Have you had something really good happen recently, but you just ran out of people to brag to about it? If so, welcome! This thread is for all your bragging purposes. Chances are, nobody is going to give two fucks about whatever you have to brag about, but that never stopped any of us braggards from saying it anyway, right? ;P

Let it all out! Let me hear all of your amazing accomplishments.

I have an interview friday with the international relations council, and could have a chance to go to okaya japan :)

One post, and I'm already jealous.

Mai Braggz: My mom paid for my massive gastank to be filled :3

I got invited to the Global Youth Leadership Convention ;O
It's a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge thing around here to get into.

Me, with my currently C average, GOT INTO IT, as per shittons of teacher reccomendation and PSAT scores when normally only straight A, in advanced honors, students get into it. /thisbitchisfuckingproud

I have to do shittons of fundraising, though. Minus the 1000 I should be able to get from my varying family members and the 150 I'm going to try and get on my own, I've still got 4110 that I need to find a way to pay for. Part of the leadership convention is fundraising and organizing a way to pay for it (although, that's probably just a gag to make you think it's alright to pay that much). With my add-ons, it's a two and a half week convention amongst other students and professionals.

This is the first time I've really, really wanted to do something that was so expensive. It's also the first time my mom has encouraged me to waste money on something like this.

I'm going to have fucking bragging rights against allll these bastards at school who think they're so cool because they have straight A's (who didn't get into it because the teachers wouldn't reccomend them). Bitch, I'm fucking proud.

Well...

>last week, low C in CHE202.
>this week, aced an exam, grade goes to low B.

shitwascash.jpg

I've been carrying my little team of gamers on my back for the past week on Mass Effect 3. I average anywhere from 40-50k points a round and I'm the only one able to shoot straight. (Nerdy but it counts.)

Just finished my sexy-ass computer. Thing can bench press Crysis 2 on hyper-max settings by the balls.(Again, nerdy but it counts.)

I've gone 11 months driving on an expired license plate. At first it started off as lethargy, but now I want to see how far I can go before I get caught. Is there a world record for this yet?

One of my pitches for a game concept at work got picked up by a client so I get to make cool new game soon. Glee!

>>6 Pfft, I think my mom beat the world record for driving around with a failed inspection sticker...
For six years.

LOL.

>>8 Challenge accepted.

Here goes my bragging:
- Straight A's student (4.0 GPA since 7th grade, currently 8th grade)
-Aced my Chemistry benchmark/unit test (42/45)

Tsubaki is in precalc and shes only a freshman in highschool :|

Oh, that reminds me.

I skipped a year in mathmatics and science going into high school.

>>7 I got caught after a year and a half, fined $300 and got out out the ticket because the judge liked me.

I'm not one to brag, but I live in a mansion. A huge mansion... I mean I have a sauna in my garage and A hidden passageway on the second floor.. I work as a bartender at night where it is so easy to get laid, I don't even have to talk that much. I'm the vocalist in some hardcore bands, I scream & do clean vocals, and I'm good at it, unlike a lot of shitty vocalists I've heard. I have 3 computers, 2 laptops and a desktop hooked up to a 32" LED 1080p tv, I have 10 TB of storage space on my computer, I, no joke, have 3 TB of anime downloaded and stored on my back up hard drive. I graduated High School early with a terrible GPA and no club activities, I literally BS'd my way through High School... Scored a 33 on my ACT and a 2150 on my SAT got accepted into EVERY college I applied for, and I'll be done with my undergrad degree before I turn 21. I get more grants than my college+books+bills cost, but I still work 2 jobs saving up all the money I can because I know I'm not going to be able to live like this for long, so I'll be ready when it comes time to move out. And right now I'm playing my VITA.

>>14 "I'm not one to brag"

....

SINCE WHEN?

>>15 I was lying.

>>14 Ill bear your children if you let me live with you
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*


I dont have much to brag about. D: Um... I has a dress that makes me look not fat? Lol.

>>15 see >>17.

I stole all of your sparkles.

What I'm saying is possibly the most stupid thing I myself have ever said to anyone, but still I have bragging rights..I think. I got to go to England. I had a better one but then I realized that it's more of a problem than something I can brag about. I hate bragging.

>>14 Let's open up a bar someplace. You can deal with the bartending, like a boss. I'll get local bands and shit to come play, and I'll operate all of the audio/lighting gear. I can even help with the building design. Above the bar will be lofts, in which we live. Like kings.

Let's do this.

On Topic: I have a limitless supply of Mt.Dew in this household.

Bread. Your sparkles ;o;

>>17 Hey! Look at my face.

Does it look like I give a fuck? Nope? Here, have some.
(ﾉ◕▽◕)ﾉ。・FUCKS:*:・゜FUCKS

>>20 YFW you're not old enough to enter a bar.

>>22 Heh. You'd be amazed the places that they will let you into if you say "I'm a roadie for X band."

>>22

You so obviously care.

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･*･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*♪(´ε｀ ) My sparkles.

<3

I am currently.

On my roof.

I am proud to say that I have made my entire pathway despise this one girl that I hate. =w=

What could I possibly be proud of... Hm, I built a grill, big whoop. I have lit my entire hand on fire. On three occasions where I could have been arrested, I got off with less than a talking to. .. There is not much for me to boast about. I manipulate people everyday to get what I want. I am a great actor. Good enough looks, girls left and right of me wanting to be mine. Good lord, seeing this written down as all i have to brag about makes me feel like a loser asshole XD

I have this, well, lets call him a 'friend'. he is just the greatest. nothing in my life or anyone else's even comes close. he's so cute in all of his little quirks.

It's the glasses that make him sexy.

>>17 ಠ_ಠ

>>28 ...lol...

>>29 Dat troll face.

I just painted my room! And i beat mgs4 with mostly head shots. And i have dreadlocks! =)

OK, BRAGGING TIME!

You know how we had those reading level thingies when we were little? When I was five, I skipped three levels at once. Maybe even four. Shit, that was a long time ago.

When I was eleven, I received $200 from my primary school for 'general excellence' in my studies as I was graduating into high school. Every other kid got a voucher.

In 2009 and 2011, I received academic awards. Once again, 'for general excellence'.

In 2010, I was the school captain for my homegroup. I shan't forget to mention that this was a class for those with a high academic status, right? Well, it is. However, most students had to pay $10 to take a test to let them in. I got in test-free.

Last year I was in my school's advanced maths class and English class. I even wrote a short story about eating yourself for an assignment. My teacher was grossed out, but I still ended up with an A+.

I hang out with some of the coolest and funniest people on the planet. They keep on coming up with the most random shit ever, so it's hard to spend a boring moment with them. Like. Ever.

Hmmm... what else? My current self is fine. Just recently, I've learnt that I've earned pretty high scores for my accounting, maths, Japanese and English language tests.

Speaking of English language, I'm learning the International Phonetic Alphabet. Hell to the yeah.

>>32 Wow... Handle is fairly accomplished...

Too good for us now, Handle?!

>>33 Nope, nope... XD

I take school seriously, that's all..

Let's see... I don't have much to brag about when it comes to school, other than scoring a 92 on the ASVAB, and acing every test I take despite sleeping through my classes.

When it comes to Martial Arts, that's a different story. I'm only 16, and I've been practicing Shaolin kung fu for the last 4 1/2 years. In those 4.5 years, I've learned 49 different forms, and I'm currently learning my 50th. Most martial arts only have 20 forms at most, and it takes more than 10 years for their practitioners to learn them. I'll be testing for my next rank this summer, and I have 20 more forms than I need for the test. And for my last test, along with demonstrating forms, I had to fight 3 people at once, break a concrete block with my hand, and break boards over my body. I stood in a position while boards were broken over my fist, forearm, ribs, shin, the back of my neck, and my throat.

I'm glad this thread is here. It would be in bad taste to brag about this in person.

I have Assassins creed III Reserved already.

>>36
Hell to the Yeahhhh.

Hmm, let's see, what do I have to brag about?
Me and my buddies recently signed for a house. Now, that wouldn't be so cool, apart from the fact that its super super close to our university, the fucking cute house ever, and the rent is cheap as hell. Especially when you think that I know absolutely assholeish people paying at least fucking double what we are for run down apartments much farther away from the university and they were hunting for houses LONG before us.

Yeah, eat it bitches.

>>36 bitch! Give it!

Just now occurred to me. Would this thread not belong on the Personal board, since it was made after that?

I remember it being suggested that even the rage thread should be moved to the Personal board, when it hits post cap.

>>39 But MIsuto, the personal thread deals with personal issues, and needs for advice; they are for more serious, non-bbs issues. I think that the tw threads discussed lean more towards the random side, pertaining to nothing particularly important. That's my reasoning, at least...

>>40 Fair enough. Personal board just struck me as "talk about your personal life", but I guess it was worded as a board for "personal help, life advice, and counseling."

>>41 See, that's how I saw it. But, whatever the majority decision is, I suppose.

