Rules are simple: Give the worst description possible about your favorite show or anime. Le'go


A bunch of whiney little bitches form a school band for the lulz, and their guitarist sucks. they then sit around all day drinking tea and sexually harassing each other.

or.....

It's WWII, but it's not, and there's aliens everywhere. A bunch of little girls with no pants fly around on airplane engines and shoot at said aliens until they explode into pink confetti and save the day. They often walk around half (or fully) naked and also sexually harass each other. The German is cool because Germany. The end.

Also, the Allied command are little bitches.

So some lazy, antisocial fuckwad living with his grandma moves around a lot and he finds himself yet again moving, this time to a tourist-filled beach area. He then meets an effeminate boy with purple eyes and blond hair carrying a fishbowl around claiming to be an alien. Said boy starts living with him and his grandma, and they meet an uptight fishing bum and an creepy 23 year old Indian who transfers into their high school. He also carries around a duck. They start to learn the meaning of friendship through trial and antisocial error.

And they uncontrollably dance a lot. Yes, even the duck.

...I tried.

...25 years old, my bad.

Still.

Okay then.

1. IT a show about three kids whose best friend(s) and artners for life are human weapons that were made by a madwoman. They end up meeting this pink haired bean pole whose blood is highly dangerous and then nearly kills the female lead's partener. This ends up allowing thm to go insane, while at the same time nearly dying. They have to fight this big bad guy whose insane a all while getting good grades, going to school, and collecting souls of people they kill. Whatever.

2. Just a redhead going around with a HUGE sword after leaving his BODY to kill these sou things that normal people can;t see. He has to go through a lot of other enemeies like half-ghost idiots, living swords, archers, and these weird people with dolls. Oh, and his girlfriend is ALWAYS getting caught and he never tells her he loves her.

3. A boy forms a pact with a demon. The boy shows up after that pact. The demon is his servant who serves him hand and foot. They meet a red loving psycho AND sociopath with a chainsaw and major crussh on the demon though they are both men. The Madman and the demon don't get along species wise.The demon and boy go around solving mysteries all while being home in time for tea.

4. Its a blockhed kid running around with a big mouse on his shoulder wih a girl with HUGE hairthat has a tiny dragon living in said hair and a total geek who seems to connect to everything. They wander around so this dork can get these badges to enter some big fancy club to win the champion title. In doing so, after meeting a million other weird creatures and people, he wins, and heads home to only see his mom for a few minutes THEN LEAVES AGAIN to another place and lose all knowledge and creatures other than his mouse and meet new people.

5. Fighting tops in a ring between idiots. They meet others and win just to prove and gloat.

Guess what all 5 are.

oh hey you actually made it /o/

Forum Games are fun. Anyways, we should guess each other's animes. And you're obviously talking about K-ON raight?
Anyways

Some horned bitch goes apeshit and can't keep her hands off anything. All 4 of them. There's some super MPD going on where she alternates between super kawaiieh and super badass. She's in love with a guy with a clingy cousin who he ends up marrying the manga. And then she kills erryone

Well almost erryone

Damn Yata why u ninja again

>>2 TSURITAMA

>>4 Uh one of the is Kuroshitsuji

>>7 DING! Guess the first one. Hint: the bean pole is pretty ovboius to guess and has no confirmed gender.

A possible sociopath continually stalks a girl. He climbs to her balcony, breaks into buildings, and generally causes mayhem. Under the belief of protecting her he continually abducts, attacks, and tortures people that get close to her. Oh, he was raised since around 6 years old to be a killer.

>>5 yea, that's K-on, hehe

Can we do mangas/manhwas/comics, or is it limited to anime/television shows?

I'm too lazy to participate right now. I can guess people's stuff tho!

>>4 The first one is Soul Eater, the second is Bleach, bread guessed the third and I have no idea about the forth.

>>1 A bunch of girls with no pants in WWII has to be Strike Witches.

And I would like >>11 to be a yes.

>>4 #4 is pokemon

>>11
I also vote yes for this. Might as well spread the possibilities out.

Alright, then. Ima post some ones I've got soon.

>>1
1. K-On
2. lol... makes me think of Hetalia :I
I haven't seen Strike Witches, but bang is probably right.

>>2 Tsuritama

>>4
1. Soul Eater
2. Bleach
3. Kuroshitsuji
4. Pokemon
5. Beyblade

>>5 Mirai Nikki
>>9 No clue :L

1. A short kid with multicolored hair finds a game board and passes out after looking at it. It turned out to be possessed by some gay transvestite ghost with obnoxiously long hair that loved make-up and lived a few thousand years ago. It was murdered over a game of checkers. He harasses the short boy by following him around, making him feel insane, and imploring him with various sexual innuendos until he agrees to do a checkers tournament in his place. The gay transvestite beat a really Chinese-looking kid--who doesn't know how to do anything except for play checkers--by using the short kid's body before the tournament. This made the Chinese-looking kid have a sort of inappropriate longing for the short kid, considering him a checkers master. The gay transvestite had longing for the Chinese-looking kid, though. A love triangle ensued and grew over checkers tournaments, and it was quickly revealed that the short kid sucked at checkers.

2. A little girl's family was murdered by some psychopath who was pissed that he lost in a game of chess. The girl was so afraid of talking about what happened that she went mute, and lived with some bitches for a while before suddenly feeling the need to participate in a chess tournament. A pedophilific police officer who wanted to get up her skirt helped her throughout the anime. She was magically awesome at it and beat everyone at chess until she met the dude who murdered her family, beat him, and started talking again. The End.

3. A childish girl got obsessed with the internet, found out there were three of her--her, a slut, and an internet goddess--, killed God, watched her friend masturbate, went lesbian for her best friend, and was forgotten by everyone she knew. She then turned into God.

4. Some wimpy fuck was beat up by a bunch of kids at school. His teacher--who was trying to fuck another female teacher at the time--stopped him from committing suicide and fucked up the vice-principal's car. The teacher failed at getting any other chicks throughout the entire series, but he fell in love with the emo kid after saving him from drowing. (<-Emo kid wanted to be stronger, so the teacher told him to jump off a bridge. He did it.) Emo kid wanted to become even stronger but kept passing out from physical activity the teacher assigned, so the sexy nurse gave him a pill that almost killed him. He then learned karate, and saved a loli (who quickly fell in love with him and gave him the power to command an entire group of thousands of karate dudes). A Chinese-looking dude who kind of looked like a girl also fell in love with the emo after beating him almost to death. The teacher finally acknowledged the sexy nurse, who died almost immediately after. He went insane, killed a dude, and then went off to a bunch of other countries and continued his killing spree. The loli went missing. The emo turned emo again after losing the ability to fight. The Chinese-looking half-female thing continued to pursue the emo. And then more shit happens, but you should know what I'm talking about by now. Oh, and the janitor had a kickass car.

5. So, this short kid with old man hair and a red scar can see demons. (<-He tried to bring his "dad" back from the dead, got that scar, and then killed his "dad" all over again.) He was taught by a crazy fuck with red hair and was accompanied by a fluffy yellow camera everywhere he went. His arm turned into whatever he wanted. He quickly produced a harem of both men and women. He had unintentionally seduced a sexy police woman within the first few episodes, as well as a Chinese chick with similar powers and a dude that looked like a lady who wields a sword. His first kiss was from some nutso Indian-looking little girl with an ugly magical umbrella who wanted him up her skirt from the start of the series. He played poker with her Indian brother, but he summoned butterflies and almost killed him with his faggotry. Thanks to that, he turned into a clown king. He then killed his foes with his nutso new power and tried to bring the humans and demons together like the stupid shit he was.

6. These kids--an ugly little girl, her mentally handicapped little brother, and a perverted boy--go into a haunted school house, fuck shit up, and have their cat possessed by a demon God with a horrible temper but no powers. They then fuck more shit up, are attacked by more ghosts and demons, and continually crack bad jokes all along the way. More shit is fucked up. Shit happpens. The cat turns back into a demon. Moar stupid shit happens. The End.

7. This average chick goes into a supposodly haunted school house, fucks shit up, and starts working for a sexy dude with a bad temper who is chasing after ghosts. She turns out to have psychic powers, falls in love with the sexy dude's dead brother, and meets a bunch of weirdos along the way. Also, she's almost killed by demons in almost every arc :I

1. manga+anime
2. manga+anime
3. manga+anime
4. manhwa
5. manga+anime
6. dubbed anime
7. manga+anime+light novels

My knowledge of Pokemon is obviously nonexistent.

Ok I'll try a couple.

1. Hot headed samurai wearing shorts even though it's the Edo period and brooding friendless samurai meet and go on an adventure with a clumsy tea house waitress after burning her workplace down and they're guided only by how what they're looking for is supposed to smell.

2. Zombie ninja and apathetic shota go on journey of self discovery. Also includes a bird dude and his samurai never actually girlfriend, their angsty teacher, a pink haired assassin and his boyfriend.

3. Alien dude with questionable sanity abducts people (oddly from current day UK almost all the time) and gets them in a whole load of trouble. Wink wink it's a TV show.

>>15 It's actually elfen lied

I don't recall Yuno ever having 4 hands lol

>>17 4. Is def The Breaker

>>18

Number 1 is Samurai Champloo?

>>18
1. Samurai Champloo
2. Not positive since I haven't watched it properly, buuuut...
Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?
3. Naddaclue. /doesnotwatchtv

>>5 is it Elfen Lied?

>>17 1 is Hikaru no go. I have no idea about the others.

a tall guy gets stabbed, fights a bunch of deformed freaks, then saves the bitch that stabbed him. then he meets a beatles rip pedo, then he fights a homofag with a bitchcurl. who can guess what the anime is? XD

>>19 ._. yeah, no
/misread

>>17

1. Hikaru no Go (lol checkers and love triangle)
5. D.Gray-man

>>20 Yep.

>>21 Nope for 2

>>26>>23>>19 Yep.

Thusfar:
>>17
1. HIkaru no Go
2. x
3. x
4. The Breaker
5. D.Gray-Man
6. x
7. x

>>9 full metal panic me thinks
>>17. #1 hokaru no go? Idk how to spell it so... yea. #3 idk but i kind of want to know

>>22 hell yeah elfen lied!

>>24 lol bitchcurl

Oh >>17's 6 is Ghost Stories.

>>11 sure, we can do manga and what-not. It's a party.

Ok, let's have a go.

1. After a major apocalyptic event, this guy goes to a city where the people try to ignore that the said event ever happened. While there, he tries to discover the origins of the event with his 'friends:' a nearly mute girl with no discernable emotions, a talking smart-mouthed feline, and an older man who hates the other three's guts.

2. A socially inept brainic is forced by her teacher to go to a country village in order to make up for her social failings. There, she meets a control freak, a girl who refuses to accept help, a crazed and quiet hermit, a girl who seems to be on a cocaine IV, and an arrogant and brash young athlete. In that town, they encounter many adventures.

3. An orphan leaves home due to a prophetic vision given to his adopted father by a mysterious stranger. The orphan is accompanied by a knight who is inept in everything except fighting, an archer who is the only responsible one of the group, a cheap-skate treasure hunter, and a young girl with aspirations of greatness. Along the way, they encounter a crazed clockmaker who wishes to tries to murder them. Repeatedly.

Okay here's some more:

These two idiot brother try to bring back their mother since she's the only one who takes care of them because their dad left. They end up failing and make a monster., The eldest loses his arm and leg the other loses his body but is sealed into a retarded looking suit of bulky armor. The seal is blood, wich easily washes off if on anything that it won't stain. Somehow the metal younger brother is immune to rain when it rains and doens't die when the seal is washed away by it. The two live with their best friend's granny until they leave to find this red stone which is an idiot's handgrenade of alchemy.

The older brother is short as fuck with a metal arm and leg, and he has a temper to match. His best friend is also his girlfriend, yet they say "I love you" in a different way. Aka WRENCH TO THE HEAD. The olde rbrother becomes a big fancy government dog with a ton of cash and the two travel around the country. They end up getting into all sorts of wacky yet serious shit and mess up a few lives. IN the end th the younger brother found love with a little chinese girl with a tiny ass panda, and the olde rone keeps his metal limbs, yet starts a family with his girlfriend a short time after it all ends.

Also the main enemies are freaks of nature who are named after deadly sins, and the boss of the short older brother is a guy who is quoted to have said that once he's king, allfemale officers shall wear miniskirts, and said boss is secretly with his guard, a hot blonde sharp shooter who is very smart.

Take a crack at it.

so some lazy ass dude goes to high school and joins some lame ass club because his naggy sister was in that club and since that club is so lame that it's about to be disbanded. Lazy ass guy goes to club room and meets stupid ass girl. Conversation happens. Lazy ass guy's smart ass friend decides to join the lame ass club. They decide to be meddling kids and solve lame ass mysteries that no one cares about. Some bitchy ass girl eventually barges into the lame ass club, too. Things happen.

The end.

>>33 FMA, obviously.

>>35 Hyouka ftw

>>36 Guessing i gave it away a little too easily with the whole short older brother and little brother bound to a metal suit. PLus a Mustang quote.

>>32 1 is Darker than Black.

>>38 For me it was the first sentence basically.

>>39
I too got it at the first sentence.

Ah. Well lets turn it up a bit.

In a futuristic world, a bunch of kids have these cards that when placed on a special holograpm viewer, makes the effects or monster son them come to life. These monsters do battles an two kids usually are in these battles. People can sit by and watch. There are many of these cards, all with special effects, and some are odder than others. These kids end up having tosave the world from this big cult who wants to end the world with some rock monsters that are just too old. They do so,m a dragon shows up, and the mani male lead and main female lead go off and have a family.

Also, motorcycle battles with these cards that are way too dangerous.

>>40 >>39 Same.

>>41 I wanted to say Yu-Gi-Oh, but... :I
>motorcycle battles
>have a family

>>41 Yu-Gi-Oh 5d's

>>41
Yu-Gi-Oh.
I'm not going to bother putting the series names in.

A young boy strives to excel in math and science, but is continuously thwarted by his older sister. Later on, a new kid moves into the town and becomes his arch-rival.

I was going to do one for Batman, but I couldn't make Batman sound bad, because he is the GODDAMN BATMAN!

A girl from Italy joins a mysterious law enforcement agency in Japan which hunts down people who tend to be insane. It later turns out that the girl may or may not be one of these people, and she leaves the agency and tries to figure out what exactly the agency does.

>>42 you'd be correct.

>>43 Yes.

The reason i said have a family is because pretty sure after the 5Ds storyline ended and Zexal began (like right when the 5Ds ennded) Yusei and Akiza or whatever her name was just decide it'd be for the best. From what i know, they did have feelings for each other.

1. There's some people on a train trying to kill each other because both groups decided to hold up the same train at the same time. Two idiot thieves are running around for unknown reasons and a bootlegging gang is trying to stop the guys holding up the train from killing everyone. Plus there's some weird demonic figure who keeps showing up and killing anyone involved in the hold up and a small child who's trying to get everyone killed. Sometimes they show events that took place off the train ride but mostly that's just an idiot trying to act like badass and then getting his ass kicked by not one, but two gangs and his little sister trying to find out what the fuck happened to him. (Anime)

2. A kid wakes up with no memory of who he is and is immediately stabbed by a near emotionless chick. He then bands together with some other teenagers to fight against her. (Anime)

3. A teenager makes a vague contract with a blonde so he can save the country he lives in. He takes over the revolution and uses the power the blonde gave him to further his ambitions. He gets a bunch of people killed, orders people in robot suits around, acts like a dick, lies to everyone he knows, including his cripple sister, and kills the first girl he ever loved. (Anime)

4. An annoying kid moves to the city because his friend told him to. He makes friends with an emotionally unstable girl and a monster, gets in the middle of a relationship between a stalker and the guy she's in love with, and accidentally gets involved in a gang war with the gang his friend leads. (Anime)

5. A callous former drug addict drags a disgraced former doctor around the city trying to solve murders. He manages to piss off just about everyone he meets. (TV show)

6. After a man comes back from being shipwrecked he tries to make his dead father proud by bringing wrong doers to justice, mostly he ends up killing a bunch of low level thugs and threatening people. He ends up acting like an asshole to his family, friends, bodyguard, and former girlfriend. (TV Show)

>>46 Number 3 is Code Geass. I know it.

