Post your funnies here.

oh wow new lolthread

hm

Wow you suck didn't even link to old threads you're terrible

>>3

Oi chaps.

sorry not sorry

meme won

Perfect...

Just something I made in collage

No. Nsfw not allowed.

x

just bumping that off q_q

This is the age where you laugh at even dead leaves rolling past...high school...

>>29 This is too great for words.

On one hand, I have no intention of getting married. On the other hand, I'd love to do this one day.

...hue...hue hue...

Sorry Jehovah's Witness' on here...Wait would they even watch anime? Whatever, sorry Jehovah Witness' but it's true.

HxH tho.

>>43 Too soon bro.

>>44
implying watching anime is a prerequisite for coming here

sorry if this one comes out a bit to small to read

>>60 I can't read the first part. I got the "...girl 4eva", that's about it.

>>59 Also
'skankplissken'

10/10

"Chie best girl 4eva" is what it is. Persona 4 arguments.

Edited this on photoshop.... I thought someone would have made a comparison out of these two, but I guess I should the the first one to do it.

>>67 "...should be*"

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/038/9/1/sonic_boom__wiiu__by_fbende-d75ge7f.jpg

^

>>86>>87>>88 I kinda wanna punch you in the face now.

Hey look, it's Tsuki.

Yata's still here too1

Boo.

Ermergerd. Leiperson and Maru-kai.

>>94
Yeet!

Im back now

>>98 and >>99 are hilarious lol

>>100 What the actual fuck.

even if its old, gold is still gold

I think my humor is too edgy. Eh, still makes me laugh.

>>114 #nameproblems

O-O ... dat face though...

>>119 oh my goodness he went there.

>>120 He did. Oh my.

>>122
oh

>>128 Just tried this and its legit... windows keeps changing it to "New Folder" when I hit enter :P

>>128 Just like you can't make a folder called COM1, COM2, NUL, PRN, AUX, CLOCK$, etc. They are system-reserved names and have been for a while.

>>128 I just tried that...lol

ya me and my friends used to have alot of fun with the con/con blue screen of death tell they removed the blue screen part >>128

fuckin' burned
lols every time

>>135 HAHAHA

That 1st picture xD its too good

This is gold cx

^^

Mang

>>150 Should be "when life turns its back on you...
Grab its ass.

>>151 Yeah, I didn't even know what he was saying! The meaning was so ambiguous.

Always taking the classy way into things, nice.

Censored for the children to not really get it.

>>158
Though, you got to hand it to a guy who can solo a raid boss.

One of my favorite photoshop battles....

>>165 WTF bump

>>165
A new thing for meatspin site I see....

Original Characters
*DO NOT STEAL.

Yeah, this is my anthem too.

>>184 I'm so confused.

>>186 I wish I could tell this to so many people... So many...

>>187 Shit. I'm double posting... But the red road is actually never mentioned even ounce in the books. Thus, there technically isn't a "red brick road", it was a design choice for the movie. However due to it's popularity, in official memorabilia the road is the main road of Munchkinland. The road is also to be explored in an upcoming TV series "Red Brick Road".

>>189 wow that's so cool :D Thanks for the information

>>191 That's... That's awesome....

...........I apologize but wtf.

>>202
Oh Hayate, I wish there was more of you.

Persona 3 reference, if you don't get it.

>>218 Story of my life

Sim City gettin' real, tho.

Wait, wrong thread. Sorry guys.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

>>240 Has anyone told that person they're an idiot yet?

Because that's like saying, "How can you expect someone to control themselves around chocolate cake? These people walking around with their chocolate cake showing are very inconsiderate, and pretty much just setting people up to fail. It takes two to tango, after all. People are allowed to show chocolate cake in public, and they honestly expect me to not eat it and get fat? Don't let people trick you with their freedom to eat what they want, where they want."

Like blaming the chocolate cake for fatness.

>>240 To an extent I would agree with the basic idea. It's just annoying and distracting. If people told me they felt really uncomfortable when I wore a suit around them, for a similar kind of reason, I would stop doing it. It's setting them up to fail, in a way, by creating a situation where it is enticing to do something that is wrong. This only applies to simple viewing, though. I wouldn't consider it okay someone can't control themselves much farther than shifting their eyes a couple arc-minutes.

>>241 Think of waving a water bottle around someone running a marathon. Similar kind of situation. I think you can be to blame somewhat for making them feel uncomfortable, but maybe not for them eating it.