I trolled some bitch at school today.We were in health and we had to write about "how we choose our friends." I wrote that I don't have many friends,cause most people I know are fakes.
Queen bitch in my class saw it,asked "Am I your friend?" I said "Um,no....you hate my guts." She said "Oh well that's cause you act like a bitch all the time!" I said "At least I admit it....*troll smirk*" She got angry and walked away....
*proud of self for nothing*

>>43 nicely done.

>>43 * applause*

Got the phone number of a girl I find pretty attractive, and have made plans with her for tomorrow. Succsessfuldayissuccessful.

>>43 Win.

I found the meaning of life o.o. JK. I trolled a class full of bitches. There are 10 of them in my class. I was sick the first day of school (Let's face it. It's meaningless anyways.). Since I didn't know my classes, I arrived to once of my classes just before the bell rang. I only ad one friend in that class, so I sat by her. The class is COMPLETELY filled, (desks=students) so this one chick was like, "that's my seat." I looks at her then her friends were like, "yea that's her seat!" I glared at them all! The next day I arrived to class late, (I missed the first half of school because, let's face it. The third day is just as useless as the first.) so I had to sit in the empty seat. Front and center. They smirked. I looked at them, shrugged gave them the finger, sat. Since all of the other days are important, I actually got to class on time. Again with the complaining. I won (I give a death glare that scares anyone.). I have my seat. Every time they see me they glare at me, I glare back. They look away first. (Not only do I give a creepy death glare, they don't even KNOW how to glare. I have an evil smirk with my glare.)

I believe this win story needs a win picture, so I found one. By the way, let me add one side comment. I look pretty harmless. So, if my death glare can scare people, then it must be pretty good.

>>19 I got to go to England, Scotland, Italy, Germany, Turkey, Croatia, Australia, Mexico, France, Greece, and I'm still counting. There will be more added later.

Saw the game I've been working on running on a PS3 for the first time today. F'yeah!

>>48

Where at? I'm currently taking Game Design classes at Full Sail myself and I am on the list for an internship at Twisted Pixel Games when they start their next project.

I haven't done a single productive thing for the entire Spring Break.

>>50 I haven't done a single productive thing for a year, except mow the yard which I JUST did.

(Double post D:)

>>50 It's fun for the short term, but long term, you just get sooooo boooooooored...

I found this page and the Durarara Chat! It was really awesome xD now I'm meeting interesting people :)

>>53 WHOA. So you can make a claim that every single person on this site can make?!

i just pe-ordered PROTOTYPE 2, and got the 2008 Lamborghini Revanton in Forza Motorsport 4

>>49 Working at an agency in London called PlayerThree. I'm doing some level design for our Vita title later on this month too.

Well, I'm not dead yet. *gets shot walking to school*

Put on the best act last night to convince my mom I couldn't go to school today. It's funny because she said I can't act.

Bragging, eh...? I am leaving tomorrow morning at seven, and going to Italy with my school choir. We ge to travel around the country, and perform during masses at numerous churches, including the Vatican. Jealous yet? We are gone for nine days, and get to see all of the classic sights as well. Oh, by the ay guys, I'm going away for nine days, and proably won't be online until I get back. Just wanted to throw that out there!~

This morning I downed a bottle of rubbing alcohol and had a bowl of hand grenades and firecrackers for breakfast before I went outside and made a chainsaw hang glider out of barbed wire and used it to cut a Siberian Tiger in half in space which I barbequed on the sun and after eating it’s tiger ribs I scalped him, then I fought a fire demon from the 20th dimension and saved a monster truck full of girls then got a massage by a thousand Brazilian Supermodels on a beanbag full of Kitten Fur!

>>59, just a little bit of hate

>>59 ad noting >>61 's comment... Alot of fucking hate. I was in choir for a few years, and we never did anything cool like that. TT_TT

*and

>>62 It's all thanks to my director... he's the most amazing person I know, and that's taking account everyone here~

>>61 Ah, thank yuo very much~

>>64 probably way better than my choir director. she sucks. and i was sad to quit choir, but her directing and favoritism i wont tolerate

>>65 I know all about the favoritism of choir directors... it gets out of hand...

>>66
Yeah, it certainly happens.
What are you in choir, Nomura? Tenor? Bass? Something else? :P

BRAGGING TIME...
wait.........
OH NO...I HAVE NOTHING I CAN BRAG ABOUT!!!!!!!!
-Despairs in corner-

>>68 You can brag that you have nothing to brag about ^-^'

>>67 I'm a baritone, but I will most likely be a tenor next year.

>something else: Yes, Yata, I'm a soprano.

>>68 *pats your back* It's okay...

I don't really brag. I don't like building myself up, because I feel that is more weight on my shoulders to perform.

I'd rather surprise people.

But I will leave this blurb here:

I am currently the 2nd top returner in the state for my track event, the 300M hurdles. I want to win state so badly this year and get a ring.

I finished 10th last year by .01

9th place and ^ gets medals.

I has so much fire in my eyes for this year.

I am too excited to get this season going.

>>70
I just pictured you singing soprano notes.
...eww.

I'm also a baritone. I was a bass and they moved me up for this year, but next year I'll probably be bass again. Them crazy teachers.

I got..Age of Empires III..Bragging rights not good enough.

>>71 I'm surprised you didn't mention wearing tights. I think that's something to brag about, considering how well you pull it off.

Welp, good luck to you.

>>11 MFW this post. Why am I always so late, lol.

>>59 Pics or it never happened.

I just got back that creative piece in English that I basically bullshitted.

A+. Not to mention that my teacher liked it so much she wants me to type it up so she can show students in later years to come.

Replying to my post >>2 I'M GOING TO JAPAN THIS SUMMER :DDD

>>77 Congrats. :D

>>4, How did I not see this earlier!?! I'm jealous, Barbari. I'm jealous.

>>77 Please stay safe..they just got hit with another quake :/

>>79 ;P
Now, it's just a matter of getting some money.

While you're in DC, you get to look at all the memorials and visit the various embassies and the Department of State. You even get to visit the Smithsonian Institute and the Holocaust Memorial Museum. Then we take a trip up to NYC and spend the rest of the meeting there.

Dude, you get to see a fucking broadway play before you leave and take a farewell cruise. Everything is payed for with your tuition, even the hotels we'll be staying in; you just need money for souveneirs. You get to go to the top of the empire state building. You get to go to all these really cool colleges and museums. You get to shop around all the most famous streets in NYC and even explore Soho. It's fucking amazing. We even get to tour the United Nations Headquarters.

I want to go sooo bad ;O; I've never done any of this. the most interesting thing I've ever done in NYC and DC was go to a couple of museums and see the Statue of Liberty. I've never seen an official play before, nevermind one on Broadway. I've never been on a cruise. It's all sooooooooo fuckinggggggggg amazingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. Plus, it will be a lot of fun learning about politics and having debates with my fellow students :O I love that type of stuff.

;-;
Family.
Y U SO POOR.

>>81
Correction:
A lot of money.

Which I don't have. I'm hoping to have an art auction to help make money. I just really need twenty bucks and a bank account so that I can get my site up and running to take donations.

Once I've made the site public, I'm gonna go ALL FUCKING OUT. Me + Internet = Shittons of Connections. Shittons of Connections = Lots of Advertisement. Lots of Advertisement = Shittons of Money. Shittons of Money = ;U;

Bragging, eh?

Well, I know the most amazing people here, and I'm proud to say that their my friends.... Even with all of my faults.

And~ I get the house to myself... and my sister... for the weekend cause my parent went down to see the Nascar race in Bristol, Tennesee.

Hm...What else?

I'm going to see Hunger Games on the 23th or the 24th... Not exactly sure yet.

Uhm... I've been losing weight... probably from stress though...

>>83
I want to go to Bristol, damnit.

Well, I think I have tickets to the Nationwide race coming up here in Texas in April. And I only live about 15 minutes away from TMS, so traffic, even when it is a problem, isn't a problem. Much better than when we drove 2 hours to get to Loudon when I lived in MA.
Me gusta.

>>84 Yeah, I know right? They left me behind!

Yata, I keep forgeting to ask, what's your favorite driver?

>>85
Kasey Kahne.
I've been following him since his rookie season. Hopefully he can crank out more consistent finishes and a few wins this year with Hendrick.

>>86
Juan Pablo Montoya. Just saying.

Anywho, as for something I can brag about. Hmm.

I own four cars. Does that work? ._.

I got another 837th post today.
What else do I even need?

>>88 Is there a reason why you care so much about the 837th post specifically?

>>88 You were post 88; thus, this pic, but the next pic you need is the next one I post.

>>88 Here's the real one you need.

>>89 Yes.

>>90 >>91 These are glorious.

>>92 Thought you'd like 'em.

>>86 Kasey's pretty good.

I've followed Eliot Sadler since he was driving the M'Ms 38 car. And I've recently been liking Carl Edwards too.

