Well, now that that thread is (finally) over, I guess it's time we start a new one!

This game is quite simple...One person replies with 3 words for the story. While at that the next person post another 3 words. They at least have to make sense and such.

So yeah, example:

Dood 1: There once was
Dood 2: a bagel dog
Dood 3: who was king
Dood 4: of Germany. He
Blablabla and so on.

Previous Thread:
http://dollars-bbs.org/random/res/1361236270.html

Thus, we now

Start a new

Life with my

Second family and

Second family and

my cat: Catdashian (
PS: RIP the original thread, he was really nice :'o )

to get tickets

I had to

shave my nipples

With my mouth

. Now my tongue

is frozen while

I lick the

Chocolate Ice Cream

with dolphins ontop

who had erections

as hard as

the steel in

your gigantic mama's

Ass. My mom
(yes, I'm trying to start that again, I couldn't stop laughing)

died from it.

Then my dad

find out

that my sister

had my mom

tied down and

I was just

staring like WUUT?

then i walked

on the roof

and jumped like

My dad when

A snake bit

my poor alligator.

we then sued

the clown who

stole my beer

and scared my

girlfriend who also

was a gorilla

with one testicle.

Although I can't

Really understand this

Reason of weird

I must pretend

to be a

superhero because I

have a tumor

called your mother

.I love it

when racoons try

to eat my

peanut butter on my balls

.Sometimes they bite

on the wrong

private part

of my tumor

It's okay though

you have my

heart now darling

and I have

so much to

give to you

Please understand that

I hate you

with all that

I could ever

throw up from

Stuff or whatever

and just die.

Because he is

the worst clown

In the universe

I also heard

What the fuck

Jiggle my love-muffins

you said about

the reason why

my tiny snake

in your boot

Bit your face

and killed a

weird looking human

with the wrong

thoughts on dating

advice. Wow, I

don't you guys think this kind of thread should, I dunno, die? I mean it's been going on for so long and it's a pointless thread anyway.

>>87 Well, if people are still posting on it, they don't think it's pointless. If people think it's pointless, they'll stop posting on it.

I think this comment was pretty pointless, to be honest.

-AND CONTINUING~~~~~~~

relieze how great....

I am, when

I lick things

that have yellow

teeth and are

extreme parkour lovers

from mars. When

he farted in

my face I

decided to go

decided to go

decided to go

stab him in

his left kidney.

because he killed

my dad who

drinking in the

night ran off

to go to

The other side

of the moon

to defeat the

Crota from hive

and avenge my

lovely giraffes. They

hunger for blood.

However the vampires

were gay for

over a century

and just decided

that we fuck

in the ass

with a pencil

. So I awkwardly

took a video

of my mom

on the phone

While drinking vodka

posted the video

Who got a

(oops, silly me)
treatment for cancer.

My eyes hurt

because of watching

My betrothed Grandchild

who is watching

my old mother

do the dishes

who is on

The cell phone

. She is always

happy but until...

his car crashed

into Narnia, she

a lovley loli

Have evolve into

a scary dragon

Who ate her.

Tragic, it was...

But it wasnt

as bad as

that day when

I kicked my

Grandma because she

ate my cat

that was fat

and had diabetes

that had EBOLA

Virus that the

Grandma became weird

ever since she

ran to ikebukuro

With my pet

rabbit she saw

A wolf Marine

floating like ET

It got shot.

But, it was

so beautiful that

It grew wings

and began dancing

on the sun

then it fell

but, after it

the wings burned

and glowed blue.

then it had

extremely narcissistic tendencies

that causes cancer

And other diseases

cureable by dogs

wrapped up in

chinese gǒu ròu [look it up ;)]

, bacon and other

animal sex organs.

yum. i would

without a doubt

absolutely love to

just eat that

Ice Cream Sandwich

It was delicious.

.But when I

.But when I

sharted my panties

I had realized

That the panties

Were red with

pizza sauce from

What I thought

I had gotten

So I realised

I should really

buy a cat

, a big, black

fluffy fat cat.

That eats

lots of tuna

and occasionally socks.

I like sardines

But Im A Dog

with big heart

and furry tail

full of sardines

and a bucket

. There's a pink (technically four words, shut up :D)

UFO landing in

my snowy backyard

located in Japan

.I stared while

While the teletubbies

were eating sardines

in my kitchen

my fat dog

farted an onion

Made of gold

shaped like sardines

birthing baby elephants

that loves sardines

(this is really cool!)