Here's something funny so I'm not just ranting to no one.

>>242 You can blame them for tempting you, but damn it. If you can't control yourself then you've got a serious problem. Like, you can look, but don't be rude about it, you know? If you go much beyond looking, then you're just being an ass.

Also, you can't really blame the girl either. Let's say it's a hundred something degrees outside. A guy can wear shorts and take off his shirt to cool down. A girl is expected to be completely clothed, and fuck that sucks. It's hot outside, and if you're bitching about them wearing tanks and shorts isn't fair. Like, we already have the short end of the stick with periods and children. Don't make our luck any shittier by saying we can't dress for the hot weather.

IF you're dressing like that in any other season, then you're a fuckign idiot, especially in the winter. But still. A hundred degrees outside, let us keep cool.

That is unless you're wearing shorts that show your ass and shirts with your boobs hanging out. If you don't want peopel to see it, cover it up. I'm sure if a dude had his dick hanging out, people would stair. The only people that get exceptions from this are if they have large boobs that would have cleavage in any summer shirt they wore. Because some girls have that. That sucks too.

>>243 Well, I don't like when guys whip their shirts off either. I certainly don't, because I don't really like when other people do. It's just annoying. Also, I'm gross so there's that, but even when (perhaps especially when) an attractive guy takes their shirt off, it's annoying. I don't even care if it's nice to look at and no one cares that I'm looking, it's annoying. I have other, more efficient ways of seeing that kind of stuff.

It's just distracting and I find it annoying for any gender. It's a weird opinion no one seems to share, I can certainly see why.

sorry if its a re-post i cant tell any more

>>244 >>243 >>242 >>241 In context, it's a response to a poem discussing whether or not women are "asking for it" when they're raped based on what they're wearing. Leigha's cake comparison is more accurate than Inu's water-bottle-after-a-race comparison. You can dehydrate from running without drinking anything. Your dick isn't going to fall off if you don't have sex, though.

A lot of people also don't realize that showing cleavage actually makes your breasts look smaller (fashion coordination 101) and thus decreases the amount people stare at them. The higher up your neckline, the larger-looking and more accentuated your breasts are, and the more idiots gawk. I'm speaking from my big tittied experience here.

Not to mention that convicted rapists have supposedly explained before that it has nothing to do with how little you're wearing, just about how easy of a target you are (i.e., in heels so you can't run, wearing a ponytail so you're easier to drag, in a quiet area so you can't be seen, etc). It doesn't matter how little you're showing since they're gonna strip you anyway.

There was another topic in those comments, too, about whether drunk is consent. My unpopular opinion of the day is that if you get drunk or high intentionally, it's your fault if you're raped and share equal fault if you're killed. /shot.

relevant luls

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JUST WAVE THAT CAKE AROUND?

little girls get cavities, you monster.

Texts with my mom (1/?)

Texts with my mom (2/?)

Backstory: She took a power cord out of her boss's office (didn't like her).

....................Me.
I tried to take the evil route in Skyrim once, but I had to restart the game out of sheer horror from my actions. But I mean, it's not my fault- I mean what sense does it make to hire hitmen just because you caught me stealing in your home? Of course I'm going slaughter you, and your entire family.......And your village.
It was mainly because I couldn't remember which villager was named Rachel...

[g]old

More funny stuff...

Give it to me.

>>263 oooooooooohhhhhhhh SNAP

lol

>>113
http://38.media.tumblr.com/75ae616e0cc019219d66f924839cceda/tumblr_n75xn14szI1tacyl4o1_500.gif

>>268 Personally, I think those kind of memes are never meant to be funny.

>>270 oh I'm sorry if I offended...I just have a weird sense of humor...but yes someone got mad at me for saying this before so I understand.

>>270 You just >> tagged yourself. In the post you were posting.

Congrastibations.
(Yes, I know that's spelled wrong.)

>>271 oh my gosh i did, woooooow i'm really stupid. I guess I won the award for idiot of the year -_-

Supernatural fans, anyone?

>>270 No no no. Not offended. I just don't think those kind if memes should be in the lol thread unless they're funny. That meme is usually used to give a frank or truthful opinion. That's all.
(In surprised someone would be upset with you for saying this since it makes sense. )

this made me laught more than any pic here, congrats x) (no bad feeling)

bump

>>282 Holt shit. I haven't seen you here in forever. How have you been?

