Wanna play a game? Okay, I was struggling where to put this.. Either on here or on the games section but I went through the games section and saw threads about video games, mmorpg's, applications, etc. and thought that this would not fit in there so I decided to put it here :3

Here's how the game goes.. It's a Three Word Story game.. What you have to do is right down three words and then the next person writes down three words and then the next and the next and the next.. It should make a story..

For example:
Person 1: My dog ate
Person 2: Vanilla ice cream
Person 3: While I go
Person 4: Clean my room

and so on...

Be creative and as weird as possible :3

I'll start !

The Dollars helped...

me find my

way home to

My mom having

a nice chat

With dad while

I stare at

Her boobs. I

Just stand there,

Watching them, wanting

to fondle them

then i finally

call my therapist

to fix me

to fix me

but ran away

Because I wanted

to lick my

Mom's boobs. She

was beautiful to

me in every

sense I could

Think of. I

(I love how I started all of this little plot here.)

Read entire story before posting

Know this is

pretty damn strange

But I love

my mother and

Her multi-sized nipples

Creamed on a

albino pit viper

. I went to


(I don't like where this is going...)

Wipe off the

Cum off her.

Well used clam.

And I awoke.

After blowing my

Mom a kiss.

I went to

My mom and

Dad's house, to

Fuck her. She

was shy at

everything, except for

Sex. I love

my mom and

(how this story turned out O.O)

Want to have

(I started this story line.)

sex but I

Can only hope.

Yet I strive

To have sex

With my mom.

Hopefully dad doesn't

come out of

My grandma's closet.

*period erase* while mom and

I are having

(I don't like this at all...SERIOUSLY!)

sex. It feels

(EMBRACE IT, HALF OF HANDASH!)

Like i could

fuck me running

into a wall

. That's how she

Likes to fuck

Me. She is

A Super Freak.
(Wow waaaay too much now)

what the fuck......?

My sister also

Wants to have

Sex with me.

I love them

With my dick

Its really small.(XD)

Only when flaccid.

They love it.

I hate it.

Next person to

Post is stupid

Im so stupid

, why did I

Say I hate

Having sex with

Mom and sis?

We love it.

(We as in the narrator, his mom, and his sis.)

Well I don't.

As I Rubbed

(Let's keep this on its original track cuz its fun.)

My dick between

My sister's pussy

Lips, my mom

Joined in and

We had sex

All night long.

It was amazing.

Better than chocolate.

After that I

(Name, stop finishing your own creepy posts)

went to the

(Thank god that's over)

Sex shop for

(>>99 NEVER!)

advice on bondage

And was told

My mom likes

Futanari. I got

Very extremely sick.

Then got horny.

In the bathroom

Flushing the toilet

. I then started

To fap relentlessly.

Then ran away.

(Stop with the set-ups. Life isn't about sex.)

But slipped on

my sperm filled

Bathroom when mom

called for cake-time.

Yay, cake time!

(This plot, omg.)

And by cake

she meant ramen

N by ramen

with salty noodles

She meant sex.

Sloppy hot sex.

Sex that will

(GOD DAMMIT WHAT IS THIS!?!?)

Feel so good.

But my sister

Wants to join

. So she sucks

My dick and

pukes on it.

Tastes like shit

But not really.

She loves my

Sweet yellow scarf

wrapped around my

(yeah i'm gonna kill myself...because we have to keep the story on topic...)

Dick. It keeps

me hard. When

I see that

Butt of hers.

"That ass looks

Amazing, sis. Can

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

I touch it?"

i touch it?" (my computer sux.....)

"Yes. Dick, please."

"Okay, bend over."

She bends over.

As mom watches

, I plunge deep.

They both moan

seeing that I

Can go for

Licking mom's pussy.

I pull out

And shove it

Into her underwear
(Why do people keep turning it to weird sex)

Then her pussy.

(Because we have to keep the story on track. Next story won't have to be sex.)

I believe in

Legal incest. It

Makes me happy.

After an hour,

I pee myself

*insert quotes around "pee"* inside her. She

hit me with

Her squirt. It

was actually acid.

Meaning he is

High on pussy.

, so he died

And she had

To play LOZ

to see what

would happen to

Hyrule, but suddenly

A strange, mysterious

man saw me

Grab master sword.