Robot ate it

(how a robot could eat? haha that's the question)

for the lols

circuits then malfunctioned

and he exploded

his brains over

the floor while

Breivik killed muslims

. Leaving news behind,

ISIS came to

my best friend's

birthday at the

bowling alley. They

had a blast.

(I'm gonna do it.)
Literally. Well, then...

Breivik killed some

Dogs on his (I'm trying my best way to connect the story. Pls. Stop with the Breivik thing)

Way home but

He realized that

Muslims just bombed

So he just

killed race traitors

. Then he wanted

the jews to

Run away really

quickly but they

were shot anyway

in the booty

with Butteries. "Now

multiculturalism will end

When the time

comes." Breivik died.

Then was revived.

as a banana.

A flying banana.

"Flying Mint Bunny!"

Suddenly yelled the

Muslims will die

but in reality

Teletubbies took over

And Jews died

so Hitler finally

admitted he's gay

and went to

swimming with his

Collection of phones

And then

the teletubbies defacated

baby illuminati memebers

Not knowing that

Muslims are evil

and don't know

why the heck

People like hugs

I mean like

Really Like hugs

I mean like

Jesus cooking sharks.

>>286 (sharks with frickin' lasers on their frickin' heads!)

Then suddenly I

licked your face

that tasted like

Sausages.

Muslims were killed

In an unfortunate

genocide. It's great

that Mecha-Hitler arrived

with party balloons

and rubber boots

to kill more

Nickelback fans though.

I wish that

Nickelback never existed.

I wish that

Vegata would slap

The hell out

This brown banana

so hard that

multicoloured penises would leak

(>>307 that's 4, removing multicolored)

out black slime

Into hatash's mouth

And rebel's body

Made of Pizza

(>>309 I can see why you're not in a relationship.)

(>>311 No sense at all.)
.
What the hell

Is going on

Here, while I

take a sip

of my tea.

This is insanity

This is Normal

Insanity is normal?

Normality is insane.

So what should

Hatash swallow next,

(>>322 Ok, you're going too sexual here, let's avoid this now.)
Continuing from >>321.
we do now?

>>322 Or dance with?

(>>324 Yes, I do want to be done with your shit, but then you pulled this and continued without me even saying anything bad to you on your comment in the RTT. Give me a good reason on the RTT, then I might forgive.)
[I'm just gonna start typing what there is right now.]

