1 Name: kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-01 20:50 ID:qJT98WH8 [Del]
Make wishes.
Grant and corrupt wishes.
Simple.
I wish for a lot of things.
2 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-01 21:03 ID:Gf9L/82P [Del]
They all kill you T.T
I wish I had a peaceful life.
3 Name: Robo !5lMucx4OC2 : 2016-04-01 22:31 ID:gG5UPTo8 [Del]
>>2 You obtain a peaceful life but are always completely isolated from the world, with no internet, games, or electronics of any kind nor any other human interactions (Of course I need to go overboard with this)
I wish for a condom factory
4 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-01 22:33 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>3 The condoms are all defective.
I wish I could have this pizza all to myself.
5 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-01 22:47 ID:Gf9L/82P [Del]
>>4 It's veggie.
I want my time to be spent wisely
6 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-01 23:03 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>5 Granted, you wisely spend all your time reading textbooks now.
I wish I could find music easier.
7 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-02 00:53 ID:z8BzAoMQ [Del]
Granted you find music easier, but only the genre you hate the most...
I wish i was number 1
8 Name: kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-02 01:02 ID:qJT98WH8 [Del]
>>7 suck it. you.re no. 7, it looks like "1" tilted.
i wish for clean water in a bottle, that I can drink.
9 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-02 01:04 ID:Gf9L/82P [Del]
>>8 Okay, but air is now poisonous for you.
I wish people would get a life
10 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-04-02 01:15 ID:P1UzFYww [Del]
They now devote their lives worshipping cats and BL.
I wish hospitals would disappear.
11 Name: kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-02 01:53 ID:qJT98WH8 [Del]
>>10 that's practically my life
12 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-02 06:36 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>10 Granted, but you get deathly ill, and with no hospital to even try to save you, you die.
I wish my car's heating would work.
13 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-02 06:42 ID:THaCjufA [Del]
Roasted Enigami coming right up!
I wish I was more evil >:D
14 Name: Ghostrick : 2016-04-02 10:20 ID:QNBZwDWa [Del]
You become so evil that you leave the toilet seat up, EVERY TIME!
I wish for jammies
15 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-02 10:49 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>14 Granted, your jammies are too small though.
I wish breakfast could make itself.
16 Name: Magnus !8iiwTV2N2I : 2016-04-02 12:21 ID:zn3II9RZ [Del]
>>15 you obtain magic toast that makes itself, but it taste like shit
I wish for courage/confidence...
17 Name: Ghostrick : 2016-04-02 12:46 ID:QNBZwDWa [Del]
You gain so much courage you don't even wear clothing. EVERYWHERE!
I wish Konami could get their act together
18 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-02 16:00 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>17 Granted, but just as they do, they go bankrupt.
I wish it weren't so fucking windy.
19 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-02 19:37 ID:THaCjufA [Del]
It's now stormy.
I wish I stopped using "I wish" at the start of wishes.
20 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-02 21:39 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>19 Granted, you no longer get to make wishes for the rest of your life. What a sad, meaningless existence.
I wish for more BL.
21 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-02 22:11 ID:THaCjufA [Del]
It's fucking horrible.
I can still make wishes if I command for them to happen...so, GIMME ALL YOUR CASH AND PUT IT IN THIS BAG!
22 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-04-03 01:20 ID:Qz8k334W [Del]
Granted, here's five bucks.
I wish to be a professional warranty voider.
23 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-04-03 05:30 ID:THaCjufA [Del]
People beat you to death, unsurprising why.
I wish the water I drink would be slightly poisonous, so that I would die by liver and kidney failure after 4 or so years of drinking it.
24 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-04-03 05:34 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>23 You really dun wanna be an adult aye? Granted. You die by liver and kidney failure but then an alchemist pops by and gives you the elixir of life and restores you. Then you go on to create a 4th season for Cardcaptor Sakura, then die by over-work/exhaustion.
I wish I could talk to my siblings
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26 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-03 07:59 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>24 Granted, but you find it awkward to relate with them now, all of the sudden. It gets so uncomfortable that you decide to just forego talking to family altogether.
I wish for the gift that keeps on giving.
27 Name: Magnus !8iiwTV2N2I : 2016-04-03 12:26 ID:cG1NnEtW [Del]
>>26 you receive an adorable puppy......that shits eternally
I wish to live in a fairytale
28 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-03 16:22 ID:uTE56WDz [Del]
>>27 You get eaten by a dragon.
I wish I had a better phone.
29 Name: Kota !vce9k81JrQ : 2016-04-03 16:43 ID:DVDj859u [Del]
Granted! Though, the screen is already partly broken.
I wish I could ace every test without studying
30 Name: Savarin : 2016-04-03 19:13 ID:cetE2mSh [Del]
>>29 Granted, But you did this by cheating, so you get caught and got expelled.
I wish that I could make cold inedible spaghetti.
31 Name: Yaksha : 2016-04-03 19:38 ID:gVp3PDsy [Del]
Granted. But you try to eat it anyway and you get poisoned.
I wish for money
32 Name: Savarin : 2016-04-03 20:51 ID:BcBhuzo9 [Del]
>>31 You did not get the reference i am now disappointed.
Granted, You get a single monopoly paper dollar.
I wish people get Undertale references.
33 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-03 22:05 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>32 Granted, everyone has now played Undertale and understand all of its references and now they're nothing special.
I wish life wasn't an rich bastard who wants to suck every dime I have.
34 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-03 23:17 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
Granted life is no longer rich, so now everyone has money... Money then is no longer considered a form of currency
I wish i was vegan
35 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-03 23:38 ID:THaCjufA [Del]
Yeah, trees are vegan, aren't they?
I wish that life would suddenly kill everyone, but at different times. Then someone realizes that someone is actually behind the killings, but too late as he dies right before he can bring the person to justice.
36 Name: kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-04 03:50 ID:q8rFhaHK [Del]
>>35 granted. that person who realized everything is you.
I wish to ethereal.
37 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-04 05:28 ID:THaCjufA [Del]
>>36 Woot, I'm L.
Yeah......you jump off a cliff, thinking you're safe. But right before you hit the bottom, you become normal again.
I wish that dogs hunted down every last feline.
38 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-04-04 05:39 ID:P1UzFYww [Del]
>>37The mutts misheard feline as homo sapien.
I wish this thread would cease to exist.
39 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-04 05:42 ID:THaCjufA [Del]
>>38 Time to email the admin....
Well, I wish water ceased to exist. As in, 2 hydrogens can no longer bond with 1 oxygen.
40 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-04 07:56 ID:HIHCLp0Y [Del]
>>39 Granted, water no longer exists and we all become martians.
I wish my Humanities class would get cancelled.
41 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-04 08:00 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>39 Well, you just killed everything on Earth. You bastard.
I wish I had less of a hair-trigger temper.
42 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-04 09:40 ID:HIHCLp0Y [Del]
>>41 Granted, your trigger is now even thinner than a hair.
43 Name: Magnus !8iiwTV2N2I : 2016-04-04 09:59 ID:cG1NnEtW [Del]
>>42 I wish you wished for something :s
44 Name: Ghostrick!62l361pwAI : 2016-04-04 10:48 ID:fMpMQBAw [Del]
>>43 Granted, They now wish for you and your descendants to have horrible luck for the rest of eternity
I wish for nothing
45 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-04 10:52 ID:W2DZf/00 [Del]
>>43 granted,
>>42 wished for humanities class to end in post
>>40 and no one granted the wish,
I wish for someone to grant
>>40's wish
46 Name: Magnus !8iiwTV2N2I : 2016-04-04 11:14 ID:zn3II9RZ [Del]
>>45 granted
>>40's wish(whatever it was), but it comes with a price....
YOUR LIFE!
I wish I can think of better wishes
47 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-04 11:36 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>46 Granted, you come up with better wishes, but everyone's pales in comparison to yours so now everyone hates you.
I wish I hadn't failed my Humanities exam.
48 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-04 11:37 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
#46 granted, you can think of better wishes. You can think of them all the time. Your wish is granted so of course you CAN think of better wishes. But will actually ever make a better wish. Will you actually think of one. You have the ability to think of them, but do you have the will to do it... So all in all, you can think of better wishes, but in the end you choose not to, 'cause there are other things you can do with your time instead.
I wish i was a roll of toilet paper
49 Name: Magnus !8iiwTV2N2I : 2016-04-04 11:39 ID:0MBZIrLc [Del]
>>47 granted, but you stop attending classes
I wish I had a boyfriend :P
50 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-04 11:41 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>48 Granted, you are now a roll of toilet paper, but instead of being used for its intended purpose you are set on fire and burned. Congratulations.
See
>>47 for my wish.
51 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-04 11:42 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
(dang it, forgot to refresh)
>>47 granted you didn't fail your humanities exam, because you never took it.. You missed out on humanities because you were in a coma and dreaming it all, you just woke up and realized you never took that course. Sadly you do not know any body either, 'cause you were in a coma for several years.
I wish i was a roll of toilet paper
52 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-04 11:45 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>48 granted
>>49 granted you have a boyfriend, he's just a blow up doll though
I wish i was a door
53 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-04 11:46 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
*
>>50 i mean, granted, see
>>52
54 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-04 11:50 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>52 Granted, you are a door...but wait actually you are a jar! Hahaha...
I wish Tree would get the wish granting straight.
55 Name: Magnus !8iiwTV2N2I : 2016-04-04 12:10 ID:7Wvii4JL [Del]
>>54 granted, he makes you gay though...
I wish my rl friends become dollar members...
56 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-04 13:40 ID:NN+0KYJ7 [Del]
>>55 granted, but they get way too into it and won't shut up about it
I wish I had something cool to do at lunch
57 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-04 13:46 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>56 Granted. You chill out... in a freezer. Hope lunch is nice.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
58 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-04 14:09 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>57 Granted, you no longer have a head.
I wish I hadn't dumped so much bleach into my laundry out of spite.
59 Name: SeJathro : 2016-04-04 14:20 ID:8KtTNAje [Del]
All the people close to me died.
I become God.
60 Name: Ghostrick!62l361pwAI : 2016-04-04 17:04 ID:fMpMQBAw [Del]
>>58 Granted, you dump bleach down your throat in spite
I wish somebody would grant my earlier wish
61 Name: Savarin : 2016-04-04 17:40 ID:BcBhuzo9 [Del]
>>60 Granted, But when someone time travelled to your earlier wish to grant it, it ruined the whole timeline.
>>59 You became a god, But you abused your magical powers and got banished by the god of all gods, Lord Jebus.
I wish that I would have some fried ice cream right now.
62 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-04 19:06 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>61 Granted, but not the kind you think. It's really just vanilla ice cream that got thrown in a deep fryer. Basically, it's nothing.
I wish I could skip tomorrow.
63 Name: Savarin : 2016-04-04 21:06 ID:B3DwMe1V [Del]
>>62 Granted, but now today is tomorrow and tomorrow is today.
I wish that I could stop constantly granting wishes.
64 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-04 22:34 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>63 Granted, you are no longer a cool, magical genie. Just a boring old human on the inter webs.
I wish for less homework.
65 Name: kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-04 22:48 ID:cXSlT8bN [Del]
granted. you no longer have to work on it at home. thus its no longer called "homework". you now have MORE ASSIGNMENTS, and you have to do it right away.
i wish that the man im in love with dies together with my feelings for him.
66 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-04 23:13 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>65 Granted, as soon as your loved one dies you stop caring about him and anything he meant to you.
I wish for a more sleeping time.
67 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-04 23:38 ID:THaCjufA [Del]
K,you sleep. No one wakes you up though...
I wish for good LN/WN recommendations. And no BL
68 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-04 23:46 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>67 Granted, you discover Google and find hundreds of websites dedicated to LN/WN recommendations. You feel stupid for not knowing about this amazing search engine before.
I wish I had a bigger bed.
69 Name: Pale : 2016-04-04 23:47 ID:Q9p0VmWE (Image: 1051x740 jpg, 510 kb) [Del]
I wish for the almighty Cthulhu to rise up and enslave us all :D #cthulhu4president
70 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-04 23:51 ID:THaCjufA [Del]
>>68 I've done that before, but you didn't seem to find the word "good" in my wish. BTW, you're bed is of lava.
>>69 You die.
I wish for someone to explain what football is.
71 Name: Bastion : 2016-04-04 23:53 ID:ySPVSkC0 [Del]
>>68 granted, you now have a head so large that you can't walk normally and are constantly falling over into traffic or off of cliffs.
I wish I had a car.
72 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-05 00:27 ID:YqEpiYKv [Del]
>>71 granted but you total it the first time you try to drive it
I wish I could speak with my cat
73 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-04-05 01:31 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>72 Granted, you horribly regret it as you end up finding it plans on killing you the next day.
I wish I could doodle on people's face from the Dollars Face Time Exhibition thread.
74 Name: kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-05 02:00 ID:cXSlT8bN [Del]
>>73 granted. you can use
thisi wish Mani would shut his mouth from my thread in personal.
75 Name: kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-05 03:01 ID:cXSlT8bN [Del]
>>74 he already did.. guess i have to change my wish.
i wish to be just me. with the man i like dying in vain.
76 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-05 15:56 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
No one even bothered to do NZP's wish. C'mon, guys.
>>70 Granted, but you still won't get it.
I wish people were more observant.
77 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-05 16:05 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>76 Granted, everyone is so observant they notice every single one of your flaws. You die of shame.
I wish I had a working ceiling fan hanging from my ceiling.
78 Name: CeltysCat : 2016-04-05 16:09 ID:DUz+lDw4 [Del]
>>77 granted, it works so well that it goes too fast, and fly's off the ceiling, crushing you in the process
I wish I had the motivation to read this awful ap English book
79 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-05 16:26 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>78 Granted, you have the motivation to read an awful AP English book, but once you finish you realize that no one cares and it was a complete waste of your time.
I wish for longer chapters in yaoi manga.
80 Name: Scar-Chan : 2016-04-05 17:09 ID:lbZOUoe5 [Del]
I wish for more Season's of O.H.S.H.C
81 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-06 08:10 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>80 Not how this works. Read the goddamn original post.
>>79 Granted, but they never get to the parts you wanna see, and instead prattle about with inconsequential material.
I wish I could control the weather.
82 Name: blaze kun : 2016-04-06 09:00 ID:joZoOIWF [Del]
I wish girls love add my kik blaze2349
83 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-06 09:23 ID:HIHCLp0Y [Del]
>>81 Granted, you can control the weather, however when you're making a rainstorm you get struck by lightning and die.
I wish newbies would grant/corrupt the previous wishes before making their own stupid wishes.
84 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-06 12:42 ID:+bPoWotu [Del]
>>83 granted, they grant the last wish but don't make one themselves!
I wish my skin was always perfect!
85 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-04-06 12:59 ID:Qz8k334W [Del]
>>84 Granted, poachers hunt you for it.
I wish I knew what to talk about on today's radio interview.
86 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-06 13:12 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>85 Granted, you talk about this wishing thread. Everyone thinks you're weird because of it.
I wish for something that could get rid of bleach stains.
87 Name: Ghostrick!62l361pwAI : 2016-04-06 14:42 ID:fMpMQBAw [Del]
>>86 Granted, You are given hydrochloric acid but accidentally spill some on your face
I wish for Donald Trump to face off against Kanye West in a battle of egos
88 Name: Shi no kori : 2016-04-07 00:39 ID:Z+o0bENZ [Del]
>>87Granted but the winner becomes president for two terms.
I wish I had a zanpaktou to the design I have drawn in real life along with the specification written in my notebook.
89 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-07 09:39 ID:HIHCLp0Y [Del]
>>88 Your Zanpaktou kills you.
I wish this dress was a size smaller.
90 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-07 11:32 ID:VppaFPFh [Del]
>>89 granted but it happens to be Opposite Day and it grows a size larger.
I wish we didn't have to go outside in the heat for PE now that it's spring! DX
91 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-07 14:30 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>90 Granted, but they crank up the heat inside the gym, so it's actually a lot worse than being outside. The doors are locked for the duration of class, and you can't take a break for a second.
I wish my dog would stop eating his own shit. It's just disgusting.
92 Name: Weems!qOZ/MagevI : 2016-04-07 17:04 ID:E1ZX1NUu [Del]
>>91 Your wish is granted. Now he just eats the shit of other dogs.
I wish to change the word wish to Floopnard.
93 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-07 21:45 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>92 Granted, we now use the word "floopnard" instead of "wish" and now everyone sounds stupid. Congratulations.
I floopnard to change the word "floopnard" to "wish."
94 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-08 04:41 ID:o7WrbAdr [Del]
>>93 granted. your floopnard to change word "floopnard" back into "wish" is granted.. and we both sounded stupid.
I wish to remember my tripcode when im on phone..
95 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-08 07:24 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>94 Granted, but you'll forget something more valuable. Like the faces of your loved ones, or their names, or your name... or how to breath.
I wish my shift would end earlier than it will today.
96 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-08 07:26 ID:HIHCLp0Y [Del]
>>95 Granted, your shifted ended early and now you're broke from not working full shifts.
I wish people would stop using "How are you?" as a greeting instead of a question.
97 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-08 14:10 ID:VppaFPFh [Del]
>>96 granted but now they use greetings as questions.
I wish I could choose more electives for registration!
98 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-08 14:57 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>97 Granted, but the options you get don't interest you at all, and the ones that do are closed off due to lack of interest.
I wish it actually felt like spring, instead of late fall/early winter.
99 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-08 21:05 ID:URkblY/d [Del]
>>98 granted.. so much with the spring atmosphere. it suddenly started raining heavily and your town was flash-flooded and nothing remained.. including you.
I wish that my employers and clients would understand that designers/layout artists are not their photoshop puppets. T^T
100 Name: Kisin : 2016-04-08 21:38 ID:ytrVpBnP [Del]
>>99 Granted. Now your clients and Employers are too shy to ask for anything and now you are all put of jobs.
I wish I could be dictator of my country.
101 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-10 07:19 ID:B+ZYGyxD [Del]
>>100 best granted wish of my life~ I'm like their new boss now! Muwahahahaha
102 Name: Amaterasu : 2016-04-10 16:14 ID:L1IE0wnj [Del]
>>100 Granted.But all the people of your country is missing . You're alone.
I wish to be alone.
103 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-04-10 16:55 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>102 Granted. After you assassinate Kisin, you become alone in your own country.
I wish I had the ability to run away to places without people noticing.
104 Name: Kisin !RaAAAAaGEs : 2016-04-10 18:27 ID:wfsL84Gz [Del]
>>103Granted.
On day one of your adventure you get your leg crushed under a boulder and you slowly die a painful death because no one noticed you were gone.
I wish all of my assignments (past and present) were done.
105 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-04-10 20:06 ID:sdlOLXbl [Del]
>>104 <3
Granted, but all your assignments from the past become undone.
Well....I wish the guy always sitting next to me in class gets enthusiastic during our conversation. Actually, I wish we just HAD a proper conversation.
106 Name: NHK : 2016-04-10 21:59 ID:Nx+JWA4l [Del]
I wish my gf will be at my home alot this summer. I also wish she makes something to eat for me for the first time i hope shes a good cook cuz im out of wishes from just having a gf .
107 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-10 22:36 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>105 Granted, all he talks about though are things you find uninteresting.
>>106 Granted, you spend a lot of time with your GF but then you guys are constantly arguing.
I wish people would stop shoving merchandise on the top shelf without permission at work.
108 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-11 02:07 ID:hsZAYe2I [Del]
>>107 granted.. they would start shoving the bottom (shelf)
gosh that sounds BL-ish...
i wish for good BL Manga that I haven't read yet that they would go for the hots immediately.
109 Name: gone : 2016-04-11 04:07 ID:E6I0Er8n [Del]
I wish for the guy I like to break up with his girlfriend and give me a chance
110 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-11 04:12 ID:d/7w88hW [Del]
>>109 Why are you ignoring MY wish?? grr..
111 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-11 07:34 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>108 I got your wish right here. Unfortunately, "the hots" last all of a page and take a very dark turn immediately after. It would be like reading a BL Manga that turns into Parasyte.
I wish the rain would go away, and come again another day.
112 Name: Kisin !RaAAAAaGEs : 2016-04-11 09:02 ID:I2isA+fJ [Del]
>>111Granted. The rain, although saddened, left. It came back for revenge on the day of your beach wedding. Due to the amount of time it had to wait for revenge, it ended up being one of the worst hurricanes in history. :)
I wish I could drop out of school and just be a successful artist.
113 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-11 09:57 ID:HIHCLp0Y [Del]
>>109 Granted, you break apart soul mates to get your chance, but of course it doesn't work out.
>>112 Granted, you are a moderately successful artist, but also a baka who lacks the ability to understand the maths and business that would make you an even MORE successful artist.
I wish for infinite wishes.
114 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-11 12:27 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>112 Plus side: I got a beach wedding for at least a few minutes!
>>113 Granted, but they can only be fish related. You could wish for tuna, or salmon, or cod... just different types of fish, really. But hey, infinite fish! Good luck storing it all.
I wish I could make up my mind as to which story I turn in for my last story for Creative Writing.
115 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-11 22:02 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>114 Granted, you finally decide on the right story and you get an F on it.
I wish human beings weren't so fucking stupid.
116 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-11 22:42 ID:v3Tikpb3 [Del]
>>115 Granted. they stop being like you.
i wish that a girl's crush would like her and she will tell him that she like his best friend and that they will be close and he keeps falling in love with her but she dies in the end.
117 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-11 22:55 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>116 Granted, it's called "Your Lie in April" and you will get your shredded to pieces.
I wish to was easier to write.
118 Name: NHK : 2016-04-11 23:01 ID:Nx+JWA4l [Del]
117 granted ps4 just look it wrote itself but it has a habit of changing the words sometimes at the end an making you look dum .
119 Name: Hatash!HATStoI1IE : 2016-04-11 23:29 ID:qOUzgxf6 [Del]
Since
>>118 didn't make a wish.
I wish for a 50' Monitor screen.
120 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-11 23:33 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>119 Granted, but then suddenly a baseball goes flying through the window! What does it hit!? The brand new 50' monitor screen! The crowd goes crae.
I wish I had the energy to write more BLs.
121 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-12 00:35 ID:1Wrq1HKv [Del]
Granted, BLs as in Blatant Lies
I wish i was a pair of shoes
122 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-12 00:42 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>121 Granted, you are worn and then proceed to get covered in shit. Congratulations.
I wish this mac&cheese actually had cheese and not breadcrumbs.
123 Name: Lunak : 2016-04-12 16:26 ID:etkGerUO [Del]
Granted, it has moldy goat cheese.
I wish I had an overly attached girlfriend.
124 Name: TheSilentKid : 2016-04-12 20:46 ID:DFEdHHIw [Del]
>>123 Granted, but she gets too overly attached and kills everyone else you know
I wish i could play Yu-gi-oh well
125 Name: NHK : 2016-04-12 22:00 ID:Nx+JWA4l [Del]
124 Granted go to a hobby shop inside a mall the usually have tournaments in the back watch umm i Couldn't but maybe you can . I wish for more girls to play black ops 3 Don't have to be hot just not make want to smash my ps4
126 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-13 09:46 ID:HIHCLp0Y [Del]
>>125 Granted, now Black Ops 3 is a game played only by girls. You are considered super weird for playing a girl's game.
I wish I had the pig dissection chart that is required for my BioLab.
127 Name: TheSilentKid : 2016-04-13 10:37 ID:DFEdHHIw [Del]
>>126 Granted, but the diagram is an abstract painting, and you can't make sense of any of it.
I wish Mechs were a common, everyday thing.
128 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-13 13:01 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>127 Granted, you get caught in the crossfire between two fighting and you die.
I wish my boots would stop giving me blisters.
129 Name: Sigma Lux : 2016-04-13 16:12 ID:NtMvKXv6 [Del]
>>128 granted: your boots are now little monsters that will eat your entire foot in one bite.
I wish humans didn´t need sleep.
130 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-13 16:29 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>129 Granted, but now they have to pee four times as often.
I wish circumstances would stop getting in my way.
131 Name: Lunak : 2016-04-13 16:43 ID:etkGerUO [Del]
Granted, but now porcupines get in your way.
I wish I was god.
132 Name: Kisin !RaAAAAaGEs : 2016-04-13 17:24 ID:Is6mwrBp [Del]
>>131Granted. You are god and you have imense power but you can only use it if someome prays to you..and now everyone in the world is now an atheist.
I wish I wasn't sick.
133 Post deleted by user.
134 Name: TheSilentKid : 2016-04-13 17:28 ID:DFEdHHIw [Del]
>>132 goddammit, that reply showed up when I replied.
Granted, now you're dead.
I wish i could stay motivated
135 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-13 22:13 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>134 Granted, your now so motivated you become a motivational speaker and everyone calls you a douchebag behind your back.
I wish N64 games would be remastered so they can be played on the current consoles.
136 Name: Kayris : 2016-04-14 13:37 ID:4AOiWwkU [Del]
>>135 Granted, but they are a one time use only.
I wish my business statistics class was over.
137 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-14 17:55 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>136 Granted, but there is now an addendum to your required curriculum: business statistics II. Have fun doing even more statistics.
In a similar vein, I wish I didn't have to calculate these D scores by hand...
138 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-14 18:58 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>137 Granted you have to do them with your feet.
I wish for more fun things to do.
139 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-14 22:57 ID:ohTpa9CP [Del]
>>138 granted.. you find eating yourself fun..
i wish for communism..
140 Post deleted by user.
141 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-14 23:46 ID:R/4LMUHN [Del]
>>139 Everyone dies of starvation.
I want a ten-foot pole.
142 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-15 00:30 ID:BiXf5IQq [Del]
143 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-04-15 01:35 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>141 Granted. Mary Poppins takes one out of her black-hole bag but now she is forever going to be your nanny.
I wish I could lucid dream at will.
144 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-15 04:31 ID:R/4LMUHN [Del]
>>142 First thing that came to mind.
>>143 You're a self-serving masochist. Every dream is a horror.
I wish I would read things without thinking so much.
145 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-15 04:53 ID:/1dlJ8VD [Del]
>>144 UNACCEPTABLE!!!
Granted! You end up reading the minds of your relatives while they are having sex, and you don't even want to think about it, but the stimuli keeps getting inside your mind!
since my grantor last time didn't researched it..
Communism is the best thing in the WORLD!!!
I WISH FOR COMMUNISM!!
146 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-15 07:24 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>145 Granted, but like all communist regimes in history, it'll get bastardized by someone into a totalitarian regime. Say hello to Stalin II, everybody! OR ELSE.
I wish I weren't sick.
147 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-15 07:54 ID:R/4LMUHN [Del]
>>146 You now have 1 leg and no arms.
I wish I was sad.
148 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-15 08:02 ID:0a+UQPRS [Del]
>>147 Granted, you kill yourself.
I wish my teacher wasn't going over monks and shit... (He's wearing a monk's robe and playing Gregorian chants)...
149 Name: Ghostrick!62l361pwAI : 2016-04-15 08:56 ID:ez4KI+MW [Del]
Granted, he instead becomes a pastafarian who sacrifices your entire class to the almighty Spaghetti Lord
I wish for a more beneficial wish
150 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-15 10:31 ID:ch6863N1 [Del]
>>149 Granted, your wish is more beneficial but only to you and it makes everyone else's life unbearable.
I wish for an A in Biology!
151 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-04-15 11:04 ID:rjl8lV2b [Del]
You got an A, along wit F, I and L.
I wish someone would invent a new type of dere.
152 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-15 11:29 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>151 Granted, Nekodere, the dere who is constantly planning world domination, but fails to achieve all goals by sleeping too much.
I wish breaking the third wall was more popular.
153 Name: Boggy : 2016-04-15 11:58 ID:lfyISJqW [Del]
I wish for a world of only good people.
154 Name: Delithius : 2016-04-15 12:59 ID:g/x+zCEk [Del]
I wish people would try to understand how others feel instead of telling them to simply get over their anxiety and depression
155 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-15 13:28 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
Oh for fucks sakes, really!?
Okay,
>>153 Granted, we all live in the universe of The Host, it sucks.
>>154 People now understand how others feel, but they no longer have any sympathy towards depression and anxiety, Get over it.
And just for kicks
>>152 Then it just becomes some stupid, hipster bullshit.
I wish newbs would grant/corrupt the wishes before making their own.
156 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-15 17:03 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>155 Awwww, Nyanka, you corrupted your own wish...
Need a hug? (>'-')>
Granted, but more newbies will always replace them, and they will inexorably not follow the goddamn rules.
I wish I didn't waste two hours on calculations only to realize I had been treating certain datum incorrectly, rendering my calculations completely incorrect themselves... I'm only a little mad about it. >_<"
157 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-15 22:19 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>156 Granted, you never realized that you were doing them wrong.
I wish my cats could live with me.
158 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-16 02:39 ID:GBVqAdme [Del]
You could actually create a story out of this wishing thread.. and tbh.. Nyanka is the best Grantor/Corruptor of wishes. so I'll make her the main Character.. *winks*
XD
>>157 Granted.. the cats poop 7 times an hour inside and outside your house and you have to clean it..
I wish time would stop and let me finish all of my layouts..
159 Name: TheSilentKid !QuietX61gI : 2016-04-16 05:10 ID:DFEdHHIw [Del]
>>158 Granted, time stops, along with you and you aren't able to finish your stuff
I wish for more manga
160 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-04-16 05:21 ID:rjl8lV2b [Del]
You get mango instead.
I wish the world would be rid of pomegranates
161 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-16 06:54 ID:zjBmofOR [Del]
Granted.. thy're being rid of together with cats..
i wish.. someone else wish for me..
162 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-16 07:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>161 Granted, but someone else has to wish for me.
So yeah, someone else wish for me.
163 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-16 07:26 ID:R/4LMUHN [Del]
>>162 I wish that Enigami sucks.
Eh, well. Look up.
164 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-16 08:42 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>163 Granted, Enigami sucks your dick. You're both guys right, otherwise it's a deal breaker fufufu.
I wish people would start making their own wishes again. ;)
165 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-16 17:48 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>164 Sure thing, Nyanka, you fucked-up deviant! But in order for this to occur, you lose all wishing rights. Oh well...
I wish peeps could get their minds outta the gutter.
166 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-16 19:44 ID:d7ZcLBnY [Del]
>>165 Granted, now their minds are "stuck up your ass"
Since I no longer have wishing rights I'll from here on out just corrupt muhahaha!
167 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-16 23:14 ID:R/4LMUHN [Del]
Shut the fuck up.
Anyway, getting this back on track, I wish for bitcoins.
168 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-16 23:40 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>167 Granted, but you can only spend them on BDSM merch.
169 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-17 03:11 ID:2TpCHEuq [Del]
I wish Nyanka would be given back her rights to wish, but it should be only about Cats and Boy's Love.. *winks*
170 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-17 09:52 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>169 Granted, this wishing thread just got even more corrupted.
I wish Xi would just kiss Jian Yi in 19 Days already.
171 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-04-17 10:06 ID:rjl8lV2b [Del]
The manga ends as soon as they do.
I wish birds would start eating frogs.
172 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-17 10:26 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted, but then birds get eaten not by cats, but dogs, showing up felines the world over.
I wish I had a death wish.
173 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-17 11:23 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>172 Granted, you wish for the person you care most about to die and then they do. You live with the regret.
I wish there were more BL novels and manga in the States.
174 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-04-17 11:49 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted. Now the characters have taken over the world. They were brought to life by you. More and more came.Aliens turned the characters into evil soldiers. You regret causing this yaoi apocalypse.
I wish I could draw manga.
175 Name: Shizukana : 2016-04-17 13:40 ID:Yr9F5fzt [Del]
Granted. Now you can only draw in manga style not to mention manga is now banned all over the world anyone seen drawing it will be sentenced to life.
I wish I wasn't so awkward
176 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-17 16:45 ID:d7ZcLBnY [Del]
>>175 Granted, you're so comfortable around other people now that you walk around nude.
I wish cats were the dominant species on Earth.
177 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-17 17:33 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>176 Granted, and they slaughter all humans, regardless of their affiliations. Hope being a cat-person was worth it while they were subordinate, because they will take no prisoners.
I wish I had a beer right now.
178 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-17 20:12 ID:d7ZcLBnY [Del]
>>177 Granted, you die of intoxication.
I wish cats were worshipped as our true overlords.
179 Name: Keiner !qakKYuplDs : 2016-04-17 20:31 ID:tgNRaBtG [Del]
I wish people turn into cats.
180 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-17 20:47 ID:1d058p7A [Del]
>>178 Granted, you are their least favorite human
I wish I had a personal clone that was super good at all my school subjects and did all my tests for me (including the math map test on Tuesday!).
181 Name: Bastion : 2016-04-17 21:10 ID:ySPVSkC0 [Del]
Granted, he soon becomes more popular than you've ever been, and to cover his tracks he kills you and buries the body.