Tmore is here! At least... I think that's how I used to spell it? HArd to remember.

Starting to feel more and more like the old Dollars. :)

>>285 lmao

>>287
Hatbro, we have a Polandball thread. Remember?
Ya goofus.

>>288 Ocrepes, forgot about that.

Do you all really have to rub it in our faces? Do you really have to do that??
Is it really necessary?!

http://shells-the-baker.tumblr.com/post/95397694242/i-swallow-my-moms-diamond-but-she-doesnt


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How Japan deals with terrorists? With a moe Anime character of course!

>>296 i read the whole thing and almost died of laughter! That was epic!!!

>>296
Fairly typical for the time. Nearly 8 years ago, people were doing some crazy shi-.... eh, stuff.

This is from good ol' /a/. Prob the best board for anyone who frequents here. Word of caution: Lurk for around a month of time before posting anything. That goes for any message board site.

My dash did a thing...

>>300 Firstly, this is fucking epic.

Secondly, I've missed seeing you Aeterna :D

>>300 10/10 Reggie is a real bro

>>301
Got a new computer, then proceeded to lurk because couldn't find my trip. Then proceeded to play around 200 games of LoL.

>>303 Sweet. OI hope you like the new computer.

I also know exactly how 200 games of LoL just kind of happens.

>>307 I actually knew someone that would say that and actually believe it, sadly.

>>307 Eww. Why is this the British version...

>>309
Because you don't understand the show.

>>311 That's only the third or fourth time that's been posted.

>>312 5th.

>>310 Oh, I thought you were British. Was going to tell you the American one is better and call you a limey.

>>318 I do that a lot

I know it's early for Valentine's Day, but I just found this funny

>>319

lol i don't think this would end too well. "left foot crotch"

When you relize you went to far

>>324 I swear; tumblr has the FUNNIEST shit. Even better than the stories I read on Reddit. Some literary geniuses on that site, man. Some of them can really tell a story! and it's a treat to the eyes.

>>325 Love to read their fanfics.
Would be posting a funny but cannt on phone anymore for some reason.

Why do we even have a lolthread when so many of our new members are already such amazing comedians.

>>328 Has anyone...Like, ANYONE...ever in the history of BBS...come across an actually convincing role-player?

>>329 Excluding from the few roleplays on Literature, no.

>>331 I could do it. If no one looked through IDs, I'd probably get away with it. >.>

You know...if it were ten years ago I would have believed this kid just made a simple error because he didn't know any better.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I love kids

There is nothing cringier than people who have no modesty.

>>338 I stay on that MCAT.
meow meow

it didn't even feel like an unlucky day today. :P

So like... I enjoy long walks on Miami beach.

I also enjoy long walks on miami beach

Do you like long walks off short piers?

...yep. das me.

YouTube and Facebook really are the best sources of stupid-shit-people-actually-believe.

>>351 (shrugs) I can see that. In the same way, men aren't willing to accept that erectile dysfunctions are natural, and feel shame enough to sneakily take pills for it because a man's penis is the deciding factor of who he is, where he stands in the world, and how attractive he is to the opposite sex. This is merely a sad reflection of true narcissism within the male, who would happily abuse their body in order to be worshipped by others.

Men are not unhappy with themselves. They are unhappy at nature and will rebel every chance he gets. They simply can't accept that with age comes impotence and I between, the journey from youth into old age which prepares the natural shut down of the penis. It's something women don't suffer from, well, non-trans women. We accept life and death and know that we can't fight against nature. Men having been doing this since time immemorial because their chauvinism is what gives them power and complete control over the opposite sex.

(See? Not that hard.)

>>363 This made my day

>>354 I am the only one with future sight around here, thank you very much.

>>355 No fair, I want future sight too!

I need some topic for a meme with this. XD

>>357 I'm speechless, that was pretty damn good.

Hatash used this to create the above picture. I made his vision come to life below.

>>360 Hawt dayum.

Something my mom shared w/ me.

oh

>>368 No. Please no. No.

>>368 ADHSHASHAASD

>>368 Pfft.

>>368

"Waaaaah there is a stereotype about our people, it says we like good food. Waaaaaaah." - Black people

Yeah nobody says that.

>>373 Really? Wow. Thanks so much for letting me know, man.
All this time I thought that was a real quote.
Sleep-o, guide me.

>>373 You've been getting a lot of shit lately.

