The game is quite simple. The OP (me) gives a scenario. The next person responds with what they would do then gives a scenario in response. The next person continues this cycle, and it goes on until the thread is filled. Last person to post makes a new thread with their scenario.

Example? I think I need one!
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OP: What would you do if a cat set you on fire?

Second poster: I'd ask the magic conch what to do. ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!

What would you do it Bread kidnapped you?

Third Poster: I'd rape him.

What would you do if Name took over with a fish army?
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You get the point? If you don't then you have some serious mental issues.

Let the games begin!

What would you do if a cat set you on fire?

I think I WOULD ask the magic conch...

What would you do if Santa stole your refrigerator?

Ransom off his reindeer to get it back.

What would you do if Wikipedia threatened to shut down unless you chopped off your right arm?

I'd call Batman. Kung Fu grip of JUSTICE! >:O

What would you do if a tree fell on your toilet? :/

I'd use my bro's...

What would you do if you learned dinosaurs were actually aliens?

I already knew that. All hail the Saurisian Empire!

What would you do if your GF turned out to be a guy, but still looked a lot like a girl, and was really feminine and cute?

Have them get surgery.

What would you do if your mom was your wife?

Read Oedipus Rex

WWYD if you had to either get shot to death, or jump from a skyscraper?

Jump from a skyscraper. Flying squirrel suit FTW. (Go New Super Mario Bros. U.)

What would you do if Pokemon were real?

I would catch one, become pokemon master and live out the rest of my life in awesomeness.

What would you do if people rained from the sky?

Stay inside. :l

What would you do if the ATMs initiated the robot uprising tomorrow?

Steal all the money they pop out. ._.

What would you do if you found a spider in your room?

Post spiderman on my computer, that might work.

What would you do if Azazel(LEGION) came into your house?

lol ignore the last 4 posts

//sobb

And if you saw them

DON'T SPEAK OF IT

//sobb x2

>>14 I would hug him and tell him the world loves him whether he likes it or not. It would bug the hell out of him.

What would you do if Legion actually managed to take over the world?

>>20
Clap.

That's so improbable that if he actually did it, I would have to have at least a hint of respect for the guy.

What would you do if you had the ability to disintegrate objects just by looking at them, and this power could be controlled?

Looke at my roomates dogs until not a scrap of fur was left. Then say that some other neighbor killed them.

What would you do if yellow stone (the super volcano) exploded?

Shit.

What would you do if someone is pointing a gun at you?

Ask what kind of gun it was.

WWYD if the Chinese invaded?

Panic then riot.

What would you do if you found out that you can fly?

Get a superman costume and kick ass.

WWYD if you could either go out with a semi-ugly girl, or a really cute trap?

I wouldn't go out with ether.

What would you do if someone asked you out only to dump you?

Drink as much milk as I could in the hopes of understanding how big a cow a person has to be to do such a thing.

What would you do if you we're a god and you had to choose somebody to pass your power onto

I'd host an ultimate Hunger Game were anyone can join in a fight to the death!

Winner gets the power!

What would you do if Bread kidnapped you?

I'd eat him.

What would you do if you had a dream within a dream?

I'd wake myself the fuck up by driving off a bridge.

What would you do if you were IN MY DREAM!?

Take off all my clothes and follow you silently.

What would you do if you lived in Greece right now.

>>33 I guess I would move.

What would you do if you went to bed with one dick but woke up with two dicks?

>>34
I'd recall what the fuck drugs I took, or drinks that I drank.

What would you do if you woke up and you happen to be married to a midget named Jim who beats you constantly with 3 loaves of wet, wheat bread?

I'd kick him/her away from me and ask how the hell the wheat bread didn't rip yet, then dry said wheat bread and eat it to spite him.

What would you do if Batman busted your house and told you to pretend to be him because Cat-Woman is chasing him and trying to rape him?

Please ignore all those deletes. My brother decided to use my laptop while I got food, and send the same thing over and over again like the douche he is. T_T

>>36 I'd tell him to fuck off or I'd rape him myself. I don't want to be raped by Cat-Woman.

What would you do if Name created a fish army?

>>48
I'd fry the fish and serve them to Anubis.

What would you do if you suddenly had a meal of fried fish made out of Name?

>>49 eehh, I'm not exactly sure what Name is but it sounds good, hahah. So I'd eat it maybe..

What would you do if you woke up one day and found out that your stomach was bloated like a pregnant woman's

Probably go visit the toilet it might be cuz I ate too much last night.

Lol almost forgot to post back xD
What would you do wanna kill someone that pisses you off every tiem you think of him/her ?

>>52 Kill you because your grammar is shit and I didn't even fucking understand that. (Sorry, bad mood.)

What would you do if you were forced to deal with stupid people that had control of your fucking life?

>>53 Tell them to GTFO !!

What would you do if you would do what you do ?

>>54
I'd stand there fucking confused about what the fuck I am doing.

What would you do if mutants were real?(like marvel comics mutants)

Become professor X.

WWYD if raptors took over the world?

Join them.

What would you do if everyone was a troll on a website?

Leave the website...

What would you do if people just started falling dead

Take their wallets.

What would you do if you where drowning?

Stand up. That seems to solve most of my drowning concerns.

What would you do if dew would do what wood does when wood does what would be done by dew?

I think i would just burn it so i wouldn't have to try to comprehend what you just said. xD

What would you do if stars fell from the sky and you found out they weren't actually meteors, but instead a type of currency?

I get a net and take catch them all so i can spend on space technology and a space conch shell

What would you do if you wake up with two dead bodies in your bed and you see someone planting the evidence

Tell my Captain America that shit wont work a third time.

What do you do if southpark was your life and you were Kenny.

Same thing as I usually do, because the comparison isn't that far off as it is... -_-

What would you do if you were suddenly Reltair?

Clean up the shit threads on Main

What would you do if you find yourself stuck in Twilight, unable to die?

>>65 Get laid. Repeatedly.

What would you do if you were stuck in "Underworld" instead?

Random double pistol action hero slide. Everywhere. Like... To the supermarket, the whole way, for no reason.

What would you do if you suddenly had an army of clone troopers?

>>68 ask them why the hell do they all suck compared to the man they were all cloned after?

What would you do if smallville never existed but there was a teenage bruce wayne version instead?

Continue to not watch it.

What would you do if they were producing a movie about your life?

Kill the whole god damn cast.

What would you do if your body became helium? O____O

Go outside and enjoy the flight before going into space.

What would you do if a guy wanted to start a fight with you, while both of you are holding newborn babies for some reason?

Use the baby as a weapon. They're excess population anyway.

WWYD if hipsters became mainstream and all the hipsters started committing suicide and rioting and stuff?

"If"? They already are.

I would laugh at them because most of them don't understand politics and generally not care unless they were rioting about something important, if they were I would join.

WWYD if you were on a TV show that allowed you and someone else to dual with giant q-tips?

If we had to balance on a log while duelling, I would aim for the legs then face.

WWYD if someone ironically DIED in your LIVING room?

If it's my dad/stranger/anyone at school: not give an eff.

WWYD if your opposite gender parent raped you, and you liked it?

I'd most likley be a someone who appeared in the movie Deliverence.....SQUEEL LIKE A PIGGY!

WWYD if you had to choose between being eaten by either lions or ants?

>>78 Ants... I guess? They would get full after an hour and leave. It'd hurt like a mother, but id still be alive.

WWYD if you met a friendly extraterrestrial today and he invited you to his home planet? Catch is, you can never return to earth.

Get a lot of oxygen tanks, tie myself to earth with a super massive rope, and slowly pull myself back when I'm done.

WWYD if your face exploded.

I'd pour a bucket of water over myself and scream "I'M MELTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"

WWYD if your crush tackled you then kissed you
?

Stuff.

WWYD if you were getting raped by an octopus?

>>82 Get the anti-rape armor.

WWYD if everyone just blew up?

Blow up.

WWYD ifi DYWW

Try to figure out an answer to this quesǝnb sıɥʇ oʇ ɹǝʍsuɐ uɐ ʇno ǝɹnƃıɟ oʇ ʎɹʇ.

What would you do if gravity ceased to exist?

Fly.

WWYD if you went to sleep at 11:30 PM and woke up at midnight?

Wonder why I'm three hours ahead of schedule... I usually get to sleep at 2:30 and wake up at 3... -_-

What would you do if it turned out you were an alien?

Have sex with as many people as possible for a secret alien takeover of Earth.........then wake up all by my lonesome :(

What would you do if I had no idea what question to ask the next person

Panic and explode.

WWYD if you find yourself to wake up naked next to Kim Kardashian one day?

Throw her outside to the frozen hell of Finland's winter

What would you do if you could travel to the magical land of bricks where is always Saturday and where you must win three contests but you can only win one because stars are in the wrong position and the government of Portugal is corrupted.

Return to the real world.

What would you do if you are the last man on earth?

clone myself and become the supreme dictator of the world, command my subjects to build space ships, send them to mars, become the ruler of mars and so on until i am the ruler of the whole universe.

