I'm bored out of my mind. Lets do this. The option with the most points wins.
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You wake up in a cell in an orange jumpsuit. The cell is dirty and isn't made of concrete. It's some type of black metal. You look at the door and view the outside of your cell: small rooms that look identical to yours. The doors suddenly open and strange creatures come out wearing the same orange jumpsuit as yours.

Pocket contents: A dull shiv and stick of gum

[A] Shank the first creature that gets close to you
[B] Chew on the gum to relax you
[C] Scream for help

I pick B :3

B or A

>>2
>>3

You chew the gum slowly. It helps, actually. In fact those creatures don't even look scary anymore. In fact--OH MY GOD, THERE'S A GIANT SPIDER RIGHT THERE. SHE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!

She says, "You there. As I am getting familiar with 'prison rules' I am to beat you and you are to be mine!" You become terrified once more. She hisses at your before pouncing on you. She's humanoid from the waist down, but other than that she's pure spider. And pray that her fangs don't let out poison.

[A] Shank her. Shank the living FUCK out of her
[B] Give in... You could use extra protection
[C] Scream for the guards

A

All of the above but B is mostly for Shizu-chan

>>6 Get out.

A

I dont wanna be anyone's bitch! A

A

I agree with the doctor,(eccept for the fact i have a girlfriend

^

Let's go with A.
(>>12 Puck you've commented on like all of the threads "^" why ;u;)

(I guess I'll take over for PLaystaion 678, for the moment)

You quickly pull the shiv out of your pocket. You frantically swing at the spider and cut her once. She growls, outraged, and hurls herself towards you.

[A] Stand and fight
[B] Try to dodge and run out the door
[C] Freeze up from fear

Let's go with [A] again because panicking will most likely get us nowhere.

[A] It's a do or die moment!

i say B. you need to have some information on your surroundings and maybe something could help you fight or escape.

I'll go with [B]

[C].

>>19 it was nice knowing ya... ill go with B

A or B I would. Try to do something

[ Hasn't Halloween taught you tarts anything? "Let me just chew this totally *not suspicious* gum I woke up with in my pocket!" You know that was definitely laced with some shit. Now I bet ya'll are 100% shanking a security guard that you think is a giant spider because you dropped fucking acid. Just sayin'. ]

>>22 I chose [C].
But, was that because I was tripping acid?

I guess I'll find out in the morning.

For those of you who picked A:
You manage to cut her two more times, but before you can do anything else, more spiders run in the door to back her up. While you're a bit shocked at seeing this, the spider (the one you're fighting) rips open your arm with one of her fangs.

For those who picked B:
You manage to dodge her, but not before she can get a hit in. She digs her fangs into you're arm, just as you run out the door
...And run into her reinforcements.

For those who picked C:
In a nutshell, she eats you.

So to recap, you're now facing about 15 more freakishly large spiders, with a cut that doesn't seem too fatal but might be poisoned.

[A]Call for help
[B]Try to fight them all.
[C]Spit your gum at them.

>>24 [C]!

>>25 The gum is the answer!

I think, as a general rule, the most answers gets "moved forward" in the storyline, which the person continuing will tally. They should also mention what happens with the other options (for the sake of fun!), but we should stick with one like we are already doing.

It might get weird if people start answering based on what happened to them personally, and in fact it would get exponentially weird to base 3.

tl;dr - pedanticism OP plz nerf.

(I'm just gonna move along before this thread dies...)

If you had picked B or A you died fighting the mutant spiders.

So for C:
Running out of options, you do the logical thing in this situation -- spit your gum at them. Surprisingly, it works, very well actually. The gum goes right through them like some kind of acid bullet. (Think about what that could've been doing to your mouth while you were chewing it...)
You walk out of the cell, and conviently, there's a map on the wall right in front of you. Three places stand out at you:

[A]Research Lab
[B]Cafeteria (FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!)
[C]Underground Facilities

I pick A.

maybe we could find some interesting things in the cafeteria, I choose [B]

I want food :3 so B!!!

Well, I might as well chew meh gum, after all, ye can't get ye flask.

I pick B. Fighting mutant death spiders is no excuse for an empty stomach.

C

B

B I suppose

A

Definitely not C. So probably B unless they touch me then A.

Ohh god, A! There may be weapons, and we can rob the cafe after!

B then A :3

bumpin because come on, this can be fun

(B was the most common)

With no idea how long you've been in this place, who knows when you last ate? There's no way you can escape on an empty stomach, so you head towards the cafeteria. Arriving there, you see it's completely deserted. Probably because there's a sign on the wall that says "Merry Christmas! Work resumes in 2 weeks" (who knew that even mutant spiders have holidays...)
Since there doesn't seem to be any food lying around, you walk into the kitchen. There's a normal looking granola bar on the counter, so you pick it up and eat it, figuring you've got nothing to lose. You open the fridge, and several rabbits jump out........? That's not the only weird thing. There's an envelope in the fridge.
As you're deciding whether or not you should see what the envelope is, you hear a weird clicking sound... Kind of like..those spiders from before...
You grab the envelope and run out the door before you have a chance to think. Kind of a bad move, since those spiders saw you and are now chasing you.