I wish I had the best computer in the world.
182 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-17 21:25 ID:YDbBl6wG [Del]
>>181 granted .. you have best computer in the world.. but you're in an abandoned island without electricity and internet.
>>179 granted.. you turn into catfood along with it..
i wish i could finish my layout in time..
183 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-17 21:26 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>181 Granted, however you can only use it look up smexy BLs.
Again I wish cats were worshipped as our true overlords.
184 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-17 21:31 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>182 Granted, you finish it in time, but then fail to turn it in.
See
>>183 AND
>>178
185 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-18 07:41 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>184>>178 was already corrupted, so
>>183 was completely redundant.
I'm beginning to think you and Neko are just the same person...
But, if you wanna wish for the same thing again, I'll corrupt for you. Sure, cats are worshipped as our overlords, but they are overthrown by the rest of the animal kingdom for being greedy despots. An election is held, and it is decided that dolphins rule the world, being one of the more intelligent non-apes.
I wish I were already done with finals, and that I aced them all.
186 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-18 07:48 ID:0a+UQPRS [Del]
>>185 Granted, you got those A'S by having sexual relations with your teachers. Scandal outbreaks and you are expelled and the teachers fired.
I wish bible belts didn't exist so BLs would be more read.
187 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-04-18 07:53 ID:rjl8lV2b [Del]
>>185I'm too sleepy to type that often.
188 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-18 08:06 ID:RO2gFd67 [Del]
>>186 No one reads them either way.
Fuck this shit, fuck all of this. Fuck you, you ,you and even you over there. Fuck it.
189 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-18 08:16 ID:0a+UQPRS [Del]
>>188 Granted, everything/one is getting fucked by you. You are going to be quite busy.
190 Name: Odd !R8Drjv3vFc : 2016-04-18 15:16 ID:ch6863N1 [Del]
I wish we had super fancy lunch at school for the same price it is now.
191 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-18 21:55 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>190 Granted, super fancy much coming right up served with dicks. Cow dicks, pig dicks, and all the other dicks that are considered delicacies AND for the same price as the current lunches, what a steal!
I wish more BLs were made into anime.
192 Name: Magnus !8iiwTV2N2I : 2016-04-19 04:39 ID:WCwaPPhu [Del]
>>191 granted, the animation and voice acting sucks.....
I wish I find "mr celty" again... (omo )
193 Name: Chizuru : 2016-04-19 06:08 ID:2y5V/H07 [Del]
i wish every single durarara!! light novel would get localized quickly so i could read it without hassle/have to read summaries...
194 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-19 07:18 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>193 You have to corrupt the previous person's wish first. Read the rules for Christ's sakes.
>>192 Granted, but "Mr. Celty" turns out to be kind of a dick. You regret ever wanting to run into them again.
I wish I didn't feel so on edge right now.
195 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-04-19 08:31 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>194 Granted, you finally get a boner.
I wish I was a pro-conversationist
196 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-19 09:05 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>195 Granted, you're great at conversations but no one wants to talk to you anyway :/
I wish BL characters lived in our reality and not just in manga/books/anime.
197 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-04-19 09:38 ID:eZpmrfxZ (Image: 267x189 jpg, 11 kb) [Del]
>>196 Is this good enough?....
198 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-19 12:49 ID:0a+UQPRS [Del]
>>197 Close enough. Dat ass grab tho >.>
You should make your wish.
199 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-19 23:01 ID:vZP4Z2SB [Del]
>>197 The best thing I've seen today.
200 Name: Magnus !8iiwTV2N2I : 2016-04-20 06:08 ID:AR44QBfb [Del]
since no one made a wish Im going to corrupt
>>196 's wish twice!! >:D
>>196 they become real...your next door neighbor will be pico
I wish I had better crafting skills
201 Name: Mondai !AbyssUIznE : 2016-04-20 07:37 ID:RJlC2CYy [Del]
Granted, you find you're surprisingly talented at making balloon animals
I wish I had more time
202 Post deleted by user.
203 Name: Shiro W. : 2016-04-20 07:46 ID:IL6vcbFf [Del]
Congrats
>>201 you can nw stop time, but only while listening to justin beiber singing party in the usa.
i wish i could speak any language.
204 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-04-20 08:10 ID:hTEMb+0+ [Del]
Granted but you become mute, blind and deaf.
I wish all humans become trees.
205 Name: Crismonlock : 2016-04-20 08:35 ID:aHVVl+7g [Del]
Granted, but then there's a giant wild fire due to a lightning strike and everyone dies. (this includes you because you are a tree as well... you are a human)
I wish for a unicorn
206 Name: Peale~ : 2016-04-20 10:17 ID:Q7zEZWDR [Del]
>>205 Granted but the unicorn has to be put down
I wish for inhumane strength
207 Name: TheSilentKid !QuietX61gI : 2016-04-20 10:47 ID:DFEdHHIw [Del]
>>206 Granted, your strength is inhumane, as you can't even lift your own arms.
I wish for cool coats.
208 Name: Happy7520 : 2016-04-20 12:52 ID:eApxy9C/ [Del]
i wish the person i love will love me back.
209 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-20 15:23 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>207 Granted, you get some shitty, old coats shipped to you in ice.
>>208 Granted, but then you find out that they are actually unstable and he/she tries to kills you.
I wish I worked in a manga shop that only sold BLs and cat manga.
210 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-20 16:00 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>209 Christ, is this all you talk about?
Granted, but the lease is bought by a bigger company and the store closes after just a day of business.
I wish I always felt zen.
211 Name: Magnus !8iiwTV2N2I : 2016-04-20 17:44 ID:/ZuotZKb [Del]
>>210 granted, but you die instantly
I wish I could control myself when it comes to budgeting xD
212 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-20 19:27 ID:GFZM3wMI [Del]
>>210 granted, but you control yourself too much and pay as little as possible, you are super cheap. Most of your stuff is crap and from a dumpster out back, but your change jar is full.
I wish I had something like a pill I could take that made up for not sleeping.
213 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-20 21:44 ID:8j8KpwB+ [Del]
>>212 granted. scientists discovers caffeine pills that let's you not sleep forever. and when you die, your eyes are still open.
I wish that people would read the fucking FAQs before posting their shit in the missions board.
214 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-21 07:17 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>213 Granted, but they don't pay attention to what they post on literally any of the other boards, pissing off everyone (which is kinda inevitable, really).
I wish I had a pet anteater.
215 Name: Shiro W. : 2016-04-21 08:49 ID:IL6vcbFf [Del]
>>214 Granted but when you go to feed it you an ant uprising begins, then both you and your pet are sacrificed to our ant overlords.
I wish I could program my own AI
216 Name: Crismonlock : 2016-04-21 08:58 ID:aHVVl+7g [Del]
>>215 Granted... but it only draws a circle.
I wish i got 100% on all my biomed work.
217 Name: Dr Madori : 2016-04-21 09:13 ID:IL6vcbFf [Del]
>>216 Granted, but your professor is so impressed with your work that he is inspired to create his own super solder serum, releasing on your classroom in a fit of insanity and causing the zombie apocalypse.
I wish I had a new hat.
218 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-21 10:36 ID:3izoIN8I [Del]
>>217 Granted, its a fedora.
I wish I was good at starting and maintaining conversations.
219 Name: anasty !KIoAn5GoCQ : 2016-04-21 10:49 ID:sfIDcFfh [Del]
>>218 Granted, but your first and last conversation never ends.
I wish I'm an only child.
220 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-21 12:40 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>219 Granted. You kill your siblings to make it so. Your parents turn on you out of high disgust and hate.
I wish I could get Saturday over with.
221 Name: Kayris : 2016-04-21 13:12 ID:4AOiWwkU [Del]
>>220 Granted, but it skips to Monday.
I wish I didn't have to take psychology.
222 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-04-21 14:19 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>221 Granted, but the only other class that had an opening was AP Trigonometry, and tyou are assigned so much homework that it makes you want to kill yourself.
I wish I could take AP Government.
223 Name: Ayumi nakada : 2016-04-21 21:27 ID:WJuVAMB4 [Del]
Granted, but in order to clear a spot in your seclude to take it you ended up also taking extra (insert least favorite class here) classes
I wish I wasn't constantly in between feeling like I have no time in my life and way too much time in my life
224 Name: Dr Midori : 2016-04-21 21:36 ID:jx9LW4jv [Del]
>>223 Granted, however now you will either miss several days at a time slowly skiping in time forward to your inevitable demise, or you will pause at any boring moment only to make your life feel like an eternity.
I wish i wasn't stuck in a fedora.
225 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-22 07:11 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>224 Granted, but you're now stuck in a Trilby.
I wish I knew how to give a damn, literally.
226 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-22 07:45 ID:I9kzCQYQ [Del]
Turns out a D.A.M.N. is a Deliciously Awesome Marshmallow Nachos. Everyone loves you after making them, but at the same time, the price you pay for making it is that you slowly turn into a D.A.M.N. Everyone rips you apart for the food you contain.
I wish for a dozen seconds of apathy and peace.
227 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-22 08:13 ID:+05sZ4oH [Del]
>>210 see
>>169>>226 Granted, but to get those 12 seconds you have to star in a BL, a very smutty one.
I wish people depicted God with cat ears.
228 Name: Dr Madori : 2016-04-22 11:47 ID:IL6vcbFf (Image: 211x239 jpg, 7 kb) [Del]
Granted
>>227 ^
I wish i knew what BL meant.
229 Name: Party Poison !uucIbqjoOQ : 2016-04-22 13:08 ID:W2D0JBIN [Del]
>>228 Granted, but now you're obsessed with it. Posters of animu boys kissing cover everything you own. You only wear tshirts starring your favorite semes and ukes. Your friends have given up on you
I wish finals week was over.
230 Name: Magnus !8iiwTV2N2I : 2016-04-22 13:31 ID:NHlZb75U [Del]
>>228 that's jesus,not god :P
>>229 Granted, you slept through it and fail academically
I wish I had better cosplay ideas...
231 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-22 13:36 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>227 Well, know what I'm wishing for.
>>230 Granted, but everyone steals your idea, forcing you to have to either give up or desperately continue your search.
I wish Nyanka could wish for whatever she wanted again. That shit's just getting old now.
232 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-22 13:47 ID:I9kzCQYQ [Del]
>>231 Granted, but she never wishes again anyway.
I want a mile worth of pebbles lined in a row.
233 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-22 14:55 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>232 granted. It's called the asteroid belt and it's headed towards Earth.
I wish i was a dolphin that could breathe fire
234 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-22 16:06 ID:I9kzCQYQ [Del]
Sea dragon confirmed. You were the first Mystical creature, and now Earth has swords and magic. The world gets fucked up.
I wish I was doomed to die by magical means.
235 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-22 19:55 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>234 Granted. You are doomed to dies by a rapacious wizard. It's death by horrible magical snoo-snoo.
I wish I didn't feel so burned out.
236 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-22 21:43 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>235 Granted, you get hypothermia.
>>232 Listen, I'm still gonna make wishes :p
I wish I could stop painting my breakroom at work.
237 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-23 09:35 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>236 Granted. You now can't stop painting the same exact painting of your hand over and over. People complain you can't seem to do anything else. You feel the pressure, but at the same time, you're beyond compelled to keep painting the same thing. Because of this compulsion, your career never takes off.
I wish my semester was over already.
238 Name: Slash : 2016-04-23 12:35 ID:d5yZAcg0 [Del]
I wish i were dead
239 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-23 14:48 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>237, granted your semester ended, but ultimately with
>>238's wish granted as well with slash dying on your school campus due to murder
I wish i was a school building
240 Post deleted by user.
241 Name: Dr Midori : 2016-04-23 18:14 ID:jx9LW4jv [Del]
>>239 Granted, you are now a school building, but you are a school building who served your purpus to its fullest potential. you watched hundreds of students make or break their lives with their grades and you learned to love each of them. your life is perfect until one day, a group of students gets drunk and angry at the world decides you and the hundreds of children still inside would be the outlet for their anger.... as they burn it to the ground
I wish I my posts weren't so dark.
242 Name: Dubi : 2016-04-23 18:21 ID:/iFPKKbd [Del]
>>241 Wish granted, your posts are now creepy and mostly sexual-related stuff
I wish I had an opportunity to tell the love of my life all of my feelings face to face
243 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-23 22:19 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>237 I'm not a fucking painter! XD I'm supposed to be working on the sales floor. I work at a Wal-Mart.
>>242 Granted, you tell the love of your life about all of the obsessive feelings you have about smutty yaoi. They never talk to you again.
I wish my sister would stop experimenting with food and just follow the fucking recipes T-T
244 Name: Keiner !qakKYuplDs : 2016-04-23 22:56 ID:3Wa4+Z5G [Del]
>>243 Granted, she starts following recipes. The food is the worst you have ever eaten now.
I wish my laptop was blue.
245 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-23 23:17 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>244 Granted, your laptop becomes depressed and stops working.
I wish yaoi was translated into english faster.
246 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-24 00:31 ID:6ZnULp/O [Del]
>>245 granted. Yaoi is being translated into English faster but the grammar is all over the place.
I wish that internet is free and fast.
247 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-04-24 07:05 ID:kOUwOW9q [Del]
>>246 This is why we have Usain Bolt. (If you don't get the joke, black people were slaves.)
I wish I had better jokes.
248 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-24 07:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>243 Well shit, sorry! It was admittedly just vague enough of a wish for that interpretation to emerge.
>>247 Granted, but they are better only to you. No one else seems to get your sense of humor at all.
I wish I were better at interpreting things, just in general.
249 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-24 07:22 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>248 Granted, you become the great interpreter of words and now people won't stop mobbing you asking you to interpret their boy/girlfriends texts.
I wish I could sleep in longer.
250 Name: Mondai !AbyssUIznE : 2016-04-24 09:38 ID:RJlC2CYy [Del]
Granted, you're in coma for 9-11 years
I wish I didn't feel pain
251 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-24 09:49 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>250 Granted, someone then proceeds to stab you in the back but due to your inability to feel pain you don't notice and instead of going to a hospital you die.
I wish I had food in my fridge T-T
252 Name: Azarel : 2016-04-24 10:28 ID:EVhdkbsI [Del]
I wish i could show who i really am
253 Post deleted by user.
254 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-24 11:18 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>249 This actually sounds kinda fun...
>>252 Corrupt the previous wish first, then make your own. Those are the rules.
>>251 Granted, but the food is all stuff you hate.
I wish I could catch onto things faster.
255 Name: Keiner !qakKYuplDs : 2016-04-24 14:50 ID:3Wa4+Z5G [Del]
>>252 Granted, now everyone hates you and most of them want to kill you because of who you really are.
I wish my kitchen was bigger.
256 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-24 16:58 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>254 granted you can catch onto things so you caught onto a moving vehicle just before it crashed into
>>255's bigger kitchen
I wish i was a knife
257 Name: Ayumi nakada : 2016-04-24 17:44 ID:WJuVAMB4 [Del]
>>256 granted
You are now I knife from the day you were made you wanted nothing more than to cut stuff it didn't matter what you just longed to chop and slice and dice but alas when you were bought on your way home your new owner got into a car crash and you were flung out the window into the snow where you would sit and slowly rust for the rest of your days
I wish I didn't have such low self esteem
258 Name: Korose : 2016-04-24 18:04 ID:UeMsXjDE [Del]
>>257 Granted. People all over you finds you too confident.
I wish I can disappear without dying.
259 Name: Dr Midori : 2016-04-24 21:14 ID:jx9LW4jv [Del]
>>258 Granted but you can only disappear when you're fully naked and when no one is looking at you, not even yourself.
I wish I owned more pants.
260 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-24 22:18 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>259 Granted, you own more pants but then your shirts are now mysterioulsy disappearing with each new pair...
>>255 (Because it wasn't technically corrupted) Your kitchen is now bigger but your bedroom is now the size of a small broom closet to make room for it.
I wish someone would do my dishes.
261 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-24 23:25 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>260 granted someone does your dishes and that someone is you!!!!!!!!
i wish i was a pair of socks
262 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-24 23:32 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>261 Granted, you become a pair of socks and then a moth then proceeds to eat you.
I wish there was more meat for me to eat.
263 Name: Trigger Happy : 2016-04-24 23:42 ID:IV5fFXKS [Del]
>>262 Granted, you look down at your arms and begin to nibble, then to gnaw, then to gouge, then to consume forever until you are nothing more than musk and sweat compacted into an unsorted flesh cube.
I wish I could kill anyone I wanted to.
264 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-24 23:55 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>263 Granted, you start killing anyone you want and then you get arrested for it because that's how it usually works.
I wish for more clever wishes to corrupt.
265 Post deleted by user.
266 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-25 08:03 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>264 Granted, but these wishes get so clever, they outpace your corrupting abilities.
I wish corruption would become purification.
267 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-25 09:20 ID:+05sZ4oH [Del]
>>266 Granted, purification and corruption are now the same thing. Everytime you try to purify something you just corrupt it instead.
I wish religion no longer existed.
268 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-25 11:30 ID:Zq9ABLmZ [Del]
>>267 granted, but people divide more into race rather than beliefs.
I wish I could run the mile without getting out of breath.
269 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-25 12:17 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>268 Granted, you die from carbon dioxide posioning.
I wish life had background music playing.
270 Name: TheSilentKid !QuietX61gI : 2016-04-25 13:04 ID:R59+Oo/L [Del]
>>269 Granted, but the only music that plays is really goofy stuff, so no moment can be taken seriously.
I wish I had shotgun gauntlets.
271 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-25 13:54 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>270 Granted, you forget you have them on though and proceed to shoot yourself in the face. Baka.
I wish people didn't snore.
272 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-25 13:57 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>271 Granted, but those who snore asphyxiation as they sleep instead of snoring.
I wish I could visit Kyoto for a day.
273 Name: Keiner !qakKYuplDs : 2016-04-25 16:49 ID:3Wa4+Z5G [Del]
>>272 Granted, but when you arrive there, someone from Yakuza shoots you.
I wish I had a blanket right now.
274 Name: Abziiee!eOSP90O0Mg : 2016-04-25 19:46 ID:Oe58sYXL [Del]
>>273 Granted, I throw you a special blanket through your open window. As soon as you cover yourself with it, it self-destructs.
I wish to be a skilled cook to bake my own "twisted(as in mad)" desserts *drools*
275 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-25 22:05 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>274 Granted, the deserts that you so lovingly baked with the utmost creativity suddenly turn on you, they grab a kitchen knife and stab you a hundred times with it. They are completely are mad and twisted.
I wish shadow monsters would stalk non insomniac people at least once in their life so they would know what it feels like.
276 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-26 01:12 ID:1d058p7A [Del]
>>275 Granted, but now everyone is paranoid and everyone can't sleep, so therefor society crumbles.
I wish I was super good at parkour (pretty sure that's how you spell it).
277 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-26 07:05 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>276 Granted, but you wind up living in a place where it is super impractical to use, like out in the middle of nowhere. You have such skill, yet nowhere to practice it.
I wish I could change the world.
278 Name: Noodledacat : 2016-04-26 08:19 ID:Ur0NvHhj [Del]
>>277 Granted but you change the world by erasing all humans from existence. I wish for kittens everywhere!!!
279 Name: Abziiee!eOSP90O0Mg : 2016-04-26 08:26 ID:apbAQSEd [Del]
>>278 Granted! due to so many kittens mysteriously appearing everywhere, the world has been taken over by them and " Meow, Me-ow~ MEOW Meow Me-ow MEOW meowow*scratch, Hiss. Scratch*" Is your country's new National Anthem...
I wish Humans could pass through each other and while passing through each other they could gain each others skills and corrupting thoughts XD
280 Name: Noodledacat : 2016-04-26 08:34 ID:Ur0NvHhj [Del]
>>279 Granted every gets each others corrupted thoughts and everyone kills each other!
I wish for animals that are just like humans, they can talk and think and they know... the humans are destroying their homes, causing some to go extinct...
281 Name: Noodledacat : 2016-04-26 08:38 ID:Ur0NvHhj [Del]
>>280 whoops meant everyone gets corrupted thoughts
282 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-26 08:42 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>280 Granted, cats are now able to speak and think like a human, however, they have too much apathy to care about other living creatures and just let humans continue to kill other animals while they continue to sleep the day away.
I wish death wasn't something people feared or looked down upon.
283 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-04-26 08:46 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>282 Oh dear, now why did you grant Neko's dream-come-true?..
Granted, death is look forward to and suicide rates rise. Now you made me sound emo...
I wish I was a make-up guru.
284 Name: Noodledacat : 2016-04-26 08:47 ID:Ur0NvHhj [Del]
>>282 Granted nobody is afraid of death and most of the population tries stupid stuff and end up dying. THey wrestle alligators "snap" they try to do the coolest tricks on their skateboards "crunch" and even try to climb the highest of mountains with no gear "splat"
I wish for video games to be real
285 Name: Magnus !8iiwTV2N2I : 2016-04-26 08:51 ID:AR44QBfb [Del]
>>282 granted,thanks to you suicide is the new norm now
I wish I was good at replying at chats
286 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-04-26 08:55 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
^ you got 3 people granting your wish, lucky chum aren't ya?
287 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-26 08:59 ID:cYaqhYUM (Image: 480x321 png, 268 kb) [Del]
>>283 Granted, your make-up skills are as good as a guru's, however the makeup style in India is different than where you live so everyone thinks you look strange now.
>>285 Granted, you start spamming the chats with your replies and everyone hates you.
288 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-26 09:02 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>286 I noticed that... and
>>284 didn't get his wish granted...
Granted video games are now real, we are now overrun by zombies. Baka.
I wish for nothing.
289 Name: Noodledacat : 2016-04-26 09:38 ID:Ur0NvHhj [Del]
>>288 Granted nothing exists anymore the universe is gone
and I am not a baka
I wish for humans to be made out of candy
290 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-26 09:42 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>289 Granted, we are then devoured by animals making them sick and then they also subsequently die.
I wish the wind would stop trying to fuck up my hair.
291 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-04-26 10:11 ID:AVxbhqKF [Del]
>>290Granted. You're bald.
I wish I can sleep 23 hours a day.
292 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-26 10:51 ID:0a+UQPRS [Del]
>>291 Granted, you can sleep 23 hours a day, but due to annoying interferences you are unable to do so.
I wish there were troubadours still around. They seem like a random thing that would be entertaining to witness.
293 Post deleted by user.
294 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-26 17:49 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>292 Granted, but they won't leave you alone. They just follow you around, singing the same old ballad over and over.
I wish I could know a person's name just by looking at them.
295 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-04-26 18:04 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted. You now have the power to know peoples' names just by looking at them. This power is fully controlled by you. But, you forget the names ten seconds after you find it out.
I wish that I could speak three other languages. (Japanese, Spanish and German)
296 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-26 18:47 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>295 You missed a great opportunity!
>>294 Granted, but your lifespan is cut in half (DeathNote reference)
>>295 Granted, you can now speak Japanese, Spanish, and German but you never get the oppurtunity to use them.
297 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-26 22:02 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>296 granting your invisible wish is difficult so it was corrupted into existance
I wish i was an important person
298 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-26 22:37 ID:FBFMHK7P [Del]
>>297 granted. you are so important that the entire world needs your guidance. but some people will get jealous of your importance and someone assassinates you.
I wish I had Nico Robin's hana hana no mi abilities.
299 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-26 22:47 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>298 Granted, you have her abilities, but you have no skill in them and ability becomes useless.
I wish I could remember to make wishes after corrupting.
300 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-26 23:28 ID:FBFMHK7P [Del]
>>299 granted. you'll remember to make wishes.. but forgets to type it.
i wish shitposters, shitbumpers and necrobumpers would just fucking stop doing what they do.
301 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-27 08:15 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>300 Granted. Instead of doing those things, they decide "fuck it, let's become terrorists." Their first target: the person who wished their trolling away.
I wish I had a moment of awe.
302 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-04-27 08:18 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>301 Granted, you see your old school principle in all his/her naked glory.
I still wish I was good at putting make-up on...
303 Name: Raven : 2016-04-27 09:36 ID:/jIjJ3qC [Del]
I wish everyone would stop being assholes in this already fucked up world
304 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-27 10:05 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>302 granted you are good at putting make up on... On video game characters only...
>>303 granted since nobody has butt holes any more we throw up the food we eat...
I wish i was a cure to all illnesses
305 Name: Noodledacat : 2016-04-27 10:24 ID:Ur0NvHhj [Del]
>>304 Granted the zombie apocalypse happens and the only way to save humanity is for the zombies eats you
I wish I had a Future Diary
306 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-27 10:50 ID:+05sZ4oH [Del]
>>305 Granted, but before you can use it someone writes your name in a DeathNote.
I wish my BioLab Final will be easy. (I'm sitting outside the classroom feeling unprepared despite studying for it)
307 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-27 11:08 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>306 Granted, but no other finals will be. The rest will be just brutal.
I wish I had a mango.
308 Name: Noodledacat : 2016-04-27 12:14 ID:Ur0NvHhj [Del]
>>307 Granted but its rotten
I wish I could speak Spanish so I don't fail
309 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-27 12:34 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>308 Granted, you now speak Spanish, but it's the Mexican dialect and in no way helpful in Spanish class where they teach the Spain version.
I wish I could turn my body incorporeal at will. (There's a reference in that wish if someone wants to corrupt it with that)
310 Name: shizaya : 2016-04-27 14:29 ID:oGjGFHb2 [Del]
WHO IS GOING TO THE COMI CON TOMORROW? IT ENDS ON MAY 1
311 Name: Raiden !iKD8I/3/Jc : 2016-04-28 00:40 ID:K67Nsowf [Del]
>>310 I'm going ON May 1st. Does thet count? Wait... You mean the Calgary Expo right?
312 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-04-28 00:57 ID:Qz8k334W [Del]
>>310 >>311 Not on the wishing thread please. Take related discussions to the conventions thread.
http://dollars-bbs.org/countries/res/1400968402.html
>>309 You may turn your body incorporeal at will. But only once because it destroys your physical being.
I wish isolation didn't correlate with addiction.
313 Name: firefly : 2016-04-28 02:14 ID:yRZGLHem [Del]
>>312 correlation develops in to causation. science can now indefinitely say that isolation causes addiction.. *gasp* certainty in an area of cognitive psychology??!
sorry, that was weak.. I wish I could actually grant wishes.. and that I have a sign that says: I reserve the right to corrupt wishes
314 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-28 08:07 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>313 Granted, but no one uses your services because of that caveat.
I wish I could perfectly mimic anyone's voice.
315 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-28 10:22 ID:0a+UQPRS [Del]
>>314 Granted, but then you forget what your own voice sounds like and can no longer use your original voice. Everyome you know thinks that they have the wrong number when you answer the phone.
I wish people got my references. (
>>312 my wish
>>309 was from Trace 2.0)
316 Name: Remus : 2016-04-29 03:12 ID:BicxhPLp [Del]
>>315 Granted, but as soon as someone understands one of your references, you forget what it was referring to. Then everyone thinks you're one of THOSE people who make references to things they don't know about, just to seem popular. Or something. I wouldn't know. I'm not popular.
I wish for Kurosuke-senpai.
317 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-04-29 05:40 ID:4AevuDJ8 [Del]
>>316 ....
i wish Neko would stop referring me as Kurouke. ITS KUROSUKE.
318 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-04-29 06:50 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>317 Granted. Now everyone calls you koro-sensei, because that's what you remind me of.
I wish I.....knew sweet responses to give to people who say nice things to me <.<
319 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-04-29 06:54 ID:gRyafd/R [Del]
>>318You say bitter things to balance the flavor.
I wish it would rain baloons.
320 Name: Mondai !AbyssUIznE : 2016-04-29 07:11 ID:RJlC2CYy [Del]
Granted, now it rains water balloons...
filled with hydrochloric acid.
I wish I could read faster.
321 Name: Noodledacat : 2016-04-29 07:22 ID:Ur0NvHhj [Del]
>>320 Granted every time you read you read super fast but always pass out and forget what you just read
I wish my room was clean
322 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-29 07:29 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>320 Wouldn't they be hydrochloric acid balloons? :p
>>321 Granted. Your room is clean, but only because of a tentative deal you've made with the monster living under your bed. You have it clean your room, and in exchange, you feed it. It starts out innocent enough, just eating ordinary food. Then, one day, you accidently cut yourself while making a sandwich for it, and your blood gets on it. Now, the monster has acquired a taste for your blood. Have fun dealing with that.
I wish old habits died easily.
323 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-29 08:18 ID:+05sZ4oH [Del]
>>322 Granted, OldHabits dies easily after you shoot it with a gun. You try to hide the body, but to no avail, there's a certain monster that used to live under a bed (after it got a taste for human flesh it now roams out in the open) that digs it up. After the monster is killed by some hunters the cops find the body of OldHabits and you are convicted for the murder.
I wish my input would actually change things.
324 Name: Tree is a Genie !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-29 09:58 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>323 granted your input does change things, it changes people's personalities to hate you for everytime you grant or make a wish. (muhahahahah [*evil laughter {Ps: this is how i corrupt your wish}])
i wish i was a turtle with wings
325 Name: Keiner !qakKYuplDs : 2016-04-29 12:16 ID:HHVVrVNq [Del]
>>324 Granted, you´re now a turtle with wings, but you can´t fly.
I wish I could stop time
326 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-29 13:20 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>325 Granted, but you can never un-stop it. Once frozen, the world will remain frozen.
I wish the universe was always on my side.
327 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-04-29 13:32 ID:z3mgItHp [Del]
>>326 Granted, but you have created a black hole that will consume planet earth in 100,000,000 years
I wish I could never piss someone off
328 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-04-29 13:46 ID:5Ztr/xQ4 [Del]
>>327 granted, but everyone loves you instead and gets super clingy.
I wish I was a great dancer.
329 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-29 14:07 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>328 Granted, but you get terrible stage fright and therefore can never dance in front of anyone.
I wish that enhanced dictation would download.
330 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-29 15:30 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>327 I'll be dead by then, so I couldn't care less.
>>329 Granted, but it still socks at picking up what you say, rendering the notion of dictation software moot to you, and forcing you to just fucking type shit out.
I wish I could skip the weekend.
331 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-04-29 15:36 ID:NDFwbM75 [Del]
You now skip all other weekends from now on. Which means, you will/are working everyday.
I wish I can change the world. （I can already see this being a horrible wish)
332 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-04-29 15:45 ID:2Cnoa6jo [Del]
You changed the world by adding a blob of ink and a drop of blood into drainage water.
I wish someone would assassinate the annoying Americans.
333 Name: Noodledacat : 2016-04-29 17:35 ID:QAVqRPX/ [Del]
>>332 Granted someone assassinates the annoying Americans and everyone else they find annoying including... You :P
I wish for a banana
334 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-04-29 17:43 ID:NDFwbM75 [Del]
>>333 That moment you realise Neko isn't American....I think
You get a rotten one.
I want a 12 inch subway, you know, those sandwiches. Preferable vegetarian.
335 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-29 17:50 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>334 Granted, but someone poisons the sandwich. Ever heard of the time Einstein spent 5 hours on the toilet with diarrhea? It's like that, but 10X worse.
I wish my boss didn't drop the ball so much.
336 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-04-29 18:00 ID:NDFwbM75 [Del]
>>335 Well, he starts dropping metaphorical bombs.
I want to have better tea.
337 Name: Nemesis : 2016-04-29 18:48 ID:gVp3PDsy [Del]
>>336 Granted, but you burn your hand and toung.
I wish for an antihistimine.
338 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-29 20:03 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>337 Granted, but it gets stolen by a meth cook.
I wish I could turn anything literal into a figurative, and vice versa.
339 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-04-29 20:08 ID:NDFwbM75 [Del]
>>338 Just imagine, your whole world turned upside down.
I wish I could loosen my muscles.
340 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-04-29 22:05 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>339 Granted, your muscles become like silly putty in your body and you are no longer able to move it.
I wish people stopped having sex.
341 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-04-30 00:55 ID:CrxqikmF [Del]
>>340 Granted there will never be a new generation (THANK FUCK)
I wish there was a fan fic with robo and tanaka
342 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-30 08:18 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>341 Granted. There WAS one, but Robo and Tanaka hated it so much, they destroyed all copies of it. You'll never get to witness it's awesomeness.
I wish I found a penny on the ground.
343 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-04-30 12:52 ID:2Cnoa6jo [Del]
>>342It was a cursed penny. You now live your life out as a slime, desperately avoiding encountering adventurers lvl 2 and above.
I wish I can corrupt wishes better.
344 Post deleted by user.
345 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-04-30 13:16 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>343 Granted. You can corrupt wishes better. you then proceed to to grab the wishing thread into your hands, roll it up and you combine all the wishes together causing the ultimate corruption!!! But because your wish was to corrupt wishes it is counter with a corruption of it's own thus granting everyone's wishes exactly how they asked for them instead DUN DUN DUN!!!