What would you do if aliens came to earth, murdered everything except you, and left enough equipment to hunt them down, kill the whole species of alien and conquer the universe?

>>93 Use the equipment to hold them all hostage so that I may become their dictator, then eat some space cheese.

What would you do if you were banned from the whole site except this thread?

Get a friend to check the site daily until i found a way to unban myself.

What would you do if you knew a way to get an unlimited amount of clean energy?

Share it with the whole world and laugh my ass off at Rebublicans.

What would you do if you change one thing in your past?

Uneat the last of the nachos so I could have them now.

What if you woke up with your face and but swapped around, but not your digestive tract.

Barf.

WWYD if cheese?

Eat it.

WWYD if Ice-ninjas?

Fire

WWYD if batman?

Give up. You can't stop the GODDAMN BATMAN.

WWYD if everyone in the world had superpowers except for you?

become batman....or Amon

WWYD if KENJI?

Be the only super person.

WWYD if you were a Pokemon?

I would only know Splash attack.

WWYD if you can only crawl anywhere you go?

Crawl.

WWYD if your face died?

Get a new one.

WWYD if you could fly?

Fly up really high and drop back onto the ground while whistling the noise a bomb makes when it falls.

WWYD if your crush combusted while you are talking to them?

If there's a fire hydrant nearby, use it.
If there isn't...Watch her burn...BURN...

WWYD if you're a serial killer?

i would kill all the poeple i hate in the world .
what would you do if you turned into the opeset gender?

I would learn how to spell opposite, then see what masturbate felt like.

wwyd if you could shoot soda out your finger tips?

get fames by shooting soda~
wwyd if you could marry izaya or shizuo?

i would marry izaya and steal his coat and just take over all his work.

wwyd if your dog stole your money and ran away.

Tell the cops it was self defense. >_>

wwyd if you had a time machine that only went back 1 year.

i would not date the people i did. i would also destroy my rival.

wwyd if you had gods powers for a day.

Make the Death Note a reality so I could still hold power after that day ended... e.e sooo many people.. so many..

wwyd if Slenderman was your neighbor?

>>117 This answer is nice, but where's your WWYD?

WWYD if you keep forgetting to do, "WWYD?"

Make a question that went "What if" instead.

What if you became trapped inside one of nasa's Mars rovers.

i would become an alien.

If you work in pathology what you do if your colleague had you play in a game that required you, and others in the game, to kill people, and be able to get away with it?

I would blame it on oyashiro's curse.

wwyd if you could suddenly talk to animals?

Become Radacast the Brown

WWYD if a bunch of dwarves and a wizard barged in and decided to take you on an adventure?

While on the adventure, Gangnam style nonstop until they throw me off a bridge.

WWYD if you can only correct everyones grammar?

Be totally fulfilled for the rest of my life.

What would you do if I gave a fuck?

You gave a fuck.

WWYD if Spock kicked you off the ship?

Be cursing him until the day i die.

What would you do if you were Luke Skywalker's son?

I would aim to be a jedi and unlike my father, be happy when he says to me: "OjamaThom, I am your father!"

What would you do if Shizuo Heiwajima threw a vending machine at you when you took your first steps into Ikebukuro?

Replace my broken face with a new one, then proceed to stalk him.

WWYD if your favorite video game character was one of your parents?

Die.

WWYD if you encountered a llama with a hat and destroyed your entire neighborhood?

Kill him.

WWYD if you died because of too much pleasure?

I would be dead.

WWYD if you find out you have one year left to live?

.elpoep epaR

WWYD if you were a piece of cheese?

I have a friend called Rick in that situation, he keeps trying to fix it. If you ask me though, Ricotta just let it brie.

WWYD if you were stuck in a world of bad puns?

Go deaf so i wouldnt have to hear them.

WWYD if your best friend told you watching you commit suicide would be amusing to him/her

Stab them with a spoon.

WWYD if armpits?

I would no.

What would you do if complete sentences?

I wouldn't.

WWYD if bananas?

I don't.

WWYD if spoons were made illegal?

Use a spork.

WWYD if forks were made illegal?

Use chopsticks.

WWYD if you were a spatula?

Eat all the frosting I'm used in.

WWYD if to live every morning you had to kill someone?

Become an executioner.

WWYD if your house turned into jello?

Become intoxicated and use my home as a bounce-house.

WWYD if you found a zebra in your backyard?

Eat all the jello and become sick of it then eat no more jello.

WWYD if you became trapped in a video game like Sword art online?

Stab.

WWYD if incomplete sentences?

Sob uncontrollably until someone else resolved the problem for me.

WWYD If your mom told you she was having another baby... with another man?

Do what I always do for everything ever: Not how an eff.

WWYD if you were a chicken and a fish raped you?

>>148 give*

WTF, autocorrect?

Kill the fish and eat it, can't let it go to waste.

WWYD if you were a fish and a chicken raped you?

It's not rape if you enjoy it ;D

WWYD if the SWAT team busted into your house, took your sandwhich, and left?

Not give an eff.

WWYD if first time anal?

I would make an even better sandwich.

What would you do if all your clothes suddenly turned into bacon?

hunt them down beat them all take my sandwhch and eat it.

WWYD if you could go into any anime you want forever?

Go into Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherood.

WWYD if slenderman was behind you?

Take out Pedobear, though something might go horribly wrong...


WWYD if suddenly the Earth became a giant peice of cheese?

Cut it.

WWYD if your cat tried to eat you?

Slap the cat dead and eat it, can't let it go to waste.

WWYD If your cat was actually a lion and tried to eat you?

Slap that cat. Over and over again - till it learns its manners.

WWYD if your lion was actually vegetarian?

I'd feed it meat!

WWYD if vegetarians took over the world.

Eat a lot of chicken in front of every leaders of the country.

WWYD if anime was never invented in this world.

Wait a few years until the majority of them died from malnutrition because only a select small percentage of vegetarians actually understand how to eat in order to obtain the full proteins we usually get from meat - The majority of them are ignorant and just like the idea of eating pure.

In short term, the difference will show as our vegetarian leaders begin to pale and wither away into destitute and forsaken husks, their bodies eating themselves alive for nutrients they so righteously denied themselves and were too ignorant to understand how to obtain other wise. I, with my omnivorous brethren, would smile - our canine teeth, honed secrecy - glinting in the dim twilight of their pitiful lives as the vegetarian dictatorship went out of season and their numbers dwindled into a pitiful representation of what once the "master race" that dared to try and rule this world.

Those years of oppression would have given rise to hatred. Distrust and Spite towards our erstwhile overseers, and violent beatings and mobbings would occur as we forcibly over threw their seats of power, force feeding them the most unhealthy of meat in order to fatten them into cows for our herding.

Mankind has enslaved and started wars and genocides against themselves over many things. Religion, ownership of land, skin color, heritage, why not eating habits? We only needed an excuse, and their attempt at world domination gave it to us. They saw fit to put themselves above us, so we strike back now - Subjugating them. Treating them as subhumans.

Acts of depravity that would be unforgivable in a sane world go unquestioned as the prejudice runs rampant. What was once simple friction is now a roaring fire of sadism made only easier by their inability to fight back.

They become hunted for sport, kept as pets and slaves, used and degraded in the most heinous of ways.

And, in years to come, they are the minority. A world wide stigma against them makes meat a cultural staple world wide. History books speak of them in outlandish and unbelievable tones - That they were so foolish to even attempt such a thing, and it was with great justice that they deserved every misdeed to fall upon them.

WWYD if people actually put a little effort into these games and thought up something interesting rather than just giving a one sentence space-filler?

If they did then the chain will f*ck up just like my last comment. I'll ask the question again.

WWYD if anime was never invented in this world.

>>162 I think I would be slightly more cheerful for about one day of my miserable life, but considering that the one liners are kinda the point in these kinds of games, this one seems to be going fine, and the fact that 'one sentence' and 'space-fillers' are pretty much opposite, (space fillers being large amounts of superfluous text meant to fill as much space as possible and look impressive) that probably won't happen. (although this particular space filler is very well written and I quite enjoyed it).

((New tab, recheck for ninja'd response))

>>163 I would probably be dead, my life having even such a small relief disrupted. Or move to another world.

What would you do if ceiling fans were alive and watching us?

What would terrify me is the fact that ceiling fans have somehow evolved not only eyes, but a form of consciousness to go with it.

Some people would probably study them, what with them being a newly emerged sentient life-form. At first, the scientific community would be in celebration at making such a discovery.

That is, until the celing fans freak out the researchers. With their unblinking eyes continuously watching every single action made by the researchers, paranoia would soon set in and the researchers would be forced to destroy their observation subjects out of pure fear.

Little did they know, the ceiling fans species had actually developed a hive mind and could communicate near simulteously amongst their own members. In fear of having their entire population annihilated, the ceiling fans decide to strike back against the prejudiced humans. By strangling them in their sleep.

