Hey people, Batman here and I have a question that has been on my mind for a while.
Now I know I have a trillion dollar company, a billion dollars, a million dollar house, thousands of gadgets, hundreds of ways to beat bad guys up and dozens of hideouts across the city but I only have ONE superhero alias.
So I pitch it to you, my fellow dollars. If you could chose one Name, Costume and if you want special power what would it be? Answers can range from 3 words to a paragraph so get cracking!

Male night mammal. Darker black costume.

Alias....simply, "The Kid".

Costume? Just some Nice fitting fatigues, good running shoes, and a warm-yet light coat.

Powers? None really, except for amazing agility and endurance. Good for running. I'd probably carry something cool, like a Samurai sword....or my switchblade.....or a Mac-10

Reminds me of a joke-hero I made up one day.....Super Samurai Ninja Detective.

SSND

SSND sounds pretty damn badass...
Also the Kid was my favourite cowboy back in the day so a modern superhero version of him would just be awesome. And Chuu bear you better not be stepping on my territory, ever heard of The Midnight Marsupial? No? I thought not.

Name: Officer Wayne
Costume: A police officer's uniform
Gimmick: Pretend to be a police officer, but to complete the illusion, complete officer training and get hired by a police department.
Power: The ability to legally detain or combat criminals.

:l

>>5 Oh shit man thats a little out there if you ask me.
I mean detaining criminals? dangerous... It would be clever if you made your hideout the police station. Somewhere where nobody would think to look for you.

I give this thread a 10/10.
More people need to do this.

As for me...I'm already a super hero.

What kind of superhero I wonder?
For some reason Chrome immediately bring up cars in my batbrain so maybe you specialise in hijacking villans cars and such.
No Idea what your costume could be, everything I can think of to do with a car looks more like a promotion suit than a badass suit.

I will be the bunny of justice! (?)

So, I must have a ears... But I like the one I already have, so I think I'm gonna be a secret conejo. Eeeto, well, I think I must have short or something... Shorts are enought confortable to me, but I think my superhero suit will be like a norma suit...
And if I have a superpower I want to draw in the air and the thing I draw to appear... But it have nothing related to rabbit, but I don't want to transform me in a giant demoniac rabbit because I have seen it before.

Bunny of Justice... Sounds like you might be the Bunny of Death off the Holy Grail's twin brother(/sister). Its good that you dont want the power of transforming into a giant demonica rabbit its sah mainstream, every corner I walk around I see one. Maybe your superhero suit should be the protagonists clothes off the game Scribblenaught since thats pretty much your power.

I found a news article about Chrome. ._.

http://news.yahoo.com/batman-charged-obstructing-michigan-police-165341069.html

I jest, Chrome, don't hate me. xD

Oh Chrome, not againnnn.

Name: Random Man
Costume: Generic white superhero costume with random splatters of color.
Powers: No actual superpowers, but carries a bag and throws random items from bag at villians. There is a 50% the item will be useful.

Name: Mintberry Crunch
Costume: Gay uniform with half-berry face
Powers: Combining fruity flavor with mint and crunch

Ahahah >>13 what a way to take down a villain. >>14 That sounds like the best sidekick ever.

>>8 I don't have a costume or anything like that.
I don't even have any super powers, except being totally rad and cool.

>>16
Isn't rad and cool saying basically the same thing? Therefore you're cool^2.

Maybe he is Synonym Man! Or maybe he's even Thesaurus Man...

Omg... that would be the worst. Superhero. Ever.


Meanwhile in a burning building..


VICTIM: HELP!!! I'M BURNING!!!!

SYNONYM MAN: Fear not citizen! You are also "ablaze" and "roasting".

VICTIM: I'M DYING YOU FUCKWAD!!

SYNONYM MAN: You are also "at death's door" and "giving up the ghost"!

VICTIM: Fuc-k-k...y-you...*dead*

SYNONYM MAN: "screw you" or "get stuffed".

COrrection magnolia, i would,

Random person: Help! That guy stole me TV!

me (has no hero name): Yeah what do you want me to do ablout it?

Random person: CATCH HIM!

me: Naaaah i'm just going to go play Skyrim.,

Villian: *fled*

I suck at this job!

>>19 Ahahah would that even be a hero? Kind of reminds me of Aftersight Man Off southpark.
>>20 Skyrim is a lot funner than saving people anyway. Plus dragons.

Name: Death Omen
Costume: Black knee boots with a dark jumpsuit and trench coat.
Weapon/power: A red bladed katana. Trained brutally to be the ideal assassin.
Screw helping cats off of trees, the underground crime scene is where it's at.

Oh nice you're like me! Bluring the line 'we don't fuck around' style superhero. The grime is where its at man Superman aint got shit on our style.

>>17 >>18 More like Thesaurus Rex...

Name: Syren (Because anyone would be saying that the last thing they heard after I have slain the treacherous creatures was me humming a tune)

Costume: Black, kimono-like dress that would only go above the knee, and killer heels (Of course, I'd only wear it during special occasions like mass killing spree of goons, or infiltrating a dark lair, since any assassination assignments would be done in the day with a disguise). Oh, and an ipod and headphones too. Haha

Weapon/Power: Heightened senses and amazing knowledge in martial arts/combat and disguise. Also, I'd like to wield dual kodachi and a gun. I'd be able to move around and blend with the city, as an average person, and then execute villains in broad daylight without anyone noticing.