I wish for purpl
346 Name: Enigami : 2016-04-30 19:24 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>345 Granted. You become obsessed with the site purpl, for some reason. All of your time goes into this site, you sad tech hermit you.
I wish my name were Wishmael (my phone auto-corrected 'wish' to this, and damn, was that unexpected and awesome).
347 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-05-01 00:14 ID:CrxqikmF [Del]
>>346 Granted, Your name was wishmael but someone wanted to kill someone named Wishmael, Congrats someone wants to kill you
I wish I had boobs
348 Name: Rora !IHa.eGTGzA : 2016-05-01 00:43 ID:M/4bo9p+ [Del]
>>347 Granted, but they're silicone boobs at G-cup size. Good luck carrying them around.
I wish direct democracy was practiced everywhere in the world.
349 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-05-01 01:31 ID:2Cnoa6jo [Del]
>>348Every country becomes like America and have their average IQ scores drop by 20 points.
I wish a tiny Armageddon would smash those places to pieces.
350 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-01 09:36 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>349 Granted, Isis bombs the hell out of a lot of countries and said countries bomb back creating the catalyst for WWIII.
I wish my review wasn't harder than the test. (I don't even know how that happens...)
351 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-01 17:35 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>349 Well, America is far from a direct democracy, so not sure how this works...
>>350 Granted. Now the test is infinitely more difficult than the review. It in no way prepares you for the test, and you fail miserably.
I wish the Kentucky Derby wasn't treated like such a big deal. I'm tired of hearing get about it.
352 Name: Maru-Kai : 2016-05-01 22:12 ID:7Ee+rBao [Del]
Granted. Attendance drops to 0 and the derby is permanently ended.
I wish for real life SAO, but Dark Souls/Bloodborne instead of Aincrad.
353 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-05-01 22:39 ID:2Cnoa6jo [Del]
>>349That's the impression written on my old high school textbook. America = democrats.
354 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-02 00:40 ID:FE2XtJr7 [Del]
>>352 Well, that's fucking morbid as fuck.
People create a line of souls that other's can pick up. Dying after dying, what they've learnt and what they had is passed onto the next player. Finally, a genius at the game finishes the game. With the perfected stats of over 100,000 generations of trial and error, and brilliant reflexes and game sense to be able to dodge everything.
I wish I could sleeeeeeeeeeeep
355 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-02 01:39 ID:ozzAsfK+ [Del]
>>354 you can. but your eyes won't cooperate. so you sleep eyes open
i wish hunting jobs is easy and has no requirements
356 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-05-02 06:28 ID:CrxqikmF [Del]
>>355 Congrats your now a 2$ hooker
I wish I was broke
357 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-02 08:22 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>353 Yeah, but it's a representative democracy, not a direct democracy. There's a difference.
>>356 Congrats, you spent all of your money... on lottery tickets! And they're all winners! Despite your best efforts to become broke, you've wound up filthy rich instead!
Of course, I see there's a hint of reverse psychology going on here, trying to game the corruption system. So, you know what happens to all that money you get? Well, I stole almost all of it, leaving you just as much as you had to begin with. So, this wish went full circle, back to square one.
I wish for some potato salad, preferably crowd sourced.
358 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-02 08:26 ID:+05sZ4oH [Del]
>>357 Granted, but then the crowds who funded it wants to eat it and you get none.
I wish my memory wasn't a usless jackass. (One cathedral, I had to remeber the name of one cathedral, could my brain do it? No.)
359 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-02 20:33 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
~Bump, this should never fall down ;)
360 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-02 22:36 ID:MIPoMO0j [Del]
>>358 you are now memory itself.. "In Loving Memory of Nyanka" something like this.
I wish for more relevant posts and lesser shitposts
361 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-02 22:38 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>360 Granted, but then the site gets way more boring. There would be no more oppurtunities to yell at the baka who make shitposts.
I wish my phone could download apps.
362 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-03 06:48 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>361 Granted, but only apps you're not interested in.
I wish for a high five.
363 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-03 07:04 ID:Gym3uOfQ (Image: 243x135 gif, 729 kb) [Del]
Sorry, these gifs are Chinese.
I wish for more time to do homework.
364 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-05-03 07:44 ID:z3mgItHp [Del]
>>362 Granted , I high fived your face
>>363 Granted, You have so much time for homework that you decided to bleach clean your house, now all of pets die from the fumes
I wish I could read minds
365 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-03 07:56 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>363 hehehehe~
>>364 Granted. Welcome to the BBS ---> http://dollars-bbs.org/random/res/1460681985.html
366 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-03 09:30 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
Me and Kokkuri-san have the same problem. We always forget to make a wish. Corrupting is just so fun.
I wish Kokkuri-san would make her wish.
367 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-05-03 09:31 ID:2Cnoa6jo [Del]
Granted. Kokkuri now wishes for sex.
I wish I can play the harp.
368 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-03 09:34 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>367 Granted, but you suck at it due to lack of thumbs.
I wish for less homework.
369 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-03 10:05 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>366 true, I got lazy at the end.
I wish cats and cat lovers were turned into tin food for dogs.
370 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-03 10:15 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>369 Granted, Can Your Pet? now has a cat option. If you don't know what that is I would suggest you youtube it, it is very funny.
I wish my bathroom vent would work.
371 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-05-03 10:22 ID:z3mgItHp [Del]
>>368 Granted, But now you must go to school 18 hours a day
>>370 Granted, Your vent works now but its also a portal to the amazons, now snakes and spiders crawl through them
I wish my school didn't suck so much dick
372 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-03 10:22 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>370 Granted. You finally remove a cat's corpse stuck in the vent.
I wish I could.....give karma to people...
373 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-03 10:32 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>371 Granted, now it sucks vaginas. Great, you just ruined the BL and now a bunch of angry fujoshi are after you.
>>372 Granted, but only your good karma so your stuck with the bad and when you die you get reincarnated into a mole and are forced to live underground with those weird...thingies hanging off your face.
I wish I had more pizza.
374 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-03 10:56 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>373 Granted, but it's loaded with your most hated toppings, and they cannot be removed, because magic.
I wish I could've had more time on my Logic final.
375 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-03 11:58 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>374 Granted, but you still fail it.
I wish "I had more time in the day." (Legitmately couldn't come up with a wish so I just asked someone else if they had one.)
376 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-05-03 14:12 ID:z3mgItHp [Del]
>>375 granted, there are now 25 hours in a day and you fucked up the solar system
I wish I could get away with murder
377 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-05-03 14:19 ID:2Cnoa6jo [Del]
>>376You got away from life by being murdered.
I wish I had a BL filtering app.
378 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-03 19:43 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>377 Granted, but it's full of bugs and never works the way you want it to.
I wish I had popcorn from a movie theater.
379 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-05-03 20:03 ID:QFqrZqfm [Del]
>>378 You had to share it with someone random
I wish my school wouldn't ban some threads for reasons like "Adult Material" or "Games"
380 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-03 20:34 ID:IEzOueEM [Del]
>>379 granted. but the only thing they don't ban Yaoi-related things.
I wish i could be a cat.
381 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-05-03 20:41 ID:2Cnoa6jo [Del]
>>380You're a neko in the neko-tachi sense only.
I wish I can sleep 20 hours a day.
382 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-03 22:35 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>381 Granted, but the overload of melatonin in your system makes you unable to function for the remaining four hours of the day and you end up dying.
I wish people would speak quieter.
383 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-04 06:49 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>382 Granted. Everyone turns into mice.
I wish my brother didn't always self-pity.
And that I want any foxes who decides to eat more than 1 of my pets at a time die by food poisoning. It's the mens rea, not the action...
384 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-04 08:24 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>383 Granted. Your brother is instead a massive egoist, and those foxes dies of food poisoning, but haunt you as ghosts for the rest of your days.
I wish I hadn't skipped exercising yesterday.
385 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-05-04 08:53 ID:z3mgItHp [Del]
>>384 Granted, You built a time machine and went back in time but when you worked out you altered the past and started World war 3
I wish my cat was a dog
386 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-04 09:19 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>385 Granted, your cat turns into a dog and when your not looking it runs out to the road to be hit by a car. It couldn't live with the shame of knowing that it used to be a beautiful creature but now no longer.
I wish finals week was already over.
387 Name: Noodledacat : 2016-05-04 11:12 ID:Ur0NvHhj [Del]
>>385 Granted Finals are over and an even harder test starts
I wish for snapple :P
388 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-05-04 11:13 ID:z3mgItHp [Del]
>>387 Granted, It expired 4 years ago
I wish I had a soul
389 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-04 12:09 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>388 Granted, it's damned to hell.
I wish my paper understood what I wanted it to be about so it could write itself.
390 Name: Noodledacat : 2016-05-04 13:05 ID:Ur0NvHhj [Del]
>>389 Granted you paper will write itself but will write in a random language every time and sometimes it's a made up language
I wish my anime club at school would actually talk about anime :P
391 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-05-04 13:49 ID:z3mgItHp [Del]
>>390 Granted, they now talk about hentia, including the teachers
I wish my shows would stop ending on cliff hangers
392 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-04 14:38 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>391 Granted, every episode comes to a clear conclusion and you are no longer excited for new episodes. They just become a thing you feel obligated to watch becuase you started it and got so far in.
I wish I could come up with a wish.
393 Name: Korose : 2016-05-04 17:35 ID:z1ED+piE [Del]
Granted, you forget it after three seconds.
I wish I would stop oversleeping
394 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-04 22:30 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>393 Granted, now you never sleep.
I wish the deadline would extend for this paper. It's due tomorrow T-T
395 Name: Korose : 2016-05-05 08:52 ID:UeMsXjDE [Del]
>>394 Granted, the deadline will be extended, you never get to finish your paper either way.
I wish I have unlimited supply of Cola.
396 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2016-05-05 09:29 ID:z3mgItHp [Del]
>>395 Granted, Its all diet
I wish I could move out
397 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-05 10:07 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>396 Granted, you are now able to move outside. Feel that sunshine on your skin.
I wish I get a good grade on my paper.
398 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-05 10:13 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>397 Granted. Your 'paper' consisting of drawings from the 1st grade are presented to you now with an A+ and goes onto win an award. You fail the actual assessment however.
I wish Nyanka changed his name to something less prevalent.
399 Name: MeowMaster !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-05 10:19 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>398 *HER* T-T How is Nyanka prevalent? but okay...
Granted, Nyanka changes her name from Nyanka to it's english equivalent.
I wish people would stop referring to me as a male.
400 Name: TheEggplant : 2016-05-05 10:37 ID:IL6vcbFf [Del]
Granted but you are now considered a young cat
I wish i was a real boy
401 Name: MeowMaster !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-05 10:42 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>400 I am a young cat... anyway,
Granted, but the BlueFairy who can make this possible wants a blowjob first (BlueFairy is a he) as compensation. Yaoi~
I wish I cared more about changing my user name.
402 Name: TheEggplant : 2016-05-05 10:53 ID:IL6vcbFf [Del]
Granted but you care so much about changing your user-name you spend the rest of your life isolated in a room thinking about it a die a lonely old man
I wish I could be in a video game
403 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-05 11:01 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
You know what I'm not a fucking guy, I am a mother fucking beautiful female cat. I have long glossy hair that would make anyone jealous, decents tits, and a vagina. And Imma change my name back to Nyanka! (~T-T)~ *Hides in corner and cries (This is what happens when I care too much)
>>402 Granted, it's Dramatical Murder and you get raped by everyone.
404 Name: Dr Madori : 2016-05-05 11:02 ID:IL6vcbFf [Del]
>>402 Granted but the game is Hatoful Boyfriend, hope you like birds
I wish someone hadn't posted while i was typing this.
405 Name: TheEggplant : 2016-05-05 11:03 ID:IL6vcbFf [Del]
Darn right i like birds
406 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-05 11:07 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>404 Granted, that person posted after you, but people still disregard your corruption of the wish.
I wish for a cloudy day.
407 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-05 11:08 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>405 Too bad that's not where you're going because I posted first.
408 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-05 12:07 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>406 Granted, but the clouds are all mustard gas. Just in your area, too. My, that's unfortunate.
I wish there weren't so many people who were obsessed with cats and BL/yoai.
409 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-05 12:35 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>408 Granted, now their obsessed with moles and historical fiction. Yep, way more interesting.
I wish everyone loved yaoi.
410 Name: Dr Madori : 2016-05-05 12:48 ID:IL6vcbFf [Del]
>>409 Now everyone loves Yaoi but at the cost of your presonal love for yaoi now you are in a yaoi based society when you must be careful just walking down the street in order to avoid and episode of boku no pico
I wish @TheEggplant would be made into a salad
411 Name: TheEggplant : 2016-05-05 12:54 ID:IL6vcbFf [Del]
>>410 Granted but i injected myself with poison and kill the person that eats me then i am reincarnated into another eggplant
I wish @Dr Madori would eat my poisoned salad
412 Name: Korose : 2016-05-05 13:42 ID:UeMsXjDE [Del]
>>411 Granted, he pukes it all over your face.
I wish I'd start caring about other people's feelings.
413 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-05 17:14 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>412 Granted, you become a carebear.
I wish my grades would be posted already.
414 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-05 20:53 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>409 Yeah. Kinda.
>>413 Granted, but you're disappointed with them. You shoulda tried harder.
I wish for another wish.
415 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-06 00:18 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>414 granted you got another wish, but it was stolen by Magic Man from adventure time to teach a lesson about him being a jerk... who steals wishes.
I wish I was the Me Gusta meme 24/7
416 Name: Korose : 2016-05-06 06:43 ID:UeMsXjDE [Del]
>>415 Granted, you run out of memes after 24 hours.
I wish I can have a seaweed ice cream.
417 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-06 06:45 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>416 Granted, it tastes God-awful, though.
I wish I could track down the Magic Man and beat him until he gives me back my wish.
418 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-06 10:40 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>417 Granted, but once you go down that path you can never go back.
I wish I was allowed to order off the kid's menu. (The portion sizes are too big on the adult menu you asshole waitress!)
419 Name: Maru-Kai : 2016-05-07 07:09 ID:7Ee+rBao [Del]
Granted. However, now you must sit at a special kids section every time you order from the kids menu.
I wish there was a Young Communist League branch near my barracks that I could join.
420 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-07 07:19 ID:OHteDLqd [Del]
>>419 wahahahahahahahaha!! I imagined!!
Granted.. there IS a Young Communist League branch near your barracks that you could join, but the government doesn't like that particular organization and kills everyone that has a connection to it.
I wish Kurouke, Kuroseme, Kuroseke and Milton would cease to exist from this site but not Kurosuke.
421 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-07 07:22 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>418 So be it.
Granted. You're able to order off of the kids menu, but everyone shames you for it every time you do.
I wish I could think more clearly.
422 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-07 08:05 ID:OHteDLqd [Del]
>>421 granted.. you think so clear that your head will turn transparent.
>>420 granted.. everyone will give you a far more worse nickname like Milton the Uke.
i wish.. i wish.. FUCK THIS SHIT I'LL END UP BEING IGNORED ANYWAY!
FUCK THE WISHING THREAD.
423 Post deleted by user.
424 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-07 08:10 ID:OHteDLqd [Del]
>>423 is Findmuck granting Enigami's wish... I was ignored again.
425 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-07 10:00 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>422,
>>424 GRANTED. your wish to mess up the wishing thread is granted. Everyone now hates the wishing thread because its full of hateful wishes. Nobody pays attention to Kurosuke's wishes anymore and the wishing thread slowly dies off due to it's horrible and horrid wishing system...
I wish that I hated everything in the wishing thread and ignored everybody in it as well!
426 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-07 10:19 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>422 You poor thing, you had to corrupt your own wish. I know your pains.
>>425 Granted, you now hate the wishing thread, the thread falls into depression from this undeserved hate and becomes a twisted warped thing that no longer grants anyone's wishes in a positive way (*sarcasm). And everyone ignores you too and you no longer get any wishes granted again.
I wish peoples would start granting Kurosuke's wishes.
427 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-05-07 10:23 ID:ah9RBi4L [Del]
Done. everytime I grant Kurosuke's wish, I'll start with "Kurouke's wish is granted."
I wish I had an extra tail.
428 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-07 10:53 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>427 Granted, but it fucks up your balance.
I wish the weather stays nice all summer.
429 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-05-07 16:06 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted, a new type of weather deemed "nice" is discovered. Because of an expirement gone wrong, it will stay like that all summer. Nice is when alien sh!t falls from the sky. The name "nice" is a sarcastic remark normally used when this weather occurs.
I wish I lived in Ikebukuro. (The one in Durarara)
430 Name: Minako : 2016-05-07 21:48 ID:B4Zfq3rk [Del]
I wish I lived in the anime world
431 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-07 21:51 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>429 Granted, you accidently get hit by a flying vending maching and die.
>>430 Granted, you now live in "Another" you'll love your classmates at school.
I wish there were more Magic Kaito 1412 episodes.
432 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-07 23:38 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>431 granted, There are more Magic Kaito 1412 episodes, but they are so secretly hidden with so many traps and codes that you and no one else can decipher, thus not being able to watch the episodes due to noone cracking the codes. BUT!!!, I said but, there is one boy, a detective who is the only one with a chance at deciphering all these codes to watch more Kaito kid and that boy is... Shinichi Kudo the highschool detective, currently known as Edogawa Conan. Maybe once he's done with the black ordanization he'll give Kaito kid the spotlight. And it's still going to be a while 'til that boy solves his own mysteries.
I wish I was Kaito kid
433 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-08 22:07 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>432 Granted, you get shot and killed by the Black Organization during a heist.
I wish yaoi fanfic became canon.
434 Name: Ghostrick!62l361pwAI : 2016-05-09 03:30 ID:ez4KI+MW [Del]
>>433 Granted, But doing so kills all of manga and anime
I wish for something funny to happen
435 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-05-09 04:52 ID:Qz8k334W [Del]
>>434 Granted. Pies start raining from the sky, pummeling clowns everywhere.
I wish tobacco is banned for anyone born after 2020.
436 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-09 08:30 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>425 Granted, but now pot has become legal worldwide for all age groups.
I wish it would just rain already.
437 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-09 08:40 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>436 Granted, annnnnnnnd now your home is flooded.
I wish I were out of this malaise.
438 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-09 14:05 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>437 Granted, now you're feeling promiscuouis, but there's no one to satisfy you.
I wish humans lacked the ability to speak.
439 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-05-09 14:12 ID:Qz8k334W [Del]
>>438 Granted, hope you like subtitles.
I wish the universe didn't have a speed limit. (the speed of light)
440 Name: May : 2016-05-09 21:13 ID:Luhv54a2 [Del]
I wish Fairy Tail updated more often. I wish SAO was longer. I wish I could brush my hair like a normal person without yanking half of it out.
441 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-09 21:35 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>439 Granted, we now live in the dark (universe is moving faster than light)...
(Also, I prefer sub over dub)
>>440 It's only one wish per post and you have to corrupt the previous one. But anyway-
Granted, the quality of Fairy Tail turns to shit due to its rapid updating, SAO is now SAOOOOOOOOOO, now you brush all of it out and you become bald.
I wish human beings would use common sense.
442 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-10 05:44 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>441 Granted. Now we're all brainless sheep towards the media and societal trends.
Suck it in people, suck it in.
I wish I didn't think I'll need glasses soon with all the constant reading I need to do for law subjects.
443 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-10 09:44 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>442 Granted, you don't think you need glasses so you never go get an eye check-up and your eyes slowly deteriate without you realizing until you're so blind that you finally realize that you do need glasses.
I wish human emotions would stop bothering me.
444 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-10 11:38 ID:pRS6/CmV [Del]
>>443 granted your best friends parents die horribly and you feel nothing, so you don't bother to help your friend cope with the loss.
I Wish I was a fire in somebody's house
445 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-10 11:43 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>444 Granted. You become a sentient flame consuming some random person's home. But what's this? The person has a fire extinguisher! They spray you with it, and it hurts you deeply, like a million knives scraping your skin at once. It slowly but surely kills you.
I wish my family weren't so emotional.
446 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-10 11:56 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>444 I don't have any friends. And also, I already don't care if people die.
But anyways- Granted, you are the fire in the witche's oven from Hansel&Gretel.
I wish "I wasn't tired."
447 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-10 11:58 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>445 Granted, they are zombies.
448 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-10 14:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>446 Why is 'it wasn't tired' in quotes?
Ah fuck it, granted. You're not just tired, you're as exhausted as humanly possible without actually being dead. You can't move, you can't speak, and your breathing labored. But you're still alive, just really fucked up.
I wish I didn't want for anything.
449 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-10 14:26 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>448 Whenever I put a wish in quotes it means it's someone else's, I couldn't come up with one so I just asked the closest person to me.
Granted, you don't want anything, not even life so you kill yourself.
I wish for more regular updates. (Not frequent, just regular)
450 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-10 14:27 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>446 uhm, then what specific human emotions bother you????
>>447 granted. you didn't want for anything. Instead, "for anything" wanted you, and "for anything" consumes you alive...
I wish I was a friend to somebody
451 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-10 14:32 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>449 granted updates are regular, but not here, you didn't say "here." Updates are now regular in websites inapropriate to youngsters....
My wish in 450 still stands.
452 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-10 15:27 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>450 Mostly anxiety/anger caused from my job. I realize at the time of feeling said emotions that they're pretty useless, but the stupid part of my brain just won't listen and it takes like twenty minutes after recognizing the emotion for them to go away.
Granted, but in five years after becoming friends you guys never speak to each other again because human relationships never last.
I wish people understood the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath.
453 Name: Kotori : 2016-05-11 00:24 ID:5DUekwBQ [Del]
Granted, but you, yourself, become a complete psycopath.
I wish for a bed and a room to put it in.
454 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-11 00:32 ID:FN6oZ3O/ [Del]
>>453 you have a bed and a room underwater and you obviously, you cant breathe underwater.
I wish close minded people just die.
455 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-11 00:33 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>453 Granted, you get a bed made of 1 small thin mattress that takes up the whole room.
I wish I could change my personality and aura whenever I wanted to.
456 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-11 01:30 ID:+s+PGKop [Del]
Sure, by changing what type of bird you are.
I want to let me character in a town of salem game live.
457 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-11 07:20 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted, but they live in total isolation. No more challenge, no more fun.
I wish for two gold dubloons.
458 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-05-11 07:46 ID:Qz8k334W (Image: 480x368 png, 146 kb) [Del]
>>457 Granted. Just reach in and grab them.
I wish I had a pet snail.
459 Name: Tired : 2016-05-11 10:56 ID:Npn9O9Ds (Image: 216x233 jpg, 17 kb) [Del]
granted
I wish I had a bowl of cereal
460 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-11 11:19 ID:NDOk6Y4m [Del]
>>443 re-granting your wish 'cuz I felt like it. You are no longer bothered by human emotions, specifically anxiety and anger. You don't worry about your job and you clumsily make mistakes and your boss yells at you. You don't get frustrated or angry and just carry on like nothing ever happened. A few weeks go by... And your boss fires you. Your parents can't support you while your not working, so you end up homeless for the rest of your life.(better?)
>>459 granted, you have a bowl of cereal and you eat it with expired milk and die due to food poisoning and choking on Cereal bits.
I wish I was a kid forever.
461 Name: Kotori : 2016-05-11 12:16 ID:nY7gb7CA [Del]
Granted, though you develop incontinence and die 10 years later from terminal cancer.
I wish for a new insurance plan so I don't have to worry about dept should I break a limb.
462 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-11 12:20 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted, but you're premiums are crazy high, so you lose either way.
I wish it weren't so humid where I live.
463 Name: Keiner !qakKYuplDs : 2016-05-11 16:46 ID:VoEN3b39 [Del]
>>462 Granted, you live in a desert now.
I wish my Math test was easier.
464 Name: Speaking Sister : 2016-05-11 16:53 ID:Nzbz6SCW [Del]
Granted, you are now taking kindergarten mathematics but you're also back in kindergarten.
I wish people on this website would like me.
465 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-11 23:10 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>454 (Hah, like I'd leave Kuro hanging) Granted, 99% of the population dies.
>>464 Granted, now you get spammed by fanatics. It's even worse than the PieFace Cult.
I wish dinner was done.
466 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-11 23:46 ID:dF1a6YV9 [Del]
>>465 lol.. i dont expect that wish will ever be granted again..
i feel so invisible.. I'll just corrupt from now on.
and dinner is done. And that's the last dinner of your life.
467 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-12 07:49 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>466 Awwwwwww, c'mon Kurosuke. I promise not to pass you up ever again.
Well, in the meantime, new wish:
I wish mistakes were a lot harder to make.
468 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-12 18:15 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>467 Granted, now you are unable to learn anything. (Because you learn from your mistakes, get it~)
I wish Kurosuke no longer felt invisible.
469 Name: Hat on the Phone Tash : 2016-05-12 20:40 ID:+u8ftYB8 [Del]
>>468 Granted, all the senpais notice them and turn into entremist yanderes, making them murder absolutely everyone they "believe" is noticing them.
I wish I could have a laptop that can play ultra quality games.
470 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-12 22:04 ID:fKDlyDUQ [Del]
>>467 .... how many times I was ignored??
>>75 >>108 >>182 >>420 >>422 >>454 ... some of them granted it late but still!!!
*cries in the corner*
>>469 Granted. but only for a minute. after that, this amazing laptop explodes.
471 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-13 08:11 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>470 Maybe people were too nice to corrupt your wish...
I wish I knew everything about me from my own perspective, physically and socially...and also from the perspective of others.
472 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-13 14:04 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>471 Nah, not getting your wish corrupted is actually the insult here. C'mon, Kurosuke, make more wishes!
Granted, but the stuff you find out is less than stellar. People suck, Kokkuri-San. Their perceptions are not gonna be pretty.
I wish I could identify who's an asshole by looking at them.
473 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-05-13 14:14 ID:iDyTLzzg [Del]
>>472 Not noticing anything strange or new with your new skill, the day goes by. When you wake up in the morning to shave, you looked into the mirror, and saw that the skill was working after all.
I wish I could control my sleep.
474 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-13 20:08 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>473 Damn, I might need some aloe for that sick burn...
Granted, but you become addicted to sleep, effectively becoming narcoleptic. Life is a real struggle for you, and no amount of therapy or medication can fix your condition.
I wish I hadn't set myself up so easily for that sick burn.
475 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-13 22:48 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>474 Granted, you thought long and hard about recieving that sick burn, you masochist.
I wish my job transfer would go through already.
476 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-13 23:09 ID:iDyTLzzg [Del]
>>475 He needs more aloe, huh.
You get transferred to the more..... shady part of the business.
If you don't get it, it means that you've lost your organs.
I wish that Enigami would continue to get burnt on this thread.
477 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-05-14 00:05 ID:Qz8k334W (Image: 1692x1894 jpg, 766 kb) [Del]
>>476 Ooo pretty.
I wish people grew new teeth every ten years.
478 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-14 00:38 ID:iDyTLzzg [Del]
>>477 Everyone no has mouths like a shark's.
I wish people could be better at playing The Town of Salem
479 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-14 06:22 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>476 Eh, Nyanka's wasn't as good as yours.
>>477 I'm a waste bin full of paper that is on fire... now that just sums me up perfectly.
>>478 Granted, but now all challenge is removed from the game and everyone loses interest.
I wish I got a great score on the GRE.
480 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-14 08:28 ID:1Mma2BfK [Del]
>>479 Remember how you said your name kinda sounded like origami? Look closely in the bin.
You know how "great" is subjective? Well, from my perspective, you didn't do good anyway. I wonder why.
I wish I had better burns of Enigami.
481 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-14 16:00 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>480 Heh, nice little detail. Still not a great burn though. After all, great is subjective. :p
Granted, but your burns are only good to me. Everyone else thinks they're lame. Since they're only liked by me, let's face it, that means very little in the grand scheme of things. Hope the achievement was worth it, though.
I wish burning me wasn't such a pasttime on here.
482 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-14 22:26 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>481 Granted, now burning you is a "present time" and "future time."
This is going to go on forever.
I wish I had food to cook.
483 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-14 23:25 ID:GBVqAdme [Del]
>>482 you have food to cook. but you cant eat it. but you still did. now you have stomach cramps. :)
..... not wishing...
484 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-15 01:34 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>483 granted your nonwishing is corrupted and turns into a wish and I make the wish.
I wish I knew the wishes people refuse to say, so that I can grant them and corrupt them too.
485 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-15 02:15 ID:yti757hE [Del]
>>484 Well, continuing the Enigami burning.
Sadly, you only learn Enigami's wishes. Let's take a quick peek at them..... HOLY SHIT, IS HE EVEN HUMAN? WHO THE FUCK WISHES FOR THAT! I'm out, fuck this shit. I can't stand it anymore.
Please, I implore you. Purify Enigami's inner evils
486 Name: Kurosuke (phone) !ZhEadTxef6 : 2016-05-15 02:24 ID:yLqP6UG8 [Del]
I will now ship NZPIEFACE and Enigami.
487 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-15 17:41 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>486 Oh no you won't, you fujoshi. I've had it up to here with this BL BS.
>>485 Granted. My evils are purified, in a sense. They are actually released unto the world, and now 1000 years of unspeakable horror shall reign. You broke the seals, NZP. May whatever deity you hold dear have mercy on your soul.
I wish Kurosuke would finally start wishing again. The relative silence is getting old.
488 Name: Hat(on the Phone)tash : 2016-05-15 19:13 ID:O5hc/09j [Del]
>>487 Granted. But they're "I fish wish" wishes :[ look in previous wish threads if you don't know.
I wish dysjdbdjdjdbanmdhfndkkfd
489 Name: Yuki : 2016-05-15 22:40 ID:9HXUiIE5 [Del]
>>488 Bfz6gdc. 5jg hlj nz4d gl fdzc gnkx.
I wish people used the Reverse K-Code that you can learn in the FAQs
490 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-16 22:15 ID:ZEkIgPi3 [Del]
k gfkde...
q6e k'7 wgkoo 6lg skwyk6t...
491 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-16 23:04 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>490 Granted, you speak gibberish now.
I wish people didn't use that code. (I am not learning that, that is too much effort.)
492 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-16 23:58 ID:1eNdOF4U [Del]
>>490 I think you used it wrong, but i Still figured out what you said, which was, "And I'm still not wishing" Why?????
>>491 granted people don't use that code any more, so whenever you see that code in use you know it's not actually a person, but something else, a different creature, like a genie or something.
I wish I was that code
493 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-17 00:07 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>492 Granted, everyone is too lazy to memorize you and there you sit completely unused and useless.
I wish I will sleep for ten consecutive hours.
494 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-17 00:24 ID:ZEkIgPi3 [Del]
>>492 cuz if I wish.. I'll be Ignored.
>>493 that will be your last sleep.
495 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-17 00:36 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
Kuro's being real stubborn about this.
I wish Kurosuke gets a nice juicy steak.
I'm going to start making wishes for you and you can't corrupt your own wishes. ;)
496 Name: NOT Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-17 07:09 ID:ebx6OVvO [Del]
Granted. Its so juicy it tatses like water.. And it feel like water too!!
497 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-05-17 07:11 ID:ZzpzdjOB [Del]
I wish Kurouke had his own 6-chapters manga.
498 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-17 07:42 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>497 For the love of... granted, but it's the worst one you'll ever read, and all copies get burned by an angry mob.
I wish some people weren't so stubborn...
499 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-17 07:54 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>498 Granted, now you're a pushover. (Because you said "some people" and that person is you)
I wish Kurosuke could read the best yaoi in the world.
500 Name: Keiko : 2016-05-17 19:25 ID:S38RPdPb [Del]
Wow what's with you guys and Kurosuke.
501 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-17 19:59 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>500 Kurosuke refuses to make wishes because she gets ignored so she insists on just corrupting and so now I'm making wishes for her.
502 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-05-17 20:50 ID:ZzpzdjOB [Del]
>>500I'm just trying to establish another cult. Well, trying to get people to establish another cult.
503 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-18 01:48 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>499 granted Kurosuke ends up reading the best yaoi in the world due to peers pressuring kurosuke to do it. Kurosuke actually ends up hating it because its just not in Kurosuke's taste. I know because Kurosuke likes Trees instead: http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/ek2qyb/curse-of-haywired-mouse.html Just read the last line, that's the proof...
Well... I guess I wish that... Um... that I was actually interesting in real life.
504 Name: Kurosuke (phone) !ZhEadTxef6 : 2016-05-18 07:24 ID:x92z9WlC [Del]
for some reason.. I dont like my fame in this site.
>>503 Granted. Everyone is so interested in trees they cut them..
505 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-18 08:03 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>504 May as well embrace it. And, y'know, make wishes.
Since no one else made a wish, here's one:
I wish I didn't have a temper problem.
