Okay, so I just had an idea for a potentially fun thread. Hopefully you guys'll like it, and if not, please don't shoot me for trying to think of a fun thread.

Basically, it's what I call the 'Would You Rather' game. One person posts two choices ("Would you rather ___ or __?"), and then the next person gives their answer and sets the next two choices. It works in the same way as the wishing thread, basically.

There's only one rule to this game:
You can't answer with a choice that isn't there. You may only choose from the choices given to you.

Okay, I'll start:

Would you rather have six eyes (all on your face) or ten arms?

>>1 Ten arms, It'd be more useful and less creepy.

Would you rather be forced to listen to Justin Bieber's 'Baby' for ten hours straight or Rebecca Black's 'Friday' for ten hours straight?

JB's "Baby"

Would you rather have sex with a really hot guy/girl who has a horrible personality or a really ugly guy/girl with a great one?

>>3 Uuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!! I would have to listen to Justin Biebers "Baby" because PewDiePie sang it! LMAO!! BROFIST~

Would you rather wear a maid outfit and act like a maid in public or wear a tutu and act like a ballerina in public?

>>4 to >>2

>>3 Got damn it!! XDDD Another hard question... the second one.

>>4 French maid all the way.

Would you rather take a burningly hot shower or an ice cold bath?

>>4 Maid outfit and acting like a maid, because not only are maids awesome. I could even be a glasses maid.

Would you rather have all dreams come true with a 10% chance of insta-death or have all your nightmares come true to your worst enemy with a 50% chance of insta-death(for you)?

Did that make sense? I feel like it didnt...

>>7 Ninja'd ;T

>>8 *Shakes fist angrily* I'll get you someday XD

While I'm here, >>6 Burningly hot shower 'cause that's what I try to do anyway(otherwise, I just don't feel clean...)

Would you rather cheat on a significant other with a douche or have your sig. other cheat on you with someone ugly.

>>9 You fucking ninja'd me.. I was totally solving the ninja issue, and you fucking ninja'd me..

me cheat with a douche

>>6 ice cold bath
>>7 all dreams come true with 10% chance of instadeath

Would you rather have everyone love you so much they stalk you or have everyone hate you?

Love.
Would you rather spend the night in an abandoned house or an abandoned space station.

>>12 So much they stalked, I think I can deal with that.

Would you rather never clean your house/apartment/box/residence and yourself/possessions or be obsessively clean and constantly do so to the point that you ended living in a white room with tissue boxes for shoes?

>>13 Ninja'd
What is up with the ninja-ing on this thread...

>>13 Space station. I could brag about being in space.

Would you rather live a short life, and know about the secrets of the universe, or be immortal?

>>16 Immortal, think of all the extra reading time.

Would you rather be on a reality show with extreme payoff but high mortality rate(think hunger games) or a drama with dirt cheap pay but no mortality rate?

The reality show, no pain, no gain

Be a millionaire and die young, or an immortal hobo

>>19 Am I a happy/clean hobo and how young is young?

dirty hobo but is has a good attitude about it
and like mid to late 20's young

>>21 Die young as millionaire.

Would you rather have your feet bound(like in ancient china) or sell your virginity(like a geisha)?

geisha, i can still run away...

would you rather eat a worm from a decaying tree stump or eat your own dog?

Eat my own dog. At least I can roast it.

Would you rather have hands where your feet should be, or feet where your hands should be?

>>24 hands because feet credible out.

Lick a street sign in winter or spend 5 hours with Andy Dick.

>>24 hands because feet creep me out.

Lick a street sign in winter or spend 5 hours with Andy Dick.

>>26 Street Sign.

>>26 street sign.

Would you rather be thrown into the air and splat on the ground in a horrifyingly brutal manner, or be screwed over several times by a magnificent bastard/chessmaster who has it out for you?

Be screwed over several times.

Would you rather live your life in a zombie apocalypse or be captured by an alien race forced to live their culture?

Alien race. :|

Would you rather be completely bald (and be unable to wear a wig for some reason), or have hair everywhere? And by everywhere, I mean everywhere.

Bald. It would be the less itchier option...

Would you rather go to a party naked (can't ask anyone to clothe you or make clothes out of random fabric) or go dancing in a gay bar where most of them are too drunk and horny to care if you're a boy or girl?

>>31 Ehh.. Being surrounded by a bunch of horny men who care not for gender, that can't possibly end well...

I'd go with the first option, hoping everyone is too drunk at that party to care if I'm naked or not. XD

>>31 Ehh.. Being surrounded by a bunch of horny men who care not for gender, that can't possibly end well...

I'd go with the first option, hoping everyone is too drunk at that party to care if I'm naked or not. XD

>>31 Gay bar. Gay bar all the way.

Would you rather make out with a family member or your worst enemy?

>>34 worst enemy.. just to confuse them..

Would you rather lick peanut-butter off of a monkey's lips or a hobo's foot?

>>35 Like I said feet creep me out so monkey's lip.

Would you rather kill Hitler or Stalin? Keep in mind Stalin killed more people.

>>36 I was going to think it through and weigh up the detailed consequences of each one, but screw it, I can't be bothered. Stalin, just because. (What he did had more effect on my ancestors than what Hitler did anyway.)

Would you rather die of being chainsawed to death or of being thrown into a giant meat grinder?

Chainsawed to death. At least I'll be less likely to be eaten after I die.

Would you rather eat a human toe or a human finger?

human toe, more meat

would you rather be stabbed in the gut to death or shot in the gut to death?

>>39 I'd rather be shot.

Would you rather have lots of ok (not good, but not bad) sex for 3 months straight and then no sex for a year, or really bad sex for a year and then really good sex for 3 months? (Idk...)

>>40 I have to go with the 3 months non- stop sex and then no sex for a year.

Would you rather : kiss a plastic cat, while its eye twitch and meows in slow motion or eat a dogs tail?

>>41 I've never had dog so I'm willing to try something new.

Would you rather have sex with a really obvious cross dresser or hook up with a family member. (note if your a guy the tranny's a guy and if your a girl she's a girl.)

>>42 Well because I love my family too dame much im just going to have to take the dick note: I cant be pitching since you need a boner to do that.

Would you rather kill a box of kittens or a box of puppies?

A box of puppies. I'm a cat lover, yo.

Would you rather be the road or the car?

the car, i would'nt want to be drove on with cars and have hot tar poored on me.
My turn:
Would you rather, have an unlimited amount of money or have animal ears and/or tail?
(me: animal ears and tail, preferably cat)

Unlimited amount of money, no contest.

Would you rather be murdered or be the murderer?

>>46 Murderer, I think it wouldn't be too much of a surprise for me to suddenly snap.

Would you rather marry a favorite sibling(if you don't have one a pet) or your favorite parent(if you don't have one, any guardian/adult will do)(Also in this you're unrelated but like step-relatives(Kiss X Sis scenario))?

>>47 Sibling. I mean step-siblings are only related by law.

Would you rather get shot in the breasts/testicles or be forced to read Twilight or this other terrible book series i've heard of on this site?

I'd rather be shot, Twilight is horrible.

Would you rather kill someone to bring back a dead loved one, or leave the person you have to kill (in order to bring back the other person) alive?

>>49 I'd kill the person only to bring him back to live.

Would you rather have a Carry experience at the prom, or watch an episode of Bill Cosby that had absolutely no jokes in it?

I choose to watch an episode of Bill Cosby that had absolutely no jokes in it, hey, most of the time, if a tv show is not that interesting to me, I sometimes sleep~
Would you rather live with your family(anyone, czns,bros,sis)
or with your friends?
(this happens in asia alot, because sometimes the school you want to go to is far and you have no choice but to stay with someone else)

I'd live with my friends, it would be more fun. For a while, anyway.

Would you rather be incredibly rich but completely alone, or poor but surrounded by people who love you?

Poor with people who love me. If they love me, they'll give me money B)

Would you rather eat baby food for the rest of your life, or eat peanut butter for the rest of your life?

Peanut Butter, I disliked the taste of baby food even as a baby....

Would you rather get raped by a donkey or get stung by a hundred bee's?

Stung by 100 Bee's so I can yell out "NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAAAH!'

Would you rather get a long metal stick lodged in your body or stabbed 50-100 times?

Have the stick lodged in my body. You never said where, so it would be lodged in my hand.

Would you rather have to clean ahorders room, or drink up all of the water in a lake.

Horder's room. Just like cleaning my sis's room.

Would you rather die or be sick for the rest of your life?

I'd rather die. There's no need to prolong the suffering.

Would you rather be completely deaf or completely blind?

i rely on all but one of my sences (all but taste). if i lost eather of those two senses i'd rather be dead.

would you rather:
be a wizard on Fairy Tail or be a hanyo(half deamon)on Inuyasha

>>60

> "You can't answer with a choice that isn't there. You may only choose from the choices given to you."
> "I'd rather be dead."

You're doing it wrong. :|

>>62 I like the way they did it better.

But anyway.

>>61 Hanyo from Inuyasha.

Would you rather willingly participate in a porno or have a sex tape taking by your boyfriend/girlfriend in secret get leaked?

If you found yourself strapped to an IV, would you rather have it filled with period blood or diarrhea?

>>64 You're doing it wrong.

>>63 I'd rather willingly participate in a porno.

Would you rather die of cancer or be burned at the stake?