And breaks it

into thousands of

Penis shaped pieces.

of moldy bread

twere eaten by

the downtown mafia

who where the

Yo GabaGaba cast

dressed as teletubbies

in suits. I

was so amazed

that i simply

jizzed my pants.

On the way

to the market,

With my fish

With my fish

GOD

HATES

FAGS!

>>213 army. It is

Made of goldfish

, seahorses, and sharks

. On the way

I fell into

my mother's pussy

Cat named goku.

The cat looks

Like this. He

met Bruce Lee

and mastered karate

With him. "We're

Trying to save

everyone from the

Giant Ice cream

." Says the strange

Old homeless man

In a strange

Purple robe that

sparkled from hooker

avenue, a boy

Who was a

Video game master.

what the fuck...

Is going on?

I think I

Shit my pants!

Gee Im Hungry.

"My boy, this

Your chance to

Ride the panda

Up the butt!"

With righteous justice

, I rode that

Rainbow panda to

school, getting all

happy to see

happy to see

happy to see

a rainbow panda

with thirteen legs

that came to

Drink tea and

eat pie from

Name's naked body

that's burned

> 270 thats two words.

>269
While hopping on

My lover's pussy

cat for fun.

I love kittens,

they are fluffy

Domo arigato mister

chocolato~ I met

my new boss

on the moon

I wanna die.

-.- Dude! Stop forcing your problems on everyone on everyboard! You've got internet connection obviously. Look up the suicide number and give them a call, ok? >>280

>>281 that's not three words, try saying this instead. Go fuck yourself.

>>280 Dot dot dot...






What the fuck.

>>279 gave me a

(Bump because duplicate was made.)

Here's the story so far...

The Dollars helped me find my way home to my mom having a nice chat with dad while I stare at her boobs. I just stand there, Watching them, wanting to fondle them then I finally call my therapist to fix me but ran away because I wanted to lick my mom's boobs. She was beautiful to me in every sense I could think of. I know this is pretty damn strange but I love my mother and her multi-sized nipples creamed on a albino pit viper. I went to wipe off the cum off her. Well used clam. And I awoke after blowing my mom a kiss. I went to my mom and dad's house, to fuck her. She was shy at everything, except for sex. I love my mom and want to have sex but I can only hope. Yet I strive to have sex with my mom. Hopefully dad doesn't come out of my grandma's closet while mom and I are having sex. It feels like I could fuck me running into a wall. That's how she likes to fuck a super freak. My sister also wants to have sex with me. I love them with my dick its really small. Only when flaccid. They love it. I hate it. Next person to post is stupid, I'm so stupid, why did I say I hate mom and sis? We love it. Well I don't. As I rubbed my dick between my sister's pussy lips, my mom joined in and we had sex all night long. It was amazing. Better than chocolate. After that I went to the sex shop for advice on bondage and was told my mom likes Futanari. I got very extremely sick. Then got horny. In the bathroom flushing the toilet. I then started to fap relentlessly then ran away. But slipped on my sperm filled bathroom when mom called for cake-time. Yay, cake time! And by cake she meant ramen and by ramen with salty noodles she meant sex. Sloppy hot sex. Sex that will feel so good. But my sister wants to join . So she sucks my dick and pukes on it. Tastes like shit but not really. She loves my sweet yellow scarf wrapped around my dick. It keeps me hard. When I see that butt of hers. "That ass looks amazing, sis. Can I touch it?" "Yes. dick, please." "Okay, bend over." She bends over. As mom watches , I plunge deep. They both moan seeing that I can go for licking mom's pussy. I pull out and shove it into her underwear then her pussy. I believe in legal incest. It makes me happy. After an hour, I "pee" myself inside her. She hit me with her squirt. It was actually acid. Meaning she is high on pussy, so he died and she had To play LOZ to see what would happen to Hyrule, but suddenly, a strange, mysterious man saw me, grab master sword. And breaks it into thousands of penis shaped pieces of moldy bread twere eaten by the downtown mafia who where the Yo GabaGaba cast dressed as teletubbies in suits. I was so amazed that I simply jizzed my pants. On the way to the market, With my fish army. It is made of goldfish , seahorses, and sharks. On the way I fell into my mother's pussy cat named goku. The cat looks like this >>230. He met Bruce Lee and mastered karate with him. "We're trying to save everyone from the giant ice cream." Says the strange old homeless man in a strange purple robe that sparkled from hooker avenue, a boy who was a video game master. What the fuck... is going on? I think I shit my pants! Gee I'm hungry. "My boy, this your chance to ride the panda up the butt!" With righteous justice , I rode that rainbow panda to school, getting all happy to see a rainbow panda with thirteen legs that came to drink tea and eat pie from Name's naked body while hopping on my lover's pussy cat for fun. I love kittens, they are fluffy Domo arigato mister chocolato~ I met my new boss on the moon gave me a...

