1 Name: RyuKente!nPTippytOo : 2012-09-10 20:51 ID:+IKgA0pj [Del]
This thread could get offensive at some point.
Those strange little relationships that you associate between items.
E.G. and post #1
Tropical Punch Kool-aid is red, blood is red. So therefore blood is Tropical Punch Kool-aid
2 Name: Chrome !CgbeICNblQ : 2012-09-11 05:29 ID:7s+ULaJQ [Del]
This thread is dumb.
OP is a faggot.
Therefore OP is a dumb faggot.
/thread
3 Name: Maru-Kai !FzZsxghPjA : 2012-09-11 14:33 ID:vSu7dHbL [Del]
This thread has potential......too bad I can't think of anything right now....
4 Name: Maru-Kai !FzZsxghPjA : 2012-09-11 14:34 ID:vSu7dHbL [Del]
Oh, wait! Whoever gets this wins a cookie:
Bleach is mostly water, and we are mostly water, therefor, we are bleach. Drink up!
5 Name: RyuKente!nPTippytOo : 2012-09-11 17:07 ID:+IKgA0pj [Del]
>>2 eh whatevs...lolz xD
>>4 nice xD
Sperm is white, Milk is white. Therefore milk is sperm. Food for thought :3
6 Name: Em !1PZuOSuEBg : 2012-09-11 17:09 ID:ClUbepy/ [Del]
>>5 That's kind of ew. ._.
7 Name: Maru-Kai !FzZsxghPjA : 2012-09-11 17:46 ID:vSu7dHbL [Del]
Black people are brown. Shit is brown. Therfore, Black people are shit.
8 Name: Crisis !JjfHYEcdHQ : 2012-09-11 17:59 ID:I8UEXbd+ [Del]
>>7 Ooooooooohhhhh. I'm telling Forte on you :P
9 Name: RyuKente!nPTippytOo : 2012-09-11 18:18 ID:+IKgA0pj [Del]
>>7 lol.
glass is clear, water is clear. So therefore glass is water. Take a sip.
10 Name: bang-bang : 2012-09-11 18:56 ID:tQbbic08 [Del]
I don't understand this thread:/
11 Name: Black!BLACKFJv1Q : 2012-09-11 19:00 ID:gZMusQ4c [Del]
>>10X looks like Y so X is Y.
Simple as that.
>>7Well, we had to have racism eventually.
12 Name: RyuKente!nPTippytOo : 2012-09-11 19:09 ID:+IKgA0pj [Del]
>>10 errr...comepare two objects. can be anything, then yeah phrase it like previous statements. blah blah blah...really quite simple. usually kind of humorous though.
E.G #2
Rebecca Black is female, The queen of an ant colony is female. Therefore rebecca black is an ant. Kill it with fire. <---idek xD
13 Name: RyuKente!nPTippytOo : 2012-09-11 19:15 ID:+IKgA0pj [Del]
14 Name: Maru-Kai !FzZsxghPjA : 2012-09-11 20:38 ID:vSu7dHbL [Del]
Apple juice is orange-ish. Gasoline is orange-ish. Therefore, apple jiuce is gasoline.
15 Name: anubis!AnUBiS6/LQ : 2012-09-11 21:12 ID:XIfuYxFT [Del]
I have a headache. Tumors cause headaches. I have a tumor!
(I think we all know someone who has done this if we haven't done it ourselves)
Vegetarians don't eat meat. Cows don't eat meat. Vegetarians are cows and it is therefore socially acceptable to eat them.
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17 Name: MobileName !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-09-11 21:40 ID:VFMqEagO [Del]
Medicine tastes bad. Worms tate bad. So, medicine must be worms. No wonder I hate it so.
18 Name: RyuKente!nPTippytOo : 2012-09-11 22:19 ID:+IKgA0pj [Del]
I give no fucks, batman gives no fucks. So therefore i am batman!