>>47 Yep.

People fight with knives, fists, and magical powers. The main character is in love with a girl who loves his least favorite person who runs away to join one of the more evil people in the show to get more powerful. Oh, and there's another girl who loves the main character but is too shy to say anything around him. This one guy has the magical power to control sand. An the sand he carries with him has it's own mind. There are nine people with monsters inside them. The magical powers the people use hav elements like fire, wind, and water.

>>46

1. Baccano?
3. Code Geass?
4. Durarara?
5. Sherlock?

>>49
Naruto.

Bumping for these: >>32

>>50 Yes, yes, yes, close enough, it's Elementary.

>>49 Is that Naruto?

>>51 Correct, mister McChicken.

>>49 Naruto.

>>32 You're over my head, it seems. Sorry.

>>30 yep

Thusfar[+hints]
>>17
1. Hikaru no Go
2. x ['__ no Ou']
3. x ['___ Experiments ___']
4. The Breaker
5. D.Gray-Man
6. Ghost Stories
7. x [Lead girl's name is Mai]

>>56
I think 7 is Ghost Hunt

>>56

You are good it this... You make everything sound terrible and horrifying. :l

My 2 and 3 in >>18 haven't been answered either if anyone wants to have a try.

3 is really easy and I could give hints for 2, but if "pink haired assassin and his boyfriend" (along the mention of ninjas) doesn't give it away I don't know what will.

>>59
I want to say 3 is Invader Zim, but that just doesn't sound right to me.

A transfer student moves to a school where she is constantly bullied and forced to fight for her life against her classmates to survive and escape punishment as well as the emotional and psychological trauma the girls inflict on their victims. Once she has become the strongest girl in her school a rival school begins to beat her classmates with pipes and steal various articles of clothing in order to become the strongest gang school in Tokyo while she attacks people who have never hurt her in order to establish that she exists in this world. (Its a little known j-drama...so~)

A club whores themselves out in order to gain funds to continue whoring themselves out, they force a classmate to join them through blackmail. She eventually gets Stockholm syndrome and begins to think of them as friends. (A better known anime~)

>>61
the second one is obviously Ouran.

>>57 Yep~ One of my favorites ♥

Thusfar[+hints]
>>17
1. Hikaru no Go
2. x ['__ no Ou']
3. x ['___ Experiments ___']
4. The Breaker
5. D.Gray-Man
6. Ghost Stories
7. Ghost Hunt

>>61
1. ._. no clue
2. Ouran High School Host Club

>>58 Er, thanks? :O

Okay, I'll give it a go with hopefully some easy ones...

1. A boy is is drowning and rescued by a girl... Unfortunately the girl belongs to a major gang, and now he basically owes her a life debt, and has to marry her or die... The gang prefers he die and is constantly trying to sabotage their relationship or kill him. More and more characters from various gangs show up and ruin his life... Oh yeah, almost all of the characters are fish people.

2. It turns out a goofy lazy priest for a major blood cult is a space vampire who eats other vampires... Every where he goes, be it for a visit, vacation, or a job, people tend to die horribly or have large portions of entire cities destroyed...

3. The son of a dragon has crazy adventures in a club of magic users... Other characters include a psychotic aggressive battle mage lady, a flying cat fond of bad jokes, a random idiot girl who doesn't know what she's doing, another guy who's basically a nudist, an old cross dresser, a pervy bovine, a mermaid with an attitude, a narrating clock, and an obnoxious interdimensional carrot nosed dog.

>>64 The third is Fairy Tail ;O

>>65

Point for BarabiSama

An unknown phenomena causes 5 teens to switch bodies. The phenomena turns out to be the work of an ominous psychological being who likes to be entertained and in doing so, trolls the fuck out of the kids.

Hilarity, feels, and confessions of masturbation ensue.

>>64 2 is Trinity Blood.

And I've got one.

A young aristocrat has a very unfortunate birthday party. It gets crashed by uninvited guests and it all makes him quite literally sink into the abyss. He meets a girl and they shortly make out because she knows how to go get her man and also so they could get back to the real world together. Of course they then join an organization they know little about at the request of a candy addicted weirdo and have adventures. But everyone is deranged and everything is suffering. The end.

>>68 Point for bang-bang...

Only one of mine left is the gangster mermaid wedding...

>>68 b-rabbit? I forget the animes name n I am too lazy to google

>>68 Pandora Hearts

Moar? I've still got two animes that haven't been guessed from >>17 :I

1. [manga+anime] An obsessive chick stalks a dude after "mistaking" him as a mass murderer who burns people to death. She catches him in the act several times and tries to save him from himself, saying he's going to go to be in trouble if he keeps doing what he's doing. He ignores her, but slowly, she begins to unintentionally seduce him (and him, her), and they both begin to change their ways for one another until she turns into the attempted mass murderer and he turns into the one trying to stop her. Next thing you know, it turns out he's a prince and she was a mass murderer when she was little. Revenge should have ensued, but no, the fucking author had to turn it into a romance. Even though she's adorable, she's a bitch that should have died a lot earlier in this series. And the anime version makes her seem like such a badass compared to the manga >I

2. [animation, not sure if it's anime] A kind man with a sense of family, the main character was constantly protecting his community from the corrupt government until the end. Although he was a known war veteran, he was disliked for his protectiveness and manner of living; if he had to, he would destroy his country to protect his town, his friends, and his family, which was why the government found him of little use. He was known for taking in children who have nowhere else to go. The women of the town helped take care of these children, and the men were always on the front protecting the town alongside their savior. The series itself is fairly dramatic with many heart-wretching scenes, and from episode to episode, it is very historical. It represents America brilliantly during its greatest times of chaos through the eyes of a emotionally driven, well-developed character that all the viewers wish existed in real life.

3. [manhwa] A psychopath who lives in an abandoned children's park seduces a high school girl. He assaults her boss and others who try to become close to her and makes her stray from the path of society.

>>17 Shion no Ou and Serial Experiments Lain.

>>74 Yep ^o^

>>17 is finished:
1. Hikaru no Go
2. Shion no Ou
3. Serial Experiments: Lain
4. The Breaker
5. D.Gray-Man
6. Ghost Stories
7. Ghost Hunt

1. A mysterious contest is held to save Japan... Twelve players are chosen, each with their own vision of the future. They are each given a crap ton of cash and the world's best concierge...

There visions include... Amnesia, mass kidnapping, murder, including serial murders, bribery, blackmail, genital mutilation, acts of terrorism, standing outside of the white house naked with a gun, missile strikes against civilian targets, massive cyber attacks, betrayal, lying, thieving, and finally, punching a hundred year old man in the face.

>>64 My Bride is a Mermaid?

>>77

Point for Anubis.

Ok, >>17 is done. Next up is...
>>18 and >>32

>>28

That is correct

>>72 3 is annarasumanara right?

dayum I am good at manhwas

>>70>>71 Quite obviously yep.

>>72 The first is Code Breaker. I haven't read much of it though so a lot of that was new.

>>76 Eden of the East:>

>>81 Considering you're the one that recommended it to me in the first place... /o/ And, yes, you're right.

>>82 Yep.

>>72 Thusfar
1. Code: Breaker
2. x [surprised nobody has gotten this one yet...]
3. Annarasumanara

>>76 Yep. Another point for bang-bang.

Well, that's all I've got for today.

Well, might as well give this ago.

Some teenage kid fails his college entrance exam, then his dumb-ass father steals papers for another unknown college to which he ships his kid to. The kid gets to this college, makes a really cute girl friend, then finds out everybody at the school wants to eat him. He tries to bail, but then his girl friend is in trouble and he decides to balls up and stay. He's hoping to have a relationship with her, but then BAM, like 4 more girls show up and all 5 girls want him, and he can't seem to make up his damn mind. Now this bastard has 5 chicks following him, and he can't even keep his bitch ass out of trouble and they end up having to ave his damn life all the time because he's too weak to do anything about it.

>>85 Rosario+Vampire

>>85 lol!

Alright I'm gonna say what mine were in >>18. 2 is Nabari no Ou and 3 is Doctor Who:P

>>88

Gah! That's what I thought for both but wasn't sure enough to say! >.<

Three best friends who are absolute fucking morons scam the hell out of people toio get money. However, each of these scams involve some whacked out inanity that the short neckless one thinks up, who only has his eyes on the cash. He's the one with the sticky fingers. The tall one with a sock hat is the brains who lacks physical power and is a superneatfreak. Then the chinless one is the brawn, but lacks intelligence and on;y understands the simple things.

The muscle's little sister is aslways playing with her geeky boyfriend who still has dolls, and always yells. These three friends lust after the same girl who is a hot blonde whose parents get freaky WAY too much. Then there's the scrawny farm boy who has odd customs. The blide girl is also a ;ittle tramp who is laid back.

And need i mention that the friends are lusted after by three whores from a downtroden neighborhood? Seriously.

Then there's the bully with a bike who treasures his bike and pride more than anything. He is nearly bald so he always has a hat on, and he insults everyone, especially the friends. Then there's the freak bald boy with a peice of wood that he talks to. He dresses up in watermelons.

However, these friends are still hilarious in their antics and are a good laugh, but are still total idiots. Especially the chinless one, who believes anything in a comic book.

This should be good.

A guy is psychologically fucked up because he insulted the most kick ass guy ever, who is psycho-maniac. The CBI is fucked up because they hired a psychologically fucked up guy to work for them. Everyone's an idiot because the psychologically fucked up guy and the psycho-maniac are the two smartest guys ever. The psychologically fucked up guy is thirsty for blood and is dead set on killing the psycho-maniac. Some how, the psychologically fucked up guy is the good guy.

I should also mention that the psychologically fucked up guy works with a girl who can't lie worth shit, a short dude with no emotions, and these two people that keep bitching because they love each other but can't date. The love birds deal with their inability to date each other by making the other jealous and dating other people, intending to make the other jealous. The boss will either get killed or charged with a murder they didn't do.

Regardless of him breaking all the rules, the psychologically fucked up guy still somehow has a job. This guy is prone to breaking down almost every episode, and will break a rule every episode. If he is replaced, then a shit load of people are killed by the psycho-maniac until he is rehired. I will also mention that both guys have broken people out of prison. The psychologically fucked up guy has been in prison several times.



Since this is my favorite show, I have analyzed every part of this show that is fucked up.

>>90
Ed, Edd, and ..... hmmmmmm..... uh, Stevie? Oh blast, what was his name?

>>91
You're mental. A MENTALIST, that is.

>>90, >>91 Got 'em.

>>92, pretty quick there.

>>92 Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

I'll repost these two for the sake of being easy.

1. A socially inept brainic is forced by her teacher to go to a country village in order to make up for her social failings. There, she meets a control freak, a girl who refuses to accept help, a crazed and quiet hermit, a girl who seems to be on a cocaine IV, and an arrogant and brash young athlete. In that town, they encounter many adventures.

2. An orphan leaves home due to a prophetic vision given to his adopted father by a mysterious stranger. The orphan is accompanied by a knight who is inept in everything except fighting, an archer who is the only responsible one of the group, a cheap-skate treasure hunter, and a young girl with aspirations of greatness. Along the way, they encounter a crazed clockmaker who wishes to tries to murder them. Repeatedly.

A weak cowardly loser gets his ass beat by the karate jocks and goes to learn from irresponsible, psychopathic martial artists, stays a cowardly loser but gets less weak, yet still gets his ass beat by the girl he likes.

Alright, I'll bite:

All of the characters in this anime are FAAAABULOUS!

>>95 #1 is MLP: Friendship is Magic?

>>94

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Can't tell if facetious or not... :l

>>96 Kenichi?

>>98
Correct.

>>100
Seconded.

10 minutes of two idiots being stupid. Hint: They were on MTV.

>>102 Beavis and Butt-head? lol

One Lame ass kid who loves to surf in the sky meet's a girl and almost immedatly tells her that he loves her. then they both go on an epic adventure involving a bunch of vagabond hippies with a troubled past and giant living robots which can fly in the sky. meet a literal ton of people one crazy chick and almost destroy the world in the process but they end up saving it and in all this time the Lame ass kid never even kisses the girl he loves until the last episode (Anime + 1 Movie)

>>104

Eureka 7? >.>

Spoilers, here. I'm watching this one now, like a lot of us probably. lol

Humanity narrowly escapes complete extinction by escaping to a distant world to start over. Many of them die before waking from their cryo-sleep because of sabotage from the main characters brother, who is hell-bent on killing all mankind. After watching all of the people he grew up with die at the hands of his brother he is left alone on the planet with nobody else buy the brother he hates. He shoots his brother and runs away.

After countless battles he has still not given up his way of never killing, it has cost him most of his body which had to be replaced by tech to keep him alive. Even as he tries to spread the message of peace, many around him refuse to stop killing either because it is how they live or because they feel justified.

>>109 Dammit, Knives! Don't screw with Vash's stuff!

Anyway, here's a description of my personal favorite show.

A whiny teenage kid is forced to pilot a giant mech by his abusive father who likes to wear sunglasses indoors. Along the way, the kid meets and starts to (maybe?) fall in love with a girl who may or may not be his mother, a redheaded german bitch, and an aloholic cougar who is also his adoptive mother. The series ends with the kid initiating the apocalypse and turning everyone in the world into TANG. He also has his mech eat his dad, he chokes the redheaded bitch, french-kisses the cougar, and (maybe?) screws his mother. He then chokes the bitch again.

>>110 I've only watched one episode of it....but....Neon Genesis Evangelion?

The epic quest of 7 teams of majors in a battle royal the death, featuring ancient heroes passed down through legends... MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Fate/Zero :)

A bunch of people can draw circles or clap to make things go boom. FMA/FMA Brotherhood

We has to guess it guys. GEEZ!

OKay lleme try again


There;s this guy uin Japan with a pervy father, a weird sister, ans a sister who is just... weirdwer than weird. He goes to school with a busty lady, a nerd who kswes, a silent hispanic man, and a shorty with a temper. Oh and his best friend is a stuffed lion. He also has to fight ghosts.

>>115 Bleach!

>>67 is still open btw.

>>117 I looked >>67 up a few days ago... Never heard of it... Maybe it's a tad bit obscure...?

CORRECT!!!

LEts make dis hard.

Best friends are living in a bad neighborhood with a school that has practically Death as the principal. The principal's son is a neat freak and has two girls following him every where. The main female's boy friend is a maniac who is a bit odd. Their failed best friend who is way too prideful with a girlfriend that deals with his bullshit usually hangs around them. Then they have a skinny guy or girl in their group who is too shy to even do anything, and is often suicidal.

Their teachers are worse. ONe's insane, one is a ditz, one is dead, and that's all. They also know this onw guy with a chrome dome who is a bit of a pain, and dates this cutie. There's also the dpressed kid's mom who wants to kill the kids no matter what, along with her whacko spider locing sister. and her blood sucking butler.

They fight these ghosts who want to eat humans to get stronger, in order to make each other stronger.

>>120 Soul Eater!

...... YOUR POST IS NOT SYMMETRICAL!!

>>120 also somebody already did soul eater

Hey, anyone remember what that anime was with the kid that got killed, then comes back with a shining lance, and fights a half naked spandex covered butterfly man, immortal with terminal illness, and a bunch of other...

I just remembered he title... Never mind. (I guess I'll let you guess on it then)

Oh, uh... A bunch of other homunculii up until he made special friends with the butterfly and many of the cannibalistic monsters before finally fighting a giant purplish reddish guy and transforming into one himself?

ok like theres this guy and another guy and they like make jokes nd shit and their like funny

>>123 Busou Renkin

>>124 Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou?

>>126 ima guess no.

>>127 :C

Imma try.

