a salad
how can you cure cancer?
1119 Name: Naga sake !!LOWyrKpa : 2018-07-25 12:43 ID:gsfVuywv [Del]
>>1118 The only cure is death.
If I was in My hero academia, what would my power be?
1120 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-07-26 01:19 ID:huGIEvQ+ [Del]
Mind control of any fish that lived on land.
How do I get an instant noodle?
1121 Name: Deus : 2018-07-27 20:45 ID:+zoDWdaQ [Del]
You grow a noodle tree.
To be or not to be a tree?
1122 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ!!pay7Ps22 : 2018-07-28 20:22 ID:RfSB4mBv [Del]
Not to be. For because I am, I cannot decide where to move, nor to move freely. For Only man and wind can take my leaves and seeds, but I cannot decide. The choice is taken away from me. How I long not to be a tree.
...
Ever have a lowkey crush on another dollar?
1123 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-07-28 22:26 ID:F6IIYoQM [Del]
You see, Nzp doesn't have special feelings for Eni and the same goes for him. But Neko is desperately shipping them both, so we can hypothesize that Neko loved both of them but considered herself to be unworthy to be chosen. Therefore she shipped them because of the perfection she saw in those dudes. Some honorable mentions are RyuXWater and VISIONXSMD.
Or we can just ship Tree and Kuro.
What does ©,®, and ™ means?
1124 Name: Enoki !O/mfCoA0wI : 2018-07-29 15:29 ID:u4zazA4B [Del]
Create, restore, to make
How do I copyright the above answer?
1125 Name: Nobuyuki_ : 2018-07-29 16:06 ID:hvlM6AcQ [Del]
Publish this thread as an e-book, and then put a copywriter on it @ copywrite.gov. You've gotta pay a fee, but it'll be all yours to show the world ~
Aren't octopuses just wet spiders?
1126 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-07-30 09:01 ID:9tdAS+V1 [Del]
no, octopus is actually a failed recreation of facehuggers.
Xenomorph is a primate, or not?
1127 Name: Naga sake !!LOWyrKpa : 2018-07-30 11:56 ID:gsfVuywv [Del]
>>1126 Not all of them, but the ones we see in the Alien movies use human DNA, so yes...?
Does anyone ship me with anyone?
1128 Post deleted by user.
1129 Name: Barusu : 2018-07-30 12:13 ID:AhJ6PIX8 [Del]
>>1127I ship you with this post. 20/10 waifu status.
Are you Santa Claus?
1130 Name: Enoki !O/mfCoA0wI : 2018-07-30 16:06 ID:jFuRFCXR [Del]
Did Jeremy tell you?
Is orange my favourite colour?
1131 Name: UrbanFlow : 2018-07-31 21:31 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
Yes, but only because the orange crayon smells the best.
Are all of my posts from one person or am I multiple people writing under one persona?
1132 Name: hellifax : 2018-08-01 10:20 ID:rQoW5Qvv [Del]
yes and no because the universe is infinite
is a pizza a sandwich?
1133 Name: vaivllet : 2018-08-05 03:12 ID:6xVyh8WZ [Del]
No, it's pasta.
Do you think the sun gets irritated when the moon is out during the daytime? It's like the moon is stealing the sun's spotlight.
1134 Name: Enoki !O/mfCoA0wI : 2018-08-05 08:01 ID:ecWVWzqA [Del]
That's what everyone thinks but it's the stars that you got to watch out for.
If you eat before breakfast, does that make that breakfast since you technically broke your fast before breakfast?
1135 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-08-05 18:12 ID:Ho9bHAwn [Del]
Depends. If you eat a cookie, not breakfast. If you eat pancakes, breakfast.
What's the difference between a religion and a cult?
1136 Name: Naga sake !!LOWyrKpa : 2018-08-05 18:38 ID:gsfVuywv [Del]
>>1135 Religions are accepted by the majority of a society, cults are not.
Do you love me?
1137 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2018-08-05 21:34 ID:JuD3U/pW [Del]
>>1136 Now that you can dance.
What the kerfuffle?
1138 Name: 3301 : 2018-08-06 13:55 ID:8XGGSbfe [Del]
it sounds like a food or something
if you could turn into something what would you become? I would become a tree as you can make your own food by just sitting there
1139 Name: Deus : 2018-08-07 15:35 ID:O61TR7iY [Del]
I'd become me
What are tshirts made of?
1140 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-08-07 19:35 ID:eZgFUA04 [Del]
Tanks, Trash, everything that started with a letter 'T' basically.
What is the meaning of 'morbid'?
1141 Name: PureBitter : 2018-08-10 23:09 ID:50VjswNd [Del]
Morbid is slang for more bids. Here is a sentence: I can't trust the real estate appraiser because I'm a morbid kind of person.
Why do I hate Disneyland?
