reilyx(reirei) doesn't want to remake it, so I'll take his spot for him to be nice.

I wish that most games had better endings.

>>1 Granted, but the beginnings snd middle parts are HORRIBLE.

I wish dinosaurs once again roamed the Earth.

Fucking seriously? Try harder god damnit.

>>3 Ehh... Lay off... Could not think of anything 'cool' to say...

>>4 it's sleep, just let him say what he wants.

>>4 i wasnt talking to you. Was talking to hastash for being a fail op

>>6 Oh, sorry. I thought my wish was stupid, so naturally when you said that, I assumed it was directed at me. Enough derailing. Back to the wishes!

>>6 mmmmmk, someone else might as well make it better then?

oh haha, I just saw 1336 on the other thread

guess I was a bit late ^__^''

but yeah bad OP is bad

I wish for more shooting stars! Thus, more wishes!

But if wishing for wishes is invalid, then I wish for more desserts in my daily life. Like those sweet roll things at Asian buffets. Those things are heaven.

>>2 Granted, but the dinosaurs bring along their gigantic asteroid magnets, causing asteroids to crash on earth, wiping out all life - again.

Ah wells, we'll just have to wait a few hundred more posts for a new op...

I wish physics made sense.

>>11 Granted, but physics already made sense, so now it makes double sense.

I wish imbeciles would stop 'spidermanning'.

>>12 Granted, but now they have started a new trend with 'Supermanning'

I wish i could fly

>>12 Granted, but now they have started a new trend with 'Supermanning'

I wish i could fly

>>16 Granted, you have the power to fly into walls.

I wish Hashers wrote a better OP for this thread.

>>17 Granted, but he undid it right before he posted.

I wish I had a cupcake.

>>18 Granted, your cupcake poisons you and eats your entrails.

I wish I could have some fried rice.

>>19 Granted, it's overly burnt and gets you sick.

I wish there wasn't a gun threat on a close by school.

(>>17 :| not my fault I can't undo it)

>>20 Sure~ The gun threat is now in YOUR school~

I wish the applesauce will still exist tomorrow morning~ :3 nom

Granted, it tastes bad.

Someone make a wish for meh.

I wish for all anime to have satisfying endings.

>>24 Granted, you wish for the death of all humanity.

I wish I had a beutiful harem of girlfriends.

Granted, but they're all tsunderes.

See >>25 for wish.

>>27 Granted, all animes have satisfying endings, but they get so boring that you decide to never again watch anime.

I wish to have a bunch of cute dogs.

Granted, they eat your face in your sleep.

I wish for a time machine.

>>29 Granted, you go back in time when the dinasours were around and your time machine is squished leaving you in the dinasour era.

I wish I had more time to write this paper.

>>30
Granted. You just stopped time. And it won't restart until you die of old age. BUT YOU CAN'T DIE OF OLD AGE BECAUSE YOU STOPPED TIME!

I wish that computers didn't have viruses.

>>31 Granted, you now have a virus and you die a low painful death.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

>>32 SLOW*

>>32 not sick anymore. You are now dead.

I wish I can see subatomic particles~

>>34 Granted, in order to see subatomic particles you bacame one and will never turn human again.

I wish to I could live forever.

>>35 immortal paralysis. You live forever but yea.. you're paralyzed.

I wish I can paint all my stoner dreams~ :D

>>36 Granted, you're so stoned, you became the paint.

I wish for a box!

Granted, but you get trappe under it, duck.

I fish wish.

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>>39 LOL

>>38 Granted, now fish will rain down on you.

I wish for gummy bears to come alive!

>>38 Granted,the wish you where fishing for is fishing you,and it eats you whole,where you boil painfully in its stomache, wishing for fishes who make wishes with wishes that never come.

I wish for geometry not tosuck so much.

>>39 Hehehehehehe.

>>41 Granted. You turn into a fish. I am now your king.

.hsiw hsif I

>>39 FTW LIKE A BOSS

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>43 Granted. You five senses have become incredibly powerful. From smell to touch, nothing escapes you. You quickly become overwhelmed by these new capabilities and are slowly driven insane. Good luck.

I wish I had all the sweets in the world.

>>46 your*

Granted, but then you get diabetes and die.

I wish for silence.

The written word as well as sign language are now the most common things in the world. sound no longer exist. Crime and accidents are now on the rise due to lack of being able to hear what's coming and avoid it. such incidents include things like : murder, rape, car accidents, and theft amongst other things.

I wish for >>50's success.