>>94
Moving conversation here to re-rail thread:
http://dollars-bbs.org/sports/res/1313115281.html

I just flipped an egg.

I got a guy I like number.

Nuff said. XD

likes*

>>97 Everyone, Ravana means Nomura.

Just sain'.

>>99 ...>/////< Damnitt NaeBree...

>>100 What, you get post 100 and say nothing about it?

YOU HORRID PERSON

>>101 I didn't relize it was post 100.

Fine, I got post 100, and hoping to get post 837. BRING IT YATA!

>>102 Ill get 837 before both of you

>>103 Eh...

Another thing to brag about... Well... I have the weirdest friends... but I love them all~

>>104 And~

...I'M GOING TO WISCONSIN THIS SUMMER~ :D

>>105 Yes. And, also, I will be making you a pokeball to live in.

>>106 Have fun with that~

>>107 I will!

My bragging....

I am, for the first time ever, sucessfully curing my boredom.

>>108 What'd ya do?

>>109 Look at the Omegle thread. XD

MY ZUBATS

We need to stop spamming this thread. Like, now.

>>110 WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK, YOU STUPID BITCH.

>>111 You should end a question with a question mark. Also, that wasn't very nice.

I got cream soda and had delicious Thai noodles. . -. I already miss the noodles.

>>112 But it's true.

>>111 Because i like this website, the people on it, and its content.

>>115 Implying that people like you here.

>>116 Actually, she didn't imply that. Just that she liked them.

I recently started a very lax training schedule for the G4 television show, "Ninja Warrior."

I don't expect to ever be on the show but arm strength and finger strength along with coordination can go a long way in life.

Yes. The answer is yes. You all SHOULD be jealous.

>>118 I have been doing that since I was 12 without even realizing the competition existed until a year ago. This training has been ingrained in my everyday life and is presumably much less "lax" than whatever you are attempting.

U mad bro?

I just posted a picture for the first time on Deviant are and it already has 4 favorites. I know it doesn't seem like very many, but it really made me happy :D

Hi there! I'm a teenager with just enough sense to function properly. Most of time.
Fuck I can't think of anything.

SCREW IT, I'M AWESOME.
Fuck when I try to type that I wanna backspace it.

I'M AWESOME. I'M NOT GONNA BACKSPACE IT. I SAVE STRAY CATS!
DamnitDamnitDamnitDamnitDamnit

>>116 Never ever said anyoneliked me. But, now that you bring it up

Sleepology
Ravana
Handle
Tsubaki
Anubis (I think)
Nomura_Mangaka*
MKOLLER (Maybe)
Thiamor
Handle.

In your face, Yumie. Now, let the "OMG We hate NaeBree" bandwagon die untill i fuck up badly again. 'Kay?

What the fuck have you people done to my thread? o=o Back to bragging!
>>122 lol!no

>>123
lol. I love how I've been trying to get that post, and now I just got it on accident.

Anyway.

/cough

I'm gonna get my own checking account soon~

>>124 I've had my own checking account...for a while. I have 2 checking accounts and 2 savings accounts. One that I can access and transfer money in and out of, and the other one I can't transfer money into any other accounts, I put 200 in each savings account with every check. I've saved up quite a hefty sum of money doing this.

I'm about to get a fucking NEW COUCH, from lovesac, so its going to be overpriced AND incredibly comfortable~ I'm so excited.

im about to get my knife back from my dad because he saw me i cut my wrist

>>126 ._. That's not really something to brag about... That's just depressing...

Why would he give it back.

...LOL
Misu, that was just perfect.

>>128
This.

Just ate Grilled Bananas.
Nuff said.

>>131 I love those!

I just wrote a really simple calculator program, and I'm insanely proud of myself. Undue pride? Perhaps. But pride still.

I got 100% on my last three biology tests :D

Made some damn good brownies. I'll probably only get one with the way they disappear.

Just finished frying some fish and bbq-ing some awesome steaks :D

Well... My computer isn't proccessing Facebook right now... but I got out what I wanted to say before it puked~

Maybe this computer doesn't exactly hate me... Maybe...

I recently accessed a database of a train company and I could have changed anything I wanted to but since I'm so nice I didnt
We are legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget

>>137 good for you dumbass.

>>137 Idiot. Stop playing pretend, kid. Life isn't a roleplay.

>>139 My hopes and dreams crushed right there...

>>140 belongs in the Rage Thread.

>>141 belongs some place far away from this site.

>>140 Shocking, isn't it? ;|

>>142 Good lord, woman. Move on.

Assuming we should stop derailing this thread.

Bragging.... Humm...

My (very shitty) gag manga may run in the shonen-jump type manga magizine at my school. :D

>>142 Fuck, I was going to say that.

NINJA

>>142
Yes, this.

>>145 >>146 <3
By the way, anyone know what's up with the site? It's not remembering my username from post to post today :V Or is it just my computer's problem?

My computer has moments where it's so shitty, it defies logic. Hence... /brag

Folks got me a new car.

>>147 Well, it remembers mine. You having cache problems?

>>147
Mine's been fine. Probably something with your comp.

>>149 It remembers it for a few minutes on each board, but from board to board it doesn't remember. So, probably. It'll probably work itself out by tomorrow, so w/e.

I have this natural ability to miss my bus on the worst days.

I over slept and almost didn't make it to school on time...

Im sick, and ive only been late once this entire year

my dad took my knife away again........but i did find $1 on the grond today

I've never been late this whole school year.

I got a $500 watch for $20

>>155
Good.

Purchased Borderlands from Steam for a little over $7.00.
Included two DLC's too.

Im 12 years old and taught myself how to read, write, and speak japanese! I can speak it fluently :D

What can i brag about...what can i brag about..... OH!
IM POST 161!!! NO ONE ELSE CAN BE POST 161 ON THIS THREAD!!!

Accomplishment~

My boyfriend wrote a poem about me :D~

I have good grades on my report card.

I...... What the hell was I gonna brag about again? I ate grapes ten minutes ago... Woo bragging XD

No one wants to talk to me right now, and I don't know what I did.

>>165 Probably something too awesome to vocalize, lest they spontaneously combust.

Got my report card today.

Lowest score is a 95.
Me gusta.

>>167 Very, very brag-worthy! :D

I am on two drrrchat rooms with one browser. Right now. Need pic? I will obtain one now.

Obtained. I will now choose to browse my computer for it.

Done. Now to post.

Why am I typing, and keeping, what I am doing?

I run A NERF army. That's right, we run around the woods shooting each other with NERF darts. I have 3 divisions under the HQ at the moment, and am recruiting. One division per state is my expectation by next year, and my Iowa (HQ) division is currently taking new members.

I drag raced some guy through the middle of Downtown Dallas last night, and won big.

Not a cop to be found.

I broke Join Me.

I haven't snapped on anyone this week...yet.

Woke up at 7:50.
Got on the bus at 7:53.

I got an 81 on the ASVAB, which is extremely good. I qualify for almost any job I can think of in the military.

I found possibly my most beloved internet store of all time. The down side is that it's a men's clothing store, but the clothing is still cool. :<

I just figured out how to bypass the security settings in the school by replacing the security database code thing in the first part of the URL with the database code from the catalog page of the library. It gives you all the information on the block, as well as the password to get past it.

You jelly?

Well, that's for bypassing the "social networking" block. You can get past the other blocks by using "https://"

would bragging about living in a different state count? just wondering.

umm... yes.

Finally got my drivers liscence unrestricted after putting it off for the past year or so :P

i'm from iowa but now i'm in TN. :)

I didnt go to be untill 1 AM, got out of bed at 11 AM, have done nothing, NOTHING, all day long.

SInce im usually worked like a medieval wench at my house, there is much bragging to be had over this.

>>183 No, kidding? Me too

>>185 Who ARE you? You seemingly popped up out of thin air, being awesome.

>>186 I'm just your friendly neighborhood... Not Spiderman? Lol :P

>>187 We should stop derailing this thread.. XD

There is a 99.99% chance that I have a job this summer. It comes with room and board so I get to earn money AND be away from my mom. It's perfect. I am now counting down the days. All I need now is to come up with a good camp name.

Oh, yeah. I forgot about this.
I got a really fucking high score on the PSATs. Every subject was over 90% higher than others in my grade.

When I was in 4Th grade I had a college grade reading level.

>>190 yeah for Barabi!

>>191 Didn't we all?

On that note: I just sent an angry letter to the CEO of Girl Scouts. I am extremely proud of this letter. It's a work of art.

>>192 Why did you send a letter?

>>193 Read the rage thread, I don't feel like explaining it all again.

People actually took me serious while wearing a mustache to a wedding ^3^ (I'm a girl.)

I asked for a McGangBang at Mcdonald's and they knew what I was talking about. Yeeeeh!

I just got a letter from Princeton! Most exciting college letter yet.

>>197 Smarticus!

>>197 Princeton is so pretty :O

>>198 I am smart...Most of the time...when I get enough sleep...but that's not the point...