1142 Name: MayDay : 2018-08-12 20:36 ID:pH88ASfw [Del]
Because no one died there and you want to be the first, but they wont let you in.
How do bees smell?
1143 Name: G$W : 2018-08-13 22:56 ID:smX68uB3 [Del]
bees smell with their eyeballs and only smell 3 scents. Oranges, Gum Wrappers and FEAR.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
1144 Name: Naga sake !!LOWyrKpa : 2018-08-14 01:25 ID:gsfVuywv [Del]
>>1143 A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a would chuck could chuck, you cuck
Is this a tide commercial?
1145 Name: Chrome : 2018-08-14 12:15 ID:l72pnvmw [Del]
NO, I dont think so at least
HOW DO SHOES TASTE?????????
1146 Name: Anonymous : 2018-08-14 13:40 ID:1IfLpnkc [Del]
>>1145 Woah. Is this the OG Chrome or a new Chrome???
1147 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-08-14 19:33 ID:HR5R+bxp [Del]
>>1146Wrong format. You didn't answer their question, dude.
>>1145 Like unicorn tears.
How do grammar?
1148 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-08-16 01:45 ID:jFlFhbXr [Del]
I will tech you, so ther is prezent simpel, past simpel, and other kins
Give me bottle
1149 Name: PassLight !vnOdm8Fzdk : 2018-08-17 07:56 ID:h3/kkf35 [Del]
I'm sorry, but the bottle was snatched by a pterodactyl.
Who took my coat?
1150 Post deleted by user.
1151 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2018-08-18 20:53 ID:HR5R+bxp [Del]
>>1149Twas I, the notorious Coat Bandit!
Is this a pigeon?
1152 Name: UrbanFlow : 2018-08-18 22:33 ID:EkePxQEO [Del]
You got me- I float on the city breezes and steal peoples’ pretzels as soon as they pay for them
Was an elephant “trunk” named after the suitcase “trunk” or vice versa?
1153 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-08-19 03:06 ID:3DGpwvXH [Del]
No, it was derived from someone named Tree Trunk
Hey, my boss, A, A?
1154 Name: PassLight !vnOdm8Fzdk : 2018-08-24 11:27 ID:ns/dOsJj [Del]
Nein, ich bin B,B!
Does this thread die sometimes?
1155 Name: Enoki !O/mfCoA0wI : 2018-08-25 10:25 ID:KBN518n5 [Del]
Only when we speak Faliscan.
Is it obvious I googled what's Faliscan?
1156 Name: Sora : 2018-08-25 17:23 ID:46rRCDzI [Del]
Nah dude everyone knows it's the extinct Italic language of the ancient Falisci.
Am I dead?
1157 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-08-25 20:15 ID:6HpigTIM [Del]
No, you're a 100 ft building on a cliff near the edge of Wonderland
How can I spend my time waiting a 4 hour delay on an airport?
1158 Name: Virin !2.aFHa/sBs : 2018-08-25 21:23 ID:aKLb8qWr [Del]
Stop in front of random people and preform a trust fall.
What do I have to do tomorrow?
1159 Name: Enoki !O/mfCoA0wI : 2018-08-26 06:29 ID:qZgXgaYM [Del]
Wake up
What's wonderland?
1160 Name: DrkNghtSky : 2018-08-28 23:28 ID:qcjuAZ2T [Del]
Wonderful things
What can I do while I try to fall asleep?
1161 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-08-28 23:40 ID:OhP6fLJ7 [Del]
build an empire and make a vlog channel on how you did it from day one, make sure to not fall asleep before conquering soviet union.
Can someone give a vocal letters on his username? Or at least tell him how to do it?
1162 Name: window !3LdO/x8MDw : 2018-08-29 13:04 ID:Q8lkGfuR [Del]
The night sky and your nightmares will do.
How does sleeping work?
1163 Name: Beethovan : 2018-08-29 18:00 ID:7LMqSsH9 [Del]
Just before you sleep, all of existence becomes no more, as you reawaken as a very large octopus. And after doing what ever you do during your "dream" you sleep as the octopus, remembering your last "dream" you are reconstructing the universe and that exists. And so, like before, right as you begin to sleep, you will reawaken as yourself to continue on with the day unable to comprehend the "dream". Although, despite what is said here, it is still unknown weither you 'are' you or the octopus.
Why isn't it possible to break the 5th wall?
1164 Name: Ollie : 2018-08-30 23:14 ID:sAnlPCer [Del]
Because the fifth wall is made entirely out of magical cupcake-eating-unbreakable-squids.
How can i summon a weeaboo?
1165 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-08-31 01:49 ID:GgEZeE57 [Del]
you can't, as they were in a permanent state of hibernation in their rooms as hikikomori.
is it waked or awaked?