Thus, we now start a new life with my second family and my cat: Catdashian to get tickets. I had to shave my nipples with my mouth. Now my tongue is frozen while I lick the chocolate ice cream with dolphins ontop who had erections as hard as the steel in your gigantic mama's ass. My mom died from it. Then my dad *found out that my sister had my mom tied down and I was just staring like WUT? Then I walked on the roof and jumped like my dad when a snake bit my poor alligator. We then sued the clown who stole my beer and scared my girlfriend who also was a gorilla with one testicle. Although I can't really understand this reason of weird, I must pretend to be a superhero because I have a tumor called your mother. I love it when raccoons try to eat my Peanut-butter on my balls. Sometimes they bite on the wrong private part of my tumor. It's okay though, you have my heart now darling, and I have so much to give to you. Please understand that I hate you with all that I could ever throw up from stuff or whatever and just die. because he is the worst clown in the universe I also heard. What the fuck you said about the reason why my tiny snake in your boot bit your face and killed a weird looking human with the wrong thoughts on dating advice. Wow, I realize how great I am, when I lick things that have yellow teeth and are extreme parkour lovers from Mars. When he farted in my face, I decided to go stab him in his left kidney. Because he killed my dad who drank in the night ran off to go to the other side of the moon to defeat the Crota from hive and avenge my lovely giraffes. They hunger for blood. However, the vampires were gay for over a century and just decided that we fuck in the ass with a pencil. So I awkwardly took a video of my mom on the phone while drinking vodka posting the video who got a treatment for cancer. My eyes hurt because of watching my betrothed grandchild who is watching my old mother who is on the cell phone. She is always happy but until... his car crashed into Narnia, she, a lovely loli, had evolved into a scary dragon who ate her. Tragic, it was... But it wasn't as bad as that day when I kicked my grandma because she ate my cat that was fat and had diabetes that had EBOLA Virus that the grandma became weird ever since she ran to Ikebukuro with my pet rabbit. She saw a wolf marine floating like ET. It got shot. But, it was so beautiful that it grew wings and began dancing on the sun. Then it fell. But, after it, the wings burned and glowed blue. Then it had extremely narcissistic tendencies that cause cancer and other diseases cureable by dogs wrapped up in chinese gǒu ròu, bacon and other animal sex organs. Yum, I would without a doubt absolutely love to just eat that ice cream sandwich. It was delicious. But when I sharted my panties I had realized that the panties were red with pizza sauce from what I thought I had gotten. So I realized I should really buy a cat. A big, black fluffy cat that eats lots of tuna and occasionally socks. I like sardines, but I'm a dog with a big heart and furry tail full of sardines and a bucket. There's a pink UFO landing in my snowy backyard located in Japan. I stared while the teletubbies were eating sardines in my kitchen. My fat dog farted an onion made of gold shaped like sardines birthing baby elephants that loves sardines. Robots ate it for the lols. Circuits then malfunctioned and he exploded his brains over the floor while Breivik killed muslims. Leaving news behind, ISIS came to my best friend's birthday at the bowling alley. They had a blast... Literally. Well, then... Breivik killed some dogs on his way home but he realized that muslims just bombed so he just killed race traitors. Then he wanted the jews to run away really quickly but they were shot anyway in the booty with Butteries. "Now multiculturalism will end when the time comes." Breivik died. Then was revived as a banana. A flying banana suddenly yelled the muslims will die but in reality, Teletubbies took over and jews died so Hitler finally admitted he's gay and went to swim with his collection of phones and then the teletubbies defalcated baby illuminati members not knowing that muslims are evil and don't know why the heck people like hugs. I mean like really like hugs. I mean like Jesus cooking sharks. Then suddenly I licked your face that tasted like sausages. Muslims were killed in an unfortunate genocide. It's great that Mecha-Hitler arrives with party balloons and rubber boots to kill more Nickelback fans though. I wish that Nickelback never existed. I wish that Vegata would slap the hell out this brown banana so hard that penises would leak out black slime into his mouth and rebel's body. What the hell is going on here, while I take a sip of my tea. This is insanity, this is normal. Insanity is normal? Normality is insane. So what should we do now?

Did you just

get off to

make money for

The little children (>>327 well dam yo, you can't take a joke... Especially from me if all people, you should know by now not to take me seriously, if I was a troll I would be happy at your out burst, but I'm not. And that being said, if you are really offended by my joke then I apologize)

because that's very

Responsible of you.

I respect that

you haven't done

anything strange like

stacking piss bottles

(Lmfao)

for a shrine

of fluffy puppies

riding nyan cats

across the stars

over the moon

but sucking cocks

and killing muslims

And when you

try to rape

a black man's

very overly protected

Big hairy knee

He gets very

moist. Then he

also starts shouting

"tacos taste great"

and proceeded to

Morph into a

fire breathing dragon

with a penis

that was eaten

by dirty muslims

that were covered

in blood and

Loved to dance

which shows that

he liked to

shake his butt

And kill niggers

but then god

regenerated his penis

once he realized

it was back

he sucked it

dry. A new

Flamin drongo appeared

After the wombat

burned a Quran

then the terrorist

made a cake

Which fucked a

chocolate wedding cake

with it's penis

at the altar

Shaped like penises

Trying to comprehend

what color is

Obama's natural hair

and his penis

but suddenly someone

shot it off

and ate it

digest it

wow! It's vanilla!

Then they flew

into the abyss

happily ever after
(BUT i didnt say "the end", did I?)

didn't happen as

without fear. Eventually

they reached the

time machine where

bottom. Above them

(sorry didn't refresh, ignore >>399)
{Continuing...}
time was unstable

Giant space octopi

noodles for arms

and penis feet

bump

It tried to

Run away, but

it wouldn't stop

because you're there.