Where will you go?
[A]Research Lab
[B]Underground Facilities
[C]I DON'T KNOW BUT LET'S JUST KEEP RUNNING

(whoops didn't mean for this one to be that long, sorry)

A. Time to probably see some mutans or discover that where something like a test subject!

>>28 I died. How disappointing.

C, right now just worry about the spiders that are chasing you

B, try to find out what the heck happened and try to esape.

A, for me that is what I would do in real life

A, I mean... it counts as self defense right?

B, I rather not screw myself just in case that it is indeed friendly

b-so that I can think of something

>>4
>she's humanoid from the waist down.
This is my fetish.
Brb.

>>42 I pick A.

Plot twist: U had alr been turned into one of those strange creatures. That will explain why u are wearing the same orange jumpsuit as them (⊙^⊙)

Anybody want to continue, I will attempt to. I really like this idea.


By the way, no promises on me continuing. Just asking if someone else wants to.

Also, please read the other choices you have made before answering future questions.

*Does anyone want to continue, if not I will attempt to.

That's what I meant to say.

Jumpin' on this thread!
Let's go for something 'cliche-not cliche' like...
HELP!!!! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME??!!!

>>56 ...What? Did you read the entire thread?

Please continue! Btw I choose A

B

A

|___|

B

By the way,
Pocket contents: the envelope, and a shiv.

I really like this. By the way, AH will not be continuing. Anyways..someone please continue it.

Well lets go with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA until all the creatures are down and then B

c i'm fast but i died already sooo...

B.....

Well, I'm going to continue because no one else is.
A: You run towards the Research Facility, only to find that there are countless armed guards waiting for you there. (What kind of Research Facility isn't guarded?) You die fighting against there laser weapons.
B: You run down the stairs as fast as you can. When the light disappears from behind you, you find yourself in a white maze. The spider-things are no longer chasing you.
C: You run into to a pit fall, unfortunately, you don't die instantly, but bleed to death.

Your choices
A: Go back up and look around.
B: Walk randomly in the maze.
C: Look for gum.

LAST POST hehehe :)

A

C!

A for life

B

A. Time to shank a bitch

OK second time i died already :( so... f*ck it i say B

And to continue the story
A: While you go up, you realize that you still haven't read the envelope yet. When you open it, there is a small note inside, "The meat inside the refrigerator is 2 months old, don't eat it". By the time you finished reading it, you have reached the entrance to the stairway. You find nobody there.
B: You find yourself walking for hours, to no end. After a while, you find yourself walking in circles ( which is amazing for a maze ), so you decide to go up.
C: As you look for gum, you accidentally enter the maze, but you don't notice. As you further into the heart of the maze, you find a piece of gum. As you happily chew it, you hear a large growl, it comes from in front of you. When you turn the corner that is in front of you, you see a giant chasm, with a large 3 headed beast inside it. While you are processing what you see, the beast jumps up and tries to bite you. You spit the gum, the gum is normal gum. The beast the follows up and bites you head off.

You choices
A: Go back to your cell
B: Go to the kitchen
C: Find gum

B.

bump

B.

"'"
NZPIEFACE. Want to continue this, and if you don't, does anyone else want to?

C

A.

B - unless your in an area where no one is around, in that case A.

B

A

D - Throw that ass in a cricle

*shrugs* didn't die this time (yay) A or B idc

Let's Necrobump!

B seemed to be most popular so we go back to the kitchen.

You walk into the room and suddenly remember that there hadn't been any meat in the fridge... I guess someone ate it without reading the note. You start rifling through the cabinets and suddenly find a giant easter egg, do you:

A: Open up the egg to see what's inside
B: Ignore the egg and continue to look through the cabinets
C: Leave the cafeteria to try and find way out of the building (because the exit isn't in the cafeteria)

Ah, you know what, I think it'd be a good idea to do a quick recap for all the new players.

We started off in a cell wearing a jumpsuit. We have a shiv and piece of gum. Some creatures come into our room so we decide to chew the gum and wait to see what they do. One of the creatures is a half human half spider that tries to assualt us. We stab her with the shiv, but it doesn't help much. She gets reinforcements and attacks again. This time we throw our gum at them (apparently it's actually acid and we're tripping hard) and the gum burns right through them killing them all. We leave our room and out in the hallway there's a sign posted giving directions to the: Research Lab, Cafeteria, and Underground Facilities. We go to the cafeteria and find a granola bar sitting on the counter which we eat. We then look in the fridge. When we open the door a bunch of rabbits jump out, but there's also an envelope which we take. We suddenly hear a clicking sound which reminds us of those spider people from before so we book it out of there and go to the Underground Facilities where you find a maze. The spiders stop chasing us so we decide to turn around and go back to exploring upstairs. We read the note which claims that the meat in the fridge is two months old and warns us not to eat it. We then proceed to go back to the kitchen which is where we are at currently in the story.