1166 Name: yato !nkH7CragJU : 2018-08-31 09:23 ID:BctmcP/c [Del]
Neither, it awakedaded
Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?
1167 Name: window !3LdO/x8MDw : 2018-08-31 10:35 ID:+lvw4Vrx [Del]
We're all caught in a landslide because there's no escape from reality.
Who's just a poor boy who need no sympathy?
1168 Name: SanSan : 2018-09-02 20:11 ID:lADT8XuM [Del]
Not you.
Why am I stuck in an eternal cycle of procrastination?
1169 Name: Ha_Nova : 2018-09-02 20:19 ID:tik6xlcH [Del]
Because you've become so numb.
why can't I feel them there?
1170 Name: Astra : 2018-09-02 22:15 ID:MlS25NXi [Del]
Because you're too edgy.
Why is my boyfriend so cute and hot?
1171 Name: Hiroshima : 2018-09-02 22:17 ID:zoVJtBPI [Del]
He's not
Why is my girlfriend the most beautiful person i've met
1172 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-09-03 07:49 ID:e0znqMP3 [Del]
She's not
Who is Hiroshima's brother?
1173 Name: window !3LdO/x8MDw : 2018-09-03 12:28 ID:vjV6LZED [Del]
You're the brother.
Who is my brother?
1174 Name: A+ : 2018-09-03 14:20 ID:9MUF52s/ [Del]
Your father.
Why doesn’t the toaster work?
1175 Name: DrkNghtSky : 2018-09-04 23:23 ID:qcjuAZ2T [Del]
Because it doesn't like you
Why do I exist?
1176 Name: takano !YgQRHAJqRA : 2018-09-05 14:35 ID:ScdU2p1/ [Del]
becuz of toast
why aren't circles square
1177 Name: Jaydon.A : 2018-09-05 15:29 ID:In0UBw3R [Del]
Because triangles aye them duh
Why were the purple troll raids of 2011 the best raids of all time?
1178 Name: PassLight !vnOdm8Fzdk : 2018-09-06 11:03 ID:ns/dOsJj [Del]
Because the orange ones never took off.
is snow short for snowert?
1179 Name: Glud : 2018-09-08 19:20 ID:hsOPnF4Q [Del]
Yes, and snowert is short for snowertalameteorantholopologioptomy.
Where is the worst tumor?
1180 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-09-08 22:20 ID:+LQpZB2i [Del]
Texas
Texas?
1181 Name: PassLight !vnOdm8Fzdk : 2018-09-11 10:49 ID:ns/dOsJj [Del]
California, Washington, Tennessee, Kentucky, Idaho, Alaska.
Alaska?
1182 Name: Jerry : 2018-09-11 20:34 ID:696F//1j [Del]
Depends on whether you're talking about an African or European Alaska.
Is Nickelback a good band?
1183 Name: Mio : 2018-09-14 09:12 ID:NMf1A2Hf [Del]
Nickelback is a delightful band, somewhat depends on the person listening.
Can fish grow arms or legs?
1184 Name: Kuudere : 2018-09-14 18:53 ID:/+jjn0+L [Del]
>>1183Both, but most of them grow shoulders.
If today was a bad day, will tomorrow always be better?
1185 Name: A+ : 2018-09-15 15:31 ID:9MUF52s/ [Del]
It always will be, mate!
Can I grow a watermelon in my stomach?
1186 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-09-15 22:47 ID:y97JaisX [Del]
Theoretically, yes. But you need to make sure it doesn't get digested, you need to bring some soil, fertilize it everyday, make sure to bring some artificial light to simulate sunlight and provide photosynthesis. But your tummy needs to be ready because you will need to cut it open to take the watermelon. Oh, don't forget to separate it with other enzymes and acid provided by your digestive system, you might accidentally destroy all those progress because it thought it needs to be digested also. Worst possible scenario, the root overgrown and slowly destroys all your organs from inside.
Whats an anime?
1187 Name: Crowley : 2018-09-16 22:14 ID:g6T1pS2D [Del]
Like The Simpsons but with more speedlines!
How do I get my "look" right?
1188 Name: Inuhakka !!bIuXIXbh : 2018-09-17 16:05 ID:W8GYhDSV [Del]
Like that ^
How can I solve the captcha if I
am a robot?
1189 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2018-09-17 16:11 ID:JuD3U/pW [Del]
>>1188 Wouldn't be to hard seeing how many of the images look like training data for driverless vehicles. Oops, I gave a real answer.
Capture a human and make them solve it
What game should I play?
1190 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-09-17 20:02 ID:WsncTVkr [Del]
1191 Name: Mio : 2018-09-17 22:44 ID:huhaH/GN [Del]
Asdfghjkl. Can I become one with the blobs inside of my house?
1192 Name: mizu-kun : 2018-09-20 08:19 ID:0E4SmSl0 [Del]
am i ugly???
