That awkward moment when I've remade the thread, yet I got absolutely nothin to say...

That awkward moment when I thought this was the Random thought thread and was incredibly confused as to why it was being remade for around 10 minutes.

That awkward moment when you're talking to two guys in different chat windows and both are trying to get in your virtual and/or eventual physical pants, and you're just like wat r u guize doin' stahp it.

that awkward moment when my girlfriend says she just farted, and i smell nothing o.o

That awkward moment when I manage to embarrass my parents in public, but when they try to do it to me it doesn't work.

That awkward moment when the warden manages to (somehow)lock herself our of her room and has to stay in mine till someone comes to break the lock (the next morning).

That awkward moment when dick butt. :I

That awkward moment when a Canadian Goose hisses at you.

asdf

That awkward moment when Microsoft copies your homework...
That awkward moment when Darren Lockier beat you in karaoke...

That awkward moment when you walk into the bedroom and see yourself in your bedroom. 0.0 I have no idea what I just said.

>>11 I've been there. Trust me. I'm a Time Lord.

That awkward moment when you & your brother try to give your roomie support about how he & his girl might have to work in a long distance relationship...

B.A.: Sure there will be issues that will come up, but I mean, my Dad and his 2nd wife did the same thing when their jobs were too far apart.

Me: *busts out laughing* Your dad's second wife? How long ago was that?? You have, like, SEVEN STEPMOMS!

B.A.: Okay, maybe that wasn't the best example. Besides, he found out later she was sleeping with her boss.

Our Roommate: . . .

Me: Dude, you're so not helping!! Shut up, B.A.! Just shut. up.!!!

That awkward moment when your house randomly smells like gas...

That awkward moment when you don't know what to write a sentence with "that awkward moment"

Wait, what?

That awkward moment when you're the only one who finds something awkward.

That awkward moment when your friend bitches at you for calling yourself an insomniac when you aren't sleeping. Even though you're not up because you're not tired, but because you can't sleep. I just laid in bed for an hour and a half. Why must sleep evade me? I'm tired.

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That awkward moment when you say somethings awkward and it wasn't but now it is

That awkward moment when you've just kissed a girl and her boyfriend is right there.

But he's cool with it cause your drunk and he only punches you in the face once then your friends again

That awkward moment when your type "that awkward moment when" and have nothing to say at the end

That awkward moment when your life has become a series of awkward events.

The awkward moment when this thread becomes your life story

That awkward moment when one says "But..." But...doesn't have an excuse to give.

That awkward moment when you have a wet dream between yourself and a teacher in your school. The really awkward moment when the next day you bump into her and she catches you by hugging you close to her chest. >/////< Still can't look her in the eye.

The awkward moment when you trip onto a girl but you don't actually like her so you just get off and look around confused.

That awkward moment when your mum catches you trading shotacon with a friend...

Youre watching anime in the living room and and an awkward raunchy part comes up and youre parents are there watching it with you

>>30 God I hate that. Worse is if you've gotten so used to the raunchy bits you forget that they're there, and then your folks are like WTF are you watching this Japanese porn?

>>30 >>31 I know that feel, bro. Group hug?

>>32>>31>>30 Gintama understands all your pain, guys.

Now we have enough people 4 a group hug. I just don't know where to find the perfect pic or gif for it.

>>32>>31>>30>>33 Hey I found you guys...and some others.

>>35 Well that's just creepy... I'm outta here.

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>>36 Could've said it like, "That awkward moment when seven guys are hugging because of the feels."

>>38 This is exactly why I didn't comment on the last thread much. I mean look at the OP. My very first remark is how I can't effing remark on this thing, like, ever.
It's some sorta gift apparently.

That awkward moment when your mom's boyfriend likes to tease you about a guy that you don't even like to talk to you because he's the son of your mom's neighbor when you live 4 hours away.

I mean, I do have friends that I talk to on a daily basis of the male species. There are some of them I like. You can tease me about any of them. Trust me, you won't be the only one that does it, but don't tease me about guys I don't even talk to. You might as well tease me about guys I didn't even know. Oh wait, you did that too before I met him!

Especially when you do it every day. Once or twice is okay, but every day for any guy gets annoying and pisses me off. I don't care if I'm head over heals in love with the guy.

That awkward moment when you like to be in your room in the dark by yourself to think, but your mom always assumes your masturbating cause you're a teenager. Seriously, I like the dark. Why can't she understand that?!?! Not every teenager is some horny person who wants to get off.

That awkward moment when your scrolling through Facebook and you accidentally like a status that's sad for the person who posted it. Like, "My dad just died" or something like that.

That awkward moment when you whistle at a girl but you don't actually know her, so its not funny, so you just look like a grade A douche bag.

That awkward moment when I had something awkward to post here, but forgot what it was.

That awkward moment after you have a discussion with your mom about possibly going on the pill to lessen the horrors of your menstrual cycle and she decides you can't because she thinks you're going to turn into a slut just because you can't get preggy.

Com'on mom.

Seriously?

(Sorry for deleting post, forgot a key word.)
That awkward moment when every black kid on my bus is being homophobic and every way I can respond to them to stop them will sound racist at some point. Also I'm the only white guy on the bus.

That awkward moment when you're listening to PewDiePie on your phone and your mom yanks the headphones out of your phone right as he screams "SWEET NIPPLE LADY GAGA *** IN THE BUTT" and then calmly reinserts the headphones and leaves the room.

>>49 This.

That awkward moment when you sneak into someone's room when you realize they're right there.

That awkward moment when you and your friends are talking about dead space and necro morph rape and your little sister walks into the room......

That awkward moment when playing Dead Space makes you hungry.

That awkward moment when someone keeps trying to make a character who never shows emotion show emotion.

That awkward moment when one of your guy friends starts dating this chick and your mom finds out and sighs in relief and says, "Thank god I don't have to worry about him."