>>66 Burned at the stake.

Would you rather snort glass or take a wire brush in the ass?

Snort glass, why? Why not!?

Would you rather jump off a ten story building willingly or be pushed off?

Be pushed off, at least that way it means I wasn't suicidal.

Would you rather kiss an alpaca or a giraffe?

>>69 Giraffe. They 're way cooler.

Would you rather have sex with Richard Simmons or a really old and wrinkly Johnny Depp?

>>70 Johnny Depp, cause at least he would have the financial stability.

Would you rather listen to the chorus to "Rumor Has it" for 3 hours or slowly drive a screwdriver under each of your toenails

>>71 Listen to the chorus of "Rumor Has It"

Would you rather put flavored ice cubes in water or normal ice cubes in flavored water?

>>71 Rumor has it. I am not into physical pain....hehe
Would you rather meet America (Hetalia) or meet the President?

>>73 Ninja'd.

oh? I'll answer both.
>>72 normal ice cubes in flavored water. It just seems more...normal.
>>73 Honestly I could care less about the president. So America.

Would you rather snort wasabi or get hot sauce poured in you eyes?

>>75 Snort wasasbi. God do I love wasabi. I mean, I love hot sauce too, but I think it would be more painful to pour it in your eyes than to snort wasabi.

Would you rather drink toilet water or white chocolate flavored seltzer?
(Psst. This is a trick question.)

>>76 Well it's a good thing I'm not stupid so the white choc seltzer.

Would you rather go back in time to stop the holocaust or give yourself the winning lotto numbers. (note: this time travel is paradox free but no one will know you stopped Hitler.)

>>77 It didn't matter. They would have tasted the same anyway.

Herm. My moral side says that I should stop the holocaust, but my regular side says the world ended up fine in the end. There's no such thing as paradox-free time travel. So, yeah. Winning lottery numbers and ticket.

Would you rather get really well-made clothing second-hand or buy cheaply made clothing from a department store?

Second-hand, for sure! I don't care what people say, I like my thrift stores. x3

Would you rather be blind for the rest of your life starting today or deaf?

I'd rather be blind. There are more blind artists than deaf musicians, after all.

Would you rather be given the skill and materials to make your own clothing or buy your own clothing premade?

I'd rather buy my clothing. Skill or no skill, I'm too lazy.

Would you rather go back in time to change a regret, or become a billionaire?

Become a billionaire. Regrets are important - they are part of what made you, you. It would be stupid to change something like that at the risk of changing who are you are now.

Would you rather listen to Rebecca Black sing "Friday" or have someone screaming in your ear?

-Rebecca Black sing "Friday"
-have someone screaming in your ear

...you make it sound like there's a difference....

In all honesty, Rebecca Black, because "Friday" is a fairly short song, and you didn't specify how long someone would have to scream in my ear.

>>83 You're doing it wrong.

Shit. Forgot to ask a question. Er....uh...

Would you rather be forced to eat everything in a fully-stocked fridge in 24 hours, or be forced to stare at it and not consume anything for 24 hours?

Eat everything in a fully-stocked fridge. If I paced myself, I might be able to hold out without getting sick for a while... Also, starving seems rather painful and miserable. >.< Not that eating that much food would be fun. x_x

Would you rather die a horrible and dramatic death, but have your memory immortalized because of your great accomplishments... or die a peaceful death without moving any more than the dirt it takes to bury you in life, and eventually be forgotten entirely by the world?

>>86 Die horribly and have my memory immoralized. I don't like the idea of being forgotten.

Would you rather have a migrane or a stomach ache?

>>87 migraine*

Stomach ache, please! Dx I get occasional migraines already, and they are probably the most painful experiences I've had in my life. TTvTT

Would you rather have your flight delayed by 8 hours or lose your luggage?

>>89 Have my flight delayed. My least favorite part of flying is being away from my luggage in the first place .~.

Would you rather wear a rainbow clown suit or an obnoxiously large pink flamingo hat to school? (It would be a day that allows hats.)

Clowns creep me out... o_O I choose the latter.

Would you rather be stuck in the body of a dog or a cat for a day?

I would rather be stuck onto a body of a cat because I want to jump high like them ...

MY TURN ... Would you rather have a rainbow unicorn or a nyan cat for a pet ?

I would rather have a rainbow unicorn. I'm not too fond of house cats... or cats that shit rainbows.

Would you rather be forced to watch the entirety of either The Pee Wee Herman Show or the first season of Naruto in loop for eternity?

>>91 cat.definatly.
>>92 If I dont say nyan cat my friend sydne will kill me.
>>93 shoot myself in the foot repeatedly

Okay,would you rather be stuck in a room for 24 hours with Snooki or Sarah Palin and President Bush?

>>94 You broke the rules, therefore, your answer is now null and void.

>>93 Never saw the Pee Wee Herman Show, so I'll go with Naruto.

Would you rather be trapped in a room full of Hetalia fangirls who think you look like their favorite country, or have your foot chewed off by rabid squirrels?

>>95 I would rather be with the Hetalia fangirls. I've put up with them for long enough that I think I can handle them better than rabid squirrels.

Would you rather be an amazing artist with mediocre talents in everything else or be someone with moderate talents in everything but no artistic ability?

>>95 Okay then,I guess id watch the first season of naruto.At least its an anime!

Okay,would you rather be stuck in a room for 24 hours with Snooki or Sarah Palin and President Bush?

>>98 Snooki, she is awesome and i love to watch snooki and Jwow so it would be awesome for me

would you rather get away with killing justin bieber or get away with killing everyone in one direction

>>99 Neither. The person that gets credit for the murders will be heroes among men anyway, so check my mark.

Would you rather be forced to serve 8 years as President or have the country go without gov altogether for the 8?

i would rather get away with killing justin beiber

would you rather be in jail naked for 2 days or lick an old lady in every part of her body.

>>101 I'm ignoring this person... >_>

>>100 I would serve 8 years as President (though that we be an equally bad decision..), possibly.

Would you rather have your memory erased or someone you love leave you forever (I know this is a weird one)

Jail

Why doesn't anybody do any good "Would you Rather"s? :/

Would you rather have a contract with Kyubey and become a magical girl (even though you know you'll become a witch eventually) or have the ability to travel back in time Steins;Gate style, even though someone you love will die over and over again at some point in your time travels. And like, die early, not from old age or naturally.

>>103 Make a contract with Kyubey, at least then it'll be me dying rather than anyone else. Plus, after I die, I'd be able to go around destroying stuff for a while. ;P

Would you rather rape a hobo or be raped by a hobo?

Rape a hobo. Be the dominant one.

Would you rather slowly die in a pool full of acid, or be burned alive in hell with no end to it?

Slowly die in a pool of acid. At least there's an end.

Would you rather hold a live cockroach in your mouth for two minutes, or bite the head off a gopher?

would you rather know everything or be able to do anything

hoe you did it wrong.

Anyway, moving on. I would hold the cockroach in my mouth, I suppose that would be the less messier option.

Would you rather complete all of Skyrim or finish reading all the Homestuck comics?

home stuck comics...don't know but i prefer comics~

Would you rather suicide by jumping off a building or get smash by a truck?

Getting smashed by a truck. The outcome would be the same, so it wouldn't really make a difference to me, but family and friends are often more devastated if the death was a suicide, so I'd rather make it look like it might have been an accident.

Would you rather kill someone or get stabbed in the stomach and nearly die?

>>110 jump off a building, why do you think i picked the name rio XD
>>111 i would rather kill someone(louis from one direction preferably)
would you rather read the one twilight, or watch all of the movies?

watch all the movies, It has less detail.

Would you rather bump a pointless thread, or a very...discusting thread.

>>113 disgusting thread of course.

Would you rather hear Bob Saggot's stand up routine for a whole week or have your hand nailed to a wall?

Bob sagget.
Would you rather live in a world where the only thing talked about was the twilight series, or live in a world where everyone is a stereotypical american

Stereotypical america. Would you rather eat a bowl full of wasabi or drink a cup or the world's hottest hot sauce.

>>116 Can I say both? If not, I'll eat a bowl full of wasabi. It's less likely to damage me, even if the texture is weird.

Would you rather eat a large cake of your favorite flavor by yourself and always be alone or starve to death with your friends?

>>117
eat the cake. at least i wont die slowly

would you rather be able to breath underwater or have wings and fly

>>118 Breathe underwater, it would save me from drowning, and I wouldn't be a freaky girl with wings.

Would you rather save someone you love from certain death but have them forget your existence, or let them die and have yourself forget you ever knew them?

Save someone. At least I could enter their life and stuff after they forgot about me.

Would you rather eat a cup of shit or drink a cup of piss?

A cup of piss, because you have to sometimes drink your own to survive.

Would you rather get ambushed by scary monsters or nice sprites, but turns out the sprites are scarier and not nice at all.

>>121 Scary monsters, at least then I could just go through the initial reaction of running and/or beating the shit out of them rather than going, "oh, look at these sprites!" and getting eaten.

Would you rather go to work or marching bad (assuming same time spent at both).

>>121 Hey look. I found a Skrillex reference.
>>122 Go to work. I'd much rather get paid for whatever I'm doing with my time.

Would you rather stop texting or stop fapping?

Fuck that shit, multitask!

>>125 funny, but you have to pick one.
>>124 Stop texting, because I have self control.