Ok, so this red-haired bitch wakes up in the middle of a school and meets this crazy purple-haired bitch whose name is girlxgirl love. Purple-haired bitch starts talking about dead people and hell while trying to shoot another bitch who has white hair in the heart. Red-haired bitch then leaves girlxgirl person and talks with white-haired bitch. White-haired bitch stabs red-haired bitch, and everything goes dark. After that, red-haired bitch joins girlxgirl person and her army of little cunts. They fight the white-haired bitch because they think she's a bitch. A few more episodes later, all the bitches are in limbo, and one bitch disappeared when singing in front of 300 other bitches who no one cares about. Then all the cunts, sluts, and whores get out of limbo and live happily ever after as a water tadpole. But red and white-haired bitches get special treatment and don't get turned into water-tadpoles.

>>125 Yep.

My first post as a Dollar. ^^
A winy little coward who lives underground and spends all of his time digging holes with the knowledge that the roof will one day cave in and kill everyone in his village finds a big metal face. His narcissistic idiot of a blood brother gives a big speech about breaking the sky with power-tools and manliness. A giant mecha crashes through the roof. The Narcissist gives another speech about his manliness and challenges it to a fight. A slutty fourteen-year-old red-head with boobs the size of bowling balls shoots at it. The Coward gets the Narcissist and the Slut to follow him into some of his cramped tunnels to show them his tiny face-mecha. They all get inside and fight the big mecha and win due to manliness. Later they find out all the enemy mechas are piloted by furries. The Narcissist steels a big mecha and arbitrarily decides that his robot can combine with the coward's robot like in power rangers. I works because of manly. The Coward, Slut, and Narcissist go on a quest to beat up all the furries in robots while being surrounded by drills and half naked women. Eventually the Narcissist dies leading this battle and the coward becomes sulky and emo. Then he finds this girl in a box. Suddenly he stops being emo, becomes uber-manly, and takes over the gang because manly. He kills the girl in the boxes dad who happened to be king of the furries and had super-manly chest hair. He learns that the entire universes physics can be screwed over if the is enough spinning and manly. After a time skip his girl-in-a-box gets taken by aliens who don't like manliness overruling the first law of thermodynamics (cause they're lame) and invade the earth. His friend tries to commit suicide so he invents teleportation, punches him in the face right before he shoots himself, then Mr. Suicide doesn't kill himself. Then he saves the box-girl. All the members of his manly gang pilot a robot together who is piloting a bigger robot, who is piloting a bigger robot, who is piloting a bigger robot. They fight the alien who can control quantum physics and start throwing galaxies at each other.
For more information: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUCCthyzXiE&feature=related

So der is dis kid who has dog. They go on many fun times together in land of candy people! <3

>>132
Adventure time, obviously.

>>131 Gurren Lagan. Fuck yeah man.

A perverted lesbian girl goes to an all girls' school because boys give her pimples. She runs into a girl that she instantly falls in love with, but when she grabs her crotch, she finds out that there's a penis. The cross dressing rich boy then forces her to share a room with him and threatens to rape her if she tells about his penis. the lesbian walks around the school with her nose bleeding all day while the cross dressing boy tortures her and forces her to keep a pet tentacle monster.

This snot-nosed kid gets his adopted father killed, leaving him and his goody two-shoes brother, to be raised by an organization of daemonhunters. Turns out that his dad was an asshole who set the world on fire when the snotty brat was born. He and his brother try to kill their father and his pals.

>>135
Is that Maria†Holic?

>>136 Ao no Exorcist.

a boy with a mental illness gets a call from his father for piloting a giant robot against monsters, he cries all the times and gets beaten every damn time. he lives with two hotties and everyone loves him even guys and monsters but he continues to be a pussy. Then everyone fuckin' dies

>>137
Correct

>>138
Evangelion. Not going to try to name which one, they're all the same.

Whiny-ass boy moves to Tokyo at the start of his high school career where he meets a beautiful girl who is completely stuck-up and self-centered. Although he lives in an apartment complex, he tries to seduce her but winds up continually pissing her off. He eventually joins the track team only to try to impress her but turns out he uses the same style as her ex-crush who died in a car wreck.

I'll guess I'll have a try at this

A guy finds this notebook that can kill people. He killed a lot of criminals that he saw on TV. Then there is this guy who almost never shows his face, slouches all the time and eats nothing but sweets. They work together to solve the case of the criminals that die. Then the guy meets this girl with another notebook who is crazy for him. Then the guy goes insane and kills some people who are not criminals and then dies.

I'll guess I'll have a try at this

A guy finds this notebook that can kill people. He killed a lot of criminals that he saw on TV. Then there is this guy who almost never shows his face, slouches all the time and eats nothing but sweets. They work together to solve the case of the criminals that die. Then the guy meets this girl with another notebook who is crazy for him. Then the guy goes insane and kills some people who are not criminals and then dies.

>>141 >>142 DEATH NOTE.

This kid has an imaginary friend, who isn't really imaginary, and he meets this crazy chick, and some bad stuff happens, and theres a big game of hide & seek, but it;s not really like hide & seek cause people die, and cellphones, and then this guy does stuff, and the other guys crazy GF does stuff and then she trys to kill people and the MC becomes god at the end.

>>144 Mirai Nikki.

A fourteen-year-old kid tries to prove how mature he is by treating everyone around him like shit. He gets whacked upside the head with a guitar by a pink-haired scooterist who claims to be an alien. He grows a bump on his head because of this, and eventually a TV-bot pops out of it. Shenanigans ensue. The show is also, apparently, a giant metaphor for puberty.

>>146 FLCL

So this one kid moves to a old style-ish village and makes some friends (particularly one very cute girl) and then some shit happens involving bizarre murders and a bunch of crazy fucks. And this kid, he somehow gets into the mix of it all. Plus it's fucking hard to understand whats going on half the time.

>>147 Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni.

Casshern Sins

theres a new robot who lives forever and fights other robots and stuff

So this middle schooler with a shitty heart problem moves to some smallass town and meets some crazy doll loving chick who doesn't exist. His classmates are freaking the fuck out and pretends he doesn't exist and then shit happens and his best friend carries around a naked doll. Also everyone dies.

>>150 Another.

So there's this guy, and he does stuff with this thing that he has and there's another guy who's also there and they do stuff

Ok so this guy, his grandfather is dead and at the funeral he see's this 6-year-old girl asking it turns to be grandfathers child 'Whats up! give that boy some props' and later he takes care and raises the child and at 16 she want to do him. Oh ya... hahaha so said worst.

>>153 Usagi Drop?

animals with special powers battle each other to their trainers' command. they are sent to the hospital afterwards and everything is back to normal in the matter of seconds to a couple of hours, even if they were attacked by fire or lava. there are also certain animals considered legendary, or gods. there is also an animal who has no definite shape or figure. it always transforms.

>>154 watched the preview looks good gonna watch it soon.
>>155 at first I thought it was pokemon now im not sure... -_-...

>>155 pokemans

YEah its pokemon.,

>>148 Well I wasn't trying to go there but that anime works too. (I was actually talking about Ookami Kakushi)

1.Some kid with weird tattoos goes on to save the world with some random strangers that found him. he has a giant ass pet too.

2.A guy wakes up at a strange school and is killed right of the bat. then some gang invites him to kill some girl. After much killing, they all disappear after having fun.

3. A boy is drowning until a mystical creature rescues him. Then they are forced to get married, if they don't one of them will die.

4.Some weird priest guy goes around killing vampires.

5.This over accomplisher is accepting into a school. After foolishly breaking a vase, she has to serve them and their "customers."

1. This guy kills a bunch of this guys classmates and gets sent to a phyco prison

1. This guy kills a bunch of this guys classmates and gets sent to a phyco prison

>>160
In no particular order:
Ouran High School Host Club
My Bride is a Mermaid
Angel Beats
Rosario+Vampire

Not quite sure about the last. Oh well.

>>162 Deadman Wonderland.

There's these monsters that eat people, and these weird guys make half monster warrior chicks to fight them, and one of them is chasing down another who turned into a monster and killed her friend. She meets a whiney little boy who later becomes a badass, but only because she left him on his own for a while.

Thiers this stuck-up bitch who needs to get laid and her kinda emo creepy partner who can transform into a weapon and they go around collecting souls for death beacause he's a pansy bitch who cant do it himself in order to protect the world from pervert serial killers

>>165 Soul Eater :I

>>164 Claymore!!!

A guy's friend tells him about a new game with dragons and he decides to try it. He gets hooked up to the virtual reality chair think so he can get a dragon assigned to him. He wants an amazingly huge one like the best players, but gets a wimpy small one just a little bigger than his head. Wow. He loses. He manages to lose almost every battle, until he figures out to release his dragon's potential.

>>168 Actually kinda curious to hear what this one is.

1. This girl finds eggs in her bed, thinking she laid them. Then, she becomes a Mary Sue and gets into a love triangle. Students from her school save Japan by purifying rotten eggs.

2. These teenagers ( A prodigy smartass, a normal boy, a strong blondie, and an annoying chick and a few others) get in a plane crash and find themselves on an island with clones of prehistoric species.

3. Two brothers are in search of a magical stone. I think that's enought to know what I'm talking about. :P

4.Some highschool girls who ALL have extreme hair colours mess around in life and talk about anime, dentists and R games other wierd stuff lik. Their teacher talks to them on the internet.

5.A hot-tempered short girl messes up and becasue a boy notices, he becomes the girls "slave" but they fall in love. They get caught up in a love pentagon xD.

6. Some dolls that are living are sent to houses and they treat the house owners like idiots and party at 1 house. They fight for their dad and everyone dies and most revive.

7. Some teenagers who play punishment games live in a town where everyone goes lunatic and kill each other but always revive in the next arc.

I tried to make all of them 1 sentence, but some went to 2.

1. This girl finds eggs in her bed, thinking she laid them. Then, she becomes a Mary Sue and gets into a love triangle. Students from her school save Japan by purifying rotten eggs.

2. These teenagers ( A prodigy smartass, a normal boy, a strong blondie, and an annoying chick and a few others) get in a plane crash and find themselves on an island with clones of prehistoric species.

3. Two brothers are in search of a magical stone. I think that's enought to know what I'm talking about. :P

4.Some highschool girls who ALL have extreme hair colours mess around in life and talk about anime, dentists and R games other wierd stuff lik. Their teacher talks to them on the internet.

5.A hot-tempered short girl messes up and becasue a boy notices, he becomes the girls "slave" but they fall in love. They get caught up in a love pentagon xD.

6. Some dolls that are living are sent to houses and they treat the house owners like idiots and party at 1 house. They fight for their dad and everyone dies and most revive.

7. Some teenagers who play punishment games live in a town where everyone goes lunatic and kill each other but always revive in the next arc.

I tried to make all of them 1 sentence, but some went to 2.

1. All the countries in the world are humans and their stories teach history to idiots.

2. This girl meets a speaking plushie and looses a magical deck with the potential to destroy Tokyo is given the job to collect the deck.

3. This girl follows her friend to a magical school without her guardians permission where teachers are really girly, time travel in the middle of a sentence and are sadistic.

4.A redhead gains powers from a soul and team up with a glasses boy with a bow and arrow, a bigboobed girl who can heal and a macho quiet spanish guy to save the wrorld from evil monsters.

dead people trying to lure out god and they keep dying while dead.

>>172

1. Hetalia
4. Bleach

>>172

1. Hetalia
4. Bleach

Anyone gonna guess on >>168?

>>176 dragon drive?

Manhwa.

People in high school beat the shit out of each other because they want to get a wish granted.
The people who planned the high-schoolers-beat-the-shit-outta-each-other actually are looking for some special idiot who can do special shit.
Can't really tell the difference between sideline stories and main story, but basically, it's either
1 High schoolers beat the shit out of each other.
2 People beat the shit out of each other because they have Gods on their side or some shit like that.

Everyone's beating the shit out of each other.

Manhwa.

This guy is like a vampire but he doesn't need to suck blood and he wakes up after 800 years of sleeping like the lazy ass he is. he has some power-crazy, sadistic butler who's actually a high school principle. Meets a bunch of high school kids and they meet humanoids and shit who try to kill them. Not-really-a-vampire beats the shit outta the people who try to kill them, and then becomes friends with them. REPEAT with assassins. REPEAT with other not-really-vampires. everyone's having a good time until some old dude was like i want power. then old dude is screwing things up, but the not-really-vampire was like hey i'm the strongest gtfo. and now they're playing around and shit, and the high school kids are oblivious that they're playing with a not-really-but-kinda vampire, a sadistic butler, assassins, and a wolverine.

>>179 Noblesse.

>>177 Yep.

>>171

3- Fullmetal Alchemist
4- Lucky Star
6- Rozen Maiden

>>180
nice

any guesses for >>178

>>172

2. CARDCAPTOR SAKURA.

HOW CAN NOBODY HAVE GOT THIS?????????

1. Okay, so there is this guy, who can turn into a girl when he touches water. His father is a panda. A lot of other people can turn into other things when water touches them. So, the guy who can turn into a girl is engaged to a girl. The girl doesn't want to marry him. A ton of people show up, claiming to be fiances, friends, rivals, etc. Plus the boy has a stalker chic with purple hair.

2. A really old vampire guy goes around killing other vampires, and his master is some really tough looking woman, who kinda looks like Sephiroth, with a badass name. The vampire guy turns a girl into a vampire, and they both kill vampires. The vampire dude fights a weird accent priest guy, then later on shoves a pole up this other vampire dude's arse. The end, well until next season. :D

I hate describing animes and crap.

>>185 Okay the first one is Ranma 1/2 and the second one is Hellsing.

>>186 Correct～

Ranma's freakin' old, but I love it.

There's this bunch of dumbass guys in weird military uniforms and it's set in WWII but then it skips all over the damn timeline and you have no idea what's going on because fuck plots, this bitch just jumps everywhere and you have to keep up with 5 minute episodes. They totally disrespect history and are sexist and racist and it's obviously not hilarious.
(Hetalia <3)

So there's this antisocial idiot who lives alone because he's too much of an asshole to find a flatmate. He meets this war veteran who thinks his life sucks because he wants to go back to killing people. Now this antisocial guy thinks he's way above getting a real job so he helps out the dumbass police when they have no fucking clue what's up. The veteran guy really plays no important role other than obviously being the antisocial dude's fuckbuddy, not that I'm complaining.
(SHERLOCK HNG <333)

>>188

You aren't supposed to give the answers. -_-

A kid who lives with his old man's old man meets a girl ion arobot. He goes with her to join a gang, a lot of shit happens, it breeds into another series witrh the same name.

>>189 I believe we call this "Doing it wrong"

Some little whinny prude cant live with her senile old grandpa so she decides to live in the woods and gets taken in by three random animal pervs with issues.

Some pricks mom dies and he kills his brother along with her,but he gets him back,so he gets all selfish and tries to get his body back,and all the while people around him get killed for it.

Some freaky little phsyco bitch decides to start a dumb club and dra along magical strabgers in with her,and one normal guy who has a crush on her and a dumb boobed girl.

>>190 I could be wrong when I say this but Eureka 7

>>192
3rd one simply is Haruhi

>>192 Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

>>194 Point for Hatash

>>195 How dare you ninja me XD I am a very respected cat ~=^.^=

>>195 And yes, 3 points fur du.

YEs, it is Eureka 7

So get this right, This psycotic nerd wont stop scribblin' in his book, deformed junkie ghost arrives. after an action packed day of scribblin' in his book,the nerd relises some skinny ass sleepless nerd is after him, the original nerd, being psycotic trys to kill the skinny ass nerd. the skinny ass nerd plants cameras in the psycotic nerds room. after an action packed day of scibblin' in his book and eatin potato chips the nerd then goes to bed. some more shit happens which results in the skinny ass nerds death.

>>199 Death Note. That was too easy.

