I looked for this, and didn't find it, and here's to hoping I'm right that it's not here. It's a pretty fun/funny game, that I wish to share with you all.

I got this game off of the DamnLol site, through Facebook.
It's pretty funny.

All you've got to do, is look to your left, and whatever object you see first, is your weapon to fight off the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse with.

Mine is a Vase full of Pennies. I'll beat them, and offer them change in return for any service they may have.

Try it, you'll like it.

Above post deleted because I have no sense of scale.

Industrial strength, floor mounted fan with FOUR foot diameter spinning radius.

It's fucking hot in this house.

My object is a white Fender American Standard Jazz Bass.

I will now perform my best impressions of Haruhara from FLCL. Only with a Fender, instead of a Ric.

My gun cabinet.

BOO FUCKING YEA!!!

>>5 bullshit.
My weapon is a pillow. Im unstoppable!!!

A bag of "medical herbs."
I'm soooo fucked.

Cheap, dull pocket knife i won from the shooting range. Can't even cut through paper. I tried.

My cell phone. I guess it can be versatile. It's a flip phone with talk and SMS capability, and will work where most 3G/4G phones will not (mainly in the mountains).

A post-it
Maybe I could defeat the zombies with paper cuts..?

A post-it
Maybe I could defeat the zombies with paper cuts..?

My leather belt. Im about to whip some ass!

Nicky Clarke hair straighteners. Oh yeah. >:d
I could probably work with that..

A stack of dirty dishes.... Yea I'm fucked. My stack includes 3 glasses, one mug, one steak knife, two dinner plates, one fork, and a plastic pizza cutter. Again, I am fucked.

electricfan! =))))

A....Broom...?
Nope, I'm good. I'll turn that shit into a sword.
I'm fucking amazing with swords. WATCH OUT, BITCHES.

twin tigerhead hooks, Bo staff, emei piercers, and a compound bow.
being a collector has its advantages.

My clarinet. I play clarinet because it keeps the zombies away lol

My clarinet. I play clarinet because it keeps the zombies away lol

A 4 to 5 foot tall speaker. I can hook it up to random music things to amplify the volume to blast away zombies :P

>>20 Your clarinet will not save you. My katanas will.

A stapler.

...I'll staple them to death?

A mug filled with Pink Lemonade... I WILL DROWN THEM HEN BEAT THEM TO DEATH! :D

A porta-vaccum.

damn......I'm not as prepared as I thought.....

Well, I got my running spikes. I shall stomp on their faces.

Empty bottle of water, now.

blades

BB Gun... T_T

tv. i wonder if i can fool them that I'm just a news broadcaster on the news. like they do in cartoons.

A legos harry potter poster. Damn. Well its been nice knowing you all...

A sandwich? Well... at least I won't be very hungry when I die.

My awkward floor lamp. I guess melee?

An empty bag that used to hold a meatball sub.

Eh, Tough luck.

a 5 foot tall bendy lamp. if it wasnt so flexible it might work.

Filing cabnet?

3 notebooks, a textbook, a folder, 5 pens, a comb, headphones, and 2 plastic bags...i guess i could teach them to death... plus ill look good doing it

The back of my chair because of how I'm sitting. Yes, it is removable. I love my weapon. Beat their heads in.

A Power Rangers pillow. The Power Rangers will protect me even in pillow form.

I have a rice hat sitting on the table next to me. .-. Fool the zombies into thinking I'm a satellite dish?

>>42 Raiden.

This time my weapon is a calculator.
Time to get algebraic on these bitches!

crap wasn't looking the right way...uuummm...

my closet door?

Appears that I am gonna be a moving barricade

KAMAHAMAHA bitches!

A couch pillow...I'm fucked.

A computer. I can either beat them with it (its an old computer from my school) or use it where there is internet and find help.

Gravitation manga....I'm dead.

>>51 Maybe zombies enjoy shounen ai? You can distract them.....I guess. And then beat their face with it saying "FEEL THE YAOI"

A pen that has a woman on it that when you turn it upside down she loses her clothes.

Hopefully a lot of the Zombies are perverts.

IN case of Zombie Apocalypse, CHAINSAW AND SHOTGUN

A well balanced broadsword and a suit of chainmail.

Not only am I already practiced, but I'm even used to the weight of chainmail. It'd be easy shit.

A guitar. I would say "hope they like music" but i can't play so im screwed.