Ima brag about buying my first drawing tablet, because that is the only thing I have accomplished since my birth :D
*fuckyeah*

>>200 Anubis is smart?! Well, that's news to me...

Well, I just managed to go over the heads of everyone who's been screwing with me for the last few months to get my godforsaken project approved. If everything goes right I should be able to start it by the end of the week. Oh I love writing angry letters. They get shit done.

My loser of an aunt and I unknowingly applied for the same job. I am now employed, officially. She has gone back to being the loser I claim her to be. The end.

>>205 That is amazing.

>>206

I truly believed it was.

>>205 Ha~!

>>204 Congrats!

>>205 Even more congrats.

>>207 ... was?

I was in the paper for track...and apparently the news station in my home town wants to interview me for some reason...?

This is all new to me...I'm not used to all this glorification.... >_>

I um..was in a commercial. Yeah. And um, I created an Evillious Chronicles playlist with every single canon video.

Turns out I can lift around 600lbs. from the floor. Didn't know I could until someone at work told me how much those wire spools I was cleaning weighed.

>>211 You're on track? And you're good? +10 respect. What events?

>>213 o.O That's a lot.

>>211 nice man. I can't run for shit. but I can swim.

My relay won at the state level, if that's anything.

I have a magical ability to find obnoxiously long words <3

Downloaded Episodes one and two of Avatar, The Legend Of Korra for free in High Definition with Itunes.

Just wrote a ~1 minute 22 second love song for Ruri. Still need music for it, but I'm impressed I could do as much as I did.

Who fired an AK-47 for Easter, in the pouring rain with explosive stuff downrange?

This guy. What a great day.

I just climbed up the hard wall for rock climbing. Nobody else with me could :P

So, I opened my phone just now to send my instructor a text asking for his email, as I need to send him a high-resolution poster for our project...

Before I did so, I found a text from Jenna, one of 7 IATSE board members here at local 274. She's an awesome person, one of VERY few successful females (for some reason this industry is very sex-prejudiced :T) that sits at the top of the food chain.

What did she text ME of all people for?

I've been hired to work a show next month as both the lighting designer and operator. Paid position, two days of rehearsal and one show.

Let me state the most important part of that again:

Lighting Designer

I'm 17, and have been hired by one of the biggest technicians in the state for a paid designer position. Shit just doesn't get much better than that. It just doesn't.

>>221 That... That is fucking amazing reilyx. Have fun!

There is less awkwardness between me and a friend~!

And we both are very awkward people.

>>223She means Nomura, guys.

Ruining the anonymity of that ost. <3

>>221 Wow, Rei, that's some pretty big stuff.

>>224 anonymity break!

XD But, it was fun talking to ya though.

My friend is buying me a fucking airsoft gun and teaching me how to airsoft.

So much win right here. (And if you're lurking (you know who you are), I can't help but repeat: you're fucking awesome.)

>>227 I know I am

Just kidding of course

>>228 In your dreams you are.

I finally figured out how to spy on people's computers without them knowing. No thanks whatsoever to Name

Everyone in my family is now being spied on by me. I can see everything that they're doing, and I can control their screen without them knowing. I have also now saved a copy of their hard drives to various external hard drives I have lying around my room. I was only able to save my dad's and my mum's though, 'cos they were the only ones small enough to fit. I'll just have to save my brother's hard drives onto various disks. The great thing about having a copy of their hard drives is that I can still monitor what they've been doing, while their computer isn't turned on.

I'm studying abroad in China for a month this summer. Yeah, that's right. I got shit goin' on in my life too.

I just hit level 60 in Gears of War 3

I just found 20 dollars
>>231 why are you

>>234 And you'll give them to me?

I just sent a text to my "girlfriend" incorporating the titles to 20 different Disney songs from movies. Fuck yeah

I passed my last psychology class without going to class once. (Except for midterms and finals) All I did was cram before each exam.

bamp

I know how to kill someone with my thumb.

>>239 Obviously, you have to stick your thump in their butthole! XDD Got that from Steve Irwim.

>>240 Nope, find the middle of their collarbone and shove your thumb into 0.5-1 inch above there.

I can freak out even the most hard-core people with my vibrant description of torture/murdering methods lecture. It could just be because I smile like a blood-thirsty maniac, but it sure scares the heck out of hardened horror fans...

I can fap to >>242 's vibrant description of torture/murdering methods.

Without any milk.

>>243 Some of my lulz.

>>242 Pfffft.

Today I bought a house. I'm very excited about it!!!!! No more living in an apartment for me! No more Colorado! Now I just have to wait until all of my cases here are closed so I can get out of the Midwest.

I recruited another Dollar just now.

Also, I've never been in a real fight that lasted more than 5 seconds outside of my karate class and I've never lost. Anyone else who's ever wanted to fight me was scared away by my detailed description of each and every way I would destroy them.

I HAVE A BUTLER! and i live in a mannor for that fact >:)

>>246 Rule of the internet, pictures or it didn't happen.

>>247 all of this with a side of bacon

>>248

Im a great chess player. And i rule at first person shooters. I also found out that you can download drrr!! On psn.

>>246 For what fact?

>>247 This.

I finally found the MLP: FiM soundtrack last night! I was pretty excited about that.

I went to New York for the weekend and didn't get mugged.

Here's a brag for ya.

I got a girl naked and on the bed at the age of 5.

bump

Bumping.

Went to Eeyore's Birthday Party.
It was fun.
That is all.

I fed a homeless man and made him cry because someone was actually nice to him, instead of spitting on him. Almost made me cry....almost.

I droped my phone and graves it again right before it hit the ground....how about that?

>>258 What did you feed him?

I bought canned food, a can opener, a metal bowl, a spoon, fork, and a portable camp stove. Only cost me about 200 total..with discounts at the stores. Why you ask?

>>261 'Awhh, that's sweet of you.

And I was just curious, that's all.

Everyone deserves to have something in their stomach, right?

>>261 How the fuck did you manage to spend TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS on just that?

I need to teach you how to shop. You overspent in my books :V

2 months of canned food, can opener, metal bowl, spoon, fork, portable camp stove, and forgot one thing: the gas for the stove. I provided 3 of them gas can thingys that go with it.

Funds aren't really my problem. I used to be cheap...as in can get a month's worth of food for one person (breakfast, lunch, and dinner) for around 45 bucks.

I spent the 200 and not even gave much thought to it.

bump

>>265 I feel like you deserve a patch/medal

I finally managed to get my project through! I think the lady in charge of the program was as happy as I was that the committee finally got their heads out of their asses and approved it. This was my third interview. I didn't change anything from the first except make some things a bit clearer.

asdfs

Yay, got into the state university! woot! woot!

Took first place in the Champion's tournament for our local Barony.

Can't wait to participate in the Champion's Games this summer. All 4 Champions pick teams and devise obscurely ruled matches, fighting it out to see who is the best of the 4.

Pleased I placed at all, let alone took a fucking title >:D

I Noscoped a wooden pole at the desert in Arizona.

LOL. So today I was at the mall.

Found $5 on the ground.

And it wasn't one of those fake dollars for once. xD

But the fact that it's the ONLY thing I can happily brag about is kind of sad. x']

Got accepted into computer science at the Vocational Technical School. Went to VoTech orientation today:

<3 I'm supposodly the only girl in my Vocational Technical class. (Lack of awkward, judgemental, and/or gossipping conversations FTW.)
<3 I'm surrounded by rather decent looking boys for two and a half hours a day.
<3 The teacher is really layed back and is so fucking clumsy I won't feel out of place at all.
<3 There is NO homework.
<3 I get pretty much free reign of the computer all day.
<3 I'm the only student from my home high school. (The program accepts students from all over OC.)
<3 I already know everything we're learning the first year about HTML, so it's going to be pretty easy 'til senior year.

>>275 Also, the dress code is really strict. At my normal high school, I see every kind of body part thrown around. Here? I don't have to worry about seeing TIT every time I turn around. Or ASSES. Or FAT STOMACHES POURING OUT OF SHORTS.

Seriously, guys. If you're fat, don't wear hip huggers, don't wear belly shirts, and definitely don't wear the two together o=o

>>276 thats something to brag about

>>277 I'm sooooo happy. I like dress codes.
DRESS CODES ARE NICE THINGS.

>>278 codes that are enforced.*

Bragging thread. Well, since no un aint naw makin 'er givin them dos fackos, I gawtta say, i just wanna braggin to yall bout my totally awsum radically speshul insanely groovy frends :w der them bestest u can ever git.

So thank you for standing up for me, wen im angry and unappetizing, and for those smart friends: thanks for pointin me in the rite direction. :D /o/ i lyks u.

i lyks u lawtz

>>280 Please speak in English, I really want to throw a dictionary at your face

with you there 281. xD

>>280 I have something to brag about: people are able to understand my posts.

>>281 >>283 >>284

I see you're unable to grasp the concept of satire.

>>285 of what?

I understand kaoris posts perfectly fine.