So we start

the great sacrifice

to our almighty

lamb which feed

us fat turkey

which tasted like

salty chicken feet

with pink frostings

but it was

a gnome with

money. I went

to take the

dollars out of

the piggy bank

and their penis

Slapped nights face

and hurled themselves

In to my

underwear where they

took form of

an unaware geek

Who liked buttsex

to everyone around

Said he wanted

To capture everyone

and rule the

taco bell empire

Which lead to

World war 3

went to hell

Where Lucifer was

jacking off in

snowpants because he

wanted god too

(sorry I meant to say god when i first typed it but I don't know what happened in my brain)

so he leaped

in to a

hole but suddenly

i fucked jennifer

whom was a

morbidly obese burrito

who liked spagatti

with dark chocolate

I like what

Love the madness~

. Penguins are flying

fly to the moon

>>456 3 words. removing fly.

. They then realized.

there was no

moon up there

Need For violence

Because he is

Because he is

unaware of himself

and doesn't know

how to kill

His awesome, great

And extremely moist

perverted owner. Then

I Shat, shit

I didn't mean

to jump on

The Nyan Pizza

So I had

to eat everything

before my cat

Goes on a

long, magnificent adventure.

To the world

beyond the horizon and

>>479 3 words, removing "and";
adding "and". lol

and start a

World war because of

Big chicken nuggets

My bad... Sorry guys ^///^'

-That was not

Able to breakdance!

I hate summer

because of all

the snow that

has melted in

such a way

that my cat

shed his fur

And die

Then I ran

away from my

cat. I just

don't know what

to do with

All of these

Feels, please help.

Dead inside, but

alive outside and

a sadist lover

combined together and

became a turnip

to one day

conquer all of

the turnip farm

and the end.

Of the world

, end of story.

Or was it?

nothing ever ends

It goes on

forever and then

a puppy farts

to end the

Three word game.

But, turns out

the game can't

turn on without

Hot bikini babes

then turn off.

So what now?

I will have

To type this

Within a document

Until I Try

To type it

Michael Bay'll explode

And kill muslims

and more muslims

And all of the middle east

>>532 thats more than 3 words...

People, stop cheating.

Eat my Magikarp

his name is

Alfred and he

loves dancing to

boring music

>>539 two words....

from the underworld

made the demons

Start to dance...

in the sun

while a potato

Walking beside me

My stepmom's brother is married to a girl who's Japanese( I think?) and they have three kids. His wife and one of the kids have very similar names, but I feel like pointing that out would make me racist.

I really like them, but their names confuse me.

>>546 Continuing from there.

We got candy!

As I burned

Obama's big dick

And I also

Kissed a cow

I did it

and liked it.

((Katy Perry much? xD))

But The Cow

(I am not even going to bother reading the rest of this thread XD)

mooed in disdain

while having his

(Oh my, so apparently the storyteller did it with a cow, now, 'le~!)

ice cream eaten

But it fell

it saddened him

but not really.

the cow procrastinated

Until death took

the cow's slaves

To his bed

And freed them

but was chased

by anonymous and

kuruna with swords

Drunk with vodka

Bump bump bump

Came a knocking

at the door.

It Was Nova

and PandaFreak. they

knocked on door

came for Kuruna

but, Nova left.
(Don't bring me into this! XD)

and someone open

and closed the

Gateway to another

which was the

Entrance To The

Exit to entrance

of the exit

To the house(?)

Of Rising Sun.

Then the Communists

Then the Communists

had wonderful lunch

at the bottom

Of A Pit

With a couple of

Blood Thirsty Yanderes

that were thirsty

They chopped off

their own genitals

and swallowed them

right after slicing

some cheese to make a

great moist quesadilla.

I ate it

while writing in

My death note. (Didn't know whether to put it as deathnote or Death note so I'll just count it as two.)

And then

I kicked the

Apple out of

The sun. so

when it reached

third cosmic velocity

And it exploded.

Then the cows

Transformed Into Titans

and started twerking

To this song:

World Is Mine

Then Miku Appeared

with her favorite

twin leek canons

and started dancing

I then prepared

>>327 (Continuation..)

