1 Name: Ike !kEQsHPqPRI : 2012-04-23 08:13 ID:3k7I223b [Del]
so today in class, we were talking about games of our child hood and this girls says "isnt luigi the green dinosoure?" everyone in the room, including the teacher, stopped and looked at her like W.T.F
with that being said, whats the stupidest thing you ever heard in your life?
2 Name: Anonymous : 2012-04-23 10:39 ID:Lolhup45 [Del]
Some stupids debating what was better to light their hands on fire.
3 Name: Live 2 Die : 2012-04-23 11:03 ID:2/R4yNFB [Del]
I was in McDonalds one day, and some lady ahead of me kept insisting that they serve her a whopper. The poor cashier was looking around for help. So, thats it.
4 Name: Yamie !I35nGTC/bg : 2012-04-23 11:25 ID:i7kcllJN [Del]
>>1 I laughed so hard!! XDDD
Bump~!
5 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2012-04-23 11:36 ID:lDrJVo6y [Del]
Reading the word "stupidest" in the title and OP of a thread.
I jest, that's nowhere close to the dumbest thing I've heard/read. Probably one of the most baffling situations I've overheard was when I was walking in the halls at my school. The conversation was as follows:
"Hey, so can I get your number?"
"Sure! Text me for it at lunch."
"Okay, text you then!"
I about slammed my face into a wall, because there was not enough facepalm to handle my frustration.
>>3 I work at McDonalds. That has happened to me twice in the last month alone.
6 Name: NoirGrim : 2012-04-23 11:39 ID:ZRqexy1i [Del]
there was these guys sitting at a table across from me at a taco bell. one guy ask the other if he could have his drink. the guy said, "sure, but you know i have herpes right?" and the guy grabbing the drink said, "no problem" then took the straw out flipped it around and put it back in the drink. the guy that gave it to him was like, "wtf?" and the guy with the drink now said, "what, i don't want to get herpes." x.x as if going getting another straw was that hard to do. or paying the 89 cents for his own drink.
7 Name: Nomura_Panda* !MANGAS6Kfg : 2012-04-23 11:51 ID:lqC5YBnM [Del]
Most stupid thing that I've heard.... well, personally, being a manga editor, I once heard from a mangaka as follows: "How mad would you be if I lost the storyboards?" And then, "Yeah... I have too busy of a life to write, sorry..." (this was said as he was playing a card game.)
Yeah. I absolutely despise stupid irresponsibility.
8 Name: Ravana۞ ☆!HltySaVY5g : 2012-04-23 15:22 ID:bwQqO4gp [Del]
Hm, what can I think of that is really stupid.
Well in seventhen grade, I was wearing a Kingdom Hearts shirt to school and it had Sora on the front.
And someone annoying little fuck Zak, he comes up to me and says.
Zak:"Pff, you believe in Ninja's?"
Me:"What are you talking about?"
Zak:*points to the shirt* "That's Naruto, isn't it?"
Me:*breaks out laughing*
Zak:"What?"
Me:"That's SORA. From Kingdom Hearts."
And he wouldn't understand... He kept thinking it was Naruto everytime I wore the damn shirt... So I stopped wearing it.
9 Name: ♔Tsukitty!TSUKIx5W46 : 2012-04-23 17:30 ID:rd/lAu2n [Del]
>>8 You let other people influence you into what to wear? God, grow a backbone.
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11 Name: Sixclaw Sixto !ODBzhvbHus : 2012-04-24 15:23 ID:nZGwfm8E [Del]
Ooooh, this thread looks too good to die. Okay! The stupidest thing I've ever heard, coming from a 31 year-old: "How do you spell 'read'?"
12 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-04-24 19:03 ID:t9OZVfAz [Del]
Okay. I got hella sunburned over the weekend, and these are the first threes questions I hear from EVERYONE (People who hate me and people who don't know me. We all know that my friends laughed at me and poked at it.).
1) What happened?
2) Are you sunburned?
3) How do you get sunburned on your face?
13 Name: Doremo : 2012-04-24 19:20 ID:8dW1kUlg [Del]
Girls in my class asked if you could feel an earthquake while riding in a airplane.
14 Name: Haru. !4Wf3m.ar1o : 2012-04-24 19:40 ID:Fpbp7orY [Del]
The people who didn't know Titanic wasn't just a movie, or that World War Two didn't just happen in movies and video games...or the people who didn't think there was a First World War. ._.
Is listening in History class SO hard?
15 Name: Pandora : 2012-04-24 19:57 ID:8B75Qa9M [Del]
Standing in the lunch line. Two girls kept looking behind me to see if their "Friends" would show up. Especially when they get up to the front to get food. "I don't think they'll make it in time..." over and over again.
16 Name: ultispy : 2012-04-24 20:19 ID:g6zvcdX9 [Del]
This dude in my class said he hated gays because he didn't want some random guys trying to kiss him.
What the fuck.
17 Name: Satoko!jGQFlTU1ws : 2012-04-24 22:22 ID:xRA4TNSE [Del]
My classmate in summer school asked for my name, when it's right in front of him, where I was sitting when being asked.
18 Name: Kuroneko !TeRybnCeqs : 2012-04-25 08:27 ID:Si7lzf3o [Del]
Eh. When I heard my friend couldn't come to my party cause her mom said "Well you can kiss that party goodbye, because you forgot about that project and I feel like you lied to me about it." . . . Honestly, I have no idea how lying and forgetting are related.
19 Name: Ginko~ : 2012-04-25 08:45 ID:0vHA00aB [Del]
My friend yelled at me in the hall saying/screaming "I SWEAR I WILL MURDER YOU BY KILLING YOU SO I CAN BEAT U IN THE NEXT CLASS!!!!!" if that makes any sense at all please tell me cuz i got nothing
20 Name: Jinkusu : 2012-04-25 09:14 ID:qlDjq6PR [Del]
Well in maths I overheard my friends talking about their weekends and one of my friends said: "I tried doing some aqua aerobics on the weekend".
My other friend replied with: "Oh yeah? Well I went aqua swimming!"
I think I still have a mark on my forhead from face palming.
21 Name: Yamazaki Kira : 2012-04-25 09:29 ID:lbLuzf0U [Del]
"I'm walking to the bathroom. Please direct me to the kitchen"
22 Name: The Doctor : 2012-04-25 13:18 ID:8sVmxBGD [Del]
"That's a neat accent, what is it?"
"British"
"Oh, what language do you speak?" *_*
23 Name: Shizaya : 2012-04-25 13:49 ID:BqO+bEzu [Del]
Hmmm I guess this one:
"So you are an otaku"
Me: Yes why?
"Then you like cartoons!!"
` the nerve!!! hhaha
Another one have mature content. be warned.
it goes like this:
Guy 1: So what exactly is a condom?
Guy 2: It's a rubber thingy that you put in your BUTT!
*facepalm
24 Name: Yamie !I35nGTC/bg : 2012-04-26 11:04 ID:i7kcllJN [Del]
>>23 Lol! I didn't know what a condom was til middle school! XDD
25 Name: Firion !HYDlod9R/I : 2017-07-08 05:22 ID:zFqRsxHM [Del]
Honestly this thread is too cool to die
26 Name: Enyo : 2017-07-08 15:17 ID:y4XgMV3T [Del]
This is great! When it was raining my mum once asked whether seagulls were waterproof and someone I know didn't realise that ducks had feet because she had only ever seen them in the water XD
