1 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-21 21:31 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
This was a question I recently saw online, and I thought that it would be interesting to ask my fellow Dollars what their response would be. So, if somebody wanted to summon you, what would they need to do it.
In order to summon me, you would need the following things:
-A Death Note (one you'd buy online)
-Death the Kid's earbuds
-A creepy ass teddy bear, set up like you were about to play Hitori Kakurenbo
-A fountain pen
-A complete collection of songs by Hollywood Undead, Set it Off, etc.
2 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-21 21:55 ID:cvpUrjJ8 [Del]
Pie
pie
pie
pie
pie
3 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-21 22:22 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>2 I tried, but for some reason, you didn't appear. What gives?
4 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-05-21 23:24 ID:CvADK0n9 [Del]
>>3I think you used low-grade pies.
And it has to be 5 different kinds.
5 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-05-21 23:26 ID:CvADK0n9 [Del]
Catnip
Premium cat food
A pile of BL
A dog's head
You (freshly killed)
6 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-22 00:12 ID:cvpUrjJ8 [Del]
>>3 You need a circle of pie crust, a pentagram of pie fillings (all jumbo sized), with pies at the tips and an engraved pie with my secret sign in the middle
7 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-22 07:57 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>6 Secret sign: π
Get your candles and ovens ready we're summoning ourselves a PieFace! :D
8 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-22 11:20 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
To summon one (1) Enigami:
1. One (1) apple. Don't use red delicious or granny Smith, this'll just piss him off.
2. One (1) cookie. Chocolate chip. Don't use oatmeal raisin, this'll just piss him off.
3. One (1) bag of chips. Doesn't matter what kind.
4. One (1) sandwich. PB&J. Grape jelly preferred, though strawberry preserves are fine, as well.
5. One (1) beer. No Miller or Bud, or PBR. Offer these, and you will be struck down where you stand.
Basically, just get me a lunch.
9 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-22 11:44 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
To summon a Nyanka you will need:
5 Living Kittens. Good luck getting those little adorable bastards to stay in the circle.
10 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-05-22 11:50 ID:QKyW/pL7 [Del]
>>9you can always make a 1 km radius circle.
11 Name: Nyet_ : 2016-05-22 12:19 ID:e0royjPB [Del]
To summon the Nyet you need :
A gray cat
One cookie
A laptop (wifi required)
Manga (Nyet prefers Tokyo ghoul or Hetalia)
Drawing paper and pencils
If you get it right. the Nyet will appear, take all the stuff and leave, after granting a wish. Want another one granted? Repeat everything while chanting the Durarara! op
12 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-23 00:52 ID:RIbFNGFJ [Del]
>>8 That punchline thought XD
13 Name: Neckbeard : 2016-05-23 02:43 ID:ez4KI+MW [Del]
To summon this swag master, you need the following:
Doritos, any flavour
Mountain Dew, preferably "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" flavoured
One fedora, MUST be black
Call of Duty 4. Accept no substitutes.
Some swanky [SAMPLE TEXT]
14 Name: Kotori : 2016-05-23 02:56 ID:nY7gb7CA [Del]
A nice book, the entirety of the Kingdom Hearts series and the consoles to play them on, and a sacrifice of one of those guys who use the bible to justify homophobia (they will die). Proceed by playing FMA's Brothers (performed by Taylor Davis) immediately followed by Simple and Clean. If done correctly, I'll emerge singing "Please, oh BAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaby, don't go. Simple ad clean is the way that your making me feel.... Tonight."
15 Name: Neckbeard : 2016-05-23 03:01 ID:ez4KI+MW [Del]
16 Name: Mai : 2016-05-23 03:09 ID:sNzr6BFo [Del]
1. A teddy bear or some plushie
2. A giant hoodie
3. The artist EDEN (Eden Project)
4. Horror movies
5. Space
6. Cats
7. Art
17 Name: Mai : 2016-05-23 03:21 ID:sNzr6BFo [Del]
Oh wait I put 7...oh well pick 5 of those and you have me haha
18 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-23 05:00 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
1. Gloves
2. Knife or hacksaw
3. trash bag
4. Some extra pair of clothing
5. A scent neutralizing spray
19 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-05-23 05:27 ID:QKyW/pL7 [Del]
>>18Basically an assassin starter kit.
20 Name: Hajime : 2016-05-23 07:46 ID:hdAm74ci [Del]
1. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2. A Daft Punk album
3. A copy of pokemon platinum
4. A glass of lemonade
5. An XXXholic omnibus
21 Name: The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man : 2016-05-23 08:13 ID:DhK6Xc+D [Del]
1. A bag of Jelly Belly jelly beans.
2. A copy of Clue (movie)
3. 3 boxes of Philly Cheese Steak Hot Pockets
4. A set of Creepypasta action figures
5. Books 9-13 of the Blue Exorcist Manga series.
After putting these in the pentagram,you will have to say to a bystander: "What did you do, Ray?