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING HE WAS GOING TO DO, MOM?!

That awkward moment when all your bros get a girlfriend and your just in the corner like, "You bitches stole my friends"

That awkward moment when I, a down-to-earth real legit female who has absolutely no interest in yaoi, yuri and stuff like that, has a crush on Hideyoshi Kinoshita

Bump to move threads

Bump to stop the hate thread

sdf

dfg

That awkward moment when you're crazy excited for the pride parade, but you're not even gay, just an obsessed fujoshi and pride supporter.

sjh

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That awkward moment when you're at a sushi bar taking as much sushi as you please and the chief is just staring at you like you're crazy.

^ over spam

That awkward moment when something so stupid actually gets you thinking

That awkward moment when everyone else gets the joke but you don't.

That awkward moment when everyone around is WTFing when they hear you yell, "Your mother was bred in captivity!" . . . Some chicken had fallen out of the freezer onto my foot.

That awkward moment when you get slapped w a banana peel in front of your friends.

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Awkward moment when you see some one waving to you and so you wave back but, it turns out they were waving to the person behind you...

Awkward moment when you see some one waving to you and so you wave back but, it turns out they were waving to the person behind you...

That awkward moment when you're using your neighbor's internet .o.

It's great to live in old people communities. Nobody secures their interwebs properly.

That awkward moment when your in a argument and, you mess up a word...

Wait.

That awkward moment when you somehow posted the same thing in different threads at the same time .___.

That awkward moment when the guy who calls me a fag then immediately checks out some guy's ass.

That awkward moment when you tell your cousin you might be a lesbian and she freaks out and says, "OMG. Ri-chan, I like you and all, but I don't like you like that." Cause yes, that would be my first choice, my own cousin. As if I'd even go with incest to begin with, what exactly does she think of me?

>>78 I sense reverse psychology.

>>79 Where do you sense it?

>>78 Why does your cousin call you Ri-chan?

>>80 In what she said.

>>81 I just shortened my username here to fit in for my real name that she used.
>>82 No. My cousin is (no offense) too stupid to do that intentionally or accidentally. Trust me on that one, Name.

That awkward moment when sympathy pain for having all an anime character's skin torn off.

That awkward moment when it's impossible to tell if my mom is being serious or if she's just messing around.

shes seriously messing around

That akward moment when your watching yaoi and someone walks in

>>86 Almost always.

That awkward moment when you went on a walk but it started raining so you got soaked but your boobs acted as a kind of awning so the bottom part of your shirt is only slightly damp and you point it out to your older brother. Then you realize you're talking about boobs with your older brother.

That awkward moment when you have to pee and your mom decides that it's an ideal time to see how clean the shower is and you can't escape because she's sitting there lecturing you about how it needs to be cleaned and bitch I'll get around to it after I freaking pee!

That awkward moment when you're nervous as crap about going to an all girl's sleepover because you don't have a penis or flat chest even though you yourself are a girl and none of them knows you're trans* anyway. :l

That awkward moment when you realize a few hours later that you accidentally posted something which you didn't mean to post.

That awkward moment when you have nothing else to do, so you spend the rest of your night going through the Dollars threads...yeah...no social life... ;_;

That awkward moment when you sleep for 18 hours and could have slept longer.

That awkward moment when you sleep for 18 hours and could have slept longer.

That awkward moment when you forget to close your porn tabs on a browser that opens your previous session every time it opens.

That awkward moment when you're going to show a girl something cool on your phone, but when you open up Chrome, it's on a tab with hentai.

Top lel.

That awkward moment when your mom catches you watching Dora even you are 25 years old....

that awkward moment when half of these things aren't even awkward.

That awkward moment when an auto correct fail occurs....

That awkward moment when your singing Japanese songs out loud not knowing people that don't understand it are watching u...

That awkward moment when you walk in on your best friend rolling around on your bed, wrapped in your blankets like a cocoon, singing "Trick and Treat".

That awkward moment when you go to the bathroom and your dad is still up and asks you if you brushed your teeth.....

when your watching yaoi and one of your parents walk in on you

that awkward moment when google cant do your homework...

that awkward moment when your texting happily and your friend asks you if you wanna face time them...

that awkward moment when someone tells you something nut you do't understand what they said

>>108 *but *don't

That awkward moment when you act like Masaomi Kida & start saying some of his funny lines out loud to yourself & someone you know hears you & says "you are you talking to?".

That awkward moment when you think of one word, but type another. XD

That awkward moment when you look up one anime and end up watching a different one.

That awkward moment when you send a ;) BUT you meant to send a :)

That awkward (& sorta embarrassing) moment when you think a compliment to someone else was a compliment to you & you say thank you, only to realize (too late) it wasn't really to you. XD

That awkward moment when your mom walks in while you're taking pictures of yourself ._.

"Wat are you doing."
"Uh... um... playing dress up..?"
"Go to bed =_____="

That awkward moment when you feel really sick and try to explain to your roleplaying group online that you can't stay on any longer and they think you're making it up to get out of posting.

I don't even give a fuck anymore. Not only do I get coerced into making a character I don't want, but now I'm getting guilt tripped into posting when I feel like there's a knife going through the middle of my stomach? How fucking pliable am I. Fuck this shit.

That awkward moment when you try to fix something, yet people think wrong of how you're positioned.

Man, fuck those people and their dirty minds...

>>118 I for one would like a picture of said position before I offer my opinion on the matter.

Boop.

That awkward moment when you can't figure out how to word a post right.

That awkward moment when your teacher says you are exempt from the assignment and you are left with two hours of absolutely nothing to do.

that awkward moment when your teacher catches you on this

That awkward moment when you start running and trip in front of half the gym class

That moment when your teacher finds you here and he tells you he's a Dollar too. o.o

>>125 o____o

>>126 Never told me who he was...