506 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-05-18 08:57 ID:PthMkF4P [Del]
>>505 You no longer get pissed off. Now everyone just gets pissed off at how much of an arsehole you are (see above for the reference).
I wish I didn't need to sleep.
507 Name: Ghostrick!62l361pwAI : 2016-05-18 09:32 ID:ez4KI+MW [Del]
>>506 Congratulations. You no longer require sleep. You stay awake at night pondering about how every lasting second reminds you how shitty real life is making you long for the ability to dream once more.
I wish I was actually funny
508 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-18 13:37 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>506 You'll never be as a good as you were in that burn.
>>507 Granted. You are funny, but only to yourself.
I wish NZPIEFACE would get some new material.
509 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-18 21:54 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>508 Granted, it's NZPIEFACE x Enigami yaoi fanfic. (You really set yourself up for that one.)
I wish I would just sit down a finish one of those books finally.
510 Name: Kotori : 2016-05-20 01:56 ID:nY7gb7CA [Del]
Granted, however you then have to live through the Divine Comedy starting with Inferno.
I wish I had a bedroom. Actually, scratch that, I wish my brothers would pay me a visit once in a god damn while.
511 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-20 02:24 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>510 Granted, they find your yaoi stash though and things get awkward.
I wish I had more motivation to cook food.
512 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-20 07:58 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>509 -_-
>>511 Granted, but the food you cook is utter shit.
I wish for someone else to make a wish. Not really feeling it today.
513 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-20 08:22 ID:9WZ4o0/q [Del]
>>512 I wish that Enigami gave out better baits.
514 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-20 08:40 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>513 Granted, he starts spewing out worms and weird pieces of meat.
I wish Nyanka changed his name to Wanka instead....wan wan!
515 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-20 08:45 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>514 Still female and no.
516 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-20 08:53 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>515 Forget about corrupting, you didn't even grant.... ;_;
517 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-20 08:57 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>516 I'm ignoring you. You insist on referring to me as a male and you keep wanting me to change my name. :p
518 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-05-20 08:59 ID:9/02gjex [Del]
I wish kokkuri and Nyanka would get into a cauldron together.
You can have soy sauce or chicken stock as the base.
519 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-20 09:22 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>517 Every time I look at your name I just think, "guy". I don't like putting brain power into this.
I wish I had some tissues near me
520 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-20 09:26 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>518 Granted, cat and bird soup we taste disgusting though. :P
521 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-20 10:29 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>519 Granted, but they're all used.
I wish more people would make wishes about Nyanka changing her name.
522 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-20 21:54 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>521 Granted, but they also want you to change your name to Origami.
I wish Enigami would change his name to Origami.
523 Name: Origami : 2016-05-21 16:08 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>522 Granted, but just for this post. It'll be Enigami again for every subsequent post. Let this moment soak in.
I wish Nyanka would follow my lead and change her name to Wanka.
524 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-21 20:45 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>523 Granted, I'll change my name to Wanka after I die. I'll be haunting the Dollars. :P
I wish "money."
525 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-22 00:13 ID:cvpUrjJ8 [Del]
>>524 Yeah, "money"
I want to have a wish fulfilling life........... OH SHIT, WHAT DID I JUST WISH FOR
526 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2016-05-22 00:45 ID:TqYEccCc [Del]
Granted. You are now a sex slave in a very, very shady part of town. Have fun.
I fish wish.
527 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-22 07:51 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>526 Granted, fish raining from the sky. You reek of fish now. :/
I wish I had a real bed to sleep on. (I'm on an air matress right now)
528 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-22 10:55 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
527 granted, you have a real bed to sleep on, it,s a bed of nails.(I don't see what's wrong with an air mattress... I just sleep on the floor...)
I wish everybody slept on the floor!
529 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-22 10:58 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>527 Granted, but the mattress is stuffed with dead cats.
I wish for a pristine sandwich.
530 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-22 11:25 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>528 My children can't sleep on the air matress with me because of their claws, they'll pop it.
>>529 Granted, it's the one in this video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hIKKYv_3Ic
I wish the day will stay sunny.
531 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-22 11:37 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
(Wops~ forgot to grant yours in the last post)
>>528 Granted, everyone wakes up with a sore back because they're used to beds and they all hate you now.
See
>>530 for wish.
532 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-05-22 11:41 ID:QKyW/pL7 [Del]
Granted, night never comes. Ever.
I wish for a kabe-don.
533 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-22 11:58 ID:501NGiDK (Image: 509x143 png, 36 kb) [Del]
>>532 First thing to pop up when I googled... Okay,
Granted, you hit a wall.
I wish I could think up more interesting wishes.
534 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-22 14:19 ID:qs+5BqzE [Del]
Granted, but you find yourself being assaulted by white trash New Jerseyans who believe that you are, in fact, better than them.
I wish I had friends.
535 Name: Neckbeard : 2016-05-23 02:48 ID:ez4KI+MW [Del]
>>534 Granted, I'm now your only friend
I wish everyone knew how great fedoras were
536 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-23 03:18 ID:RIbFNGFJ [Del]
>>535 Everyone else dies. Still a win for you though.
I wish I knew what "that" was.
537 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-05-23 08:24 ID:QKyW/pL7 [Del]
>>536That would be the flying spaghetti monster.
I wish shoujo manga authors would switch to BL
538 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-23 08:27 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>537 Granted, but they're terrible at it, and make sub-par products.
I wish it always felt this pleasant outside.
539 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-23 10:26 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>538 Granted, I'm guessing this "pleasant outside" doesn't include rain and all the crops die and everyone starves.
I wish I owned the Natsume's Book of Friends (Nyanko-Sensei) shoulder bag on Amazon.
540 Name: Areceli : 2016-05-23 11:44 ID:to2b5lZB [Del]
I agree with Neko~
541 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-23 15:16 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>540 If you're not going to grant/corrupt a wish don't bother posting on here. :b
542 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-24 21:33 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
Bumpity bumpity boo!
543 Name: Ryukagoka (school) !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-25 11:29 ID:QJEJeU+C [Del]
>>539 Granted, but the bag is cheaply made, and falls apart the second you put something in it.
I wish I was a fox
544 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-25 13:13 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You're a fox now, but then you get killed in an old-fashioned hound hunt. Sorry, bro.
I wish iTunes wasn't complete shit.
545 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-25 13:14 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>543 Granted, you are a Darwin's Fox, the smallest fox species and most endangered fox species. Good luck surviving against the dogs and idiots.
I wish the sky was white instead of blue.
546 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-25 14:16 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>544 Granted, not iTunes is only partially shit which is even more annoying because you have no idea when it's going to work and when it isn't.
See
>>545 for wish.
547 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-25 17:53 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>545 granted the sky is white instead of blue because it is snowing, and it never stops snowing and everyone dies because of a never ending iceage.
I wish for life and immortality to be given to all lifeforms of any kind including those that died, but they come back alive and normal with eternal youth.
548 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-25 18:30 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>547 Granted, overpopulation makes living hell on earth.
I wish I knew what I was having for dinner.
549 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-25 23:49 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
Bump
550 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-26 00:44 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>548, according to
>>549, you are having Bumps for dinner... which means there's no actual food on the table and you starve while doing nothing but bumping threads until your death!
I wish I could go back to when the Dollars BBS first started and to be part of that.
551 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-26 04:40 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>550 Granted, you have to deal with all of the original newbie bullshit that came along with it before all the rules and procedures were set up by the members.
I wish time was more irrelevant to life.
552 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-05-26 04:57 ID:Qz8k334W [Del]
>>551 Granted, we now age via level ups and evolutions.
I wish "daydreaming" felt as real as actual dreaming.
553 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-26 05:34 ID:xuuTeNdi [Del]
>>552 Nightmares forever, right?
I wish for there to be an extra second every day
554 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-05-26 05:48 ID:Qz8k334W [Del]
>>553 mechanical and digital clocks everywhere become obsolete, it takes a few months for people to notice, and a few more before new models show up on store shelves. The antique collecting community determines a broken clock is right twice a day.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
555 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-26 05:55 ID:xuuTeNdi [Del]
>>554 That...... seems like a horrible thing to corrupt.
You have half of your body flies left, while the other flies right. You don't die, 'cause magic!
I wish that all pictures would be replaced with 1000 words.
556 Name: Kaigatou !1NlV7NLwUc : 2016-05-26 05:56 ID:B9makq9F [Del]
>>554 I'm sorry but that dream will probably never come true. Partly because there are no dragons, and partly because you cannot fly, therefore it's physically impossible. But keep dreaming :)
I wish I could live in a game
557 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-26 06:10 ID:xuuTeNdi [Del]
558 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-26 06:17 ID:oXf9Pck2 [Del]
>>555 Granted, now you're the monster that destroyed our dank memes. Hope you're happy.
I wish all the annoying choir kids on my bus would SHUT THE FUCK UP!
559 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-26 06:49 ID:xuuTeNdi [Del]
>>558 They fill their mouths with you.
They were cannibals.
I want money, for the sake of burning it,
560 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-05-26 06:57 ID:Qz8k334W [Del]
>>559 Granted, the fire spreads and burns your house down.
I wish for an omelette.
561 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-26 07:04 ID:xuuTeNdi [Del]
Phoenix egg omelette...
You never manage to cook it, because it regenerates...
I want life
562 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-26 07:15 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted, but you quickly become disenchanted. Such is life.
I wish I decided against the Ramen burger last night. It was kinda bad.
563 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-26 07:29 ID:xuuTeNdi [Del]
You buy something worse, yourself.
Now how this happened was that you were dallying around before buying that burger, someone behind you was pissed, and kidnapped you. So then you were suddenly transported to another world; still a slave. But your master was kind, and only required you to work as a servant for 10 years before you could buy your own freedom.
And thus the horrible epic ends.
I wish I could simplify the above.
564 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-26 07:38 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>563 Granted, NZPIEFACE kidnaps Enigami and makes him his sex slave and it takes ten years before NZPIEFACE allows Enigami to buy back his freedom.
I wish I could focus better.
565 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-26 09:06 ID:2m2UfARr [Del]
>>564 Granted. You focus more on jumping off a cliff.
I wish I could tolerate people more.
566 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-26 10:08 ID:xuuTeNdi [Del]
>>565 Everyone turns less mean instead. Though, it does make yourself stand out, when you're not as kind as them.
I wish I could travel time zones
567 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-26 11:07 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>566 Granted, you get a passport and are now allowed to travel to different timezones all over the globe, but you then realize that travelling is not that great and you just want to go home.
I wish finding good anime was easier.
568 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-26 12:51 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted, but none of the animes you find are like Darker Than Black.
I wish I could travel the world without any consequences.
569 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-26 13:50 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>568 But the more you travel, the more you hate it because of your inability to speak the native languages of the foreign countries, the gross food, and strange cultural customs that you are unable to get used too.
I wish I could know the name of songs by just hearing them.
570 Name: Lisica : 2016-05-26 16:45 ID:jS+LQcUh [Del]
>>569 Granted, but all songs you listen to sound like 'NOMA - Brain Power'.
I wish i had the ability to change gender.
571 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-26 19:31 ID:byEQLnhZ [Del]
>>570 Granted, no strings attached!
I wish my future that I want could come true.
572 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-26 20:00 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>571 Granted, the future that you desire becomes reality, but then as you live through it you realize that it is actually shit.
I wish humans would stop acting like whiny pricks.
573 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-05-26 21:36 ID:Qz8k334W [Del]
Granted, starting with you.
I wish I didn't want more than I needed.
574 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-05-26 22:36 ID:lobAYClS [Del]
Granted. You now only want 3000 kJ and 2L water and 5 hours sleep every day.
I wish the holidays would continue forever.
575 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-27 00:31 ID:xuuTeNdi [Del]
>>573 Nice burn.
>>574 Well, you're trapped in time, literally, while everyone else lives normally.
576 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-05-27 04:56 ID:8x9B6CSP [Del]
>>575 The Bae isn't wishing anymore as well??
...
577 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-27 06:41 ID:PDFo4yij [Del]
>>576 Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
>>575 As a continuation to this post, I wish for Kurosuke to make 12 wishes within the next day without them being consecutive.
578 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-27 11:17 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>573 I'm a cat.
>>577 Granted, she makes the wishes, but she doesn't post them here she keeps them locked inside her little heart.
I wish my work clothes were clean.
579 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-27 16:40 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>578 Granted, but they're now the only clothes you own.
I wish I were able to take more of an interest in other people's lives.
580 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-27 20:58 ID:PDFo4yij [Del]
>>579 You decided to be more of an asshole starting from that day.
I wish for 10 gallons of water in 20 half a gallon buckets to be placed on the roof of the White House.
581 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-27 22:04 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>580 Granted, the secrect service though trace the buckets back to you and you get arrested for trying to prank the WhiteHouse.
I wish I had requested more vacation time off from work.
582 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-28 00:28 ID:PDFo4yij [Del]
>>581 You do, under the condition that you're fired.
I wish that I would make better jokes for not myself
583 Post deleted by user.
584 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-28 07:18 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>582 Granted. Your jokes are now the talk of the town. However, comedians become jealous of your godlike jokes. They form a guild, and kidnap you. They keep you as a prisoner, to write their material for them while they take all the credit.
This is gonna sound kinda stupid, but I wish my fridge was slightly less full.
585 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-28 07:49 ID:FrkNR4X1 [Del]
>>584 Well, gremlins attack.
I wish that gremlins would actually do that...
586 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-05-28 07:54 ID:u0x8Hsno [Del]
Gremlins = code for Zika virus. Doing their job right now.
I wish I had a dog-looking punching bag.
587 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-28 08:40 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>586 Granted, you get a punching bag made of dog skin but with live cats inside.
I wish taking a shower was an easy thing. Kokkuri-san wa itsumo kedaruge....
588 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-28 08:52 ID:cYaqhYUM (Image: 1041x168 png, 31 kb) [Del]
>>587 Granted, now it's just a bucket of water being dumped over your head.
I wish I didn't have to use GoogleTranslate to understand Kokkuri-san's last statement.
589 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-05-28 10:55 ID:FrkNR4X1 [Del]
>>588 It actually is "Kokkuri-San is always listless"' so.... Your wish has a syntax error?
I wish Nyanka would make more mistakes, like accidentally buying clothes too small, or writing her name wrong on things.
590 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-30 21:38 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>589 Granted, I make the mistake of making you the uke instead of seme in my imaginary fanfic for you and Enigami. Wops~
I wish I no longer had the need to eat. (Bonus points for anyone who can think of way to corrupt this without it ending in death because creativity/originality.)
591 Name: madjie-hata !SkUFlOK3CI : 2016-05-31 00:54 ID:JmlPDjDu [Del]
>>590 granted, you no longer need to eat, but you get an endless supply of food lying there, no one else can eat it, the pile of food just keeps growing and growing,it fills your house, then your town, then your country then earth.....
I suck at granting :/
I wish someone makes a new wish thread that Doesnt corrupt wishes
592 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-05-31 01:18 ID:FrkNR4X1 [Del]
>>591 Done, but admin deletes it because he doesn't like hope and dreams.
I wish I had a life.
593 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-31 01:22 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>592 Granted, you're a bird.
I wish my uni diary could come to life, it looks like a beast.
594 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-31 11:22 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>593 Granted, it eats you.
I wish I could go grocery shopping.
595 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-31 11:39 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>594 Granted, but you impulse buy a lot of unnecessary shit, and wind up maxing out your credit card and spending all of the cash in your checking.
I wish my siblings weren't so damn stubborn and confrontational with one another.
596 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-31 11:47 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>595 Granted, now they love each other... I mean incest.
(Also, I don't own a credit card nor do I have a checking account, my money doesn't get deposited into a bank.)
I wish I knew how to drive.
597 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-05-31 12:16 ID:BkOXcbZn [Del]
Grabted. You now have perfect skills in driving a tricycle.
I wish Nyanka would taste test all the weird dishes ideas I have.
598 Name: Leena !aaFUCKyePQ : 2016-05-31 19:00 ID:HMK6RNlg [Del]
Granted. Nyanka starts hallucinating wildly and starts humping your leg. You can't take him off, otherwise he'll bite you.
I wish that Wild Ace would stop threatening to rape our felines.
599 Name: Enigami : 2016-05-31 19:30 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>598 Pretty sure Nyanka's a girl.
At any rate, your wish is granted. Instead of threatening to rape our felines, he threatens to rape everyone else. That's just dandy, now isn't it?
I wish Wild Ace weren't on the Internet at all. There are enough of his ilk online as it is.
600 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-31 19:53 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
Granted, but this causes the main board to become less entertaining.
I wish I knew what to wish for...
601 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-31 20:34 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>598 I am female. I feel like I'm the only member here who has to reperatedly state this.
>>600 Granted, you wish for fish.
I wish cotton clothes didn't shrink once washed&dried.
602 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-31 21:44 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>599 Enigami, If you are reading this, drop your dollars email below, or just email me at ryukagoka.dollars@gmail.com
>>601 Granted, cotton clothes now expand when they wash and dry.
I wish I had the power to kill people by snapping my fingers.
603 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-05-31 22:08 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>601 I told you...to change your name, see? This is why I said it. Your name is the epitome of maleship. You can talk about bras and girly t-shirts all you want <_<
And granted. Your clothes won't shrink, but you will when you wear them.
I wish I could see the spirit lady's full form.
604 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-31 22:21 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>602 Granted, but you have no control over who dies when you do it.
>>603 Granted, but at the price she kills you.
I wish for better yaoi anime recommendations.
605 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-01 01:20 ID:FrkNR4X1 [Del]
>>604 Most of it is Boku no Pico. You have horrible friends.
I wish Google Chrome would fucking work for once, and at least start up.
Also, I think that 'Nyanka' is one of the most girly names here, even more so than Neko and Kokkuri
606 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-01 07:17 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>602 ?
>>605 Granted. Chrome starts up, then immediately crashes. Permanently. Just use Firefox if Chrome just keeps shitting the bed.
I wish I were better with time management.
607 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-01 07:25 ID:FrkNR4X1 [Del]
>>606 Well, WTF did you think happened? And why do you think I'm using Firefox right now?
You allot all your time onto gaming.
I wish I could do homework faster
608 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-06-01 07:34 ID:BkOXcbZn [Del]
Granted. Answers are all wrong though.
I wish for a real life BL.
609 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-01 07:37 ID:FrkNR4X1 [Del]
>>608 Live action Boku no Pico. Search it up.
I wish I learned every language
610 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-06-01 07:44 ID:Qz8k334W [Del]
>>609 Granted, but now you can't speak.
I wish for a jar of pickles.
611 Name: JamJam : 2016-06-01 09:14 ID:u6s3UzjU [Del]
>>610 Granted. It's a small one tho
I wish I was a staff in JYP
612 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-01 10:42 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>611 Granted, but you're terrible at your job and you get fired shortly after being hired.
I wish willow trees could make crying sounds to scare little kids.
613 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-06-01 11:18 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>612 granted, My extreme happiness sounds like scary crying noises to little kids and I enjoy the entire thing unfold. I cannot corrupt this beautiful wish.
I wish cats had superpowers.
614 Post deleted by user.
615 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-01 12:07 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>613 Well, technically, they already have mind control. They can possess parasites that make people more amiable to them (toxoplasma gondii, look it up. Super fucked up, makes me think thrice about ever owning a cat).
I wish people wouldn't make idiotic death threats. Just cuz a game gets delayed doesn't mean you must threaten death unto the developers...
616 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-01 14:04 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>615 Granted, now they are serious death threats, and all the developers were killed.
I wish I could sleep
617 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-02 01:01 ID:FrkNR4X1 [Del]
>>616 Cold sleep, see you in 500 years!
I wish I could eat anything
618 Name: paperjam : 2016-06-02 05:24 ID:o2n5txkZ [Del]
>>617 Granted, but you cant taste anything
i wish clouds switched with grass
619 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-02 05:38 ID:zUBpogXR [Del]
>>618 Well, it now rains weeds. Have fun with that
620 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-02 05:40 ID:zUBpogXR [Del]
I wish for wars everywhere to expand globally and never end.
621 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-06-02 06:13 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>620 Granted, you get sucked into a different dimension filled with wars, expanding globally and never ending.
I wish my fart has healing powers.
622 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-06-02 06:14 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
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624 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-02 06:56 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>621 Granted, but when you use it you get beat up... a lot.
I wish people could hear rain screaming in fear as it falls.
625 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-02 07:35 ID:zUBpogXR [Del]
Oh oh oh oh oh. You're now Juvia without a Gray.
I wish people made better wishes
626 Post deleted by user.
627 Post deleted by user.
628 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-02 07:43 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>625 Granted. Wishes are now so good, they're incorruptible, thus defeating the purpose of this thread.
I wish I hadn't made so many mistakes up to this point in my life. Regret's a bitch.
(Case in point:
>>626 &
>>627...)
629 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-02 07:46 ID:zUBpogXR [Del]
>>628 Lol. Your life is now perfect, but you don't have any memory of why, so you ponder who it is that's next to you when you wake up. (Answer: Your wife)
I wish my corruptions were better.
630 Name: Paperjam : 2016-06-02 09:43 ID:o2n5txkZ [Del]
>>629 Granted, but they come true and backfire on you
I wish i had friends that wont forget me
631 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-02 09:46 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>629 Granted, they're so good no one else wants to corrupt because they pale in comparison to yours and so the thread slowly dies off.
I wish for a newer laptop.
632 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-02 09:47 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>630 Granted, now you don't have any friends.
see
>>631 for wish
633 Name: firelily : 2016-06-02 11:11 ID:yCwcKRLx [Del]
>>632 granted, but its haunted
i wish newbs would stop shit posting on the bbs
634 Name: Leena !Uw.mzAFfos : 2016-06-02 11:46 ID:HMK6RNlg [Del]
Granted, now all of the other members are shitposting and you feel betrayed.
I wish for leg hair to vanish.
635 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-02 11:46 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>629 So, my life is 50 First Dates? Wow, that's actually a good corruption.
>>633 Granted. News no longer shit post. Rather, they now piss post. What that is exactly I'll leave open for debate, though suffice it to say it's definitely negatively connotated.
I wish my brother in law were less lazy.
636 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-02 12:11 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>634 Granted, and your skin along with it.
>>635 Granted, but now that he's not lazy you look even lazier to everyone else.
I wish I could just go to the zoo.
637 Name: SxIN : 2016-06-02 23:36 ID:0HJr19HQ [Del]
>>636 Granted. You can go to zoo,every single day. After 5 years,without wasting a single day to visit zoo,you became the zookeeper. Well,unfortunately on that dday,the Lion knew the taste of your fresh.
I wish everyone to have brain.
638 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-02 23:39 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>637 Granted, zombie apocalypse, everyone gets a taste of your brain.
I wish Kokkuri-san would tell me who that character is that I posted in RTT.
639 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-03 00:26 ID:snHPJgup [Del]
>>638 Bungo stray dongs antagonist. Since I told you, I ruined the wish.
I wish Enigami wouldn't find hope inside the most hopeful situations.
640 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-03 01:21 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>639 Granted, he finds love instead with a certain Pie...
I wish time would take a timeout.
641 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-03 01:37 ID:snHPJgup [Del]
>>640 It takes a timeout, but since time stopped, it can't start again.
I wish I was more depressing
642 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-06-03 06:30 ID:dAaI3an3 [Del]
>>641 Granted. You were so depressed you made a cult that worships depression. ;D
643 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-03 07:38 ID:snHPJgup [Del]
644 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-03 16:01 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>643 Nah, she's too cool for wishing, remember?
I wish I had never said I was off tomorrow.
645 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-06-03 16:59 ID:eF6msiU5 [Del]
>>644Granted, there is no tomorrow.
Kurosuke's wish: "I wish people would stop calling me Kuroseme"
646 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-03 17:17 ID:ef42jHeX [Del]
I really wish I was fucking okay.
>>645 Granted. Kurohentaisamakawaiidesu.
647 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-03 22:42 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>646 Granted, your name is now Fucking Okay.
I wish for more common sense.
648 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-03 22:57 ID:4fBIe1T4 [Del]
>>647 You don't get it, it was lost in transportation
I wish for 12 minutes of silence
649 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-03 22:59 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>648 Granted, this twelve minutes of silence is held at your funeral.
I wish for more reliable shipping methods. (Lost in transportation... tsk.)
650 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-03 23:16 ID:4fBIe1T4 [Del]
They get more reliable, but it costs more than all you own. You even have to sell every inch of your body just to ship a single parcel. Now you're literally only bones.
651 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-03 23:17 ID:4fBIe1T4 [Del]
I wish for a peace that lasts as long as a dove.
652 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-04 07:27 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>651 Well, in the wild, doves can live up to 1.5 years. In captivity, it's 20 years. So, we get between 1.5 and 20 years of peace. Afterward, it's not just business as usual. Shit really gets worse afterward, borderline apocalyptic, really. Enjoy peace while it lasts, knowing full well it is fleeting.
I wish my cousins didn't care if I didn't show up to their events.
653 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-04 07:31 ID:4fBIe1T4 [Del]
>>652 What do they do?
They start denying you entry, and you want to go even more.
I wish for everything to have Newtons as the basic unit
654 Name: Annivras : 2016-06-04 10:39 ID:Qe3Swgny [Del]
Hey, do u guys know that if you tell people your wish, ur wish wouldn't come true, right? XD
655 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-04 10:47 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>654 You clearly don't understand what this thread is about.
>>653 Granted, everything is measured and weighed with newtons as the basic unit and things get really confusing and fucked up.
I wish for a rainbow.
656 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-04 10:57 ID:4fBIe1T4 [Del]
>>655 You get two, but because the leprechauns who governed the bases of each rainbow hated each other, we get a total rainbow war on our hands. Gold bullets, rainbow lasers, anti-leprechaun gas...... You sit there wondering what the fuck you just read.
I wish for colder jokes.
657 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-06-04 10:59 ID:iYppICXi [Del]
Your jokes are so cold your brain entered ice age. We'll see you again when they can wake people up from cryonic sleep.
I wish I had a laser.
658 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-04 11:02 ID:4fBIe1T4 [Del]
>>657 You burn yourself.
I wish that wish would be spelt backwards from now on.
659 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-04 14:43 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>652 They don't really do anything. I just generalize events of all kinds. Weddings, graduations, etc. I don't care to celebrate with people who hardly even take the time to get to know me.
>>658 Granted. Wish is now hsiw. This passes people off and makes them not wanna contribute to this thread. Up side: it removes a distraction from your life. Down side: it removes a distraction from your life.
I wish people always took into consideration the fact that there is a time and place for everything.
660 Name: Ella Marvell : 2016-06-04 15:09 ID:63uPocWN [Del]
>>659 Wish Granted. However, now that people take into consideration that there is a time and place for everything, they're not sure when the official time and place is. They now won't take any chances.
I wish I could have a bottle of iced tea that's not poisoned.
661 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-04 19:51 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>660 Granted, it's filled with fecal matter.
I wish I had a pet fox.
662 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-04 20:46 ID:4fBIe1T4 [Del]
>>661 I steals your credit card and elopes with your GF.
I wish that no one could be within 3 meters of another, but everyone is immortal at the same time.
663 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-04 21:06 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
664 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-04 23:08 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>662 Granted, everyone becomes living statues.
>>663 Swiper (from Dora the Explorer) stole your GF and credit card bro. :P
I wish work went by faster.
665 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-04 23:39 ID:BSW6t8Mn [Del]
>>663 It* Typo on the first word
>>664 You get paid less. Not surprising though, saying how you skipped the last 2 hours of work.
I wish I could type better
666 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-06-05 03:59 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>665 Granted, you grow a another whole arm and hand out of your belly button. Allowing you to type faster and more precisely. A nice...permanent fix.
I wish NZPIEFACE could evolve from a pie to a pavlova.
667 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-05 04:46 ID:BSW6t8Mn [Del]
>>666 Along with it, his personality also evolves to be as sweet as honey.... Oh fuck that shit, you know that isn't going to happen.
I wish people made plausible wishes.
668 Post deleted by user.
669 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-05 07:32 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>667 Granted, until you realize the fact that wishes themselves are inherently implausible. Then we all just give up and go home, to wallow in the fact that wishes are inherently bullshit.
I wish people could leave "well enough" alone.
670 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-05 07:33 ID:BSW6t8Mn [Del]
Sure, they leave it so alone, that they don't bother to mark your exams.
I wish Enigami would make wishes for Kuroseme
671 Name: Scout : 2016-06-05 10:20 ID:9ryct/bf [Del]
Wishes?
Well, someday, I wish to earn my own money and save up for something important.
672 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-05 10:43 ID:QRUWMbU9 [Del]
>>671 You grant and corrupt the wish of the previous person, then you make your own.
>>670 Granted, but none of them are particularly funny, more depressing, really.
I wish shitposters would read the FAQ before opening their mouths.
673 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-05 18:40 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>672 If only I had beaten you to the corruption of
>>670... I actually woulda taken on that persona, just for shits n' giggles.
Anyhow, your wish is granted. However, reading the FAQs doesn't mean they won't persist in Their inane bullshittery. Instead, they only ramp it up, to spite you.
I wish for pancakes.
674 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-05 21:51 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>673 Yeah, I saw it and purposefully didn't corrupt it because I thought you would get to it. But anyway...
Granted, you get dirt pancakes.
I wish I had gotten to shower today. (I feel gross T-T)
675 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-06-05 22:31 ID:iYppICXi [Del]
You're showered with a mix of water, salt, and urea.
I wish I can massage Kokkuri with a baseball bat.
676 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-05 22:37 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>675 Granted, but since she's a masochist she gets super turned on by it. :/
I wish people wouldn't lie.
677 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-06 01:03 ID:0LJ3T1I+ [Del]
>>676 You tell everyone you know that you hate your job. You get fired. Hurra!
I wish that persons would replace people
678 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-06 08:34 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>677 Kind of a weak corruption, man. Just sayin'.
Anyhow, your wish is granted. "People" is now permanently replaced with "persons", making everyone sound pretentious as fuck when talking about others in plurality. You sonuvabitch. You won't get away with that. And you don't, either, as people (I'm sorry, "persons") get so pissed off at this forced pretentiousness that they decide to cut out your tongue and cut off your hands. Never again will you be able to communicate with anyone.
I wish The Mars Volta were still a band.
679 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-06 11:30 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>678 Granted, but all the new music they create is in a completely different genre and you hate it.
I wish Earth would occassionally speak and tell all the humans living on it that they are disgusting, messy creatures.
680 Name: lezipxi : 2016-06-06 15:09 ID:yNCLbZEI [Del]
Granted, humans are startled at the sound of Earth speaking and then they listen to what Earth says and feel horrible about themselves and everyone commits suicide.
I wish mosquitos don't bite humans anymore.
681 Name: SlickChecker : 2016-06-06 21:21 ID:+9q75f8U [Del]
>>680Granted, now flies bite
I wish flies didn't bite
682 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-06 21:26 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>681 Someone's never been bitten by a horsefly.
Granted, flies no longer bite and mosquitoes continue to drink our blood and give us diseases.
I wish humans were more considerate towards each other.
683 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-07 08:25 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>682 Granted. Humans are more considerate... maybe too considerate. They now can't make a single decision, paralyzed by the fear that they might be encroaching on someone's sensibilities and rights.
I wish for a nice bag full of blueberry bagels.
684 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-07 17:18 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>683 Granted, but the bag is also filled with water. You get soggy, blueberry bagels.
I wish everyone had the ability to read/count numbers.
685 Name: UScitizen457 !uw59rPAKyY : 2016-06-07 17:36 ID:qsP+SDR/ [Del]
I wish for a portal gun.
0123456789
>>684 if you can read that your wish is granted
686 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-06-07 17:39 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>684 I feel sorry for Enigami..
Granted, they read numbers, but they'll say it in reverse like they're speaking a totally different language.
I wish my nieces and me could for once agree upon a song to sing.
687 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-07 18:55 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>685 Granted, but you ended making the enter and exit portals across from each other and when you jump in you fall into an endless loop.
>>686 Granted, it's the Barney's theme song.
I wish insomnia didn't have so many cons.
688 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-08 02:47 ID:0LJ3T1I+ [Del]
>>687 Oh okay, the only con now is that you never sleep again.
I wish my throat wasn't so sore.
689 Name: Kaigatou !1NlV7NLwUc : 2016-06-08 04:07 ID:B9makq9F [Del]
>>688 Apparently if you eat a marshmallow your throat will no longer be sore...But I haven't tested it out yet
I wish I could sleep
690 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-08 04:26 ID:0LJ3T1I+ [Del]
>>689 ........Shit, don't have marshmallows.
You die cause you slept for 123901327510 days
I wish I was more creative.
691 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-06-08 05:06 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>690 Granted, you get hired for pie porn.
I wish chinese and kanji characters weren't so tiny and complicated. It's like the roman numerals all over again.
692 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-08 05:57 ID:0LJ3T1I+ [Del]
>>691 ...... They get larger, but now every character has the meaning of a sentence, along with the fact that it has the same effect as the elder scrolls. Does help how they're now magical though.