Do you want to know how they kill us in our sleep? They excrete a sticky fluid with high tensile strength, similar to spider silk. This sticky fluid would slowlly descend during the night time, until it lands above your exposed, vunerable, sleeping form. Soon, enough fluid accumulates to cover your entire body, encasing you in a sticky mess. Then, the ceiling fan would proceed to wind the sticky cable up, drawing you closer and closer to it's deadly spinning blades. You can only watch helplessly as your head draws nearer and nearer imminent decapitation.

Although, at this point ,most people have simply suffocated from having their airways and ribcages restricted.

A worldwide pandemic of fan strangulation and decapitation would soon occur.

To stop the spread of fan related deaths, people would attempt to dismantle and destroy them. But it is already too late. The fans can now fly. The streets are filled with panic as people run away from the whizzing blades of death that chase them mercilessly. Tirelessly. For they do not need sleep, or food, or rest. You cannot escape their spinning blades. Or their mute, unchanging features. Their eyes will always be watching you. Judging you. Silently.

What would you do if one day, it turned out that men were the sex that had to give birth and women were the ones who had to do the inseminating?

I'd be a lot less hesitant to have sex, because I wouldn't become pregnant.
...Not really though.

What would you do if a strange man in a trenchcoat and black fedora came to you in the middle of the night and told you it was your destiny to save all the polar bears by defeating Mega Chicken in sword combat and transporting all the polar bears to a different dimension?

That'd be really awkward... And throw my search for the chosen one into chaos because... Well, I'm the guy in the trench coat... O.o

What would you do if all of us the BBS switched lives(/bodies etc.)?

>>168 Judging by the posts on Personal, I'd probably end up murdering half of the people my host knew. Then I'd curl up into a ball and cry because of how crappy life is.

What would you do if you never had to sleep?

Stay on my laptop for life. Duh. Stay on Dollars and keep posting and all.

If your favorite anime came to life, and the only weapon/magic/power you had was the same as the last game you've played, how screwed are you? What would you do?

I wouldn't be fucked at all, because I would have Infinite money and lives, pretty much.

Oh shit, forgot.

WWYD if you kept screwing up?

I would be more careful and think more before I act.

WWYD if you were given a million dollars (as in money, not the people) with no strings attached?

Put it in a bank and live off the interest. Even at a low rate, that's a good chunk of change. $10,000 minimum per (x)% interest. The more money you put in the bank, the higher interest you get, and you get more the more frequently compounded it is! =D

I'd be set!

What would you do if you had surgery inside your face tomorrow morning at around 9:30...?

Cancel the surgery because i certainly don't want my face screwed up, then eat the surgeons. (re-occuring pattern anyone?)

WWYD if you had the balls to cut your balls off?

Be very confused because I don't have balls to cut off.

WWYD if you forgot the space in your name?

Not put a space there in the first place.

WWYD if you had to sit in a dental chair at the orthodonists for 2 hours? And you were there so long that you feel asleep for a ittle bit?

I'd be woken up by my mother. D:

WWYD if the world was going to end in 3 days?

I'd confess my love for one of my friends (probably be rejected), then go see if Liam Neeson can stop the apocalypse...

WWYD if you lived in a world that was taken over by dinosaurs, and had no technology other than the sudden re-realization of fire?

Invent the wheel, become a god among the cave people, unite them all, become the ruler of the prehistorian world, and live a long prosperous life.

WWYD if you lived in the book 1984?

Stuff.

WWYD if you were raped by Bread?

Put on my "Rape Proof" suite....then eat Bread.

WWYD If you raped Bread?

The bread would crumble before I did anything.

WWYD If you accidentally kissed your most hated person in the world? (like Justin Beiber XP)

I would flat out kill him/her...then eat him/her.

WWYD if the person you cared for/love the most kissed your enemy?

I would erase the memories of my love with a boot to the head :)

WWYD if you had the powers to control every human mind in the world, but you heard every voice?

Eliminate that power. Humans have weird ,and most of the time gross, minds. (Something I can't eat!! D:)

WWYD If you ate something not edible?

Let nature run its course and either go to the attic or to the basement. :T

WWYD If you had a stuffed animal that came and raped you in the mouth in the middle of the night, and couldn't find out which one it was?

Burn them all

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WWYD if you combust while talking to a teacher about why you didn't return your homework?

Set the school on fire then put myself out.

WWYD if rape?

Enjoy and rape it back
WWYD if someone kill your sister?

Kill them because they beat me to it

WWYD if your father was actually you from the future who travelled back in time?

Impossible for me to be my father, I'm a girl....then eat him (?).

WWYD If you turned Futa?

But I'm male...I don't even want to know...A person perverted could answer this better than me since I'm not a pervert...

WWYD if you were in a room full of Diamond, but didn't have any equipment to use it on?

Eat the Diamonds.

WWYD if YOU were full of Diamonds?

>>195 Sell myself. But then, that would probably defeat the purpose.

WWYD if you were going to die in 24 hours?

I would do a bunch of crazy things I would've never done before my supposed death and then say goodbye to every single person who meaned something to me. After that, I could die happy.

WWYD if you lived in the DRRR fandom (that is, in Ikebukuro)?

Move.

WWYD if you woke up and it was earlier in the day than when you started sleeping?

Wonder what was put in my drink.

WWYD if if you got a job that pays $100 an hour... but it's at the most ghetto McDonald's, flipping burgers, and you'd have to sign a contract with them that lasts a whole year?

If I didn't have any better offers and the hours were decent I guess I'd take the job.....then become famous around the world for my burger flipping skills and become a god og the fast food industry!!!

WWYD if you had to choose between being all powerful or all knowing?

I'd eat the two options!! :D

WWYD if you were eaten by THE Giant Squid...Le Kraken!

...Die?

WWYD if you were fishing and caught a shark that could give you 15 min of fame or kill you?

Eat the shark in 15 minutes. That's one way to get 15 minutes of fame.

WWYD if you were fishing and caught a Human that could give you 15 minutes of fame or kill you?

Throw it back. It was only a baby.

WWYD if somebody threw your baby in the ocean?

Throw it at Liminoid.

WWYD if you spaced out for a good 15 minutes during your math midterm exam?

I would pass. Math is my best subject.

Trying to figure out why this next question hasn't been asked yet.

WWYD for a Klondike Bar?

Nuke Canada, kill Ovomite, and stab a kitten.

WWYD to Chuck Norris?

First, I would make him tell me all his secrets..... Only the Chuck knows. Then, I would ask him "How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?" Then, I would have him prove his answer. Maybe after that he and I could watch a work out video and burn some calories in colorful spandex and leg warmers. Finally, I will do what I do best! Tie him to a pole in my basement, stand on a chair in front of him, and give him a fabulous makeover!

WWYD if Hitler came back to life to kill Totoro and take over his nation of fuzzy friends and dust bunnoes?

bump

Ride the all powerful cat bus all the way to Berlin and I'd make him dance around a seed at gun point until a tree appeared.

What would you do if you met Totoro.......in his bondage dungeon

Run away and tell CeltysCat that her baby and a Klondike bar is down there.

WWYD if I put a rabid dog in your room as you slept?

*are (not is)

Train it to attack Liminoid in his sleep.

WWYD if you were addicted to bunnies?

Make them join my world domination revo.

WWYD when there will NEVER be any more internet???

Invent "THE TIMMY"

WWYD if this was the last post in the thread?

I would shank you.

WWYD if people kept eating your dark chocolate covered espresso beans?

I would decapitate them

WWYD if pedo-besr and slenderman both were after you

I'm pretty much fucked either way.

WWYD if you're a robot

What are you talking about? I'm not already!?

WWYD if bananas?

I'd puddi puddi

What would you do if puddi puddi?

I'd punch you for not making any sense and then triple posting.

Due to anubis forgetting.

WWYD if you did what?

I would to what.

WWYD if one day you'd wake up as the opposite sex?

What do you think? Not hard to figure out, since I'm answering.

WWYD if words raped you?

I would turn that "rape" into a "pear"

WWYD if pears raped you?

Use magic to turn the pears into apples, then eat them. 'Cuz fuck pears.

WWYD if 2+2 = Fish and you had no hopes of getting fairies?

I'd add 2+2 many times, glue wings to the fish, call them fairies, and throw them at people.

WWYD if you woke up tomorrow as the wrong gender?

Many sexual things.

WWYD if bananas?

Call someone a bitch and send them to the moon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY

WWYD if you were comatose permanently but became telepathic?

Use my telepathy to get people to find a cure, and then wake up and have telepathy and rule the world with my evil monkey named chimp!

WWYD if name stopped talking about fish?

I wont.

WWYD if fish?

Buy pudding....lots....and lots....of pudding

WWYD if you did not know WYD if I asked you WWYD?

I'd just type in soemthing random. :P

WWYD if you could fly?

Be using telekinetic powers to do so, then join the army.

What would you do if Name forgot his question?

Forget it again on purpose.

WWYD if you could torture Name in any way, shape or form you choose? :D

What are you talking about? You can't torture me! It's impossible!

WWYD if death?

What do you mean? I can't die. If I died then this world would cease to exist, so I can't die.