Would you rather cheer up Robert Pattenson or Kristen Stewart?

I'd rather cheer up that Robert guy, at least I'llbe able to talk to someone that doesn't have the emotional range of a fucking house plant.

Would you rather be roommates with the Manson family or a republican who doesn't know the meaning of personal space?

The republican, as long as it's a girl.

Would you rather have sex with your closest in age opposite gender relative, or your opposite gender parent?

That scares me name..
relative
would you rather jump of a skyscraper or jump off a bridge 300 feet above water

Meh.

Bridge.

Would you rather be slowly crushed to death or drowned?

Drowned, because while it's happening I can practice holding my breath.

Would you rather have someone from the same gender please you with their hands or you please them with your hands?

Frat one, 'cause I can kick then as soon as they start.

Woul you rather be raped an not killed, or shot in the leg?

First*

Rather be shot in the leg.

Would you rather have someone be angry at you or be the one angry at someone else?

Angry at someone else.

Would you rather make out with the person you hate, or make out with a family member?

Someone angry at me. When isn't someone angry at me? When am I not angry at someone else? I still choose the first one though.

Would you rather sleep with GodHatesFags or Legion?

>>135 Make out with a person I hate.

>>136 GHF. I'm pretty sure that Legion is legitimately retarded, and to be honest, I'm not interested in sleeping with a handicapped child. At least GHF is all together, even if it is a troll.

Would you rather eat so much pie you get sick or take a large pie to the face? (No innuendos intended here. Consider this in a literal, food-related sense.)

>>137 ... i wasnt even thinking of that until you mentioned innuendos.
Pie to the face.
would you rather listen to friday nonstop for 24 hours, or any backstreet boys song for 72

Backstreet boys, they kinda have some merit... maybe...>>138

Would you rather get mauled by a bear, or stab your eye with a butter knife?

>>139 Mauled by a bear

Would you rather be trapped in a burning building for half an hour or eat a live eel (idk)

Butter knife. Id rather be blind then dead.
Would you rather be burned alive or get ditched on a lone icebreg far away from any life

>>141 hehehe, ninja'd

>>140 Trapped in a burning building.
>>141 Burned alive, at least then I'd die a little quicker than starving/freezing to death on some iceberg.

Would you rather be eaten alive by a human or eat someone alive?

>>143
Eat someone alive. At least I am alive then.

Would you rather divert an incoming train towards 6 elderly people or towards a toddler?

6 elderly people.
Would you rather drink 10 cans of powerthirst or 100 cans of red bull?

Can I drink five hundred Mug Root Beers?

10 power thirsts.

Woul you rather be raped by your opposite gender parent or your closest in age opposite gender relative?

>>146 e-e whats with you n incest the last would you rathers

>>147 Don't even try to understand how my mind works and what goes on inside of it.

>>146 closest age in opposite gender relative. That would be my cousin. As my as I love him, how nice he is to me, and I'm glad he's my cousin, sometimes I wish he wasn't. He has everything I want in a guy. He's hot, nice, loves his family, good with children, smart, and good at playing instruments. The only issue, is incest is gross.

Would you rather fuck a cat or a dog?

I'd rather get some pussy. (ba dum tssh)

Would you rather piss every time you stood up or shit every time you sat down?

>>150 I'd rather take a piss.

Would you rather kill your best friend or be killed by your best friend?

Don't have one, so it wouldn't matter.

Would you rather be walked in on in the bathroom by your closest in age opposite gender relative or best friend?

Relative. Would you rather eat glass or listen to ke$ha nonstop for a year.

May sound weird but I'd rather listen to Kesha, just because the thought of eating glass is too painful even though I hate kesha...

Would you rather lick your bathroom sink clean or eat your own shit... ( I know this is weird it's a creepypasta reference, but I just wanna know...)

May sound weird but I'd rather listen to Kesha, just because the thought of eating glass is too painful even though I hate kesha...

Would you rather lick your bathroom sink clean or eat your own shit... ( I know this is weird it's a creepypasta reference, but I just wanna know...)

Lick the sink clean, I think that'd be less detrimental to my health. What creepypasta is that from?

And while we're on the topic of creepypasta:

Would you rather be stalked by Slenderman for a week or listen to the Lavender Town song for 10 minutes straight?

lavender town

would you rather walk on hot coals bare foot or walk on legosbare foot?

>>157 Legos. I've gone through the paint, and grown thick callouses for my feet.

Would you rather be stuck in Poland, 1939, and get drafted to fight the Germans, or get gang-banged by twenty shemales?

Be stuck in Poland, 1939, I just want to fucking see the history!

Would you rather go to Vegas and can't do shit or get trapped in a room with a moose?

The moose.

Would you rather be raped by a dog doggy style, or be stabbed?

Stabbed.

Would you rather eat a raw oyster or suck a lemon?

Raw oyster. Especially if I can have it with lemon and hot sauce, it is delicious.

Would you rather do a hundred sit ups with a broken tailbone on a hard surface or run a mile with a broken shin bone?

Hundred sit-ups and broken tailbone on hard surface. I'm used to that stuff.

Would you rather piss Barabi off, or poke a sleeping bear with a knife?

:O

Piss sama off. Bears are scary enough, but a bear that knows how to wield a knife?! Fucking... forget it!
Would you rather walk around a congested city area naked for 3 hours, or larp in the same area for an entire day, involving every random stranger that makes eye contact with you

Larp.

Would you rather rape or be raped?

Rape. 4Chan has corrupted my mind :/

Would you rather take part in Mirai Nikki's Survival Game, or The Most Dangerous Game?

bump

The Most Dangerous Game, Idk what Nikki's survival game is.

Would you rather know pointless shit or know more pointless shit?

The most dangerous game. I can beat some weird guy with an obsession with hunting.

Would you rather get pregnant with a bear, or have to kill your own baby?

Get pregnant with a bear, I would be able to bring my self to kill a baby, much less my own.

Would you rather live forever or die by suffocating on boobs

Get pregnant with a bear, I would be able to bring my self to kill a baby, much less my own.

Would you rather live forever or die by suffocating on boobs

Pffftttt, the ninja god has taken a favor to me.

>>172 Live forever, you didn't say anything else so herp derp.

Would you rather eat Mcdonalds every day or eat snake every day?

mcdonalds because hey both taste bad but with mcdonalds i wont live that long.

would you rather fall out of a plane or be thrown out of a submerine(probly spelt wrong) while 5 miles under water.

>>176
Gonna go with the plane, since you failed to specify its altitude. :P Tripping out on the tarmac isn't so bad, eh? Taking the question as intended, same choice. Great view on the way down beats a slow drowning, every time. Although, I'm pretty sure the deepest point of the ocean is pretty much an instakill at those pressures, so that might actually be preferable.

...Aaaand, once again I overthink things.
On a relevant note, would you rather be very book smart or very street smart?

>>177 I'd rather be street smart. Idk, it seems that being street smart will help you in not getting your ass kicked.

Would you rather have a really clingy boyfriend (or girlfriend) or have a ghost constantly follow you?

>>178 I'd rather have a ghost constantly following me, as long as the ghost isn't violent.

Would you rather pull an all-nighter or sleep through the whole day without waking up?

Sleep.
Would you rather have a life where you ate nothing but overcooked food, or one where everything you ate was uncooked

I don't like waking up, so, sleep all day.

Would you rather instantly explode or instantly get cut in half?

>>181 Ninja'd :P

>>180 overcooked (i hate bloody meats and i cant live without ramen D:)

>>181 explode ive always wanted to go out with a "bang" XD

would you rather be a non aknowledged super hero or a vell known super vilain??

Unacknowledged hero, because I can be a ninja. Villans would have heros coming after them like nobodies business
Would you rather have to eat nothing but meat for the rest of your life, or nothing but greens

MEAT!!!
Would you rather punch your closest family member or stab a cop.

Will I get caught?

>>184 Punch family.

Would you rather fight me (who knows many pressure points that either hurt so bad, you can't do anything but go down to the ground, or that kill you), or my sister (who has a bunch of guns, knives, and anything becomes a weapon in her hands.)

Your sister, she seems partly like my type.

Would you rather get shot with a pellet gun a ton of times(750 FPS) or get stabbed by 3 knives?

Where am i being stabbed?

>>188 some spots...

Stabbed.
Would you rather fight kakashi in a life or death battle or have to watch your grandparents get their asses kicked by kakashi.

I would fight 'im.

Although, seeing my grandmother as a zombie fighting him would be pretty badass.

Would you rather have the superpowers of Spidey or the money of Iron Man?

>>191

I would rather have the money of Iron Man. That way I could buy myself a radioactive spider, have it bite me and rename myself the super radioactive Iron Spiderman. Plus, Tony Stark gets the ladies.

Would you rather scissor-kick the primate at the end of Darwin's evolution chart or burn the Sistine Chapel?

Spidey powers. You can always earn more money.

Would you rather be a jack-of-all-trades-and-master-of-none
or excel in one useless skill.

>>193 jack-of-all-trades easily. Now if i could master a useful skill it would be a tough decision.

Would you rather know exactly how and when you are going to die and be unable to prevent it... or not?

>>194 not, ignorance is bliss my friend.
>>192 attack the primate, I'm an art fan anyway.

Would you rather someone always cut in line infront of you or get punched everyday of your life at least once.