19 Name: Doremo : 2012-09-12 17:23 ID:8dW1kUlg [Del]
Bump
20 Name: RyuKente!nPTippytOo : 2012-09-12 17:25 ID:+IKgA0pj [Del]
>>19 Yay Bumps! :3
Cream of wheat tastes gross, snot tastes gross. So therefore Cream of wheat is snot. :P
21 Name: hvymtlcwby : 2012-10-03 11:21 ID:iuKROrI4 [Del]
The living dead are zombies. Students with cell phones out while walking around campus are zombies. Therefore, students ARE THE LIVING DEAD! ! ! MUST KILL THEM ALL!
22 Name: Maru-Kai !FzZsxghPjA : 2012-10-03 15:26 ID:vFt4XBNr [Del]
English tea is hot. Hot chicks are hot Therefore, hot chicks are english tea.
23 Name: Alexavier : 2012-10-03 21:49 ID:X9sGNsTQ [Del]
Snakes are evil. Gangsters are supposidly evil. There fore Snakes are gangsters,
24 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-10-04 00:48 ID:2fl6Dx1r [Del]
I'm nice to people I like, snakes are nice; thus, I am a snake.
25 Name: Derpy Hooves : 2012-10-04 09:01 ID:6+G22PfV (Image: 800x600 jpg, 44 kb) [Del]
(Dirty joke incoming)
I am horny. Unicorns has horns. There for, I am an Alicorn!
26 Name: RyuKente!nPTippytOo : 2012-10-04 09:10 ID:l1mLUU2z [Del]
My Little Pony is for little girls, Bronies watch My Little Pony, therefore Bronies are little girls.
27 Name: Derpy Hooves : 2012-10-04 10:37 ID:6+G22PfV [Del]
^o^
Guy
In
Real
Life
Lulz. Apparently if you are a girl, you are a guy. That makes me a guy! Teehee! Perfect.
28 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-10-14 20:40 ID:qZZi0w5X [Del]
Bleach is mostly water. We are mostly water. Therefor, we are bleach.
29 Name: Maru-Kai !FzZsxghPjA : 2012-10-14 20:51 ID:3NtmGFLl [Del]
>>28 Metalocalypse. I already know that one.
Hitler was a nationalist. Conservatives are usually nationalist. Therefore, Conservatives are Nazis.
30 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-10-14 23:26 ID:h4jdHyM+ [Del]
Link is amazing with bows and swords; people in Runescape can use both; thus, Runespace characters wearing green are Link.
31 Name: !C8Hypela/M!!/fN+hj5w : 2020-05-21 11:49 ID:IGGKTJqP [Del]
Dude, we need to revive this one.
Computer needs to sleep. I need to sleep. Therefore I'm a computer!
Lame, I know.
32 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2020-05-26 22:39 ID:JGEk0sCZ [Del]
Nail gun shoots metal. Stapler also shoots metal. Therefore I could use my nail gun to staple my paper!
33 Name: Donna : 2020-05-30 04:44 ID:6JBugJBI [Del]
Nobody is perfect. I'm a nobody. Therefore, I'm perfect. ;)
34 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2020-05-30 04:48 ID:rHvCA6RG [Del]
35 Name: ngrtdgr : 2020-05-31 18:07 ID:LCue1k0P [Del]
How to make munitions
Step 1, steal id card and paste you photo on id card
Step 2, walk casually into local airfield or army base and steal munitions. Step 4, profit
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37 Name: Donna !3GqYIJ3Obs : 2020-06-05 05:57 ID:43GqtUvz [Del]
Today means present. Present means gift. Therefore, today is a gift.
Cherish it. ^-^
38 Name: Axolotl : 2020-06-07 10:10 ID:KvmLanZK [Del]
Water is cool. You're made out of water. Therefore you're made out of coolness.
39 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2020-06-07 12:49 ID:FFds+IUa [Del]
>>38>>37 Both of these emitted positive vibes, nice!
40 Name: Raytzeelll!RafRKzorUQ : 2020-06-08 09:19 ID:elO/Ib4x [Del]
Thoughts are abstract, mental construction. The tool with which we confirm our own existence is our mind, so our thoughts. Therefore, we are not real.
41 Name: Donna !3GqYIJ3Obs : 2020-06-08 12:09 ID:ZmnyxnEr [Del]