WWYD if you had a teacher who kept giving you zeros for things you already turned in...in an online class?

Make them explode.

WWYD if someone actually spelled the words out?

I would bump a dumb thread

WWYD if a guy in your history class was super hot and smart but sexist and reall close-minded?

>>243 Not care.

WWYD if boobs?

Grab them.

WWYD if boobs?

What? I have boobs?

WWYD if Name showed up with his fish army?

Make sushi.

WWYD if you had cookies made of boobs?

Feed them to Name, he's the only one who could appreciate them.

WWYD if I told you I was the stalker?

Start stalking you.

WWYD if you were the opposite gender and got raped by your real gender, then turned bak to normal afterwards?

Even without all that gender bending I'd be traumatized and probably lock myself up in my room to avoid all the scary people outside.

WWYD if 3 random people during 3 random encounters told you that you were dreaming?

Eat a Big Mac.

WWYD if hentai?

Ponder the category of such things and then ponder "What am I doing with my life?"

WWYD if you have a stalker?

epaR them. Hard.

WWYD of rape?

WWYD with a pack of 5 Gum and 3 banana's?

Eat the gum, throw the bananas at a Velociraptor.


WWYD if the world suddenly turned into Minecraft?

I would rule the world, throwing any that opposed me into the End, where the Dragon would dispose of them. For entertainment, I would create an impenetrable arena in the Nether where gladiators would fight Withers for my and my associates' amusement. When the novelty of the entire thing wears off, I would force my slave labor to dig a hole and fill it with TNT until I had a giant crater, where I would create my new city out of Obsidian. There, I would have a utopia where underground farms feed the populace and a warrior caste (because I would have a fucking caste system, whatcha gonna do about it?) would stand guard and defend the city. Still, the malcontents would be dealt with like I previously stated, or they would be put to work mining.

WWYD if everyone on earth became an Alien ala Alien?
P.S. If you don't know what that is, you're dead to me.

What's an Alien?

WWYD if your brother kept forgetting to fix FireFox after he broke it with proxy settings?

Wonder when I got a brother.

WWYD if sex?

Not tell you.

WWYD if chips?

Eat.

WWYD if this?

I would go on a manhunt to slaughter people.
Don't question my methods.
Or my rationality.

WWYD if you now fighting the last boss in the last game you played with a boss, but you had nothing but what you had on you?

>>260 Watch the rest of the videos, because it's a struggle to keep the paper down when I'm raping it.

WWYD is someone kept failing at grammar and typed "loose" instead of "lose".

>>261 Ninja. I want my comment to be up and read, so I'll just make this my response. Throw a dictionary at you because that made no sense, it's a struggle to keep the paper down when I'm raping it.

WWYD is someone kept failing at grammar and typed "loose" instead of "lose".

Make you rape more paper.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

I'd enjoy it while it last.

WWYD if you were in a burning pile of corpses?

I'd enjoy it while it last.

WWYD if you were in a burning pile of corpses?

I'd enjoy it while it last.

WWYD if you were in a burning pile of corpses?

Fight my way through the dead bodies... and then hurl them at my cousin... or Justin Bieber, either one works!XD

WWYD if you were stuck with a choice to either eat your own shit, or lick a shower drain clean?

Take the third option and have an unlimited data plan with Verizon.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

Well, as a heterosexual male, I'd take it like a man.

WWYD if everyone died?

Well, I would be dead :I

WWYD if you were stuck in a giant stadium where every music box in the world was wound completely and playing out of sync in two minute intervals?

Destroy as many as I can, without commited first-degree assault...

WWYD if you were locked in a room with Blood On The Dancefloor ( look them up if you don't know) and Cody Simpson?

Throw things at them to see what they would do.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

Decline the rape. No bueno.

WWYD if Name kept annoying you with WWYD if (whoever) raped you?

Be me.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

Kick her in the balls then apologize before running like hel...

WWYD if you were forced to commit genocide with acid bullets?

> Kick her in the balls
> Her
> Balls

Dude. Learn anatomy.

I would.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

( I know anatomy it was a joke!!!!! I'm a girl too!!!)

Get annoyed and kick YOU in the balls ^^

WWYD if Leigha raped Name?^^

( I know anatomy it was a joke!!!!! I'm a girl too!!!)

Get annoyed and kick YOU in the balls ^^

WWYD if Leigha raped Name?^^

( I know anatomy it was a joke!!!!! I'm a girl too!!!)

Get annoyed and kick YOU in the balls ^^

WWYD if Leigha raped Name?^^

Like it.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

Hunt you down and shoot you for giving her the idea by posting that.

WWYD if name stopped asking WWYD's about rape?

I'd be relieved.

WWYD if Name thought you would rape everyone?

I wouldn't.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

Wouldn't care.

WWYD if you had a pet shark.

Throw it at Bread.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

Calmly inform my mother I am now a lesbian.

WWYD if I showed up in your closet?

I have bread here.


WWYD if you met Name?

Cut off his hands.

WWYD if poltergeists frequented your house?

Beat them all like a pinata~!!

WWYD if you were covered in poisonous snails?

Ask Patrick for help

WWYD if you spontainiusly cumbusted?

(sorry for horrible spelling)

Be a dead pile of ash and bones.

WWYD if you woke up with no hair.

Grow it back.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

Grow hair then preform Inquisitorial Rites on whoever made me lose my hair.

WWYD if the Spanish Inquisition suddenly showed up and destroyed your home?

Laugh at them and defeat them all while loling at how you got ninja'd by name.

WWYD if Name raped you?

I already do.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

Enjoy free sex.

WWYD if the grim reaper challenged you to a game of chess?

Kick his ass.

WWYD if boobs?

Crap my pants because mine are super tiny.

WWYD if you had a paper due on wether Dr.Watson was needed by Sherlock Homes or not tomorrow and you havent even started it yet?

Keep myself up and focused with chocolate covered espresso beans.

WWYD if you got a penny whistle for your birthday?

Learn how to play some badass celtic music.

WWYD if Creed?

I would take them higher (as they always seem to be requesting) and drop them off atop Mt. Everest.

WWYD if He-Man came over to play scrabble?

Send him to your house with the request that he should rape you in the ass with a steak knife and point and laugh at you.

WWYD SWTOR takes forever to download?

I would go to teh Republic's galaxy and slice them with MY lightsaber!


What would you do if you have to see your teacher's ass?

calmly look the other direction then puke

WWYD if you woke up covered in rainbow polka dots?

calmly look the other direction then puke

WWYD if you woke up covered in rainbow polka dots?

calmly look the other direction then puke

WWYD if you woke up covered in rainbow polka dots?

calmly look the other direction then puke

WWYD if you woke up covered in rainbow polka dots?

calmly look the other direction then puke

WWYD if you woke up covered in rainbow polka dots?

calmly look the other direction then puke


WWYD if you woke up covered in rainbow polka dots?

calmly look the other direction then puke


WWYD if you woke up covered in rainbow polka dots?

calmly look the other direction then puke


WWYD if you woke up covered in rainbow polka dots?

calmly look the other direction then puke


WWYD if you woke up covered in rainbow polka dots?

calmly look the other direction then puke


WWYD if you woke up covered in rainbow polka dots?

calmly look the other direction then puke

WWYD if you woke up covered in rainbow polka dots?

holy crap I apologize for the multiple responses there. I thought my reply button wasn't working. :/
and now it won't let me delete them! dammit

Go on a murderous rampage.

WWYD if I went on a murderous rampage while I was covered in rainbow polka-dots?

Put a mask on you to cover your rainbow zits...then eat you :D

WWYD If you were being chased by murderous rainbow polka-dots?

I would pick them off one by one with a rubber band gun

wwyd if you woke up on the back of a black mother panther?

Throw it at people.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

I'd pretend to be dead. Then haunt her.

What would you do if a dragon attacked in the middle of your Physics final?

Kindly thank it, jump on it's back and ride away into the horizon to save others from the dreaded Physics Finals.

What would you do if you were faced with the options of being shot in the face or turned into Sakura Haruno for the rest of your natural life?

Sakura. Definitely.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

Ignored.

WWYD if you lived in ur fave anime/manga/manhwa?

Depends. Favorite that I would watch in front of people: use robots to destroy random stuff. The one I wouldn't: be the main character.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

Ignore the repeated WWYD's, Name you're overusing it.

WWYD if you had to suffer rape by Name?(don't answer this Name, let everyone have a chance)

Cut off his balls-_-;...

WWYD if you were stuck listening to re-runs of Justin bieber, Cody Simpson, and one direction for 48 hours?>:D

Go on a murderous rampage.

WWYD if everyone in the world went on a murderous rampage but you were a pacifist?

I would throw bunnies and flowers at everyone!
WWYD if rainbows fell from the sky~?

Eat one.

WWYD if Handle raped you?

Then both of us know who to bloody blame.

WWYD if a Chinchilla eats the universe?

(adding to >>331) And also going on a hunt to take him down.

>>330
handle? rape? haha... no.

>>331 eat the chinchilla

WWYD if Romney was president

Explode

WWYD if giant squirrles started attacking people?