I wish I was gone
693 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-08 08:09 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>692 Granted. You're name is now Gone.
I wish I could wear hats without looking like an idiot.
694 Name: Gone !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-08 09:32 ID:0LJ3T1I+ [Del]
>>693 Love how my tripcode gives it away
K, everyone now wears tinfoil hats. It's the new trend.
I wish I could have my name back.
695 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-08 11:19 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>694 Granted, your name is back to NZPIEFACE and the peeps continue to ship you and Enigami and worship you in the Pie Cult.
I wish I was always alone.
696 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-08 11:27 ID:0LJ3T1I+ [Del]
>>695 You die in the stomachs of every human though.
I wish I could do my bloody homework. IT'S 4:30 AM, WHERE'S MY SELF CONTROL?!
697 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-08 11:50 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>696 Granted. You do your homework, but it is all horribly incorrect. Probably because, since your self-control has disappeared, you just absent-mindedly copied down the lyrics to a song you were listening to instead of doing anything remotely pertaining to the assignment.
I wish Nyanka could only type with her nose.
698 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-08 12:26 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>697 Granted, I use the nose that I cut off of one of the people that I've murdered to press the keys down. Now my keyboard is even more filthy. (Who was expecting this type of answer?)
I wish I could remember things better.
699 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-06-08 12:28 ID:YbKiJgQr [Del]
Granted. You remember things better. Better than they actually were (Confabulation).
I wish I had an apple pie.
700 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-06-08 12:30 ID:0LJ3T1I+ [Del]
>>699 You thought it was a pie, but it was me DIO.
Jks, you get a meat pie instead. Go google shepherds pie.
I wish I would die right now.
701 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-08 12:46 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>700 Granted, but your ghost is trapped at school and you're forced to attend classes for the rest of your afterlife.
I wish I had remembered to pick up mouthwash at the store yesterday.
702 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-06-08 13:14 ID:YbKiJgQr [Del]
>>700I'm putting that in my fanfic.
>>701Granted. It was a really acidic mouthwash. The insides of your mouth looks like melted plastic.
I wish I can read latin.
703 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-08 13:26 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>702 Granted, but do you ever encounter latin frequently enough for the skill to be worthwhile? No.
I wish clouds made giggling noises when they bumped into each other.
704 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-06-08 13:33 ID:0LJ3T1I+ [Del]
>>702 How? Wait, never mind, I don't want to know.
>>703 Fuck you, for making earth sound like fucking hell.
I wish Nyanka lost the right to ever use quarters. TRY DOING LAUNDRY NOW!
705 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-08 21:43 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>704 Granted, now the sis's fiance has to do all the laundry. :P
I wish the moon would occasionally hum a tune when it's bored.
706 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-06-08 23:31 ID:YbKiJgQr [Del]
>>704It all begins when Enigami dreamed of licking a pie..
>>705Granted. The moon now occasionally hums the tunes of very sexist and ageist songs that everyone bleeds to death from the ears.
I wish my exams were over.
707 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-09 01:09 ID:0LJ3T1I+ [Del]
>>706 ........You sleep through them all.
I wish Neko and Nyanka would swap minds.
708 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-09 07:53 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>706 This started off annoying, but now it's kinda funny. If you write this fanfic, I'd read it for shits n' giggles.
>>707 Granted. They swap minds, but it hardly makes a difference, since they're practically the same person.
I wish for better breakfast options in my household.
709 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-09 08:09 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>708 Granted, you get the breakfast that I was offered everyday by the hotel I stayed at while I was in Paris on springbreak last year, and that is soupy eggs, raw bacon, and croisants. Try not to throw it up.
I wish books could fly around like birds.
710 Name: Kokoro!vDQhWY7uP2 : 2016-06-09 08:15 ID:r3fNB4yo [Del]
>>709 Granted, but flying isn't the only habit they appropriate, they also develop a passion for leaving shit on your head c:
I wish display graphic tablets wouldn't be so damn expensive.
711 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-09 19:58 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>710 Granted, they're cheap as dirt now, but then it breaks after only a few months. What a shame.
I wish pictures would paint themselves.
712 Name: Ranko : 2016-06-09 20:22 ID:NBVGCphb [Del]
Granted, but they'd burn the moment they finish painting themselves and turn to poop in the end.
I wish I had internet at home.
713 Name: Kisin !RaAAAAaGEs : 2016-06-09 20:47 ID:KA9WCpGk [Del]
>>712Granted. You get dial up internet. Suffer.
I wish it wasn't so damn hot all the time.
714 Name: Leena !aaFUCKyePQ : 2016-06-09 21:36 ID:HMK6RNlg [Del]
Granted. You now live in a tundra and die of frostbite miserable and alone.
I wish for some bitches.
715 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-09 22:09 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>714 Granted, but those dogs are in heat and they're loud as fuck.
I wish walkie-talkies were more popular.
716 Name: Kanra !PGqewi0ls6 : 2016-06-09 22:30 ID:pRvxGMa1 [Del]
>>715 Granted, but you can't use one.
I wish my internet was faster.
717 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-06-10 00:49 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>716 Granted, your internet is faster, but only outside in the coldest weather conditions when you are not wearing warm clothes. Any other weather changes or clothing attire will reduce the speed a hundred-fold.
I wish I was a pair of headphones.
718 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-10 01:35 ID:0LJ3T1I+ [Del]
>>717 K. Someone has a fetish for that though....
I wish I was alive then dead
719 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-10 06:52 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>718 Granted. You're alive one second, dead the next. Bad news, though: there's no afterlife. Just for you, though. Everyone else gets one. I'd say have fun decomposing, but the point's kinda moot then.
I wish mosquitoes were extinct. Let's face it, if they all died out, no one would miss them, even animals that eat them (due to plentiful alternatives).
720 Name: Kokoro!vDQhWY7uP2 : 2016-06-10 07:01 ID:ZjYLg/Ic [Del]
>>719 Granted, mosquites die out. Say hello to the new species that derived from them. They're bigger, nastier, blood-thirstier and more annoying than the original species. Have fun.
I wish for sunny weather.
721 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-10 08:31 ID:0LJ3T1I+ [Del]
>>720 You burn to death.
I wish for monies.
>>719 Why would any creature evolve so that every other creature hates its fucking guts?
722 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-10 12:37 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>721 Because they're fucking trolls. Prehistoric goddamn trolls.
Anyhow, granted. You get monies, but they all have ink packs on them. You robbed a bank, and didn't realize you had done so until just now. SWAT are swarming around the bank you're still inside. It seems you've made a bit of a hostage situation. SWAT breaches the bank, but something goes wrong for you. See, a rookie with an itchy trigger finger and a sibling you have held hostage is not about to let this slide. He shoots you dead.
I wish that this corruption was even more convoluted.
723 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-11 07:47 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>722 Granted, Pie straps bombs onto the hostages and when SWAT entes the bank he blows them all up securing his escape with all the monies, but as he's escaping he realizes that being materialistic isn't good so he decides to burn all the monies and then kill himself. Everything was pointless in the end.
I wish humans would always keep their promises when they make one.
724 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-11 08:46 ID:zv0lUfCp [Del]
They promise to kill you because you took their milk.
I wish Overwatch would have competitive mode earlier.
725 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-12 07:08 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>724 Granted, but you consistently get destroyed like a noob.
I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.
726 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-12 10:06 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>725 Granted, I wish the sky was blue.
727 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-12 10:13 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>726 Granted. The sky is now royal blue, instead of sky blue. Didn't specify what shade, so it was still corruptible. You disappoint me.
I wish Nyanka would stop disappointing me.
728 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-12 10:37 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>727 The sky isn't always sky blue though... it changes colors all the time depending on where the sun is, if it's cloudy, or if it's rained recently.
729 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-12 13:02 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>728 Then why did you think wishing the sky to be blue would be incorruptible?
730 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-13 08:46 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>729 Because the sky is aready blue. How can you corrupt something that's already true/exists?
731 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-06-13 09:05 ID:zS5Zso0D [Del]
>>730Lemme try.
The sky is blue, so is your blood, your face, your hair and everything else. Now there is no color but blue and hence you can't see the color blue anymore and it might as well not exist.
732 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-13 16:03 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>730 You just said it isn't always blue, meaning it is not always "already true." You're kinda contradicting yourself. :/
>>731 This seems to work well.
733 Name: Annivras : 2016-06-13 17:53 ID:0vy1ucQD [Del]
i wish dat i would be in the same class with my close friends until Form 6
734 Name: Ryker : 2016-06-14 02:18 ID:/RoPxMzo [Del]
>>733 Granted, but they stab you in the back; it turned out that they were never true friends. Many sad. Such tears. Wow.
I wish to remember to water my plants. They keep dying on me.
735 Name: HamueIsANerd : 2016-06-14 02:25 ID:lBI4IRbu [Del]
I wish I could have a day to myself.
736 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-14 02:28 ID:MBpHIjyQ [Del]
>>734 They kill you with the chemical X that turned them sentient.
Also, I think
>>733 was being serious....
I wish for people not to post their legit wishes here.
737 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-14 02:29 ID:MBpHIjyQ [Del]
>>735 :\ Corrupt the wish above you, and sorry for not seeing that post.
You have a day to die. Have fun.
738 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-14 08:00 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>736 Granted. No one posts legit wishes here anymore, and instead post irrelevant bullshit. The shit posts derail and destroy this thread, and they follow all Wish Corrupting threads that are made afterward.
I wish to be a mysterious mogul.
739 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-14 11:20 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>738 Granted, so mysterious that terrorists kill you just because.
I wish humans could act more responsibly.
740 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-14 12:11 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>739 Granted. They act so responsible, they forget to ever unwind and have fun. Life around the world becomes unbearably dull.
I wish for a bag of bittersweet chocolate chips.
741 Name: Prue-TheAnimeQueen : 2016-06-14 17:18 ID:aJREGGJT [Del]
Granted! I wish that I had enough money to go to France and Japan.
742 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-06-14 17:24 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>740 Granted, these chips look like you and every time you eat them....you start to speak backwards...
>>741 Granted, you get this money but end up spending it on hello kitty dolls.
I wish Spirit Lady became my servitor.
743 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-14 17:48 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>742 Granted, but she can't touch or move things because she's a ghost so she's actually useless.
I wish peeps could hear grass screaming everytime it got cut.
744 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-15 06:34 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>743 Wow, granted. Now, Peeps are sentient, and hear the grass scream when it gets cut. We can't though, and the Peeps can't speak to let us know about the horrors we're committing. So, that's kinda fucked up. Then again, would anyone really care if grass could scream?
I wish for infinite do-overs.
745 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-15 09:31 ID:HH9KcEeT [Del]
Granted, but you continuously use themy, and it annoys the people around you so much that they begin to resent and shun you. You try to use your do-overs to fix it, but it always gets the same ending, no matter what you do. With no other way to go, you shoot yourself in the head, and hope that this is your chance to do it all over right. (Just thought of a great short story, so thanks!)
I wish for a taco cat.
746 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-15 16:02 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>745 Your welcome? Never did tell me what you wanted my Gmail for, btw...
Granted. You get a taco cat, named Neko. You eat it. Real Neko gets super pissed about this, and eats you. Circle of life!
I wish iTunes would sync album artwork to my damn iPhone.
747 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-15 16:06 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>746 I invited you to a hangouts chat a while ago. I thought I sent you an email or two about it...
Download hangouts, and you will see.
748 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-15 18:30 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>747 Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Gotcha.
749 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-16 05:53 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>746 Granted, your obsession with album artwork is reveald now as you try to show everyone the albums even though no one else gives a fuck and you suddenly become that one weird guy everyone actively avoids.
I wish peeps could speak.
750 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-16 06:10 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>749 Granted, but they can only say "peep". At first, it is cute and funny, but as the days wear on, it becomes annoying and drives you to insanity. You begin to furiously eat peeps in an attempt to silence them, but where ever you turn, there are always more. Within 6 months, you become morbidly obese, and sadly, die of a heart attack.
I wish people understood the difference between arguing with a member of the opposite sex, and actual sexism.
751 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-16 08:30 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>750 Granted. People finally get this patently obvious concept of distingu8shing what is and isn't sexism. However, since such truths don't get clicks, SJWs continue to rant about it, despite knowing the truth.
I wish humans weren't hardwired for attention-seeking.
752 Name: Eff : 2016-06-16 08:35 ID:Qz8k334W [Del]
>>751 Granted, the entire internet collapses overnight.
I wish I slept four hours, twice a day. Sessions being 8 hours apart.
753 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-16 13:57 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>752 Granted, but you become nocturnal.
I wish fishes could attack birds.
754 Name: Eff : 2016-06-16 17:49 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
>>753 Jokes on you, I already am.
Granted, they soon reverse the natural food chain.
I wish drugs of all forms were free to the public.
755 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-16 19:27 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>754 I came up with a better corruption as soon as I posted it, but I didn't feel like changing it. If you repeatedly intterrupt your REM sleep you basically become super bitchy and cranky (it's why we're supposed sleep straight through the night, science!). But anyway...
Granted, human race ODs because of stupidity.
I wish shoes always looked brand new.
756 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-17 06:36 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>755 Granted. Now all shoes you buy always look brand new. However, someone gets jealous of your sweet kicks, and kills you with a six-shooter gun, a hand-rolled cigarette dangling from his mouth as he pulls the trigger. Enjoy becoming another statistic: death by firearm.
I wish I were in a better mood.
757 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-17 10:32 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>756 Granted, rather than feeling like you want to kill yourself you just feel sad.
I wish demons would stop invading my dreams.
758 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-17 11:35 ID:pHR6oh5d [Del]
>>757 You get demons in your life. They replace all your managers at work. You have a fucking shitty time because they keep making fun of you and making your life harder, although within law-abiding bounds.
I wish for ad12rklns
759 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-21 06:30 ID:cYaqhYUM (Image: 783x182 png, 27 kb) [Del]
>>758 Granted, you invent them with you ingenuity and cult leadership status, but no one else wants them. (First time I've ever googled something and got 0 results.)
I wish all the dogs would croak like frogs.
760 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-21 14:24 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. Dogs croak like frogs, and for shits n' giggles, frogs now also bark like dogs. This confuses a great many for a little while, but everyone eventually gets used to it. Not so interesting, really.
I wish for more donuts.
761 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-21 16:05 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>760 Granted, but they're filled with vegetables... ewe.
I wish there was never an excuse to leave bed.
762 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-21 16:11 ID:hBGD0vz9 [Del]
Granted, so now whenever you need go to the bathroom while you are in bed, you shit the bed. Gross.
I wish every word out of my mother's mouth was not a manipulation.
763 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-21 16:33 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>762 Granted, now they're all cusswords and mean, hurtful things that make you want to kill yourself.
I wish trees could tell people when they're thirsty.
764 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-21 16:48 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. Trees can tell people when they're thirsty, and so much more. Things like "hey guys, why do you cut me and my brethren down for paper and lumber? Don't you love us?" They just keep guilt tripping us. And they out-number us by a lot.
I wish every word out of Ryukagoka's mom's mouth really was a manipulation.
765 Name: kougaku : 2016-06-21 17:08 ID:uBFmgL01 [Del]
Granted, she manipulates you to kill Ryukagoka and now you're on trial for pre-meditated murder.
I wish giraffes were all shorter than humans.
766 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-21 17:21 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>765 Granted, now they all die because they can't reach the leaves on trees.
I wish metal was more sparkly.
767 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-21 17:47 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>764 your wish has been granted.
>>766 Granted, but it is so sparkly, that it is distracting to you, and you never get any work done.
I wish I could see Enigami x PiePie fanfiction, and that nobody would steal my creampie joke.
768 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-06-21 19:19 ID:o8ABtoi6 [Del]
>>767Granted, enigami x piepie fanfiction coming up in 3 weeks. It involves cannibalism, though.
And your joke is not going to be stolen but modified instead.
I wish this trip was over. Fuck you, America.
769 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-21 20:04 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>768 Granted. Your trip comes to a close, but just before you can depart for better places, you get kidnapped by a bunch of angry American exceptionalists. They saw you bad-mouthing 'Murica, and they were less than thrilled. You get brainwashed into loving 'Murica.
I wish everyone would steal Ryukagoka's jokes before he could even use them.
770 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-21 20:57 ID:hBGD0vz9 [Del]
Granted, and in a fit of frustration, I shoot myself. My death is your fault, remember that.
I wish Enigami was a blobfish.
771 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-21 21:17 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>770 Granted, it's baked into a pie (*winkwink) and you're forced to eat it.
I wish all windows were one way.
772 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-21 21:29 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>771 Granted, but they go the wrong way; you can't see outside, but everyone can look in.
I wish that I could smell the smell of a smelly smell that smells... smelly...
773 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-21 21:47 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>772 Granted, it's the blobfish pie.
I wish shoes could thank people when they got compliments.
774 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-22 07:35 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>770 No regrets here. :I
>>773 Granted, but they also resent people for being filled by their feet on a daily basis. The shoes rise up to fight their abuse. Being vastly outnumbered, the shoes stomp humanity apart.
I wish people never had one-track minds.
775 Name: Tree (phone) !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-06-22 17:53 ID:YxZ/Nqij [Del]
>>774 if one-track mind is the opposite of open-minded, then here's how your wish is granted. Everyone is now open-minded. Some partake in mass homicide whilst being religious supporting peace and hating everything bad, but openly change their opinion all the time. Basically multiple personality disorder is given to everyone, as well as bipolar and everything else too. Life's great, then it sucks 'cause everything is constantly changing.
I wish I was google, but without the rated r stuff.
776 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-22 20:02 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
Granted, now everyone uses Yahoo. I guess you never thought how much of the Internet was porn and pay-per-view murder.
I wish that I had the power to physically harm other people through the Internet.
777 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-22 20:08 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>775 Granted, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B759dzymyoc this is now you.
I wish everything had glitter in it.
778 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-06-23 04:21 ID:YlAbKE1q [Del]
>>777 sure. even your eyes has glitters in it. :D
779 Name: Exter : 2016-06-23 05:48 ID:SVdAAH5p [Del]
>>777 Granted, but the glitter makes everything shine and appear so bright you can barely see anything
I wish I could control or at least turn back time
780 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-23 05:49 ID:pL5tqRMj [Del]
>>779 Gender-bent into Tracer. Have fun!
I wish people would look at their feet while walking.
781 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-23 06:26 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>780 Granted. Now everyone is always bumping into one another, and pedestrian fatalities skyrocket.
I wish reality TV would finally just die.
782 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-23 06:28 ID:pL5tqRMj [Del]
>>781 How could you just kill someone like that? Well, Reality Teevee was on his way to school one day, then was hit by a truck.
I wish that people weren't so grim.
783 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-06-23 09:51 ID:o8ABtoi6 [Del]
Done, they became maniacally dark.
I wish for pizza to disappear.
784 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-23 10:51 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>783 Granted, but there are still calzones.
>>776 Granted, your harsh words and trolling cause people to commit suicide.
I wish Neko was forced to eat nothing but pizza for the rest of her life.
785 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-23 10:59 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>784 But that isn't physical harm... it's emotional abuse.
Granted, Neko gains about 200 pounds, and crushes you beneath her folds.
I wish people understood that the Internet is not a nice place before complaining that people are 'rude.'
786 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-23 11:47 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>785 Granted, but it won't stop them from complaining.
I wish people were less touchy.
787 Name: Kokoro!vDQhWY7uP2 : 2016-06-23 12:27 ID:IuL0idJX [Del]
>>786 Granted, they aren't, now it's you being touchy.
I wish my damn laptop would charge faster.
788 Name: Exter : 2016-06-23 14:09 ID:O1kTP6g+ [Del]
>>787 Granted. Your laptop charges so fast it just overloads and explodes.
I wish I could read minds.
789 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-23 15:02 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>788 Lol, seriously? If you say so. Have fun hearing all of the truly fucked up shit in people's heads, and all of the negative things anyone ever thinks about you.
I wish I could transfer all of my bad luck onto anyone I wanted.
790 Name: /Kida : 2016-06-23 16:06 ID:gEU19D7M [Del]
I wish I had an IQ of 220, so I can build the future well one the many people to build it, hopefully the NWO plans don't get placed into action then.
791 Name: Exter : 2016-06-24 00:13 ID:O1kTP6g+ [Del]
>>790 Granted, but you and your ideas and effort are only accepted years after your death because of how fucked up society is.
I wish for the 7 dragonballs :P
792 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-24 09:08 ID:DgHJ81B2 [Del]
>>789 Damn, you just got totally ignored...
>>789 Granted, your bad luck becomes transferable, but after the person you transferred it to finds out that you did that, they transfer it to a friend/loved on, and before they find out that it is transferable, they get hit by a truck and die.
>>791 Granted, but you fuck up all the wishes you are granted, and get nothing. (Not entirely familiar with DB, but I remember something about wishes.)
I wish people understood and followed the rules.
793 Name: Kokoro!vDQhWY7uP2 : 2016-06-24 09:52 ID:wZM079L3 [Del]
>>792 Granted, they now do. But they've become so fixated on the rules and are zero chill about anything anymore. Say bye to fun.
I wish my room would tidy up itself.
794 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-06-24 10:01 ID:iCZfS6Ap [Del]
Granted. Every item but the bed disappears.
I wish I had an actual wish.
795 Name: Exter : 2016-06-24 10:04 ID:O1kTP6g+ [Del]
>>794 Granted. This was your wish that got actually granted. You're welcome :)
I wish I would never have to re-dye my hair and it just stayed red.
796 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-24 11:16 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>792 Thanks for not completely forgetting me. I think know how Kurosuke feels now.
>>795 Granted. Eventually, however, you find you dislike red hair, and wish to dye it another color. Except you can't. Regardless what dye you use, your hair remains red forever.
I wish people were a little more observant.
797 Name: Exter : 2016-06-24 16:45 ID:O1kTP6g+ [Del]
>>796 I just didn't know what to reply, so I didn't answer yours. I'm sorry.
>>796 Granted. Everyone gets so observant that there is no privacy at all anymore and everyone is spying on each other. Basically everyone is a stalker now.
798 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-24 20:16 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
Well, no one has made a wish muhahaha I'll take it for myself...
I wish feathers were edible.
799 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-24 21:11 ID:CR8YHkXl [Del]
Granted, birds go extinct.
I wish I had friends. Let's see where this goes.
800 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-24 22:03 ID:3LM17JDf [Del]
You did, very long ago. It was a time when you were not-yet up to your fifth winter, that your so called "friends" surrounded you in your stuffy little room. But alas, life is a cruel thing, for it teaches all as time passes. You start to grow, and your friends start to vanish. Finally, at some point, you realize your imaginary friends were just replacements created by you, to fill in the hole the absence of your late parents made.
I wish I could simplify what I wanted to say.
801 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-25 07:50 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. Dude had friends once, but they were all in his head, and he was forced to give them up as he grew up and realized some fucked up shit about his dead parents.
I wish my neck weren't always so stiff upon waking up.
802 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-25 08:36 ID:3LM17JDf [Del]
Granted, now your dick is stiff when you wake up....
Eh, happens anyway.
I wish I wasn't so vulgar.
803 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-25 08:41 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>802 Granted, now you're perverted.
I wish dustbunnies wouldn't run around.
804 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-25 08:46 ID:3LM17JDf [Del]
>>803 Use a goddamned vacuum cleaner.
I wish people weren't so lazy.
Actually, scratch that. I wish Nyanka was male.
805 Name: Nyanko !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-25 09:20 ID:cYaqhYUM (Image: 547x306 png, 241 kb) [Del]
Granted, for one moment I am Nyanko and I use that moment to eat you.
I wish monsters would get their own apartments. (Why are they always sleeping under beds and in closets?)
806 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-25 10:01 ID:3LM17JDf [Del]
>>805 Too many, can't pay for the terrifying rent.
They do, turns out you need 100 per room for them to be able to pay. They say fuck it, and all decide to live in your house.
I wish I was flying.
Also, Nyanka, "ko" is a suffix in japanese names for females. Good try though
807 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-25 10:35 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>806 Nyanko is the japanese word for "kitty" and is the name of that very male cat that I posted. Nyanko-sensei can also turn into a giant monster and eat people....
Granted, you are flying on Oceanic Airlines flight 815, good luck with that.
I wish glitter bombs were more readily available to people.
808 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-25 10:38 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>807 Granted, but they're all used on you.
I wish I could shapeshift.
809 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-06-25 15:02 ID:pTeSZiVS [Del]
>>807His name is Nyanta, actually.
810 Name: Kitkyubey : 2016-06-25 18:35 ID:WD1DOnsj [Del]
I wish for pure LOVE
811 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-25 19:02 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>808 Granted, you shape shift into a seahorse, congratulations.
>>810 Granted, they love you so much they stalk you day and night and are super clingy and are constantly calling/texting you, it's super pure.
>>809 Nyanta is from Log Horizon, that's Nyanko-sensei from Natsume's Book of Friends.
I wish chairs enjoyed being sat on.
812 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-25 19:06 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>811 Granted. They enjoy it, a little too much. They moan with pleasure every time someone sits on them. It's awful.
I wish Rick and Morty were back already.
813 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-26 08:20 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
Granted, Rick and Morty come back from the grocery store, but they bought nothing for you.
I wish for a thousand wishes.
814 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-26 09:53 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>813 Granted, and they all get corrupted.
I wish the idea of uniform dress codes had never been conceived.
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816 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-26 10:15 ID:LPQ7/2DD [Del]
>>814 Sadly, your parents are insane, so when you got to elementary, they make you wear a skirt everyday.... You got used to it, so now you wear women's clothing everyday, and make up to boot. Only a handful of people actually know your real gender.
I wish I was sleepy.
817 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-26 10:42 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You're so sleepy, that you never wake up. Have fun being comatose.
I wish I never had to go to extended family functions again.
818 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-26 10:44 ID:LPQ7/2DD [Del]
Well, now they all come to your private functions. It gets awkward, fast.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
819 Name: Kume !rPQlPwQlMM : 2016-06-26 11:14 ID:d5NIgbKA [Del]
Granted. Now you'll probably die due to not getting the correct nutrition by not knowing when you're hungry and thus not knowing when to eat
I wish I could sleep in a matter of minutes instead of hours.
820 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-26 17:39 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>819 Granted. Hell, you fall asleep even sooner than that. Y'know why? Chloroform. You get chloroformed at random everyday for the rest of your life.
I wish people weren't so scared of bugs.
821 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-26 19:28 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>820 Granted, now no one cares about posionous and possibly deadly creatures roaming around their home or the level of cleanliness that bugs usually indicate in their homes. We all live in a gross world now.
I wish all birds sung lovely songs.
822 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-27 14:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. They all sing such lovely songs. Well, one song to be specific. They all sing "The Song That Never Ends". Forever.
I wish for the same time I have to do with it was the last few days to go back and I am not a big fan and the Giant leap of faith and the Giant leap of faith and the Giant leap of faith and the Giant leap of faith...
823 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-27 17:11 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>822 Granted, you stop having a stroke, but now you are stuck in a coma.
I wish Nine could defend itself better from Seven.
824 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-27 18:01 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>823 Truthfully, that last wish was just a lot of words from the learned words on my phone.
Anyhow, your wish is granted. 7 holds off 9 successfully, but 10 kills them both.
I wish touchscreen keyboards worked better with my fingers. I always accidentally hit numbers while typing.
825 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-27 18:40 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>824 You mean 9 holds off 7, lol...
Granted, touchscreens work perfectly with your fingers now, too bad no one uses touchscreens anymore, everyone now has the H+ implant.
I wish all dogs would go to heaven... right now.
826 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-27 18:46 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>825 Ah shit, you're right. >_<
Your wish is granted. All dogs go to heaven right now, because it's the rapture, and only dogs have been saved. Humans and all other animals, however, are fucked.
I wish I got things right the first time every time.
827 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-27 22:53 ID:WbCyN5wQ [Del]
>>826 Well, then we'll need to start from your miscarriage.
I wish I could have jokes that were simple to understand.
828 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-27 23:15 ID:WbCyN5wQ [Del]
>>826 Well, then we'll need to start from your miscarriage.
I wish I could have jokes that were simple to understand.
829 Post deleted by user.
830 Name: Tree is on the phone !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-06-27 23:51 ID:2kOrhzGU [Del]
>>827 and 828 granted. Your jokes are now simple to understand, but only after you explain them to people.
I wish I was a smartphone.
831 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-28 00:18 ID:zH4XsKKB [Del]
>>830 827? I already granted that wish.... Oh wait, maybe I should explain that joke. His miscarriage didn't succeed, so we need to fix the mistake of his birth.
You now type yourself. Phoneception.
I wish I had better memes.
832 Name: Xira : 2016-06-28 00:49 ID:pcgYcxlz [Del]
Granted. Your memes become the stuff of legend and you crumble under the pressure of the sudden surge In your popularity. You now lock yourself in your bedroom to avoid the crowds and live out the rest of your life in the desolate confines of your own bedroom.
I wish I had a boyfriend that was protective of me and wouldn't cheat on me.
833 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-06-28 03:24 ID:zH4XsKKB [Del]
He's over protective, so much that he's a stalker.
I wish people would post more flippant wishes here.
834 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-28 06:39 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. They're so flippant, you find them absolutely repulsive. They're also all about you.
I wish for a get out of jail free card.
835 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-06-28 06:42 ID:l46NrcYV [Del]
Granted. The next 5 cards you'll get are fines.
I wish people would start playing Ar Nosurge.
836 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-28 09:25 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>835 Granted, they're all better at it than you though.
>>833 Have you not seen my wishes??
I wish flower pots were more inclusive. (Why just flowers you racist fucks?) :P
837 Name: pchips : 2016-06-28 10:13 ID:4lXbxdr1 [Del]
Granted. You are now allergic to the flowers and their pots.
I wish procrastination would just disappear.
838 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-28 10:59 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. However, now everyone becomes obsessed with getting things done ahead of schedule. They burn out due to constantly rushing around to complete things.
I wish emojis were never invented. Emoticons are clearly better.
839 Name: Tree is ... !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-06-28 13:26 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>838, Aren't emojis and emoticos the same thing, I can't tell them apart??? anyways granted... Emojis were never invented, thus humans never got far in life because the first evidences of emojis were caveman paintings and egyptian tomb wall writings. Due to the nonexistance of all this, civilization never advanced to where we see it today and everyone stays at the level of intelligence of a dolphin... yeah...
I wish buildings and houses were built from something other than dead trees.
840 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-28 15:01 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>839 Granted, now houses are made from the skins of animals or just brick...
I wish there were more colors in the rainbow.
841 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-28 16:45 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>839 In function, they are similar. However, aesthetically, emojis look so fake to me, not to mention they also are more limited in creative potential. Instead of using someone else's creation as a placeholder for what you wanna convey, why not make one yourself?
>>840 Granted. The rainbow now has more colors in it, but they are imperceptible to your eyes.
I wish for dinner.
842 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-28 18:43 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>841 Granted, on the menu is human.
I wish night lights weren'y so picky about when they should be turned on.
843 Post deleted by user.
844 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-28 21:56 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>842 Granted, now they are on all the time, and your electric bill goes through the roof.
I wish I was allowed to have a dog as a pet.
845 Name: pchips : 2016-06-28 22:49 ID:WbxeIDNx [Del]
>>844 Granted. Though dogs are now deemed as an endangered species.
I wish I could take a bath right now.
846 Name: Xira : 2016-06-28 23:50 ID:pcgYcxlz [Del]
Granted. You fall asleep and drown in the bath.
I wish I learned how to hypnotize people.
847 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-06-29 00:47 ID:A+e+8+BZ [Del]
Granted. You learned how to hypnotize people from another person. Turns out you're also hypnotized by him to do his bidding.
I wish dogs were frogs.
848 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-06-29 01:27 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>847 Granted, dogs become frogs and cats become flies.
I wish wool wasn't so expensive.
849 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-29 07:45 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. Wool is no longer as expensive as it was. It's now cheaper by one cent. Hope it helps!
I wish I knew what to wish for. Sorry, phoning it in today. :/
850 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-06-29 13:45 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
You wish to be in a hentai harem. But, you're just a side charcter.
I wish I had more pocky...
851 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-29 19:55 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>850 Granted, in your eyeballs it goes.
I wish water bottles could hold an infinite amount of liquid.
852 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-29 20:15 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. Water bottles hold infinite liquids, but any liquid you put in it instantly transforms into urine.
I wish for an infinite phone battery.
853 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-29 20:49 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>852 Granted, too bad you don't have the phone that goes with it.
I wish the new shade of blue had a cooler name.
854 Post deleted by user.
855 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-29 20:52 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>853 Granted, it's now called 'Chastity Blue.'
I wish I was a hentai octopus.
856 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-06-29 22:58 ID:uURMYrpp [Del]
>>855 Why not triangle blue?