>>127 I want to know now .o.
The curiosity must be killing you.

That awkward moment when a kid who graduated from your vocational class last year got an internship at Microsoft, got promoted, and is now working 40 hrs/wk for $63/hr.

.-.

That awkward moment when you realize your post got deleted seconds after posting it....

>>129 Yeah, it is...

That awkward moment when you point out you're into yandere...

That awkward moment when you are a girl and have an Alucard laughing syndrome... in public!

That awkward moment when you fall in love with a gay, male, fictional character.

>>134 that awkward moment where I'm honestly not surprised.

That awkward moment when you tell someone about your history of seizures and when you even make a slight involuntary movement they think you're having another seizure.

>>135 That awkward moment when there'd be a problem if you were surprised. Also, that awkward moment when I still flip out and look for you when I see flashing lights.

that awkward moment when you apologize for being an inactive admin in a group because of a calamity that happened in your place and happily declare that you will be posting again. and 10 seconds later you realize you are no more an admin... well ain't that fabulous. not.

That awkward moment when you take out Lucky Charms(one of those small ones) and you attempt to take out the marshmallows during class...

That awkward moment when everything that wasn't stored in your Program Files folder gets reset to factory default.

That awkward moment when you are hoping for depression because it gives you something to do.

>>140 But.. Depression doesn't give you something to do, it's the opposite of that.

>>141 depression is better than nothing. Or rather, depression is better than what I normally have to do around here.

>>142 No Ao, no. Any mental illness is not better than nothing.

Then how do I fix it? I've tried everything I can think of, and the only thing that ever worked is overseas.

Sylveon.

'Nuff said.

>>141 >>143 This. Or these?

That awkward moment when you ruin a joke without meaning to.

>>145 Please feed that Sylveon and love it forever. It deserves eternal love.

>>147 Sylveon will become the first Pokemon to ever exist that goes to every single game I own as a main party Pokemon, and not just a battle boxing Pokemon.

>>148 :')
Its
So
PRETTTTYYYYYY
Awkward moment when I dont have a 3DS or Pokemon X/Y

>>149 It's awesome. You need to get both now.

That awkward moment when your crush is trying to find out who you like. And I'm pretty sure he's getting suspicious, because I normally tell him everything. :/

That awkward moment when you accidentally type the site password as baconno
That awkward moment when you have to write a love poem for class and your crush will have to proofread it

That awkward moment when you sniffed your own undies.

that awkward moment when you don want to wear underwears at school

>>153 >>154









The fuck

That awkward moment when:
Playing Persona 4 for the PS2 in the morning, Look outside and there's a heavy fog outside! *_*

That awkward moment when you type your username and password in the username field.

That awkward moment when you forget how to spell your irl name...

That awkward moment when you see someone really attractive then realize it was just a mirror.

That awkward moment when you are washing the dishes and some one slowly puts a dirty dish in front of you.

That awkward moment when you answered a question that wasn't meant for you

That awkward moment when you answered a question that wasn't meant for you

That awkward moment when you answered a question that wasn't meant for you

>>163 >>162 >>161
The awkward moment when triple post.

>>163 >>162 >>161
The awkward moment when triple post.

That awkward moment when someone double post about someone elses triple post.

That awkward moment when someone triple posted, then someone double posted, and then someone single po-nowait...

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That awkward moment when an adult next to you has wet the bed and you're suffering from too much second hand embarrassment to tell them that they've wet the bed.

I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight.

That awkward moment when you're talking to that one friend who rambles on about their boyfriends and crushes, but when you start talking about your own, the one-word responses come blindly fast until the topic changes.

That awkward moment when you're trying to accomplish irl goals and the internet keeps whispering in your ear to do it later

That awkward moment when you're trying to accomplish irl goals and the internet keeps whispering in your ear to do it later

That awkward moment when some students bought an alcoholic teacher a bottle of Jack Daniels as a Birthday present

>>174 Yeah, I kinda thought that was a little odd

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That awkward moment when you think everyone you talked to is drunk but it's really just you.

That awkward moment when your crush introduces you to his crush and she is just like you except more perfect.

That awkward moment when you built a computer and forgot an OS.

that awkward moment when I'm crying at a sad part in an anime, and one of my family members enters the room... o_o (angel beats ending ToT)

That awkward moment when you brain derp and you don't have an hour to be ready, you should have been ready an hour agoo~

The awkward moment when you forgot how to speak and you say something like this: lbluulddrrr......

The awkward moment when you forgot how to speak and you say something like this: lbluulddrrr......

The awkward moment ,when came out of the bus and your friends are screaming "BROCCOLLLIIIII" *facepalm*

That awkward moment when you go to take out the recycling and there is a wedding in your way.

That awkward moment when you make an awkward moment and everyone stares at you awkwardly and it's REALLY awkward...

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That awkward moment when you have your crush sitting on your bed and you're too much of a chicken to do anything.

That awkward moment I'm caught singing the theme to Pokémon Battle Frontier out loud in my college's library.

that awkward moment when you see something really funny in the library on the school library with other people around

the awkward moment when you hop off your bus and re-eneter it again a few minutes later because you stupidly got off it.

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That awkward moment when you might be going dress shopping with your crush as well as your best girl friend.

That awkward moment when your best guy friend starts shipping you with your crush, even though he has never met the guy and only knows a little bit about him,

>>193 I ship it.

>>193 >>194 OTP.

>>195 Yeah no. Svecia isn't my type.

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That awkward moment when mercury was actually poisonous...whoops...

That awkward moment when you're in the middle of math class and have awful pms cramps....

That awkward moment when you lost your voice and your teacher told you to answer a problem......(By gosh I still have nightmares about that)

That awkward moment when someone is asking other person but you are the one to answer him/her. And s/he just like, "huh I don't ask you."

