Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend - Dollars BBS

Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend (29)

1 Name: 11th Doctor : 2013-06-04 14:11 ID:WEFHfIif [Del]

I hope you guys will enjoy this thread, if you don't please tell me your basis for it and ill delete this thread.
I'll start the joke:
You can fit four in there.

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3 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2013-06-04 14:29 ID:9C4LsT2p [Del]

Aw now I'm embarrassed. That was fucking stupid. XD

4 Name: Doug : 2013-06-04 14:32 ID:k3gavvSR [Del]

>>3 awww i wanted to see the post XD

>>1 You can ride her anywhere and everywhere ;)

5 Name: Doug : 2013-06-04 14:32 ID:k3gavvSR [Del]

>>3 awww i wanted to see the post XD

>>1 You can ride her anywhere and everywhere ;)

6 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2013-06-04 14:39 ID:9C4LsT2p [Del]

>>5 Never. You would've died from the sheer stupidity.

Waitwaitwait!

Got it!

You can turn them on where ever and when ever.

7 Name: Maru-Kai !IDESUte0eQ : 2013-06-04 15:28 ID:603Gedd8 [Del]

My car is clean.

8 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2013-06-04 15:53 ID:9C4LsT2p [Del]

0_o (Do I even wanna know?)

9 Name: ку∂-¢нαη : 2013-06-04 18:32 ID:bTg53LGy [Del]

My car is not human.

F*ck creativity.

10 Name: ку∂-¢нαη : 2013-06-04 18:33 ID:bTg53LGy [Del]

My car is not human.

F*ck creativity.

11 Name: ку∂-¢нαη : 2013-06-04 18:33 ID:bTg53LGy [Del]

My car is not human.

F*ck creativity.

12 Name: 11th Doctor : 2013-06-04 18:33 ID:LvYEos7R [Del]

The back is fat for sport

13 Name: Doremo : 2013-06-04 18:58 ID:8dW1kUlg [Del]

I have a car.

14 Name: Solace : 2013-06-04 19:34 ID:CWIRIhGn [Del]

Well, I let my car leave the garage.

Guess that's a difference

15 Name: 11th Doctor : 2013-06-05 10:08 ID:1bYouLzL [Del]

People remember the joke template is things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.

16 Name: Ike !kEQsHPqPRI : 2013-06-05 10:14 ID:VdPzROpg [Del]

theres a light that tells you if it's working

17 Name: 11th Doctor : 2013-06-05 10:56 ID:2VAoXQ0p [Del]

>>16 nice!

18 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2013-06-05 11:14 ID:9C4LsT2p [Del]

And when it's not working, there's always a repair shop.

19 Name: 11th Doctor : 2013-06-05 13:11 ID:bMQ+tXFH [Del]

Rofl

20 Name: Seishidan : 2013-06-05 13:49 ID:SqrNIq9C [Del]

My friends ride it from time to time.

21 Name: Crisis !JjfHYEcdHQ : 2013-06-05 15:18 ID:67Ij8ERm [Del]

I have a car...

22 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2013-06-05 17:38 ID:9C4LsT2p [Del]

Another one: An alarm goes off when some tries to steal it.

23 Name: Wing !xykdDhAf1. : 2013-06-05 18:05 ID:4uigso2e [Del]

This seems interesting..
"Cars weigh a few tons"

24 Name: 11th Doctor : 2013-06-06 20:57 ID:gQoTvWrY [Del]

>>22 ha!

25 Name: 11th Doctor : 2013-06-07 00:01 ID:gQoTvWrY [Del]

Bump

26 Name: 11th Doctor : 2013-06-07 00:11 ID:gQoTvWrY [Del]

Bump to hide the hate thread

27 Name: deon-ie : 2013-06-20 03:48 ID:HbQGdoW8 [Del]

There are no spare keys for my car

28 Name: Bulma!gfkvD0.aME : 2013-06-20 04:16 ID:1c+S30ol [Del]

bump,
"brb going for a ride with the boys"

29 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2013-06-20 04:28 ID:IdkCPuyh [Del]

>>28 That's what the porn star said.

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