Anyone notice the obvious fanfagging in the OP?

Since I felt the need to comment, here we go. There are a couple of options.

Option #1-
Name: The Creator

Costume: I'd look like an average person. The only difference is an arm guard where I store my pencil and eraser.

Weapon/Power: My only Weapon would be a Pencil. I will say, "Now you see it. Now you don't." Meanwhile, I'll do some fancy hand motion, because I am too lazy to use to word magic and explain it. The pencil shall turn into a double edged sword that can be taken apart into two swords. I shall be able to make things appear, disappear, and do other manipulative things with magic. I'll also have kick ass fighting abilities.

Explanation: Well, the eraser is just because I must have an eraser when I have my pencil. The eraser itself is nothing special. I chose the pencil because that is one of my more prized possessions, and I feel a great sense of pride in it as well as the writing and drawing I do with it. The phrase hints as the writing and drawing, because I can manipulate imaginary worlds with my awesome skills.

Option #2-
Name: Grammar Nazi

Costume: I look like the average person, because standing out will never be my thing, and I'll always be holding a book that has a black ribbon as a bookmark.

Weapon/Power: The Black Ribbon that is my bookmark. I'll see a need to use my power, close my book, pull out the ribbon, and say, "Now look what you've done. You've made me loose my place." There shall then be a mock pout. The ribbon shall turn into a large chain that I shall kick major ass with.

Explanation: Well, I read a lot, which helps with my writing. There's a black ribbon that I use as a bookmark, because I'm too lazy to get an actual bookmark and will use whatever works. The ribbon is the first thing I usually find since I used it in my last book.I love this ribbon

Option #3-
Name: Thom

Costume: I'll have super awesome powers which shall make me look like this character. I'm too lazy to explain.

Weapon/Power: I shall use witty back-handed-compliments that literally injure who ever shall face my wrath! I'm too lazy to give an example.

Explanation: Well, he's actually a character that I'm writing that I've completely fallen in love with. No doubt he'd hate me if he were a real person though.

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Enough of my conceited ramblings. I only really wanted to say the first comment, but it would have been rude for me to completely derail your thread.

>>25 A true anime superhero and
>>26 It's strange that for one who insults you actually gave the most detailed description of all. I was merely taking an intrest in what people were posting but however I shall stop replying. (Number two was my favourite it by the way) OK LAST ONE.

>>28 My friend kind of got me thinking about it. Two of them have to do with Bleach and the idea of Fullbring. The other is just me being in love with a character that I created.

Just because I insult you doesn't mean I won't give a serious reply. That was kinda fun anyways.

My name would be The Bangarang. Yes it's a Skrillex song. But my power would be to shapeshift into any form I could imagine. I would've gotten my power from an accident in science class. At first, I use my power minimally. But one day after school i see my crush from school getting mugged. I turn into Slenderman and chase them away. Unfortuneatly I was too late, as they knocked her out as I was saving her. I heal her in another form. The punch she took activates a pyschic part in her brain. now she can use telekenesis, mind control/reading and sonar. She is called Iris. We work toghether and try to eliminate crime.

Snap. Forgot costumes!
Bangarang: Whatever his form was
Iris: Black leather jacket and black jeans and steeltoe boots. She also sports a bandana over her mouth (with an eye on it)

I am nameless for I have been called many things.
I am formless for I have taken on many.
My powers and weapons are all that I have wielded in ages past.
I am eternal. I exist to keep the balance, the balance is kept for I exist.
I shall suffer no evil in my presence.
The last thing they see shall be the gleam of my blade.
The last thing they hear will be the silence of death.
The last thing they say will never leave their mouth.

I am all, yet I am nothing.

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Name: Hipsterminator
Costume: A black hoodie with the hood up, baggy jeans and large shoes. Guy Fawkes mask as well.
Powers: The ability to shapeshift my assorted limbs into melee weapons and the ability to memorise the home, name and daily routine of any hipster just by looking at them.

The world would be cleansed a great evil, one cretin at a time.

Name: The Entity (The NTT [The No Thing Thing])
Costume: White Gloves, White hood and mask, White boots, Black long sleeved shirt, black cape, black long pants.
Powers: The ablitiy to harness the power of Nothing. I will know all actions my enemy will take, I will be everywhere and nowhere at once, I will be able to create pure absenses by charging my power and punching my foe.
People will fear me more than they respect me. Still, they will need me. Imagine a kind of Batman but more badass (no offence OP)

It's simple...we kill the Batman

Name: crimson black or crimson strike
Costume: a combo of a dark crimson the color of blood and jet black. no cape but a trench coat with a sword with a crimson blade
and some throwing knives and other toys
powers: not real powers but any move or attack i see i can use for my own taking no training.

Name: The wolf of lunar Devine.
Costume: Baggy blue jeans with a blue plaid shirt and a brown tight hoody that covers my face with a shadow.
Powers: I can minulipate shadows to my will (i can also use them to transport my self), and store any inanimate object (or attack) in a different space for me to use at a later time. Durning full moons I am at my most powerful and durning new moons I am at my weakest.