That awkward moment when you're still nervous after three days about something that's going to happen a few days from now...

>>207 That awkward moment when you are still nervous for three days about something that happened three days ago...

That awkward moment when no one bothered to tell you that your favorite teacher at your old school was leaving.

That awkward moment when you're buying couples tickets to save money with your friend and then the ticket girls think you're lesbians.

That awkward moment when I'm about to post something on a thread that might start a fight, so I delete it....

>>210
>Awkward moment
>Common sense
Bit of a difference.

That awkward moment when you have a seizure and people think it's just a cool dance move,

>>212 I am so sorry but I couldn't help giggling at that. You alright now?

The awkward moment when your crush refuses to hold you hand, so you end up skipping around with some random.

>>211 Why is it always you...... ಠ_ಠ

>>213 I'm fine, it was just hilarious he thought I was dancing badly and then when I turned around he saw my face twitching.

That awkward moment when you're pretty sure you got everything with you when you leave, and halfway to whatever your destination is, you remember you forgot something.

That awkward moment when you're reading something and it suddenly devolves into gay porn.

>>217 hmmm to much internet for you

That awkward moment when you think of ways for world domination and then realizing that it'll probably take a long time to do so because you just farted. (and, no, it hasn't happened to me....yet)

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That awkward moment when everyone you thought joined the Dollars at the same time as you has actually been here since 2011.

>>222 feel new yet?

That awkward moment when I thought SaintSoul was a guy. DX

>>224 Wait... SaintSoul isn't a guy?

>>224>>225 hahahahahaha i am queer

that awkward moment when you start crying while chopping onions because you have developed an emotional attachment

that moment when people are still learning things about saint

That awkward moment when you've been asked to a Mormon church dance and have no earthly idea what to expect, cause you'll be the only non Mormon and don't even know what to wear to a dance like that. Bonus- you also know nobody there but your friend.

>>228 honestly, its just like a normal dance. Dont dress formally, just dress like you would if you were going to an outing with friends. Only difference is the amount of people. Hopefully your friend has friends, or theres a steady supply of drank.

That awkward moment when you say your favorite artist's name out loud for the first time...and you realize you never really knew how to say it.

>>229 I've never really been to a dance though...went to junior prom but that had different standards. Thank you for your advice.

That awkward moment when you go back and read previous awkward moments, only to learn you and Anubis are being shipped together again ><

That awkward moment when you want to see what you look like when you're winking...but you can't because you're winking.

That awkward moment when you accidentally text your grocery list to your club leader and put in all caps "DON'T FORGET THE BREAD!!"

>>234 reminds me of the club a friend made called "Grilled Cheese Anonymous."

That awkward moment when after accidentally semi walking in on your parents during coitus, while on the phone to your brother, your father tries to talk to you in the car about multiple areas of porn, including how it often ruins peoples' standards for realistic sex.

I mean, what the fuck.

>>236 What what what what...

That awkward moment when you aren't looking at where you're going in, then realizing I went in the wrong room, sitting there until I realized.

That awkward moment when your brother refuses to act the slightest bit festive and will be wearing either a Gollum, Spock, or Batman costume when you go Christmas caroling....

That awkward moment when you fail to make a great "That awkward moment when....." yet still want to.

That awkward moment when you accidentally influenced your 5 year old cousin into listening to heavy metal that's made even more awkward when he starts listening to Justin Beiber afterwards.

That awkward moment when I'm on my teacher's computer pretending to be looking up charades words right now.

That awkward moment when someone farts in front of chicks and blame it on you... >.<

That awkward moment when the friend sleeping over at your house says "HMM?" and you're like "what?" and he's like "what? I thought you said something" and you're like "WHAT?!"

That awkward moment when the color guard coach reports you to the band director cause you refused to take off your sunglasses before the concert. I wear tinted glasses. Fml.

That awkward moment when you hear girls call other girls sluts in the locker room because they walk around in their underwear in the fucking locker room.

That awkard moment when you hug you mother from the back outside her workplace when she finally comes back from work but she's not actually your mother but a woman that really looks like her from behind and she's like "what the hell did i do wrong now" and you feel so bad for so many reasons.

That awkward moment where you're trying to leave a room and somebody goes to shake your hand and of course you reach for theirs too but you're in a hurry and you miss and you just brush past their palm and poke their boob.

Whoops.

>>247 Little forward there, aren't you?

That awkward moment when you thought it was good you only worked two days this week.

And they were Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

Fuck.

That akward moment on Christmas day you realize you forgot to get someone a gift. And that person is your sister.
Sorry~

That awkward moment when you see a guy from your school that moved away a year ago and he has become super duper incredibly hot

Apologies for double post, but that extra awkward moment when you check him out and he likes memes.

That awkward moment when one of your best guy friends confesses that he has wanked to pictures of you that you put on facebook before.

Yeeaaah. Dx I'm freaking out.

>>254 That. Is. Gross. Sweet lord stay away!

>>255 I know. Dx
I just. Eeehh. Dx

"Ever guy you know in real life (and a solid half+ of the ones you met online) has masturbated to the thought of you and/or your pictures before."

>facts of life that nobody appreciates

That awkward moment when we're less than a week away from 2014 and the copyright dealio at the bottom of the site still says "2010-2012".

That awkward moment when you work for an entry for a contest intensively but then remind yourself of the fact that the deadline is by the end of the month while you were hurrying up to the 28nd for finishing it for some unknown reason.

>>257 Welcome to my life :v

That awkward moment when Christmas already passed but New Year is still a few days away and the you just sit on a random chair thinking what to do.

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That awkward moment when your sister and her boyfriend walk in on you as you finish masturbating.

:I

Wow Name.

That awkward moment when Name.
That awkward moment when you forget the common word for something so you have to use the pretentious sounding scientific word for it.