I would scream "IT WORKED!!"
WWYD if mutated purple gerbils took over your home?

See how many I have to shove in my ass before I turn purple. It works like that right?

WWYD if you had teeth in your asshole?

No more anal.

WWYD if you had a band, and one guy was a complete pushover/procrastinator?

Find a replacement and kick him out.

WWYD if a mob of Izaya Orihara cosplayers started stalking you?

What would I do? Either A. Glomp them all till they can't handle anymore glomps!!! 83 or B. Cosplay Shizuo and proceed to go nuts on my city's trash cans and street signs! >8D

WWYD if Mika Harima was (delusionally) convinced you were Seiji Yagiri and was breaking into your house?

>>339 Flash her. Seiji doesn't have boobs.

WWYD Jay Chou randomly started rapping "Nunchucks" in front of your house?

pull out a shotgun!!

WWYD if you were struck in a hole to deep to climb out?

Grill my way out.

WWYD if Handle raped you?

Take it like a man.

WWYD if manly picnic?

Eat a manly pb&j

WWYD if Name raped you?

I already do.

WWYD if CeltysCat raped you?

It isn't rape if I enjoy it. ;D

WWYD if Sixclaw enjoys CeltysCat's rape?

Nothing.

WWYD if your mom raped you?

Cry...."Mommy....WHY 0-0"

WWYD if you found out your friend was a pastafarian?

(what the fuck happened to me you guys?)

Ask him why the fuck he was a flying spaghetti monster. Then, I would train him because flying spaghetti monsters do not have sentience and then conquer the world. I would rename him Wuten. (Points for whoever gets my reference)

WWYD if CeltysCat got raped by Sixclaw if Name was videotaping it?

I would seriously question the direction of my life. And wonder why Im losing my virginity to Sixclaws rape.And wonder what the hell Name was taping this for and what in the hell is he gonna do with it.

WWYD if you got raped by Name while Sixclaw taped it and Aeterna stood by and laughed?

I wouldn't do it on tape. Gosh.

WWYD if Leigha raped you?

Wonder how I could rape anyone, or myself. May I point out that it's physically impossible for me to get turned on by either gender? This means that it's very unlikely that I'll be raping anyone.

WWYD if you ate Name?

Be very happy. But not very full. Name isnt that big...

WWYD if you got a plate full of Name?

Take a huge shit i guess

WWYD if you were suddenly attacked by a shit monster created by your previously excreted faeces?

-flush-

what would you do if a potato started a revolution and took over the world
viva la potatolution

Hire Castro and start a counter-revolution. Hasta Siempre!

WWYD if Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery, Morgan Freeman, and William Shatner all come up to you and said "I've been waiting very long for this."?

Throw a banana peel at them. And watch them fall. /toomuchBrawl

WWYD if your favorite opposite gender relative raped you?

Again, it's not rape if I enjoy it.

WWYD if tentacle rape?

Only if it's Leigha.

WWYD if doggy style?

Aaawwww yea.

WWYD anal?

WTF?

WWYD if you got a 1990 gold NWC cartridge?

Wonder what the hell to do with this 1990 gold NWC cartridge.

WWYD if you saw ur friend streaking during Super Bowl?

Cheer them on.

WWYD if you were caught streaking during the super bowl?

Grab the nearest female.

WWYD if doggy style anal?

aaaahhhh yea.

WWYD if doggy style anal during the super bowl?

focus on the commercials

WWYD if walrus?

Because bears.

WWYD if you ate babies?

Get Ketchup.

WWYD if a miny pony bit you?

Throw it.

WWYD if doggy style anal with your favorite opposite gender relative?

Shoot someone.

WWYD if you died?

Die since there's nothing else I can do :T

WWYD if you had a rabid pet bunny that would bite you whenever someone said your name, and you couldn't kill it?

Duck tape everyone's mouths shut.

WWYD if you had a rabid pet bunny that would bite you whenever someone said your name, and you couldn't kill it, then you duck taped everyone's mouths shut, and ran out of duck tape before you finished taping everyone's mouth shut?

Kill whoever's mouth is not shut and then kill the rest with the duck tape.

What would you do if you were in a tentacle hentai with Slenderman and he was raping you? o -o

It's not rape if you enjoy it.

WWYD if you weren't enjoying your healthy dose of rape?

Then it's a guy.

WWYD if I stole your iProduct's USB charger........THEN raped you?

I don't have an iProduct so you wouldn't get around to raping me.

WWYD if your mother saw your internet history?

She wouldn't. She doesn't know my pass.

WWYD if a dog raped you while you were eating?

Take back my sandwhich. gaddamn dog.

WWYD if you were raped by Name?

I already do.

WWYD if you became a futa?

Play wit dem boobies

WWYD if you were raped by a dog eating sandwich?

Burn it.

WWYD if you had to deal with a perverted asshole every day?

I would yell "BELIEVE IT!" like a faget. Jeez, don't you watch TV?

WWYD if you were listening to your friend scream like a little girl while he was playing Paranormal?

I would find him, and I would slap him.

WWYD if idiots on the BBS?

Too late.

WWYD if bacon?

Bacon? Bacon!? BACON!?!?

Oh, I'd eat it of course.

WWYD if you forgot to call your Psych teacher for an assignment?

(bump)

I would telepathically tell my Psych teacher that my assignment will not be in on time, then if he didn't get the message its not my fault :P

WWYD if you picked up an orange, and it was the annoying orange?

Throw it the garbage, ultimate insult when I don't want to eat it.

WWYD If you WERE the annoying orange?

i would eat my self

wwyd if an anime charecter cam to life and needed help getting back to their world.

i'll accompany him/her xDD oh what a dream come true <3

wwyd if animes ang mangas were banned from all over the globe? xD

Keep living the same way I already do.

WWYD if all the water in the world was turned into beer?

I would just filter out the water from the beer.

wwyd if all the baccon in the world turned to dust?

Commit suicide.

WWYD if hippies/liberals/dumbasses invaded your state?

They already did.

WWYD if you became a futa?

Eat the bastard that made me futa and change back.

WWYD if everyone but you were all futa?

AAAAAAAHHHHH YEA!

WWYD if every girl in your school was futa?

Wait for pervy things to happen. Then watch. -=0=-maybefapduringthistime-=0=-

WWYD if a futa raped you?

Enjoy it!
WWYD if Obama was fully white?

I would say: "Isn't it wonderful? The white houses first mixed race family. (except for Jefferson)."

WWYD do if a fully white, futa Jon Quinones came into your house wearing Samurai-esque lingerie and asked "what would you do"?

I wouldn't care.

WWYD if your bf/gf died? :O

I wouldn't care

WWYD if that's the answer to every scenario henceforth?

I'd be kinda depressed.

WWYD if stupid teacher?

Already have two.

WWYD if bitchy teacher?

Get them fired. True story.

WWYD if no more WWYD?

What would I do?

WWYD if pie?

Pie people.

WWYD if a futa raped you?

Who is Futa?

WWYD if your mum/dad was a serial killer?

Kill them and flat out decide not to eat them. (Futa is a girl with a dick)

WWYD if you were a serial killer and your parents found out?

I would have been Kira. They wouldn't have found out.

WWYD if a futa raped you?

Be kinda into it (im into futa) but mostly terrified cuz im not into rape.

WWYD if we lived in the world of fallout?

Join the Brotherhood of Steel or the Enclave.

WWYD if China invaded Anchorage, Alaska?

Cheer on.

WWYD if you became a slave of Caesar's Legion?

Then Sarah Palin could see two foreign countries from her back yard.

WWYD if your dad kept trying to steal your chocolate?

Keep your finger off of my butterfinger!

WWYD if California and Texas became their own nations again?

Derp, >>416 ninja'd me.

I'd institute a plot to take down Caesar and take over.

Same as >>417

Bite his fingers off..

WWYD if you had the choice to either chew/eat your own leg off to escape a dungeon that yu are chained to, or have sex with the guy keeper you there to lower your sentence?

Okay, because of me being ninja'd twice, things got kinda messed up. Here we go.

>>418 I would celebrate at having a huge amount of stupidity removed from the nation. Then I would buy up a huge amount of land and demand independence.

>>420 I guess it depends on the guy...but I'd probably chew my leg off. I can always get a prosthetic and would keep my knee and shin from being bitches whenever I want to run.

WWYD if your plans got cancelled because of snow that's not even sticking?

>>422 Go anyways.

WWYD is you took over the world?

I'd then resign and watch the fight for the world.

WWYD if Nyan Cat were real?

Eat it.

WWYD if you were to die without dying?

I'd kill nyancat and become ultimate nyancat, or demi-god nyancat and rainbow fart over everyone that is below me.

WWYD if a giant wolf was humping a snow man and turned its head and said your next?

That's easy. Go Assassin's Creed 3 on the wolf, dodging the attacks and picking it with a hidden blade until I can stab it though the neck.

WWYD if you had 1 9mm round, but no gun? And you don't know how to make one.

Eat it.
WWYD if a door eat any one who passed through it and they got stuk in another demention?