OTB

So there's this guy who has a lover but he doesn't really notice her even though they have been classmate for a very long time.. Then a ADHD angel who doesn't even know how to clean her own house destroys his peaceful life then it turns out that guy is some part demon and guess what? He falls in love with his great grandmother!!! Then his grandma dies he falls in love with the angel, the angel leaves him and ta da the end

There's these two girls, they're best friends, who go to high school. One of these two girls has a crush on the other, but the other is going out with this dude. Then some evil snake organization comes up, and they find out, by themselves, that they are reincarnations of some priestesses who killed the original snake. Fucks, lulz, and awesome robot happened, the dude that dated one of the priestesses turned evil and then back to good once he realizes that she was too awesome to fight against. More battles against snakey organization and the lesbian priestess finally got straight priestess into loving her, so she left her bad turned good boyfriend. And then they died and then somehow gets reincarnated again and becomes a couple with each other. Poor bad turned good guy, don't get no love.

>>202 I know im wrong, but is it Heavens lost property.

Two brothers fight over a girl while one of them is satan spawn and the other is a condescending nerd.The girl has big boobs and that's all that's special about her. The satan spawn is an idiot and is obvioulsy satan's child.

>>205 ...Ao No Exorcist? XD

Ok, so this dude does all this cool shit with electricity and stuff and he's all chummy with a cat and a doll.

SHORT DESCRIPTION IS SHORT B)

>>206 Darker Than Black, duh

A recovering weeaboo dude attempts to move on with his life and starts at a new school. He runs into a weeaboo girl who finds out about his past life. He wants nothing to do with her. He meets a pervy rockstar wannabe, a cheerleader, some lazy ass bitch and weeaboo girl's weeaboo friend. Things happen and they all form some useless club.

>>205 Love your describetion :)

An idiot, whom no-one likes, who has no life, and who likes some fugly girl but ceebs telling her because of his idiodicy, is suddenly visited by some wannabe-gansta kid with a tiny weapon in hand and a green reptilian sidekick. The kid pokes him with the weapon, he dies, and ascends as some near-nude raving idiot who does stupid things. He then realizes that the kid is supposed to make him go from idiot to genius, and that he has to head a larger bunch of idiots as well.

Then all this crazy stuff happens, which is mostly supernatural/unbelievable/stupid, and then, after all this stuff, which includes underhanded crap, time-travelling, saving the world countless times like wannabe-heroes, and all this other random shit, the manga ends. With no bloody closure.

This'll be easy to guess...

>>210 O.O I have no idea.

I know

>>210 Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Durarara, Guilty Crown, Code Geass, and Pokemon

Durarara, Guilty Crown, Code Geass, and Pokemon

Durarara, Guilty Crown, Code Geass, and Pokemon

Durarara, Guilty Crown, Code Geass, and Pokemon

Durarara, Guilty Crown, Code Geass, and Pokemon

>>214>>215>>216>>217>>218 wut.

The one when the people go and they die of for some reason and there is that one guy with the one letter name.

The one when the people go and they die of for some reason and there is that one guy with the one letter name.

>>221

You win this thread.

>>221 Angel Beats?

1. A boy goes to a new school and talks to the girl class weirdo, causing her to cut off her hair, he then unintentionaly convinces her to make a club for freaks and kidnapp people to become members, however the girl is the only one who doesnt know everyone in the club except the boy is a freak, including her. The boy then proceeds to team up with the other group members, including a tiny, big-breasted time lord with a stutter, a prick who plays magic with a boy squad for a living, and an alien robot who reads all the time, in order to stop the school weirdo from blowing up the world in a hissy fit

2. A boy dies then goes to a school where people like to kill each other with axes and giant hammers

1: Obviously Haruhi

2: Obviously Angel Beats



This no-life shut in like to play with dolls. He gets some magic dolls that boss him around and fight another demonic doll. Desu, happy ending.

>>225 ...Rozen Maiden?

>>204 Wrong. Its Pita-Ten :)

Young girl likes playing trumpet, then joins the Army, then does a bunch of happy shit.

Sora no Woto

I never even watched that anime.

>>225 yush

>>229
dudethis

People die, everywhere in the bus in the subway in a chair in prison and in the streets and don't forget the warehouse.

That's the worst I can do

>>229 >>230 I've seen Sora no Woto. It sucks. It's basically K-ON! turned into a military story with badly done drama that doesn't get any emotion rising in you.

>>232 but K-on! is good, right?

right?

K-on! is mah show, bro.

. . .

>>232 Fuck you for saying Sora no Woto sucks

So this dude asks a girl out, gets rejected but gets a second chance when he becomes a lesbian.

"So this dude asks a girl out, gets rejected but gets a second chance when he becomes a lesbian."

I have no idea where to even begin.....but it sounds sorta hot.....


Also, I've thought about watching Sora no Woto as well....but I'm still watching Rozen Maiden and just started GuP

>>235 Sounds like Kampfer to me.

A pedophilinc not-vampire goes around judo-throwing elementary school kids, dates a weightless bitch, gets a lesbian to have a crush on him, has a loli living in is shadow (literally), has G-rated sex with his sister using a toothbrush, and gets his intestines ripped out by a monkey. He can also dislocate his jaw whenever he sees a cat-girl at a moment's notice.

>>237

Bake/Nisemonogatari

That description was fantastic btw, props.

So.. there's this world where everyone thinks they are cursed, but in reality, they are all just clinically insane. It always leads back to this one girl who is like 5 or 8, and she travels through time. She's also an alcoholic. She's friends with some other little girl who killed her own parents, and they are friends with these twins who slaughter the rest of their friends in their spare time. But none of them are as creepy as this one chick, who has maggots inside her blood. In the end, the alcoholic's imaginary demon friend ends up saving their town, and even though tons of people die, they live happily ever after, knowing they will never be able to leave.

>>239 Higurashi

The maggots gave it away

>>239 is that the story of higurashi? i've never watched it b/c im sane and dont enjoy watching people get hacked to death or poisoned with a drug that makes you scratch out your own neck and then making them all come back to life in the very next episo... but im serious i've never watched that show, mainly its dark and sadistic (finally i know what that word means)

So this guy was stood up on a date, this chick pops out of nowhere they go out have sex, her house burns down so they have to live together. Oh and she ends up being a voice actress for his comertial.

>>241 The story begins to unravel the more you watch, and they did an amazing job with the plot (its so much more than just "dark and sadistic"). It's by far the best anime I've seen. I'd advise giving it a try. You wont regret finishing it :)

This guy and his sister are orphaned. They go to live in their country-ass town where the brother fucks about every girl he knew as a kid (pimp power, yay). His sister is in love with him, but he knows how weird that is, and keeps on fucking (pimp powers, yay).
Some shit happens, family secrets, yada yada, he breaks up with his only true GF, and then gives into his sister's (and his) desires and they start fucking after she gets sick. More drama, yada yada, people find out, more drama, sister almost dies, they (maybe) fuck some more, then go away to Scandinavia to have their incestuous relationship in peace. The end.

>>244 Motherfluping Yosuga No Sora.

Don't even ask how I know it, one of my friends made me.

>>245 yep. I love Yosuga no Sora.

Someone kills her dog, so she kills everyone else.

random 10 year ols ninjas on life threting missions

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>>259
dafuq, man

also, why no one answer my last post?

/sadharu

I doubt anyone will get this one.

This weird teen bike gang has a turf war with this other gang consisting mostly of clowns, and their most worthless member gets kidnapped by the military. There are also these weird wrinkly little 50 year old kids with psychic powers, one of whom predicts the end of the world. The leader of the aforementioned bike gang decides to save his most useless member, only to discover that he has developed psychic powers and is now trying to kill them all. So he decides to try to kill him with this military laser rifles he finds lying around, and has a big face-off with him, in which they waste much time shouting out each others names. Then one of them starts turning into an expanding, pulsating ball of skin and organs, crushing his girlfriend to death in the process. He is then transported to a parallel universe in which initiates the big bang. The end.

>>261 Akira.

Try harder.

I wonder if anyone will get this one.

This one dude wants to get revenge on his brother for killing his family, because people totally enjoy mass murder to test their strength. So he becomes best friends with this other dude that nobody likes just so he can kill him, because it's totally easy to become friends with someone when you want to kill them for power. Just before he kill him, he decides to get power his own way, because he totally couldn't decide that before he inflicted the other life threatening wounds to his friend's body. He runs away.

>>263 Naruto.

Stop marathoning it, it's a shitty series.

HAHAHAHA PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCH NARUTO?

plz stahp I'm die alredy

>>244 Yosuga no Sora was alright until I found out the male protagonist lost his virginity when he was 7 or something. I think it was with the green haired girl. That's just

gross

Anyways, a shota with a boob fetish goes on an adventure! With him, he brings a slave and an illegitimate child of the royal family. They plan to raid dungeons and conquer shit with the help of the slave's super strength, the child's sword skillz and the shota's magical flute friend. If that's not enough to give it away, then you probably haven't watched the series.

>>264
seriously, this.

Here's one.

A group of adolescent boys live out their lives at an all-boys school. They wonder how to get girls, and one of them gets stalked by some girl. One guy gets beat up by this girl, and one kid shaves his nipple off. The student council looks like a bunch of badasses, but it's all an illusion. Things happen.

>>265
Magi.

I still don't like how they pronounce it with a hard "g" though. Every time it throws me off.

>>266
Nichibros.

So some little British kid who's like 12 becomes a professor at a school in Japan. Turns out, one of his students likes drinking the blood of her classmates or some shit. So he goes off to stop that shit because it's just plain fucking unhealthy, but another student finds out. Luckily, she decides to help him, and in order to do that, this chick just makes out with him. She's nice, but let's face it, this chick is a fucking idiot. Anyways, they team up and stop the blood-sucking girl. As the story progresses, he get's into more and more shit, and more chicks just start hooking up with this kid. Eventually he hooks up with everyone of his students at the same fucking time. These girls all know, but don't care because they're into shit like that. By the end, you figure out who the main villain is, and then you also find out that she's been attacking him because she likes him and I guess he rejected her or something, and she wen't all crazy-psycho-ex on him using the ol' "possessed by demon artifact" excuse. Then he frees her, and she fucking leaves.

>>268 That... is Negima. The first manga I'd ever read XD

Okay, here goes nothing...

1/ Some woman steals a game that her dumbass brother left lying around, and thanks to this, she became some pseudo-hot idiotic bloody warrior guy that everyone, including males, fell in love with. He teams up with food as a pet, as well as two computer programmes, and he also has a retard woman, a massive-ass wolf who became her elder brother, a gay guy, another gay guy, and they all go into competitions and scare the shit out of everyone. Oh, and they also go around murdering more computer programmes for the lols. But it turns out that the overlord of the game gets pissed, and the woman and her friends have to go save the 'world'... [manhwa]

2/Two guys, originally enemies, are forced to do indecent crap with each other to get a job, but during all that, one of the guys falls in love with the other. After a few long, embarassing, and annoying incidents, including group sex, stalkers, pedophiles, and all that, the other guy falls in love with him too. They have scandals, get married by the advice of a guy who tried to rape one of them, more jobs which involve more crap, and of course, sex every few chapters, if not ever chapter. [manga]

>>269
1/2 Prince

And I feel like I know the second one, but I don't know the name of it. Yay for yaoi, though.

>>270 Absolutely correct, it's 1/2 Prince. And yes, the other's yaoi. Go yaoi stuff XD

Let's add some more to read about...

3/ Some shy bumpkin of an idiot moves into the city, thanks to an idiotic overconfident former-bumpkin. Here, he meets up and befriends a creepy stalker, some crap-ass foreigner, an aggro idiot, a monster, its lover, and many, many, many more. Soon after all the rosy stuff's done, all hell breaks loose for about a few seconds, and then everything goes back to being rosy. Oh, and the bumpkin was actually some all-powerful idiot. [anime]

4/ Some idiot king kills a fortuneteller, who then curses him before pseudo-dying. The king gets kids, but one kid's got a blemish and was locked up in a tower thanks to it. The other kid becomes a sweet kid as she grows up, but she turns into a crazy idiot whenever someone goes into her path. One day, the kid meets the other kid, and the other kid, the one with the blemish, makes a promise to protect her forever because of her kindness. And as of yet, that's the story so far... [manga/song]

So, this ugly chick who is obsessed with manga turns her wild childhood friend into what she considers a prince. Drama ensues. Turns out she's pretty. The end. [manga]

So this narcisitic, self involved, perverse and immature guy figures out a strange girls secret. The secret is she weighs nothing and can store stationary which is possibly the lamest power EVER. Eventually despite her being a cruel bitch and him being a dumbass they manage to fix her minor spirit problem and start the most antisocial relationship to date.
After running away from his house on mothers day because he was being a jerk that genius suddenly tries to help ANOTHER girl with a spirit (What a suprise) and along the way manages to beat her up twice and molest her thrice. What this grade A idiot didn't even realise is that the girl was the spirit and somehow he had gotten himself attached to a little, crazed demon. Keep in mind that there is no action in these episodes, no joke ALL of them are spent walking along roads cracking lame jokes and mediocre insults. Eventually after having to get help from his uncle the couple anti-climacticly get rid of the girl.
After that a string of other (suprise again) spirit encounters happen, usually ending up with him either fucking some girls feelings over or molesting young women. And who would not want to watch that (heavy sarcasm). Oh and get this, the main asshole is half vampire and he doesnt even have any powers. He can heal quickly and thats it.
So basically its a cocky bitch and an idiotic narcisist that run around with the gayest powers in the world creating problems then having to fix them with help.
Enjoy.

Just image being torched with amine for black butter getting the symbol in his eye into your eye pain full and there are stockers in it KOOL right?

>>275 Obviously Bakemonogatari.

Three words.
Chinese. Elecrtic. Batman!

>>278 Darker than Black

10 year old kid puts animals in his balls and runs around with lots of girls and boys hiding in the bushes from a rocket X3

An otaku, a Tsundere, an airhead, and a rich girl

>>280 Pokemon.

>>281 Lucky Star?

Durarara.....

>>281
Bingo

Some weak, big-haired, and also stupid kid who's the laughing stock of his whole school that bumps into a baby with a green lizard that transforms into anything he wants. He gets shot in the head and he starts running around naked while his hair is on fire but it never gets burned. He makes friends with other people that are complete psychos and have their own special traits or lines. He, along with his crazy friends go to the future, fuck stuff up, go back for some stupid battles, go to the future again then beat the crap outta some dude that wears white all over because he wants to take over the world. Then, it ends with them looking up at the sky like complete idiots.

Oh, and he's inlove with this chick that friend-zones him all the time and he's being stalked by this other chick that is friends with his crush.

An asexual a*****e, who is widely believed to be gay for a blonde, mentally unstable superhuman is trying to start a war between a teenage gang, a teenage gang that isn't a gang and a bunch of people that were hypnotized by an angsty sword. All of this is done to awaken the decapitated head of an irish death fairy that rides a motorcycle and is in love with a perverted scientest. The leaders of the three afformentioned armies are some shy kid, a big breasted shy kid and an overactive but actually depressed blonde kid, all of whom are best friends but don't know that the others are leaders of the respective armies.

>>288 Durarara. ..... that one sucked a little toouch.

This teenager can see ghosts and tried to save this girl from another world and ended up in a war with other spirits.

>>290 Bleach

a guy in a huge blonde Afro runs around telling a bunch of awesome cheesy jokes with this spiky ball character, a man made of jello, and a little girl with pink hair who yells a alot, i'm not really sure what the shows point is...

So there's these three sisters, a couple cross-dressers, some badass in a gang who isn't really a badass and isn't really in a gang, fan-service, and a guy who just needs to keep his clothes on.

And absolutely nothing happens.

>>292 Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.

I actually knew one.
I'm rad.

Whoever can guess this one watches shitty anime, even if that makes me a hypocrite because I've almost finished it.

A dude plays a video game for 2 years and falls in love with a shit load of women, because he's a player like that. He only has one dude friend, because he's spending too much time giving his women love. Everyone knows him as a lone player, but that's completely false because he's always with women. Through some fuck up on the Admin's part, the guy wins.