That awkward moment when your friend who is recovering from surgery after she tore her ACL is a better dancer than you.

That awkward moment when no one believes you are turning seventeen in two weeks and they write down your age as fourteen on a sign-in sheet cause that seems more realistic.

That awkward moment when you're tying to show your friend something but there's no open threads that will allow you to do so

That awkward moment when during a game, your cousin's crush hits her on the head with a rolled up newspaper.

That awkward moment when your dad forgot you in the car and locked you in the car to go shopping and you wake up alone after having a dream about being in the anime world.

That awkward moment when you are sarcastic and your crush believes what you said.

That awkward moment when your best friend leaves the group (that hangs out ALL day together) at the lunch table to go sit with his gal pal and you're the only one that cries...

that awkward moment when your teacher asks you to switch classes infront of the class because of the bullies tormenting you...

wow...my scenarios are rediculous and stupid ^^ owell

That awkward moment when you say utilize. Seriously, guys. Not necessary.

That awkward moment when your bf wont shut up about J.law.

That awkward moment when you catch someone looking at you.

That awkward moment when a gay guy confesses he has a crush on you and wants you to be his girlfriend.

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seriously.

>>275 update on this one, that awkward moment when you can't figure out if he thinks you look very masculine or you are so pretty that you turn gay guys straight. He insists he isn't bi and I am so confused

Awkward moment when you have to separate your dog from a baby because the baby is the one that is dangerous.

That awkard moment when you've been planning a bowling night with your friends for almost 2 weeks and then, on that night, you fall asleep. And you wake up only when everybody is going home

That awkward moment when you fix a programming error in your game only to realize the fix spiked the difficulty up twenty fold.

That awkward moment when you measure mass in volts.

That one awkward moment when you find out that one of your two major crushes also flirts with your best friend.

Thanks asshole.

That awkward moment when you forget your name and age at the same time.

That awkward moment when you're invited to someone's party.

That awkward moment when you can't talk to little kids.

>>287 watch me >:I

>>287 So... Never?

That awkward when you itch and itch and suddenly you can't stop itching the itch.

>>290 It's scratching an itch. You don't itch a scratch.

>>291 >:( fuck you and your grammar my legs need bandages now

That awkward moment when the girl you happen to fancy at the moment suddenly comes out to you placing you in the "friend zone" and the "never gonna happen zone".

>>291 Yes you can.

>>291 Scratch and itch are both verbs.

beeehhh

beeehhh

beeehhh

That awkward moment when you lose a bet you made yourself.

That awkward moment when your boyfriend puts his hand on your knee in class and your teacher just stares at you two and shakes his head.

That awkward moment when your mom is scarier than your dad.

That awkward moment when your mom is scarier than your dad.

That awkward moment when your mom is scarier than your dad.

That awkward moment when your mom is scarier than your dad.

That awkward moment when your mom threatens to send you to rehab

That awkward moment when one guy starts singing Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus during class and then more and more people join in to the point where the whole class is belting out the final choruses. What happens in room 404 stays in room 404 I suppose.

Even more awkward, I'm the only girl in the class and I didn't know a lot of the words while all of the other guys were singing it perfectly.

That awkward moment when you forget to save a really important art piece and then your printed copy gets screwed up.

That awkward moment when.... I forgot what I was going to say.

That awkward moment when.... I forgot what I was going to say.

That awkward moment when.... I forgot what I was going to say.

That awkward moment when.... I forgot what I was going to say.

That awkward moment when.... I forgot what I was going to say.

That awkward moment when.... I forgot what I was going to say.

that awkward moment when sextuple post...

that awkward moment you pose in a pose from the internet without noticing

that awkward moment when you start loading potential songs into a playlist to choose from to make a mix CD for someone and then suddenly you have over 600 songs totaling about 42 hours worth of music. I guess I can start narrowing it down now...

That awkward moment when you say "Your warm are hugs." instead of "Your hugs are warm"

That awkward moment when you say "Your warm are hugs." instead of "Your hugs are warm"

That horrible moment when you have to put your shirt back on to go get your laundry from the first floor.

That awkward moment when your friend says he wrote a poem inspired by you and it ends with everyone covered in blood and dead.

>>321 That awkward moment when he said "It's based on a true story" just a minute later

>>321 That sounds more like a poem about me than you.

>>323 I'm scared to read it...

That awkward moment when you fail a permit test for the fifth time and the DMV laughs at you for even trying.

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That awkward moment when you can't find Switzerland on an unlabelled map.

I know, guys.

I know.

Thou must restore thy geographybroness.

That awkward moment when life is a game but the map hasn't loaded up yet

That awkward moment when you're putting the iron away and open the fridge...

>>328

All I can imagine is just you, falling through an endless abyss of blue.

:l

That awkward moment when you think you know someone and call out to them, then it turns out it was a complete stranger and they start giving you odd looks

>>332
Awkward moment when you run up and hug someone thinking it's your buddy when it's actually a total stranger and they give you this really scared look.

>>333 XD
That awkward moment when your about to hug someone anD THEY SNEEZE IN YOUR FACE

>>334
>>334 Gesundheit! :D

Awkward moment when you're so bored you just google whatever pops into your head and you wind up staring at an image of a penguin in a tux for half an hour just thinking about life.

Awkward moment when you and your lover are on date but don't know about what you can speak, because you chat with him/her a hour before you goes on date.

That awkward moment when you wake up without your shirt on and you don't remember taking it off.

That awkward moment when the guy who has a massive crush on you decides to compare you to Candy Crush.

"Some women are compared to actresses
But I'm not that type of dame
As a guy I know decided I compare
To an addictive mobile game."

That awkward moment when you get out of the shower, grab a towel, go to your room, and realise there is a white-tailed spider chilling on your shoulder.

>>339 Just chillin', rottin' some flesh.