Bystander: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Then I will appear.
22 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-05-23 08:16 ID:z3mgItHp [Del]
1. A severed head
2. A severed penis
3. purple dye
4. a picture of James Franco
5. CHEESE
23 Name: cape child : 2016-05-23 09:11 ID:sKPEZdmR [Del]
1. food
2. 20 figures of luffy
3. poatoes!
4. tumblr
5. band merch
24 Name: Areceli : 2016-05-23 11:37 ID:to2b5lZB [Del]
Harry Potter series
Dollars sign
Yaoi
Yuri
Fanfiction
25 Name: Pie-Chan : 2016-05-24 19:23 ID:wtwpkuEa [Del]
food
anime
9001 terabytes of ram
pokemon cards (not the fake ones(obviously))
and food
also, did I mention food?
26 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-25 01:10 ID:RIbFNGFJ [Del]
27 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-25 05:45 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>26 Or maybe fanatic/follower of the PieFace Cult?
28 Name: Raifu : 2016-05-25 07:37 ID:FcHj4Isw [Del]
To summon me , you'll need:
1. A manga (Whatever manga you want.)
2. a pencil (cuz I'm an artist XD)
3. Melanie Martinez or Linkin Park music playing
4. a dollar (money ...not...dollar..)
5. headphones~
29 Name: Bin-Laden : 2016-05-25 17:08 ID:yXNjD0cf [Del]
To summon Allah's top G you need the following:
9001L of infidel blood
A white turban, preferably with C4 inside
My hide and seek trophy
A phone with, my best friend, George.H.Bush's number
And finally steel beams melted by jet fuel
30 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-25 17:42 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
ummmmmmm.
1. a pot
2. dirt with soil and fertilizer
3. a seed for any kind of tree whatsoever
4.water
5.patience to wait a few weeks to possibly years for my appearance in full glory.
combine all these things together for a much higher success rate.
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32 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-05-25 17:53 ID:lobAYClS [Del]
>>30You forgot the sunlight.
33 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-25 17:55 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
34 Name: Robo !W8aVZtVN3M : 2016-05-25 18:22 ID:gG5UPTo8 [Del]
Jay Reatards dead body.
Buckethead.
A copy of all the souls series.
The blood of your firstborn.
35 Name: Pie-Chan : 2016-05-25 18:59 ID:wtwpkuEa [Del]
36 Name: Ryukagoka (school) !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-25 19:06 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
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38 Name: BarabiSama !lmBitchbiw : 2016-05-25 19:35 ID:neB2yve+ [Del]
1) a giant stuffed animal (teddy, puppy, or bunny) of ultimate fluffiness
2) an infinitely supplied dark chocolate fountain & treats
3) a closet full of cute clothes, accessories, wigs, etc.
4) an FN SCAR-L with an M203 grenade launcher extension
5) and twenty million USD cash ready for relocation
(It starts with cuddling, I swear.)
39 Name: lezipxi : 2016-05-28 15:58 ID:e1ssZJzB [Del]
1. Working headphones/earbuds
2. Another pair of working headphones/earbuds
3. Tasty food
4. Baccano! 1935 D
5. A musical instrument that I do not own and is learnable
40 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-28 20:00 ID:FrkNR4X1 [Del]
>>35 Seems okay to me, welcome to the PIEFACE cult
41 Name: Boggy : 2016-05-30 14:58 ID:/OWnLN0l [Del]
1.) Laptop
2.) Ashton Drake doll
3.) Chocolate pie
4.) Pokemon Cards
5.) Emo music playing
6.) Skateboard
7.) Everything to be symetrical
42 Name: Powerpuff Girl : 2016-05-31 05:12 ID:Rzd+ODQ7 [Del]
1. Sugar
2. Spice
3. Everything nice
4. Human corpse
5. Chemical X
43 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2016-05-31 05:24 ID:TqYEccCc [Del]
1. A live loli who is willing to summon me
2. Chocolate milk
3. A working purple GameCube
4. The most powerful computer you have
5. The entirety of the internet
44 Name: Bulma!gfkvD0.aME : 2016-05-31 06:01 ID:Eeu8tfV3 [Del]
1. Guitar Pick
2. A Pint of Guiness
3. A Lucky Strike
4. Metallica discoraphy
5. Mentos (mint)
45 Name: JamJam : 2016-05-31 06:32 ID:u6s3UzjU [Del]
1. Mr. Buttons
2. A collection of iKON's songs
3. a lightsaber
4. a box full of chocolate
5. a Death Note
46 Name: Miku nagasaki : 2016-05-31 21:06 ID:MCZva++2 [Del]
1. friendship to keep forever
2. cats
3. wifi and electronics
4. mangas and anime
5. drawing stuff
47 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-01 07:19 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>46 How do you even put #1 in the pentagram?