Did you just get off to make money for the little children? because that’s very responsible of you. I respect that you haven’t done anything strange like stacking piss bottles for a shrine of fluffy puppies riding nyan cats across the stars over the moon. But sucking cocks and killing Muslims, and when you try to rape a black man’s very overly protected big hairy knee, he gets very moist. Then he also starts shouting “Tacos taste great” and proceeded to morph into a fire breathing dragon with a penis that was eaten by dirty Muslims that were covered in blood and loved to dance which shows that he liked to shake his butt and kill niggers. But then god regenerated his penis once he realized it was back, he sucked it dry. A new flaming drongo appeared after the wombat burned a Quran then the terrorist made a cake which fucked chocolate wedding cake with its penis at the altar shaped like penises. Trying to comprehend what color is Obama’s natural hair and his penis but suddenly someone shot it off and ate it. Wow! It’s Vanilla! Then they flew into the abyss happily ever after, didn’t happen as without fear. Eventually, they reached the time machine where time was unstable. A giant space octopus noodles for arms and penis feet. I tried to run away but it wouldn’t stop because you’re there. So we start a great sacrifice to out almighty lamb which feed us fat turkey which tasted like salty chicken feet with pink frostings but it was a gnome with money. I went to take the dollars out of the piggy bank and their penis slapped nights face and hurled themselves into my underwear where they took form of an unaware geek who like buttsex to everyone around, said he wanted to capture everyone and rule the taco bell empire which lead to World war 3, went to hell where Lucifer was jacking off in snow pants because he wanted god too. So he leaped into a hole but suddenly I fucked Jennifer whom was a morbidly obese burrito who liked spaghetti with dark chocolate. I like what love the madness~. Penguins are flying to the moon. They then realized, there was no moon up there, need for violence, because he is unaware of himself and doesn’t know how to kill his awesome great and extremely moist perverted owner.
Then I shat, shit I didn’t mean to jump on the nyan pizza. So I had to eat everything before my cat goes on a long magnificent adventure. To the world beyond the horizon and start a world war because of big chicken nuggets that was not able to breakdance. I hate summer because of all the snow that has melted in such a way that my cate shed his fur and die. Then I ran away from my cat. I just don’t know what to d o with all of these feels, please help. Dead inside but alive outside and a sadist lover combined together and became a turnip to one day conquer all of the turnip farm and the end of the world. End of story. Or was it? Nothing ever ends. It goes on forever and then a puppy farts to end the ‘Three Word Game’ but turns out the game can’t turn on without hot bikini babes then turn it off. So what now? I will have to type this within a document. Until I try to type it, Michael Bay will explode and kill Muslims and more Muslims and all of the middle east. People, stop cheating. Eat my Magikarp his name is Alfred and he loves dancing to boring music. From the underworld made the demons start to dance in the sun while a potato walking beside me. We got candy! as I burned Obama’s big dick. And I also kissed a cow. I did it and liked it but the cow mooed in disdain while having his ice cream eaten but it fell it sadden him but not really. The cow procrastinated until death took the cow’s slaves to his bed and freed them but was chased by anonymous, and Kuruna with swords, drunk with vodka. ‘Bump bump bump’ came knocking at the door. It was Nova and PandaFreak, they knocked on the door came for Kuruna but Nova left. And someone open and closed the Gateway to another which was the entrance to the exit to entrance of the exit to the house(?) of Rising Sun. Then the Communists had wonderful lunch at the bottom of a pit with a couple of Blood Thirsty Yanderes that were thirsty. They chopped off their own genitals and swallowed them right after slicing some to make a great moist quesadilla. I ate it while writing in my Death Note. And then, I kicked the apple out of the sin, so when it reached third cosmic velocity and it exploded. Then the cows transformed into Titans and started twerking to this song, “World is Mine” Then Miku appeared with her favorite twin leek canons and started dancing.
I then prepared…

Here's the entire document-Three Word Game link

>>622 a lasagna rolls

To Choke My

stripy cupcake monster

To death, joyfully

While farting in

something made out

Of the skin

Of Bales Pet

. Tree branches grew

slowly. The tree

begin to dance

and consumed humans.

Then, baby branches

and big branches

tried to stop

but failed thrice

they're too sticky

Said Billy Bob

A clown reply

Where are the

pills that i

Had. Balloons are

Flying incredibly high

like a

guy on meth. I

broke the chain ahahahahaha....no rules

Following ->
>>647
into a plane

on fire when

it exploded into

Ice Ice Baby

Platinum anniversary version

because it is

the devils music

Sweet and intoxicating

that made the

Pegasi grow wings

And drip semen from its legs

>>661 follow the rules
Three word game

Ill continue from >>660

And flew away

>>663 to the Arctic

,where it burned

,but got up

The ship sailed

The fish drowned

The man died

so he thought

"Why not just

eat a banana?"