A masterpiece I say.

I jumped off

My friend's back

Into the big

lake by the

mountain right beside

New Okinawa, where

the streets have

Knives poking out

of my eyes

Destroying my lovely face

so I looked

And screamed like hell

After seeing a

Giant panda riding

a unicorn in

purgatory which was

full of rainbows

with a flying

glitter pooping unicorn

that poops on

all things unpoopable.

This Shamanistic vision

Needs to be

augmented for Adam

. This game is

completely senseless and

needs more boobs

like this (. Y .)

But due to

Boobaphobia, everyone is

afraid. The army

(Bump)

of General Aladeen

And fat squids

>>322*ARE currently doing

A war strategy

To tentacle rape

all the hotdogs

Then the women.

The children are

flying up high

in the sky

because of pot

making them high

like my dreams.

Afer one cuil

while ambiguous transformations

occur and ponies

evolved into unicorns

which destroyed world

oh my god

Then pooped Skittles

On Chuck Norris

and ate all

of the Starburst.
(>>337 Which destroyed world? What the fuck? At least make sense, changing "world" to "everything". And >>338, can you try? Your reply doesn't exist.

A Starburst monster

suddenly charged at

a raging bull.

The Starburst monster

while having strange

spasms puked a

dinosaur made out

jellyfish and skittles

*Of jellyfish and
So sorry!

>>351
>>352
skittles, with flaming

Lust, it charges

Towards the bull

with pink dick

(lol)

and red balls

with ribbons on

it's tail. Suddenly,

a giant donkey

did a dance

hip hop style

The Harlem Shakes

and his friend

Peter the panda

Had a bet

that he could

kiss a kangaroo

and cosplay the

Booby Banana Power

of epic proportions!

"There's no way

I can live

If I don't

end up seeing

pink slimy narwhales

." Said the Banana.

Then a stripper

who looks like

jigoko shoujo comes

carrying a dildo

for your dog

and my mom.

My mom was

Consensually raping me.

Name suddenly popped

His sister's cherry.

I'm on drugs.

Said his sister

before she stabbed

His face with

a machete. Blood

splattered all over

her, and she

then ate a

peice of his

tasty chocolate sandwhiches

which he had

stored secretly in

the corner of

the closet. Then

my mother‘s boobs

Explode and turn

Into Giant Sacks

Into Giant Sacks

Filled with green

Filled with green

>>410 DP
Extravagant newborn kittens

with rainbows exploding

(bump)

from it's butt

the people go

west of the

City to watch

A sexy kangaroo

beat box against

my neighbor's underwear

.It was hanging

The wind came

The wind came

>>424 So did I.

A flying squirrel

pooped on karen

.The squirrel looked

his precious poo

and became so

important for him, so the squirrel decided

>>431 7 words."Important for him"

so he went

to pee on the

>>433 3 WORDS. NOT 4.

"to pee on" THAT'S 3 WORDS, OKAY?

the tree that

(bump)

Smelled like butt

when he saw

the roof collapse

he was dancing

with my mom

while eating a

cheesy egg sandwhich

That he found

thrown on the

floor of a

Crowded lions den

then got ate

by rabid strippers

but not before

He was kidnapped

by moms ass

while covered in

kittens that wouldn't

Take him home

and play the

guitar very badly

then go eat

then go eat

then go eat

Mustard filled cookies

Mustard filled cookies

Mustard filled cookies

Mustard filled cookies

while watching amoebas

Masturbate to chickens.