>>287 It's hilarious when Kaori gets mad, her posts turn into eloquent verses of grammatically correct English.

It's true.>>288

>>286 ...seriously?
When you learn what satire means, we'll think about letting you comment other people's English skills.

>>288 This.

^

i am awesome a god stuck in a human now that bragging booya

i am awesome a god stuck in a human now that bragging booya

i am awesome a god stuck in a human now that bragging booya

i am awesome a god stuck in a human now that bragging booya

>>112 He/she/Michael Jackson, keeps harrassing people on the fucking site about nothing, and annoying the fuck out of everyone here, being a dick to newbies, and etc.
>>115 Sure you do. You just like being an annoying dick, correct? ^^

I managed to clean my room today without getting super distracted. I can get a lot of shit done when I'm focused.

Today, I got a rocking bench. Like a rocking chair, but longer. I didn't even know those things existed before I got home today to see one on my front porch. Needless to say, I did not come inside until dinnertime.

And today I took the hardest math test we've had all year (all day, I watched students go in and out of the classroom for last-minute help). And got a 95%. Magically bringing my grade up from a 79% to a 90%. FUCK YEAH. ;D

Bump

>>298 Nice.

>>298, Fuck yeah, Tsu, fuck yeah.

I took the APUSH test today. I think I did pretty good.

Right now, I'm a high school freshman, and this upcoming summer I'll get the chance to take college level biology classes. It goes without saying that I am indeed pleased. By the end of this summer, my bragging potential will increase by 200%.

"All you can eat, Chinese Restaurant Buffet"......
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

I have a blue gameboy, pokemon, and a lightsource.

>>305
Lame.

>>306 correct, you are.

>>305>>306 Actually, I'm jealous.

I have the skyrim online multiplayer game. not the crappy world of warcraft engine elder scrolls online multiplayer game. skyrim online. yeah.

skyrim online is still updating as I speak.

WhWhat how when >>310

I just got an apology from my father. That seems like something bragworthy

>>312
It is.

>>312 I would have to buy him like... thirteen bottles of hard liquor before I could get my dad drunk enough to say sorry for anything :V

Bump from the dead. I finished an essay within an entire period with no planning and with only a laptop and book. I dunno if I'm obligated to brag about this.

Just learned I'm going to be awarded for my Geography skills by my school. Not a surprise, though I wasn't expecting it. Fuck yeah.
-check Vag thread for more info-

>>317 I know where Canada is

My friend at work told me to check my last paycheck, turns out I got a 85¢ raise :D

I work with Subway. That being said I dare anyone to try and be my 41 sandwiches per hour. That includes taking the order, making the sandwich, and finally checking the person out. I am able to do 41 of those per hour. I also pride myself in making nearly every sandwich to formula.

My friends spent a span of two weeks writing their research papers.
...
I wrote mine in two hours, and it still came out better.
I wish they would ask me to proofread their stuff already =o= I hate seeing them get thirty points off for having too many spelling/grammar errors when I already said they could bring it to me.

Also, I'm writing my research paper on religion...
And I just realized listening to and watching a My Pony AMV while reading the Bible probably isn't proper LOL

>>322 Er, I'm too lazy to relocate this comment, so sure, yeah. I was bragging about being improper :V

>>321 isnt it just awesome how you can just.. do that?

slghtly off topic, and not a brag at all, but apparently there was a study where MRI's were used to examine the brain while the person was bragging. turns out that the areas of the brain that were more active were the same ones that were active during sex.

This thread brings sexual satisfaction to all who participate in it.

>>324 Not sure if sarcasm. I find it awesome, though. Blame Mavis Beacon and Gaia; I can type obnoxiously fast without making grammatical errors.

>>326 wasn't sarcasm, I love bring able to not have to spend days working on a paper n just be able to do it in a matter of hours

I'm not going to get a good grade on it, though. -20pts for it being in late and -50pts for it not being sent to TurnItIn(.com) due to being late. So I can't only get thirty points or lower on it. I hate the way she grades things. If it's a well written essay, who cares if it's a day or two late? That shouldn't automatically bring someone down to a maximum of thirty points. I'm pretty pissed off, especially since she knows I'm not going to plaigarize; why do I have to send it to TurnItIn? And now she wants to have a conference with my parents, but I'm not showing my mom my progress report she said it on. We have two weeks left of school; whatever she has to say to my mom, she can say to me. Screw her.

>>328 For the record, I thought it was due next week ._. I wrote the wrong due date down and screwed myself over. (Hence why I had a short time to work on it compared to my friends. I shouldn't have procrastinated in the first place, but this sucks.)

Got an A+ on my English language speech analysis. YUSH!

I pasted math class even though i haven't been there since december.

>>331 Pasted.
I wish I could paste math class, too.

>>332 man i fail at spelling and grammer.

got two awards for my graduation, one of them being academic honors. fuck yes.

Four words. Vacation in one week.

I was gone for three days last week, in the space of one 90 min period I managed to catch up in my computer class. Not only that, but I passed the point many people in the class are in the damn textbook. I can officially do four days worth of work in one day.

Schools out bitches XD

I am finishing my final day of high school tomorrow. Ever. Like, I'm never going back.

All you underclassmen be jelly.

Screw you guys. I have three more weeks left.
This week, then a week of half days, and then a week of finals.

Why the fuck do we have a week of half days, anyway?

>>338 Meh. I'm missing the seniors already. And it's only been a day since they got let out... DX

Oh! I have something ta brag about. I has myself a boyfriend! :D

>>339>>342


<3

>>343 <3

>>343 >>344 Ohlalalala.

>>345 Hm?

>>345 You're in on this too.

>>347 Totally.

>>349 Yeah, brah.

No more italics.

Got my nine-year old cousin hooked on Durarara today.

...Fuck Yeah.

One. More. Day. And tomorrow is a half day. And..yeah. And I get to miss swim lessons. I hate my tutor. I hate him.

Ganna get a 3DS soon :3 Oh hell yeah

i got my knife back from dad.

>>356 Would you stop posting suicidal/emo pictures of yourself? You're going to disturb younger members =o=

>>356

You fool.

It's down the road, not across the street.

:|

>>358 lol'd so hard.

Clancy, you attention seeking fuck.
Quit being a pussy faggot and kill yourself or stop acting like you're going to.

You're fucking pissing me off man. Faggots like you make me wish I was dead.

Back to bragging.

1. My French project came out fucking amazing yesterday. I lost the hard copy, so I found some free site called prezi.com, made a presentation in a ten minute slot forth period, and then presented it seventh without a fucking problem. I also presented for almost twenty minutes. My presentation was on Japan, and my French teacher remembered me telling her I spoke some, so I got to talk in Japanese at the end, too. I feel badass (hence my chat name yesterday).

2. I finished typing up a full page, 11 font final exam essay in a legitimate ten minute period of time for fashion class. I checked; not a single grammatical/spelling error without spell check on, nor were there any content errors. Everyone else took until the end of the period. I had enough time to type up two of my chemistry essays ;P

>>360 fourth*

Today I made a great business deal.

Today. I watched some of my friends graduate highschool, and I only clung to ONE of them. And I didn't cry.

I have befriended a socially challenged girl. It turns out she's actually quite smart and is a rather good writer, she just doesn't have the first idea about dealing with people. You'd be amazed at the things you can learn if you just sit down, shut up, and listen.

Made my baby cousin laugh for the first time.

I took four hours to get my hair done.

I just made 65 dollars babysitting. The kids were asleep, didn't even see them once. I sat on this person's couch for three hours, surfed the internet and drank root beer. AND GOT PAID FOR IT.
I dunno if it's a brag post when there's no real skill involved, but whatever. :P

I just made 50 dollars for helping someone move.
Why did I get paid? I dunno either.

I just made 3000 dollars doing a glorified Google search.

>>369 SPEAK. I want more information on this.

>>369 Tech support?

With three thousand dollars, I would be over half way to my GYLC funding ;u;

I finally got wireless working, si now I'm on here on my Wii. It's so weird...

Weird. Tripcodes show up differently on here.

More like not exist.

>>375 ?
I don't write my tripcode in on consoles :V I was looking through past posts, though, and it looked wei-

OH FUCK. I wrote my tripcode wrong earlier. No wonder.

i got a hat. :I

I got a pawn shop to give me three times the money I was expecting for the bass guitar I sold them.

I went to MCM Expo in London and met awesome people and bought loads of cool stuff and just had a great time in general. :D

I burned a couch and a dresser in a bonfire and didn't get my eyebrows taken off.

HA HA HA!

>>380 Again: That poor dresser ;~;

HE HE HE!

>>381 >>383 Please stop spamming the board. If you want to brag about something, talk. Don't go around capsing random shit with pictures that don't relate to anything.

>>384 thread*

>>384 I was bragging about my katana blade and reaver claw by showing them.

Theres a weapons thread in tech i think.

>>386 And how were we supposed to know from your shitty quality pictures?