Someone always cut in line in front of me. Annoying as hell, but less painful.

Would you rather have a bird shit on your head, or step on some dog crap?

>>194 I would rather know so that I would be more determined to live my life to the fullest and finish everything before then.

>>195 I would rather someone always cut in front of me, mainly becuase I can just cut in front of them back.

>>196 I would rather step in dog crap. It's easier to clean shit off your shoes than it is to clean shit out of your hair. /experience

Would you rather have a lot of story ideas but no interests in writing them down or no story ideas and an incessant need to write?

>>197 A lot of story ideas but no interests in writing them down. That's the situation I find myself in right now. ;-;

Would you rather go skinny dipping in Antarctica or be forced to spend a day at a nudist beach?

Skinny dipping in Antartica.

Would you rather sit through 12 hours worth of crappy Thai dramas, or watch Justin Bieber flip his hair for the same amount of time?

>>199 FLKJH:VH:AJSHFR:KL:J :LASKDuFLJDHsD:FLK!!!! HORRIBLE!! THAI DRAMAS! DEFINITELY THE THAI DRAMAS! BEYOND MOST DEFINITELY THE THAI DRAMAS...*Shudders in corner for 30 minutes*

I'm just gonna answer the second one. Crappy thai dramas cos at least if I watch those I'll probably fall asleep.

Would you rather kiss izaya, or glomp shizou?

Kiss izaya, since shizuo might punch me in the face.

Would you rather live inside the TARDIS or inside the Starship Enterprise?

Starship Enterprise just so I could come back from the grocery store and yell "Beam me up Scotty!"
Hmmmm....
Would you rather be an healthy olympian and lose all the time, or be a be a blind/deaf paraolympian and win?

Healthy loser olympian. Hey, atleast I'm an olympian.

Would you rather be in a big street gang, or the mafia?

Mafia, pretty much destroy buildings by shooting it with tommy guns(pfft)

Would you rather eat a hot dog with caterpillar guts or a fish stick with beatles on it?

hot dog with Caterpillar guts because i could close my eyes and pretend it is sauce

would you rather listen to lavender town for an hour or justin bieber for a minute

LT.

Would you rather love with me for a week, or talk to Jusrin Beiber for one minute?

Either way, you're going to have therapy out the wazoo.

Justin Bieber, because I could talk to him about how much is music sucks.

Would you rather die by being burnt to death, or by being frozen to death?

>>208 frozen, that way I'll be permanently preserved for future generations to see me in the museum. By the way, I'll be frozen with my middle finger pointed outward.

Would you rather French kiss a dog or frisk a homeless man?

(Don't mind this bump. I'm bumping two stupid pieces of shit off of the page.

Dog.

To save your most loved one, would you rather get raped by a dog or have sex with an octopus?

Octopus, mainly because Im pretty sure their tentacles dont jizz.
Would you rather eat a puppy or a random humans leg

Random human leg (zombie day). Would you rather live in a world where you and your blood relatives are the only ones on earth causing you all to have to re-populate it making inbred people everywhere or save everyone by killing your whole family?

>>214 Killing my family. There is no way I'm having sex with anyone I'm remotely related to.

Would you rather live in a world without internet or without the sun?

>>215 If youre uberchristian, you are having sex with someone related to you! Have fun with that knowledge.

>>215 Without internet :/ I can live without internet. It's fun, but it's not like the sun. You'd die if there was no sun. You wouldn't die (in most cases) due to a lack of internet.

Would you rather cuddle a cute puppy or a cute [insertgenderthatyouhavesexualinterestsinhere]?

Neither.

Would you rather be transported into an anime or a book?

Anime*shot*

Would you rather fall in love with your sibling/cousin/family member or have your all time crush/obsession have murderous rage towards you.

>>218 Not an option. You lose the thread.
>>219 Respond to someone who lost the thread. By default, you also lost the thread.

>>216 I'm not uber-Christian. I a the most reasonable Christian you will ever meet. And if you met my family you would understand.

>>217 [insertgenderIhavesexualintrestinhere] as long as it's not someone I don't like.

Would you rather shoot kill yourself or someone you love?

Shoot myself.

Would you rather cry like a bitch, or cry like a Sixclaw?

Like a bitch, because crying like you is even worse.

Would you rather be a taco or a burrito?

A burrito, because I would be wrapped in a soft and delicious blanket of awesome.

Would you rather go back in time to save Abraham Lincoln or go forward in time and live on another planet?

go forward in time. i'm happy with things as they are.

would you rather lay down with roaches or with rodents on your bed?

>>225 god damn your choices! I guess I'd go with rodents cause their bigger and not bug-like.

Would you rather die and be reborn as a tree that dogs use as the bathroom or go straight to hell? (sorry for the appropriate language, I'm in a public place.

I'd be reborn as a tree. Because trees are awesome.

Would you rather write my deeply personal essay for me or do my AP Statistics homework?

essay. i don't know statistics.

would you rather be buried beneath the ground, or be thrown off a cliff?

throw of a cliff
would you rather quit saving tons of people (like million) or risk your life for them

Risk my life for them.

Would you rather drink nothing but cranberry juice for the rest of your life or eat bread for the rest of your life?

Eat bread for the rest of my life.

Would you rather live completely alone, or live surrounded by the wrong people?

Alone. I love doig that anyway. But Saki is always nice to have around... But blah.

Would you rather be stabbed or sliced?

Sliced, because I'm used to it already. Plus, stabbing sounds painful :<

Would you rather get a job you like/enjoy doing with average pay or get a job you hate but gives you lots of moneh.

Ummm money. So I could buy stuff that makes me happy :)

Who would you rather eat, your mum (mom) or your dad?

My mom. She's Asian.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber's songs for an entire month, or listen to Rebecca Black sing "Friday" every Friday for eternity?

Fucking.. thats an impossible choice. I would never survive!

Justin Bieber, since it's just a month.

Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with Andy Dick or Snooki?

Snooki, she would provide more meat than Andy Dick (that skinny chicken shit).

Would you rather live in the Jersey Shore or Somolia?

Jersey Shore. Its less hot over there.

Would you rather be anonymous or well known by the time you are 50?

Anonymous. Being known is to much pressure.

Would you rather live in your favorite anime or your favorite TV show?

TV show. In the anime I'd probably end up dead. At least in the TV show I'd have a chance.

Would you rather die young or live forever?

>>241 Live forever assuming I get to remain a decent age. If not I'll die young.

Would you rather would you rather go into your favorite anime/show and not be able to be seen, heard, or felt or go into said show and be killed by the first villain you see.

>>242 I would much rather be there as an unseen/unheard/unfelt being. Generally because my life's like that anyway and it doesn't matter to me XD

Would you rather... murdering the person you love the most to save yourself, or killing yourself to save your loved one?

If that made any sense...

Killing myself to save my loved one, cause thats love.

Would you rather turn into a monster and always get hunted down or turn into a building?(this was just a stupid one i had to make up)

Turn into a monster.

Would you help either L or Light Yagami?

This one is really stupid, L.

Would you rather never take a shower again or never brush your teeth again?

>>245 Would help Light.

Just sayin'.

>>246 Never take a shower again. (Hello bathtub!)

Would you rather never use a computer again or never be able to shave again? (for both boys and girls)

Never use a computer again, I need to get off it anyway.

Would you rather drink the same drink forever or eat the same food forever?

Drink the same drink forever. ( I only drink water XD )

Would you rather lick a hobos foot or drink a glass of blood?

>>249 Glass of blood.

Would you rather have a permanent rash on your body or lose your ability to feel(touch)?

>>250 Lose my ability to touch

Would you rather let five people die, or let yourself die to save them?

If I get to choose the five from people in my memory banks, then Id let them die.
Would you rather have to say sexual innuendos every time you talk, or always state random useless facts.

>>251 let myself die to save the 5 people.

>>252 always state random useless facts

Would you rather serve in heaven or rule in hell?

Heaven, hell is organized enough.
Would you rather be blind & use sonar, or deaf n have to punch everything to know what it is.

>>254 Deaf.

Live forever a virgin, or die when you're 27?

punch everything to see what is there.

Would you rather have life sentence in jail. OR "convince" the judge if ya know what I mean.

>>255 virgin.

Would you rather become a world (in)famous dictator or be a guppie.

>>257 -.- I could have seen that coming.

>>258 only reason i commented on this thread...

>>258>>259 Did I miss something?

>>260 I'm forever alone/believer in non-physical relationships and king dude knows it. it seems to annoy him which is why i felt the need to post that.

Would you u rather be in the middle ages and run around but naked screaming " IM A WItCh BURn ME!!!" and have them do exactly that, or get stuck on an alien planet and die slowly from an alien infection

>>262 Okay, I'd prefer to die slowly from an alien infection. I mean, run around butt-naked? All the people who see me will die from over-exposure to too much awesomeness XD

Would you rather
1. Have everyone lose their memories of you
2. Lose your memory about everyone you know

>>262 Point of order! Before I respond, CAN this alien infection allow me to utilize alien technology before I die, like District 12?

>>263 rather I forget everyone because I wouldn't necessarily freak outand I guess people would help me.

Would you rather be Jewish during the holocaust in Germany or be Cambodian during the reign of the Kaima Rouge.(I probably spelled that wrong.)

