1 Name: emilythastrange : 2012-12-20 15:54 ID:wGeEtS1A (Image: 436x620 jpg, 74 kb) [Del]
2 Name: Equinox : 2012-12-20 15:58 ID:Xr5fNp1w [Del]
My sons name shall be Izaya...that way when im mad i can b like IIIIIZZZZZAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!! lol
3 Name: Chimera !YFPCxyAOlA : 2012-12-20 16:27 ID:L3XfNRtG [Del]
Eventually, I will have two daughters. Their names shall be Peach and Zelda. WHen their dates arrive at my front door to pick them up, I will tell them plainly, "Your princess is in another castle."
If they understand, they will have my respect and be permitted to continue on to prom with my daughter. If they do not understand, they will be dropped through the trapdoor into the lion's pit below my porch.
....stolen from some random FB comment
4 Name: Snake Eyes : 2012-12-20 19:00 ID:8V1J8KUB [Del]
Lucy...im elfen lied fan :)
5 Name: Magnolia : 2012-12-20 20:27 ID:9C4LsT2p [Del]
A son named Starscream.
So then if he comes homw with a bad report card, I'll say "You have failed me yet again Starscream... No allowance for you young man."
6 Name: Maru-Kai !IDESUte0eQ : 2012-12-20 21:12 ID:t65g0EMk [Del]
Slam.....so that when people say his full name, it will say "Slam Duncan"
oh god, I don't even play basketball.
7 Name: Acid Scr3m : 2012-12-20 21:29 ID:kfafSWy4 [Del]
Lincoln and Kennedy
8 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-12-20 23:25 ID:QDyiJ1uU [Del]
Kenny, because I can proclaim "OH MY GOSH! They killed Kenny!" when he dies in games where you can die.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2012-12-21 08:06 ID:BxqSEcel [Del]
I would call my child a gentle blowing sound that is not actually a word. Example "Hey have you met *whhhhhhhh*".
This would be simply to annoy others.
10 Name: CeltysCat(on grandmad phone) : 2012-12-21 21:28 ID:uAdZojf2 [Del]
Naming my kid me. "Hey, have you met me?"
11 Name: usagi-chan : 2012-12-22 01:15 ID:XrisQcEL [Del]
i would name my kids control alt and delete so when i am mad i can hit them all at once
12 Name: usagi-chan : 2012-12-22 01:15 ID:XrisQcEL [Del]
i would name my kids control alt and delete so when i am mad i can hit them all at once
13 Name: Sixclaw Sixto!jqXtjXhbmM!!XI8GEi6V : 2012-12-22 04:18 ID:OsdH72sM [Del]
>>10 Too late. There's a vietnamese kid in my class named "Mi"
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17 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2012-12-22 12:10 ID:9C4LsT2p [Del]
>>14 I don't think ur getting the point of this thread... but I see no one else complaining, so continue.
I'm pretty sure I'd name a son Godzilla. Everytime he comes home from the bus, I'd shout "GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!...Welcome home. :)"
18 Name: DarkPit : 2012-12-23 00:49 ID:1Zzn0M9G [Del]
lol ahhh its godzilla!!!!!!!!
19 Name: jeiku-san !7HOdPNTXQo : 2012-12-23 08:02 ID:8UceoFkv [Del]
I've heard of a boxer who's name was Chris P. Bacon.
20 Name: DN !MDoZmU9.I. : 2012-12-23 09:34 ID:gip4okr0 [Del]
>>19 Have you heard of the twins who were called Fish and Chips?
21 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2012-12-23 10:44 ID:9C4LsT2p [Del]
>>20 that's just horrible...
22 Name: Loliprincess : 2012-12-23 12:15 ID:X7IuUUkV [Del]
If I had a son I would name him Forest so that when he's in a race I can shout, "Run, Forest, run!" And for my other child, regardless of gender I would name him/her Falcon so when my child gets into a fight and punches the other kid I can yell, "Falcon Punch!"
23 Name: Sora : 2012-12-23 16:19 ID:rXGVMPkG [Del]
Me and my friend agreed that altogether I'd have two boys and name them Sora and Riku. and he'd have a daughter named Kairi. Then we'd by them all keyblades and every kingdom hearts game and tel them that they came from another dimension where they lived out they're lives like the characters in kh.
24 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-12-23 16:44 ID:wJ8YW6Tp [Del]
>>23No offense, but out of everything on this specific thread, this is the most retarded post I've seen yet.
25 Name: BH2 !0jVt1ao7Gw : 2012-12-23 16:50 ID:/uciUutX [Del]
you all have interesting names
26 Name: Maru-Kai !IDESUte0eQ : 2012-12-23 17:06 ID:6M07wJEb [Del]
>>24 Bahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god.
27 Name: Acid Scr3m : 2012-12-23 17:14 ID:P4lz9MPb [Del]
I want to name my kid dumbass. So I could say,"Come here dumbass" "2+2=4 dumbass" "that's a dog dumbass"
28 Name: Magnolia!2ipznOcc5g : 2012-12-23 17:18 ID:9C4LsT2p [Del]
>>23 my friends planned on doing something similar and I think it's a really cool idea that those three will grow up real tight like that.
I can't remember what my friends wanted to do... it was something similar to them not being their real parents but government agents assigned to protect them. Something real fucked up like that.
29 Name: Alexavier : 2012-12-23 19:00 ID:kg9jKucj [Del]
I would probab;ly be the dumbass of this thread asnd say i'd name my kid "Dohvahkin" (those who get is, lulz to you), so that way when people meet ansd have heard of him they would say "You are... Dohvahkin..." Plus Dohvahkin Jones has a nice ring to it!
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32 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-12-23 19:08 ID:qq0mwFin [Del]
>>29 Between the awesome ( /o/ ) reference and how "pretty" it can sound when pronounced softly, I'd say go for it. Doesn't seem like a bad idea to me.
33 Name: Batman : 2012-12-26 10:07 ID:0w1pS4ov [Del]
I will have 8 daughters and name them Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, and Na then have one son and call him Batman.
Every introduction will be my theme song. It will be aweseome
34 Name: Kay : 2012-12-27 03:07 ID:QGl62/1A [Del]
>>29You've probably all heard about this for the most part, but it seemed relevant.
http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/11/17/parents-name-child-dovahkiin-earn-a-lifetimes-worth-of-bethesda-games/
35 Name: Kurosuke !KurohFVTN. : 2017-12-02 16:55 ID:dVNzjxuY [Del]
I shall name my daughter Mirror, so when she tells me she's either failed a subject or gets pregnat, i can say "Mirror, mirror i wish you could lie to me"
this could get danker and darker but hopefully not..
super revived thread lol
36 Name: Abroad in a pan : 2017-12-03 16:27 ID:FhGnrYJz [Del]
9/11 was an inside job