Words. Next time, use them.

>>387 i did not know that. thanks

>>389
my webcam is messing up

I got my thumb drive in my computer on the first try today. I am a goddess.

>>370 Whaaaa? What do you want to know?

>>371 I really wish...

>>372 With three thousand dollars I am going to buy a fur coat for my cat. Just kidding. Maybe

Today I managed to get ready for my day in under twenty minuets.
This includes; waking up, drinking coffee, showing my cat some string, taking a shower, brushing my teeth, putting on clothes, and showing my cat some string a second time. That is the fastest I have ever gotten ready in my life.

I got a top comment on youtube. Im happy.

>>394 Pics or it didn't happen.

>>393 I want to know what kind of treachery you did in order to get $3k for searching shit.

>>396 It's not treachery. :c

>>397 Then tell me what it is :V

>>398 My job.
Competitive intelligence.
It's a little bit more than a Google search...I was just being dramatic.

It is easy though.
As easy as a Google search.

>>399 I want your job.

>>400 You can have it.

Bullshit, someone stole my top comment spot >:l

Despite the rain and stormy gloomyness today, it is my last day of my freshman year, and frankly, this has probably been the smoothest school year since early elementary school. So yeah, I guess I can brag at how pleasant this year was and celebrate the fact that I'm getting out for vacay in...let's see here.....5 hours. Yeah.
/o/

Made a meat loaf yesterday and it was actually really good.

I can post on two threads on the same board within the exact same second.

Well I finished school today, so I wanna brag about THE MOST AMAZING FRIENDS A PERSON COULD EVER HAVE FOR 5 YEARS, and 11 for some.. (HACHI I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH!)

I met My Fate :)

Guess who gets to see Ringo Starr? This guy.

I don't really brag but I'm bored as hell so ya...I got a hundred on my final exam in Adv. Science!!!!

I think I did really good on my Final/Lab Practical for Chemistry >P Labs aren't my specialty. Like, really not my specialty. My team almost always got a 40+% error. Even though I like Chemistry, science isn't my specialty.

But this time, after calculating everything on my own, I ended up getting a 1.3% error. The only thing I screwed up on was forgetting to gentle heat for one of the heatings, and I never go the constant mass (rant out of time because I used a little more than I was supposed to). I bet I would have something close to 0 if I actually got to finish it ;u;

Either way, fuck yeah. I did really well.

>>410 never got*

Didn't work at school today cause the special chorus group went on a field trip (Ehem, Six Flags) so the rest of the grade just went all chill and we learned nothing other than Walmart is great during a zombie apocalypse.

When my teacher told me my answer was wrong but it's really right . Not today, bitch.

the fact that everyone in my class is smarter than my math teacher who doesnt know shit about math. How many fukin times do we have to fix ur dam mistakes. Lol we teach her more shit then she teaches us.

I'm finally tall enough to easily change the lightbulb barefoot without raising my heels at all >D I've probably been tall enough for a while, but my lightbult hasn't needed to be changed for almost two years now :T I rarely use the lights lol

>>415 i can almost put my palm on the celing.

Goddamnit.

My hate!thread virigity was just taken <3

>>418 I'm derailing your thread :D. What was the same fag bitching about anyways?

>>419 I don't give a fuck about derailing on most threads.

She made some duplicated 'Don't bully emo kids!!' style thread with improper grammar. Half of it was her ranting about how people hate her because she's 'emo'. I told her it was a duplicate, that she should stop being a poser, and to stop commenting on the thread. She then proceeded to make a hate!thread about me.

>>420 ... Emus don't call themselves "emo", so she is being a poser. I've bitched at people for making threads with crappy grammar. So, if I was there, I would've gotten the Hate thread. Fun :D. I wonder if she'll ever come back, or if we scared her off.

I got my second hate thread ;D I don't know if it counts since it's by the same person, though.

>>422 where?

>>423 Missions

I supressed the urge to troll the trolls about my manliness.
Kind of.

/accomplishment

I found it.

I just went back to my highschool to see off all my now senior friends, and didnt get a visitors pass. Im such a badass.

I made a theme and uploaded it to the ModMyi Cydia repo. I kept what I liked of it. Now my Statusbar is amazing. Also, I found out how to edit my Mobile Safari from that boring, ugly gray/blue to cyan. And did it. Now my iPhone is exactly how I want it. Until I find something else I want to add.

Awesome level: three.

0/3700 EXP.

Only 3700 Experience Points to go until level four.

Zelda hearts as signal bars, Triforce as Wi-Fi bars, and Heart Container in status at currently. A blue Chuchu as the 3G icon. Gonna theme the EDGE to the Hylian Shield. And the cyan color of the app is kinda obvious in this pic.

...I did choose the right pic, right?

>>429 Me gusta!

>>430 Took me all on an hour to get all the statusbar icons to be there and about ten minutes or so to get the Safari app to be like that.

Only problem: now everything that uses the same file for the bottom looks like that now. I wish that weren't true, but still. Worth it.

Autocorrect, stop annoying me by correcting words like of to on.

>>429 How did you do that?!

>>433 Like I said, Awesome Level: Three.

Plus, jailbroken iPhone. And the theme Dark Safari modified using my awesomeness powers with the help of WinSCP and Paint.NET. Not hard if you start to think about the exact task at hand.

Finished the short story I had to write for my English class in school, with a whole day before its deadline. - Quite an accomplishment for me.

Figured out how to make V.1.1 with way less work. ...Now to go do it.

...Legs, make the body stand and walk to the computer!

>>436 random idea, is it possible to make your lil heart meter be more than one if one went to some special area in the phone that tells battery life?

>>437 It's a theme, so I have slightly more limited use of the filesystem. So, no. I will have to look up a way to go frame by frame and not use a ~20 pixel (I'll check the size and report back) filler that appears/disappears as the battery changes.

Already dimmed the NC background, an made the signal hearts bigger. What all was on my to do list?

Three wide by forty tall.

I've done everything except the better battery and the dialer. And it's only been ten minutes.

My Cyan Safari and LoZ themes got accepted by BigBoss.

I just got my grant money in the mail.

6 days early.

And they gave me more money than I was expecting.

It's been a good motherfucking week.

>>442 Good for you. :/ I'm probably not going to be on chat untill friday... My internet's down untill then... I think..

Only eight more days untill my boyfriend is ungrounded! Whooooo~!

got tons of money for my birthday and was able to swim a whole lap of the pool without taking a breath once

One more day of school (if you add two half days together) and tomorrow's graduation ceremony includes cake.

>>446 The cake is a lie.

The girl who friend zoned me for years told me that she wanted to kiss me on the last day of school and she still does! Next time I see her we will finally kiss!

Then apparently you werent friend zoned ya durp.

Ice cold Coca~Cola in a glass bottle. 'Nuff said.

I bought the Winged Dragon of Ra Yu-Gi-oh card for only $20 *insert fuck yeah face here*

>>451 You should try going to Goodwill (or another second hand store near you). A lot of the times, they'll sell huge packs for like five bucks. I got over two hundred cards (many of them were really good cards) for only a couple bucks.

>>452 I'll check next time I go. Heck, if i'm lucky i'll get some of the oldies!

Shit just got real on Minecraft. I found a new continent and wanted to explore under the water by the desert. I happened upon a big dug out area like a mine, so I decided to glowstone it (so mobs wouldn't spawn and therefore couldn't kill me when I swapped to survival mode).

I found a huge fucking temple. I thought it was just one room with a spawner, but then I swam through the water (creative mode is boss) and found this huuuuuuuuuuuge castle like structure. Long stairs, shittons of dully lit rooms with spawners all over the place. It's fucking bad ass.

Bread/Navi/Pint/Pine/Kao/Kanna/whoever else is in our MC server - you guys should... totally come explore with me :O /probablygonnagetlost

>>454 swam through the lava*

>>454 ive seen one of those... but it was in nether.

My shop foreman and I talked about airplane stuff for 10 minutes today at work.

He never makes conversation with anybody else in the shop.

Today feels win.

Oh, and >>458.

>>454 Yeah, the strongholds are pretty epic when you find them, especially since there's only three in each- wait, wait, what? Y'all have a Minecraft server? Interest has been piqued.

On topic, my skeleton plot for a comic is nearing 9000 words with only about a quarter of the timeline covered so far.
...now I just need to motivate myself to start drawing it. -_-

>>459 Yeah. It's a private server of ours. Sorry, but I don't know if I'm allowed to invite people or not to it :V Publically, I'm also part of the Team9000 server (both Classic and Survival).

^

Pft..i saw this and clicked entire thread.
at the botom of the page before a man can blink...
that badass.

I have a job offer from Nintendo, but only if I graduate from the DigiPen college. I win.

>>463 YOU LUCKY PERSON!!!!

>>464 I've had this job offer since I was...tenish? I sent in about three game ideas, then they finally said, "You can work here if you graduate from a game design college. We recommend DigiPen."

>>465 I am jealous of you.