>>265 Jewish.

Would you rather 1) Be athiest and die, realizing there is a God and you're going to hell or 2) Be Christian and die and realize there is no God right before your existance is erased forever.

>>266 Be atheist and go to Hell.

Would you rather write out a whole report and forget to bring it OR forget to write it, stress over it all day, and then be told by the teacher that you had another week to do it?

Second one.

Would you rather be a fish, be eaten by a fish, or be allergic to fish and be forced to eat one?

>>268 I will... be a fish XD

Would you rather...
> Be allergic to something that you just can't live without?
> Be addicted to something that you absolutely detest?

Addiction, I refuse to be allergic to air.
Would you rather be allergic to all grain products or all meat products

>>270 That.. that's just unfair.

Meat of course.

Would you rather be lactose-intolerant or allergic to gluten :I

Lactose-Intolerant.

Would you rather eat plastic or aluminum?

Allergic to gluten, I can survive.

Would you rather be locked in a room of creepy weebs and be Japanese or be locked in a room of swagtards with "I have more swag than you" tattooed on your chest?

Weebs, I can tolerate them more than the swaggers.
>>272 neither should be an option.
I dont have a thing... so yea.

Well then how about this, would you rather eat the hottest chili pepper in the world or eat the most sourest(?) thing in the world?

>>275 Eat the hottest chili pepper in the world, tyvm.

Would you rather have to repeat your freshman year i high school or never be able to go to college?

>>276 Repeat my first year of high school. Because it wasn't that awful, and college is quite important.

Would you rather go the rest of your life blind, or deaf?

Deaf, no one ever says anything important anyway.

Would you rather be chased by a shark in the water, or a cheetah on land?

>>278 Shark in the water. Kick them in the nose and they go away.

Would you rather be autistic or a douchebag?

A douchebag, I wouldn't wish autism on anyone, least of all myself.
Would you rather lose your sense of taste, or only be allowed to consume Lutefisk? (No offense to those who enjoy the dish)

>>280 Lose my sense of taste. I could eat healthy and not give two fucks what it tastes like.

So your plane crashes, you live, and now have to try and survive. Would you rather try to survive the Amazon, or the Congo?

Amazon just becuase I like the store (don't worry I know it's a place as well)

Would you rather see your parents naked or the fattest guy in the world naked?

Fattest guy in the world. With all that fat it's not like I'll see anything.
Would you rather shoot yourself in the head or shoot your closest family member.

Closest family.

Would you rather eat the best ice cream or cookies?

Best ice cream. Nom nom nom.

Would you rather live a rich life but live for another 10 years or live a poor life but live for another 65 years?

>>285 poor life at least I have 65 years to make up for it
3 choices here
Would you rather die from torture, rape by a hobo, or survive a zombie apocalypse?

>>286 Zombie apocalypse.

Would you rather die at the hands of close family member or kill a close family member?

Kill a close family member.

Would you rather cross-dress for a day, or get raped by twenty women (or guys, if you're a girl)?

>>288 Cross dress.

Would you rather be someone known for bad deeds or do thankless good deeds.

Thankless good deeds, even if I'm not known or thanked for it, it's still doing something good.

Would you rather get hit in all pressure points in your body or break all your bones?

Pressure points. I've numbed all of the obvious ones.

Would you rather be raped by a human or an animal?

>>291 Human.

Would you rather be turned into the opposite gender, or shrunk to the size of an army-ant?

>>292 opposite gender

Would you rather be rich and never know love or poor and always be loved?

Be rich and never know love.

Would you rather be neutered or have 20 children?

Well I can always adopt and still have sex.

Would you rather get a your genetalia licked by the same gender or get a rimjob from the same gender?

bump

Would you rather drink blood or hot lava?

Would you rather have to eat a kilo of ice-cream that tasted like shit or a kilo of shit that tasted like ice-cream?

Would you rather have the ability to teleport yourself anywhere in the world but drop all items when you leave (including clothes), or have the ability to teleport anything else (within a reasonable limit) anywhere in the world but the item travels back to its original place after a week?

Would you rather eat a dead baby or a live puppy?

Would you rather have everybody hate you but never be able to say no to you or have everybody like you but they would never be able to say yes to you? (and don't be a bitch with loopholes on this one)

I'm a very texture sensitive person, and as ice cream is my favorite thing to eat due to it's texture and temperature...ice cream

The latter seems far more useful. I would choose that.

I have a feeling I'm not supposed to answer this question...but the answer would be obvious.

The world would be a much safer place for me if everyone liked me :) Indeed...

Would you rather sleep for 21 hours of the day, only to be awake for 3 hours, or not be able to sleep at all (thus having to spend hours in a restful but non-sleep state to rejuvenate yourself, because after all you still will still become tired)?

I would rather not sleep at all. Now you won't kill me in my sleep, fuckers! lol

Would you rather let your best friend die and live or let your best friend live and die(Please be sincere, dun need no heroic answers)

>>301
I'd let him die. Honestly, I know he'd do the same for me. I'd understand.

Would you rather eat a dozen ghost peppers or crush one up and smear it in your eye?

>>302 Eat a dozen of them for sure.

Would you rather live with Rebel or live with Azazal?

>>304 Stupid question.
Azazel for sure.

Would you rather spend a week ant size or giant size?

>>305
Ant size
Let the peeping begin!
Would you rather live your whole life in one place or always moving(meaning difficilt to have relationships)

>>306 Always moving, get them to move with me.

Would you rather never be able to use the Internet again or never be able to use your bad hand again?

>>307 Goodbye Internet.

Would you rather prolong your life by living healthy or die young from eating too much of your favorite food/s?

I'd prolong my life.
Would you rather eat a 6 month old pie or a 6 month old Twinkie?

>>308 Die young, we all die anyways, might as well have fun.

Would you rather spend one week using a diaper, and only using the diaper for a restroom, or spend a month with a toilet you can't clean?

>>310 Month with the toilet. I'm a clean shitter, not going to lie.

Would you rather only eat fast food or only eat raw food for the rest of your life?

>>311 fast food, the rest of my life live be short, but longer cooked food.

would you rather where chain mail without anything under or ass-less chaps without underwear?

>>311 fast food, the rest of my life live be short, but longer cooked food.

would you rather where chain mail without anything under or ass-less chaps without underwear?

>>311 fast food, the rest of my life live be short, but longer cooked food.

would you rather where chain mail without anything under or ass-less chaps without underwear?

>>311 fast food, the rest of my life live be short, but longer cooked food.

would you rather where chain mail without anything under or ass-less chaps without underwear?

>>315 Ass-less chaps. I wouldn't want to risk losing my nipples or clit to roughly made chain mail.

If you had to choose one or the other, would you rather live in frozen food or canned food?

>>316 If i could eat frozen food without my mouth getting frostbitten or something else, frozen food be it. If not, canned food.
Would you rather have an elf harem or a kemonomimi harem?
*hoping it causes dispute*

>>317
So.... monster girls. Well, /tg/ says that elves fall under the second, so Imma go with that.

Would you rather become digitized into the internet or have the internet become overlayed onto the real world?

>>316 I don't have a vagina but that thought made my clit hurt.


>>318 The internet has already overlayed into the real world and I don't like it, so I would go in the internet.

Would you rather hold, in your mouth, a mouthful of black crickets or a mouthful of brown crickets?

>>319 brown crickets cause they are good for you??

Would you rather become allergic to your favourite food(s) or forget every time you spent doing something fun and positive?

>>320 Allergic to my favourite foods for sure.

Would you rather live in a house above the clouds or below the earth (living utensils supplied)?

>>321 Definitely above the clouds! Though it would be cold...

Would you rather live in a chosen manga/anime world but with your friends as characters, or in your world, but with manga/anime characters as your friends?

>>322 In a manga world, definitely. Though I'd probably ditch my friends once I got there to reach the characters I wanted to interact with .o.

Would you rather have everything made out of wood (the consequence being the forests depleting and it being a fight for oxygen) or everything out of toxic plastic (the consequence being that it tastes and smells and looks disgusting and causes severe health problems for everyone)?

>>324 Yours got me thinking a little, but I'd probably stick with Toxic Plastic. It's better to still be living even though you' are severely sick. You can at least reach more people that needs help than when you would if you are dead due to the lack of oxygen.

Would you rather live in a giant mansion but there isn't anyone but your family and 3 servants or live in a small nice house by yourself?

>>324 Yours got me thinking a little, but I'd probably stick with Toxic Plastic. It's better to still be living even though you' are severely sick. You can at least reach more people that needs help than when you would if you are dead due to the lack of oxygen.

Would you rather live in a giant mansion but there isn't anyone but your family and 3 servants or live in a small nice house by yourself?

>>324 Yours got me thinking a little, but I'd probably stick with Toxic Plastic. It's better to still be living even though you' are severely sick. You can at least reach more people that needs help than when you would if you are dead due to the lack of oxygen.

Would you rather live in a giant mansion but there isn't anyone but your 3 servants or live in a small nice house by yourself?

>>324 Yours got me thinking a little, but I'd probably stick with Toxic Plastic. It's better to still be living even though you' are severely sick. You can at least reach more people that needs help than when you would if you are dead due to the lack of oxygen.

Would you rather live in a giant mansion but there isn't anyone but your 3 servants or live in a small nice house by yourself?