You are now the one octopus that has the most children, though your 100 octopus wives don't really like you attacking non-octopuses.
I wish I had more time for revision. (FML, we have shit from both terms to revise)
857 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-29 23:07 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>856 It was a blue balls joke.
Granted, but you procrastinate, and do not use your added time to your advantage.
I wish people understood and appreciated my memes.
858 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-30 07:18 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>857 Granted, People does understand and appreciate your memes, but he is the only one.
I wish all lights were clap on lights.
859 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-30 07:23 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>858 Granted. Standing ovations now are seizure-inducing.
I wish the idiots in my neighborhood would stop launching fireworks the month prior to and following after 4th of July. Fucking assholes. -_-
860 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-06-30 14:16 ID:WMaSpQfq [Del]
Granted, now they set them off every month outside of summer, at the most inopportune times.
I wish I wasn't dead inside.
861 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-06-30 16:55 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>860 Granted, you lose all your hair follicles and are officially the most naked person in the world. Cuz y'know.....hair is just dead cells so....you don't wanna be dead inside so.......yeah?
I wish I had normal hair, instead of frizzy, brittle and damaged hair...
862 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-06-30 23:49 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
Granted, now your hair is long and gorgeous like Cousin It's from the Addams Family.
Ahh, too tired to make a wish. I wish someone else would make a wish for me.
863 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-07-01 00:00 ID:tmupQLCv [Del]
You wish to be a snail. You turn into a mutant snail. The government takes you in and tortures you until you finally die.
I wish I could have some ramune.
864 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-05 10:22 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>863 Granted, someone smashes a bottle of it over your head.
I wish paper airplanes were a more popular form of communication.
865 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-07-05 10:40 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Paper airplane will now be used as a form of communication. If it hits you, someone wants you dead.
I wish that I wouldn't have to fly in airplanes when I have to travel.
866 Name: Levi'sEren : 2016-07-05 12:07 ID:nnfaupgn [Del]
granted, now you must travel everywhere by foot.
I wish that my scoliosis would go away so I could be tall again.
867 Name: Enigami : 2016-07-05 12:18 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. Now you continue to get taller, exponentially so. HAve fun with that.
I wish teenagers weren't total shitheads.
868 Name: Levi'sEren : 2016-07-05 12:22 ID:nnfaupgn [Del]
congratulations, now all teenagers are replaced with grumpy old people
I wish that flowers could talk
869 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-07-05 12:35 ID:S+v2FB1T [Del]
Granted, they now shout out the ugliest insults possible. Came valentine's day, people took their chances and gave out roses, leading to a bloodbath.
I wish I had more substance.
870 Name: Enigami : 2016-07-05 12:59 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You have more successful stance, but it is considered illegal. You get confiscated by federal authorities, and wind up spending the rest of your days in an evidence locker.
I wish for less muggy weather.
871 Name: Levi'sEren : 2016-07-05 13:02 ID:nnfaupgn [Del]
Granted. It's now scorching hot every day of the year, and unbearably dry
I wish that I had better blood circulation so my hands don't turn purple
872 Name: Assassynation : 2016-07-05 14:06 ID:ww7/p89p [Del]
Granted. Your hands turn hot pink instead, making scientists from around the world want to disect you and kill you.
I wish for a machine to make fictional characters real
873 Name: Levi'sEren : 2016-07-05 19:09 ID:nnfaupgn [Del]
granted, but the characters hate you and see you as their enemy no matter what
I wish that my best friend lived closer
874 Name: Enigami : 2016-07-05 19:13 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>873 Granted. They're grafted to your side.
I wish I knew what I wanted right now.
875 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-07-05 23:25 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
Granted, you know what you want, but not what you need.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. (Reference from a terrible movie I watched as a kid.)
876 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-07-05 23:33 ID:9kRqBhHQ [Del]
>>875 You're now eaten at BBQs....
Holy fucking shit I wish I never saw that ad.
FUCK.
Now I want to vomit.
877 Name: Enigami : 2016-07-06 07:13 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You never saw the ad. In fact, you'll never see anything again, after your eyes jettison from your skull.
I wish I could think of a use for this Best Buy gift card. I honestly don't know what to use it on.
878 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-07-06 09:14 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
Granted, you give it to me, completely free of cost. How generous!
I wish it was winter all year round.
879 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-07-06 09:57 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>878 Granted. No, it's just granted...I think the rest of the corruption will happen naturally <,<
I wish people didn't seem like a pain in the ass to me.
880 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-06 11:43 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>879 Granted, now they don't seem to be a pain in the ass they are a pain in the ass.
I wish paper files could dance and sing. (If anyone gets the reference I'll be happy.)
881 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-07-06 19:18 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Well, no one get the refrence. Too bad.
I wish that I could paint pictures.
882 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-07-06 19:32 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>880 Don't hug me I'm scared 6 reference? Anyways granted, paper files can now sing, in fact everything can sing. They all sing abaout what they are and how they work without ever giving you the actual chance to use. your life ends in a musical though.
>>881 granted, but only pictures of badly deformed stick figures.
I wish I was a comedy t.v show or anime.
883 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-06 19:48 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>882 Granted, but due to low ratings you get cancelled after one season.
(And yes it was a DHMIS 6 reference) :)
I wish all bicycles were tandem.
884 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2016-07-06 21:41 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
Granted, but one seat always faces the wrong way.
I wish I had an exciting job.
885 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-07 00:03 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>884 Granted, you are now a male prostitute, the pay is terrible though.
I wish humans would stop drinking soda. (I want to see the crash and burn from withdrawal)
886 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-07-07 00:27 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
>>885 Granted, people stop drinking soda. This results in the rising rates of car crashes that also end with explosions. Police are now hunting you down to fix the problem.
I wish I knew good romantic quotes to write on my paintings.
887 Post deleted by user.
888 Name: RQE : 2016-07-07 03:08 ID:wjNisEHw [Del]
I wish I wasn't evil.
I wish that poverty is abolished as well as hunger.
889 Name: Enigami : 2016-07-07 06:32 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>888 Not how this works. Corrupt first, then make a wish.
>>886 Granted. These quotes are pretty saucy, though. Many see your paintings as smut because of this, and refuse to buy them.
I wish I could make people follow rules by sheer force of will.
890 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-07 23:37 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>889 Granted, you become a god able to force people to follow the rules but soon you lose worshippers, your offerings decrease, people begin to forget about you, and then you become powerless and homeless. (Referencing American Gods btw)
I wish all airplanes were painted with pretty colors.
891 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-07-08 00:19 ID:iqnpaxB2 [Del]
>>890 They're painted with your blood. :)
i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish..... I think there's something wrong with the code I wrote.
892 Name: Watahashi MÅ« : 2016-07-08 18:06 ID:JRmoo5Wi [Del]
I wish I hadn't existed, and my nonexistence spun the world into complete chaos for everyone, including my family.
Ruin that for me, please
893 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-07-08 19:47 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
>>892 Dude, you have to grant a wish to make one.
>>891 Granted, but I got so frustrated with your stuttering that I sabotaged the code you wrote.
I wish I was more friendly. Oh god, can't wait for this...
894 Name: Watahashi MÅ« : 2016-07-08 23:14 ID:YcRH+N2g [Del]
>>893 he disn't really give me anything to work with.
Granted. You become the friendliest person in the world, and unknowingly enable a serial killer access to innocent children
I wish the Dollars were renamed "The Pennies"
895 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-11 20:40 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>894 Granted, now we're all JCPenney shoppers.
I wish the universe handed out goldstar stickers when people got things right.
896 Name: JNR$ : 2016-07-12 01:05 ID:Nx+JWA4l [Del]
895 granted but now you have watch how many things you get right cuz you can be suffocated cuz every sticker Has to be stuck to you i wish i was the king of hell so the stickers would just melt off
897 Name: Enigami : 2016-07-12 08:21 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>896 Man, use some punctuation...
Anyhow, your wish is granted. You're the king of hell. However, since hell isn't on our plane of existence, it has no effect on these stickers, and you're just sitting on your throne in hell, wondering why you thought this would even have worked in the first place.
I wish I knew what to spend the rest of my iTunes card on. $18, and nothing I wanna buy. :/
898 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-12 14:57 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>897 Granted, you spend the $18 on anime, but you never get the time to watch it.
"I wish alarm clocks lied to me."
899 Name: Enigami : 2016-07-12 20:35 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>898 Granted. Alarm clocks lie to you, waking you up three hours too late everyday. They also adapt to your schedule, so there is no adapting to compensate for time lag.
I wish everyone would stop talking about Pokémon GO.
900 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-12 21:01 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>899 Granted, now everyone's talking about Neko's fanfic. ;P
I wish glass wasn't so fragile.
901 Name: Enigami : 2016-07-13 07:19 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>900 Granted. Glass is now made of a hyper-dense and incredibly durable material. You are unable to lift such an object.
I wish I could erase anything I didn't like from existence by simply saying it never existed.
902 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-20 09:26 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>901 Granted, you erase yourself.
I wish all grasshoppers wore top hats.
903 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-07-20 09:32 ID:k8yj9FOo [Del]
Oh for fucks sake, what story was that from again? Well anyway, the become extinct after humanity is annoyed by them.
I wish I would shut up.
904 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-20 09:48 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>903 Pinocchio, come on...
Granted, someone sews your mouth shut...probably Enigami.
I wish fire always burned in rainbow colors.
905 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-07-20 10:04 ID:k8yj9FOo [Del]
>>904 It does though.... though by only a very slight degree. Your wish is granted, so people decide to set their cat's ass on fire for nyan cat.
I wish people would learn physics.
906 Name: Enigami : 2016-07-20 10:08 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>905 Granted. They learn physics, but only one of Newton's three laws at random. Never said how much they needed to learn.
I wish oil changes were easier to do solo.
907 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-25 22:27 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>906 I swear this thread always falls with your wish...
Granted, changing out the oil on your moped becomes super easy to do by yourself.
I wish rain had glitter and sparkles in it.
908 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-07-25 23:36 ID:bYCPXwVp [Del]
>>907 Granted, due to your unusual request, we now drink rain water with glitter and sparkles. Drinking a litre of water becomes a health hazard and every time you take a poop, it becomes so painful as your butt hole gets clogged with non soluble glitter
I wish I was motivated do things at home as I am at uni.
909 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-25 23:58 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>908 Why would anyone drink rain water?
Granted, you become so motivated at home that you start renovating and cleaning like a maniac and then your neighbors complain about the noise.
I wish bouncy balls roared instead of squeaked when bounced.
910 Name: Enigami : 2016-07-26 06:53 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>907 Yeah, wonder why...
>>909 Granted. Bouncy balls roar when bounced instead of squeak. All sports become horrifying at first, but in time, everyone gets desensitized to roars, and just finds it annoying. Now, legitimate roars from wild animals aren't taken seriously enough, and deaths begin to mount. Lions, tigers, bears, oh shit!
I wish this thread would stop falling off the face of the earth.
911 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-07-26 08:12 ID:jrQNM0sQ [Del]
>>910 BUMP!
Until it was saged.
I wish that I can understand any language.
912 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-07-26 10:23 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>911 Granted, you can now understand the cat language, but people think you're crazy when you try to talk to them.
I wish umbrellas really had the ability to gently float people down from high places.
913 Name: Enigami : 2016-07-27 07:16 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>912 Granted. Umbrellas now can float people down gently like in old-timey cartoons. However, anvils, safes and pianos also fall from sky inexplicably, just like in old-timey cartoons. And oddly enough, it's always right over someone floating down on an umbrella...
I wish I were more easily motivated.
914 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-07-27 07:50 ID:aU6qxv+f [Del]
Granted. You fell for every scam there is because you're so easily motivated to help people.
I wish mummies were more funky.
915 Name: Enigami : 2016-08-02 07:25 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. Mummies are now funky, as in they smell worse than ever before.
I wish all things were just a little easier.
916 Name: Kuudere !nDs1lC1ZZc : 2016-08-09 06:14 ID:rqomCA2g [Del]
Granted. All things are easier so the hard things are now easier but at the same time the easy things also become easier which means that compared to the easy things the hard things are still harder than the easier things which became easier which means nothing changed at all.
I wish I lived in a lighthearted rom-com anime. Seriously, what could go wrong?
917 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-08-09 06:46 ID:rmYzffMN [Del]
Gakkou Gurashi, it's yuri, what could go wrong!
I wish I could see things more than 30 cm away from me clearly.
918 Name: Enigami : 2016-08-09 07:26 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You can see things 31cm away from you. Beyond that, everything is a void.
I wish I had psychokinetic powers.
919 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-08-09 10:33 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>918 Granted, your body now draws paper towards it without you having any control over it!
I wish cookie jars could hold infinite amounts of cookies.
920 Name: Xezr0 : 2016-08-09 12:48 ID:U3Tp9o8R [Del]
Granted but it's the inside of the jar that becomes infinite. Meaning you'll never reach the cookies at the bottom as there is no bottom.
I wish for more tissue boxes
921 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-08-09 13:09 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>920 Granted, but they're wet and soggy.
I wish a timer had more than one purpose in life.
922 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-08-09 17:10 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>921 granted now you can set certain timers to count down the rest of the time you have left to live yay! If a timer stops or breaks then the end of the owner of that person's life is sooner.
I wish I could hover, that way I can go wherever I want without really putting much effort into moving around.
923 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-08-09 17:22 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
Correction to
>>922 I meant to say "If a timer stops or breaks then the end of the timer's owner's life is sooner."
924 Name: Indigo : 2016-08-09 17:49 ID:Yg3QNVNn [Del]
Granted, but you can never touch the ground or sit on anything without hovering above it.
I wish I could have a pocket full of unlimited pizza slices
925 Name: Tunes : 2016-08-09 23:20 ID:aolMDZ5+ [Del]
Granted. Not every time you reach in your pocket, you get a mushy, sticky, cheesy mess on your hands and you don't have room to put anything in your pockets.
I wish I could turn invisible at will.
926 Name: Tunes : 2016-08-09 23:22 ID:aolMDZ5+ [Del]
Correction: *Now* every time....
927 Name: Enigami : 2016-08-10 08:03 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>925 Granted, but your clothes don't. This means in order to be truly invisible, you'd have to streak everywhere. Also, your power only lasts as long as you can hold your breath.
I wish my older sister's puppy wasn't a little hellion.
928 Name: urusaiyo : 2016-08-10 15:13 ID:+mLUB18t [Del]
Granted, now your sister's CAT is a BIG hellion- with even greater jumping capacity!
I wish time was nonexistant.
929 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-08-10 19:12 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>928 Granted, the sun and the moon no longer exist. We are all dead, thank you.
I wish octopi could survive on land.
930 Name: MdogMatt : 2016-08-10 19:15 ID:jK9+DhVC [Del]
I wish I will get my six pack
931 Post deleted by user.
932 Name: Slash : 2016-08-10 20:13 ID:r3+hjQ3L [Del]
>>929 Granted, the octopi are now dictators, humanity must now face their greatest enemy: the 8 legged rulers
>>930 Granted, but they are drawn on with marker.
I wish for some nice smelling soap
933 Name: demoness : 2016-08-11 04:38 ID:+mLUB18t [Del]
granted. but the materials used to make the soap were questionable at best; your skin now changes color based on the weather, but you always smell shower fresh!
i wish to be reincarnated as a butterfly
934 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-08-11 05:23 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>933 Granted, and then some demented human pins you to a corkboard with other insects, but you also get a pretty frame.
I wish all celings had light fixtures attached to them.
935 Name: Drybones : 2016-08-11 13:46 ID:Fv/gSILk [Del]
Granted but the fixtures have minds of their own and start to revolt against humanity by exploding and setting fire to the room they are in.
I wish for immortality
936 Name: Tunes : 2016-08-11 14:07 ID:tgMONxaz [Del]
Granted, but romantic relationships are significantly more complicated and as time goes on, history begins to feel like a movie on repeat that changes only minor details and your connection to humanity starts to fade. You also never find out if there is an afterlife, because even if there is you can't reach it.
I wish I had the ability of instantaneous travel.
937 Name: Drybones : 2016-08-11 14:57 ID:Fv/gSILk [Del]
Granted, how ever you can only travel while asleep or to a random place when you sneeze.
I wish to pass all my exams with flying colours.
938 Name: Enigami : 2016-08-11 15:59 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You pass all of your exams. And by pass, I mean you just say "I'm gonna skip those". You announce you're skipping your exams with a colorful sign attached to a plane reading "fuck exams!!!" You fail your exams.
I wish I were less neurotic.
939 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-08-12 01:57 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>938 Granted, now you're more erotic, Pie better watch himself.
I wish life was more flame retardant.
940 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-08-12 02:40 ID:ldlK/5E7 [Del]
>>939 ................. FFS
You get set on fire..... Spontaneous combustion, nothing can stop that.
I wish Nyanka would get into yuri.
941 Name: Drybones : 2016-08-12 06:33 ID:Fv/gSILk [Del]
Granted, nyanka gets into yuri but a little to much and it is the ONLY thing nyanka will ever talk about.
I wish for the greatest sandwich of all time!
942 Name: Enigami : 2016-08-12 09:08 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You receive a sandwich so great, you cannot comprehend it's greatness. It transcends reality and understanding, and the experience of eating it leaves you in a state of awe so intense, you're left in a vegetative state.
I wish the bystander effect weren't a thing.
943 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-08-12 09:20 ID:80ujZ8Pt [Del]
Granted, everyone starts to meddle in everything, every time they see something. Had a spat with a spouse? Society will be divided into Team Spouse A and Team Spouse B.
I wish natto didn't exist.
944 Name: Drybones : 2016-08-12 10:43 ID:Fv/gSILk [Del]
Granted, but where does all the natto go? To make sure it never existed you have to eat all the natto the has existed.
I wish for the greatest anime of all time!
945 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-08-12 13:51 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>944 Granted, but just so you know your favorite anime is shit. :P
I wish Pie knew what flame retardent meant.
946 Name: Not Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-09-22 12:26 ID:bscg66/H [Del]
>>945 Granted, but now chances of being able to burn an effigy of him during cult rituals will become slim. :/
I wish for "a red panda."
947 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-09-22 20:27 ID:YlAbKE1q [Del]
>>946 Granted. your panda is red, but your walls are too.. so s/he camouflages in the background and scare the shit out of those who will enter your room.
........... i wish for a new legal and no-customer kind of job.
hoping that I wouldn't be ignored this time..(fingers crossed) actually do ignore.
948 Name: Gelatoless : 2016-09-23 01:44 ID:il+CAJCm [Del]
>>947 granted!!! you have a legal job with no customers... But that is because all the customers ignore you.
... And i wish that I will finaly have a friend.(cries)
949 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-09-23 12:33 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>948 Granted, but that "friend" is only using you to fetch compliments and attention ffrom you.
I wish websites would stop using the color blue.
950 Name: Boopwrang !PM7yJG3LAw : 2016-09-23 15:21 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
>>949 Granted but now every site uses red and anyone who uses them go in complete rage.
I wish I had a superpower.
951 Name: Enigami : 2016-09-23 17:14 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. It's the power of super sharting. You now shart every time you fart, and badly.
I wish I didn't have to take the GRE again.
952 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-24 17:46 ID:Crt+S7N2 [Del]
I wish I understood this format!
953 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-09-24 18:23 ID:pz+MTkal [Del]
>>951 Granted, you are now taking the ERG exam instead. And all the everything is reversed, making it a lot more fun to complete.
>>952 Granted, and now your life revolves around this format you've now understood.
Felt like posting a wish but just realised i don't want it corrupted <.<
954 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-24 20:43 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>953 Granted, you have now posted a wish in the form of a statement. I have now corrupted it.
I wish someone loved me
955 Name: Booperang : 2016-09-24 21:05 ID:lV3Sj+88 [Del]
>>954 granted, Someone now loves you so much that they have the urge to own everything about you. You will be locked in their house and eat anything they cook for you. They will be the only person you'll ever talk to and anyone else who talks to you will be terminated.
>> I wish my favorite restaurant reopened
956 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-24 21:11 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>>955Your favorite restaurant, blockbuster, has now reopened. You can now eat all if their delicious DVDs.
I wish more people where in the dollars
957 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2016-09-25 02:54 ID:YlAbKE1q [Del]
>>956 Granted. More people come to dollars to trash the boards and just piss everybody off. like how it normally and frequently happens.
I wish that my wish was corrupted better in
>>947 cuz
>>948 doesnt seem to know how to corrupt. NZPieface or Neko should train him. But still better than your wish getting ignored. like how it normally happens to me in this thread.
958 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-09-25 03:00 ID:IwohG3VM [Del]
I wish Melbourne would start snowing
>>957Granted, Neko trained
>>948 to ignore your wish as the best form of corruption
959 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-09-25 04:02 ID:s+q4WkLw [Del]
>>958 Well played.
It snows and snows. Covering the sunny city in a layer of white.
Well, good luck having fun, because the snow and sun cycle came to a compromise.
10 minutes of snowing then 10 minutes of sun. Same during the night.
I wish I wasn't so long winded.
960 Name: Yuhuie : 2016-09-25 07:42 ID:lV3Sj+88 [Del]
Granted, now you are unable to communicate. You cannot write,talk,type,or make hand motions. You are forever bound to never make be understood.
I wish I didn't have to look up what long winded was
961 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-09-25 08:11 ID:IwohG3VM [Del]
Granted. Your junk is long and winded. Now you just have to look down.
I wish the mystery of cosmos would solve itself.
962 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-09-25 08:39 ID:8ZnUuiPS [Del]
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I wish that Neko wasn't so vulgar.
963 Name: Neko (CAT) !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-09-25 08:42 ID:IwohG3VM [Del]
Granted. Neko is now Neko (CAT). But is still vulgar anyway.
I wish it would rain ice.
964 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-09-25 08:46 ID:8ZnUuiPS [Del]
It's called snow... or hail. Depending on your luck, really.
I wish Neko (CAT) will become NEKO (PREDATOR), and that Kokkuri becomes Kokkuri (PREY).
965 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-09-25 08:55 ID:pz+MTkal [Del]
>>964 Granted. And after that you'll become NZPIEFACE (AFTERMATH)
I wish I had a little bit more muscle on my arm.
966 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-09-25 09:01 ID:IwohG3VM [Del]
Granted. The bones turned to muscle. Unfortunately you can't contract them without the bones and your arm is now basically a lump of meat.
I wish I had a better wish.
967 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-09-25 09:02 ID:8ZnUuiPS [Del]
>>965 So am I a piece of shit, or am I an abortion?
It becomes a chicken wing.
I wish people could understand what I said.
968 Name: Enigami : 2016-09-25 10:21 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>967 Why not both?
Granted. You understand what you said, and it makes you feel profoundly empty inside. Nothing will make you ever feel complete.
I wish I could have someone always take the fall for my failures.
969 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-09-25 10:44 ID:8ZnUuiPS [Del]
>>968 Eh....... a shit abortion?
Ever heard of time paradoxes? Let's add portals to that.
You fall, land on yourself, causing yourself to fall into a portal that leads to above where you were.
I wish I used my time more efficiently. I've literally spent 5 hours figuring out how to import .svg files into Photoshop and keep the vectors.
970 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-25 11:01 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>>969 granted, you now use your time with 100% efficiency. You spend that time making photos on photoshop that nobody will ever seem you spend your life work and it's wasted
I wish fallout 4 wasn't such a bad game.
971 Name: Youngumi : 2016-09-25 12:24 ID:yAsmyEFe [Del]
>>970 granted. Fallout 4 was worthy your bottle caps. But the plot became so good after you spent a whole day finishing it you feel like you have nothing to do in your life anymore cause any other feature in the game probably still sucks.
I wish I had a computer.
972 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-25 13:00 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>>971 granted. You are given a free computer by a homeless man. Jt contains 3 terabytes of child porn. The FBI raids your house and you go ti federal prison.
I wish I had more wishes.
973 Name: Drybones : 2016-09-25 17:24 ID:G2nIzN1z [Del]
>>972 Granted, but you can only wish for things made of human poo, or small fish
974 Name: Drybones : 2016-09-25 17:30 ID:G2nIzN1z [Del]
>>973 (all most forgot to wish) I wish for a yellow Vespa
975 Name: Enigami : 2016-09-25 19:12 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>974 Granted, but you'll be forever hounded by a mysterious woman with a Rickenbacher bass. Something about wanting to use your head...
I wish FLCL 2 would premiere soon.
976 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-25 19:50 ID:tPQPMo/A [Del]
It premiers...and sucks...
I wish fir the world's best cookie, that I can eat.
977 Name: Gelatoless : 2016-09-26 02:01 ID:2M0Iobfn [Del]
>>976 Granted! You get the world's best cookie, and you can eat it too. But the world has gone through a cookie pure so the only (and there for best) cookie that exists in the world is a burnt oatmeal rasin cookie made out s***... enjoy it while you can, before the cookie police catch you with it.
I wish I could draw.
978 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-26 06:23 ID:+ZyvkrP4 [Del]
>>977 you can draw perfectly. But the only thing you can draw are flaccid penises.
I wish I was better at parqor
979 Name: Enigami : 2016-09-26 07:35 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted, but you wind up moving to a place where parcor is useless (No buildings, just flat open land), making your skill worthless.
I wish fall weather would finally arrive.
980 Name: Black cat : 2016-09-26 07:49 ID:RP+YsBdq [Del]
Granted, fall has come but summer will never come again.
I wish I could get a boyfriend.
981 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-09-26 08:01 ID:hKbpSp/c [Del]
>>978 >>979 Guys, it's spelled 'parkour'...
>>980 You do, he's a body pillow though. Have fun :D
I wish I wasn't so annoying at times.
982 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-09-26 08:36 ID:m4oH00e5 [Del]
>>981 >>978 >>979Isn't there an auto-correct or something?
983 Name: Enigami : 2016-09-26 08:45 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>982 Yeah, there is. Odd.
>>981 Now Pieface, you know this wish is impossible.
But what the hell, I'll take a stab at it. Granted, you're less annoying. However, since being given annoying is your cardinal personality trait, no one knows who you are anymore. They think you're some evil twin, so they tie you to a pike and leave you to the dogs.
I wish I were more of a morning person.
984 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-09-26 08:56 ID:m4oH00e5 [Del]
Granted. Literally you're a person in the morning and an abomination any other time.
I wish my wishes had more substance.
985 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-09-26 09:31 ID:hKbpSp/c [Del]
>>984 They become solid. Solid pieces of shit.
>>983 You mean 'nice twin'.
I wish I was more evil, 24/7.
986 Name: Anonymocity : 2016-09-26 10:03 ID:E79ArbrS [Del]
Granted, you only become evil on the 24th of july
I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich
987 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-09-26 10:14 ID:hKbpSp/c [Del]
Not too bad really.
>>986 It's a melt.
I wish I was cold.
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989 Name: MutaterX : 2016-09-26 10:21 ID:PmdruKj8 [Del]
Granted, but you become so cold that you die of hypothermia
I wish I could shit gold bars
990 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-09-26 12:30 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>989 Granted, and you get internal bleeding along with it and then you die. Let this be a lesson, greed is deadly.
I wish for more colorful pumpkins.
991 Name: Black cat : 2016-09-26 13:03 ID:RP+YsBdq [Del]
Granted, pumpkins become more colorful but everything else turns black and white
I wish I had an anime charater character as my boyfriend.
992 Name: Enigami : 2016-09-26 13:50 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. It's Dio. Have fun dating an asshole.
I wish Pieface would get randomly slapped throughout his days.
993 Name: Boopwrang !PM7yJG3LAw : 2016-09-26 14:39 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
Granted, you were the one who did it and you killed him, you are now wanted as the most hated murderer and Pie is now our new harambe
I wish I didn't have to sleep
994 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-26 15:13 ID:jWTf5rT4 [Del]
>>993 granted, you never have to sleep again. And you can never sleep! You must spend your time in an empty room waiting for the sun to rise
I wish for incest.
995 Name: Kurinoporu !AGZDJWTEE2 : 2016-09-26 19:06 ID:0+Opcuqu [Del]
Granted. Now everyone knows you're having sex with your sister/brother. The neighbors always ask to watch.
I wish for money
996 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-26 19:41 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>>995 granted, you get one cent of money
I wish people replied in this thread more oftbe!!
997 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-09-26 20:02 ID:hKbpSp/c [Del]
>>993 Oi! Who the fuck wants to be Harambe?!
998 Name: Enigami : 2016-09-26 20:28 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>996 Granted. Now this thread gets a shit-ton of attention, but from shitposters.
I wish for some pizza bagels.
999 Name: Wasdie : 2016-09-26 22:27 ID:qcaWeSCo [Del]
Granted, but the pizza bagels were made in a kitchen that has never heard of a health code or cleaning and you get severe food poisoning.
I wish to be able to teleport into any universe and shapeshift.
1000 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-09-26 23:21 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>999 Granted, but you have know control of where you go or when you go. Also you're not supposed to have more than one wish a comment, but since the corruption is basically the same... you can shapeshift but you have no control of when you do so and what you turn into.
I wish guns could speak.
1001 Name: OroseC !puodSbGaRU : 2016-09-27 00:29 ID:zVffJVj+ [Del]
>>1000 Granted, but they can only speak in morse code..better stand clear.
I wish I was not phased by jealousy.
1002 Name: Ignight : 2016-09-27 03:59 ID:Rzd+ODQ7 [Del]
>>1001 Granted, You are no longer affected by "Phased" when the "Jealousy" trigger is activated.
(Phased - Can move through units)
I wish the gods would be real (You could meet them at one point or another) and there'd be lots of them (10-50?)
1003 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-27 05:28 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>1002 grabted, all the gods from every religion are real. Sadly thry all hate each other. Starting a god-war, people loke zues and Athena are no match and it eventually becomes a battle against the schristian and Muslim gods. Sadly, they bith have the same ability and the world is forever living the crusades over again.
I wish I didn't have to scold so far down kn this thread
1004 Name: Ignight : 2016-09-27 07:52 ID:Rzd+ODQ7 [Del]
>>1003 Granted?
Just press the "End" key...........
I wish that the next wish someone wishes doesn't get corrupted (:
1005 Name: Enigami : 2016-09-27 08:15 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>1004 Granted. Now my wish won't be merely corrupted, it'll be absolutely obliterated. Thanks for that.
Even though this wish is futile, I'd still like to wish for total exemption from paying tuition.
1006 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-09-27 09:12 ID:U6OUeFtf [Del]
>>1005 Granted, and then your college shuts down. No education for you.
I wish "I didn't have any homework."
1007 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-27 11:52 ID:cAtMYSl5 [Del]
>>1006 Granted. But you're unable to connect the internet now.
I wish I could make some "real" friends.
1008 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-09-27 14:02 ID:YYVwV9Wt [Del]
>>1007 Granted, you go to a factory and make the Fur Real Friends toys, have fun with that.
I wish pencils didn't get dull.
1009 Name: Indigo !8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2016-09-27 16:08 ID:HLQHHcMA [Del]
Granted, but the pencils now become so sharp that they cut through anything they come in contact with, including your hands.
I wish I could have a neverending box of pizza.
1010 Name: Boopwrang !PM7yJG3LAw : 2016-09-27 16:21 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
Granted, Now you have a box with a hole in the middle, a piston is under it and whenever you finish the pizza, a pizza goes through the piston and the piston pushes up the pizza so now you have a pizza box that always will have pizza. Also this will cost you 5 trillion dollars that will go through you entire family tree unless paid.You can keep this when you have nothing though ;)
I wish I didn't miss the sale
1011 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-27 18:57 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>>1010 granted, you don't miss the sale...because you ARE the sale!
I wish for deqth
1012 Name: Enigami : 2016-09-28 08:49 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>1011 Granted. You get deqth, a new drug that makes you stay up for days on end. Downside, you'll get a little sleepy after.
I wish the past were more easily forgotten.
1013 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-28 10:31 ID:Up7v+etf [Del]
>>1012 granted you get amneasia.
I wish for DEATH.
1014 Name: Kokoro!vDQhWY7uP2 : 2016-09-29 10:19 ID:4K86k3or [Del]
>>1013 You'll get death - and by that, I mean, everyone around you dies. Have fun being the only one alive.
I WISH FOR A CHEAP APARTMENT THAT IS NOT FOR OLD PEOPLE
1015 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-29 10:32 ID:B8J2Uxao [Del]
>>1014 granted, you get an apartment that has an age limit on it anyine even a day older than you are now gets kicked out. You get evicted tomnorow.
I wish my life was more loke a movie (and I didn't die in two hours)
1016 Name: Enigami : 2016-09-29 10:43 ID:8Jfrrp8T [Del]
>>1015 Granted. Your life is like a horror movie. You're the comic relief character. You know what happens to them typically? Yeah, sorry...
I wish I didn't rush during tests. It's almost certainly what always miles mein standardized testing.