He's still in love with this girl and totally obsessed with her, but he can't have her. His sister is in love with him, but she's all, "No! I can't! He's my brother!" She then learns that he's her cousin. Then she says, "That makes it alright! It's not incest if were cousins!" She wants mutant babies. The the guy finds out the love of his life, the one he loved the most, is in another game. He plays the game. He's ecstatic to find out his game child, that was from the previous game, carried on do to some fuck up. All his skills carried on as well. Then he goes around godmodding shit trying to find his love. The girls are falling at his feet because of his godmod abilities and money. This one chick in the game helps him. The guy says the name of the chick he's after. She does a flip out because she finds out he's her brother/cousin. She leaves. He's all like, "You can't love me! I'm your brother!" She's yelling, "No! Were cousins! I found out 2 years ago and was happy because that means I can love you! It's an okay form of incest! But you loved her! So I fell in love with this gamer, but that gamer was you! You knew we were cousins and started ignoring me! Then you were all nice! I was happy! But I wish you never were nice! I would have never found out I loved you if you were mean!" Then she cries.

That's where I stopped the anime. I didn't mention the most give away parts, so you really must love shitty anime if you know what this is.

>>295
Sword Art Online

And this was one of those shows that just required the Rule of Cool. It wasn't actually that shitty. Sure the second season was a little disappoint for the reasons you described, but there was still a lot of substance to redeem it imo.

>inb4 like half the BBS backs me up on this one, have you seen dat thread over on Animation, good golly

>>295 but... i liked sao..

SAO was pretty boss. Leigha confirmed for bad taste?

>>296 >>297 >>298

Second season was just... Not necessary. First season had a lot of potential, but it felt too much like someone held a remote saying, "Now here's a good part. Let's watch it. That part's over. Fast forward. Fast forward. Fast forward. Here's the next good part."

They should have expanded more. It was like, "This episode is level one. Next is lever 50. Next is level 75." Granted there isn't a bunch of filler, but there wasn't much substance either.

>>298 this

The fishing episode was my favorite filler episode of the year, redeeming a good chunk of any other filler this show had. Seriously, these faces, how can you not even?

>>300 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHA!

A smart ass flaty chested blondie with serious father issues and a mother who left her and her dad when she was just a kid and her boyfriend/best friend run around the world working for a weird guy in robes, of whom her dad works for. Oh. and the best friend is also her weapon. And so is her dad. Her mom was human. She is friends with a freaky son of the man her dad works for, who has an ADD/ADHD girl and her older saner sister working under him. They are his weapons. Then also friends with a loud mouth "assassin" who has a girl that just brushes it all off, who is also his weapon.

They all run around, face off with many wakcy people just to get their souls. Oh and then there's a depressed, antisocial guy/girl/whatever with mean blood and a terrible mother that beats him up and degrades him all the time which makes him cry, and ther'es a professor who is well off his rocker, a ditzy hammer, a zombie, a few witches, one being the depressed kid's mom, and chainsaw guy.

Oh, and there's a cat who turns into a sexy as shit woman that is a pervert to the blondie's boyfriend,l and can control pumpkins.

>>302 soul eater.

>>300 THIS. IMAGE.

A Jersey shore looking douchebag, and his pet midget go do really sexual stuff with a gay dude and a bunch of machines in space.

a spikey-haired asshole gets adopted by four sisters that he later discovers to be a legendary gang on wheels. He steals their shit and realizes that he's pretty damn good at times, and realizes that he is destined to be something great. Later, he decides to make his own team consisting of a fat pervert, a skinny blonde kid, a fat guy who wears headphones all the time, and a psycho with a split personality.

>>306
Air Gear

>>307 too easy?

>>308 Just a bit.

>>308 Just a bit.

(this has already been done, hope you don't mind)

so a wimpy middleschooler goes to a school in wich the head of the school practically want to marry the school, a foreign kid who acts like the wimpy kid's bitch tries to blow him up, a creepy fruit tries to kill all the school's kids with his dog/servant and a yoyo obsessed dude, the nurse is a perv who likes mosquitos, the wimp's bitch's sister has the hots for a member of a deadly group called the rainbow.

i frogot to mention the rainbow's members are all kids with color coded oversized binkies that glow.

>>67 Kokoro Connect??

so there's a pervert high schooler that's killed in his first date (and yes, it's by his first girlfriend) where he had regretted not groping her breast when he had the chance, he got ressurected by a demon which enjoys sexually harassing him (that he enjoys in this point) the story goes on with him becoming the demon's slave and meeting other demon, the sadistic vice president of the occult club member, the cute loli which would smash his jaw if he would try to harass her, a womanizer who isn't rejected all the girls in the school, i don't know if there's a hint of yaoi but i think it's possible between the pervert and the womanizer since they touch each other at near the last episode

>>314
Yes.

Bout time someone got that one. luls

Okay i have one.

the MC gets sparkles and becomes more fabulous than he allready is, he then goes around ordering people to shoot stuff and take over the country whilst killing relatives when all is done he apparently dies the end.

(perfectly good reason why this is the worst)

A girl lives about her daily life with her grandfather and near-mute assistant out in the country carrying on the human race while dealing with antagonistic skinned chickens, humanoid satellites, yaoi fangirls, time paradogs, and fairies whose mouths are stuck in chronic smile, reproduce through happiness, and look way more like little gnomes, all while not batting an eye at the random absences of the laws of physics.

>>317 .. code geass?

>>318 Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita... sooo much fun to watch lol

>>208

Is it... Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!

?

I tried, Haru, I really tried

A kid goes around destroying property and generally being a spazzy jerk...and yet he wants people to look up to him in hopes of becoming the leader.
(This is terribly obvious...I'm sorry... TT~TT;)

>>321

you win

>>319 you win slippers :D

I'm still amazed that practically half of this thread's posts came within the first week of posting.

My last one still hasn't been done. For simplicity:

An orphan leaves home due to a prophetic vision given to his adopted father by a mysterious stranger. The orphan is accompanied by a knight who is inept in everything except fighting, an archer who is the only responsible one of the group, a cheap-skate treasure hunter, and a young girl with aspirations of greatness. Along the way, they encounter a crazed clockmaker who wishes to tries to murder them. Repeatedly.

So five aliens try to take over Earth but. because they are lead by an idiot who likes to play with robots, they never get anywhere

a random kid with no self esteem runs around practically being a kid forever in the harshest of puberty stages, he then finds something to be a part of then runs around with a power that lets him talk to warriors and stuff from another planet then he goes and beats a guy with the same powers, all because the kid wanted to be "stronger" so he could fight a guy he "looked up too"

(this ones pretty hard because i hid the one key factor of everything)

Bump

Some third son of a Japanese Imperial Soldier goes to Europe into some Acadamy where he gets transfered to, and shit about the place is that these horror urban legends are like "OMGHOLYSHITTHISISTHESHIT!" He meets some more-intelligent than him doll-like girl in some tower near the academy who totally doesn't go to classes and insteads reads the fuck out of books and shit in the tower, even she solves shit that detectives couldn't solve because they're so stupid for her. This Anime focuses mostly on that dimwitted guy and the smart-ass dollgirl solving cases that are sometimes simple to solve and not to solve and their struggles of solving these things and form bonds with more idiotic, annoying, or normal people.

This guy's a good cook and likes the word "Fuck".

(I bet you all know this one)

Doctor who, it's a story about the guy who lived in that box thing

>>333 Are you answering? Or do you not know how this game works?

Oops I just re read it. Sorry I'm not supposed to give away the title I'm just supposed to do a bad description.

So there's these three sisters, some crossdressing, some weird pervert guy who has a habit of stripping, some kid in a gang who isn't in a gang, and hardly any plot in sight.

due to having fear of being in the menu, shitty humans enclosed themselves in walls for over a hundred years. now, sped up to the present, there's this guy who keeps frowning and whining: "i'll kill them!", "i'll have my revenge"-somewhat-like-that-phrases.. along with him is his stalker-female-ass-kicking-with abs-better-than-him-friend, and a male faggot-"ish", physically stupid but theoretical issues maniac guy. together, they fight those big yandere/tsundere-looking bitches who do nothing but smile and "nom,nom" their comrades ......

(I tried my best.. -_-)

Ok their are these funny peop l.p. e who scare people for fun and a wierd kid with bodyguards he doesnt want. Old men and young ladies all acting wierd. Theres also a train.

hmmmm...
This whiney girl who's too modest that it's annoying for some reason thinks it's safe to live in a house with a bunch of people that get turned into animals when people from the opposite sex hugs them. :D
~so an idiot girl that lives with magic people~
THE END! XD

>>343 Fruits Basket c;

Where a vampire tries to kill other vampires and ghouls but it turns out everyone in the show is 99% blood.

Persona A kills for a living even though their day job helps save lives. A claims to love Person B but A really doesn't and makes B fall in love with A over the course of a year. A then kidnaps and puts B into a coma and kills B's sister.

Oncee apon a time! In a magical place called... Actually there is no name , but thhe princess was born with a twin bro! Dat bro was turned into a wittle peasant and grew up wantiiing to serve his sassy sis. even after murdering the one he wuuuuved. Then BAM! REBELLIAN FROM LEH TOWNSPEOPLE, and a prince. The BAM! The twins switched places! Then BAM! the princess turns into a nun and goes to LEH DUKE'S HAREM DANCE PARTEH!
...I swear I'm gonna get hated for this..

>>348 It's the Story of Evil Series. Daughter of Evil, Servant of Evil, and Regret Message. That's actually a somewhat funny description.

okay so theres these people and...and...they can move stuff with their BRAINS!!!! and like then they all go on a camping trip...and the theres a time leap and they all turn 14 and become bisexuals and they fuck each other! and then they all DIE!!!!!

>>350 Does it start with "Elfen"? (Has never watched Elfen Lied)

My turn:

Three boys, an icecube, and doggy toys.

'nuff said.

1. So some creepy guy was thought to have killed his whole family but he finds out he didnt when he meets his now-a-shinigami sister and then the guy goes and dies and the sister brings him back to life when shes not allowed to do that and so she was suppose to be sent to hell but the brother saves her and then they go around trying to figure out who framed the creepy guy for killing his family while they also grant last requests and stab some people.

2. So some nerdy middle school guy walks into an old classroom at his school and becomes haunted by a slutty ghost who becomes his girlfriend and they start a paranormal investigation club with two other girls. One girls an idiot and the other is related to the ghost and they try and figure out the slutty ghosts past because shes got amnesia.

>>351 Dear god, don't let it be Boku no Pico

>>352 Dont know the first, but the second is Dusk maiden of Amnesia (Tasogare OtomexAmnesia)

>>354 correct!

Is the first one K-on?

Anyways, I'll go next. There's a whole lot of dead people and these two guys need to go around and kill zombies and there are hot girls and boobies everywhere.

>>357 High School of the Dead?
And I think no-one's answered >>44's 2nd description, which is Witch Hunter Robin.

A guy who may or may not have Asperger's moves to a country town, where a simple handshake from a totally unimportant gas station attendant screws up his life and he decides to save people from being eaten by their TVs.

In the future, babies are made in giant test tubes, almost everyone's a chick, everyone dies when they're 41 or so, and everyone fights over who get's to pilot the newest mecha.

A uman starts teaching at a school where everyone is a girl who is actually a gun.

1. So this lazy-ass, boring, bitch dude decides to hang around with this girl. The girl makes him less boring. Then everyone dies.

2. Another lazy-ass-boring-bitch-dude falls into another dimension where he goes around crushing a dude's balls and complains about his virginity every episode. I wonder why he still has it. And also he sticks his ass out of a window. Not to mention the know-it-all 9 year old, the muscly furry, and the tranny.

3. This hypocrite girl lives in a giant building with rich kids with super powers to try and be less hypocritical. Her goal was to live on her own and be more independent, which failed as a man ended up doing almost everything for her.

4. Some idiot guy goes to a school where teachers rely on technology to do their shit. Pretty much all you'd learn from that school is how to fight in it, even though it's completely useless in the real world even in the anime. Also, it's a harem where a dude and two other chicks are after the idiot. Idiots.

5. An idiot doctor doesn't follow orders and saves the life of a murderer who goes on to, throughout the anime, murder. And show everyone he got good grades at physiology.

I tried to do good animes I didn't see listed yet xD

Okay I'll try...

There's this guy who plays basketball to become #1 then he meets a guy who will be his "light" and everyone thinks he's a ghost and then they will go into a championship and then they go and play till' they win.

>>359 For the last one, Monster?

>>360 Kuroko.

>>346 ...Hellsing?

Ahem.

A young child attempts to make a pact with what is essentially a demon in order to look cool. This child ropes friends into doing so as well.

Also:

An orphan leaves home due to a prophetic vision given to his adopted father by a mysterious stranger. The orphan is accompanied by a knight who is inept in everything except fighting, an archer who is the only responsible one of the group, a cheap-skate treasure hunter, and a young girl with aspirations of greatness. Along the way, they encounter a crazed clockmaker who wishes to tries to murder them. Repeatedly.

>>361 Monster is right xD

>>359

3 is Youko x Boku

Okay, so this fucking jailbait bitch wears as many revealing outfits as possible, striking "seductive" poses on cam to get herself raped all the RL pedos watching it.

^ it's pretty easy, trust me.

O_o you watch some weird shit sama

>>364 Wrong .-.

Never even heard of that one xD

>>366 I bet at least 82% of you who frequently watch AMV's have seen >>365 before. I'll give stupidly revealing hints if nobody gets it in the next few days.

And before any smart ass beats me to it, no, it's not Card Captor Sakura.

>>368 Is it that thing from the "When I'm Bored" AMV?

Wtf? Are some people doing Hentai's or something? lol.

>>369 yep p: Kirameki Yoko Box~

People still need to guess my >>359. #5 was Moster

Monster*

>>359 1. Maybe Another?
2. I have no idea, but if I need to choose anything that I've seen that was 'best fitting', Dog Days.
3. Sounds like inu x Boku SS
4. I'm sure I'm wrong but it feels like accel world or infinite stratos

I'm only positive on #3

>>375 Yeah, 3 is right :D

>>376 gonna take a wild guess for 4 and say Hidan No Aria?

>>359 gonna guess 2 is either one piece or mar, and four im guessing is baka no test

>>378 How could One Piece be Number 2? Luffy didn't fall into a different dimension, and he never complains about his virginity since he's not interested in girls in the first place.

what about mirai nikki ???

1. So this kid who sucks at everything, his tranny girlfriend, a ginger magical boy, and some possessive dude go around solving cases which usually ends in them being chased by goats or pedophiles.

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2. This series is about the dreams a group of hippies in a pedovan have when they're on acid one day; most of them involve their talking dog.

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3. Psycho bitch kills giant teddy bears with an axe. 'nuff said.

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4. Some chick talks to fairies and solves cases about them. (This series is also based on the dreams/illusions that chick had when she was on acid.)

>>381 2 ...Scooby Doo?

>>382 yep c:

>>377 Wrong :/
>>378 Baka No Test is right :D

>>381 4) it's probably either Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita or Hakushaku to Yōsei? Probably* can't think of anything else that fits the description..

Oooh, ooohhh! I have one~

Okay, so like... there's this loner who probably has someting wrong in his brain particles and he has this diary and he always wears a fish hat or some kinda hat and like yeah... And then this really sexy girl is like in love with him and has these really big boobs but she's a psychopath and stalker but she's hot and then the guy is scared off her which is stupid cause she's hot and she loves him and then all these people die for some reason because of diary-drama and yeah... did I mention the girl was hot?

>>386 Mirai Nikki/Future Diary?

>>387 Hah, yeah. It's Mirai Nikki xD

Ever want to watch some unlikeable gluttons do small pointless jobs that never amount to anything? This is for you then. Basically, because Japan sucked at being Japan it got invaded ages ago but with future technology and now some scroungy cast out forces a kid and a teenager to do worthless jobs with him for small amounts of money (he barely even pays them). Throw some pathetic policemen into the mix, multiple psychotic bitches and a failed terrorist and you have one of the stupidist casts ever assembled. Not to mention they have budget issues so don't even act normally for half the eps because they always run out of money early on in the season.

>>385 Jinrui is right.

>>381 One and three still need to be answered :O

And one and two in >>359 xD

>>389 Gintama o/

A girl opens a book and then she becomes the MOST KAWAII LOLI EVER. She is also charged with the mission of captured all the crazy magic cards that flew out of said book by a stuffed animal. Later on, she gets the power of awesome and essentially becomes a god.