>>55 Excuse me good sir, but I'm afraid that I'm going to have to ask why the fuck you have a broad sword and chain mail in your house.

imma fight zombies with a pile of manga books lol xD

>>56 BASH THEM IN THE HEAD. HARD.

>>60 good idea. I guess its me or the guitar.

My zombie apocalypse weapon is a sock...
*oh god I'm gonna die...*

A ruler ._. I'M GOING TO CUT ZOMBIES WITH A RULER!

... Any ideas on how to kill zombies with pants?

my weapon? my weighted jump rope! it HURTS when you get whipped in the leg with it, imagine what will happen if you get hit with the heavy handle :D

My Kitten? .__.
LOL WHAT?! XD

Three twirling batons, a heavy table, a printer, a broken drawer, a bunch of cups, and some carpet. This will be fun :V

>>66 Maybe zombies like lolcats?

Jug of water. I don't think I'm gonna last long out there.

This time it's a stick of de-oderant and my phone... I got this shit 0_0

A cheeseburger? Hmm... Y'all think one double cheeseburger is enough to give the undead a heart attack?

>>72

Does their heart even work?

>>73 nope, isn't it only the brains that work?

A PILLOW time to kick ass little nicky style

>>73 >>74

...My point was that it was a cheeseburger so unhealthy (but delicious) that even the undead, whose hearts don't even work in the first place, would suffer a fatal heart attack. That's how deliciously bad for you it was.

AAaannyway, moving on from my butchered attempt at humor, now I have a drink coaster. Well, I guess I could sharpen it into a shuriken.

I have 2 katanas so I'll use those

A Razor Scooter :D

>>78
Unless either you're on the phone, have Internet in a Garage, or a wireless laptop while you're either walking around outside, or on a porch, why is there a Scooter to the left of you?

>>79 why don't you have a scooter next to you.

>>79 He got you there.

^

..Great..i have to kill zombies with my prized possesion...
*sigh* oh well sega dreamcast sports edition..lets go

A chair... an old wooden chair...

Let's rock.

A... drawing tablet? o.o
I'm boned.

MACHINE GUN! HELLZ YEAH!!

A tiny pink slinky with a picture of a tooth on it. Well shit. Distraction by 1940's toy? It /is/ a fascinating toy.

>>89 its ok...you can take my dreamcast

A body pillow. I guess i'll have to distract them with comfort.

A jar of jalapenos ._.

My weapon is a remote control...and my baby brother.
Well, life was good while it lasted ;~;

A blanket... I'm fucked...

>>96 strangle the bastards with it. at least you can lug it around... not like a wall.

>>96
Cuddle them to redeath.

>>97 I guess that's true. >>98 Pffff~ You saying that I'm a bad cuddler? I think you meant "smother."

>>99 Welp, after all, Yata would know if you were a bad cuddler ;P

>>100 :l

I know a lot of things.

>>103 Not really~

>>103 Come back on chat. You and I need to talk about horror anime, reilyx is being boring, and it would just make me really happy for you and Banana to be in the same room ;)

Yeah, I'll beat the zombies with a window FEAR MY WINDOWY WRATH!!! >:D

A glass chess set. Time to checkmate some people.

I get a stop sign... Guess I'll have to fight Heiwajima Style.
I'm screwed.

fear my empty mountain dew can of death

A bookshelf full of books...

FEAR MY KNOWLEDGE!

>>110 "Maka chop!"

I have a spoon...crap.

A machete, .40 caliber shotgun, two .35 caliber pistols, and an axe.
To all zombies: come at me, bro.

I've heard of this game. I heard about it on FunnyJunk. Anyway, my weapon is a vase with a candle in it. I don't think I'll be surviving long.

It's a good thing it's my left side seeing as my left arm is stronger. My weapon? A table that has a shit load of paper, a printer that paper keeps getting jammed in, a CD, lotion, computer mouse, box for keyboard, box for computer charger, and a shit load of cords. Can anyone guess what the table is used for? It holds all of my computer crap! Even though most of it doesn't work. I figured all of it would be my weapon seeing that it's relatively light, I could carry it all.

ASP baton. Aww yeah.

Simple a crowbar light and it leaves no dents when you smash zombies heads in.
Also it requires just enough force to get the job done.
Really do the math

My bed... Wtf.

>>117 I did the math.

I think it might take a bit more.

I may be wrong though, the last time I took this type of physics was when I got a D in that course.

>>119
omg IM LEARNING when its summer!