1017 Name: Yuhie : 2016-09-29 15:27 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
"It's almost certainly what always miles mein standardized testing." ???????
1018 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-09-29 16:02 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>1017 Autocorrect = probably "always kills me in"
>>1016 Granted, now you go over the time limit and fail.
I wish flying cars weren't a lie.
1019 Name: Enigami : 2016-09-29 20:27 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1017 Ah shit, damn auto correct...
>>1018 Granted. They aren't a lie, they're a secret. Flying cars exist, but are reserved for the most elite of the elite. You'll never drive one.
I wish auto correct didn't make me sound so stupid.
1020 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-09-29 20:45 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>>1019 granted, autocorrect makes you sound like a genius, witch most people don't undertsand.
I wish people would stop corrupting wishes.
1021 Name: stamps : 2016-09-29 22:54 ID:FwV7GJms [Del]
>>1020 Granted. Now everyone feels compelled against their will to never respond to this thread, and it dies.
I wish my existential crisis would go away.
1022 Name: Fujinuma !imQYOtW7Ik : 2016-09-30 08:49 ID:OylRMiHo [Del]
>>1020 "which" not "witch". They're two very different things lol.
>>1021 Granted. Read Kiekegaard and Existentialism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9JCwkx558o
1023 Name: Fujinuma !imQYOtW7Ik : 2016-09-30 08:51 ID:OylRMiHo [Del]
Kierkegaard. I was typing fast RIP.
1024 Name: Yuhie : 2016-09-30 14:28 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
I wish I didnt have to take my test
1025 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-01 00:20 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted, now the test takes you.
I wish I had a new pair of headphones.
1026 Name: MutaterX : 2016-10-01 09:23 ID:9k5UqBYs [Del]
Granted, the headphones are noise canceling headphones and will never come off your head (you can no longer hear)
I wish I had the power to turn invisible
1027 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-10-01 09:26 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>1026 Granted, and then you get run over be a car while crossing the street.
I wish the person below me makes an interesting wish.
1028 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-10-01 09:35 ID:d/YXElrF [Del]
Granted.
I wish I made an interesting wish.
That is also my wish.
1029 Name: Indigo !8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2016-10-02 01:44 ID:8ymInwLu [Del]
Granted. Your wish is now 100x more amazing. Everybody loves you. Although when you make your next wish, everyone will realize how uninteresting you are and leave you forever.
I wish for a giant pizza cake that is amazing
1030 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-10-02 01:54 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>1029 Granted, you get a picture of it. It is amazing.
I wish humans could percieve more colors in the light spectrum.
1031 Name: Night : 2016-10-02 10:32 ID:ifuHC/d+ [Del]
>>1030 granted, we may now see 3 extra shades of vomit yellow.
I wish my country had vending machines that dispensed cats.
1032 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-02 17:00 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted, but the cats spread disease.
I wish that weeaboos never existed.
1033 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-10-02 20:46 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>>1032 granted, weeaboo never exist, and there for neither do the dollars. Thanks for the time paradox
I wish I was in a mafia family
1034 Name: King monokuma : 2016-10-02 22:14 ID:BkdK4GXw [Del]
>>1033 granted, but they get slaughtered before you become boss
I wish that I own a portal gun
1035 Name: Night : 2016-10-03 04:51 ID:ifuHC/d+ [Del]
>>1034 Granted, but you are now stuck in a room with no portalable surfaces
I wish Phan was real
1036 Name: Fujinuma !imQYOtW7Ik : 2016-10-03 12:17 ID:OylRMiHo [Del]
>>1033 Even if weaboos don't exist anymore, anime still does and the Dollars still do.
>>1035 Eh, I guess I'll grant this one if you're prepared to break the GFs' hearts.
1037 Name: FruitPunchSamurai G : 2016-10-04 01:34 ID:8BpFCGPN [Del]
I wish for something to happen. Something exciting, thrilling. Anything.
1038 Name: Naga saki : 2016-10-04 10:14 ID:cjENjad8 [Del]
>>1037 granted. A bunch of scary killer clowns are roaming the country. Exiting isn't it?
1039 Name: stamps : 2016-10-04 15:54 ID:sEMmbIXM [Del]
>>1038 It's not exciting, it becomes the new norm. Everyone is a killer clown.
I wish for world peace.
1040 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-10-04 15:57 ID:FA7eNwS+ [Del]
Granted. All humans perished.
I wish it would rain meteors.
1041 Name: RIkkaChi : 2016-10-04 18:10 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted, your family dies by getting crushed by these raining meteors. Leaving you depressed and with a severe case of PTSD.
I wish I could un-see things.
1042 Name: Night : 2016-10-05 04:58 ID:ifuHC/d+ [Del]
>>1041 Granted, you have now unseen everything.
I wish for the sun to explode.
1043 Name: Yukito : 2016-10-05 06:33 ID:Bq/8doYd [Del]
I wish i could be happy, and i wish everybory be happy too
1044 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-10-05 07:20 ID:hbfG41o4 [Del]
>>1042 Sadly, it explodes. Then time is reverted. A ten minute loop, with everyone's consiousness sent back.
Enjoy your 10 miinutes!
>>1043 Not how you do this mate. Read OP.
We're happy dead.
I wish people would stop eating my cake.
1045 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-05 09:52 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>1044 Granted. They eat your pie instead.
I wish I could get at least a couple hours more sleep each night.
1046 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-10-05 09:57 ID:SW7/V/K9 [Del]
>>1045 24 hours total. Have fun.
I wish people wouldn't take my pie....
1047 Name: Naga saki : 2016-10-05 16:08 ID:BSrbpsQ8 [Del]
Granted, people don't take your pie, because it's gnasty
1048 Name: Steph : 2016-10-06 09:15 ID:dmiU0eBy [Del]
I wish there to be more of Durarara!
1049 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-06 09:49 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>1047 You didn't make a new wish.
>>1048 You don't just make wishes, you corrupted what came before. Unless you're making a wish on the person before you's behalf...
That's how I choose to see it, I guess. I grant your wish, but the new material is so far removed in terms of quality from the original run.
I wish I could explore my dreams.
1050 Name: Reisuke-kun : 2016-10-06 11:18 ID:Ur0NvHhj [Del]
>>1049You can explore your dreams but they are all real even your nightmares, so don't get your head cut off in your dream!
I wish for those freaking clowns to go away
1051 Name: Yuhie : 2016-10-06 13:16 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
Granted,there will be no clowns around because you are in heavan because they murdered you
I wish I didn't lag in my games
1052 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-06 19:22 ID:tmupQLCv [Del]
Granted,you now don't play games. Your games no longer lag.
I wish I was sane.
1053 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-10-06 21:01 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
Granted, but only when you're by yourself.
I wish I could remember people's names right.
1054 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-10-06 21:28 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>1053 Granted, now you remember everyone's names... "Are you a fucking stalker?" is their general reaction to this.
I wish humans would take more responsibility.
1055 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-07 07:37 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1054 Granted. Now humans take on too much responsibility, and work themselves to death.
I wish my sister's dog wasn't crazy.
1056 Name: KaidaHoshiko : 2016-10-07 21:52 ID:K6bjPsWN [Del]
Granted. Now your sister takes on a split crazed personality to cope with her beloved dogs sudden change in behavior and it takes a turn for the worse.
I wish for a decent paying job.
1057 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-08 11:59 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted, but now every decent paying job is $1 per hour. Have fun working yourself to death.
I wish for world domination.
1058 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-10-08 12:02 ID:vQKU9y4Q [Del]
But not by you.
I wish for a bubble tea recipe.
1059 Name: RageKing : 2016-10-08 12:27 ID:ZPv1iQxz [Del]
GRANTED, but you now hate bubble tea
i wish for the worlds best computer.
1060 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-10-08 12:52 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
Granted the world's best computer comes into existance, but you didn't get it.
I wish I could afford anything with my current income.
1061 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-08 13:41 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You may buy anything with your current income, but it turns to ashes the second the transaction is complete.
I wish Elder Scrolls VI wasn't so far away.
1062 Name: Porker : 2016-10-08 17:20 ID:cw+yTWS7 [Del]
Granted.But it will me the worst elder scrolls of all time.
I wish for ps4 mods to return.
1063 Name: Naga saki : 2016-10-09 11:18 ID:f0sY6JPV [Del]
>>1062 granted, but the mods all crash your game.
I wish the fourth reich would rise to power.
1064 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-10 09:36 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
Wow. Really? Well that's messed up on a lot of levels, but okay. Your wish is granted. However, because of your wish, a second Holocaust occurs, killing untold numbers of innocent people. Eugenics also becomes a popular practice, and many with undesirable genetic characteristics are rounded up and sterilized or executed. Guess who this includes?
I wish some ideas would just disappear forever, never to be reborn again.
1065 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-10 10:38 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted, now the idea of you, Enigami, is to never disappear.Forever.
I wish I could bring any fictional thing into reality.
1066 Name: Naga saki : 2016-10-10 12:24 ID:Crt+S7N2 [Del]
>>1065 granted, but fir some reason you decide the first thing you want to make real is a world-ending bomb
1067 Name: Boopwrang !PM7yJG3LAw : 2016-10-10 15:42 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
>>1066 because you had no wish it shall be taken
I wish we didn't have common core
1068 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-10 16:43 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1067 Granted. You now learn only one subject, and it's whatever subject you hate most.
I wish I were consistently awesome.
1069 Name: Naga saki : 2016-10-11 06:35 ID:KjwiQi1P [Del]
>>1068 granted, you are so awsome that no one can leave you alone. Say hello to stalkers, and im not talking Mika level. Imagine 100 mikas, but all more "wear your face as a mask" as the last. The tabloids can't get enough of you. You keep saying things thay are easy tk construed wrong, and the papararzi. You get no privacy and it eventually leads you to suicide.
I wish they made a durarara x3, but it was actually good.
1070 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-12 00:03 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
It's good. But, you can't watch it for some weird reason. Your body just rejects it. Every time you try to watch DRRR x3 you get a seizure.
I wish it was easier to corrupt wishes in a way so it makes sense.
1071 Name: Dr Madori : 2016-10-12 07:25 ID:IL6vcbFf [Del]
You become the worlds greatest wish corrupter, however this power causes you to corrupt even your own, leaving you an empty husk of your former self, your own dreams haunted by the wishes you can never have.
I wish i had cheese.
1072 Name: Fujinuma !imQYOtW7Ik : 2016-10-12 08:28 ID:OylRMiHo [Del]
Granted. You are now surrounded by a mansion of cheese, and eat so much of it that you raise the per capita amount of cheese eaten, and also raise the amount of people who die in their bedsheets.
I wish I had $10,000,000.
1073 Name: Naga saki : 2016-10-12 08:55 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>>1072 granted, 10,000,000 dollars is transfered into your bank account, but you forget the password
I wish I got to be a vouce actor in the abridged series.
1074 Name: Dr Madori : 2016-10-12 16:11 ID:IL6vcbFf [Del]
Granted but everyone thinks it sucks and DRRR becomes the most hated anime in existence, the dollars website shuts down and everyone knows your disgusting voice was to blame.
I wish I never messed up in Five fingered Fellet.
1075 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-12 17:46 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted, you didn't. But then you got cocky and tried it ten times quicker than supposed to be completed. You end up chopping off your hand.
I wish that I could get a new phone.
1076 Name: Naga saki : 2016-10-12 17:50 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>>1075 granted, enjoy your Nokia 1
I wish there was a wishing thread where people didn't corrupt the wishes and just granted them.
1077 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-12 19:31 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. It's the most boring thread ever.
I wish fall break were here already.
1078 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-12 23:03 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted, but Fall break now means the purge. You have doomed us all.
I wish I could get 707(Luciel's) jacket.
(Pretty sure Mystic Messenger is popular enough to make a reference, right?)
1079 Name: CinnamonRoll : 2016-10-13 06:09 ID:FxyxI1fU [Del]
Granted, but instead of Luciel, you acquire Yoosung's jacket. You're now a masochist with a raging cousin complex.
I wish it would rain french toast and bubble tea.
1080 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-13 07:31 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. The world is buried in French toast and drowned in bubble tea. There are no survivors.
I wish I had precognition.
1081 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-10-13 08:12 ID:KpK0Anid [Del]
Granted, but in exchange you lose recognition. In other words, you can't speak, can't remember anything (even what happened a few seconds ago), and can't understand anything. But hey, you're literally living in the moment so why not.
I wish Tonberry would come visit.
1082 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-13 20:30 ID:tmupQLCv [Del]
Granted, but Tonberry doesn't visit while you're around.
I wish that I could stop seeing anime, manga, AND video games spoilers everywhere.
1083 Name: Naga saki : 2016-10-14 05:46 ID:r1stwFQg [Del]
>>1082 granted, yo7 stop seeing anime and manga. And video game spoilers are everywbere.
1084 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-14 07:34 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1083 Why no new wish?
Guess I'll make one. I wish cults of personality never existed.
1085 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-10-14 07:43 ID:ZULBU9Cg [Del]
>>1084 Mass culling exists instead.
I wish that I weren't as dark as I am.
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1087 Name: breathlessWind : 2016-10-14 07:58 ID:ppQaJbYn [Del]
Shit sorry.
>>1085 You are now a glowing person. You die of radiation poison within the week.
My wish is the same.
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1089 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-14 10:44 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>1087 The same as Pieface's?
If so, granted. You're now the most bright, sunshiny person who ever lived. You're stoned to death within a week.
I wish people would say what they mean.
1090 Name: Valdr : 2016-10-14 13:38 ID:IZzjCiPm [Del]
>>1089 Everyone you know tells you they hate you.
I wish the fire alarm hadn't gone off while I was napping.
1091 Name: jill : 2016-10-14 14:35 ID:YnHEIk3T [Del]
>>1090 Granted, the fire alarm system was broken and didn't go off. You were burnt to death in your sleep.
I wish I have a chocolate shake with the actual content, with no poison or anything inedible mixed with it.
1092 Name: Valdr : 2016-10-14 15:09 ID:bFuYsel7 [Del]
>>1091 Granted. You get a cup full of carbon molecules. The oxygen and hydrogen molecules dissipated into the air.
I wish this chemistry lecture wasn't so boring.
1093 Name: Ash : 2016-10-14 20:03 ID:vbeegTAW [Del]
i wish i could tell my family about the boyfriend im very proud of
1094 Name: Nzaga saki : 2016-10-14 21:00 ID:3P7nIf+V [Del]
>>1093 granted, yoh can tell them, but that doesn't mean they're gonna be proud, too.l
1095 Name: Fujinuma !imQYOtW7Ik : 2016-10-14 22:31 ID:ZVRHNgJS [Del]
>>1092 Granted. Your professor decides to take you all outside, having you bring chemicals and materials, in a competition to use the things you're learning and apply those concepts to an instrument to cover the campus in a blue paint that you must create from the things you have on hand. Good luck.
>>1093 No wish granting?
>>1094 No new wish?
I wish I consistently had the motivation to keep bettering myself and to become the person I want to be (some days it's hard, man).
1096 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-10-14 22:35 ID:ZULBU9Cg [Del]
American Psycho much?
I wish I actually watched the movies I referenced.
1097 Name: WHO DIS IS DIS ME YOU WHO : 2016-10-15 00:10 ID:lV3Sj+88 [Del]
Granted you now are forced to go in a room,tied up, and have your eyes taped open. Your eyes will automatically recieve eydrops.All the foods that you'll are unhealty. you will have to eat popcorn and your choice of beverages between coke,sprite,aloe,milk,and a mcflurry. You have to watch the same movies that you talked about 42 times.
I wish I had a minifridge
1098 Name: Valdr : 2016-10-15 00:52 ID:IZzjCiPm [Del]
>>1097 Granted. A mini fridge falls from the sky, crushing you to death.
I wish I wasn't so damn tired.
1099 Name: Aeterna!HERESY3OoI : 2016-10-15 01:34 ID:LsyufmdA [Del]
>>1098Granted. You can now never wake up. You'll never be tired again.
I wish that money inflation ceased to exist.
1100 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-15 08:08 ID:iuIBkzls [Del]
>>1099 Granted. Now deflation is the new norm. The world economy is fucked.
I wish I could control what I dream about.
1101 Name: Naga saki : 2016-10-15 08:51 ID:0WbIycAf [Del]
>>1100 granted, you can controll your dreams. But you always get paranoid and accidentally create nughtmares
1102 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-15 20:15 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
>>1101 You didn't make a wish, so you are sentenced to death.
I wish Naga saki could spell the word "nightmares" correctly.
1103 Name: Kokoro!vDQhWY7uP2 : 2016-10-16 04:51 ID:ieG8jhB4 [Del]
>>1102 Naga saki can now spell 'nightmares' correctly, however, they now misspell any other word.
I wish it would be nicer weather - nothing overboard, just... some sun and at least room temperature.
1104 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-10-16 05:30 ID:K9B7GRbW [Del]
Granted. The weather's nice.. in some parts of the world where you don't live.
I wish my wish had a flowery pattern.
1105 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-16 08:55 ID:iuIBkzls [Del]
Granted. Your wish is for a floral patterned dress. It doesn't look good on you, though. In fact, it only looks good on literally anyone else but you.
I wish it were easier for me to relax.
1106 Name: Naga saki : 2016-10-16 10:04 ID:kg+mmQ93 [Del]
>>1105 granted, now all you can dk js relax, you relax all day and never get any work done. You get kicked out of your one room apartment and live on the street. But jts whatever,dude.
I wish I could do something fun. J don't even care jf I die afterwards.
1107 Name: Fon Lika : 2016-10-16 12:06 ID:3WDArUQD [Del]
Wish my true personality to be accepted
1108 Name: Valdr : 2016-10-16 13:22 ID:Mvpv5V7I [Del]
>>1107 Granted. Your true personality is accepted. Suddenly, everyone around thinks and acts exactly like you do. You live out the rest of your days in monotony.
I wish I had one ping-pong ball with which to play psagi.
1109 Name: Titan : 2016-10-16 15:28 ID:VLu6/jNc [Del]
I wish watch anime forever.
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1112 Name: BarabiSama !lmBitchbiw : 2016-10-16 16:52 ID:neB2yve+ [Del]
>>1107 >>1109 Ignored for not following the rules.
>>1106 Granted. You have the time of your life on one amazing night, then never have fun again. You die of old age, unamused and regretful.
>>1108 Granted. The ball has a condition for use that curses every game: the losers will die by an accident or of natural causes within 24 hours after failure. Congrats on killing all your friends and rivals, failing to put two and two together until it's too late.
The cops are catching onto the mysterious deaths with you as their link. You're sorted into the championship finale against a stronger team and lose just as the cops come in for the final arrest... But, to their lament, you pass away mysteriously in holding before the cops can charge you for any suspected crimes. RIP, murderer.
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I fish wish.
1113 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-10-16 19:50 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>1112 granted, you fish for wishes, but you reel in... NOTHING!!!
I wish Everyone had wishes about helping other people.
1114 Name: Kuudere !nDs1lC1ZZc : 2016-10-17 02:07 ID:DIKjBi9+ [Del]
>>1113Granted. Everyone has wishes about helping other people, but they never come true. In fact, the people they wished to help suffer even more misfortune than before.
I wish I was the main character in a shoujo anime, and I had a cute mascot character as my sidekick. (I'm prepared for the gore, BRING IT ON)
1115 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-10-17 02:32 ID:8ArY7E32 [Del]
>>1114 And..... you're the main character of a fujoshi anime. You know, the one that's airing this season?
Mascot is a body pillow.
Delete 'vore' from my memories.
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1117 Name: Naga saki : 2016-10-18 06:46 ID:/OCMJ02Q [Del]
Bump
I wish for an actual wush.
1118 Name: Ignight : 2016-10-18 07:20 ID:Rzd+ODQ7 [Del]
Ignoring nagasaki...
>>1115 Granted, You now have no memories associated with the word 'vore', you forget all hentai websites and images you've seen along with it.. and anime... and BBS..
I wish I had a group of people IRL I could play DnD with (not over the interwebs, but on a physical tabletop.)
1119 Name: Valdr!ValdrPyl9. : 2016-10-18 14:42 ID:0zJiAraZ [Del]
>>1118 Granted. you and your newfound friends are killed almost immediately by some creature your Dungeon Master came up with.
I wish this professor could answer a damn question without launching into a 15 minute diatribe about whatever piqued his fancy.
1120 Name: Kyousuke : 2016-10-18 18:07 ID:3cHhoxlB [Del]
>>1119 Granted, now he goes into a 15 minute diatribe about his life experiences
I wish i could wish something
1121 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-18 20:21 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
You wish for immortality. When the world ends, you spend the rest of eternity by yourself.
I wish I didn't have this cold.
1122 Name: Valdr!ValdrPyl9. : 2016-10-19 16:45 ID:Mvpv5V7I [Del]
>>1121 Granted. You no longer have an immune system. Every little virus, bacteria, and disease that comes your way kills you. You are dead.
I wish I had finished my homework.
1123 Name: Boopwrang !PM7yJG3LAw : 2016-10-19 17:18 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
>>1122 Granted, the teacher is so impressed that you did your homework so great, he multiplies your homework by times 9001 so he doesn't make fun of your amazing intelligence by giving you such average IQ problems.
I wish I had some aloe vera drinks
1124 Name: Conduit : 2016-10-19 19:30 ID:7BAJPOJz [Del]
Granted, but you only have two very small drinks and they are less than a quarter full.
I wish to good at impersonating people's voices
1125 Name: Arggester !FfjkCsxeUo : 2016-10-20 15:15 ID:IhovpF53 [Del]
Granted but you can only do it once per person
I wish i had superspeed
1126 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-20 19:57 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1125 Granted. However, your body can't handle the sheer G's of the speed. You know what extreme G's do to your body? The faster you accelerate, the faster your body breaks down. Have fun with that.
I wish I could think of more inventive wishes.
1127 Name: Ayumi nakada : 2016-10-21 19:31 ID:WJuVAMB4 [Del]
Granted you think of so many wishes you grow impatient waiting for people to answer them so you can make new ones and you break your computer out of rage
I wish my room was clean
1128 Name: Angelus : 2016-10-22 23:09 ID:7cSqOuxU [Del]
Granted but it is so clean that nothing in your room is left. All your belongings are gone.
I wish I could grant wishes
1129 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-10-22 23:10 ID:aHdFhqX/ [Del]
>>1128 Yeah, the unsavory type only. Hope you have being sent to Hell once this all ends.
I wish I was better at anything.
1130 Name: Nagakura : 2016-10-22 23:45 ID:jbufsbcW [Del]
Granted, you are now better at being the worst at everything.
I wish I my own place to live.
1131 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-10-23 10:42 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted, your home is now a small, card board box.
I wish I could be a NEET.
1132 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-10-23 10:47 ID:tfY5Qj/e [Del]
Granted. You're a NEET (Not enlightened, entertained, thrilled).
Good luck living your boring life.
I wish I had another tail.
1133 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-10-24 01:30 ID:aHdFhqX/ [Del]
Not really fun having a tail grow from your face.
I WISH SIWI
1134 Name: Boopwrang !PM7yJG3LAw : 2016-10-24 11:17 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
Granted,Stockholm International Water Institute is now here
I wish I didn't need glasses
1135 Name: Nakura : 2016-10-24 15:42 ID:NztGL9T/ [Del]
Granted, now you are blind.
I wish to reborn in new body with all my memory.
1136 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-24 15:56 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. It's the body of an obese quadruple amputee.
I wish lab work wasn't so tedious.
1137 Name: NoRep : 2016-10-26 03:50 ID:Aq6W1Vc5 [Del]
Granted. Your work is now simple but contributes to nothing and is therefor absolutely useless.
I wish I could get more motivation to acheive my goals.
1138 Name: Enigami : 2016-10-26 07:56 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>1137 Well, my lab work already was useless, since it's chemistry lab in college, and therefore adds nothing to the field. But you couldn't have known that.
Anyway, your wish is granted. However, you might be too motivated. You go to extremes lengths to achieve your goals. One day, you are forced to kill someone you love in order to advance your agenda. Hope the turmoil is worth it.
I wish people were more prompt in general.
1139 Name: Aeterna!HERESY3OoI : 2016-11-03 23:01 ID:LsyufmdA [Del]
>>1138Granted. Everything is now delivered instantly, leading to an even more entitled generation.
I wish for the fishing of wishes to begin again.
1140 Name: Enigami !Pg4Gkav.2A : 2016-11-10 09:25 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1139 No wonder this thread went dead for a while...
Granted. Fish wishes return, to the disdain of everyone. Everyone finds out it was you who was responsible for their return, and they lock you up and throw away the key.
I wish I weren't sick.
1141 Name: Indigo !UikOHswi6s : 2016-11-10 17:09 ID:Yg3QNVNn [Del]
Granted. You're not sick anymore. You're not even mildly cool. You have no friends.
I wish Bernie Sanders were President.
1142 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-11-10 23:11 ID:lzb+eEfh [Del]
And then he's just a political puppet for Trump and Hillary.
I wish fish were made of chocolate.
1143 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-11-11 01:38 ID:rlfb5rww [Del]
Granted, you get fish-flavoured chocolate. And you have a few seconds before Nyanka and Neko snag it.
I wish taking a shower was easier than it seems.
1144 Name: Hatash!HATStoI1IE : 2016-11-11 08:05 ID:TeDDR5EI [Del]
>>1143 Granted. Shower in a bott-NO WAIT, THAT'S COOKING OIL! Misleading spray cans sure are assholes.(The fact that happens too with cleaning/cooking sprays, coughcough Great Value coughcough)
I wish for the best graphics card for my computer.
1145 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-11-11 08:14 ID:y1A3yVho [Del]
>>1144 Everything else is shit. Literally.
I wish for mega-Godzillas to cameo in every movie.
1146 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-11-13 11:17 ID:cYaqhYUM [Del]
>>1145 Granted, but only in the last-minute after-credit scene which hardly anyone stays to watch anyway.
I wish children weren't so hyper.
1147 Name: TheWeatherMan : 2016-11-13 17:29 ID:xdw8IFuw [Del]
>>1146 Granted, but all that hype will be in you and activate when talking to someone.
I wish I could play perfectly on piano.
1148 Name: Basti !ZkPP6Ji8iw : 2016-11-13 17:55 ID:LeWLmrWG [Del]
>>1147 Granted, but you forever lose the ability to read sheet music.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
1149 Name: MusicIsKey21 : 2016-11-13 20:16 ID:gwrPb0S3 [Del]
>>1148 Granted,but you can never have any of those wishes come true.
I wish I could juggle.
1150 Name: Nutmeg : 2016-11-14 20:16 ID:5JNfwND3 [Del]
>>1149 Granted, but you can never stop juggling
I wish I did better in tests
1151 Name: Fuji !imQYOtW7Ik : 2016-11-14 20:49 ID:ZVRHNgJS [Del]
>>1150 Granted. You do so well on your tests that you're taken by the government to be studied and tested to see what exactly you can do and what makes you so different. You never see daylight again and spend your days doing advanced calculus.
I wish I were better at empathising.
1152 Name: Kurosuke (You'll never know) : 2016-11-16 01:07 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
>>1151 GRANTED. you are so great at EMPATHIZING you understand everyone but nobody understands you. even yourself.
... should I even wish? I might not be back again..
1153 Name: Boopwrang : 2016-11-18 09:24 ID:lV3Sj+88 [Del]
>>1152 I'll take your wish,I wish I knew what
>>1152 was talking about
1154 Name: lord zino : 2016-11-18 17:27 ID:KKLrwyp8 [Del]
Granted, he was talking about how your mom was in bed last night
I wish I was the god of balance.
1155 Name: Sevati Angelous : 2016-11-18 20:05 ID:sh3FDlCb [Del]
I wish I had the drive to do things, and the energy to do them.
1156 Name: Enigami !Pg4Gkav.2A : 2016-11-20 08:40 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1155 *sigh* I'll grant your wish, but please read the rules. You corrupted the previous wish first, then make one of your own.
You have drive and energy to do things, but the second these are acquired, you break every bone in your body, making it impossible to do anything.
>>1154 Granted. You're the God of Balance, he who is able to balance an egg on a spoon. Enjoy your meaningless godhood.
I wish my right arm didn't hurt to move while standing.
1157 Name: Kurosuke (kuroh was my trip) : 2016-11-20 19:14 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
>>1156granted. your arms wont ever hurt anymore, but both your legs will hurt instead
~
1158 Name: Enigami !Pg4Gkav.2A : 2016-11-21 10:24 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>1157 Dammit Kurosuke, why won't you make wishes?! You won't be forgotten anymore, I swear!
1159 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-11-21 18:33 ID:033Zcnb0 [Del]
>>1158 I believe it was ages ago, but someone made a wish that Kurosuke would never wish again.
1160 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-11-21 23:55 ID:/VK8DwPE [Del]
>>1158 >>1159We should make the wishes in his stead.
Kurouke's wish: I wish people would start calling me Milton again.
1161 Name: Kurosuke (kuroh was my trip) : 2016-11-22 01:27 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
granted. people started calling me "Kurosuke"
(i granted a wish made for me~ thank you everyone, really)
~
1162 Name: Enigami !Pg4Gkav.2A : 2016-11-22 12:53 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1159 Nah, she stopped because people kept skipping her. Someone made a wish so Nyanka couldn't wish anymore (may have been me...), but she got her rights back.
>>1161 This is getting old.
Fine, I'll make a wish, then. I wish Kurosuke would just wish again. I mean, goddamn.
1163 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-11-22 14:04 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>1162 You know, your wish is being granted and corrupted at the same time because whatever it is Kurosuke wishes for doesn't happen. So, instead, you should be wishing fir kurosuke not to make a wish, that way, if Kurosuke does make a wish, that wish would thus be corrupted.
I wish to be insane.
1164 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-11-22 15:00 ID:G9bn5FNE [Del]
>>1163 Granted, but you already are insane. Everyone's just been really nice about it and haven't said anything...
I wish everyone has wishes.
1165 Name: Enigami !Pg4Gkav.2A : 2016-11-22 15:29 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. Everyone but Kurosuke has a wish.
I wish I had less homework to do over Thanksgiving.
1166 Name: ImYourFriend : 2016-11-23 01:32 ID:XNwAPbS9 [Del]
I wish i can help people
1167 Name: Kurosuke (Kuroh was my trip) : 2016-11-23 03:37 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
bahahahaha!
>>1165 granted! go to
>>65>>1166 granted. you have CAN help people, meaning you have the ability to help them but you wont because you know it just inflates your ego.
1168 Name: Water The Toxic Savior !BgxF79hIoI : 2016-11-23 09:57 ID:wpV2xHkh [Del]
>>1167 That's fucking beautiful.
1169 Name: Enigami !Pg4Gkav.2A : 2016-11-23 14:26 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
New wish, cuz no one's stepping up.
I wish I could make anyone calm simply by saying "calm the fuck down!" (Myself, included).
1170 Name: Kurosuke (Kuroh was my trip) : 2016-11-23 19:39 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
>>1168 i dunno if that's sarcasm but I'll take it as compliment
1171 Name: ImYourFriend : 2016-11-25 08:10 ID:NAF8Q/Y1 [Del]
I wish that i have a brother
1172 Name: jill : 2016-11-25 15:00 ID:CwZkdgJw [Del]
>>1169 Granted, but that's the only words you can ever say forever.
>>1171 Granted, your brother turns out to be hermaprohdite, meaning your brother could be a sister.
I wish I win the Badminton tournament.
1173 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-11-25 16:33 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You win the badminton tournament, but not by skill. You cheat, by drugging the competition. Your foul play is discovered in an investigation, and your trophy is revoked. You're also imprisoned for 10 years, with no bail.
I wish this semester were done already.
1174 Name: assasinman2676 : 2016-11-25 20:04 ID:vEa1hew9 [Del]
granted, but you fail every test and all homework assignments and have to retake the entire class over the summer. I wish i could own an unbroken, unused ninja sword (its like a tiny katana)
1175 Name: Water The Toxic Savior !BgxF79hIoI : 2016-11-26 12:27 ID:wpV2xHkh [Del]
Granted, but every-time you use it, it's going to cut you deep enough to scar, and it's going to hurt, very badly.
I wish I wasn't so goddamn gay all the time!
1176 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-11-26 22:44 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted. BUT, your existence is so gay that you can't live without. Therefore, you no longer exist.
I wish I could do something that benefits humanity...if anything at all.
1177 Name: Kurosuke : 2016-11-27 03:12 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
>>1176 granted. you become oxygen.
1178 Name: jill : 2016-11-27 16:30 ID:T6IlNSsD [Del]
>>1177 I wish you start wishing already so I could start corrupting your wish
1179 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-11-27 20:40 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1178 You're wasting your breath.
Granted, but she decides to continue to be obstinate. Wishes have no power over the stubbornness of Kurosuke.
I wish I never felt stress.