48 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-01 10:57 ID:HH9KcEeT [Del]
>>47 Your best friends body. Friendship you can keep forever...
49 Name: Babypuff !8EfBKEmYug : 2016-06-01 14:44 ID:zqWilKai [Del]
Ohhh, I love this one~
They would need the following if they wanted to demand my presence!
1. Any Guns N' Roses record (though for best results, use Appetite For Destruction!)
2. A good quality guitar. (My preference is Schecter!~)
3. Cute Lolita-style dresses!
4. An abundance of cats.
5. A literal Viking, with a hella beard to match! ^_^
50 Name: paperjam : 2016-06-02 05:23 ID:o2n5txkZ [Del]
1. kittens!
2. maple syrup
3. copic markers
4. anime/manga merch
5. a horror game's disk
51 Name: Leena !aaFUCKyePQ : 2016-06-02 22:27 ID:HMK6RNlg [Del]
1. Nudes of your mom
2. The soul of a deceased child
3. Nair
4. Good quality paint/brushes (not that awful shit my school has or those tiny ass tubes that I have)
5. ETERNAL GEL PENS
52 Name: ldlove3 : 2016-06-03 21:21 ID:kulbzxBq [Del]
This is sweet! :D
So in order to summon me, you'll need the following:
1. anything that has to do with Izaya <3
2. Anime Expo tickets! XD
3. boxsets and movies from Naruto and Naruto Shippuden
4. any other anime merchandise
5. tickets to Japan!
53 Name: Sparkyflame101 : 2016-06-03 21:26 ID:mq93s0Vx [Del]
To summon (1) Sparkyflame101 you'll need
1. Any breed of fluffy puppies.
2. A collection of anime's and merchandise
3. A tame snake (can be big or small)
4. Lots of chocolate
5. A giant box of drawing implements
54 Name: Reii !qdan5xRCJU : 2016-06-04 10:02 ID:3kkqlF3D [Del]
Hmmm...
1. Katana
2. Inline skates
3. Copic markers
4. Food
5. My enemy's dead body
55 Name: Annivras : 2016-06-04 10:36 ID:Qe3Swgny [Del]
OO! OO! I have one!
1. Orange fat cats
2. A manga about a girl who is often mistaken as a boy
3. A set of crossdressing stuffs that could make me look like a boy and sound like one.
4. A hot blonde muscular german man
Don't ask why...
56 Name: Annivras : 2016-06-04 11:53 ID:Qe3Swgny [Del]
Forgot another one
5. Free ultimate super sonic Wi-Fi
57 Name: Kaigatou !1NlV7NLwUc : 2016-06-06 03:26 ID:B9makq9F [Del]
...
1. A knife
2. A gun
3. A body bag
4. A form of transport for quick get away
5. An enemy
58 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-06-06 04:02 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>57 Can't you just take one of them? the gun or the knife...
59 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-06 22:02 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
Meh~ I'll bump this too.
60 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2017-12-02 15:24 ID:dVNzjxuY [Del]
10 billion USD
unlimited wifi connection
16 inch Laptop (preferably dell)
Death Wish Coffee
Hawaiian Burger
61 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2021-05-28 12:22 ID:vml5Q2DX [Del]
Last time I bumped this was in 2016? .-.
62 Name: Tenma : 2021-05-30 08:03 ID:n/kVkZJV [Del]
Multiple Final Fantasy merchandise
63 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2021-05-30 09:36 ID:TcUe54ik [Del]
5 unharmed lolis, who, after learning exactly what and why they were doing this, willingly did so. The ritual would not consume them.
64 Name: Kaster!eVHHrdPaJg : 2021-05-30 13:37 ID:AnqgDJIt [Del]
Four leaf clover, cinnamon, the star tarot card, onigiri and band-aid.
65 Name: Jhereg : 2021-06-05 01:05 ID:deIgq1BQ [Del]
Food (any kind as long as its tasty)
a mouse (the electronic kind)
a piano
m o n e y
a fire starter
66 Name: h : 2021-06-06 20:36 ID:xebZ9Yz0 [Del]
> A drawing tablet
> Permanent license for an art software
> A laptop (newest model)
> Gojo Satoru from hit anime Jujutsu Kaisen (Japanese: 呪術廻戦)
> Idk 3 homemade chocolate eclairs