>>393 CCS?

>>393 Haha, definitely Card Captor Sakura, right?

This forum made my day XD

1. A loner boy writes a diary, he has a psychopathic stalker who kills everyone to make the loner boy God. The psychopathic stalker girl tries to kill the loner boy and yet he still loves her. She commits suicide and loner boy become God.

2. A sweet girl falls in to a love triangle between a were-rat and a were-cat.

3. Young boy makes a contract with demon pedophile. He uses the demon like a dog which makes the young boy's eye glow like a pretty star. The demon wants to eat the young boy's "insides" The young boy eats and drinks a lot of food and tea while kicking the arse of everyone in England.

>>395 #2 is Fruits basket? And #3 is Black Butler.

>>395 1. Mirai Nikki/Future Diary (btw, Yuki never loves Yuno really)
2. Fruits Basket
3. Black Butler

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So these magic kids that turn into weapons make there souls do shit for death army, even though you would think the grim reaper is a bad guy. Apperentlly he wrapped a human-soul-eating kishen in his own skin, Thats so gross.Then there is deaths son who is obbesed with simmetry.

So these magic kids that turn into weapons make there souls do shit for death army, even though you would think the grim reaper is a bad guy. Apperentlly he wrapped a human-soul-eating kishen in his own skin, Thats so gross.Then there is deaths son who is obbesed with simmetry.

>>400 Soul eater.

So like there's these dudes that shoot like lasers from their hand and like these dudes can go blonde anytime they want and they totes collect ball

haha dbz!

this one guy, he's got super cool bird-eye powers, and can make people do shit for him.

>>404 Code Geass

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a videogame that kills thousands and no one can disconnect till the game is beaten. starring a loner kid who uses brute force for every problem, some girl who is very emotional and badass, some guy who is unexplicably powerful and everyones okay with it, a computer AI whos high pitched voice gets irritating after a while, and a shopkeeper. Sword Art Online. out now

A teenage girl who screws around with keys meets a high fire-nation pink-haired fire-breather with a blue cat with wings and a tattoo. She soon discovers his friends are a blue-headed stripper and a red-headed psycho who sleeps in armor and owns over two thousand swords. Soon they decide to go on a suicide mission because a five-year-old was crying.

There. Enjoy.

>>408 Who can guess it? It's really not that hard...

A bunch of dead idiots trying to recover memories they don't even want. All of them trying to fight a power that will kill them all.

(Code Geass)

You know... That show... With that guy... Who's like, you know, British and changed to Japanese... With that girl... Whit that green hair.. (cont..)

>>408 Fairy Tail

A show where Italy is made fun of.

>>413 Hetalia.

>>331 No one knows this one still? Cmon, there's a big clue on it, guise.

A moron works in a shitty fast food joint with a greedy boss and lazy as fuck cashier. HIs best friend is even more retarded than he is. His other friend thinks she's the greatest piece of ass ever but in reality she looks like a fucking chipmunk and ain't as smart as she thinks she is. He's such a fucking idiot that he can't pass a drivers test and get out of his shitty job.

Since nobody guessed it and it's almost been three hundred posts, the second one in >>72 was Black Dynamite.

>>415 Spongebob Squarepants

>>331 >>414
lol didn't see this one.
Gosick.

>>416
best worst description.
/thread

>>418 FINALLY!

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Zetsuen no Tempest - a wanna be yaoi X3

>>421
I don't think you understand the purpose of this thread.

And it wasn't by any means a wannabe yaoi. Both of the main males expressed love for females. The show practically revolved around it.

u dumb?

soul eater is about a dude named soul that eats souls

>>423 Again not the point of the thread.

>>418 ♥

A jerkbag game designer creates a new virtual reality game to trap players in. When they die in the game, they die in real life, ha ha noobs. The main character was one of the game's beta testers who gets trapped in the full version and lets some of his friends get killed like a douche, despite knowing how to save them with his beta skills. So, the players play the game, try to beat the game and escape, and occasionally even find romance, wasting years of their lives playing videogames.

>>426 SAO?

>>426 That... was actually a pretty standard summary.

/cough.

Okay, I don't think I've seen this one yet.

Some ugly bro with these weird goggle things in his Yugi-esque hair runs around solving puzzles against this weird-ass snowpuff dude who's conveniently named after a chess piece with a stupid chick who has this stupid cockroach-like piece of hair shooting out from her ponytail and a douche who drives a motorcycle and has a wicked temper. Snowpuff guy and Fake Yugi become besties again and then... end. ^.^

>>427
Definitely SAO.

This total smart ass boy lives in utopia which turnes out to be different from what people expect it to be on his 13th birthday he saves this random dude . The random dude becomes interested in the boy when he was on top of him having an intense convo and they fell asleep like that (#.#) in the morning the random dude left without a word .... years later boy gets in trouble and random dude comes and helps him escape the town . Boy likes robot rats random dude thinks boy is an enemy because boy want to save the town ... after a couple off days boy confess love for random dude ... another days later boy says goodnight to random dude with a kiss on the lips. but because random dude was an extremely great kisser he could tell it was a goodbye kiss boy waits for random dude to fall asleep so he can go save his friend but random dude follows and tells boy to never give him a goodbye kiss ever again ... boy and kissgod come up with plan to save boys friend .....{skip to the end } while trying to save friend boy gets shot and the sonofabitch director makes us think they both die together but boy actually lives blah blah blah kissgod gives boy a kiss and leaves (in one of the episodes boy confesses love for kissgod but gets rejected ) this should be easy to guess i mean i basically told the whole anime with details which is hard to not do trust me i tried my best to make it a bad description

A small town geek is secretly an internet mob boss. A man whore is formerly the head of a gang with bad fashion sense. A nerdy girl with giant tits has a demonic sword shoved up her arm that can control people. There's a chick with no head. An eskimo with a god complex. A blond Hulk. A pervert doctor. A stalker with the face of a disembodied head and the stalkee with an obsession with aforementioined disembodied head. The stalkee's older sister is secretly in love with him. A black, Russian sushi chef. A couple of manga obsessed sadists and their pet normal people.
Shit happens, and the geek, man whore, and nerd-with-tits all use their powers over people to basically fight each other, even though they're best friends. The other characters fit in somehow, but they're not really worth mentioning. Oh, and the eskimo with the god complex secretly controls them all.

>>434 Thats one hell of a way to describe Durarara!!
(....unless I guessed wrong...? ^^;)
'' Oh, and the eskimo with the god complex secretly controls them all.'' XD Well said, well said.

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1. Some idiot falls in love with a robot.

2. The main dude dies before the anime even starts.

3. All the main character ever does in this anime is whine and cry and becomes a mass murderer.

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>>439
1 - My Life as a Teenage Robot?
2 - Akira?
3 - Oh, why not. Death Note

Alright, let us begin again. ONLY BEEN A YEAR!

1. 7 teams compete in a fight to the death for a monkey's paw. Lot's of grimdark and angst.

2. A scientist screws up a recipe forming an eternal loli or two. Fortunately, Name is not involved.

3. Angsty teen #1 won't shut up about a dead family member. Angsty teen #2 constantly belittles her. Parent of angsty teen #2 seeks world domination.

4. Happy teen girl dies. Then dies again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. Turns out she's not so happy after all.

>>443 2 is Power Puff Girls.

>>444 And so it was.
Name got involved.

>>443
Is #4...

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Steins;Gate?

Okay, this isn't my FAVORITE anime, but here goes:

Eight friends and a teacher tear apart a piece of paper and land in a fucked-up haunted school with angry ghosts everywhere. A lot of them die horribly, and two girls return with one guy's arms. Just his arms. Also, the game was better.

>>446 feels. T^T
>>447 Corpse Party? I actually haven't seen that anime but I've heard my friend talk plenty about the game.

>>448 Yup. :) The anime isn't nearly as good as the game though, and it's basically just two OVAs....

Here's my try.

There's a girl running around half-naked taking orders from a white-haired ape. She does a shitload of detective work no one really understands except her. She can't play with dolls worth shit and carries a watch.

>>449 yay! Yeah that's what I hear, I'm waiting until I get another memory card for my Vita and buying the games X3
>>450 I haven't the slightest idea.

Lol, I can see this being really obvious but it is a favourite.

Five young girls, all shipable in a fantastical yuri manner. At first everything seems light and magical until it's not because one of the girls is never satisfied with the ending. Until the end, but wait, she's still not satisfied.

>>450 Sounds familiar, but I can't place it right now.... *is thinking hard*

>>451 Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Here's another one:

Four middle school kids who live underwater have their school closed and have to go to school above water. They have to splash in their kiddy pool every so often or their special fish skin gets dried up. Then shit gets real when a ridiculous love octagon forms and confuses the fuck out of everyone and becomes the main focus of the plot.

>>450 Sleepology should get this one lickity-split.

>>452 yes :3

this girl goes to a school with a giant pair of scissors and everyone tries to kill each other.

>>455 Kill la Kill

This girl is also a squid and things happen.

>>444
Correct. Unfortunately.

>>446
No.

This blonde kid with a metal brother go on adventures to save Griffindor by stopping harry potter from achieving the Philosophers stone.

>>458 FMA/FMA:B

This dumb guy with a pompadour and a killer jacket jam out in the cosmos with an outdated vacuum cleaner and a lazy NEET space-cat, hitting on fine waitresses and failing at their exploration jobs while being pursued by a Space-Balls looking Gorilla with a sweet cape.

There is this hyperactive, kid who wants to find treasure, so he takes off on the sea despite the fact that he can't swim. Also, the guy likes meat a little too much for it to be healthy. He gathers few people, kicks some bosses and gets his ass kicked and after some 700+ chapters he's still hunting for the fucking treasure.

>>460 One Piece.

I was thinking of something else before I noticed the 700+ chapters part.

>>462 One Piece it is XD What were you thinking about?

Gintama, I think that is the weirdest anime I've ever seen.

So one loser has this phone that has this
nikki that tells your mirai.
And you kill pepple just to become god

>>466 Mirai Nikki

Description: Lesbian assasins and bullshit riddles.

>>467 Umineko No Naku Koro Ni? XD

People get super powers randomly, but when one uses it he or she must repay the debt. Each time a cool villain introduces him or herself, they die 5mins later... :/

Seriously... I think those villains have potential to the story. Lol!

>>468 Darker than Black.

>>468 「違います！」 Not Umineko, 'cause I have not seen a single bit of it.

pasta

>>467 Akuma no Riddle!!

A show were a not-a-gentlemen character goes on space adventures with a clean freak obsolete robot and a slobby self-proclaimed "ramen connoisseur" space cat who does absolutely in context of the plot. There is a dumb blonde character who is actually smarter than all the main characters. Everyone dies. O and at one point it becomes mechsuits vs. giant space monsters of doom. The end.

>>450 I had no clue about that one.
Is there something I was supposed to know?

Also, guy can see spirits and likes them but doesn't and helps them but is scared but is never angry but got emotional and has a spirit that wants him to die but helps him help spirits that sometimes want to eat him and show up but aren't really there to anybody else.

>>475 Surely that's Bleach.

>>476 Nup. May have made this one a lil too hard actually.

>>475 TWGOK? I'm stumped.

>>475 Not even with the doll?
You've seen her shit doll playing skills probably 26 times by now, at least.

>>460 One piece. Fucking one piece.

In Gintama, the main character is diabetic, a manga lover and he's weird, the two others mains characters are also weird : one is a teenager who can break anything the other has no personality.
Amantos (aliens) are just very ugly and stupid.
And the story goes in all existing animes. There's the Kamehamaha, the One piece, etc....

>>481 You're supposed to leave out the title and have other people guess it based on your bad description.

>>479 I don't think I've even seen the show.
By the way, what is the show? (lel)

>>478 Nup.
Okay: secondary hints for >>475
He lives in a house with people who love him even though nobody wanted him and he has a friend who's a celebrity and enslaves spirits but likes spirits then they help but harm spirits together as people who are their friends try to stop them and his pet demon who's a giant wolf but is also a small fat cat.

>>483 You've seen it, I'm fairly sure.
The ape part is a nickname rather than an actual ape, but he's called an ape enough that I threw it in.

>>484 is she short n part of a wolf village

>>475 Seriously, guys? That's obviously Natsume Yuujinchou :)

A whiny bitch who is the physical embodiment of anime protagonist genericness flukes and gets enrolled in an academy that peasants like him would have to suck a million dicks to get into. Him and his entire class of fuck wads get locked in and have to kill one another to escape, but of course the main character is too much of a quivering pussy to do it so we the audience have to sit back and watch him use everything he learned from his three hours experience with Phoenix Wright games to figure out who the culprit is.

>>487
daaaaaaaaaaanganronpa

>>484 I'm going to forfeit like a bitch.
What anime is it?

>>486 Theerreee we go.

>>488 Second that.

There is this smart kid and he has this friend and they join this club and they dont do much until there is this girl and she has eyes and then they do things to make here eys sparkle and make her say her catch phrase

>>452
Nagi no Asukara

>>491
and Hyouka

love that shit

so there are these kids and they run around doing this thing. then they get into fights and stuff but they always triumph bc ~friendship~ and yeah

>>341 Attack on Titan.

>>494 Every shounen ever made (plus a couple shoujos)?

>>492 Yup. :)

So this normal-looking guy transfers to another middle school because he was such a dork at his old school and is super embarrassed by it. He meets this girl who dresses up in gothic-lolita clothes and an eyepatch who thinks she has these awesome powers when she really doesn't. The guy now has to deal with this crazy chick's antics while trying to convince her that she's got a made-up disease the Japanese get in eighth grade.

>>497

Chuunibyou

Haven't seen a bit of it though

>>490 :/

"There's a girl running around half-naked taking orders from a white-haired ape. She does a shitload of detective work no one really understands except her. She can't play with dolls worth shit and carries a watch."

It's Ghost in the Shell.

>>498 Yup. :) And really? If you like slice-of-life anime, you should watch it. It's really good.

>>499 Dammit, I KNEW it sounded familiar!!! I haven't seen that in a while though....

>>488 *funky mystery music plays*

I'm gonna go for something shorter this time. Ahem /sorts speaker notes

Some naked furry chick freeloads off this dude and spends all his money on food, and the two ride around the country pissing off religion and getting cash money #SWAG.

>>501
That has to be the best description of Spice and Wolf I've ever heard.

A piece of shit king is summoned to Japan to compete in the illogical fighting of wanna-be magicians, who turns out to be a little cry-baby girl. The others summoned are complete life failures who aren't worth frickin shit and all the masters and servants wanna tear each others throats out to win a stupid shiny gold grail. The high and mighty King of Kings is obssesed with this crap of a king. In the end everyone fails and everyone in the area is killed except for one shitten boy who destroys every last piece of dumb dignity the mighty foolish "king" had. The end. That was painful.

>>503 Fate/Zero ...oh how I love Gilgamesh~! *\\\\*

like a bunch of dead ppl are like lelelelel yolo aint got nothin' on me and so some annoying whiny girl hates another girl and so she gets a bunch of ppl like a hippie and a ninja and a fat guy and a crazy dude and a ginger and they have to kill her for her just cuz and stuff happens and they all die but they wake up and arent dead so they be like lel lets die for real and they die for real but they actually are alive now so like swag

>>499 Wow, you know what I've seen better than I know what i've seen.
To be fair, watched it ages ago so the fact that they called the bodies dolls/she wears a watch have slipped from my mind.
Good show doe.

Yeah nah, I got nuthin.

>>505 going to guess danganropa

>>505
Angel Beats.

You can tell cause of the hippie.

Gotta love TK.

>>506 Actually, it was the fact that she broke her favorite doll she played with after she got her prosthetic body, when she still couldn't control it. It shows that in the intro for every episode.

>>509 Ghost in the Shell

>>510 I was explaining to Solace because he couldn't get my horrid explanation at >>450. Nice job getting it just on that limited hint.

Could you have guessed it from >>450?

>>508 youre right xD

Whoa this is fun. Here goes another. Or maybe two or three, xD
Ahem...

