Title says it all.ONE of the worst things I'VE ever done is shank someone with a chair, then procceed to hit him repeatedly upside the head with said chair till he hid under the table crying. I'm very proud of it, actually. And yes, I shanked him with a chair. It's difficult, but very worth it and possible.

Worst thing I've ever done was take a bran new stop sign and repeatedly bludgeon one man all because he wouldn't pull his pants up from around his knees. Needless to say, after a few broken bones, bruises, etc, he no longer "busts a sag."

>>1>>2 These two stories reek of exaggeration.

One of the worst things I have ever done was bump this thread up.
Ahaaaa

Sadly, I wish I exaggerated it...but truth is truth. Seeing people sag pisses me off. Enough to want to commit murder...but, laws prevent that. :)

take a stop sign. Yeah, it's unrealistic. I'm pretty sure you're not a macho man, with giant, bulging muscles, on steroids.

Stop sign was still laying on the side of the road. I would have thought people here could deduce, but apparently one must give details down to the finest point.

See, when they are replacing signs, and they take a lunch break, no one watches the signs laying haphazardly on the side of the road. Want further explanation? Or is it detailed enough. <.<

>>6 I could believe that...but beating a man into a pulp over sagging? That is the part I am having trouble seeing as reality.

Not beating him to a pulp. Just a few swings. He had a wife beater on making it easiest to damage with minimal effort. Wife beaters aren't the best armor against stop signs.

Now, the bones broken: 3 ribs. bruises on the chest, back, and face.

I'm not superman. Those signs do get heavy after a while.

>>5 Assuming isn't knowing. Sure, I'm not a steroid bound muscle freak, but I am physically fit and able to hold my own. Assuming is the same as ignorance. Please, use discretion next time. Thank you. :)

A smoker didn't seem to understand that I dislike to have smoke in my face while eating lunch. After trying several times with polite forms, I told him "Go die somewhere else where I can't smell you". He left.

>>5 I agree that that's pretty fan!inspired and exaggerated. However, I can pick up and carry a stop sign just fine. It's heavy, but it's not impossible to hit someone repeatedly with it, even if >>2 never did so. In fact, I've carried them several blocks before to scrap them. (Ones that are knocked down and replaced, mind you. I don't steal.)

How it amuses me when random individuals attempt to dictate what I've done or haven't done. The one I used was laying on the ground next to the one it is supposed to have replaced, or it was replaced by the one stuck in the ground. Fan inspired? Far from it. I didn't have much options, as there were no rocks to bludgeon him, no tree branches, no nothing but that stop sign. Sure I could have used my fists, but didn't want to have the other 5 that were with him decide they want to have a pinata party.

Since people seem to dicatate what I have done or haven't done, please, inform me what will I be doing today, when I am not here?

>>16

Well, if this thread is any indication, you'll be off being an insufferably pretentious prick somewhere else?

Nope. Never a prick to people. I'm always nice. Try again?

>>18 No, Navi hit that one right on the money.

>>17
This.

>>17 Yeah, definitely this.

the worst thing I've ever done was going on starcraft multiplayer against a noob and convincing him that i was on his side and then convincing him that his army was his enemy歯

>>19 Again, no. Both wrong. I'm spreading love to people, even those that don't want it because they want to sit in their own stew of depression and misery. Just be lucky I don't hug people.

>>23 Sooooo, lemme get this straight, by exaggerating about a story of you attacking a guy for essentially no reason, you are "spreading love"?

That's before...this is now. Like a before and after. Before I was angry constantly....now...I am peaceful (to an extent. even peace lasts only for so long)

I didn't realize there were so many fuckers on here that require every single detail about a minor incident. From now on, I will be sure to include everything as to not confuse the minds of people. I share...with love.

:) I bring love for the time being. Enjoy your day, weems.

>>26 You seem upset, bro?

Calm down, I just find it hard to believe you beat a man down with a stop sign in broad daylight and got away with it. I live in a city where crazy things happen all the time, if one of my friends had told me that story I still would have doubted it.
It's nothing personal, it just seems far fetched.

Threw a knife at someone's head cause they pissed me off...real bad .___. Considering I'm a passive person..
Luckily they have ninja reflexes and dogged (^-^;)

VbVbn

>>28 It wasn't so much as broad daylight. It was more dusk than anything. I never did anything in broad daylight that knew would get me caught easier. Cops didn't care around that town I was in. If it wasn't someone getting their house broken into or a bar be que, they didn't care. Small town cops.