>>121 crazy, innit?

A big cup of water. Any ideas?

My sister.

>>123 Join a group, hide the water.

When they run out of suplplies, "BEHOLD MY CUP OF WATER"

Get all teh supplies because people are desperate.

SURVIVE!

>>125 Genius.

>>125 with this cup of water, i will rule the world.

My TV..... :D

>>125 >>126 More than genius. So much more.

a notebook with barely 7 pages........ZOMBIES WILL DIE OF PAPER CUTS

My 3DS... Let's hope zombies like Mario Kart.

To the left, KAG.

Master the Art of Zombie Surfing, and survive, while looking cool, while everyone else is dying cause they failed to learn the ways of my awesomeness.


Reference to this game.
King Arthur's Gold - Zombie Fortress Mode Online"

When enough zombies come, and you jump at the right times, they start to then flood up and you can surf on them. I used it to get up to a high platform they couldn't reach. They got me up, surfing, and I jumped at the peak and made it.

That game has epic zombies. One server has it where it's 'Capture the Flag' but you can summon your own zombies. they have Gargoyles, that freaking fly and pick you up. I love zombies, and wanted to share that on here. I'll be playing it later on here in a bit.

But, you have to pay to get the zombies. Otherwise it's free.

Well, let's see... Oh yeah, I have a... Desk Chair... Well, this shall prove useful in the Zombie Apocalypse, I am sure of it!

Paperwork.

A wall. Im safe!

TT^TT my TV

My cousin... SACRIFICE SACRIFICE!

a step stool ladder thingy, here i come zombies * insert crazed eyes* >:D

a step stool ladder thingy, here i come zombies * insert crazed eyes* >:D

a step stool ladder thingy, here i come zombies * insert crazed eyes* >:D

a step stool ladder thingy, here i come zombies * insert crazed eyes* >:D

>>140 Don't spam, fuck.

Ohey something moved, no more closet door, but a 13 year old lego block.(1x1)

Empty soda can. ._.

A wall...
a bright pink wall.

a 34 inch and 24 ounce Easton Hammer alluminum baseball bat.

A tin can full of Sharpies....umm.....

My internet... YAY~

A mechanical pencil...

A 32 inch, 5-speaker attached Radio speaker.

The wall.......Shizuo time motherfuckers!

A folded bath towel...

Update: a giant black garbage bag filled with paper and plastic bottles.

An air conditioner.

WOOHOO! WHITE BOARD WHAMMING TIME!

gameboy advance with a Mario game for gameboy color

Two cans of disenfectaint spray... Quick, somebody hand me a lighter. I'm going to burn these mofos~

2 bottles of nail polish...

A 12 pack of crayola coloring pencils. I shall walk the rainbow of survival.

My brother. Well...I can use him as bait I guess..

Cell phone charger. I'll jist strangle them.

>>160 An interesting thought....so long as you remove the rubber casing.

...my lamp......BURN FUCKERS BURN!!!!!! >:D

My accoustic guitar... I'm gonna thriller my way out of it :D

My wepon of choice: RULE 327 Kill it with fire!

A plant. PLANTS VS ZOMBIES!!!

My dog.

My small dog.

haha...mine is a really huge cabinet which i thoguht would exhaust me carrying it along with me in case of zombie apocalypseXD

Looks like I'd have to implement my air conditioner into my fighting of the undead...grab it by the electrical cord and spin vigorously.

A pillow... I'm doomed ;_;

My Yamaha keyboard? How the fu--well it is pretty heavy...Or I can try fighting them with music.

My favorite bra.
Can zombies be seduced?

My Japanese Katana Collection hanging off my bedroom wall... Come at me bro.

Pocket Knives now...welp...time to go Izayoi on them...

A knife set my mom bought at walmart, not bad...

A pair of red plaid skinny jeans.

My sister??

A McDonalds cup? Danm, it's empty too.

>>177 SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!

>>179 my same thoughts exactly.

the asshole sitting left of me

(to the left behind me direction)

Well, thta wasn't very nice. I thought we were friends. (insert Sarcasm)

>>181>>182 Oh, hey... A samefag.

Definitely a Spiked Mace.

>>181>>182 Ba da bup ba da bup FAGOT!

Shotgun. Either that or a battleaxe.

>>184>>186 Your doing it wrong. Look to your fucking left.

My weapon is a guy whose smoking. He'd be so rude that the zombies would say "Why I never," and walk away leaving me safe.