1180 Name: Jinop : 2016-11-27 22:31 ID:x+/9K2kW [Del]
>>1179 Granted, but bring carefree, you arrive at the court for not going to school, with bad grades. It leads you to become a Mac-Donald employee flipping burgers.
I wish my family's age froze and no one would die of old age.
1181 Name: Kurosuke : 2016-11-28 00:35 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
>>1180 granted. not just age. you freeze altogether. what a happy family.
1182 Name: shirakuzo : 2016-11-28 15:16 ID:sUcO7x54 [Del]
YEH DO YOU GUYS WANT TO JOIN MY GANG/CLAN?
ITS CALLED THE DARK ANGLES
1183 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-11-28 16:10 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1182 Fuck off.
New wish: I wish people would stop RPing where it doesn't belong.
1184 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-11-28 16:11 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>1182 Granted we all joined your gang clan DARK ANGLES. Eventially there were too many of us that there were no more sharp angles and then the gang clan formed a circle and pushed people in the middle to Spell out DOLLARS. Dark Angles then ceased to be.
I Wish for reality to have anime logic.
1185 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-11-28 16:15 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1184 Uh, okay. Reality works like an anime now, but you're the Unappreciated Glasses-Kun.
My wish remains the same.
1186 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-11-28 16:21 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>1185 dang...
Your wish: Granted. People stop RPing where it doesn't belong... And then everybody's usernames on any site ever (except RPing ones) gets changed to their real names, With a picture identifying the person.
1187 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-11-28 16:23 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
I wish I stopped using the internet so often.
1188 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-11-28 17:34 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted. Instead of using the internet, you decide to take a walk. During this walk, you get kidnapped. You are raped then killed in the most brutal way you can think of.
I wish people didn't force me to take pictures.
1189 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-11-28 20:53 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. People don't force you to take pictures anymore. They just stealthily snap pics of you when you least expect it.
I wish for a reprieve.
1190 Name: Jinop : 2016-11-29 00:22 ID:x+/9K2kW [Del]
Granted, but when walking from your canceled work, the police holds you down and places handcuffs. You realize that you were framed, and you received a death sentence. Not so reprieving anymore.
I wish people would stop leaving me out on group activities during physical education.
1191 Name: Boopwrang !PM7yJG3LAw : 2016-12-01 12:48 ID:73LM7Euj [Del]
Granted, everyone leaves you out on everything now
I wish for a new labtop
1192 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-12-01 13:42 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1191 Hey, so did I! Guessing I just got yours.
I wish I felt better about where I'm at right now. I'm all caught with school work, and grad apps are all done. I should feel better, right?
1193 Name: Jinop !0UZD1OR/j. : 2016-12-01 19:26 ID:x+/9K2kW [Del]
>>1192(What makes you feel so uneasy? Since you caught up with mostly everything, you can relax, take vacations, sleep, etc. IF there is something worrying you, you can try figuring that out first.)
Wish granted. When you go out to eat, the steak you ordered suddenly flies through the kitchen on to your face. You realize this makes you feel bad, and never go to eat to that steak restaurant because of your bad lucks of steak slapping your face 24/7.
I wish I can fall into a deep sleep for one week.
1194 Name: Kurosuke : 2016-12-08 02:58 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
>>1193 sure. at the same time, you'd be having nightmares for an entire week you wished you were awake instead.
1195 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2016-12-29 10:39 ID:/8YIStNX [Del]
>>1194if you don't start wishing soon, even your corruptions are gonna get ignored. Master Pie's idea.
>>1193sure, but the dreams gave you schizophrenia resulting in disturbed sleep til the day you die.
I wish I had a special finishing move.
1196 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2016-12-29 11:00 ID:uHGu+JoL [Del]
>>1195 Subtly ignoring Kuroseme
You do, but every time you use it you get diarrhea. (Actualy plot of a manga btw)
I wish for world destruction. From farts.
1197 Post deleted by user.
1198 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2016-12-30 15:55 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1196 Granted. The world is brought to ruin through farts. You are the sole survivor in a smelly, smelly world. Also, there are no gas masks.
I wish for a bag that could store infinite things.
1199 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-12-30 17:53 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>1198 Granted, but you can't take anythig out once it's put in.
I wish potatoes looked more like apples.
1200 Name: DC : 2016-12-30 18:55 ID:ya/PUfRW [Del]
Granted but apples now look like potatoes and you also cant eat either
I wish I had wings
1201 Name: RikkaChi : 2016-12-31 23:13 ID:tmupQLCv [Del]
Granted, but now you're dead. Only angels have wings. And on top of that, you were killed in the most painful way you could imagine.
I wish...i wish...i wish.........I wish for a glass of guava juice.
1202 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-12-31 23:17 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>1201 Granted, you spill it all over yourself though you fucking clutz.
I wish carpet would die.
1203 Name: Jill : 2017-01-01 01:24 ID:T6IlNSsD [Del]
Granted, but you felt depress and dejected afterwards that you wish that it it alive.
I wish everyone a Happy new year!! :D
1204 Name: Heavenly Fire : 2017-01-01 07:22 ID:oFX4l1lt [Del]
Granted, but you are the only one with a terrible new year.
I wish for infinite wishes.
1205 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-01-01 07:37 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
>>1204 Granted, but you can only wish for fish.
I wish carpet was alive again.
1206 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-01 17:28 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. Carpet is alive and hungry, and decides you're the entrée.
I wish for a better year than 2016.
1207 Name: softy : 2017-01-03 01:08 ID:5EeOGp6U [Del]
>>1206 Granted. 2017 is great but all your loved ones die in 2018.
I wish my dogs didn't stink
1208 Name: Heavenly Fire : 2017-01-03 10:41 ID:oFX4l1lt [Del]
Granted. They don't, but you do.
I wish that reality TV didn't exist
1209 Name: Indigo !DlWp86VD0Q : 2017-01-03 18:43 ID:HLQHHcMA [Del]
Granted. All the reality TV show hosts are elected the presidents of America.
I wish that I had a neverending pile of pizzas
1210 Name: Kurosuke : 2017-01-05 20:19 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
>>1195 >>11969 oh wow. thats amazing!!! the both of you created a new way to bully me again. i feel so loved.
well then.
I wish i had a wish.
1211 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-06 07:43 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted! You have one wish, but it will be corrupted somehow. Better think it through pretty well if you wanna mitigate shittiness.
I wish for a good day.
1212 Name: Heavenly Fire : 2017-01-06 08:36 ID:PzP/wOQA [Del]
>>1209 Granted. You're allergic to pizza.
I wish that they'd hurry up and make Attack On Titan Season 2!
1213 Name: Neko !CATze2aJBc : 2017-01-06 12:46 ID:/8YIStNX [Del]
>>1210It's not bullying, dear. Since the bird went AWOL, there's no one to ven- shower our affection onto, so you're the recipient instead.
>>1212Granted. They killed all the main characters in the first episode though.
I wish I had a dream kitchen.
1214 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-06 18:37 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Well, thanks for skipping me guys.
>>1213 Granted. You have a kitchen that only exists in your dreams. That one was just too easy.
My previous wish still stands.
1215 Name: RikkaChi : 2017-01-07 10:40 ID:YvKCqNXH [Del]
Granted, but the next day is a living hell.
I wish for $100,000,000,000 in U.S currency.
1216 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-01-07 16:44 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
>>1215 Granted, a mentally unstable person forcefully shoves the millions of dollar bills down your throat until you suffocate and die. At least you died rich.
I wish for more octopi.
1217 Name: Kurosuke : 2017-01-07 20:01 ID:Gk5nUyB8 [Del]
>>1213 you slipped. i hope you date NZpieface. you seem to be getting along so well.
>>1216 granted. You eat them as octopi. after you wake up. you are now Ursula looking for ariel.
i wish I that dont wish.
1218 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-01-07 20:38 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
>>1217 Granted, there is now a you that doesn't wish, however YOU still have too. Grammar lol.
I wish humans weren't fag sucking, parasitic maggots.
1219 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-08 09:08 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1218 By fag, you mean cigarette, right? That's what I'm gonna assume.
Granted. People aren't fag sucking parasitic maggots. Instead, they are fag sucking symbiotic lampreys, clinging to you at all times.
I wish for warmer weather.
1220 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-01-08 14:40 ID:/8YIStNX [Del]
>>1217Nope. It's like the relationship between a goldfish and a parrot.
>>1219Granted. It's warm. And humid. Welcome to the tropics, and prepare for mosquito invasion. Have fun with Malaria!
I wish for world peace (make a good corruption please).
1221 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-01-09 02:48 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>1220 Granted. After massive genocide of cats, and cat lovers and anyone who supported and advocated for these kinds of people the world became full of peace. Everyone is peaceful. World peace achieved. But it was done through corrupt means.
1222 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-01-09 04:10 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
I wish my family knew how to save monwy.
1223 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-09 09:11 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. They know how to save monwy, but not money. :p
I wish we began colonizing other worlds.
1224 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-01-10 22:59 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
>>1223 Granted, we start packing people off to mars and then they die because it's not habitable. Plot twist, it was really population control the entire time.
I wish butterflies would mind their own business.
1225 Name: The Anony Mouse : 2017-01-11 12:30 ID:EFB8sFNP [Del]
Granted. The butterflies all died because they couldn't get to the flowers to drink the pollen because that's not their business, it's the flowers business.
I wish for infinite wishes.
1226 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-01-11 13:15 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
>>1225 Granted, but you can only wish for fish. (This is a very standard wish&grant btw.)
I wish blood was rainbow colored. (•_•)b
1227 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-11 16:18 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. Blood is now every color of the rainbow. People find this to be so beautiful, they slit their wrists in droves to see the glory. Suicide rates sky rocket.
I wish bees had a stable population, and weren't endangered.
1228 Name: Heavenly Fire : 2017-01-11 16:52 ID:rfba86te [Del]
Granted. In fact, there are so many bees that due to inbreeding they become deadly superbees.
I wish this wish was better.
1229 Name: Amamine : 2017-01-12 10:14 ID:INR3AYmf [Del]
Granted. The breed so frequently that everyone yells "Not the Bees!!!!!"
I wish for everyone to have a understanding of each other.
1230 Name: SIC-PARVIS-MAGNA : 2017-01-12 13:39 ID:O2Fv2v9D [Del]
I WISH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I COULD FIND SOMEONE THATS DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE TRASH PEOPLE THAT EXIST. AND THAT THAT MEETING CHANGE MY LIFE AND GIVE ME A REASON TO LIVE.
1231 Name: Hatash!HATStoI1IE : 2017-01-12 13:49 ID:TeDDR5EI [Del]
>>1230 You're doing it wrong. Not granted.
>>1229 Granted, though they understand mostly the bad side of each other and everyone's left in isolation. Everyone dies as the population decreases until extinction.
I wish I had more time to do more stuff.
1232 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-12 13:54 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
>>1231 Granted. Time freezes around the world for everyone but you. Now you've got all the time in the world, but are isolated.
I wish for someone to make a wish in my stead. Not feeling it today.
1233 Name: HoneyBunny : 2017-01-14 09:04 ID:kwU9DEVz [Del]
Granted. I wish for this thread to end. (MOUAHAHAHAHA)
1234 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-01-22 08:58 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
Granted, it will end at 1337 posts.
I wish the sun smiled more often.
1235 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-22 10:56 ID:iuIBkzls [Del]
Granted. The sun creepily smiles down at you whenever it's out. You try to tell others about this creepiness, but they label you schizophrenic.
I wish old habits died easily.
1236 Name: negawa !QE4o4srqbw : 2017-01-22 20:40 ID:HLQHHcMA [Del]
Granted. All of your old habits, such as breathing and blinking, die out and so do you.
I wish I had a better tripcode
1237 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-01-23 03:22 ID:VghLR5ph [Del]
>>1236 Granted, but you don't get it here you get it in the RTT.
I wish sounds didn't have to be so painful.
1238 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-23 09:13 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1237 Granted. Sounds don't have to be painful, but they will be anyway.
I wish phrasing were easier.
1239 Name: Ryonosuke!FzAyW.Rdbg : 2017-01-23 13:58 ID:QIgdp43J [Del]
I wish life wasn't boring(writing this during science clas btw.... ahem!)
1240 Name: Kalizco !qinsSm6j3M : 2017-01-24 16:52 ID:tYjrT+Jg [Del]
I wish i could fall asleep, but I'm not feeling tired
1241 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-24 17:37 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1239>>1240 Guys, that's not how this thread works. Corrupt the previous wish, then make one of your own. You don't just make wishes. Please read the initial post whenever you post in a thread.
1242 Name: Ketsu !PtikV314wo : 2017-01-26 12:52 ID:MXx7BoE7 [Del]
>>1238 Granted, but now you sound stupid.
I wish I had money for food.
1243 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2017-01-26 13:01 ID:4buIUUep [Del]
>>1242 Granted, you get arrested for stealing money for food.
I wish power cords were the perfect length to be useful.
1244 Name: Ketsu !PtikV314wo : 2017-01-26 13:10 ID:MXx7BoE7 [Del]
>>1243 Granted, but nothing can be perfect so all power cords disappear.
I wish I could stop wishing on this thread.
1245 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-26 17:42 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You stop wishing on this thread and start wishing on others. Regardless, your wishes are in vain.
I wish wishes weren't in vain.
1246 Name: JNR$ : 2017-01-26 18:59 ID:IzJEPIKu [Del]
1245 granted now everyones wishes are granted but since its common now there not worth as much to people i wish to stop coming to this pointless section known as random
1247 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-27 08:34 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1246 Granted. No posts here anymore. Instead, they take all of their inane bullshit right to your door. Have fun with that.
I wish people could be content with what they have.
1248 Name: Akiabo !4Snw0YzxhI : 2017-01-27 09:51 ID:5LPhuCuL [Del]
>>1247 Granted, But everybody now has nothing.
I wish I had friends
1249 Name: Ketsu !PtikV314wo : 2017-01-27 11:12 ID:MXx7BoE7 [Del]
>>1248 Granted, but now you have friends that are assholes.
I wish my crush knew that I liked her.
1250 Name: Alex : 2017-01-27 11:28 ID:JAI/jGCQ [Del]
>>1249 Your crush knows you like her, but she doesn't like you back.
I wish I was the gender I identify as
1251 Name: DeepCircle : 2017-01-28 18:46 ID:ya/PUfRW [Del]
Graaanted! BUT no matter what, strangers will refer you by the gender you were born as and wont understand if you try to correct them.
I wish my mom chewed with her fucking mouth closed like a decent human being.
1252 Name: Scarpie : 2017-01-29 19:43 ID:qcaWeSCo [Del]
granted BUT every time at dinner she chews YOUR food for you with her mouth closed and then feeds it to you like baby bird.
I wish that I could travel into and make things from books become reality
1253 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2017-01-29 22:51 ID:NP41JQ4g [Del]
You know what shitty books are? Good.
I wish for time to go faster.
1254 Name: Xeon !XeonHLOACY : 2017-01-29 23:06 ID:yUhYD57/ [Del]
Time went faster but it turned you into peanut butter
I wish that i can use 100% of my brain.
1255 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-01-30 02:15 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>1254 Granted, you're doing it right now... and is you can see... your brain has no benefits...
I wish the girl I like liked me back and confessed to me first.
1256 Name: Ketsu !PtikV314wo : 2017-01-30 10:54 ID:MXx7BoE7 [Del]
Granted. Now that she confessed to you, you no longer like her.
I wish I could travel around the world.
1257 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-01-30 12:16 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
Granted you traveled around the world in a casket because that's how you're family decided to celebrate your death....
I wish I was economically stable.
1258 Name: SoldiusSnake92 : 2017-01-30 16:05 ID:6XrCn47X [Del]
I wish for a car. A Tesla would be awesome!
1259 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-01-30 16:21 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1257 Granted. You're economically stable, but only because you now make regular plasma donations. How long can you keep it up?
I wish I knew what my major malfunction was.
1260 Name: Jorogumo : 2017-01-30 18:10 ID:wbLzm0Yr [Del]
Granted. However, you still can't solve it. I wish I had no wish, without dying.
1261 Name: Dafree : 2017-01-30 20:28 ID:NkXdlHSb [Del]
Granted, but nothing ever happens and your stuck in hole.
i wish to fly
1262 Name: Kurosuke : 2017-02-05 03:21 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
you seem to be lighter than air. now you can never get back down. you fly forever.
hmmm... i wish
1263 Name: NZPIEFACE !NZPIEH7uI6 : 2017-02-05 03:59 ID:NP41JQ4g [Del]
This is why people shouldn't take what others wish so seriously.
I wish Kurosuke would actually play properly.
1264 Name: RikkaChi : 2017-02-05 19:37 ID:K57/slfm [Del]
Granted, now the way Kurosuke plays is the correct way and you're the one playing incorrectly...
I wish learning foreign languages was easier.
1265 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-06 13:45 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
Granted. Foreign languages are easier to learn, but now are ten times harder to actually speak. Conceptually, you get it. But actually speaking? Forget about it.
I wish people always had their stuff together.
1266 Name: Archos Militarus : 2017-02-07 14:11 ID:94t94+SS [Del]
Granted, now there is one massive pile of personal effects which now occupies the Gulf of Mexico, and it appears to be the work of "People"
I wish that Alaska can connect to the mainland.
1267 Name: Trump : 2017-02-09 21:52 ID:ZUSVC3wH [Del]
Granted. I'll have Mexico pay for it.
I wish to have a small loan of a million dollars
1268 Name: HopeBagel !v9QmjAb58. : 2017-02-10 10:34 ID:xFF1T4xp [Del]
All of the dollar bills are quite literally "small," as in miniature, and it's all in cash and no business will except them because they're all sure it's counterfeit money - in other words, it's useless
I wish I were a great figure skater
1269 Name: MrDespair : 2017-02-12 11:45 ID:nokbAcKB [Del]
You Become a great figure skater
You choke on a waffle
I wish my crush would like me
1270 Name: DeepCircle : 2017-02-12 15:13 ID:ya/PUfRW [Del]
GRANTED!
But your crush is me. Im so sorry.
I wish my dad didn't have cancer.
1271 Name: Kurosuke : 2017-02-12 18:58 ID:UUDhlb/v [Del]
>>1270 awww. but now you do.
>>1264 I wish I know what you meant.
>>1263 happy?
1272 Name: Sookagony : 2017-02-12 22:55 ID:4Z2BwFYI [Del]
I wish for everyone in the entire world too feel love for each other
I wish for love to be found in hatred for one another.
I wish for world peace.
1273 Name: CHILLYBEAN : 2017-02-13 12:19 ID:7ZAB5aT0 [Del]
i wish for everything to be "fixed" in everyone's lives
i wish my mom loved more than she does
i wish i could pass spanish XD
i wish for true love <3<3<3 XDXDXDXD
1274 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-13 16:21 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1272>>1273 Not how this is done. Don't just dive into a game thread without looking at the first post for how it works.
You corrupted the previous wish, then make a wish of your own. You don't just make wishes.
>>1271 Granted. You know what they meant, but you don't like the implications. It haunts you for all your remaining days.
I wish I lived in an alternate reality that was objectively better than the one I live in now.
1275 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-02-14 21:53 ID:q3DOoc/f [Del]
>>1274 granted you lived in an alternate reality that was objectively better than the one you live in now but you were the weirdo because you just didn't fit in. Eventually you did fit in, but due to unexpected circumstances you went into a coma that ended up transfering you back to this reality....
I wish for
>>1272 and
>>1273's wishes to be granted. I'm just very curious about how they would be corrupted.
1276 Name: Neko !UU8hnqLjMY : 2017-02-14 23:34 ID:tJ5A3P21 [Del]
>>1275lemme try.
>>1272Sure, everyone loves each other SOOO much that they all turned to yanderes who kill each other for love. They'd hate the killers, but they can't hate, so they love them instead and killed them as an act of love. Although human population is reduced to about 10% they only feel happiness and love. World peace is achieved.
>>1273Your problem of being single is jow fix. Your mother loves you more than she ever had. in the romantic sense. Now she keeps asking trying to have her way with you, and even bribed the spanish teachers to pass you to curry favours. Good luck resisting her attempts to jump you at night. In the bed.
I wish that for puppies to grow up to be horses.
1277 Name: Micah : 2017-02-15 11:33 ID:WYMSe8wN [Del]
I wish that all of my friends and families lived lives of pure happiness. I don't want to ever see them sad, or hurt, because I feel like even if I comfort them, what I'm doing isn't enough to mend the pain.
1278 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-15 14:43 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1276 Granted. Puppies now grow to become horses. Their lifespan is significantly reduced, however, and their deaths result in nuclear explosions.
I wish for a fresh start.
1279 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-15 14:45 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1277 Micah, I hate to tell you this, but this isn't a thread for just wishing. People corrupt wishes here. It's how the thread works. Your wish isn't one I'd like to see corrupted, even if wishing is BS. Just letting you know for future reference.
1280 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-02-15 18:41 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>1276 cool! you made the wishes intertwine to corrupt eachother, and that's cool.
>>1278 granted. You get a fresh start... everyday, because you get dementia (memory loss) combined with multiple personality disorder! You'll never know who you are.
I wish for the divorce rate to stop being so bad in the U.S.
1281 Name: Nutmeg : 2017-02-15 20:19 ID:53IIxYg1 [Del]
Granted the Divorce rate has reached a critical low and people become trapped in unhappy or violent relationships due to the new 'norm' just like the past.
I wish I had a wallet that always contained the amount of money I need for the day
1282 Name: Zynx : 2017-02-15 22:38 ID:E+Wcki0N [Del]
Granted. You have the wallet, but no one can remove the money from the wallet.
I wish for the void to consume everything.
1283 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-16 11:01 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1282 Granted. The Void, a wannabe-nihilistic WWE wrestler, consumes Everything, the name of a large hamburger at a small mom n' pop burger joint.
I wish for more decent movie sequels.
1284 Name: Nutmeg : 2017-02-21 19:52 ID:53IIxYg1 [Del]
Granted the sequels are so good they are better than the original and we become trapped in a cycle of many sequels and no new original movies crushing any new directors and the movie industry.
I wish I could control the elements
1285 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-02-21 21:07 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
>>1284 granted, you can control the elements, but you're still as vulnerable to them as everyone else... your power is limited
1286 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2017-02-21 21:10 ID:J10qEFaQ [Del]
i wish I didn't forget to wish.
1287 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-22 09:44 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You remember to wish, but the wish is easily corrupted.
I wish for a pet anteater.
1288 Name: Blue Raspberry !2BkLIuNn8c : 2017-02-22 16:42 ID:8aamN0ck [Del]
Granted. Since you're an ant yourself, the anteater eats you. You die.
I wish for rainbow unicorns.
1289 Name: RikkaChi : 2017-02-23 14:07 ID:TsRS6nHT [Del]
Granted. You get rainbow unicorn corpses.
I wish for snow.
1290 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-23 17:53 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1289 Granted. Former Canadian rapper Snow falls on you from the sky, killing both of you.
I wish for a sentient toaster buddy.
1291 Name: Cy : 2017-02-23 22:57 ID:CDdJ8Erc [Del]
Granted. The toaster decides it doesn't like you and kills you.
I wish for the power to heal any problems with the human body.
1292 Name: Shiro (Phone) : 2017-02-23 23:48 ID:Ja2sw6BY [Del]
Granted. The power bestows that injury on another person once healed.
I wish I could fly in space without dying
1293 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-24 02:21 ID:+2f5n3Mi [Del]
Granted by now you are stuck in space because you get frozen forever
I wish I had some soda
1294 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-24 09:24 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You have soda... baking soda. Enjoy.
I wish I weren't so easily guilt-ridden.
1295 Name: FyreWall : 2017-02-24 10:16 ID:63yLWooU [Del]
Granted, you no longer feel guilt, but you more purposely ruin lives for fun.
I wish I could see my girlfriend more.
1296 Name: mikada : 2017-02-24 10:57 ID:kPfX9bG/ [Del]
i wish this i could be the next satan
1297 Name: Shiro !SHirOszFlY : 2017-02-24 14:02 ID:7ZsJSOEL [Del]
>>1295 Granted. She becomes too clingy and obsessed,you break up. (my god im so mean)
I wish i could look good in any clothing
1298 Name: Kro!KR0eHy5ppQ : 2017-02-24 14:11 ID:RhOY31+X [Del]
>>1297 Granted, you look good in any clothing, getting mistaken for food and die from too many people trying cannibalise you. :3
I wish I could pass exams without studying
1299 Name: Sick : 2017-02-24 14:15 ID:hO2BEVvf [Del]
You pass the exams without studying but the exam now is in loop and happens everyday (Groundhog day style<3Bill Murray<3 XD)
I wish for persistence of my memories after death
1300 Name: Shiro !SHirOszFlY : 2017-02-24 14:19 ID:7ZsJSOEL [Del]
Granted. The only memories that persist are all the bad times in your life.
I wish for i could create any food at my will
1301 Name: Kanra~ : 2017-02-24 14:22 ID:cWennm+7 [Del]
>>1300 Granted but the food is rotten and foul
I wish for incorruptible wishes
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1303 Name: Sick : 2017-02-24 14:27 ID:hO2BEVvf [Del]
Kanra your wishes are incorruptible but not granted XD
You have wings but they never let you land Chris
I wish I had a magic invisible blanket like in harry potter
1304 Name: Shiro !SHirOszFlY : 2017-02-24 14:31 ID:7ZsJSOEL [Del]
>>1303 Granted. You can only use it for 10 minutes a day.
I wish i had the power to breathe underwater.
1305 Name: Kro!KR0eHy5ppQ : 2017-02-24 14:39 ID:RhOY31+X [Del]
>>1304 Granted, however you can ONLY breathe under water.
I wish to have the power to absorb all the knowledge from books by sleeping on them.
1306 Name: FyreWall : 2017-02-24 16:28 ID:pHW6kk9R [Del]
>>1297 she's already clingy and obsessed xD
>>1305 granted, but you can only sleep on books, and the accumulated knowledge drives you insane.
1307 Name: Archos Militarus : 2017-02-25 01:52 ID:DAXAqfMH [Del]
I'd like to grant the one above me, but there is nothing. Therefore, Granted: -nothing- the universe collapses into a singularity and starts again where the last post left us.
I wish that I could become one with the internet.
1308 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-25 17:38 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You become one with the internet. However, this is a double-edged sword. Sure, you're taking in all of that knowledge and comedic gold, but you know what else you're taking into yourself? Bigots and child porn. Hope it's worth it.
I wish I knew how everything was gonna turn out before I ever did anything.
1309 Name: SoldiusSnake92 : 2017-02-26 14:07 ID:ojxQcAGM [Del]
Granted! Your first foresight is your inevitable death which will occur in one week. Any attempts to change the outcome of your death will result into the butterfly effect of your demise.
I wish to find a pot full of gold over the rainbow.
1310 Name: Kro (phone)!qFJ5lX9HUM : 2017-02-26 16:48 ID:RhOY31+X [Del]
Granted, however the top of the rainbow is too high and you fall to your death the moment you find the gold.
I wish for super healing abilities
1311 Name: Zynx : 2017-02-26 17:55 ID:aSsN54m6 [Del]
Granted, but you can only heal people you don't want to.
I wish that all dragons were real
1312 Name: Cy : 2017-02-26 19:21 ID:CDdJ8Erc [Del]
Granted. Dragons are real, but they exist in a different universe and you will never be aware of their existence.
I wish I had a pet cat.
1313 Name: Archos Militarus : 2017-02-27 01:51 ID:DAXAqfMH (Image: 456x551 jpg, 218 kb) [Del]
This dude is now your pet.
I wish that my lawn would get mowed.
1314 Name: somebody : 2017-02-28 01:20 ID:vhHS+KKq [Del]
Granted, but due to the fact that you are also a piece of grass on your own lawn, you lose your upper half of your body.
I wish I could manipulate electricity.
1315 Name: Naga Sake : 2017-02-28 13:48 ID:rx6rdydI [Del]
>>1314 granted, you can now manipulate electricity. You convince electricity to leave it's husband to have an affair with you. One night while you and electricity are laying in bed, it's crazy ex comes in and shoots you.
I wish I had a giantess girlfriend.
1316 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-28 20:01 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You have a giantess girlfriend. One day, while frolicking, she accidentally steps on you, killing you like an ant.
I wish I could steal luck from other people for my own personal use, and redistribute it as I see fit.
1317 Name: :P : 2017-02-28 20:08 ID:kqf8VTL6 [Del]
You happen to collect so much bad luck that you lose your power to control luck. All of the good luck then runs away, leaving the bad luck to torment you for the rest of your life.
I wish that I could give my family happiness.
1318 Name: Alyss : 2017-03-01 00:15 ID:m9vhur1l [Del]
I wish to live in the anime world
does that sound stupid... I'm sorry
1319 Name: Archos Militarus : 2017-03-01 01:15 ID:DAXAqfMH [Del]
Granted: you now live in Boku no Pico...
I wish that I didn't just say that...
1320 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-01 09:55 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1319 Granted. You didn't just say that. Instead, you corrupted
>>1317. Your corruption was thus: "Granted, but it requires you giving them all of your happiness, leaving you a depressed mess." Well that wasn't very nice of you.
I wish I could bend reality to my will.
1321 Name: Random Cat : 2017-03-02 13:13 ID:Unk6ru9H [Del]
>>1320 Granted! You are able to bend reality!... But Reality ends up being the name for company that makes spoons. You can bend spoons, but only Reality's spoons, Which ends up being a useless power.
I wish sweet food didn't make me fat.
1322 Name: RikkaChi : 2017-03-02 15:16 ID:vXRrhFlf [Del]
>>1321 Granted, now every time you eat something sweet, your lifespan is decreased by 10 years.
I wish I could use sporks as deadly weapons.
1323 Name: Black Reaper : 2017-03-02 15:43 ID:9YnAQNr8 [Del]
>>1322 granted you can use spork's as deadly weapons, but, the use of spork's is now illegal and everyone owns a firearm by law...
I wish to have any super power that i could possibly fathom.
1324 Name: Cy : 2017-03-07 18:15 ID:CDdJ8Erc [Del]
Granted. However, each power only lasts five minutes and is only a one time use. So each power already used will never be able to be used again.
I wish my calendar would stop falling off my wall.
1325 Name: Naga Sake : 2017-03-08 07:11 ID:rx6rdydI [Del]
>>1324 Granted, the calendar is now stuck to your wall. No matter how much you try it will never come off and you are constantly reminded of this for the rest of your life.
I wish to be remembered as a hero when I die.
1326 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-08 14:05 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
Granted. You are remembered as a hero, but not by all. You are only remembered as a hero by communists, for unintentionally (though they'll say it was intentional) starting a proletariat rebellion.
I wish for some inspiration.
1327 Name: Shin : 2017-03-08 15:07 ID:AQGLf9RN [Del]
Granted.People come up to you( people you have never met before and friends)and tell you to never give up on your dreams and give you positive comments.
I wish for a peaceful life.
1328 Name: Naga Sake : 2017-03-08 19:28 ID:gsfVuywv [Del]
>>1327 Granted, You are stuck in one room, never seeing another , person and have a peaceful life.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
1329 Name: Nutmeg : 2017-03-08 20:10 ID:53IIxYg1 [Del]
Granted you fly with dragons in another land after teleporting there in your sleep only to wake up to dragons cooking you alive mid air.
I wish unlimited mountain dew
1330 Name: Zynx !gfPLvtEa3Q : 2017-03-08 22:08 ID:mj65P6UL [Del]
Granted. The dew that forms on mountains flows down and drowns you.
I wish to escape this endless wish machine
1331 Name: Blackbird : 2017-03-10 14:23 ID:PwyoV0pn [Del]
Granted. You are dead.
I wish everyone I hated was dead.
1332 Name: -Null- : 2017-03-10 15:04 ID:9G06MioD [Del]
Granted, everyone in the world, including yourself, has died.
I wish there was a never-ending supply of free pizza
1333 Name: Silfrost !3DByuEF3dQ : 2017-03-10 16:49 ID:qNfgB9+b [Del]
>>1332 Granted now there is a never-ending supply of free pizza but it taste like water
I wish that Nyanka-sama would corrupt me
1334 Name: FindMuck !MrEff/SKhc : 2017-03-10 17:36 ID:P6lNEh07 [Del]
>>1333 Granted.
I wish I could see more colors than other humans.
1335 Name: W971 : 2017-03-10 18:52 ID:VO/PLfQ+ [Del]
>>1334 Granted. you see more colors than other humans but you have deuteranopia.
I wish for a new start.
1336 Name: Auditore : 2017-03-10 19:19 ID:7q+VgSws [Del]
>>1335 Granted, but you die at birth.
I wish a girlfriend (T_T)
1337 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-03-10 20:48 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>1336 Granted. Someone else you know has a girlfriend now. Shoulda been more specific (not that it would help you in a wish corrupting thread...)
I wish for a new thread...