Lol I couldn't stop laughing at this xD

Just gonna drop this off here...

>>376 like I give a fuck. What they said wasn't even remotely funny so they get a equally unhumorous answer

>>193

I know I'm linking a really old post, but my god. The math of this is so bad!

Because either if study = no fail
then study =/= fail

unless fail = no fail

>>380 How is the math bad? They are treating "no fail" as multiplying fail by no.

So, "study = no * fail --> no = study / fail".

Form the other one: "no * study = fail --> no = fail / study"

Well, then we see that "study / fail = fail / study". They must be equivalent.

>>381 then no = 1...?

>>382 Yes.
Or, they are all 0. There are multiple solutions.

>>379 sleep, I lol'd. Funny is subjective. Your response made me lol too.
I literally thought we were all just kids having fun.

>>384 You've been saying the same thing all over the site. We get it.

Yeah, the site can be for fun. It's also inhabited by people. And people have opinions. Yours is just one of the probable 100 members here.

Oops. Forgot pics.

>>367

that episode was gold x)

>>388 jerk. I was going to post that.

The dress: http://9gag.com/gag/ap02jD
Luckily, I only heard of this bc of people here, so I'm not quite as sick to death of it like this poor guy.

>>391 Error 404 file not found.

>>392 Fuuuuuu- really?

Sorry bout that! http://9gag.com/gag/ap02jDD

A lot of you probably didn't need to know this...

You're welcome.

>>389 <33

>>395 Holy shit that is way too accurate O.o

More reason to fear The Octopus

Twitter is a wonderful place...lol...

So you want me to post my quality M E M E S?

Sure

Still hopelessly in love with these two.

I'm not sure. If my boyfriend cheated on a man, I would forgive him if he taped it.
I think this is the absolute sole situation I would ever forgive someone for cheating.

yeah, what the fuck, Kevin?

Holy shit. My mom just sent me this: https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=736501106448700&id=312892942142854

bump

French counting still trips me up man.

>>414 Is this true!??

>>415 Yep that's how it's done.

>>415
ye French numbers are weird

definitely describes my english teacher

>>418

My highschool had a curved grading scale. On average everyone had to receive a C, but you needed at least B's to pass the program. This means students were pitted against each other. Helping another student meant raising their grade, which meant the curve would be raised, which meant your grade would go down. People would erase the names off papers when passing them up to the teacher. People wouldn't even lend you an eraser. The valedictorians were practically mob kingpins in the sabotage/politics metagame.

I worked very hard in school. I had an A- in Algebra.

My Math teacher being very inexperienced in computers, somehow messed up several children's grades on the night before our final grades were locked in.

My A- in Algebra went down to a D+. All that hard work gone.

i got rekt.

Have Joe Biden getting close to anime girls

This is the legitimate sub.

Shirobako, you're so brilliant.

>>429
Translation Caps?
Sub caps.

Last one for now.

Um what?

the accuracy of this

>>434 What's a study?

Studying is the art of keeping a book with ur phone in front of it....

You've already probably seen this, but if you haven't...

I want this pilot.

.

Anime knows no limits.

>>438
>Not enjoying KanColle or GuP
>Being this new
>2015
It's almost like he doesn't like to see girls overcome difficulty to succeed.

>>442
That moment when Slowpoke, one of the original 150 matches that criteria.

I was googling Harry Potter on my phone. The second part auto-corrected. This is what I find. Lol.

lol that was so annoying today...

@Hatash, what is that from?? I can't find it

>>448 http://akreon.tumblr.com/post/84310946692/castieltherebel-conquerorwurm

:)

see this

>>453 omg i want that XD

lol i don't know why i'm laughing, but i think this is funny XD

dank emo memes

>>457 lol

>>468 LOLZ!! The first one, that and Adolf stealing that nutella!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnWYRyFCV-w&list=PLLZhbn7ITiHTiSbcMypIH7v6tKLY3GNnI

>>473 The struggle is real.
Especially the billing.

They're magic boxes, right? Some people like to think so.

>>473 lol My operations management professor showed us that same image... memories... :)

so much for trying to finish that pick up line XD

It's like every Chinese sale I've ever been to.

"OH! Buy one get one free!!"
...But that was over-priced to begin with, so it's more like 'buy one get one half off'...

"OH! 50% off!!"
...On vinegar.
yaaay

>>480 >>482 LOL XD

the last one is more sad than funny :(

>>484 Radical Muslim*

Or Radical Religious Person in general.