I'm not upset. I apologize if I seemed that way. That incident was from the days I ran with a militia....when I didn't care for anyone but myself. Change happens to all.

commiting incest

>>32 That's disturbing....but, I judge not.

Back in my AP English Language class in my junior year of high school, I popped an alka seltzer tablet in my mouth, let it foam abit, and started faking a seizure on my desk -_-

>>34 What a thoughtful idea. lol

same as >>32
Incest or one time a person walked into me at a coffee shop and i dropped my hot coffee on my lap, got mad(anger problems), punched him in the face.... He was a blind man.

Hm, worst thing I've done? Well, when my mom told me to wake up my sister, I woke her, but she insisted to continue sleeping, so I kept on shaking the bed and her, yelling,"WAKE UP, NOW!!!" So then, she screamed and my mom yelled at me, because my sisiter thought there was an earthquake.

>>37 *sister

Fapped in school

>>39 Oh noes. The class fapper.

Just want to ask, did you read the light novels of DRR!! Wulfie? Because I think you might be plagiarizing Narita's idea here (in the book Mikado basically permasaged this thread).

cleaned *grafiti* the security thought i did it and was cleaning the evidence

the worst thing i've ever done is take a long piece of piano wire and tie it around my hand, and then tie the other side securely on to the tree outside. i waited until the bus came and stepped inside. then, the driver started to pull of quickly and didn't close the door. at that moment i raised my hand in the front of the bus, in the middle of the aisle, in somewhat of a waving motion for all to see. then the wire pulled tightly on my wrist and in a second tore my hand off. everyone on the bus was duely shocked, and my mission was complete

>>43 ...I assume this is roleplaying bullshit?

>>43.....The fuck...?

>>43 If that's really possible, then I just imagined that all too well

wats goin on?

>>1 what in gods name...

worst thing as in society considers it wrong or worst thing as in stupidest thing you've ever done

I slapped my brother because I was angry... :C

Pokes a cat with a lit fire cracker starter thingy.

>>49 Just write it down dammit, you decide...

When my 5 year old cousin asked me where babies came from I almost choked on the spicy ramen I was eating. And also, I had to answer but first I said she had to wait until elementary school. She stomped her feetand got mad, she said she wanted a baby brother. So... I had no choice. Since she doesn't know what a stork is I told her it was Pelliper since she watches pokemon and watches her brother play pokemon.

put gum in my little brothers hair :s

I blew one on my sleeping cousins face. I fell bad and want to tell her but am afrade to.

>>56 Without the appropriate context, your statement could be taken in a number of more disturbing ways...

>>56>>57 LOL!

>>51 You hurt a cat? That is bad. VERY bad.

One time I threw sand in a little kid's face.
I felt like it was completely justifiable but most people think that regardless of the circumstances an adult should never throw sand in a little kid's face.

>>57 He meant in the "i jizzed on my cousin" way. Is there context needed for "I blew one on my sleeping cousins face"?

>>58
POCKETSAND!
Sh-sh-sha!

>>60 That's rude, I tell you hwhat.

I hurt somebody....

>>62 Hmm. Ari's back.

i touched a little girl

>>64 Errr... Context, please.

>>65 It's Tsuki talking about how he treats his wives (plus Bread).

I broke someones heart and now i cant fix it.

Sixth grade my entire class failed a test. We had to send a note home. I brought it home but my parents didn't see it. I forged their signatures and took it back to school.

>>63 For now... I bite hard.... and I leave scars, both emotinal and physical....

accidently cut myself with 1-3 of my pocket knives... :\

As a child I puked on people alot!
I constantly puked on my mom...
I think thats pretty bad/gross... still not as bad as blowing a load on your cousins face while she/he was sleeping

>>71 Heehee. That amuses me, ARI.

Is it all that bad to like somebody that is considered "family" but not really family... Especially if they aren't really related to you in any sense?

>>73 So, family through marriage?

Not yet

>>75 ...How but you make a thread on Personal explaining it, and ill try to help. We shouldnt derail the thread.

>>76 But I love derailing threads~

>>77 Screw off. That's my job :V

emergency bump

I punched a guy and cut his lip. He took my eraser and wouldn't give it back. This was back in kindergarten. Then he transferred to another school.

I threw a rock at my sister. She earned a bump on her forehead. It was because she slapped(or whatever word) the harmonica I was playing on my lips. It bled. So in retaliation, I did that.

lose my family registry in a fire

Bump.

