A parody of the "Faces of the Dollars" thread.

Post your cats.

This is maja..

>>1 should've been "pets of the dollars" XD

Here. A f*ckin cat.


btw http://dollars-bbs.org/random/res/1435729646.html

>>4 no this one: http://dollars-bbs.org/random/res/1293807721.html

>>4
I guess it's true that birds have poor sense of smell. They can't smell the dog stench.

>>1 now it makes sense.. Just Cats everybody!! XD

>>4 and wow.. that cat looks like a dog..

We call him "Master"..

He's the cat-boss of the neighbourhood..

Bump the thread brought up in reply >>5 if necessary. The names are flipped so it makes sense I didn't find it when I looked. Let this sink if the original is preferred.

>>7 Don't imagine weird things Kuro-san.

>>10 just surfing the tide.. XD

>>9 if you ask me.. i prefer this thread.. because the other one seems so.. old? IDK.. i dont know people in there.. XD

^^ 'o' Don't you guys realise I'm being douchey cuz?

Cuz cats.

I have four children and no pictures of them T-T

>>13 Listen, cats are better than dogs.

>>14 Dogs actually love you <.< I'm sorry to break it to you.

But here's a picture of my rooster/chickens.

I don't have a cat :'(

>>15 Dogs also are loud, messy, big, and awful creatures that jump all over you.

>>15
What don't the stupid mutts love?

>>16
And just for that, cats win.

>>16 Reminds me of when my Dad brought a chicken home from a friend's farm. He went out back with it. We had chicken that night.

I am a free human! But I do have this little girl

>>18 You'd prefer that over some love back...Cats don't even let you cuddle until you give dem ze tuna. Actually, they'll cuddle you only for that.

>>19 More violence, see? This is why cats aren't ideal. They do disgusting thing like bring dead, bloodied diseased animals right outside your room.

>>22
Not our fault you humans get infected with every little scratch.
btw, this is what dogs do before they cuddle you in bed.

>>22 You don't need to give them tuna for cuddles. There are such things as lap kitties and they'll just lay on you like adorable little heaters. And most cats love sleeping in the same bed as their owner, one of my cats used to sleep under the covers with me.

>>23 That's cute, but I wouldn't let any pet sleep with me on my bed. And cmon, the bloody part though...

>>24 There's a problem there.

They like your bed not you.

>>25
I used to have a daily ritual imagining what would happen if humans caught me.
First I will be fed til fat, then comes the decapitation. My body will be chopped into parts and sold at the market. Some of it may be eaten raw by nutjobs, other roasted or grilled. My internal organs may be thrown in the bin with other animal carcass because they don't sell, and will slowly rot, attracting flies and maggots.

Blood is part of the life cycle. Get used to it.

>>26 You're missing the point >_> some things are meant to stay clean.....like your room.

But ya'll can do that shit in the kitchen sink/ at a butcher for whatever reason.

>>27 One of my cats frequently catches and kills small animals, you better believe that she leaves nothing behind when she's done. Eats the beak and feat along with everything else. Cats are clean, dogs are messy.

>>28 It's not so clean when they leave the bloodied animal and not eat it 'o' because sometimes they really don't.


And their fur shedding is 10X worse than dogs.

>>29
Wait til you get a golden retriever with wet fur on humid days.

>>30 Why wet fur?

>>31
Drool.

>>32 Cats lick themselves more...

>>33
With dry tongue.

>>34 That's worse when they start to lick themselves down there.

>>35
Which is why we don't lick you since we don't want you screaming about hygene.
And we flush our mouths with water afterwards.

This thread legitimately went from "Post pictures of your cats." to "Here are pictures of dogs and chickens." and then we're also debating whether cats are superior to dogs (they are!).
Really off topic here fufufu.

>>37
That's what happens when you put me and kokkuri in the same thread,

>>36 You're saying cats don't liiiiiiick?
>>37 Gimme some evidence.

>>38 It never works out. Someone has to control your plan for world domination.

>>39
Not as much as mutts.
I don't have to plan it, our human slaves are doing it for us without even being told.

This thread is only a few steps away from turning into that shitty movie Cats and Dogs.
Personally? I'm indifferent to both. I've had both. They've both had they're cool moments, and both have also been pains in the ass.

>>41 nearly.. but we can still prevent it by posting as many cats as we can.. XD

This is an old picture of two out of my four children.

not my cat.. but cat related

Here's mine.

Tadaaam :3 It's Olise o3o

And Minnie °^°

Mother and son

Top Left: Cookie
Top Right: Bebé
Bottom Center: Ashley

>>48 these cats are actually stray cats.. we just feed them..

would that make them our cats??