>>324 Yours got me thinking a little, but I'd probably stick with Toxic Plastic. It's better to still be living even though you' are severely sick. You can at least reach more people that needs help than when you would if you are dead due to the lack of oxygen.

Would you rather live in a giant mansion but there isn't anyone but your 3 servants or live in a small nice house by yourself?

>>329 Small, nice house by myself. I'm a loner! And my family can sometimes be too much :)

Would you rather be in your perfect world, but only with people you hate, or in hell, but with a bunch of friends?

>>330 Hell with a bunch of my friends, of course :O

A perfect world full of people I hate wouldn't be very perfect.

Would you rather have to eat bananas or ice cream for the rest of your life?

>>331 I'll stick with rice...

Would you rather have bickering Vietnamese politicians following you everywhere OR have your eyeballs gouged?

>>331 I'll stick with rice...

Would you rather have bickering Vietnamese politicians following you everywhere OR have your eyeballs gouged?

>>332 You did it wrong :s

>>335 I didn't choose one... So what?

>>336 You have to follow the rules of the thread or else there's no point to the game :\

Whoever's next, please continue from >>331

>>336 *sighs and shakes head*

I'd rather have ice-cream. At least there are a lot of different flavors to choose from, so, if I get tired of one, I could just move on to another flavor.

Would you rather know when and how you were going to die but could do nothing to prevent it or have the power to avert someone else's death (could be a loved one's, but CANNOT be your own) at the cost of your own life?

I'd rather know how and when, guy's gotta know so I can do some good stuff before it happens.

>>339 Would you rather have trouble sleeping every night for six months, or have complications with eating for six months?

>>340trouble sleeping just like always

Would you rather doodle your face with permanent marker or wear a tutu to a swiming pool

>>341 tutu to a swimming pool, definitely

wyr change gender every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and steak

>>342 I've heard something like this before but because I'm a pervert, I'll go with the change gender every time you sneeze ^.^

Would you rather be somewhere with gorgeous scenery but no people or at a garbage dump with a lot if people?

i would want six eyes how about you?

i would want six eyes how about you?

i would want six eyes how about you?

>>350 Wrong.

>>343 Gorgeous scenery, need a little peace and quiet.

Would you rather marry Lindsey Lohan before she went into rehab, or have to spend a month with Miley Cyrus and her family?

I would spend a month with Miley Cyrus and her family...I'd just lock myself in the basement with food, anime, and Skype and wait for it to be over :P lol

Would you rather be completely invisible for the rest of your life, or have confetti spray from your ears and horns honk every time you step?

>>354 I'd go with being invisible, so I could freak people out XD

Would you rather loose a leg or an arm?

A leg cause I could manage without a leg but not an arm
Would you rather want to die a painful death and become a ghost or die a painless death and remove your existence from this world ?
For me its a rather difficult question

Become a ghost. My greatest fear is that I'll have nothing to show for what I've done or be completely forgotten by the people around me. Removing my existence completely isn't an option. I'd rather live as a ghost than to disappear. (Plus, being a ghost sounds sad but cool).

Would you rather live in a hot world without ice or a cold world without heat?

Probably a hot world without ice since someone would probably invent fans.

Would you rather be red or be green?

>>358 Definitely green, I love green XD

Would you rather eat nothing but strawberries for the entire month, or loose speech for the entire month?

Loose speech. Could be interesting. :D

Ok, would you rather have the ability to breathe fire, or manipulate water.

>>360 I'd manipulate water. Water can put out fire and besides, since I have a rather sadistic streak in me, I'd love to drown some boats for giggles. Jk, I won't. Maybe.

Would you not brush your teeth for a week or not shower/bath for 2 weeks?

>>365 I would probably die till the end of it, but I'd rather not brush my teeth for a week. I can't go a day without a shower...

Would you rather have a pet spider or a pet snake?

>>366 Pet snake, they're awesome!

Would you rather spend a snowy winter without any heating or extra clothes, or a hot summer with no AC?

>>367 Hot summer, definitely! I hate cold!

Would you rather not sleep for three days or not eat for three days?

>>368 Not sleeping definitely. I'm already staying up from watching anime so what's the point? WHAT IS SLEEP?! Ok, I think I just lost it for it bit.. Sorry

Would you rather eat a mixture of animal guts and alligator puke all mixed together with real living tomato worms on the top or get in a bathtub full of leeches, pig blood (mind you, the leeches will still stick to your body and feed despite the pig blood), and venomous snakes AND have your arms be stung by bees?

I've been watching too much Fear Factor lately.

>>369 ( ; w;)

>>369 Supposing that I get medical care afterwards, I'd go with eating some gross stuff. I do not want leeches anywhere near my body ever.

Would you rather stretch your body out over a surface measuring multiple square metres, or compress it into a few cubed centimetres? With any and all sensations that would come with it, of course.

would you rather the praprica chalenge or the 2L milk chalenge

2L milk challenge since it's not that difficult

Would you rather only Be able to eat clay bricks for the rest of your life or only be able to drink salt water

drink salt water

Would you rather be beaten up by Natsu or Naruto

Ouch, toughie. Probably Naruto

Would you rather suffocate to death or die by having your limbs cut off one at a time?

=( Suffocate to death

Would you rather say everything on your mind or never speak again?

say everything on my mind (I could change the world if I could do that O.O)

Would you rather hurt someone you lover yourself, or have to watch someone else do it?

I would hurt them myself.

Would you rather make love with your significant other in space or live in the Durarara universe?

>>378 Live in the DRRR! universe. Sex is borderline impossible in space.
Would you rather have too many options, or too few?

Too many options of course. The best wins.
Would you want to have strangers for sisters?

>>380 You're supposed to pose an either-or choice for the next person to answer, not just ask them if they want something.
I'll just edit your question: would you rather have strangers replace your siblings, or keep your current siblings?

i'd rather keep my current siblings just because im used to them. would you rather die thinking you accomplished nothing while having done a lot for society, or die thinking you accomplished a lot while having done little to nothing for society

>>381 I would rather keep my current siblings because who knows, there might a stranger that is awfully annoying. But if he/she isn't, I would take them, because my sibling always treats me like a puppet.

Would you rather get struck by lightning or get thrown into lava?

>>383 Why didn't you respond to >>382? I guess I'll respond to both of you, but...
>>382 I'd rather die thinking I've accomplished nothing, since I likely will feel that way, anyway. That said, it's almost certain to not actually be the case. The alternative is being an actual loser.
>>383 Get struck by lightning. It's more survivable than getting thrown in lava (which would definitely kill you).
Would you rather have someone shadow you all day everyday, or have hidden cameras in every place you go?

>>384

Oops, I didn't see that question, I'm sorry >>382 ^^'
I could answer both, here goes.
>>382 I would rather die thinking that I achieved nothing, because it's true it will be that way. I'm a coward and a greedy person, making me do lists of things I'm scared of doing.

>>384 I would rather have hidden cameras in every place I go, because I won't be feeling as uncomfortable as someone staring at me, especially in the bathroom.

Would you rather have your siblings killed and get all the blame, or have all your families killed and be excused?

>>385 I'd rather have them all dead.

Would you rather have glitter thrown in your eyes, or be blind for an entire day?

>>386 Go blind for a day. That's better than the potentially permanent damage of glitter tearing up your eye lmao

Would you rather become everything you want to be but die in one week, or live forever but be doomed to never accomplish your goals?

Become all I want and die in a week. The other option sounds fucking terrible, to be honest.
Would you rather have a permanent cold, or have one day of the worst upper respiratory sickness ever?

Well if it only lasts one day, the second one.j

Would you rather sleep on the floor with blankets or on the bed without blankets?

I'd rather sleep on the floor with blankets.

Would you rather run naked through a mall or eat a rotten apple once a day for the rest of your life?

I'd run naked through a mall several times

Would you rather be strictly vegan forever or strictly carnivorous forever?

Strictly carnivorous.
Would you rather be incapable of receiving love, or incapable of giving love?

In capable of giving love
Would you rather eat your favourite food for the rest of your life or any food except your favourite.

My favorite food forever.
Would you rather go down on grampa or have grampa go down on you?

Go down on grampa (pin em down before anything happens).
Would you rather be extremely fat or extremely skinny?

Extremely skinny.
Would you rather have all technology explode when you try to use it, or have all books catch fire when you so much as touch them?

I paid $1.25 for two ounces of cookies. Vending machines are expensive.

>>397 Wrong thread, Nyanka. -_-

>>398 Wops~ :P

Have books burn. (I can read them online anyway lol)

Would you rather always have to pay $1.25 for 2 ounces of cookies you eat or gain a pound of weight for every cookie you ate?

>>399 Even your acknowledgment of a mistake is a mistake...
I'd choose the former. It'd be a great incentive to start eating healthier.
Would you rather always be able to make someone laugh, or always be able to make someone scream?

I'd rather make someone laugh.
(This probably came up already)
Would you rather watch your parents get killed or kill someone's parents in front of their kids?

>>401 Watch my parents get killed.

Would you rather be confessed to by your best friend or confess to your best friend?

>>402 Confess what? A crime? Love? Specifics, please!

>>402 Best friend confess to me.

Would you rather eat human or dog?

>>403 Eat human.

Would you rather die by reversed gravity or extra strong gravity (being smushed into a pancake, really)?