I would become god of the new dimention and every being in that dimention would become my servant.

What if we were all obsessed with soap-operas instead of anime?

>>429 *WWYD if

>>429 I would be the only one here, then, considering I'm just starting to actually get into anime instead of having as an every-once-in-a-while thing.

WWYD if you were Tomoyo Okazaki?

Obssess over my wife and child perhaps...

WWYD if you had the choice of being buried alive with a flashlight and a knife to kill yourself from claustrophobia/insanity with or being drowned to death by a bunch of people pushing your head under water.

>>432 Buried alive. I would slowly whittle the wood above me away then dig my way out, still using the knife.

WWYD if your (future) wife died?

morn over the loss

wwyd if spiders crawled up ur ass?

morn over the loss

wwyd if spiders crawled up ur ass?

Burn them out.

WWYD if your hair became snakes?

Stare bitches in the eye like Medussa

wwyd if loli zombies took over

Kill them all with my futa army.

wwyd if anime and manga was banned world wide?

I'd shank a bitch. No, really, I'd probably kill whoever was in charge of that.

WWYD if I gave you pocky?

I'd split it.

WWYD if you are about to die?

Skirtflip a hawt schoolgirl and die knowing I was able to perform a skirtflip.

WWYD if a plane crashed in front of you and exploded rainbows and sparkles and shit?

I would check to see if I was somehow drugged and call the police.

WWYD if you were attacked by a wild MewTwo?

Easily win by using anything not bad.

WWYD if you were raped by tentacles?

Break free using mystic eyes of death perception.

WWYD if chocolate was the only possible flavour of ice cream?

I would pour a coffee on my chocolate ice cream. Bam, affogato has been made.

WWYD if you had an Thunder Psychic War Elephant in front of you?

I would pour a coffee on my chocolate ice cream. Bam, affogato has been made.

WWYD if you had an Thunder Psychic War Elephant in front of you?

Ride the motherfucker to battle

wwyd if quadruple post?

Laugh then kill the person who did it

wwyd if America had an Asian president?

throw a party

wwyd if happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?

throw a party.

wwyd if happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?

I'd just be myself. :D

What would you do if you woke up as a catgirl?

>>453 I'd go, "What the fuck, nyan?" And think what the hell I did to deserve it.

WWYD if you were a cardboard box?

>>455 i would wait until i would get delivered to some old dude and then dream what it would be like to be used by Solid Snake. that's every cardboard box's dream.

WWYD if you were a billionaire?

>>456 Buy sony so I can be the CEO of playstation

WWYD if Death was in your room when you woke up?

I'd act like I was gonna shoot myself, then shoot him in the face and become Death because more people need to read Piers Anthony stuff.

WWYD if your appearance actually became that of your online persona?

I'd let everyone know how awesome I looked!

WWYD if your favorite thing to do was illegal?

What? No gaming? Fuck that, I'm moving then.

WWYD if you transformed into a Female?(If female, Male)

eat more food because my metabolism would allow for it :D

wwyd if you were stuck in a bathroom for the rest of your life?

Build a sweet fort with whatever materials I could find, maybe crack the tiles to create a weapon. Who knows what kind of sick fucks are going to try and invade my bathroom?

WWYD if you could rename one plant, object or person? Officially too - that's what it'll be called until the end of time.

rename food to nom noms

Wwyd if a chia pet put seeds in your eyeballs and watered them daily?

I would throw the chia pet away because it was being a little shit thinking plants would grow out my eyeballs

wwyd if everyone in the world turned into shotas and furries

I'd cry

WWYD realistically, if a zombie apocalypse happen?

Assuming it happens after I move out, I'd climb to the top of the nearest water tower and scavenge for supplies little by little, defending my post with large rocks ready to be dropped down the only ladder, and using tarps tied to the top of the water tower and one another to create a roof and sky shield from weather problems. I'm not sure if there's a way to tap into that water without pumping it out from the top though (a pump which I happen to have/know how to make from scratch). Etc. etc. I'm not going into a long-term survival plan.

WWYD if you came home and your house was filled to the brim with the small plastic Sutter Home wine bottles?

Simple, I'd start drinking

WWYD if you had the Death Notebook?

So many things.

WWYD if you were raped by your youngest (but over 6) opposite gender relative?

Put them in a box & sit on the top of the box till there parent comes then tell them if she tries it again i'll toss her in a river.

WWYD if this site never existed?

Probably still sit in my house bored as fuck.

WWYD if all religions were proved correct/incorrect?

There will be a ton of religious flaming. And I'm just sitting here, watching the entertainment.

WWYD if you were a fish?(no wish...)

I'd collect all the bubbles, cause there... MY BUBBLES!

WWYD if you were the last of your gender?

Repopulate the male gender.

WWYD if dinosaurs could be your little chibi pets all the time, like a puppy?

I'd get 2 T-rex and train them like pitbulls.

WWYD if you were attacked by chibi dinosaur pets?

I would defeat them and make them my own.

WWYD if you needed to stop procrastinating?

procrastinate on stopping procrastination.
wwyd if someone you don't know asked you a wwyd question in real life?

Kill someone

WWYD if you were giving a choice between killing someone you love or saving someone you hate?

save someone I hate .. ugh
WWYD if you were to choose between being on the good side or the dark side? (On the good side you are being bullied and on the dark side you bully the others)

Good side, I'm not a bully

WWYD if you saw someone about to be shot, watch & hide or try to save them?

I'd try to save them, I could't live with myself if I let them die.

WWYD if you if you had super powers, use them for yourself or help people?

Lol I'm sorry but I would use them for myself, but not be evil.

Would you rather have the ability to be really smart or really strong?

Really smart since you could use your brilliance to make you strong.
Would you rather spend your life in an office with a steady job for the rest of your life or have a job that you love for a short time that pays minimally?

The second option.

What would you do if tentacle monster?

I would light that motherfucker on fire.

What would you do if Yata wasn't a tree?

My mobility would allow me to go places and do things I'd be drinking buds with all the BBS peeps even though a large amount of us are underage, but fuck it.

What would you do if you were on What Would You Do?

>>487 Choose an answer.

WWYD if all of your skin fell off?

>>488 bleed out and have all my muscles hang off my bones.

WWYD if you had a penny for every time you used the letter Q properly in a sentence?

>>489 Talk normally. It's just a penny.

WWYD if you were raped by a roller coaster?

>>489 I'd get one penny.

WWYD if you were being haunted by a spirit?

>>490 Well, fuck. You ninja'd me and I cant get rid of it.

I was just raped by a Roller coaster on Call of Faggot.

WWYD if stuff and stuff?

>>492 Stuff.

WWYD if banana?

>>493 Send out the Minions.

WWYD if I gave you a hamburger?

>>494 I would feed the trolls hardcore...but only because I'm new.

...Sorry.

WWYD if you acquired a 7990?

>>495 that's a graphics card right. i googled it. it says it's a graphics card.

i'd do whatever with it. maybe give it to a friend that wants one or something :|

WWYD if hitler came back to life with an army of zombie nazis

>>496 eat them. When should I start preparing the grill?

WWYD if you had a 2 lb glob of metal you could shape indefinately with mental power alone?

I'd stab people with it. Because why the fuck not.

What would you do if your favorite fandom didn't exist?

I would curl up in a corner and cry.

WWYD if you found out unrequited feelings were not unrequited?

>>499 ask another person about it and confirm you broke the friendzone.

Wwyd if super comfy bed and extreme bathroom urge?

>>500 Go to the bathroom and lay back down afterward.

WWYD if you turne into a loli?

Well, shit. I'm huggably adorable.
WWYD if you're the turkey dinner?

>>502 Kill everyone.

WWYD if you were raped by a tentacle monster?

I'd call hoooooomicide and take the case to court cause the slime tasted like a loaded gun and I'm the #1 chalk outline on the floor.
DUNUNUN DA DA DA...DA-DA.

WWYD if you met a sudden death in Carolina?

>>504 Revive.

WWYD if sex?

I'd have to shoot someone.

WWYD if someone punched you during black friday?

>>506 Kill them.

WWYD if death?

I'd rule hell.

WWYD if you had to kill your best friend of a thousand bucks?

>>508 I would make that sentence make sense.

WWYD if Nene raped you?

>>509 probably push her off.

WWYD if religions didn't exist?

Create the first one, rack in the profits.

WWYD if every time you cried, you lost a limb.

>>511 I wouldn't have thought of that. Right on for being clever.

I would remove my nasolacrimal.

WWYD if you had to kill yourself?

>>513 I wouldn't.

WWYD if you raped yourself?

>>515 I would wear a condom.

WWYD if you laughed every time you felt pain, and the more painful it was the more you would laugh?

>>516 id call it a diaphragm cramp.

WWYD if Neko-sempai threatened you with death if you didn't spend a whole day cuddling with her?

>>518 Doesn't hurt to cuddle, unless I need to go to the bathroom.

WWYD if you're dead?

>>519 decompose.