Then the unicorn

shat out rainbows,

Ate the chickens,

then gave me

drugs and kittens

While I frowned

because someone stole

my new dildo

to build a

Flying carptet that

ate my car.

ate my car.

while scooping up

My only ipad

I pour water

into the place

called 'the toilet'

to summon cthulugatorsaurus

to destroy my

virginity. Sex is

kinkiest with monsters

especially when they

Eat my

Eat my

Eat my

>>489 just killed people

by using their

eye lazers. They

moan loudly with

their feet going

to the beat

From Skrillex's horrible

New album called

Rape my dog
(I dunno >.<)

Which is gross

and full of

Shit that stinks

with autism included.

But of course,

I'm not sad

That you kicked

My mom in

the toe, which

was quite huge

and seemed to

really stink. It

feels like PASTA

with blue cheese

and tomato sauce

. I hate

(not really a word :/)
blue cheese, because

It's not blue

but neon green

like the spots

forming on my

white siberian leopard

which is living

in my belly.

My grandma did

pole dancing when

She got hungry.

She ate twenty

Pieces of cake

. But turns out

she had cancer

. She died of

and died in

millions of marshmellows

, her regret being

that she didn't

Eat with A

Long sharp knife.

Cats really like

playing the harp

Smoking the reefer

till I died

because weed kills

brain-cells, which is

totally awesome for

many idiotic stoners.

Wolves are awesome

when they fly

. Tentacle monsters like

destroying cities which

turn into custard

and rape girls.

Not real girls

but just Name

and some zombies

, but not Name.

The zombie Name

Is Dave And

he likes powdered

Beef jerky for

an afternoon snack.

to find the

legendary one piece

secret poodle stash.

Our young hero

is a faggot

who loves the

Blue whale‘s cock

and his sperm

that entered the

Cow‘s pink uterus

>>576 >>578 dont samefag.

Fishfingers and custard

>>578 With some fried.(making more sense here.)

(Still starting with this.) "Fishfingers and custard..."

rainbow unicorn poop

and was eaten by

jewish godzilla robot

In the desert.

*erase period* While eating dessert.

Now then, I

shall kill my

wacky inflatable arm

by licking your

sister's pussy. She

Stabbed me with

her pussy. It

had razorblades coming

towards it. (Not.)

Im not sure what to make of that post name

that she almost

Blew her boobs

out the window

and hit a

on a star

Riding a unicorn

with no wig

she dances crazily

>>608 . (Period added.)

>>609 To the feel

of the beat

bump

while the screeching

of a syren

kills my parents

((Haha Batman. xD))

and break two

Giant rattle snakes

In a fiery

Crazy rollercoaster ride

eating some tacos

then puking up???

im so bad at this

*bump

teletubbies which are

actually zombies that

Enjoy anal sex

Inside filthy mushrooms.

Bumping to silence a hate thread

Bump, I will not quit

Even though they

have no sense

Thankfully for pikachu

(bump)

>>631 birds eat popcorn

While happily flying

in the unicorn

rainbow maze while

>>637 Hahaha. Wrong thread, genius.

>>638 LOL.

I'll uh, just go ahead and move that.

fighting purple cheetos

fighting purple cheetos

and running from

my Grandma's cat.

(Can someone right the story so far?

>>643 ***write. Damn. I feel like an idiot.

then I decided to

kill my lovely

Rabbit and eat

it with my

flaming spoon and

chuck a football

at my sister.

The story thus far
(From >>286)


I jumped off my friend's back into the big lake by the mountain right beside New Okinawa, where the streets have knives poking out of my eyes, destroying my lovely face, so I looked and screamed like hell after seeing a giant panda riding a unicorn in purgatory which was full of rainbows with a flying glitter pooping unicorn that poops on all things unpoopable. The shamanistic vision needs to be augmented for Adam.

This game is completely senseless and needs more boobs like this: (.Y.) . But due to BOOBAPHOBIA (Note from Aeterna: The proper word should be Mammaraphobia), everyone is afraid.

The army of General Aladeen and fat squids are currently doing a war strategy to tentacle rape all the hotdogs, then the women.

The children are flying up high in the sky because of pot making them high like my dreams.