1193 Name: Shower-Thoughts : 2018-09-20 11:24 ID:5iumQFd+ [Del]
Is Firefly the opposite of Waterfall?
1194 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2018-09-25 08:48 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
No.
Is it a capital I or a lowercase l?
1195 Name: James !GBBXFwEfac : 2018-09-28 16:17 ID:65PaKduu [Del]
It is a figment of your imagination.
Does ac plib sbibble?
1196 Name: Ding0 : 2018-09-30 09:04 ID:EIZx5dDl [Del]
It does indeed sbibble... Whatever that means is beyond my existence.
Are frogs gay?
1197 Name: Tyberfen : 2018-09-30 16:38 ID:K2CZVm/3 [Del]
Try googling "Pepe rule34" to find out
Could anyone think of some random cynical question?
1198 Name: Avalon : 2018-10-02 23:34 ID:+7L9Wbmn [Del]
Probably.
Why can't pigs fly?
1199 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-04 12:40 ID:g9s6WsO+ [Del]
>>1198 Dude, the pigs where you live don't fly? Weird.
Bees?
1200 Name: JamJam : 2018-10-05 07:23 ID:u6s3UzjU [Del]
i sure do.
so are all bus drivers evil then?
1201 Name: Elixime : 2018-10-07 14:39 ID:yEOHdoRF [Del]
Of course, like truck drivers.Haven't you seen manga like where someone dies killed by a truck or bus ?
Soo...
Why people don't like sharks and prefer dolphins?
1202 Name: katsuki : 2018-10-12 13:01 ID:qDUrI4jn [Del]
because sharks are sharks and dolphins are dolphins.
WAIT.....Am i a cat?
1203 Name: Enoki : 2018-10-12 14:31 ID:raOzqjiH [Del]
No, you're Me
Why does a question mark in an exam not mark the question, or it is the marks that are the question, and the question is the answer?
1204 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2018-10-13 02:26 ID:Lw7DlsSE [Del]
No, it is the marks that are the question and the question is the answer. Wait, I just copy-pasted that
I got a diarrhea, now what?
1205 Name: Boopwrang : 2018-10-13 07:20 ID:pNFGBTh2 [Del]
>>1204 drink pepto bismol
how long does orange juice last outside
1206 Post deleted by user.
1207 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-10-13 23:23 ID:haqP0kia [Del]
if you threw it away into the outer space to orbit the sun, it would be cool to track the time on how long will it stand against the universe
I ticked the captcha & clicked 'reply', now what?
1208 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2018-10-24 03:57 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
Someone tells you you're stupid.
That's the point of this thread right?
1209 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2019-02-19 08:41 ID:Uk5XUJHS [Del]
bump.
1210 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2019-05-03 01:57 ID:H/9LcHMS [Del]
actually no, they themselves need to realize that thing on their own.
AA AAAA A AAAAAA AAAAAAAA?
1211 Name: meech : 2019-05-07 18:10 ID:2EMH+Y2W [Del]
AAAAAAAA AA, AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Did the government indeed invent birds?
1212 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2019-07-10 06:25 ID:yxKoMQiF [Del]
No.
bump?
1213 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2019-07-10 08:35 ID:OYb08MQC [Del]
nO.
CAPITAL LETTER?
1214 Post deleted by user.
1215 Name: RAY レイ : 2019-07-12 12:52 ID:0w8BOKMs [Del]
u mean cAPITAL lETTER?
Hodorrr???
1216 Name: Yellow : 2019-07-21 17:32 ID:RkgAlUaV [Del]
Wylis.
Why humans have legs and not wheels ??
1217 Name: Megumi : 2019-07-21 22:25 ID:sWinl57g [Del]
cause then we'd become wheelchairs
why are oranges orange?
1218 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2019-07-21 23:39 ID:h1e2+sVD [Del]
must've been the blues taking it first, into the music department you know?
Why is leaf made out of paper? And why did human utilize them to make trees? Explain it accordingly to your own opinion!
1219 Name: KariZumii !nInCEsT/vs : 2019-07-25 16:26 ID:xttMz2T7 [Del]
For you see, long ago, the great Tree War raged on. Humans had no choice but to enslave the leaves and bind them to the trees in order to protect the world from certain death. You had to see it to be-leaf it.
Why did the velociraptors take John?
1220 Name: Schy : 2019-07-26 16:14 ID:0EufSE7L [Del]
He was the best candidate to continue the velociraptor race.
What should I do to gain immortality?
1221 Name: Red2 : 2019-07-27 09:21 ID:SkG8Z6qw [Del]
Dont die.
How to cook rice with my feet?
1222 Name: michiro : 2019-07-27 15:04 ID:8NmAT0Cs [Del]
With your feet.
Do you have a water buffalo?
1223 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2019-07-27 16:18 ID:4cxD2+HR [Del]
Everybody has a water buffalo.