WWYD if you had a cat that only wanted you to pet It when you were asleep/at night and hated you every other second of tthe day?

>>520 Then I would snuggle it all night long and continue my daily life of being on the computer all day long.

WWYD if something grabbed your arm, and then you turned around, and nothing was there?

>>521 freak out internally and assess the situation calmly and perceptively. If no one was there I'd feel relieve but still freak out and call someone.

WWYD if Neko ruled the world?

>>523 Be your king.

WWYD if Nene was a neko in real life?

>>524 cackle for a short while.

WWYD if we all had a male/female gender role switch for a day?

>>525 Be a banana.

WWYD if you were forced to choose between becoming a penis or becoming a toenail?

>>526 hm..... "or".

WWYD if nothing was real, and everything was digitized, and you were the only thing that you were sure existed?

>>527 Live life normally.

WWYD if sex?

>>528 just no. That's it. All I would do is no.

Wwyd if flint knapping never existed?

Bump.

>>529 ..... Have no idea, so, I'll say "don't care"

WWYD if your father gives you an underwear as a birthday present?

>>531 An underwear? I'd probably wonder where he managed to buy a single pair of underwear.

WWYD if you ate yourself?

>>532 I'll become a cannibal. Sure. Guess mom's gonna send me into the lunatic hospital along with you since I accidentally bited your arm.

WWYD if you can change your gender?

Be a massive bitch to men then tell them they can't hit me.

WWYD if Steam was on permanent Summer Sale?

>>534 Sell everything I own except my computer.

WWYD if mice ruled the Earth?

>>535 I'll form a rebel army to assassinate Mickey Mouse

WWYD if Wolves ruled the world

>>536 Go hunting.

WWYD if you ate yourself.

>>537 depends which part of myself. if leg, then be sad bc no more sports until i get a prosthetic or something. if it's like an arm then go through life with one arm. if it's my entire being, wonder what i'd do once i start bleeding out and dying.

WWYD if only allowed one (+water) beverage for the rest of your life?

>>538 This doesn't have my favorite line from him, but it gets the point across nonetheless.

WWYD if sex?

Meow.

>>539 ...fish wish?

WWYD if you found that hard drive with 7500 BTC on it?

>>541 Sell all of it and get the $51624923.4 from them.

WWYD if you ate yourself?

>>542 make sure there's no leftovers

WWYD if nene left dollars

>>543 Be bored every day all day again.

WWYD if sex?

Find a virgin and ask them "I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?" XD

WWYD if I bake you a cake?

>>545 Test it for poison first.

WWYD if you ate your own nose?

Go to the hospital and ask for plastic surgery.

WWYD if the dollars doesnt exist?

>>547 Have absolutely nothing to do all day.

WWYD if sex?

..That was fast.

Fine. I'll make a baby. Happy?

WWYD if someone tells you that you're going to die?

>>549 Not die.

WWYD if you died?

>>550 Guess I'll obediently die. Probably I'll be a ghost and haunt the world for a year or two before i truly disappears.

WWYD if a stranger hugs you?

>>551 Punch them.

WWYD if rape?

>>552 Get arrested by the police for conducting a paedophile-like act on a young kid. I present you with thirty years of prison.

WWYD if these WWYD thingies never existed?

>>553 proceed with life without any thoughts of what would happen if certain things occurred.

WWYD if someone offered to pay you a large sum of money to lick their ear?

>>554 If it were someone I like, I'd do it. A stranger would get a no.

WWYD ifi DYWW?

>>554 Depends how much money.

WWYD if you were presented a box, a box that had three buttons in it.
Each button represented a country, when pressed that country would get a whole buttload of bombs dropped on them.

None of these buttons are marked, you have no idea which one destroys which country.
You have a gun to your head.

I would steal the gun and shot the box Bl.... if I couldn't do that I don't think I would press the buttons... well I would try not to...

what would you do if you suddenly found yourself in your most hated TV show?

>>557 I'll have a nightmare about it later.. I guess.

WWYD if you can be a hero?

>>558 Save the world.

WWYD if you could fly.

>>559 Go to your house.

WWYD if rape?

>>560 Murder, brutally murder.

WWYD if I murdered you?

>>561 Revive and sex you.

WWYD if I showed up at your house?

>>562 Most likely you're gonna get stabbed to death by me with all the knives I have. Or I might spare you, maybe.

WWYD if you're permanently on fire?

run around in places im not supposed to be because they can't catch you if you're on fire


wwyd if suddenly pineapples

Throw pineapples.

WWYD if boring class?

Vomit and leave.

WWYD if there was six feet of snow outside?

>>566 play around in it. and probs catch pneumonia

WWYD if essay due next class, six minute passing period, 20% of grade at stake

Write like Lightning. Go. Go. Go.

WWYD if nap.

>>568 Sleep.

WWYD if I appeared behind you in your mirror?

Scream because I watched Mirrors yesterday. Then probably kill myself.

WWYD My little pony.

I would HNNnnNNnnNnNnNG.

WWYD if you found out that you were immortal and invincible?

Secretly move into some awesome shopping mall. Loads of free food and places to sleep.
Oh and stalk Tom Hiddleston.
Maybe world domination? Got a lot of free time anyways~

WWYD if you were the only one who knew that the world would explode tomorrow?

See what happens if you try to jump the border fence from America into Mexico.

WWYD if Itunes started selling your embarrassing secrets?

Shrug because I don't use Itunes.

WWYD if you're in the middle of English class and you break your pinkie.

Scream.
Then dance outside because I can skip the next lessons/days.

WWYD if you found out that the cake is a lie?

Find Gordon Freeman to see if he talks in reality or what his whole deal is.

WWYD if the item directly behind you came alive and tried to eat you?

FUCKING MIMICS...

WWYD if nothing happened?

>>577 Well, if nothing happened, time would to have frozen, so I would stop aging.

WWYD if you raped a dog?

>>578 dominate it

WWYD if I became an admin for this site

>>579 Ban you.

WWYD if rape?

>>579 Of course you say that because a lot of us hate you.

>>580 Excuse me, but you appeared to be covered in blood and knives.

WWYD if you failed at a stunt?

Get up, nervously laugh, thrn fall over from broken bones.

WWWYD if you were suddenly a different gender?

>>582 I'd touch myself. I'd touch myself long and hard.

WWYDI much doge?

>>583 Such laugh.

WWYD if your mom raped you?

>>584 Pfft, my mom already didn't.

WWYDI you met Cookie Monster?

>>585 Shove cookies down his throat so he will return to bein the Cookie Monster instead of bein the vegetable monster.

WWYD if I stopped time, ripped off your ear, sewed it to your eyeball, and restarted time.

>>586 Well, nothing would have happened, 'cause you restarted time.

WWYDI you did indeed dropped that thun thun thun?

>>587 Banana.

WWYD when you stab someone?

>>588 continue stabbing, laughing maniacally and blushing until there's nothing left but a twitching pile of red :3

WWYD if you were immortal?

I will kill all the bad people

WWYD If you woke up in middle of nowhere?

>>590 Sex whoever I saw first and go home.

WWYD if sex?

I'd stop having a use for the internet.

WWYD if Name stopped posting about rape and sex?

>>592 I wouldn't be me.

WWYD if Solace raped you?

That's not him, that's just you again, Name, wanting to get stabbed more.

WWYD if I gave you a hamburger?

That would be some weeeirrrdd masturbation.

WWYD if Tom Cruise tried to recruit you into Scientology?

>>595 So many stabs.

WWYD if Hatash and Solace raped you?

>>597 Now that would be even weirder; masturbation gay-rape style, sounds like the average fanfic.

WWYD if all your food was deepfried?

>>599 invent a less fatty version of oil and enjoy everything deepfried without getting really fat X3

WWYD if Neko scratched one of your eyes out?

>>600 Be sad.

WWYD if sex?

>>601 Avoid at all costs. Blow up building.

WWYD if seventh wheel?

>>602 Have a really fast vehicle.

WWYD if sex?

>>603 enjoy it

WWYD if Name got a Name

>>604 Find another nick name for the nickname.
WWYD if gravity reversed?

>>606 I'm walking on air.
WWYD if you didn't know WWYD?

Google it.

WWYD if you got amnesia?

Fuck around with people, even after I get my memories back.

WWYD if you were trapped in a small room with no way out?

>>609 Make a way out.

WWYD if sex?

Someone would have fallen into my knife.
37 times.

WWYD if Bbs suddenly was gone?

>>611 Be extremely bored all day every day.

WWYD if rape?

>>612 gouge out eyes with rocks.

WWYD if I got famoush?

(famous*)
>>613 Majority of the world wouldn't care

WWYD if the world was ending in a week...

I'd travel the goddamn world, finding a majority of my friends, oe as many as I could.

WWYD if you woke up to someone cuddling you?

>>616 If I like them, cuddle back. If I don't, kick their ass.

WWYD if flannel.

>>617 flannel like the shirt patterns.... well I'll wear it with sawg

WWYD if the world was ending in a week

>>619 Go into a hyper sleep machine that's reinforced to protect me from the world ending and fly me to another planet, letting me survive, but attempt to learn a new language.