A Pillow.

Srsly? ;___;

Three ring binder.

Snap them in it, and keep files about zombies in it?

Mine is a plank of wood. Smash there heads in.

a sleave of rits crackers im bonend.

a sleave of rits crackers im bonend.

skyrim guide book

>>194 oh you can probably learn to shout at the zombies maybe.

>>195 Nah. I've tried to learn. The foes just get mildly annoyed.

>>196 YOU GOTTA TRY HARDER! (plus >>195 was me, forgot to put me name :|)

>>197 Hmm... Will try now.

A router and a piece pf paper......yeah I'm screwed

A stone pillared, fuck! How do I pick it up!?

>>200 Go mineraft on it and punch the top and bottom with your fist to shorten the length and weight so you can pick it up?

*MineCRAFT

You should mineraft instead :O

>>203 mining and rafting...but how to get food without the CRAFTING?

>>204 You catch fish with your hands.

A wall. Im safe!

I hope Tim can fight well Ⓧ

he's not that good at running after some incident with a cinder block, so he better make short work of them

My sister's shoulder bag.

I'll just slap/swing the bag at them.

i'd kick ass zombie ass but i'd still kick it

>>209 I'm confused here, was there a leg to your left or an ass? Because I don't think you'd do that well with the latter Ⓧ

>>209 That was a sentence?

Well, looks like I'm fighting zombies with my Adventure Time wallet! :D

Now I have to fight zombies with two gossiping bitches. They'll probably trash talk the zombies and make them go crying to their mommies.

you mean their mummies.

>>214 See what you did there.

|___|

A fucking tiny ass watch

A wall.

I'll be safe from zombies, but titans...

Well, now I just need to learn their names

>>219 Aren't they already dead?

>>220 Good point... Yeah, I'm screwed lol

>>220
>>221
Couldn't you use humans who are still alive to do your bidding?

Like, "(name of person you hate), wakes up in the morning on Feb. 28th, and in a fit of anger kills 50 zombies before dying by one."

>>222 I could make them sacrifice them selves as a body shield or diversion but you can't make someone kill someone else. But they are zombies so I'm not exactly sure..

What if the person has absolutely no skill, and/or weapons?
....>>223 Good luck.

A pillow...

a book for class on sight-singing...i guess my out-of-key ness will keep them away. :)

A lamp shade apperently, maybe i can use it to focus lazer bweems XD

a stuffed bunny.....OF DEATH!

Soul Eater :v

A broken base, at least im gonna cut them /o/

A fish tank......

My water bottle..darn it!!

Black. It's too dark in my room.

>>224 They... just die.

my katana

Im a tree i have no worries because zombies don't eat trees, it's the living humans i have yet to prepare for.

sorry, didn't read description, apparently my weapon is a closet door, but hence i am a tree it'll be so that the humans take it instead of cutting me down for parts, like branches and whatnot.

ma bed

well to my left is an entire wall so i guess thats it? they will get walled

Sweet. I got a potted cactus. Need I say more?

To my left is a graphics tablet....I'll teach them how to draw cute little zombies ...

>--<-(D:)

to my left is my left hand XD

A blanket... I'll cover myself in it, and they won't realize I'm human! >.> Yeah, I'm pretty screwed, but at least I'll be comfy and warm when I go. ^_^

A mushroom chair. I can modify this appropriately.

A wall...

A leek is all I need.

A... Radio.. O well it didn't turn out to be the worst object to fight off a zombie apocalypse with that I own...

Maybe I could use my phone like a hammer...

Oh god its a TISSUE!!

My blanket...well it was nice knowing you guys >_>

Not think be racist but a black guy

>>251 ....I am straight up ashamed how hard I laughed at that.

Trash can. Well...

Been so long. Welp, a 32' TV.

A big ass fan decor :D

a stool, maybe i can offer them a seat

The Girl to my left. I will grab her by the ankles and use her as a sword.

A desk.

This might be a problem...

A chair... At least I won't die tired...

i am God I don't need a weapon humans dead or alive worship me!~

A coat rack? How fun haha

the guy sitting across the room
._.
not sure how this works

My damned cellphone. I think I should start putting something else next time.

A plastic trash can. Yep, I'll last five seconds, tops.

A naginata o.o

...a singular sock...(OnO)im screwed

So mine is either a printer, a filing cabinet, or a textbook

For once, i got good swords, and a nice broken bubble gun made to look like a gun....
I be using my swords then on.