What is light?
1224 Name: RAY レイ : 2019-07-28 04:12 ID:illfJBgY [Del]
something light
Who is light?
1225 Name: Scynic : 2019-07-28 10:30 ID:hvNeVYp6 [Del]
someone light
What do you do with a door?
1226 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2019-07-28 10:48 ID:Qar9mgnE [Del]
You turn it into a jar.
How do you open jars?
1227 Name: Yellow : 2019-07-29 10:17 ID:K57+nIQ8 [Del]
I'm not sure how, but please don't try with your ass.
What is more creepy than a Teletubbies ?
1228 Name: st. bernard : 2019-07-29 14:09 ID:sAGI0iY1 [Del]
me inside of your room tomorrow night.
what is night?
1229 Name: Sunshine : 2019-07-31 14:24 ID:NBv1Ffkl [Del]
Light with an n.
Why are we not rectangular?
1230 Name: FireFlyyy : 2019-07-31 16:05 ID:cVO6Ty7+ [Del]
Because Jesus doesn't like that shape
why do people sneeze?
1231 Name: Ally : 2019-08-01 00:37 ID:HV5BEF/6 [Del]
Because it's the next best thing to sex.
Why do we wear clothes?
1232 Name: Yellow : 2019-08-01 15:29 ID:zGNH5k5a [Del]
Because an apple told us to.
Why can people scream ?
1233 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2019-08-01 22:06 ID:BjjhkTok [Del]
Everybody loved ice cream right? Yeah, everybody loved I scream.
is this what they call puns?
1234 Name: Oberon : 2019-08-02 18:01 ID:2iK46Fd6 [Del]
>>1233 Because you get punched after
Why does fire burn
1235 Name: Em : 2019-08-04 01:51 ID:HV5BEF/6 [Del]
Because it's spicy light.
Why do cows moo?
1236 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2019-08-04 08:35 ID:dKyKVUC0 [Del]
moon looked like cheese.
does F equals M?
1237 Name: KariZumii !XNe3SmT5fY : 2019-08-09 18:39 ID:YUdbhzVD [Del]
I’m not sure. Does Bruno Mars is gay?
Why is my dad taking so long to get milk from the store?
1238 Name: Yokina : 2019-08-10 22:11 ID:sFrewjys [Del]
Because he was “moo”ving slowly? Lol
Why objects don’t speak?
1239 Name: Sora : 2019-08-11 18:54 ID:46rRCDzI [Del]
Because they’re taught to not speak unless spoken to
Why won’t my ex leave me alone?
1240 Name: Kuudere !nDs1lC1ZZc : 2019-08-13 05:42 ID:rsB/BRVn [Del]
They want you to find 'ex'
Why do I have to breathe?
1241 Name: Yokina : 2019-08-14 03:21 ID:gMvhLkZC [Del]
Because if you don’t then you’ll suffocate and die rip
Why do we have names?
1242 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2019-08-14 07:59 ID:QAvu9dsh [Del]
To recognize and call us easier of course! So there will be only one individual named 'Subject C8-MFNHJ-5W' in the whole world until the end of time.
Who is the supposed 'Subject C8-MFNHJ-5W' that I was talking about?
1243 Name: Zero !WNrWKtkPz. : 2019-08-14 15:23 ID:AFpu7wVe [Del]
Why is red so red
1244 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2019-08-14 19:49 ID:OgYxIt+V [Del]
>>1243 answer the previous question before asking another one.
1245 Name: Kuudere !nDs1lC1ZZc : 2019-08-15 03:59 ID:rsB/BRVn [Del]
>>1242 I've got no idea, but you can probably find them in Area 51
>>1243 Because it's red.
What if the Earth was in fact a cylinder shape?
1246 Name: Yokina : 2019-08-16 08:10 ID:gMvhLkZC [Del]
Then the Earth is 50% flat.
How would your life had been if anime never existed?
1247 Name: Tree!N13m0ewMrQ : 2019-08-16 20:24 ID:ifpw1Ekt [Del]
I probably would've been married with Kids by now. Or maybe I would've become a gangster/ drug dealer like my cousins.
What isn't the meaning of life?
1248 Name: Yellow Key : 2019-08-19 14:35 ID:Clb/mC27 [Del]
42, duh. or is it?
can you read this?
1249 Name: Yokina : 2019-08-23 09:11 ID:8UuDYlHq [Del]
No I can't.
Am I an animal?
1250 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2019-08-23 23:15 ID:uff4PLst [Del]
I identify you as potato, which is a mushroom-type lifeform. Therefore you're not an animal.
Yokina and Yellow Key is the same people!?
1251 Name: Tama : 2019-08-26 18:27 ID:n/Uc9u0P [Del]
Yes, but no. They're in different metaverses beyond human comprehension, but they're the same people- but different metaverses
Is music sound?