1- A naked rich dude hits on some chick and she wants the D so she follows him everywhere and the city gets stampeded by 10,000 naked men while missiles are being launched and their phones have magical ladies in them and a magical flying lady is stealing penises and these zombies live in ditches. Wat.

2- some dead ppl are alive and have magical eyeballs and some medusa lady sucked them into a portal and theres snakes everywhere and this weird teacher possibly a pedo has two bodies hidden under the school for no reason.

3- a bunch of gay guys running around being gay while they shoot eachother and blow everything up for no reason and theres magic and a shota and a creepy demon dude and lets not forget the alien who tells everyone to F- off.

4- ** CHALLENGE ** i dont even know but like everyone dies and its weird theres ghosts and stuff everywhere and some horny girl and some lesbian girl and some pervert guy and other kids get to have their guts exposed at school.

There is this guy who is messy and deluded and he gets served by an 18/19 year old girl because he is 'garbage'. Everything is a conspiracy

>>512
1-Eden of the East
2-Mekakucity Actors?

Clueless on the other two.

>>512 ...is 4 dangan ronpa?

>>513 that conspiracy anime welcome to the somethingsomething?

>>512 3. JoJo's Bizzare Adventure?

A homosexual writer gets his heart smashed by his gay crush. He then preys on the guy's younger bro for funsies...and sorta kinda rapes him but the animators gloss over that. The younger dude is all like "yo, das gay and I'm not gay" but eventually realizes that he fell in love with his sorta rapist. They live together and the younger dude becomes his lover's house maid and the rest of the series is like a poorly written porno

>>517
"the rest of the series is like a poorly written porno"

Oh, just the rest? Cause I'm pretty sure all of that sounds like a poorly written porno.
I have never been happier to not know the answer to a post on this thread than I am not knowing this.

Everyone dies in the first arc, comes back mysteriously, then dies again. IT'S THE SAME F*CKING TIME OF YEAR EACH F*CKING TIME. THE SAME F*CKING 2 WEEKS OR SO. JESUS F*CKING CHRIST IT'S LIKE SPN. ONLY WITHOUT THE VAMPS/DEMONS/WEREWOLVES AND WITH KIDS. HOLY F*CKING CHRIST.
-Description of Higurashi: When They Cry

>>514 yes you're right xD

The other two havent been guessed yet~ xD

>>509 Ooooooohhhhhh, right. Should re-watch that.

>>513 Welcome to the NHK probably even though I haven't seen it.

>>517 Junjou Romantica.

So this alien is trying to find her "pirate king" and in doing so goes to Earth and creates a portal through a boy's head which also summons other robots. A guy has really bushy eyebrows to protect him from the crazy alien making portals on his head.

Also everything is normal and boring.

>>523 That's the wiki description, you nerd!

A girl whos personality is akward but her beauty is unmached starts a club with her old friend to play a card game they used to play when they where kids. Making friendships and precious memorys, as well as aiming to reunite with and old friend she knew long ago through the game they love.

>>521 >>515 Yeah, Welcome to NHK, its a pretty good series

Um.....
A bunch of stupid but random episodes on these 3 idiots trying to get money by doing odd jobs here and there in the edo era. Theres also the police. The leader is a gorilla, a commander is a mayonaise lover and under him is a terrifying sadist.....

I don't swear so this was difficult...

Um.....
A bunch of stupid but random episodes on these 3 idiots trying to get money by doing odd jobs here and there in the edo era. Theres also the police. The leader is a gorilla, a commander is a mayonaise lover and under him is a terrifying sadist.....

I don't swear so this was difficult...

>>522

Yep. I think I did a pretty great job of describing it.

Oh, I have another one

Alright, so a straightfaced poor kid gets a super scholarship to attend a rich people school. She is then mistaken for a dude and forced to join a club that embodies affluenza. She gets used to cross-dressing and even gets a chick to kiss her by accident. She then falls in love with the clubs idiot leader and kinda ignores the other club member that has a thing for straight faced girls. The show ends without any further romantic development.

>>530 Ouran High School Host Club

Somebody please get this or I'll hate the world.
Ahem.
"UNNNNNIIIIVEEEERRSSSE~!!"

>>532
TTGL.

even if you didn't intend for that to be TTGL, it is TTGL.

>>533 I didn't intend that :(
I actually haven't seen that anime but I've been meaning to.

It's an anime where the protagonist steal things with a marksman and sometimes with a swordsman...

A sociopathic asshole spends his free time chasing criminals then completely changing his mind and chasing a blond big-titted mystery girl in leather. His companions include a purple-haired gambling addict dressed as a hooker, a balding, ex-cop who owns a bomb-ass spaceship, a half-retarded kid, and a dog who's smarter than all of them. Some of there exploits include but are not limited to, chasing a fat mushroom salesman, spending time with a guy with tits, and fighting a fat french ninja.

A sociopathic asshole spends his free time chasing criminals then completely changing his mind and chasing a blond big-titted mystery girl in leather. His companions include a purple-haired gambling addict dressed as a hooker, a balding, ex-cop who owns a bomb-ass spaceship, a half-retarded kid, and a dog who's smarter than all of them. Some of there exploits include but are not limited to, chasing a fat mushroom salesman, spending time with a guy with tits, and fighting a fat french ninja.

A sociopathic asshole spends his free time chasing criminals then completely changing his mind and chasing a blond big-titted mystery girl in leather. His companions include a purple-haired gambling addict dressed as a hooker, a balding, ex-cop who owns a bomb-ass spaceship, a half-retarded kid, and a dog who's smarter than all of them. Some of there exploits include but are not limited to, chasing a fat mushroom salesman, spending time with a guy with tits, and fighting a fat french ninja.

'Their"

'Their"

>>538 That description is 10/10.
Cowboy Bebop.

The economics of ethical conflicts and instant ramen.

Go.

>>542 i know this one wow =o

c: longsubtitlethatidon'tremember

I'll make >>532 easier.
Okay so a bunch of friendless highschool misfits come together to make a secret loser club for losers who want friends. Everyone is nuts about the main delinquent-looking-halfer protagonist and always hating on the blond butterfly chick with the biggest tits.
Come on guys.

>>544
oh Haganai

lol that show

so lame

1 bitch dies then 2 bitches die then 3 bitches die then all their siblings, then their parents. World destroying self. MUST FIGHT. LOSES. BIG BUTT TITAN KICK ASS. MUCH WIN. VERY SCARY. WOW.

>>545 yes!!
Sena is the best.

Okay how about a kick-ass mind-fuck of a show where the main character is a pussy bitch that never gets into the fucking robot. And tight suits.

>>547
every mecha ever

>>525 Chihayafuru?

>>524 I don't use Wiki for anything ever so

>>546 Attack on Titan?

Alright, so there's this really stupid chick who finds a magical starfish after she nearly drowns, and she ends up befriending a crazy, suicidal girl who also has a magical starfish for some reason. There are more of these magical creatures in different shapes, which are each bonded to a person, and every single character except the MC is either full of complete angst, feels the need to start a mass genocide because the world sucks, or both. There's also claw rape and a lot of deaths. And, for some reason, pilots/planes are constantly there with little explanation.

It's an anime well-known for the shock value, though doesn't really have much of a fanbase...(And the manga was better).

>>548 well yes but it's a specific one.
I'll add on to >>547 the pussy bitch of a main character is surrounded by cute girls, but he acts indifferent, until a handsome man appears and pussy bitch turns gay. He can also never get anything right because he never gets into the fucking robot in time.

>>552 Shinji is a perfectly normal human being that has gone through severe emotional trauma.
But, yes, he does not get in the robot.
Evangelion.

Alright, here it goes.

There's this big moeblob thing, waifu-like dude and, a naked neko lady thing as the main characters. So the moeblob thing is being chased by this big red clan thing because he supposedly murdered the clan' s cute angle guy thing. The moeblob is being chased by this pissy ginger with a bat and runs into a alleyway. Then BAM.
The waifu- life dude saves the moeblob's ass. And then the neko lady thing appeared so Yeah....

And then all this other shit happens, Yada, Yada, Yada. Skipping to the last episode. The baddass red king dude kills the moeblob and the sperm king thing, then gets stabbed by the blue megane king thing. And then there's tears, heartbreak and all this other Shit. Then the red clan thing starts chanting their song thing as their mark thing on their bodies come off. Then the crazy stalker monkey thing is stalking the pissy ginger with the bat again. And the waifu-like dude and neko lady thing are all depressed and shit.

So, Yeah I did my best or worst? XD

Well, goodbye now~

>>559 K Project

I'll list several because they are short and I can't pick only one.

1. An elf vampire and a fat guy force a midget to play sports.
2. A love triangle between a angsty bara, a shounen ai white haired woMAN, and a angsty black girl.
3. An angry shota orders around a shounen ai Alucard to do his bidding. Shounen ai Alucard wants to eat him.
4. A loser with virtually no friends finds a triangle and makes friends and battles a bunch of homo erotics whilst becoming homo erotic himself.
5. Arabian Nights. Now with rainbow colored hair.

a guy who is immortal with a psychopathic older immortal older brother who is gay for him and the goood guy the first one mentioned has kick ass aim

older brother kill younger brothers bitch snd sends a horde of badasses after his little brother and little brother kills them all with the to hot girls he meets with another strangly drawn fuck named wolfwood and everyone dies its ffuggin dum but i love the idea

>>562 3 is Black Butler

>>562 Kill la Kill.

>>266 Danshi Koukousei no ninchijou

>>266 Danshi Koukousei no ninchijou

>>358 1. Persona 4 animation

Ok guess I'll take a crack at it.
1.So this bald kid is like the most powerful person on earth and everyone is betting on him to fuck up a badass king before some extra bad shit happens.
2. This angsty kid's mom gets killed by giants so he goes into the military with his two friends to eliminate all the giants himself.
3.So this guy gets stuck in a video game and comes out the biggest pussy magnet since Ron Jeremy.
4. This guy goes to a highschool where he makes friends with a lame ass blonde kid who has the hots for a karate girl who kicks his ass and a slew of girls who all want his babies, but only the red head actually gets his baby and she dies from it.
5. This guy gets kidnapped off his military vessel from a mercenary group that he is forced to join which consists of a crazy trigger happy chinese bitch, a hulking black dude, and Urahara's chain smoker cousin.

>>569
1. A:tLA
2. SnK
3. SAO
4. ... I'm not quite sure. I feel like I should know this, but I am rather tired right now.
5. BL

>>564 Kill La Kill is not on my list at all.

So this kid moves to a new city where he encounters a English Legend, and a demon. Along with multiple gangs, and two guys who beat the shit out of each other occasionally.

>>571 Whoops, forgot the number. Thought it was 5.

>>572 Durarara!!

A horny guy and his dandere little sister play games or sleep all day, and are sucked into a world where they play more games and sleep all day. They're OP and win everything. A somewhat useless former princess and an angel that drools over knowledge tags along with them, with the former there to help explain the plot for those who didn't get it the first time, and the latter there to help with nearly everything else.

>>574
NGNL.

An ambiguous albino and her goons try to make the world a better place by killing 700,000+ people. Along the way is some lesbian subtext, lots of accents, and Greg Ayres' character getting shot in the buttocks multiple times.

So this chick is like real strong and she got powers but she need to master them to keep the world safe from mofos who want to kill her and take it over

Some kid who's the son of whatever-the-fuck gets these powers of blue flames, & shit happens...

Some kid who's the son of whatever-the-fuck gets these powers of blue flames, & shit happens...

>>578 Blue Exorcist right?

This dumb kid gets tutored and theres parallel worlds~

This weird dude hangs around with his bratty little brother going around and randomly killing monsters for no fucking reason.

A shut in nerd goes outside for the first time in two years and shit happens

Girls with guns fight this clown dude. They use their 'womanly ways' to store their ammunition.

French title.

>>583 Kill la kill
>>582 SAO?

>>584 lol this guy

>>575 is still open

>>584 >Girls with guns

Kill la Kill did not contain guns for the most part. That is incorrect.

>>575 I seriously have no idea.
Although, I might like to watch it after someone guesses it based on that description.

>>575 My best guess is No.6.

>>587 Shion may have white hair, but I otherwise can't see how that sounds like No. 6 at all .-.

>>588 The killing 700 000+ people was the main reason.

>>178 God of High School

>>359 2. Ixion Saga DT

:L

Lolis with red eyes are the most powerful humans, the main character gets a loli harem that dies, and there are monsters.

>>591 Black Bullet

>>592 Yep.

Ten years old kid transforms into He-man to beat the shit out of a chimera and ends up half dead into hospital. One of his friend uses his crippled image to apply as president for some association full of psychopaths, the other friend is too busy with his little sister to care and the last one has been missing for 200 chapters.

girl in skimmpy outfit saves the world

A boy repeatedly rips his arm off to fight Lovecraftian clowns, resident omnicidal family of superhumans really hate ordinary humans, and butterflies and feathers are now terrifying on some deeply rooted level. Also, beware of giant robots, people with a perfect row of stigmata across their foreheads, and every other human being you pass on the street.

>>596 I needed a moment for this, but DGM.

>>594 Hunter x Hunter
>>595 Kill la Kill probably.

>>597 I had a feeling that was it for >>596 but got thrown off by the robots. I forgot the akuma are technically robotic weapons xD

>>596 Wait, feathers ? I don't remember feathers in DGM.

>>599 I don't think it was in the anime. That thing that Apocryphos does when he makes feathers sprout out of people's eyes.

>>600 Oh right, I had forgotten that thing. It's a fucking mess at that point.

Since birth an orphan outcast has to unwillingly look after a bad-tempered ginger mass murderer with trust issues. This orphan achieves the role of something which is somewhat close to a mercenary and within his squad is a psychotic genius intent on killing his misunderstood brother who is also a mass murderer. Also in the squad is a counter-productive ordinary girl who is infatuated with the genius but also the love interest of the orphan.
They battle against many foes using mystical energy and the power of friendship. Their foes include an immortal snake man, a group of traitors with a strict dress code of red and black, as well as a zombie, intent on hypnotising the world with his powerful partner, who at first was a humorous character existing solely for comic relief.

[Anime + Manga]

>>602
it took me a few seconds to realize what anime you were talking about lmao

wow tht is very descriptive >>602

>>597 Bingo

a 23 year old college drop out hikikiomori and his otaku kouhai decide to make "hentai games" but dont actually end up doing so. The hikikimori ends up getting addicted to p0rn and develops a lolita complex.

And I havent watched any more so far so yeah/

key phrase- "Hentai Games"

>>607 Welcome to the NHK.

Not about the anime, but about the Mugiwara crew:
The captain acts like an idiot. Likes meat.
The swordsman is always drinking and sleeping. Usually getting lost
The cook likes women so much.Pervert. Usually nosebleeding.
The navigator boobs grow at each episode. Gets angry easily.
The sniper is a liar
The doctor is a bit fearful
The archaeologist always thinks bad thinks could happen. "Maybe a sea monster has eaten the Navigator" she says.
The mechanist is a pervert and likes cola. Wears a king of swimsuit....
The musician is also a pervert. A skeeton with afro. And likes panties sooo much. Also likes "sleeping in Nami's legs" parties.

A guy makes 3 untrained and mentally-unstable children to operate three huge weapons he developed to fight biblical monsters he was researching with his (dead) wife in order to bring a better future to humanity in liquid form.

>>609 There isn't a challenge in guessing any of that....

A guy gets creamed by a car and dies instantly. His spirit is immediately put to work as a Ghost Cop who can point his finger at anything and fire a laser beam as long as he says the magic words.

It´s about spirals, drills, double helix, believing in yourself and cool sunglasses.

>>614 Is it Gurren Laggan.

Former perverted ass 30 year old something biker gang leader, man becomers a teacher so he could possibly rape his female high school students. He is possibly the worst teacher ever but hope to be the greatset teacher ever.

>>613 Yu Yu Hakusho

A delusional 18 y.o guy tries to create a time machine together with his childbood friend, a fat hacker and a tsundere assistant. Then everything gets fucked up.