>>486 It's a joke, Fagnolia.
Don't be a cunt.

>>487 There are so many problems with this comment.
1) You apparently don't know what cunt means, because what I said wasn't even remotely "cunt-like".
2) Even if I was a cunt, congrats on being the pot that's calling the kettle black.
3) If it's a joke, then don't take it so personally. If anything I was referring to the person who made the picture, not you directly.

Oh yeah, and I should probably add a funny.

It was him... Dio.

>>493
0.0

>>495>>496 lol

>>495 I hate those kinds of ads. The ones where you cannot find them. Ugh.

stupid jokes are the funniest jokes

lol why even... XD

Lul

>>519 This reminded me of a girl's period.

XD LOLOL

#logic

LHO is my new favorite singer. =D

>>527 This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AU1_YllifE

Laugh.

>>478 What movie???

>>536 Big Hero 6

Probably the most ignorant thing I've seen...today. =D

lol so my best friend got this text message today and I decided "Hey, let's text back" lol I did not right "thigh" my bestie did. lol, so this might not be funny to people who were not there, but I thought it was pretty damn funny

Dammit, Cas...

Very.

>>552 Last time I texted was a group conversation. So I get two people? Then the last video game I played used magic. So, the three of us use magic!

I'm set!

>>552

The last person I texted was my best friend and the last game I played was Pokemon. *grins evilly* This is going to be fun.

>>552 Me, me mum, and a sword made out of pure diamond.

I think I might have a problem.

>>552 Im super fine, my friend is going to be useless but a sword that generates and fire lightning will probably work great, also its like 6 feet long so that helps

Watch all of it!

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

This is the truest thing I have ever seen.

Every time early in the morning

Bump

Bump

something my sister shared

Cleaning bump

Awesome. Bump

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I bet no one remembered this, too bad i dint see this beforehand
http://dollars-bbs.org/random/src/1309588256430.jpg

>>577 This.

I laughed way harder than I should have at this.

I can't.

>>582 Was this really Scholastic's handiwork? Of course it was.

Found this while looking for thigh jokes
lol'd

>>589 I knew it!

>>593 I love this meme.

>>596 Getting "nosegasms" and "itchgasms" just thinking about it...

Taylor Swift was singing about mitosis, obvs.

Dayuuuuuuum

>>600 And feminist conspiracies

Let's just hope you all can enjoy an edgy post.

>>603 I normally don't mind most tragedy jokes, but 9/11 is too recent and close to home to find that kinda shit even remotely funny.

but steel beams

>>603 I laughed way too hard than I should have.

>>604
14 years is not too recent.

>>607 14 years old is too recent...for banging

>>607 Let me bump this down so as to not depress the other funnies.

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When your friends and family and neighbors are still suffering serious losses from the event, including deaths in the past few months, it's way too recent.

Do you not realize that people are still being diagnosed and killed by cancers created through the debris? Or how many kids are still suffering daily with the loss of their parents in it (and vice-versa)? The tens of thousands who have developed PTSD and other trauma-based disorders just through witnessing the event?

Around here, just mentioning 9/11 creates a huge weight around the room; even we shitty jersians understand someone in it is probably still struggling from the event. It took them 13 years just to replace the building, and you think 14 years is some grand amount of time? lmao. That's the best joke of this thread.

It was an incredibly recent event that killed thousands of people in a single day, thousands more have died since as a result of it, and millions are suffering daily from the events in some way. Holocaust jokes are one thing; there aren't many people left who directly experienced it. But 9/11 jokes are another. They're immature and ought to be reserved for foreigners and children who were too young at the time to understand its weight, imo.

I'm not a sensitive person when it comes to jokes. I don't care about rape jokes or war jokes or school shooting jokes. I'm just biased because 9/11 is, like I said, incredibly close to home. So I have every intention of whining even if nobody else minds them. :>

Here's a funy: http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-Hercules-Hades-Disney.gif

I love how researching greek mythology has lead me to a shit ton of awesome jokes.

>>610 This.

I was no where near New York, and I was never personally affected by it (like by a family or friend). There was a 9/11 joke I heard that I've actually laughed pretty hard at...but that doesn't mean I would ever tell it to anyone I know (especially in Manhattan) because of the high probability of it being too offensive.