So he took

the banana and

Inserted it into

His mouth slowly

And started to

Moan while chewing

. CUT! Take 676!!

Screamed a random

director of a

stupid little play

that was called

"Death by Refrigerators"

When the doctor

Conveniently named "Fridge-o"

Began to lick,

a big black

Popsicle while he

stared at the

Jar of weed

pot and opium

while taking a

(￣▽￣)

Really long shower

Then he went

To the storage

To eat Hotdog

right after he

had a stroke.

Praise the penguin

god of the

Ironic fire

>>704 that's only 2 words

named Dave Strider

He loved juice

and incredibly huge

amazingly epic and

sick rap battles

with his bro.

Dave hated smuppets

But he loved

his apple juice

and incredibly huge

pen in his

big black box

under his bed.

He would only

want himself to

Eat pizza

since it was

the day that

Full of Homosexual

feelings for his

very best friend

named Karkat Vantas.

Went to sea

To bother eriden

asking for his

greatly needed apology

because eridan had

killed Feferi Peixes

and Kanaya Meryam.

*Maryam (Spelled it wrong)

But eriden just

Couldn't understand that...

he got erections from killing Feferi and Kanaya.

It felt wrong.

But also right...

I can't decide!

which one is

Necroposting!

The right feeling!!!

You have gay

brothers and friends

Who went to a party without

>>749 ima ignore this since theyre playing the game wrong

>>748 who like to

Play with their

friends a game

called Super Smash

. They had fun

but suddenly they

all got called

to give a

speech before the

President of mars.

starts the eighth

(>>760 Doesn't make sense, continueing on >>759)

So they went

Up the stage

to recite their lines for the live action adaptation of

>>763 this one isnt playing the game right so ill continue from the other dude

>>762 and decided to

Protest against the

order they were

given by the

commanded to get

to the space

people just make no sense now so i'll continue from eni

>>767 The alien leader

To give everyone

a chicken and

everyone ate shi te

because they believed

in flying chickens

that could save

the chicken world

from being destroyed

by Angela. So

One comment man

posted one comment

and shared it

with the Dollars.

But they didn't

count on me

Kill anyone yesterday

>>785
though. So I

strapped a bomb

To the boat

Which blew up

And when it

desintegrated in the air,

>>791 exploded, I laughed

>>793 heyyyy mine was okay
like a psychopath

>>794 It was four words, not three.
as people screamed

but Donald Glover

was secretly gay. >_>

>>795 Oops didn't notice that at all. Sorryyy

>>797 Everyone was shocked

>>798 No probs.
>>799 especially Donald Glover

>>800 until he realized

>>801 kuro its meant to be 3 words

>>803 (until I realized) XD

>>802 That his dog

(Why not continue the game as you talk to each other?)

>>805 was in the

oven getting cooked

really, really fast

by our lord

And savior, FRED!

Then, he went

into a volcano

and jumped in

Into a plane

Into a bird

Into superman and

it killed me

slowly and painfully

. But then I

Realized that I

am attracted to

my stupid fingernails

Pain

>>823 its a three-word game lol

>>822 continuation
But I really

Ugh, the irony

bump bump bump

It sunk again

But did not

fill with water.

And bumping again.

I like mozarellas

The Aflac duck ate

the mozarellas though...

he was lactose

hypertolerant and tasted

like fig newtons because

thats 4 words.

numbers aren't real

That is negotiable

you screwed it

HE SMELLED LIKE FIG NEWTONS BECAUSE HE WAS A DOUCHE BAG

AND DIED. Next,

He muttered, crap

and began to

start running towards

the big chungus.

Only to find...

contagious explosive diarrhea

blasting organic waste

all over my

all over my

crippling school life

why u sage this one shepherd bro ;-;

Can't play alone

but one is.

Bump this thread,

But I have a drone

a drone that

>>856 THREE. WORDS. ONLY.

has too many

Propellers that make

middle east children

way too dizzy.

Now they are

Floating through space

and bumping threads,

now eating breads

cheese and milk,

sneeze on silk,