After one cuil, while ambiguous transformations occur and ponies evolved into unicorns which destroyed the world, oh my god, then pooped skittles on Chuck Norris and and ate all of the Starburst.

A Starburst monster suddenly charged at a raging bull.

The Starburst monster, while having strange spasms, puked a dinosaur made out of jellyfish and skittles; with flaming lust, it charges towards the bull with pink dick and red balls with ribbons on its tail.

Suddenly, a giant donkey did a dance hip-hop style.

The Harlem Shakes and his friend, Peter the Panda, had a bet that he could kiss a kangaroo and cosplay the Booby Banana Power!

"There's no way I can live if I don't end up seeing pink slimy narwhals," said the Banana.

Then a stripper who looks like jigoko shoujo comes carrying a dildo for your dog and my mom.

My mom was consensually raping me.

Name suddenly popped his sister's cherry.

"I'm on drugs," said his sister before she stabbed his face with a machete.

Blood splatter all over her and she then ate a piece of his tasty chocolate sandwiches which he had stored secretly in the corner of his closet.

Then my mother's boobs explode and turn into giant sacks filled with green extravangent newborn kittens with rainbows exploding from it's butt.

The people go west of the city to watch a sexy kangaroo beat box against my neighbor's underwear.

It was hanging.

The wind came; so did I.

A flying squirrel pooped on Karen.

The squirrel looked at this precious poo and became so important for him.

So he went to pee on the tree that smelled like butt when he saw the roof collapse, he was dancing with my mom while eating a cheesy egg sandwich that he found thrown on the floor of a crowded lions den, then got ate by rabid strippers, but not before he was kidnapped by mom's ass while covered in kittens that wouldn't take him home and play the guitar very badly then go eat mustard filled cookies while watching amoebas masturbate to chickens.

Then the unicorn shat out rainbows, ate the chickens, then gave me drugs and kittens while I frowned because someone stole my new dildo to build a flying carpet that ate my car.

My only IPad; I pour water into the place called 'The Toilet' to summon CthuluGatorSaurus to destroy my virginity.

Sex is kinkiest with monsters, especially when they just killed people by using their eye lazers.

They moan loudly with their feet going to the beat from Skrillex's horrible new album called 'Rape my Dog," which is gross and full of shit that stinks, with autism included.

But of course, I'm not sad that you kicked my mom in the toe which was quite huge and seemed to really stink.

It feels like PASTA with blue cheese and tomato sauce.

I hate blue cheese because it's not blue but neon green like the spots forming on my white siberian leopard which is living in my belly.

My grandma did pole dancing when she got hungry.

She ate twenty pieces of cake.

But turns out she had cancer.

She died of, and died in, millions of marshmallows, her regret being that she didn't eat with a long sharp knife.

Cats really like playing the harp smoking the reefer till I died because weed kills brain-cells, which is totally awesome for many idiotic stoners.

Wolves are awesome when they fly.

Tentacle monsters like destroying cities which they turn into custard and rape girls.

Not real girls, but just Name and some zombies, but not Name.

The Zombie Name is Dave and he likes powdered beef jerky for an afternoon snack.

To find the legendary ONE PIECE secret poodle stash, our young hero is a faggot who loves the blue whale's cock and his sperm that entered the cow's pink uterus with some fried fishfingers and custard rainbow unicorn poop and was eaten by JEWISH GODZILLA ROBOT in the desert, while eating dessert.

Now then, I shall kill my wacky inflatable arm by licking you sister's pussy.

She stabbed me with her pussy.

It had razor blades comming towards it. (NOT.)

That she almost blew her boobs out the window and hit on a star riding a unicorn with no wig.

She dances crazily to the feel of the beat while the screeching of a siren kills my parents and break two giant rattle snakes in a fiery crazy rollercoaster ride eating some tacos then puking up.

Teletubbies, which are actually zombies that enjoy anal sex inside filthy mushrooms, even though they have no sense.

Thankfully for Pikachu, birds eat popcorn while happily flying in the unicorn rainbow maze fighting purple cheetos and running from my grandma's cat.

Then I decided to kill my lovely rabbit and eat it with my flaming spoon and chuck a football at my sister.