>>465 Ah! I have a friend that has a job like that, and they said that as long as I come up with like, four or five game idea's, can fully explain everything out, and get a degree in graphic/game design I could work there... But I don't really plan on doing that...

>>465 Sure they weren't just, you know, humoring a ten year old?

>>468 i kind of doubt that. Im sure he would have checked later on in life to make sure they were being legit anyways

I just beat the pokechamp with only one pokemon left at 17hp, and only using one item during the entire elite four bonanza

>>470 Nice.

>>470 what gen and what pokemon?

>>472 crystal and practically only using lvl 44 garaydos, 43 typhlosion, and 33 togetic

>>473 you sir, are a beast.

>>474 Nah, im just using an emulator so Im able to fuck up the enemies hard core with confusion.

I'm going to the USA in July! XD I'm sooooo EXCITED!!! 8D I can't wait! I Mean, I haven't seen my Aunt in a long time and I wonder who's getting married?

And God! I want to see EVERYTHING there. 8D It's been a while since I went to a different country. The last time I went was I think when I was little. But I went to two countries and I didn't know I went to another country at that time so that doesn't count. :P

All of my themes on Cydia have OVER NINE THOUSAND! Downloads. (Eleven thousand, two hundred, and eighty-five to be exact. As of three minutes ago, anyway.)

>>479 That's combined, by the way.

ODEAJHPWOEIGHAPWOIEGHA;POIEYGHAPWEGPAOIWYEGPOAUYWP948YT7Q20389YEHPD;LKNX;JKVFAPWIEHTPG;OAIEHRG.

OMAIGAWD, GUYS.

I just bought a bottle of liquid platinum for 11 bucks.

Tea Tree Oil is apparently the equivalent of liquid platinum.

I went to Luigi's to get some dog food. I'm walking away, and the next thing I know, this fat chick is calling after me. "Miss, wait!" My mom stepped between us and was all, "What do you need from my daughter?"

I walked over, and the woman told me about tea tree oil and how it really helped clear his brother's acne. I came home, looked it up, and it turns out it's a natural product that seems to legitimately work well. I convinced my mom to buy it.

I have to finish the dump reports before I can hijack the bathroom to try it, though :<

IT WAS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL TODAY BEFORE SUMMER! IT'S SUMMER! WHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!

I WENT A WHOLE 5 HOURS WITHOUT THREATENING SOMEONE! :D I feel slightly accomplished.

I got 7/10 bullseyes when firing a pistol at 60m

I'm engaged to the most wonderful girl ever! That's definitely something worth bragging about.

I have now been to half of the United States.
In addition to that, Washington D.C., and 3 Canadian provinces.

None of them are west of where I live. All east and north.
Go figure.

>>487 And, have you gone to Michigan yet?

>>487 I'm about 5 states away from accomplishing that. Also, I've been to 4 provinces, one of which I live in, but is also fucking huge. I should really step up my game for visiting more of my own country.

... ;u;
/neverbeenofftheeastcoast

>>488
lolnope

Alabama, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Mississippi, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, Virginia, Wisconsin (on a non-direct flight airline stop,) Arkansas tomorrow will be my 26th, then of course D.C., New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and PEI are to add for Canada.

>>491 Bastard. Get on chat. It's only me and Barabi in there.

>>492
yfw I'm out in the boonies of Tennessee somehow getting 3G for periodic bursts of internet.
Enough to post, but not enough for a conversation.
I'll be home tomorrow night.

>>493 ASDFGHJKL. I haven't talked to anyone but Tsubaki, Barabi, and Leigha on BBS chat.

I NEED TO TALK TO GUYS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

>>494 HEY! You talked to me just yesterday.

>>495 HEY! I can talk to you anytime on Steam.

Genesis called me today.

He called me with a recommendation from the company I've been working for this week. Because HIS company is going to be using the same theatre next week.

Wants me to load in, possibry run lights for the show... Fuck yeah, doinmyjobrite.

So yeah. I have ANOTHER job call now. This'll make like... My 6th week straight working. 7th if I can work all the performances. And I'm not even 18. FUCK YEAH.

>>495 HEY! You're Sleep. You don't count. :l

I was meaning like, Yata, Haru, Rei, Chrome. Those people.

You're Sleep. You're different.

Oh so I dont count? Thanks for the love ravana

>>499
Dost thou acknowledge to follow and uphold the ways of the djentente?
Cause you could become a member at anytime.

Also yay, post #500

I acknowledge, but im pretty sure I dont follow.

Poor Sleepology.

>>499 Oh com'on Sleep. You know I love you~.

i get to go to the hard rock hotel in chicago in a few weeks

Omgur Im bumping this.
I just got my drivers permit, and tomorrow im going to the bank to open up a checking account.

I got my 6th pocket knife and an arrow :D

I got a basketball, backpack, and art skillz desu. And I finally sung. Take that theater.

Currently signing a contract for this show...

And they're paying me MORE money than they initially claimed they would, AND they're paying for parking, AND they're paying for my gas to get there.

Best thing.

I know how to speak 7 different languages(4 are not fluently thoughXD,I have a 9mm bullet and 7.62 bullet(but not a gun)and 2 pocket knives...i think that's it?XD

I'm white......so yea.

Ooh, also, I got a Swiss model-1918 army helmet :D

>>511 prove your white

I just bumped this thread.

>>512
Stalker threads, dude.

>>513 pfffft.

To bump this thread, I guess I have to brag. Someone in my family is the lead guitarist in a band!

Bump.

I had to write an essay on Beloved and my teacher said if we used Sparknotes or Wikipedia she would fail us. I didn't read a damn thing and only used Sparknotes and Wikipedia. I got a B.

This next one is a little old, but better late than never. I had 5 months to do a science project and at the last minute I bullshitted the results of my project and got a C+.

In eighth grade my English teacher enjoyed telling us you couldn't get more than a C in his class if you didn't finish Ovid's Metamorphosis. I didn't read it. I got an A.

Today was full of win.

During the fighting today I managed to re-open someone's septum piercing, crack someone's rib-cage, and nearly broke another person's arm. With foam weapons.

Now for the good stuff:

In typical fashion, as we always do, we divided into two teams. They were pretty even - at least for the most part. Except for the part where the other team butchered the members of mine, save for me. We only got one of their members - one of the other Shire champions (I am one of the four). So it ended up being me versus the remainder of their team.

The other champion came up to me and said "Show them why you're one of the champions."

I proceeded to BUTCHER the entire enemy team in about 10 minutes. Entire. Enemy. Team.

I am incapable of NOT bragging about that. I might be the underdog champion, but I had to kick some ass to get there.

I study Sil Lum Kung Fu, and will be testing for my brown sash next week. Not very many people get to test so for me this is a huge accomplishment considering how weak I am. xD

I somehow managed to get into an audition-only dance honors class that is only available at my school for sophomores, juniors, and seniors.

I'm the only freshman who has ever been able to be in that class. :O

I somehow managed to arrange a Periphery song into acoustic chords and it actually sounds good.

And I can hit the notes with the key I play it in. This truly is a madjical day.

I got a bunch of cute necklaces, a nunchuck for my wii (since I lost mine a few months ago and haven't been able to play any good games), my mom "bought" me (/wasfree) boxes and boxes of sewing fabric and patterns, and annddd AND ANDDDD

I got The Last Story for Wii /;o;/ My life feels complete.

My birthday party got majorly pushed back. I'm still trying to find a day when everyone is free ;-; Other than that, though, I am so fucking happpyyyy

>>524 ♥

>>523 All I got was a draft notice - you lucky dog!

(So I saw this and wanted to bump it up)

I have reached... level 500 of Abyss mode with the WEAKEST character in BlazBlue and NO power ups. Fuck yeah.

Well then,fuxk it whatever people say. I'm game. Hey people in all my years of being in high school I finally recieved a B in my eaiest class.oh yeah,I finish Halo and I'm proud to say HEY PEOPLE i'M INVISIBLE HERE ON DOLLARS HELL YEAH! *troll face*

^nobody has any idea what you just said.

>>529 This.

I got my signed book from an author! And I plan on getting my history teacher to sign a copy of his novel as soon as I get that! Author's signatures=freaking awesomeness.

I can play blast beats at 300 bpm!!!!!

Okay, thats a lie, but I'm pretty damn fast, especially since I only have one bass pedal.

Also, Armageddon is this weekend, I'm gonna meet Johnny Yong Bosch (Lelouch, Renton, Izaya) and Littlekuriboh!!!! Hell fucking yeah!!!

>>522 Awesome, which song?

Was able to do an entire cover of Too Close by Alex Care today.

Also wrote an amazing beautiful (said by friends, not me) love poem and wrote a parody of Dynamite.

Just replaced the clutch and fly wheel for my car. Few nights with minimal sleep and being covered in oil was totally worth it.

My French teacher said "comme un patron" in class today and I was the only student to understand what he said so I burst out laughing and had to explain what he said and at the point it wasn't even all that funny anymore so I looked like an idiot.