>>51 I guess it would.

>>51 If the cat's there it's yours. Or rather, as the cats see it, you are theirs.

Ha!! This one of the stray cats we feed!! He isnt camera shy.. Just camera shocked.. Look at those eyes.

>>54 You mean those eyes which look down upon humanity, from our bookshelves?

>>55 no i dont think so.. those eyes says... "If you dont feed me tonight.. *smirks* your dog will loose a leg"

>>56
Not a leg. A tail.

>>57 Not a tail, a life

>>58 Not a life... a human

>>59 Not a human, a house.

>>60 Not a house, a city.

>>61 Not a city, all humanity. (It rhymes)

>>62 Someone really should've had fed that cat.

I just went and read through this, this dog has lost: a leg, a tail, his life, his owner(human), his home, his city, and then all of humanity. The power that cats hold.

>>64 everything is in parallel world now.. i feed him every day to prevent losing everything..

I just had so much stray cats to feed.. they should worship me now.. one cat turned to four, suddenly there's six of them now..

the cat network is working effectively...

pretty kitty~

>>66 Oh~ I wish I had more pictures of my cats. Better yet I wish I had my cats T-T Living in an apartment with no pets allowed is rough.

Some random cat possesed her

This is my youngest girl. Her name is Houdini.

TThe mistress of the house.

>>70 Doesn't like photos?

>>70
That and there's a bounty on her head right now. Might not be a good idea to show her face around.

the cat of my sister °^°

>>73 I see, must be hard on her.

Actually, maybe not. She's a cat.

My sister's cat, proves the point that cats are not elegant sleepers.

>>76 Looks comfy, that's all that's important.

I dont have a cat, I had one though ):|

>>78 Sames. :(

>>78>>79 Any pictures? Post em' anyway ^^

Moose is relaxing in the shade on a sunny afternoon

>>74 So cuuuuuuute!!
This be my cat named Ike (fire emblem)

>>82 Sankyuuu o3o you're cat is so cuuute too *A*

Here is my cat! His name is Sylvey.

o ' w ' o one of my ~10 cats~~~

>>85 Kawaiiiiii *A*

Sunbathing Moose

Tiny Honey.

This is my cat, her name is Quinn

Lady Miranda

^

My sister's new cat, Spoons.
He's an absolute terror.

>>92 Holy shit that's adorable.

Awww!! The kitty is so FREAKING ADORABLE!! I wanna pet it! Although you should probably Keep cute things away from me. Man, I wanted a cat cause my mom was thinking about getting a pet but she wanted a DOG. (▰˘︹˘▰)

My sister's cat Spoons and my cat Bennet taking a nap.

By popular demand, I present.... Dirt!

My brother had a picture of my cat that went missing like 4-5 years ago and I just found out recently. This, is Luigi. He was around 12-13 years old in this picture. I was not a good pet owner and my parents wouldn't let him in the house. So I snuck him in sometimes growing up without them knowing. He was mostly an out door cat. Like, a street cat. But he always came back until he didn't 5 years ago.

If I ever get a cat again. I will actually do better cat owner things. Like actually take them to a vet occasionally. But for now, no more pets for me.

Dirt in her collar. She's getting so big!

Her name is Eedie-belle and she is my fur-child =)

>>97 >>98 >>99 So adorable. Soul is healed.

Meet my new kitty, his name's Remy

bump

Neko go nyan

its like, u kno, nya

This needs to be revived.

He choose violence

Dirt. (featuring my youngest sibling's hand)

I know you have cat. Post it.

>>106 >>107 ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

@Zen Enjoy the picture then.

More cet

Just got done mowing the lawn and saw Spoons just lounging in the window like this.

>>111 Gorgeous kitty.

He old boi now

>>113 Aww, he's beautiful. He looks very soft and cute. I will eat him.

>>113>>114 Its the same cat as OP!!!!!

>>115 WHAT

More kitties, pls.

Cat legs!

>>118 10/10 cat drumstick, looks very deep-fry-able.

By more kitties I meant more kitties.

>>120 I don't think a lot of members on here have cats Zen lmao.

>>121 Simply post the same cats from different angles! KITTIES.

>>121 Also so very pretty, yes.

>>96
2 years later...

A coworker brought their new kitten into work today.

>>124 Truly the beautiest of Dirts. 11/10 would 2 year update again. Such pretty patterning.

>>125 Oh my God, it's like a little cotton-ball. Can I eat it? Can I eat it? Sorry- Can I eat it? Those eyes are so pretty, too. Imagine like, 300 pleading emojis.

How about a picture of some babies to cheer everybody up...