1252 Name: Yellow Key : 2019-08-28 15:39 ID:eG4VbQJP [Del]
no, it's a liquid.
are you gonna do it to em?
1253 Name: Yokina : 2019-08-31 03:08 ID:r1qF6+uJ [Del]
meh
Have you been to Area 51?
1254 Name: Lucy Loo : 2019-09-02 22:35 ID:wkFKZe3m [Del]
Uh, yeah, that's where I live!
Why do books have words??
1255 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2019-09-03 01:50 ID:5rJScF87 [Del]
Words? Where do you actually live? 2040s? Books have GIFs on them, you're on the wrong timeline. Oh wait,
What year is this?
1256 Name: Rin!AIDr0rTMps : 2019-09-11 00:22 ID:wc28MLSo [Del]
2080. Books no longer exist.
Why do I keep rejecting people's love?
1257 Name: Seity : 2019-09-11 07:05 ID:7rOvjnVV [Del]
I don't know, but at least let me see the kids once a week, Karen.
What's the difference that Jean-Paul Sartre defines between Conciousness and Beingness in l'être et le néant? smh
1258 Name: bip : 2019-09-12 01:20 ID:0r5FprKz [Del]
I don't know I haven't read that book tomorrow
Why does my teacher say that I should stop using my computer while she's teaching?
1259 Name: yellow : 2019-09-14 07:29 ID:i3tWzKel [Del]
don't worry, they're just jealous. your teacher's computer is not as good as yours...
but why are people jealous, and why am i, too ?
1260 Name: RAY レイ : 2019-09-16 18:30 ID:24Vy02+E [Del]
coz 🎵 jealousy is the cousin ... the cousin of greeeed! 🎵
who is greed?
1261 Name: Seity : 2019-09-17 10:40 ID:7rOvjnVV [Del]
John Greed (born 14 November 1966) is a contemporary jewelry designer and retailer. You're welcome.
How is it pronounced: "I want a croissant" or "I want a croissant"?
1262 Name: Ryuugamine Dotachin : 2019-09-17 13:00 ID:uzWE14rx [Del]
>>1261 It's pronounced "I want a croissant"
Who thought of baking bread twice?
1263 Name: RAY レイ : 2019-09-17 20:18 ID:aTHbs7Mm [Del]
>>1262 the bread and the bread likes it.
Seity? who is welcome? I'm not welcome.
>>1262 are you welcome?
1264 Name: Raffle : 2019-09-20 14:27 ID:XBlQ+3dS [Del]
No ones welcome.
What is the solution to -5 < h + 2 < 11
1265 Name: moo : 2019-09-20 21:39 ID:BSBhjv/c [Del]
>>1264 cookies
can a tree bark?
1266 Name: Raffle : 2019-09-21 01:01 ID:B4yUgQRm [Del]
Test it out
What is the solution to algebra?
1267 Name: Yokina : 2019-09-21 07:31 ID:8bhpGlZK [Del]
Google
Can you answer this question?
1268 Name: Raffle : 2019-09-21 17:04 ID:B4yUgQRm [Del]
Maybe later
What is the square root of 3
1269 Name: SazsafraZs : 2019-09-24 23:57 ID:G3lOfhY1 [Del]
It's the square root of Root 3 squared
What do i do if my hypersonic engine malfuncitons?
1270 Name: Kun enzo : 2019-09-25 07:03 ID:PFEteShk [Del]
karate Crop it 45 degrees angle
If i wake up with a hang over in my friends house, what do i do?
1271 Name: CyanJello : 2019-09-26 14:18 ID:nsDCkxw5 [Del]
You run around the house like a madman
What do I do if I wake up on the top of a building?
1272 Name: Sir Nicholas : 2019-09-26 16:09 ID:JPbanFEr [Del]
Walk down the side
What is love
1273 Name: SazsafraZs !dLONBE3vm2 : 2019-09-26 23:23 ID:2URh1v1P [Del]
Something that always seems to be in the air.
What's the best way to make friends?
1274 Name: Yokina : 2019-09-29 03:13 ID:px8MUDBT [Del]
Ignore them
UwU?
1275 Name: Raffle : 2019-10-03 22:16 ID:nqZRpH+q [Del]
Eat Cheese
How do I become a rainbow cat
1276 Name: bip : 2019-10-04 06:32 ID:0r5FprKz [Del]
you listen to nyan cat on repeat for 100 hours
will i ever be awesome?
1277 Name: Raffle : 2019-10-04 20:51 ID:KBmxfnLo [Del]
Depends on if you like Gouda or cheddar
Which do you like more?
1278 Name: SazsafraZs !dLONBE3vm2 : 2019-10-07 12:02 ID:YPp4pTJl [Del]
Idk, but the first is pretty Gouda.