A shopping cart chair... A shopping cart genetically modified (by yours truly) to serve as a chair!

...A piano...

^ Dont worry, you can blast with epic chords xD

Ice cream bowl... noice.

A metal chair. I guess it could be quite useful.

A framed picture of the predator from alien vs predator.

A sign board that says "Happiness is in the heart not the circumstances." Well...it's got sharp edges.

A sparkly red pen with stars on it.... Zombies beware I have a pen 😎

HOLY SHIT THIS IS STILL GOING ON!?

>>223
You can however make them implant a bomb in their body and state they go and explode it in a horde of them. It's not directly killing them, it's hoping the bomb does.

HAHAHA! I'll be fine! I literately have this! I was working in it and had put it aside for a little while. (trying to restore it)

The Hobbit. I have the book sitting next to me.
I am so completely, utterly and totally screwed.

...I am against using books as weapons lest it damage them...

<<280 :D

Since I moved into a new home I will do this again. NOTHING that I can't unbolt from the ground.

My... Girlfriend? I'll beat zombies with another person? Okay
.

>>283
Just wait till it's her time of the month, then they all will die, amirite?

>>284 *crickets*

HAHAHA!

A KATANA

An entire fucking shelf. BOOYAH!

Cinnamon heart candies....

......a wall

A white boy wearing red shorts.

My brand new smartphone. I'd rather not use it as weapon but well, I guess, I can flash them?

A Scar-H with MMS, Foregrip, Laser sight, Fast Mags and enough ammo for 100 lifetimes. Apocalypse, you just got f*cked up the butthole with 4.38 K/D Ratio

This printed picture:

>>294 Those cute levels are lethal...

In seriousness, my redesigned and functional, battle-ready Master Sword. The redesign simply makes it a more efficient weapon, such as turning the grip into a more ergonomic shape that helps align the blade, or thinning the guard a bit. The edge is sharp, kept so by never being removed from its sheath.

my BVB poster XD

yesh i shall kill them with the power of epicness XD

1. Bump

2. I have a downloaded copy of the revised anarchist's cookbook v.
I think I'll be fine...

I'm screwed, i saw a feather. Guess i better hope they're ticklish. "Coochi-coochie-coo." *Groaning* Zombie shuffles away.

A woolen blanket. On one hand, it's a blanket. On the other, I'm pretty sure that thing is heavy enough to slow down an elephant, so meh.

To my left there is my brother haha

Damn,gotta hit them with some shoes.

A beer bottle still full of Corona.

I'll be damned if I waste that on them.
I'll have to run and chug for a while until it's empty.
THEN I'll break it and go stabbing. Nothin like some liquid courage.

anal them all!

Well since I sit in my chair sideways, my laptop is to my left. Screw the apocalypse, I'll just be busy on Tumblr. Being a zombie is too mainstream, 'le~!

I have my brother next to me so well....he's screwed

I'm sitting next to a pile of stuff that includes a really pathetic pair of scissors, a binder, a long stick, and miniature American flags...well the ends of them are sharp...and I guess the stick could be useful...

I'm lying in bed right now, to my left is a stool. A metal one I may add, them zombies better watch out! I have a stool and I'm not afraid to use it!

I look to my left and all I have is a gumball machine. I wonder if zombies like sugar.

woop woop I get my archery bow

Great. Used tissues. Take that zombies.

I have a bowl of potato's ...... I'm dead ....

A blue four year-old blanket full of penguins, snowflakes, and polar bears...

A stuffed toy that can't decide if it's a monster or a robot...

Baseball bat. Nice, I have a shot!

Don't even ask why xD

A swivel chair...
It doesn't even have wheels...

Mutt flail.

Ipad first gen....

Well, at least I get to play piano tiles in my last moments.

A beanie.

Stay toasty during the apocalypse, people. Not literally.

My fountain pen...
well as they say the pen is mightier than the sword...

a large tape dispenser with varying kinds of tape
I can tape the zombies' mouths shut and beat them with the dispenser

Something plugged into a socket. I can't see it though because I don't have my glasses on. I think I'll use the "camping" strategy rather than fighting my way through the hoards. :/

I got a GameBoy Color with Pokemon Red... So there's that.

a...

Trash Bin...

wow! fantastic!

maybe I should hide inside..

We are all going to die. XD

Two sharp pairs of scissors, or razor blades.

Mine is a Large Stick. still don't know why that is in my house.