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That awkward moment when Oven King dissolves your skin on contact, and you found that out when it dissolved your skin on contact.

That awkward moment when the RTT is finished but there isn't a new one yet.

That awkward moment when you come back to dollars after being gone for 2 years and it's so different you can't even figure out how to log in. I feel guilty for some reason....

That awkward moment when two people on pokemon y are cybering and you have one of them on your friends list.

>>346 Through shoutout I might add.

>>347 you stabbed them in the hand right?

>>348 I wish I could've.

That awkward moment when you're dancing with a guy and he says you'd get along great with one of his best friends...and then he introduces you to your date to the dance.

That awkward moment when your friend tries to make you back them up on something that makes you very uncomfortable.

That awkward moment when you get Rick-Rolled in Walmart.

That awkward moment when you start talking to your ex again.

That awkward moment when your best friend is your ex's cousin and doesnt understand why you two dont talk anymore >>353

That awkward moment when your boyfriends mom opens the basement door as you hurriedly roll to the opposite end of the couch.

That awkward moment where your boyfriend can re-hook a bra quicker than you can.

That awkward moment when your nemesis (aka ex-Best-friend-who-turned-to-be-an-asshole) is sitting behind you on the bus and you just wish that the whole fucking thing will explode violently.

That awkward moment when your uncle sends you a Victoria's Secret gift card as a belated birthday present.

that awkward moment when you don't notice you're crying until you feel a weird something on your cheek that's all itchy and weird and moving

>>357 That's not a tear. That's a facial louse.

That awkward moment when you say 'tamw'.

>>358 Or an ant. Or a small spider. The possibilities are both endless and terrifying.

...That awkward moment when you creep yourself out enough to pull up your legs as you sit at your desk because you you've suddenly realized that you can't see what's going on down there.

That awkward moment when you're not sure if a person actually forgot about something or if they're just using that as a pretext to insult you in a situation where you can't talk about it q-q

The awkward moment when you'r on your computer, it's the night and... OMG YOU DON'T DO YOU HOMEWORK !

That awkward moment when you tell a joke and you think it's really funny but everyone else just sits there like "....M'kay."

>>1 That awkward moment when I don't remember this at all... But that is my trip, so I must have...

That awkward moment when you have to explain your joke so it becomes instantly unfunny.

That awkward moments when somebody uses offensive terms and slurs and I'm worried that calling them out on it will only make them use them towards me.

>>366 its all good nigger

That awkward moment when your on the balcony of the building and everyone below can see your panties (yeah...that happened to me today...lol, I guess it's payback for all the times I looked up every other girls skirt from down below.)

That awkward moment when your nephew prefers your friend he just met to you...

That awkward moment when you realize your girlfriend is the dominant one in the relationship.

that awkward moment when you think you're alone in the room, then realize you weren't 15 minutes later.

>>371 (shrugs) that could be really hot.

That awkward moment when your talking about someone and they're right behind you.

>>374 That awkward moment when you realize you made a typo -_- (i meant *you're.)

that awkward moment when u wave hi to someone and the person behind em waves hi so u end up try to make eye contact with both of them while waving and smiling awkwardly~

That awkward moment when you've told the customer 'no' five times, then they ask you again.

Then another customer asks you the same thing when they were right next to the previous customer and you tell them 'no' and then they get made at you.

That awkward moment when you don't know if you're crying happy tears or sad tears. Then you're worried that your roomie will see you on your way to your room, and you're trying to think of what you'll tell them if you ask what's wrong.

Because you can't just say, "I'm fine." It's like, "Fuck no, you're not fine! You're friggen crying!" But then you don't know if you're crying because you're happy or sad, so what do you say?

That awkward moment when you think someone is talking to you, but they aren't so you say something and they're just like, "what the fuck?"

That awkward moment when you're with your crush and someone's like
You guys should date!

That awkward moment when you're on an embarrassing website and your parents walk in

That awkward moment when she bites your nob off

That awkward moment when you see that rebel has return and think why?

That awkward moment when you aren't paying attention in class and the teacher picks on you to answer.

That awkward moment when you realise you've been snap chatting your cousin and with each snap you've put more and more shit into your hair and now you're sitting in front of your computer with a merry-go-round music box, hair-bow, 2 hair ties, 2 paint brushes, a bandanna, pair of scissors, fold up fan, fairy wand and hair clip perfectly balanced on your head securely after taking way to many photos with fake roses poking out of the top of your shirt while holding a set of candles.

The awkward moment when you return to dollars-bbs.org and randomly get 403 error and wonder if you've been banned ( most you're me then of course you've been banned)

That awkward moment when you're arguing with your half brother about how drunk he can get and you have to bring up the time he flirted with you to win the damn argument.

>Doesn't believe me because I've never brought it up before.
>Counters with "Good morning, big bro! How are you feeling? Don't forget you're appt in the afternoon, and oh, by the way, you were hitting on me last night."
>You know how to appropriately bring something like this up?
>You don't.

That awkward moment when you fart in front of the class.

True story.

That awkward moment when nobody replies to your post.

That awkward moment when you go up to half French, half Mexican guy and complain to him how much of a jerk your son is for pretending to be a middle aged woman who you married for 6 months.

That awkward moment when parents open your bank statement mail even though you're over 18 only to find about $2000 spent in less than 2 months in large transfers and ask if you were buying videos.
I mean, do they really think their son is a porn addict?

Yeah, it happened.

>>393 you mastubaholic

How do you even do that lrntobudget holy fuck

>>395 addiction is a disease, sleep-o. Xeph can't help it. He is a masturbaholic.

>>395 :D a name I recognize from before my hiatus :D

that awkward moment when ur typing, looking at the keyboard for a while, then look back at screen and realize you didn't type anyyhing.