What happens if I put regular beer in a square cup?
1279 Name: Yellow Key : 2019-10-07 14:42 ID:zpmjXlO7 [Del]
Trees probibly
Why have I had a migraine for 3 weeks?
1280 Name: Raffle : 2019-10-09 00:45 ID:yeGlyqya [Del]
Maybe your heads going to explode
Why are turtles always made fun of
1281 Name: SazsafraZs !dLONBE3vm2 : 2019-10-09 17:06 ID:qVL9sPR1 [Del]
Straws.
Why does Yellow Key have an obsession with toenails?
1282 Name: Haruna : 2019-10-10 02:24 ID:q//wEGK7 [Del]
Just ignores that
Why cat are cute?
1283 Name: Raffle : 2019-10-10 16:52 ID:Lu0JHi3K [Del]
Because they’re actually aliens plotting to take over the world
Why can’t Yellow Key just come out about his toenail obsession
1284 Name: Yellow Key : 2019-10-11 09:36 ID:olpCNnqR [Del]
becuase your toe sucking obsession is worse.
can a can do the cancan?
1285 Name: Raffle : 2019-10-11 16:58 ID:Lu0JHi3K [Del]
well if it’s a can of artichokes
Why does the person with a toenail obsession accuse me of sucking on toes
(That’s terrible hygiene)
1286 Name: Yellow Key : 2019-10-15 10:48 ID:j24xchQO [Del]
becuase its true and you should be ashamed.
do you really know who I am?
1287 Name: Raffle : 2019-10-15 21:18 ID:fe1AoMnM [Del]
Yes I’m a terrible stalker out to get you(sarcasm intended)
Are you my stalker by chance? (If so them you got some terrible information there)
1288 Name: Zamiel : 2019-10-19 23:13 ID:DW2VRhLr [Del]
Real original, I know, but 42
1289 Name: Raffle : 2019-10-20 23:24 ID:9kf7mIIZ [Del]
That’s the answer to the universe.
A=bh Solve for b what is the answer?
1290 Name: Yokina : 2019-10-21 02:35 ID:RMMLE0FX [Del]
your mum
Why am I so dumb?
1291 Name: Raffle : 2019-10-22 18:10 ID:Us4Zf3iJ [Del]
My condolences
What is the best thing not in this world
1292 Name: Yellow Key : 2019-10-23 10:53 ID:j24xchQO [Del]
HHHHHHHHHHH chezz
How do you solve the baldi/B equation? (B=mc2n)
1293 Name: Anon : 2019-10-24 19:25 ID:7bxp34/Z [Del]
you divide it for 0 and forget about it
when it's gonna be tomorrow?
1294 Name: Yoshiki : 2019-10-24 23:32 ID:E+3zjf3T [Del]
When you die.
What do you see when you look at the mirror?
1295 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2019-10-26 06:38 ID:I8zFm/qN [Del]
>>1294 An extremely short distance to the past.
What are you looking for?
1296 Name: Raffle : 2019-10-26 22:56 ID:pRQOXh0U [Del]
Lots of cheese
What does salaam mean?
1297 Name: TheDragon : 2019-10-28 00:11 ID:1n2/Leix [Del]
what time is month
1298 Name: Fujoshi Crystal : 2019-10-28 14:42 ID:F8sTz0Bt [Del]
He doesn't know too
What is the difference between of true and false?
1299 Name: Raffle : 2019-10-28 16:58 ID:pRQOXh0U [Del]
There is never one truth and there are endless falses
Is there such a thing as a jellybean cookie
1300 Name: Yellow Key : 2019-10-30 09:40 ID:olpCNnqR [Del]
why would there be?
Why did a hand come out of my closet?
1301 Name: Eff : 2019-10-30 13:26 ID:qVeP/bub [Del]
I wanted to go out and needed to check if I should take a jacket.
Why has capitalism failed us thus far?
1302 Name: Sachi : 2019-11-01 07:21 ID:bNe5soOy [Del]
Because we think failure is not failure.
How to find the perpendicularly of the photosynthesis of love?
1303 Name: rita : 2019-11-04 00:19 ID:kG8td585 [Del]
If you open your third eye, you'll find it.
Have you found it yet?
1304 Name: △○□× : 2019-11-05 01:38 ID:uzpXJBGm [Del]
Yes! I found the open 3rd eye.
What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?
1305 Name: rita : 2019-11-05 10:27 ID:ub4bU9SN [Del]
It's an existensial crisis.
Where is the president?
1306 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2019-11-06 02:03 ID:kzfP2OXx [Del]
THE PRESIDENT HAS ASCENDED TO HEAVEN TO KILL GOD HIMSELF. PRESIDENT IS NOW GOD AND YOU SHALL DIE AS HIS NEW SACRIFICIAL LAMB.