A wardrobe... Well then...

A Charger .-.

duh. My weapon of choice is always a golf club ... the most effective weapon in horror movies.

*looks to left* my bo staff. Hell, at least it's an actual weapon.

Do computer moniters work well or what cause im screwed if not

Me Dark Impulser and Eluciador duel wielding time.

A bag of pens and pencils... Useful if used in the right way!

Thumbtacks

A person with an afro (my little bro).

a stuffed polar bear...guaranteed to at least confuse them a bit, right?
i'm totally dead

Curtains >.>

A pillow. Gonna beat them to sleep...err, death. "Sweet dreams, dear little zombies~"

A wall?? Or if you'll allow a bit up and to the right a framed poster lol

The... TV. Well, you can't say throwing a TV won't be effective against Zombies. Why do I always have high-tech stuff that's too good to fight zombies with to my left?

Mine is a cellphone.
...I may use it to ask for help.

A small blue table stand

There is nothing to my left. I'm fucked.

Mine is a pair of headphones

>>345 There can't be nothing to your left. Ther will lierally always be something to your left. It could be a wall, a tree, air, a plant, there will always be something to your left. The thing most extreme to the left would end up being yourself if you go full circle.

To my left is a bag of chips...

>>348 He's on the ground, his left is spacing space. He's fucked.

Whatever the fuck is in arms reach.

I have a glass bottle in my left hand. That counts, right?

A lamp...;-; I'm gonna die

My bass. So I'll kill them with my awful playing.

>>353 Or you'll go all FLCL on their asses.

My Samsung Galaxy Tab case. Hm.

A deck of cards, I guess I could throw them?

My door

The power of friendship!

I'll trick those fools of friends into serving as bait for the zombies as I escape.

I've got a chew toy! MWAHAHA, this shall be a deadly game of fetch.

Im fucked.

My nephew bit me hours ago before I've read this.
And I only have my pillows right now.

Talk about luck. xD

well i have a pipe (the glass kind)
so, maybe stoned zombies will get lazy and won't catch me?
Otherwise, I'm screwed cuz even if I broke it to have a sharp piece of glass, it'd just be a shard no longer than my pinky DXX

A toaster... If I knew how I could turn it in to a cool weapon of sorts

CLOROX BLEACH. Well time to blind all the zombies (until I run out of bleach then I'm screwed)

A golf bag. This would be helpful if there were any golf clubs in it, but there are not. I am fucked.

I've got the heater._.
I'm too puny to lift the damn thing from the wall......

Tennis Racket: I'm going to have to beat them to death while playing tennis???

I got a piano, I can run them over while playing apocalypse.

a belt with spikes. Indiana Jones up this bitch

Pillows. I'm fucked.

80" TV
figure it out yourself

A little bottle of foundation... Hey, those things are solid I'll take it!

I have a stool. Not one of those metal ones but one of those tiny plastic ones they have for little kids. It'll break before it smashes a head in.

Condoms. I'm fucked.

>>373 Good thing that you're a necrophiliac?

A human named Mallory, I will feel no regret from throwing her towards the zombies so I can run away.

A bag...

A sofa. Well, I can't lift it to use as a weapon, but at least I can make a sofa-fort!

A chair

Chocolate milk. I'll drink it for power and fight them off with my fists!

Water bottles. I'm fucked.

>>375 I'm guessing that's your twin?

>>381 No. That's a girl I sit next to in my Politics class.

Also, at this moment there is nothing to my left. :/

Fuck! Why did it have to be left? There is literally a box of knives and a knife sharpener to my right. I hate you.

Looks like I have a clock or my dog :(

>>383 Tough luck mate.

>>382 Good luck!

An open window. I'm fucked.

A sock hahaha! (≧∇≦)/
At least I won't get cold feet

My art toolbox.
The things actually got some weight to it, might be able to take off a zombie head with it...

An empty box. I'm fucked.

A HAT.
There's a chair too maybe that would work

A katana. I think I'm gonna be fine.

A bag. I'm fucked.

A Pikachu onesie.... welp

my classmate... I guess I'll use her as a decoy so I can run away

A Pringles can.

You know card board can be very useful when you utilise it just right.

A very soft and fluffy blanket. Good luck trying to see with that in your face, zombies.

Computer it is then.

A pillow. I'm fucked.

the fridge...

A plate....yaey...im dead...

A laundry basket. I'm fucked.

A box of Raisin Bran....well at least I have food.