>ur typing
>you didn't type anyyhing

So, what happened exactly?

that awkward moment when the person next to you can hear your music through your headphones... (that was me yesterday O_o)

>>399 Dude, this has never happened to you? When you mean to click first, and hen type, but you forgot? Like Microsoft Word for example, maybe you want to drag it to the side for a second, and then you start typing, but nothing is there because you have to click the page again.

>>401 Typing is physically striking the keys, it's not text being sent to the computer. So, if you didn't type anything, you didn't touch the keyboard.

I guess I thought you wouldn't use 'typing' for both physically hitting the keys and text appearing where you wanted it to.

>>400 me all through out 7th grade XD

That awkward moment when the teacher calls on the person behind you and you start to answer, but the teacher says not you, the other person.

>>402...What? Dude what're you talking about?? This is suppose to be so common that you could post a thread about it and title it "So relatable" and flocks of people would come saying they've done it at least once.

That awkward moment, when you think you said something awkward, but it is actually brilliant

>>405 I know it's common, I've done it a lot and still do, lol. I meant the description was confusing is all.

-Looks like this has to come back up-

The awkward moment when you see your 'innocent' little nephew masturbating, and you curl up in your bed crying.

THIS THREAD IS THE BEST

That akward moment when you realize you have a REALLY dirty mind

>>411 The awkward moment when you spell 'awkward', haha.

The awkward moment when you realize that you're so hot that five guys and two girls have crushes on you, 'le~!

>>412 So humble -.-

>>412 I'm waiting for the moment that it turns out they're fucking with you

Awkward moment when reading >>414.
Missed the "with" the first time I read that and was really confused.

awkward moment when you see someone correcting another person's spelling with another incorrect one.

The awkward moment when there's no sauce in the hot dog...

Oh I meant on the hot dog.

>>417 What's wrong? Sometime I put the tomato sauce on the bread before the sausage, so it'll be "in".


I'm waiting for the awkward moment for when I understand the second meaning of >>417

>>418 The awkward moment of waiting for nzpieface to reveal the secret behind his name on the random thought thread.

>>419
That awkward moment when I think that what Kokkuri-san wrote is in fact, not awkward at all.

>>419 That awkward moment when I already have, twice...here and here

>>420 That awkward moment when uh, 420.

>>421 And when you forget a name origin thread exists.

>>422 That awkward moment when all everyone talks about is awkward moments

That awkward moment when you see a guy who was a neet in a coding club suddenly appear doing skits for a cheesy school performance.

That awkward moment when you haven't had meat in a month and you start crying when you mom gives you soup because all you want is chicken and pasta

That awkward moment when someone white knights for an idiot that bumped a useless thread, and bumps the thread so I yell at him too.

That awkward moment when theres a pen sticking through your hand yet its a normal kind of thing to you.
-Shizuo

The awkward moment when you finally get a day off from a job yet you're dreams won't let you rest.

That awkward moment when you are so talented that you trip on air (five times every day).

That awkward moment when you revive this thread out of boredom...

That awkward moment when youhave a baby in a liquor store, and get caught by Nick Cage

That awkward moment when you fart in an elevator by yourself, and then five people that you know are important walk in two floors after you farted....

That awkward moment when you yawn and everybody thinks you're crying and then you actually start crying because you think everyone thinks you're a wimp...

That awkward moment when you been here for a good long awhile and have not posted on this thread yet.

That awkward moment when you're at your favorite Japanese restaurant, then your science teacher comes out of nowhere and hugs you. Then, you find out that you're parents didn't even know who she was.

That awkward moment when everyone's taking a very important test and you have to cough REALLY bad..But you hold it in..and you end up sounding like you're literally choking to death in the end.

>>436 XD That's hilarious. Made my day.

That awkward moment when you lock your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic, and have to go in and ask for a coat hanger...

>>438 Looooooool

That awkward moment when both you and your hubby are being forced by relatives to phone each other.

The awkward moment when I was so high, I forgot it was 420

That awkward moment when your Twin brother kisses you while on a double date at home when both girl friends came back from the kitchen :x

and then our girl friends start kissing each other. . .

>>441
Did it turn into an orgy?

>>442 O_O no, I only found out later from my bro he talked to their friends an apparently he somehow got info out of them that they both like yaoi, so he thought it be funny when they came back into the living room to start kissing, all he said to me while we waited is "just go with what I do" I was like erm sure I guess :/

unfortunately for our girl friends they where caught kissing by our parents who decide to come home much earlier then expected, and they both ran out.

that night was all kinds of awkward moments.

Kurosuke you're noting this down right? RIGHT? ^^^

>>444 why are you mentioning me?? but anyways.. good material..

yaoi-incest

XD

ugh.. no wonder nobody likes me in this site.. T_T

>>445 I don't mind incest in yaoi just not when it's twins. I've had people ask me before if I would make out with my twin sis and me and her are just both weirded out by it so I can't stand seeing it in yaoi.

That awkward moment you thought everyone knew you were joking about having a boyfriend but they actually took it seriously..

I can't even say "just kidding" cause everyone's too serious.

They seem to be desperate for me to have a boyfriend.

... this is just awkward.

That awkward moment when people take your stories and read them... I hate when that happens...

>>443
Was it good btw? Did he use the tongue? was it a French kiss?

>>449 Asking the important questions.

>>448 That awkward moment when people read your stories and then start critiquing them.

>>449 omfg no :x and it was just lips, I have a feeling you maybe into that kind of thing :?

That awkward moment when this thread becomes awkward . .

>>451 That awkward moment when a person realizes that they've walked into a room full of fujoshi...

>>452 Wrong room, gtg

>>451
Too bad, whilst my belly is open for petting, my lips are tightly guarded.

The awkward moment your Uni lecturer says you're not "academic" enough... Isn't that kinda, ironic?


I'm definitely an artsy type.

That awkward moment when you realize that you're more afraid of your shower than you are of a possible tornado...