Too many Ostriches

Too damn high

kicked Justin Bieber

(Started from >>654)

Final bump

right between his

right between his

right between his

balls because purple chickens

>>662 Three words, ignorant buffoon.

It's now only "balls because chickens"

were attacked by

Men in suits

For everything depended

On vanilla cupcakes

the purple chicken

had ever loved.

the girl with

a gun saw

And fire-breathing penguins.

Flowers grew by

Dengoku buro Fighting Climax the video game will feature Shizuo and Celty as playable characters.

>>674 Wrong thread.

the penguins, and

sometimes they wobble

so much that

I think they're

shooting in their

hair, and REBEL

died because he
(lol adding yourself to the story)

was to awesome.

(>>682 Yeah, that's getting skipped because of grammar. lrnmayolrn)
shot himself. The

>>681 was too awesome
(problem solved)

(Didn't know which one to follow, so I made a phrase that's applicable to both.)

army supplies in (or)
. Army supplies in

the second box

near the door

was ultimately destroyed

by a bomb.

but not really

since it was

a wild hog

stampede. We decided

REBEL was awesome

, except we didn't.

(>>696 This doesn't exist, >>697 does, though)

Space was acting

strange and unstable

So I flew

away to the

future by flipping

the time table

Of lemon life

Of lemon life

so my mothers

boyfriend jumped off

A table with

a teleporter to

go to China

to suck a

shifts and non-sequiturs

, creating a new

story based on

monkeys and shit

with a bucket

----

filled with some

Cookies. We decided

that maybe this

is probably not

fap material, so

we decided to

stop being disgusting

and politely eat

while skinning the

big brown potato

As we sleep.

we are also

drowning inside a

bathtub of meth

while thinking of

Breaking *HACKHACKCOUGHHACKCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHHACK* Bad.

>>736(You got the idea.)
The meth was

Smiling, eating a

tub of slimey

ghost named Slimer.
(lel, Ghostbusters)

Using the power

Bestowed upon me

I quickly ate

my chicken sandwich

with butterfly-wing buns

with butterfly-wing buns

with butterfly-wing buns

. I suddenly started

Shouting uncontrollably, then

started to dissolve

into peanut butter

. Dogs started eating

My new toupee

and so I

couldn't do anything

but weep and

say my prayers

say my prayers

For the sun

With no light

to praise it.

But then I

Felt the need

to masterbait alongside

And learn spelling

The word Baccano

----

. "How many newfags

will it take

to kill Reltair

before they get

In my way

? Absolutely none because

----

(bump)

The sun shone :P

Over the hills

and just disappeared

by Rebel's awesomeness.

>>781 Doesn't exist.

Continuing from >>779

into the ocean.

The world began

When God died

for our sins

he felt nothing

and he sucked

and he sucked

On the candy

Which tasted like

Sweaty ball sacks

But unfortunately he

did not suck

hard enough on

*a tootsie pop

covered in cream

and fell asleep

dreaming unimaginable things

. But then, the

fever dream faltered

fever dream faltered

and I woke

then I fell

In a hole

and killed animals

That had hats

with some donuts

of highest value

. Suddenly, a group

of wild pikach

approach me. I

choose you, Dick!

"Ash, this isn't

Pikachu so don,t

Pikachu so don,t

Pikachu so don,t

Pikachu so don,t

Pikachu so don,t

Pikachu so don,t

Pikachu so don,t

Pikachu so don,t

go easy on

my shiny balls.

Because they will

break many hearts

But I don't

care about hearts!

Is your heart?

Ever so broken?

God fucking damnit.

Why the fuck

Is your shit

So super warm

that it caused

Name to un-lolicon?

Ahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahaaaa....ah.

Later that day,

I had a

I had a

I had a

laggy septuple post

and so I

went to destroy

went to destroy

it by getting

matches to burn

myself. I am

so sad that

My mom ate

pieces of stale

bread that I

Stole from a

creepy old woman

who had big

troubles in life.

So I went

to the store

like a boss

hickey because of

this terrible douche

named King Dude

ate all the

chocolate ice cream

and took a

spoon and watched

Name's "loli" get

Eaten by sharks

until an octopus

came flying down

really pretty necklace

It Smelled Like

death. It tasted

like life. Soon

so horrible that

it sounded like

the afterlife trying