A closet.. to hide in >.<

A stuffed pink pegasus... Welp, I'm screwed.

A phone... I'm dead

Now my friend that keeps yelling at me... I'm fine! :D

My bed... I might have a chance!! =D

of all the weapons I could choose from, id have to go for some kind of saber or falchion, or a katana or maybe even a ninja sword if need be

If its a game, then I suggest u to put it in the games board. So everyone would see ur suggestion of the game and try it.
Thank you :)

Mine is a box of staples except there is no stapler so I just stab the Zombie with tiny staples

An Iron-plated Batman Head...

Thank God for Batman's pointy-ass ears on his mask

A book: The Godfather by Mario Puzo. It's hella big so hopefully I can smash a few heads with it...

Nothing.

An exercise bike. Maybe I could ram them with it by picking it up?

A pez dispenser. I'm fucked.

Still nothing.

I would take a spear. I think's it's just practical for distance and maintenance.

I got a faucet
>>416 Won't it get stuck in the ground and bodies though,and a long item would be pretty difficult to maneuver

Dirty laundry. I'm fucked.

Ya crap good point!

I got a textbook on anatomy. It could prove to be useful I guess.

A paper cutter. If I tear of the arm, it could make for a half-decent makeshift machete.

A speaker. I'm fucked.

A phone. High frequency noise or blinding them with the flash i guess.

A box set of The Lord of the Rings. Think zombies can appreciate good cinematography and Tolkien?

Some random girl who only had a phone and a backpack on...

Maybe I can use her for bait? Either way, someone is going to die :o

A can of Arizona tea. I'm so fucked.

A spoon. Ima scoop dem eyeballs out.

A chair...

>>300 a steel replica of the Warhammer of Zillyhoo. These Zoms are gonna learn a fun lesson. YOU CANT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK!!!!

hunting rifle

It's been a while since this game has been up top.

Water bottle... empty.

A tree.

A Fruits Basket poster.

charger cable of

My Blue Snowball microphone that is green. actually pretty good a;; things considered

my weapon would be a cheese grater

scientific calculator

Water bottle... full.

water bottle... half full ;((((

Water bottle... quarter full >.>

water bottle... empty

>>440>>441>>442 Why do y'all have water bottle, dammit.

A rubik's cube

A lamp.

A table

A shovel

Literally a book😅

Deer Antlers

Shinai. They're bamboo practice swords for keno. I also have a bokken there. Which is solid wood. That's nice.

Bump

Realistically, I'd only be able to use something simple like my metal bat or a kitchen knife. If I can find it, the machete. But if I could just summon a weapon I'd also still use a machete lmao

Well, to my left there is a spoon. Oh, boy.

>>451 The year is 2020, like Dr. Stone a green wave washes over everyone and now thousands are zombies but the IMMUNE. One mf surviving using only a spoon. A true legend.

>>452 New life goal.

Looks like I've got a potted plant. I'm actually pretty happy with that.

>>454 I mean, you can throw it from a high place, but then you lose your weapon. And your plant.

>>445 Yeah that weapon isn't very effective for the long term. It's a single trap and from there you're kinda screwed man.

>>456 Not that I'd fare much better with my spoon of doom, to be honest.

A pack of toilet rolls. Well...ammunition I guess?

A pillow... Guess I'll sleep, like forever? I suppose?

>>458 Well, if the zombie apocalypse is anything like the pandemic, you'll earn yourself a lot of power just by trading with them instead of using them as weapons. A really coveted resource, it seems.
>>459 Ominous.

>>457 No way man, you're invincible with a spoon. Ever seen that episode of The Amazing World Of Gumball with the guy who was robbing places with a spoon? You got this.

>>461 You raise a good point.

Now, I just wanted to try this out again (the whole "the thing to your left is your zombie apocalypse weapon"), and guess what? It was another spoon. I think my fate has been sealed.

Bro for me it's either my friend or my bookbag. Meaning someone or something is getting sacrificed.

Well, in that case I would use the bookbag, no questions asked. If you use your friend as a weapon, then that's one weapon; but if you use your bag, then your friend also gets to pick a weapon. The net amount of usable weapons increases if you choose to kill zombies with your bookbag.

A canvas bag. Put it over the zombies head, then I'm outta there (only problem is that I'd have to get close...)

And also you loose your weapon. I think the play here is to put something heavy inside the bag and use it as a makeshift flail.

>>466 *lose