Reverse gravity. Somehow, I imagine it would be more pleasant.
Would you rather have more money and more problems, or no money and no problems?

No Money and No problems. Think about it... Usually, the complete lack of money would be a serious problem, but with no problems, it would cease being a problem.

Would you rather be stuck in an elevator for an hour, or give an impromptu speech in front of a crowd?

Elevator for an hour. Fuck speeches.
Would you rather every conversation become religious or political?

Religious. I like philosophy.

Would you rather have all coins that you'll ever flip be heads, or tails?

heads. They're nicer to look at.

Would you rather dance naked in a mall or pee your pants in front of your boss?

Naked in a mall. You didn't say I couldn't be in the bathroom of the mall.

Would you rather become a cannibal or be eaten by cannibals?

Assuming I'm already dead, then I'd rather be eaten by cannibals. I couldn't eat another person, not unless my survival utterly depended on it.
Would you rather become suddenly and permanently allergic to your favorite food, or permanently and irrationally crave your most despised food?

Most Despised Food. IN-N-Out is too good for me to become allergic...

Prison for a month, or Nomad for a year?

nomad for a year.

would you rather watch Bob Ross paint or watch Football (American or everywhere else in the world, doesn't matter)?

Probably would prefer football, the real one. American football is like rugby, but for weenies. Bob Ross is awesome and all, but if I had to watch him in earnest, I'd get bored quickly.
Would your rather sweat all the time, or have a runny nose all the time?

Runny nose all the time. I keep tissues with me anyway because I'm always sick so it wouldn't be too different from now honestly

Would you rather eat one hot coal or have to sleep on a whole bed of them?

probably eat one... I feel like it would cool down faster and would be better that staying on them all night.

Would you rather have sex with your bf/gf in your mother/fathers body or have sex with your mother/father but your gf/bf's mind is in them? (as in their minds and boddies got swapped)

>>418 Mother and father with gfs mind in them
Would you rather go to sleep or go home(2 references here)

>>419 Not sure I get the references...
I'll say go home. Because there's a bed there, where I can sleep.
Would you rather speak only in references, or speak only in riddles?

Only in riddles. No one ever gets my references anyway.

Would you rather be forced to eat a whole lot of pancakes in one setting until you die or get eaten by a pancake?

Get eaten by a pancake. I'd go down a fucking legend.

Would you rather have spikes on your spine/back or be made of slimy goop?

Spikes on my back. It just sounds preferable to the alternative.
Would you rather always doubt yourself, or always doubt others?

Always doubt other. Self-confidence is important.

Would you rather be a superhero or a super villain?

Super villain. I wouldn't have to be concerned about saving people and I could quit whenever I wanted.

Would you rather trust others too much or to not trust others at all.

Not trust others at all. I'm basically halfway there, anyways.
Would you rather live in the Roaring Twenties as an infamous gangster, or in the present as a successful rapper that is hated by many?

Live in the roaring Twenties as an infamous gangster.

Would you rather watch your least favourite movie or listen to your least favourite song?

>>427 least favorite song, it's shorter

Would you rather fuck your mom to save your dad's life, or fuck your dad to save your mom's life? The one you don't fuck dies.

>>428 That makes no sense. If the one you don't fuck dies, then you're not fucking to save anyone's life at all. Rephrase. Or don't.

>>429 THIS IS SAW! JIGSAW WILL KILL YOUR MOM IF YOU DON'T FUCK YOUR DAD, AND KILL YOUR DAD IF YOU DON'T FUCK YOUR MOM!

I ment the one you do fuck dies>>429

>>431 Well, to get your post outta the way, I'd fuck my dad. I'm sure he'd want my mom to live.
Would you rather have Naga Sake's balls get devoured by fire ants while he's still alive and conscious, or have an entire colony of chestbursters erupt out of Naga Sake's chest while he's still alive and conscious?

>>432 What the fuck? am I that hated? Fire ants.....

>>433 Wouldn't say I hate you. Consider that last one pay back for your fucked up Saw scenario.
Also, you didn't pose a new scenario.

Necrophilia or bestiality?

>>435 Beastiality, mainly because I dig shapeshifters more than I do zombies and vampires.

Would you rather become a box fan or a hanging curtain?

>>436 Did you just look around your apartment for inspiration?
Box fan. I could make people's lives better during sweltering summer days.
Would you rather randomly suffer from amnesia once a week, wherein you forget what happened 24 hours prior, or randomly suffer from a condition where, once a week, you suddenly acquire the traumatic memories of others, seeing them in photorealistic detail?

I'd rather require the traumatic memories of others. I forget things more than I should already and maybe I could help them in a way....

Would you rather have everything you think narrated by a narrator or everything you do narrated by a narrator.

Everything I think. It'd be far easier.

Would you rather have everyone hate you but you are content with yourself or have everyone love you but you hate yourself?

>>439 I'd rather be happy with myself than to hate myself. Even if everyone hates me, I'll find someone who is happy with my personality n all...

If u had a chance, would u rather go back in time or into the future to experience a different lifestyle?

The past. At least it would be closer to a guarantee than whatever the future has on store.
Would you rather be forced to live the same day over and over until the end of time, or be forced to live life at twice the sleed without the ability to keep up with it all?

I would choose to live life at twice the speed then. It's so scary to think that i have to repeat the same day for eternity.

Would you sacrifice your focus on your job to spend more time with your family or keep working hard for more money knowing that your family members are getting older everyday?

Money. Because I would just spend the money on them anyway.

Would you rather be a troll and be hated by everyone or would you rather be trolled and have the moral high ground?

Be trolled and have the moral high ground. Because good luck getting me to care about the fact your trolling me.

Would you rather live in the world of Sword Art Online forever, with no escape even if everyone else leaves, or be forced to listen to Nyan Cat wherever you go for the rest of your life?

>>444 Listen to Nyan Cat forever. I couldn't in a game that poorly designed for my whole life.
Would you rather have your hands be twice their current size, or half their current size?

>>445 I'm a bass player, so twice the size

Would you rather fuck your mom to save your dad's life or fuck your dad to save your mom's life?

>>446 it depends if you are male or female actually,
hard choice I see

Would you rather wait for Firion to make a 'would you rather' sentence or make a sentence on your own?

Wait for Firion to make his first thread here.

Answer NagaSake guys!

Would you rather fuck your mom to save your dad or fuck your dad to save your mom?

I'd rather let them both die.

Would you rather be a teddy bear or a turtle?

I would totally be down for being a teddy bear

would you rather go to jail in the 1960's or fight a polar bear

60' jail. Better odds of survival for me.
Would you rather have the only food you consume for a year be ants, or have thd only drink you consume for a year be urine?

Ants, I hear it's possible to make em taste good


Would you rather be a puppy forever or a kitten

I would rather be a kitten.

Would you rather be remembered for all eternity as a bad person (Hitler level), or remembered for all eternity as a good person?

A good person for sure


Would you rather be celty or sonohara

I would rather be Anri Sonohara.

Would you rather be a window or a tree?

a tree, can't you imagine what if the building abandoned and the window has to spend the rest of its time in loneliness. Tree has always been a living thing, organic thing, attract other creature thus making me never alone despite being torn apart

would you rather be a plastic bottle or a glass bottle?

A plastic bottle because in case I'm dropped I won't break?

Would you rather be loud or quiet?

I'd rather stay quiet.... Being an introvert I just prefer it that way.
Would you rather be reading or watching?(Like in Anime/Manga, Movie/Book etc)

Reading, I can read at my own pace.
Would you rather go to school for 6 more years or have 6 years reduced from your lifespan?

School for six more years. This is essentially what my future has in store for me, anyways.
Would you rather go as far back into the past as you'd like, or as far into the future as you'd like?

Past.

Would you rather be a rich virgin with no friends or a low-middle class with a partner and lots of friends.

Rich virgin 100%.

Would you rather lose a toe in a brutal way, or lose your tongue peacefully?

Toe. I'd like to keep kissing and talking, thank you.

Would you rather die right now and be the happiest person on earth, or live forever in constant agony?

Die right now as the happiest person in the world.
Would you rather be embarrassed in front of a large crowd in a new way at random everyday for the rest of your life, or be put into a sensory deprivation chamber for life?

Be put in the sensory deprivation chamber. This wasn't a hard question.

Would you rather be able to travel anywhere and anytime you want in this world or travel to a fantasy world and be stuck there forever?

bump.

Be able to travel anywhere and anytime in this world.

Would you rather give up eating pizza or ice cream?

Ice cream, I gave that up a long time ago, I eat pizza almost on a weekly basis! Almost!

Would you rather be single forever or have a long distance relationship for 10 years with a chance of meeting up after the 10 years?

be single forever. not planning on getting married at all anyways.

would you rather drink nothing else but water for all your life or banned from eating meat forever?

Banned from eating meat. There can be substitute for meat but drinking only water is impossible (at least for me)

Would you rather live in the wilderness far from anybody or live on the streets of a city as a homeless person?

The wilderness. I'd assume this doesnt mean i'm just a forest person now, and id have a house/cabin that was simply just far away from other people?

Would you rather be able to put yourself in any fictional reality ie, (drrr, vld, harry potter, LOTR, etc), or be able to bring any fictional character(s) into your world.