>>617 Steins;Gate

Young girls with colorful hairs and colorful outfits fight weird monsters to save the world of little pushies

Criminal detectives fight against criminals and learn the truth of a system

The neitherworld king goes on an adventure with a trainee angel and a penguin loving demon

Okay, Okay! Its some blonde guy with weird hair and two chicks and they have this, like, group so they can make friends and play hentai or something. (I tried! XD)

A guy with a weird book that supposedly kills people. Like, he has to write dates, times and a whole lot of unnecessary stuff. and then there's this other guy, who can't even sit, tries to kill him in the process for killing other killers and stuff. (Seriously trying here! XD)

>>620 Second is obviously Death Note.

>>619 There are so many animes the first two can be ._.

>>619
Guessing the first two are Madoka Magica and Psycho-Pass.

>>620 First one is Haganai, I guess?

>>622 I´d guess the same.
Here´s mine:
It´s a sports anime where the important characters have weird hair coulor. There is a stupid ability every episode and the characters start sweating even if the game just began.

>>624 I can't think of more than one sports anime with color coded protagonists so Kuroko no Basket.

oh man speaking of which there's a short kid named Cole in my P.E. class this year and while we were shooting hoops, I'm 99% certain someone called him "Kurokole" and I was just kind of flabbergasted.

Unconfirmed.

Anecdote over.

>>622 I agree, though I have no idea what the third one is.

Okay, here's another one for ya'll: A young woman with wicked eye-shadow pulls an angsty teenage monologue about how boring life under the dome is, coincidentally just before everything turns from 'boring' to 'one unending mindfuck'. There are mysterious hive-mind dictators whose facial expressions never change, not even a little, there are robots who are in dire danger of developing souls, and there are a lot of references to ancient civilizations and the roots of Gnosticism.

>>627 You gave it away when you said 'dome'. Ergo Proxy.

>>628 I though the eye shadow made it pretty clear.

>>619 The only thing I could imagine for the third one would be Beelzebub, but if I recall correctly there's no penguin-loving demon...? Though I wouldn't bet on it, that show can be pretty crazy.

>>619 second is psycho pass?

>>622 correct
>>627 the third one is an anime that not a lot of people know, its made after a game

My favorite anime is probably the one with those guys that have the legs.

A bunch of friendless loser form a club to sexually harass each other

>>633 I love that anime.

A tsundere girl who can't speak to people without being mean goes to live at an exclusive apartment to be alone. Unfortunately, her parents hired a secret-service agent/stalker who knows everything about her to protect her. This bishie follows her every whim like a dog. She learns the value of friendship throughout the series and the stalker guy/secret-service agent and her fall in love. Oh yeah, and they're all descended from monsters.

>>635 Inu Boku SS~

>>634 Ouran high school host club?? Free??

An angry German kid, a yellow coconut, and the last known Asian fly around in bondage gear fighting giant naked eunuchs.

That's probably really obvious so here's another: A clingy guy who looks like a girl, a tough guy with a huge scar who just wants to be loved, a guy who eats a lot and crushes on a girl named after a colour, and an angsty bishie guy who's in love with a plant travel through a post apocalyptic world to search for paradise.

These kids live in a really big ass city and they make a gang cause they cray-cray. This skinny guy goes outside because his computer told him to. He joins the gang and the leader's father/caretaker wants to kill all of them for some reason, oh-and he's a snake. Now at the climax this chick in a maid costume suddenly has her hair float and it creates a time loop.

>>634 Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai or The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya?

>>638 This is so obviously Mekakucity Actors.

>>633 Nabari no Ou?

a guy find a book and becomes a mass murderer all while stalking someone who only ever eats cake

>>642 Death Note

>>634 Setokai Yakindomo? (Did I spell that right?)

>>637 First is AOT/SNK. I feel like I know the second but :l

A horny virgin gets transported to another world and goes on an adventure with a transwoman, a kid more intelligent than I am, a buff guy who's a fury, and a flying squirrel who likes BDSM. They have an enemy who loses his balls due to combat.

>>644 Ixion Saga DT

a bunch of hot guys who have tea parties with dress up days

>>646 Ouran High School Host Club :3

a bunch of high-schoolers try to keep an other high school girl entertainedso reality won't end.

>>648 Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Some quiet dolphin guy joins some club with his whale guy friend and becomes friends with a butterfly obsessed megane and races his shark boyfriend for some reason before he has a mental breakdown which leaves us fans in puddles and puddles of tears while his shark friends jealous boyfriend cries in crippling pain bcause he cANY FULFILL HIS DREAM OF BEING FOREVER FRIENDS WITH HIS SHARK 'FRIEND'

some guy, gets stuck in a game and is unable to return to reality.

>>650 Free!
>>651 SAO?

>>651 I can think of literally 5 animes for this be more specific pls.

bump

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A bunch of gay teenage basketball players.

>>656 Kuroko no Basuke .o.

Well know they they want it up the butt.

A gay swimmer met his old bf that became incredibly bitch and stuff. The gay swimmer creates a club with more gay swimmers and a fujoshi, who is the ex-bf's sister.

Trying but I can't seem to get this right...

>>658 Free!

Yeah, you guys are making it too easy.

Nobody answered the first or third ones in >>381 so.

1) Cuticle Detective Inaba
3) ...actually ignore this one I messed the description up ;-;

1. An ex-vampire meets this underweight psychopath girl who attacks him and threatens to kill him. He then brings her to a middle-aged man in an abandoned building so they can make her gain weight by killing crabs. About a week or so later he finds a lost 10 year old girl so he decideds to physically and sexually assault her. This makes the pyschopath girl realize that she loves him and the two of them start dating. Later on he's nearly murdered by a lesbian girl from his school who's had a crush on his girlfriend for years, so the two of them quickly become close friends. When visiting a shrine with the lesbian girl as a job for the middle-aged man mentioned earlier, he meets one of his younger sister's friends who had known a few years ago. Him and the lesbian girl take her back to his house so they can see her naked. A while later he's attacked by a friend of his with a split personality. She nearly kills him, but then some little girl comes out of nowhere and saves him in return for donuts.

2. A crazy guy witnesses a girl get murdered so he texts his friend about it. Then everyone tells him he's crazy and that nobody got murdered. The dead girl then joins his club of idiots and they microwave bananas so they can turn them green. While this is happening, he meets a self-proclaimed time traveler online and they talk to each other about saving the world from an evil organization with text messages and bananas.

>>661 2 is Steins;Gate

>>661 1 is Bakemonogatari

1. a king that's way too full of himself, next-genration-Kira, a guy who loves giving ppl the silent treatment, a stuffed bunny crossed with cake and a human being, fred and george, and a cross-dresser who's the king's daughter all play dress up and yeah.

2. A sadistic psycho tries to kill his lover, a guy's finger gets chopped off, then reattached, a scaredy-cat, the 2 most idiotic characters to ever be seen and others try to get back an elixir thingymabobber.

>>664
1. Ouran High School Host Club
2. Baccano!

>>664

The first one is Ouran host club. :D

>>637 the second one is Wolf rain

>>667 See I felt like I new the second one but I couldnt think of it and it all makes sense now!

A girl keeps trying to kill an immortal. Also glasses are of import.

>>668 Kyoukai no Kanata, glasses and sister fetish, best show ever :D

A simple minded clueless meat loving boy that has a stretchable rubber body with brother issues, a sword maniac marimo head with absolutely no sense of direction that falls asleep often and a sake addict, a bossy money loving theif with serious mommy problems that uses her sex appeal to save herself from some situations, an easily frightened, anxious, insecure, compulsive liar coward that has the "can't get on this island" disease, the prince of dumb ass kingdom, perverted flirting ero cook that enjoys smoking and attacks using his legs, wears a suit and a shitty cook, a cotton candy loving naive tanuki doctor, a fearless smart calm woman with a macabre side to her, a stubborn over compassionate hentai robot, a music loving gentleman panties obsessed skeleton that is scared of ghosts that loves making skull jokes, they all travel the oceans on a big sunny looking ship looking for a treasure

>>670 One Piece ^^

Perverted siscon masochist immortal boy with a hero complex is obsessed in saving every chick around him and falls for a homicidal maniac with a stapler and scissors. Additionally tends to draw every kind of diluded supernatural turmoil around him existing since the invention of monster tales, while occasionally harassing a grade-schooler. Conversations most of the times make no sense at all, almost as though they were a waste of time.

A guy with terrible hair is fishing and he catches a cross between a snowman a dog and I don't even know, then finds out that thing knows a weird old guy who has a magic sword-shaped stone that blows things up. The weird-hair-guy and the mutant dog thing go on magical journey to find the best blacksmith in the history of the world who can make them a sword for the magic rock. Then they meet an insane gambler that shoots everything and an emo who has a bunch of nails in his face. They go to take down an evil organization using other magic rocks for evil.

So there's this guy who has massive anger management issues and apparently turns into a giant called Titan and beat the shit out of other titans just because his hometown was destroyed and his mom was nom-ed by a titan and his father disappears to nowhere leaving a key to their basement. Then he goes to training where he could be a an actual soldier and murder his other kind and turns out kids from his batch are assholes who are titans themselves causing all the shitty problems inside the walls, this anime is so fucked up, you actually enjoy watching it.

Five homos who love swimming and compete in competitions.

>>674 Aw, man, I wonder what it is.

>>672 Rave Master?

>>674 it is Free! isn't it xD

For some reason, I having a hard time doing this challenge.

>>673 That's just a regular description..? :T

>>678 Yeah, it's tough to get good ones down, especially since a lot of them have already been done.

I'm still real proud of my >>72 (#2, Black Dynamite woop woop).

An asexual psychopath with a fucked up sense of justice who's constantly bored with his perfectly fine life stumbles upon a notebook and decides to rid the world of criminals by commiting 100 x as many crimes as them.Meanwhile,a blonde bimbo tries to steal his virginiy while another asexual diabethic weird looking guy tries to send the above mentioned psycho to jail because he's also bored and has a fucked up sense of justice.

>>680
Death Note

>>679
Barabi, this is beautiful and I'm angry at myself for not realizing it. You have won this thread.

also since it's been over two months and no one's got >>575, it's Jormungand.

>>681 I made it pretty obivious,didn't I? xD

>>681 see >>418
And thank you again :3

>>683
Just goes to show that even when I know I know the answer, I still know nothing because that description is the description to end all descriptions.

Yes.

some unlucky bastard with immunity to superpowers has some mini-loli nun, crash onto his balcony. The loli nun calls bullshit and challenges him to destroy her magic robs, when he succeeds, her clothes blow up and she bites the shit out of him. Then a bunch of assholes with magic bullshit try to kill him. He ends up calling them little wusses solving the problem his self, losing his memories in the process. He spends the rest of his unlucky days with no idea what the fuck is going on as asshole after asshole tries to kill him or kills someone around him, but he's to much of a dumb fuck to just let them die

>>685 I did only read like the first line, it´s To aru majutsu no index.

So, it´s a movie about those people living underground and than this one girl falls into a pit and she survives the fall and ends up on the surface but she if falling toward the sky but this guy helps her and then the wierd ass gouvernent religion thing with it´s obligatory evil leader trys to capture the girl because she is like falling towards the sky if she isn´t holding on to something lika a tree or a boy and people shouldn´t do that. Ohh and people aren´t allowed to look into the sky, that´s a crime somehow. Oh and it´s a movie and it´s wonderful.

>>686 Patema Inverted

>>686 Still just a normal description.

Blood. Lad.

>>652 Correct!

>>685

Toaru no index or something, forgot the name.

It's about lesbians and school politics.

>>692 MariaHolic?

>>693 Nope! :3

This guy is a know-it-all, but we all have stockholm syndrome because he is socially awkward.

^

We have 2 mentally unstable people, one of which can throw a vending machine, and everyone else is either shy or way too outspoken. By the way, if you're not important in this anime, you don't deserve to be colored.

A suicidal vampire, an amnesiac, a cannibal, and a dude with anger managment issues walk into a store...

A bunch of ancient pussy whipped men fight each other in order to protect to selfish and deranged girls with serious sleeping and eating disorders so that they can continue being pussy whipped by said girls. Also contains incest, pedophelia and bestiality.

*two -_-

>>697 I think there are more than just *two* mentally unstable people in this anime, let's be honest

>>698 Vampire Knight?

main character: cnat catch me gay thoughts
main character: FUCK

A guy goes all delusional and believes he has tons of super powers in Middle school. The guy eventually recovers in high school. He meets a girl who still thinks she's a powerful mythical person because her contact lens is golden. They meet when she climbs down a rope into his house. She has a friend with way long pigtails that she has weighted and she gets tied up a lot with it. There's a cheerleader who used to be delusional and is forced to join so she can protect her secret and then gets the pigtail girl to drink milk. The first girl has an eyepatch to cover her lens and has a sister who has made ladle skills. The sister usually hits a girl with serious sleeping disorders and can dodge in her sleep but is not so agile in real life. The boy has a friend who has to shave his head for ranking the girls in his class and isn't very mentionable to the story. The eyepatch girl gets cured of her delusions and so does the pigtail girl but in result the sleepy girl gets the eyepatch's delusions. The boy realizes that it was his fault that the eyepatch girl got her delusions in the first place. The boy tries to get the eyepatch girl to regain her delusions and so does the pigtail girl.

later the boy and eyepatch girl end up living together and the sister approves of it when the boy's not worthy of mention sister comes in. Then the eyepatch gets jealous when the boy's childhood friend who got him delusional, Eyepatch starts to lose her powers and needs patient zero's help to regain it. the patient zero refalls in love with the boy and tries to fight an imaginary monster to get over it. You then realize that the delusional girls objectives were really just masks for their personal traumas. which they never got over.

>>704 Only read the first three sentences - Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai!

A boy that has a huge ugly arm that transforms into whatever to destroy demons and his friends. Each of them have their own ugly weapons--

no. i can't do dis. T-T

>>671 Well nobody tried to guess it and it's been posted since a couple of weeks, so I guess I'll shoot it down: Bakemonogatari.

Bump ^^

>>692 Mine was Strawberry Panic

>>706 d.gray man?

wow
nice bad discription

Durarara: Alternating between the perspectives of high schoolers and criminals
HunterxHunter: A 12 year old kid who spends his life with older men looking for his father who abandoned him before he was born
Btooooom!: An unemployed 23 year old male who spends all his time playing games and before he gets #1 best player in the world he gets sent to an island to fight to the death with 30 other people

>>712 You're not supposed to say what anime you're describing. Also your descriptions could be worse.

well the titans are eating people and erens sister is japanese as soon as eren goes through peuberty he turns into a giant sex offender and kills his own race then armin is gay rainbows everywhere jean is a fucking horse man and they fight for a wall but then a girl makes her way to the center with one thing on her mind fuck shit up but eren spots her tits and goes through peuberty turns into a titan but turns out blonde tits gets horny and they both become giant sex offenders and then the whole season is filled with gays clean freaks lezbos fat chicks and hormones.

>>714 wow, what could this possibly be?

>>715 I think it's No Game, No Life.

>>716 Personally, my money's on Future Diary.

>>717 Are you sure it's not Naruto?

>>718 Sounds somewhat similar to bible black tho

>>719 Definitely Doraemon.

All right, there's these two boys, yeah? They've had a shitty childhood and survived but they're fucked up because of it. So they threaten to blow shit up but always make riddles so the fuzz can keep things from going kaboom, and you never really find out why they want things to not blow up.
And there's this one where two other boys tried to bring his mom back to life but loses his left leg and his brother's soul. He gives up his arm to get his brother back and gets some swanky prosthetics and they go around trying to find the secret of bringing humans back to life.
Oh, and I really love the one where the guy has this cool monster arm and he fights these ugly things with stars on their bodies and this fat man who's always smiling.
Plus let's not forget the one where that dude who becomes half cannibal monster and struggles with balancing his humanity and cannibalistic urges. Poor kid, doesn't have a place to belong.

>>721 All right, let's do this. *cracks knuckles*
Terror in Resonance
Fullmetal Alchemist
D.Gray-man
Tokyo Ghoul