Does that mean you should never ever make offensive jokes? Of course not. However, offensive jokes can be, well, offensive, and thus holds a high potential of offending someone. Over the internet, you will meet people from all walks of life, so if a joke is upsetting it's best to acknowledge it, and then move on.

Here's another~

>>612

I accepted it's offensive, but won't accept it being "recent" when if you're an adult now and was a kid when it happened, you can't call anything recent in my opinion.

Hell I was 12 when 9/11 happened. That's over half my life right there with me being 26.

wow i get off for a day and the tread go's to hell

>>615 You do know that half of 26 is 13 and 13 is greater than 12, right? Not exactly more than half your life.

>>618 Um... Check that math. He said that he was 12, not that it happened 12 years ago (because that wouldn't land in 2001).

He was 12yrs old 14 years ago, so that's more than half his life.

I still contest that it wasn't too recent, because not even two decades have passed, and traumatic events takes decades to heal and for evidence of it to disappear (such as living cancer victims, or other witnesses, or broken families, etc.). Rumor has it that Megan Fox made a common Hitler joke about the Transformer's director (saying that on set, he was like Hitler), and that resulted her being cut from the third Transformers movie. Even though the war ended half a century ago, to Steven Spielburg it was still a rather sensitive subject.
In the end, we'll just have to agree to disagree.

^ I didn't bother giving a response because Thia explained he doesn't think anything is recent, which makes the whole discussion pointless lol. But yeah, I consider it recent because we're still in the generation that it happened, and the majority of the current populace was around when it occurred.

>>621 I really want to make a Nagisaka joke, right now.

>>623 You do realize this is the lol thread right.

>>627 That was inappropriate and isnt allowed on the site.

i sorry, i will replace it

>>634 lol watched too much Fate/Stay Night too bad teacher didn't get the reference

>>636 That's perfect, hahahaha.

>>636 I hate this so much. Cuz 9/10 when a random man approaches a woman and says "hi" (not "excuse me", which could be followed by "could you tell me where..."), he's interested in you. Thing is, if you're polite and you make yourself open to conversation, once he asks about meeting you some time or for your "digits" it's awkward when you'd rather not. You have different reasons for this: you're too busy for the next couple of weeks with school/work/family, you don't live in the area, you already have a boyfriend, you're not ready for a relationship, etc.
Problem is, I'd say about 7/10, this leads to an almost aggressive attitude from the male, and what you once thought was polite conversations turns on a dime and becomes harassment and confrontation. If you stand your ground and refuse further interaction with them in the future, after it all you will sometimes be labeled as a bitch or a "tease". This happened to me in public, and afterwards, I Was Even Stalked for several blocks while he and his friend shouted obscenities the entire while.

Therefore, we learn to avoid these encounters entirely and immediately state that we have a boyfriend or are not interested in blunt refusal. If we're interested in you, we'll approach you.

>>638 that was supposed to be funny, which it is and not all guys are like that or at least the guys I've met and I know I'm only 14, but I've never had a guy say 'Hi' to me and thought I should tell him I have a boyfriend even if I don't so he doesn't get the wrong idea. It looks bad when a girl says that. No, not every guy who tells you hi is interested in you. Even if they are, I don't think they're expecting the girl who they're interested in to be interested in them back.

"OMG he said Hi to me. I don't know him, but I like him now!" No that doesn't happen, but "OMG he said Hi to me. He's a freak!" shouldn't be happening either.

Plus:
What's wrong with saying no to someone who asks you for your number? That's not awkward at all, especially if you don't know this person. Also, the fact that someone did that to you sucks, but did you even do anything about it?

>>639 This post is exemplary in how knowledge and experience comes with age.

You're in a completely different environment at 14. Not only that, but you don't even look or act as if you are the legal age, which means you wouldn’t come in contact with the majority of the men in your area. Hence, why I made sure to use the mature terms "men" and "women" and not girls and boys.

I know very well that the photo is considered a comedic one, I was simply stating an opinion I had been formulating since reaching adulthood after traveling to four different countries that happened to relate to the message within the picture, as well as the similarly repeated picture messages that you would find on the male dominated 9GAG website.

Now if the beginning of this sounds condescending or antagonistic, that's because it is, and that's because it's how I read this sentence here:
>>that was supposed to be funny, which it is and not all guys are like that or at least the guys I've met and I know I'm only 14, but I've never had a guy say 'Hi' to me and thought I should tell him I have a boyfriend even if I don't so he doesn't get the wrong idea.