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When I was around 14 or 15 I threatened to gut a six year old "like a fish" because he stole my little brother's bike.

The kid was most rotten little asshole you'll ever meet, in my defense. In addition to stealing my brother's bike he would pick on my brother and get his siblings to join in. Their parents left them alone all day to pretty much do whatever they wanted. The kid crack called our house a few times too and said some nasty shit to my mom until she threatened to call CPS because she knew they were home alone.

But justified or not, that would probably be the worst.

I manipulated two people to fall in love with each other. And I created the tragedy that broke them apart. Like I was just playing.

That's probably the worst thing I've done so far.

I electrocuted my brother and my grandfather, and I nearly chocked my cousin to death. The first one was accidental and I really regret it. And the second, I don't really care, that guy just pushed me to far. I hope someone would stabbed him to death.

I held a knife up to my sister's friend when she kept insulting me... yeah, dunno how I wasn't institutionalized as a kid, 'le...

I pushed someone away, that was trying to get close to me in 2nd grade. And I still feel horrible for it, because in the end we became close friends. I forgot her name now, but not her existence.

I put Vaseline on the railing inside a handicap stall.

I beat a mentally handicapped kid with a stick before when I was younger. -__-

i pretended to be someone i wasn't

I tried to kill myself, but failed. And after that I didn't talk to two friends for an hour who were trying to reach me. They knew I wanted to do it and were extremely worried about me. One of them was about to walk to my house in the dark because I wouldn't reply. I still feel bad about that whole situation. I wish I didn't put them through that.

>>88 Wait, you've killed two people before?!? Do you not realize electrocuted means for someone to receive an electric shock to the point of death?

>>95 Yea, but my grandfather was trying to save my brother and barely lived. My brother still have a trauma over it. I'm not really sure about my grandfather though he lives in a different house, but he still alive.

Shit. Shank someone with a chair?? Wtf .... I threw a chair at someone from across a room but to shank someone with it.. that's pretty damn creative haha

In 8th grade i asked a girl i liked for sex on a dare from some "friends"... I said to her during passing period "Hey (her name), wanna f#@$????!!!?!?" everybody saw it. She turned Cherry red and she slapped me really hard across the face that i was pretty sure that left a hand print on the side of my cheek... She did not talk to me for a whole three months. And some days later we graduated. Nothing ever happenned and i regret ever saying that to her.

I once slammed someone's head into a locker because he was trying to pick a fight with one of my friends. The door unfortunately came off, which then resulted in me beating him with the locker door.

A local drug dealer sold LSD to my little sister (11). Two of my friends and I followed him and nearly beat him to death. I distinctly remember slamming my bat into his temple. Every once in a while I see him around the neighborhood. I can tell you, he is not the same person anymore.

In church one time, my sister was about to be named. I disagreed to the name, and proceeded to stand up and yell "NO HER NAME CAN'T BE (insert name here) THAT'S AN UGLY NAME!!" and every one stared at me. I REGRET NOTHING

>>100 I read everything and selling drugs to little kids is the cruelest of it all.
Most of my stories petty stuff. I went into the supermarket and stole pieces of a chocolate I loved once, next week I did the same, they never caught me.
While waiting for the bus there was this looong line to get in, the commuting is around an hour so I wanted a seat (The bus gets very cramped with all the people traveling), I pushed my way to the door and screamed "CAREFUL,SHE'S PREGNANT" and they let me in. I was traveling alone..

*Are.
I just had to screw over my post..I'm sleepy,sorry not sorry.

I once pissed in a tank of holy water before a baptism for 100 bucks.
You could say that I'd do anything for the Dollars!!!

>>104

That was a really clever thing to say!"I'f do anything for Dollars!!" Hah.

. I love this thread. I want to bump the Fetishes thread again too....I'll take a look at the others, and then I'll do that.


As for the worst thing I've ever done...It won't be the worst thing, but it'll be something close. I'll think of it later.

Probably shoplifted a lot of stuff, I used to have one of those Tumblr shoplifting blogs too, where I posted my hauls and stuff xD

Got hammered one time at an event, whipped my dick out and pissed in the open air bar there. 10/10 would get hammered again.

Got drunk crazily and take off my clothes (everything) then literally dance like a party girl

I pepper sprayed someone.

Almost trusted someone-

>>110 YO OWN SISTAHZ

Bully someone who everyone hated and bully someone who wished me dead.

Make an ARG for Dollars

Worst thing? The sad thing of not appreciating your parents before they pass away.