How can I overthrow the new god from his throne?
1307 Name: rita : 2019-11-06 09:27 ID:ub4bU9SN [Del]
By using the same ancient method that every other new god used to overthrow every other old god--splashing it with an unholy amount of undiluted existential crisis. Make sure to get the existential crisis from a reliable source.
Do you want to be the next god?
1308 Name: Raffle : 2019-11-10 23:02 ID:UCyv9RYt [Del]
I christen myself with the title of GOD OF CHEESE
Why is their an Old and New Testament when there isn’t even a Testament.
1309 Name: rita : 2019-11-11 04:06 ID:Vrew+I6/ [Del]
There IS a Testament, but only a few chosen ones can see it. We're currently hunting them all down.
What's that creature lurking behind you?
1310 Name: Iggy : 2019-11-13 01:54 ID:QpKMLAt6 [Del]
My shadow, clearly.
Where do I start putting posters when I finally run out of room on my walls?
1311 Name: Lizardman : 2019-11-13 22:29 ID:RXdSMFc0 [Del]
On your ceiling.
Why do living creatures need to sleep?
1312 Name: Raffle : 2019-11-13 23:52 ID:3MNWDc7G [Del]
Because we’re not dead
Why does homework exist?
1313 Name: Yokina : 2019-11-14 01:04 ID:2ytAA6SC [Del]
Because it has a job and its to torture us (specifically students)
How does the unicorn exist?
1314 Name: rita : 2019-11-14 11:15 ID:saVQ2J+m [Del]
God said "let there be unicorns"
Why do some people hate vegetables?
1315 Name: Raffle : 2019-11-14 22:20 ID:3MNWDc7G [Del]
Because they lack the tastebuds needed for good food
Why does cereal have to get soggy once you put milk in?
1316 Name: Yellow Key : 2019-11-15 10:47 ID:pblELKTf [Del]
you...you put milk on your cereal?! No WONDER it's soggy! You're eating it wrong!
how do you enter the void?
1317 Name: Raffle : 2019-11-15 19:00 ID:3MNWDc7G [Del]
Through the hallway take a left then it’s the the door to your right
Why do people like cereal
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1319 Name: Yokina : 2019-11-15 22:25 ID:/AeMTsd6 [Del]
wait...people like cereals? :O
Who made me?
1320 Name: Raffle : 2019-11-15 22:54 ID:rgDOhAaW [Del]
A inexperienced sculptor with poor talent
Where can I find a really good soft pretzel stand?
1321 Name: rita : 2019-11-16 08:48 ID:saVQ2J+m [Del]
Inside a store that sells soft pretzel stands
Is it wrong to be right?
1322 Name: lizZa : 2019-11-16 10:07 ID:A+BeBKlp [Del]
Sometimes
Is humanity evil?
1323 Name: rita : 2019-11-16 23:02 ID:s0PCyL7/ [Del]
Sometimes
Do kangaroos punch people in the face?
1324 Name: Eveil : 2019-11-17 00:04 ID:oUgQedKK [Del]
Only if their name is Jim.
are geese spying on us?
1325 Name: Raffle : 2019-11-17 21:26 ID:rgDOhAaW [Del]
Only if you litter
Why do humans need sleep
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1327 Name: Yokina : 2019-11-18 02:41 ID:B6G12Ijn [Del]
To prevent them from dying
Why do a user named Yokina keep deleting their posts?
1328 Name: Iggy : 2019-11-22 21:21 ID:QpKMLAt6 [Del]
To protect us from the dark truths the eldritch being they're hosting is trying to reveal to us.
Why must my cat try to eat every piece of cheese he sees?
1329 Name: Steve : 2019-11-24 07:41 ID:XbtRreEQ [Del]
Because its a cheesy cat.
Why do women not flash me there boobies?
1330 Name: lizZa : 2019-11-24 11:19 ID:q1wUnJOy [Del]
Because you can't spell "their" right.
Why do people prefer robotic animals over real animals?
1331 Name: Yeet : 2019-11-25 11:58 ID:SSFUqYgG [Del]
So they can kill them easier.
Why is the sky blue?
1332 Name: William Hung : 2019-11-25 13:32 ID:rVRG7+nd [Del]
Because it's going through a divorce.
Do butterflies taste good?
1333 Name: Teey : 2019-11-26 12:24 ID:IasUyetS [Del]
When it is fed to the flies.
Why does the world move when I can't see it?
1334 Name: Raffle : 2019-11-26 17:52 ID:6zoC4VMF [Del]
Cause it doesn’t really care
Why don’t humans fly
1335 Name: Yokina : 2019-11-27 04:01 ID:v4MrHgef [Del]
Because they don’t eat flies
Is Frozen 2 good?
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1337 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2019-11-28 23:39 ID:sS09NseG [Del]
Maybe.
What happens now?