If I misread the tone, I apologize and rescind the first half of this reply.

Now, let me begin with you never feeling the need to tell someone you had a boyfriend. I'm assuming you mean "you never felt the need to lie and tell someone you've had a boyfriend".

I would just like to remind you that I said that was one of the reasons someone might turn them down:
“You have different reasons for this: you're too busy for the next couple of weeks with school/work/family, you don't live in the area, you already have a boyfriend, you're not ready for a relationship, etc.”

So for example, a man would come up and usually say “Hey, how you doin? You’re looking real beautiful tonight. Can I buy you a drink?” I would begin with "I’m sorry, you’re a nice guy, but I’m just not that interested”, and if they keep pressing for my number I would then say that I have a boyfriend. For others, they may also tell the truth and when pressed say that they have a boyfriend, or that they were just leaving, or they give out a fake number. This happens often at bars which is, as I mentioned before, an environment you would not be familiar with yet, given your age.

>> No, not every guy who tells you hi is interested in you.

As I said, (9/10). This is from my own experiences, and I don’t even consider myself an exceptionally beautiful woman, so I can only imagine what a pretty woman by any man’s standards must go through. Oh wait, I have an example I read a while back.

>>Even if they are, I don't think they're expecting the girl who they're interested in to be interested in them back.

I’m afraid that’s just naïveté. Let’s look back on the earlier example. What if I had taken up the offer from the one who wanted to buy me a drink? It could possibly be that he wanted friendship…but 9/10 he wanted me to think he was a nice guy, get me drunk enough, and then go back to his place or mine. Why do I know this? Because it’s a common comedic comparison how most girls at the club just want to have fun or dance, while guys generally have one goal in mind.

And honestly? If a lone man approaches you at the bar or in the street, it’s generally not because he’s a lonely soul in search of friendship.

>> "OMG he said Hi to me. I don't know him, but I like him now!" No that doesn't happen, but "OMG he said Hi to me. He's a freak!" shouldn't be happening either.

I agree with that. You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.
I’m simply stating that in life you will have times when you don’t feel like being approached.
As I said, only 7/10 of the encounters I’ve had turned aggressive as soon as I POLITELY rejected him. I appreciate the men who say “I understand, I’ll be back there if you change your mind” (and sometimes I do).
But it’s no joke that some of them just don’t take rejection well. Not only this, but it also really depends on where you are. If this was a high school or college setting, I’d be absolutely fine with someone approaching me because there’s a less chance of it all heading south. It would also be an area filled with people we both know and a layout well memorized; a school can be as familiar to you as your own home. Also, there’s more of a chance encountering a person who is my type at these establishment (or at a library) than at any others. Places like clubs or any random place on the street (especially in the ghetto) are a bit more likely to be populated with people I would rather not interact with (because I don’t have a read on them nor am I familiar with my surroundings).
When you’re older, you can make the decision when or not to engage and interact. Hell, you can start now if you want, but I just wouldn’t advise it.
You just learn to read things as you get older. Here’s an example: Not every single person who walks down a dark alley deserted of people will be victim to theft. But does that mean you should actively endanger yourself by walking down those dark alleys?

The situation I mentioned in a previous post was on the street (and not even in a ghetto area). Here’s another example from when I was at a club: I was approached on the dancefloor by some guy trying to hump the life out of me. I told him I preferred dancing alone, but he didn’t listen, I walked off. I sat down with my friends on the other side of the club, and lo `n behold, the stranger sits down right next to me and asks for my name. At this point, it’s a red flag. To confirm, I gave polite conversation and when he asked if I wanted to “get out of here”, I said “no” and that I had come with friends and planned on leaving with them. Unsurprisingly, he didn’t let up on his advances. Then I began to ignore him; he still wouldn’t leave. Only after I asked my gay friend to help me out and give me a hug and a kiss, did he suddenly leave.

Here’s a video that pretty accurately (and comedically) describes the situation you’re about to encounter in about 4 years.

>>Also, the fact that someone did that to you sucks, but did you even do anything about it?

…Besides going to a public place, which is what I did? What exactly would you suggest? I’m open to any suggestions.
Let me throw out a couple of facts though:
Without proof that they were stalking me, I cannot call the police.
These were two large males in their late 20s or early 30s. I was athletic and 19 at the time, but unless they land a blow first, I’m not allowed to use physical force or that will make me the instigator.

Now, back to the funnies!