WWYD if you ate something bad, and you can't spit it out?

>>620 swallow it while holding my nose so i can't taste it.

WWYD only allowed one food for the rest of your life?

>>621 Waste away on a diet of sweet tea.

WWYD if your eyesight was 20/95 and you couldn't wear glasses or contacts?

Well, my eyesight is currently 20/50, and it doesn't bother me. So, I can't see out of one of my eyes, oh well.

WWYD if you forgot how to read.

>>623 Jneksbdofkwjalnfjrlan.

WWYD if Nene liked me more than a friend?

>>624 Murder

WWYD if you had fashionable clothes but they burn your skin

>>625 Walk around naked.

WWYD if your right hand was made out of ice cream?

>>626 Give it to you as a present.

WWYD if sex?

>>627 enjoy it

WWYD if the world was ending in a week

>>628 Sex Nene.

WWYD you rape?

>>629 enjoy it

WWYD if the world was ending in a week

>>630 Kill everyone I can brutally and bathe in the blood if many ^^
>>629 ...e-eh?!

WWYD if I locked you up in my basement?

>>631 Have a bunch of fun.

WWYD if you forgot to ask WWYD?

Post it in another comment.

WWYD if this random guy started flirting with you, but you're too nice to shatter it, but you feel really uncomfortable about him.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

WWYD if if you can fall as fast as you want?

FFFFF, messed up.

>>634 do nothing/wait for him to stop.
>>635 not fall.

WWYD if naebree came back

Shrug, she's still my friend. :I

WWYD if one of us suddenly died?

R.I.P. Ravana's Vacuum. It lived with us for so long, it's so sad to see it go. May it rest in Vacuum Heaven.

:3

WWYD if you got to meet a regular on here?

*met

I'd scream and hug them, well tackle hug them.

WWYD if I showed up at yout house.

>>641 Things.

WWYD if one foot of snow?

Play, we've gotten six feet up here.

WWYD if avalanche

>>643 Dig my way out.

WWYD if rape?

>>644 Enjoy it.

WWYD if no more vidja games?

>>645 Meh.

WWYD iffi DYWW

>>646 Why you dood uoy yhW

WWYD if someone watched the world burn.

>>647 Light them on fire.

WWYD if cute girl held your hand.

Wait for her to try and steal my soul.

WWYD if you got offered the position of mayor?

>>649 Smoke obscene amounts of crack, but only because I'm drunk.

WWYD if you found my thumb in your salad?

>>650 Sue

WWYD if Tom Hiddleston?

>>652 freak out and ask for a photo/autograph

WWYD if lone wolf kyle took over the world?

>>653 Kill him.

WWYD if you could never eat another pastry ever again?

>>654 Eat other deserts.

WWYD if no one was talking in chat?

Go play a game.

WWYD if Steam deleted all your games?

>>656 Get more games.

WWYD if you ate your middle fingers?

I'd bute my thumb at the motherfuckers who questioned it.

WWYD if a random guy kissed you.

>>658 Punch his face in so hard his nose is now on the back of his head.

WWYD if sex?

Yes officer, I do believe he stabbed himself twenty times. I just walked in and the knife was in his hand.

WWYD if this day kept repeating itself?

>>660 cry bc i just got back from tutoring

WWYD if an atheist president

>>661 or rather, an atheist presidential candidate

That'd be fine by me.

What would you do if I said that I loved you~?

>>663 You claims that his relationship with >>663 is strictly platonic

WWYD if rejection?

Probably just shrug it off and continue stalking.

WWYD if you had to sing infront of hundreds of people?

>>665 Shake all during it and then cry afterwards.

WWYD if an extremely cute person kept begging you to snuggle them in bed but they lived far away?

Run.
Fast.

WWYD if your ear fell off?

Vincent van goh, bitches.

WWYD if Red Dawn, but with Weaboos instead of Russians?

P robably say fuck it and start shooting.

WWYD if Sleep suddenly died.

I have to attend his funeral, because somewhere near the area of him.

WWYD if you encountered LEGION?

Throw a pokeball at the rare, yet crappy, Redmist.

WWYD if you couldn't delete all your stupid typos?

wear the shame wig and go join the circus.

WWYD if the worlds chocolate and chocolate related deserts were no more. :(

>>673 take up a solely soylent green diet

WWYD if a member of the dollars

>>674 ...I facepalm to this WWYD.

WWYD if you were being chased by robots?

>>675 Call the Dollars. Apparently these mythical creatures exist.

WWYD if you looked in the mirror and saw Face?

Scream and punch the mirror.

WWYD if I punched you in the face?

i would punch your face in the face

wwyd if nobody you knew had distinguishing facial features

>>678 Have that one disease.

WWYD if rape was legal?

>>679 I'd never go out of my house.
Never.

WWYD if Name didn't talk about fish or Nene?

>>680 I would not be me.

WWYD if a bunch of rapists came to your house?

>>681 Castrate them.

WWYD if snow?

>>682 Big sweaters and lattes.

WWYD if Name never existed?

Throw a party.

WWYD if chat was up?

>>685 visit and hope there will be 'fun'.....

WWYD if the world was ending a week...

>>686 Big sweaters and lattes.

WWYD if art school?

>>687 I would be an even move awesome artist than I already am :D

WWYD if the world was ending in a week

>>688 You already typed that, I'm not gonna reply to a repeat.


WWYD if you were trapped under ice in ice cold water?

>>689 put phone in plastic bag, text people asking whats cooler than cool

wwyd if you smelled good to everyone

>>690 I would give people loving embraces and spread the good smell to all.

WWYD if you sprouted angel wings, but written on the wings was every single secret of yours, all in latin?

>>691 Then I would take a hammer and chisel into my hands, fly to the us monument and write 85 reasons why mankind is inferior. I would then go forth to entitle it, "Angel's cruel thesis"

WWYD The Dollars actually did something?

>>692 I would be really amazed...

WWYD if the world was ending in a week..

>>693 i would come to your house and tell you to shut the fuck up because who gives a fuuuuuck

wwyd if your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

>>694 nothing. Apparently we're all going to die.

What would you do if the world didnt end after you spent all you money preparing for it?

>>696 sneak into SaintSoul house and steal all his/her food/money and whisper to his/her that "fingers can't shut up"

WWYD if the world was ending in a week

>>697 swim and walk to germany.

WWYD if you had a material that was useful for anything in the world, but you were only able to use it one time, and you only had enough for one use? what would you make it into?

A machine to make more of it.

WWYD if unwanted flirting?

Punch him in the face.
Seriously.

WWYD if you were suddenly a ghost?

Punch him in the face.
Seriously.

WWYD if you were suddenly a ghost?

Haunt people to make them think they're crazy.

WWYD if not enough crochet needles?

Punch him in the face.
Seriously.

WWYD if you were suddenly a ghost?

Punch him in the face.
Seriously.

WWYD if you were suddenly a ghost?

>>704 Haunt people for fun.

WWYD if not enough crochet needles?

>>705 Throw balls of yarn at people from the overpass.

WWYD if your ex was riding in the passenger seat of your Yugo and put her foot on your face while you were driving?

>>706 kill her.

WWYD if you farted in front of our crush?

"our crush"
wut

>>708 You know we all love her. Don't deny our love!

what would you do if a midget cam knocking at your door and procaimed "Ello there im the bum fiddler and i'v come to fiddle your bum"?

>>711 I would be the midget bum fiddler.. Honestly, I thought you would've noticed by now.. With my hands so far up your rear-end and whatnot.

WWYD if Adolph Hitler as a child was bleeding out on your doorstep (Keep in mind, this is before he did anything wrong.)

clean-up bump~

>>712 I would....call the ambulance.

WWYD if you were immortal?

>>714 Have the best harem ever.

WWYD if you ate your own nose?

>>715 Shave my head and pretend I'm Voldemort.

WWYD if you became a T-Rex?

>>716 I'd just go about my day, eating my veggies and drinkin' from my pink sippie cup.

WWYDI you were a Disney princess?

>>717 Become the first gender queer Disney princess, and save the day without the need for a prince, all while rocking a pink frilly dress.

WWYDI you woke up one day and your skin was purple?

>>718 Stop eating wonka gum.

WWYDI doge?

>>719 much surprise

WWYDI I had nothing to say and needed something to put here and you saw me just stalling for time, more and more, with a really long sentence that falls on the boundaries of being a run-on sentence, but doesn't?

Reply anyway.

WWYD if you walked into a Walmart bathroom, only to see, from the locked bathroom stall in front of you, chocolate milk spilling out onto the floor, followed by the ear-splitting shrieks of a man screaming "CHOCOLATE!!!" over and over again?

Why would anyone use a walmart bathroom?

>>722 There was this one time I REALLY had to go and I'm going to end this story with a heartfelt apology to that shifts' janitor.

To this day I still pity the poor bloke.

>>723 that's what every person says when they use the Walmart bathrooms. That's why they're out of order all the time >_>

WWYD if janitor at Chipotle?