That awkward moment when half of your nipple is hard and the other half isn't.
That awkward moment when you are clicking your pen repetitively and someone tells you to stop and you have to click it again to turn it back on.
That awkward moment when your feet leave a sweat shape on the locker room floor.
That awkward moment when you scream at one of your family members when they turn a corner and are genuinely frightened.
That awkward moment when you are talking and notice that you spit a little on the person you are speaking to but you both don't say anything.

That awkward moment when half of your nipple is hard and the other half isn't.
That awkward moment when you are clicking your pen repetitively and someone tells you to stop and you have to click it again to turn it back on.
That awkward moment when your feet leave a sweat shape on the locker room floor.
That awkward moment when you scream at one of your family members when they turn a corner and are genuinely frightened.
That awkward moment when you are talking and notice that you spit a little on the person you are speaking to but you both don't say anything.

That awkward moment when you tell a guy with a boner, you're married.

>>459 .............................................................................................................Why look down there in the first place?

>>460
Unfulfilled carnal desire.

>>461 I feel sorry for her husband, getting cuckolded like that. Within 2 months of marriage no less.

>>460 I made that one up. all is well pie-kun.

>>462 you mean cock-blocked?
>>461 >>462 Hubby told me I'm being cold and killing 'his mood'. You guys aren't too far off.

>>436
cuckolded. Aphrodisiacs might do the trick.

>>464 I'm getting one heck of a title aren't I....

>>465
"late Old English, from Old French cucuault, from cucu ‘cuckoo’ (from the cuckoo's habit of laying its egg in another bird's nest). The equivalent words in French and other languages applied to both the bird and the adulterer"

brilliant finding from master pie.

>>465 It's the English equivalent of NTR.

>>463 And you say you're newlyweds... I doubt that you guys have even been on a honeymoon.

>>467 Hence us being in a distant-relationship <.< if you recall...
honeymoons come when you're officially able to live with your partner.

>>468 I've read so many doujins with that as the premise of NTR, because the wife lives alone with unfulfilled carnal desires...... Well, you're not alone, but with your always-superior-than-you nieces.

>>469
Let's not forget the live-in spirit.

>>470 Oh, yeah, the spirit. Let's hope Kokkuri doesn't get too lonely with that around.

*looks up* oh jolly.

yeah, got my good ol' nieces. Why was it this one time that I followed your advice yesterday pie-kun? Pride is such a hard thing to throw away...

>>470 I gotta get to know the 'live-in' spirit...so far all I know is that she's a curious young lady, but kinda pretty looking...Also gotta stop her from blowing wind randomly on my foot or face.

The awkward moment when you just come out of your exam and get asked by a friend which one you took...and you don't remember.

>>472 ............... Bad choice? Be independent, though not too much, you have a husband to depend on.

And the spirit is probably prettier than you.


That awkward (and hilarious) moment when a friend asks you what class is next when school ended.

>>473 no she probably stole my looks >_>

>>474 They can't steal something you never had.
Also, your nieces probably look better/younger than you.

>>475
I feel the hate.

That awkward moment when you completely agree with a condescending comment.

>>476 It's not awkward, it's publicly accepted

>>477
Make it awkward since this is the awkward thread.

>>478 As long as she doesn't agree to it, it'd be awkward to Kokkuri, happy?

>>1 That awkward moment when you realize someone's tripcode has half of your handle name spelled backwards.

The awkward moment when you realise that I might have stolen NZPIEFACE's looks....thus I agree with his comment.

>>481 That awkward moment when someone tries to insult you, but fails

^ that awkward moment when his come back is weak

>>483 That awkward moment when someone mistakes a statement for an comeback.

>>484 that awkward moment when you join a conversation between two people you don't know

That awkward moment when you're about to own some noob on main and you forget to check "sage".

>>486 .................Good luck next time

that awkward moment when you want to revive a thread and have nothing awkward to say.

That awkward moment when the teacher asks a question with such an obvious answer that everyone thinks it's just rhetorical and so everyone stays silent and the teacher is just standing there waiting for an answer.
"Why was the Great Plague different from the other, smaller outbreaks of plague?"

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there is no candy

That awkward moment when you are fangirling and singing BTS in the corner of your classroom with earbuds on and everyone stops talking and watches you while they sit in confusion on what your saying/doing. ^w^

That awkward moment when you're over cloud 9 when meeting someone you idolize and were too excited to think about anything so you just stood there in complete silent.

That awkward moment when the class is doing a test and you shart

aquele momento embaraçoso em que vc esta assistindo anime durante a aula online, começa a tocar a abertura e vc canta junto só pra descobrir q o seu microfone está ligado

aaa o corretor mexeu com o texto rs. *vendo anime, *e você começa a cantar junto

That awkward moment when you can't understand replies before you

That awkward moment when the slaves in the basement ask for food and you cannot decide if you want them to be slaves longer or watch them die

>>498 wat

>>498 HOLY SHIT!

That awkward moment when you and your friends are having a really awkward conversation and then after the awkward conversation there an awkward silence and everyone awkwardly walks away.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN I REMAKE A THREAD THAT'S STILL ALIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>502 Man up you prick, you'd been making premature RTTs for 7 consecutive times already.

>>503 Hey, you took it once in recent memory.

>>504 yeah, I wanna do it again tbh :P

>>505 Please don't.

That awkward moment when you actually got a tripcode after 4 years... Should've spend more time here than in drrr.com smh.

>>507 Welcome to the club!

That awkward moment when you read the chat history and see a close friend you liked and admired, shit talk about you and you try to confront them later but they swear at you and bluntly say hurtful things to you.. My trust issues ain't going anytime soon :/

>>509 Oh fucking yikes.

>>510 I have an update. We ended our friendship. Kinda hurt but better than staying near toxic people.

That awkward moment when people realize that you don't have a life.