Put myself in any fictional reality, because if living in a fantasy world was truly a thought I played with regularly, I'd be more satisfied by entering such a world myself, instead of just bringing over a single character from the reality I'd desire to be a part of.

Would you rather be able to find yourself the love of your life, who would be with you for your entire life, guaranteed, or be able to be succesful with any love interest, but never be able to sustain a relationship longer than a single day?

Find my self the love of my life, because I think it would be better to have one person to be with forever then a lot of short term relationships.

Would you rather have one year to live, but have all the money you'd ever want, or live forever, but be poor?

Normally I would pick live forever and be poor, but I do not want to be around when the universe ends. Being trapped in a timeless void for eternity does not suit me well. If it were controlled mortality, that would be a whole other matter, but for now I will choose live for a year and be super rich. That way i can go out with a bang.

Would you rather have the ability to turn invisible for however long you want with no kind of negative consequence caused by the invisibility (as disproved on "because science") but while you are not invisible you cough up blood and urine every 5 minutes, or would you have no power at all.

>>475 Invisibility. You very rarely have to not be invisible, and when you do, never for 5 minutes.

Would you rather be able to teleport, but have all the issues that are described in this video, or be able to eat and digest any object?

>>476 Eat and digest any object because I'm too lazy to click the link. Even if I could digest it, would poisoned things still poison me? Oh well doesn't matter.


Would you rather be able to draw really good or would you rather be able to write really good?

Write really good. I wanna be the next Grant Morrison, Frank Miller, Stan Lee, Scott Snyder, Etc.!

Would you rather die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain?

I would rather die a hero, i'm afraid of what would happen to the people i love if i became a villain.

Would you rather would you rather be a duck, or would you rather have a duck star as you in a movie about your life.

Movie! Ducks only live to be like, 7.

Would you rather have infinitely stretchable arms or legs???

I would rather have infinitely stretchable arms because I could just grab onto something then just walk away forever (But do they retract back into their original size though?

Would you rather only drink ice tea or hot tea for the rest of your life?

ice tea for life.

would you rather be accused of watching kiddie cartoons or watching gay porn?

watching kiddie cartoons - some of em aint that bad

would you rather:
Kill Hitler
or
Kill any teacher you hated/hate in HighSchool

Hitler!! I Would Say a Teacher But Hitler I FAR Worst Than Tha Teacher I Hate

Would you rather take a shower at night or in the morning?

Night. It's gross sleeping in your own dirt.

Would you rather be a centaur or a satyr/faun?

I think I'd rather be a satyr/faun, not as mobile as the centaur sure but I can still walk through a doorway without difficulty.

Would you rather never be able to talk again, or never be forced to say EVERYTHING that comes to mind?

>>487

The second one, because not having a voice anymore it seems quite painful to me.

Would you rather drink an entire bottle of ketchup or eat a full can of mayonnaise? 😂
Note that: the ketchup could be spicy and the mayo a little moldy.

Definitely drink ketchup, since I already use spicy ketchup all the time and the thought of one spoonful of mayo makes me gag.
Would you rather lose the thumb on your dominant hand or both your big toes?

bump

Lose both big toes.

Would you rather have eara for arms or arms for ears?

arms for ears. I aint about have ear arms plus then I got 4 arms

Would you rather be the first person to explore a planet or be the inventor of a drug that cures a deadly disease?

Cure a deadly disease.

Would you rather replace all your body parts, except for your brain, with robotic appendages, or only replace your brain?

Replace my brain so I could have a better memory.

Would you rather have no one show up for your wedding or your funeral?

No one in my funeral.

Would you rather be able to communicate with God but no one will believe you or have everyone be able to communicate with God except you.

would you rather be immortal and lose everyone you love or be mortal and die a early age

Be immortal...

Would you rather make a meme and die or die as a meme?

Die as a meme.

Would you rather be an uncrackable egg or unpeelable banana?

egg
that would be way cooler

die as a meme

100% uncrackable egg

Would you rather have unlimited cake or unlimited fries?

Unlimited fries.

Would you rather invent something that would benefit the world that'd you couldn't use

or

Make something that would benefit you but no one else can use it?

And what was that invention? It really depends what the thing does, in order to make loop holes.

Invent something i couldn't benefit from, but the world can.

Would you rather: see something no one else does or couldn't see someone everyone does?

couldn't see something everyone does. ( i assume that is "something" not someone or else the sentence won't make any sense at all)

would you rather feel everything at once or not feel anything at all?

>>505

I feel like experiencing every single thing in the world at once would instantly kill me, so i might have to pick not feeling anything. Then again, that might drive me into depression.

Would you rather have the ability to go back in time to fix your mistakes or go into the future to learn of and prevent any future mistakes? Lets assume you can only use this power once.

Go into the future to speed up my tree death because my life was a mistake.

Would you rather be left alone forever or have friends that die within a month of knowing them everytime?

I would want to be left alone. I mean I already do that soooooo

Would you rather only be able to listen to your favorite song for the rest of your life, or have to listen to your least favorite song for a whole month?

I would rather listen to my least favorite song for a whole month..., i mean once upon a time, i heard the same song for a whole 7 days straight, and it feels like there's nothing more in my mind, what would happen if im listening the same song for the rest of mylife -_______-'' lol.....


would you rather have a date in real life just for once, or play a date simulation game all the time with different anime girl? lolololol XD

Normie thread

>>510 You forgot a few words.
I'll fix it after I answer >>509
I would rather have a date in real life just for once. And somehow through that one date convince the girl to be my partner for life. Boom! No need to ever date again.

Would you rather be a normie or a thread?

>>511 Lol yo an irl date would be amazing. It´s usually online on discord for me cuz ppl behind a screen don´t have to worry about my fugliness while someone who dates me irl has to see my ugly mug basically every day and that´s why the girls consciously avoid me :) I´m so depressing I´m really sorry...

>>511 Wait, as in, like, one of these threads? As in literally being one? Much rather be a normie...

Would you rather be just born again, or would you rather that you start aging backwards from now.

Bump

>>514 Age backwards. I couldn't handle starting from scratch again. That's way too much effort.

Would you rather have waffles or pancakes?

>>516 Pancakes. It’s the better option IMO

would you rather go back a minute in time every time you sneeze or see a minute into the future every time you sneeze?

>>517 I would rather see a minute into the future every time I sneeze. I sneeze a lot lol so I don't feel like doing things again and again.

Would you rather steal other's life force to live a long time (aka immortal) or sacrifice your life to heal everyone in the world (aka people are cured of diseases but they can come back later in time).

>>518 I would rather be immortal(i'm so cruel)

would you rather have 2 moms or 2 dads?

>>520
Two moms.

Would you rather be turned into a twizzler for a day, or eat a cat's furball?

Be a twizzler.

Would you rather live in a cloud or in a cave?

bump again. -_-

A quick death engulfed by a deadly blinding light that is the thunder probably sounds like a cooler way out than waiting for my inevitable decay in a deep dark hole. So I would prefer living in a cloud I think.

Would you rather lose your legs or your arms?

Legs. I would rather lose my legs because arms are better and I would rather not walk than not be able to pick anything up or move anything. you use your arms for basically everything. There is no replacement for arms whereas you could just go places using a wheelchair.

Would you rather take showers at a public gym for a year or not be able to use a toilet for a year.

Id take a shower in a gym for a year since i know one that has a pretty decent one.

Would you rather have a carpeted bathroom floor for a year or a carpeted toilet seat for a month

>>526
what kind of question is that. OBVIOUSLY bathroom floor. Who cares if your bathroom floor is carpeted? Just put a towel down when you shower. The freaks with cushioned/carpet toilet seats should be genocided. Shitting is the most sensitive time in my day and I will not have it soiled.

Would you rather have teeth where your pubic hair normally is, or pubic hair where your teeth normally are?

I can live with plucking teeth out of my crotch, but not pubes out of my gums.

Would you rather have rough faux leather skin or be full of stuffing and glassy-eyed like some taxidermied varmint?

I would rather look taxidermied. Faux leather skin sounds horrid.



Would you rather not be mentally stable or watch your parents die.

oh dang, that got dark.

Hey guys how's it going - Awh shoot gotta bounce peace out don't be to sad!-

That's such a cute chibi character!! (⌒▽⌒)♡

Going off the last question asked- Would you rather not be mentally stable or watch your parents die? I shall answer.
I'd rather watch my parents die. I mean I already did, so I know the grief, but I believe in something. No matter how much we may love our parents they are older than us, they'd rather we be mentally stable so we can build a happy life for ourselves. I mean to those of you who are parents wouldn't you rather scarface yourself for your child than have them suffer?

Okay, enough dark and gloomy. Next question for the next person.
Would you rather read a book you hate from cover to cover or watch a film you hate from start to finish with no pauses for either.

>>532
I would rather read the book. I'm the kind that always wants to write down the reason to hate something, and it is easier for me to write critiques about a book than a movie.
And, for me reading a book is a beneficial activity, it consumes my energy and stops my mind from being idle, so although I hate the book, I don't hate reading it. The movie, on the other hand, would make me feel worse for sure.

Next question for the next:
Would you rather be honest and get nothing or lying and create an advantage for yourself?

>>533
I would rather lie to create an advantage for myself because the person that you are lying to won't even know that you are so it cause no harm and come with a profit

so question for the next
Would you rather live without being able to move or live without being able to talk, hear, touch, taste and smell