But still, me understanding it is better than someone else.

...haven't had sleep in three months. Can't close my eyes during the night. Not much to brag about, seeing as I'm nearly dead anyway...

Ok this is just a personal best but i reached round 29 in the arcade version of zombie mode on BLACK OPS

>>536 pfffft I reached round 34 on that

I managed. Noi wait.. I think it was round 39... i dun rememebr lol it was a few months ago.

>>538 I DON'T BELEIVE YOU! Nah who really remembers.

NO ONE!

I made the second highest score on My end of course exam in biology, I made a 66 out of 80 possible points. The school average was 49. I'm really good at biology. (btw 66 is really really really good)

I learned how to whistle!!!

Some of the time...

>>542 I learned when I was three.

>>543 I'm just special...

>>544 Yes. XD Happy for you.

--I finally got a f*cking job after months of searching.
--Made a thread that got way more responses than I expected. Very happy.
--I've learned all the Zelda: OoT songs on my Ocarina.
--Finally got past the Water Temple again for the billionth play though. Which, non-zelda players should know that it is very brag-worthy.
--Made my first fan fiction and got positive responses.
--Taught myself sign language.

Halo:CE ctf game. Full game, blood gulch. I decided to go backwards on a ghost to the other teams side, nobody hits/tries to stop me. Get the flag, gets back on the ghost, and reverse all the way back to my base. Flag planted, point made.

>>546 You deserve a medal.

I got banned from /b/ for the next two days.
Not sure why I'm proud of this, but I am.

I get to sit on my ass all day and get paid for it! FUCKYEAH.jpg

>>547 What did you do? o-O'

>>547
1) Rules 1 and 2, obviously.
2) I blame Amanda Todd.

>>549
May or may not have to do with CP.
There's a perfectly good reason for this, I promise.

...not sure I want to know what the "perfectly good reason" is as for why you were commenting on a thread about child pornography...

>>551 Why the...

>>552
>>553
It was a discussion about the girl, and people's thoughts on it.
Of course all of the information discussing the girl was leaked, including the facebook memorial, information, ext.
However, any thread that was talking about the girl got spammed with images of her corpse and tits, so every thread became in effect a CP request thread.
Which is about the time massive blanket bans were handed out.
Unfortunately, a lot of people got caught up in it, but the images needed to be stopped somehow.
























Oh, and the video of her is misleading. She showed her tits multiple times, not just once.
The more you (unfortunately) know.

>>552 maybe black was expressing outrage against it O:
Makes sense for them to do a blanket ban imo, keep the predators away.

>>555 typed that before black responded, just forgot about it so I could finish ep 14 of sao

Maybe I should've left a larger gap between posts.
The reactions were getting funny there for a moment.
Although that gives me another idea on a particular saged thread on the Art board...

-Ivysir page askes to hear people's music
-I post the link to my new song
-Admin CMP likes it

Holy shit guys I'm going giddy this isn't happening but it is, yes.

Well i did have something to bragabout and that was telling LEGION off in chat but apparently my computer is being an idfiot.

Still have power. That should get me major bragging rights seeing as everyone around me has lost it.

THIS.

>>562
...why even bother giving him the time and attention?
I don't really call that a victory for anyone. :P

>>563 YEs but it seems its a psychological deal. INteresting thing is though, he does have SOME friends.

>>562 ... Seems like you got trolled.

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First weekend of no homework all year. Sometimes the small things you have no control over make you want to brag more than ever.

My birthday's on Tuesday... and Tuesday's is a public holiday.

>>570
Happy Early Birthday in case I'm not on then.

>>571 Thank You XD

I have not run out of clean clothes yet despite not havibg any electricity.

/stole moms phone again

I will hopefully talk to you all in the next few days. Until then...tchao

lol tchao

sounds so familiar...

Tripcode recognized.
Good luck with dat power outage.

what OH RIGHT BAMBI

I hope you're alright, I heard NJ was hit the hardest
I mean if NY flooded like 3 feet, I can't imagine what happened there :T

Lol... What happened here...

BARRIER ISLANDS? Whatrethose. Seaside is like... Gone.

I just... Can't believe the boardwalk is gone.

The rollercoaster on Funtown pier is in the Atlantic ;-; like, wtf /stillinshock

I hope they sell chunks off the rollercoaster to help fun their efforts. It's a huge deal down here to think that something so iconic just split in half. Some of our acquaintances lost their entire houses; everything is at whatever curb is left. We, personally, didn't get hit hard, butemotionally, I think we're all on our last nerves. Someone is gonna get shot in all this -_-

I'd talk more, but I write so slow on phones :/

Well that'd be neat.. selling roller coaster parts. Maybe theyd go in some sort of museum

I skipped all of middle school and went from elementary straight to high school.

>>579 Wat.

Wallhacks. ^

Heheh I don't mean to brag but, you know when Disney channel tells you to ask your parent's permission before you go online?
I went online. And I didn't ask my parent's permission.
I'm such a bad boy...

>>582 Disney says that? Well I'll be damned...
>>580 I was in a special program where I learned at my own pace instead of with a class. In America, middle school is basically preparation for High School, so when they saw how fast I was learning, they took me out of 6th grade level and put me in 9th.

In Ag Mechanics class, we had to back up a tractor with a trailer on it, into a "shed" made of posts, without knocking down the posts. A lot of people were practicing, but I couldn't, 'cause I live in town.

With no practice, I still backed her up perfectly on my first try.

I do four days worth of AP Psych work in half a class period on a daily basis.

AP Psych is a joke.

I changed my character's skin in Minecraft.

Pocket Edition.

>>587 same here, man.

Not to sound like a total badass or anything but whenever I 'accept' terms and conditions, I don't actually read them.
*Puts on sunglasses*

I did this to a creeper. Actually, all of them. Go WinSCP and Paint.NET.

Only problem: I keep my screen on brightness level 3… so I can't see them well at that distance.

>>%90 wht did u do to the creeper?! is it on fire or a magma creeper or juss a colour thing

I'm getting a Wii U! :D

>>592 I used Paint.NET to color a creeper to a magma creeper which I saw on Google as a person and use WinSCP to replace the default creeper with my magical magma creeper.

i won a 1 in All-region choir for solo and another 1 for ensemble winning me two medals! :D i was the only one out of my group who won a 1 in ensemble

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-My buddy across the room asked to borrow my pencil.
-I tossed it to him.
-Halfway across, some annoying bitch who gets on everyone's nerves stands up and runs toward the other end of the room.
-Pencil hits her, tip first, in the eye.
-She started freaking out and screaming.
-Entire class goes silent.
-Teacher tells her to go to the nurse.
-Bitch leaves the room.
-Teach comes over to me and asks if it was on purpose.
-I reply "No, I swear it was an accident."
-She replies "Good aim then," and half the class starts clapping for my victory.

Strikes thrown in baseball: minimal
Baskets scored in basketball: hardly any
Bitches deservingly hit in the cornea with a pencil: 1 for 1 so far.

>>601 ...I think this post made my day...

>>601 You win this thread.

>>601 epic win dude.

>>601 That would make my life.

>>601 Two words: Accidental Revenge

Well.... this one bitch at my school was staring at me. She stares every.fucking.day. So finally I walked up to her and said "Hey is there something always so fucking interesting, that you have to stare at me 24/7?" so the bitch gets up and and says "You wanna fight?" so I told her "Sure I have no problem taking down an oompa fucking loompa." The teacher was just sitting at his dest laughing his ass off and after class when I was walking out he told me "Nice one back there. She deserved it." and he gave me a fist bump.

>>607 Your teacher is the best teacher ever.

I passed my college entrance exam without studying!!!

OTB

I've beat two muscly classmates at arm wrestling that people thought I would never beat. And I'm not athletic or muscly t all. I wonder who's going to ask next.

I got to ride a train and a subway today /o/

I actually didnt fail my recent math quiz somehow.

I ran the lights for my school's production of 'Romeo & Juliet' and didn't screw up once!

I shot all the bottles with a pistol USING ONLY 1 HAND.

I've done all my research for my Senior Project!

I met God. And he is black.

>>617
Was he Morgan Freeman?

I listened to music.

During class.

And I wasn't allowed to.

Hehe, I'm such a bad student... But all in all, I'm generally a teacher's pet, so, ha.

today I dodged colored pencils

I replaced my friends clutch during all of last night, and surprisingly that is all it took.

>>621 That's impressive.
Uhh... I busted out a 6 page essay all in one night the day before it was due. She specifically said "This is not something you can do the night before."
She lied.

>>621 I don't get it...
I have nothing to brag about.

I have lived another day!

I lasted through 30 minutes of Fox News for my homework assignment.

>>625
What was the assignment over?
Recognizing misinformational bias?

luls

>>626 We had to watch 30 minutes of news from three news networks, ABC, Fox, and CNN.

>>627 HAHAHAHHAHA

calling fox a news network

oh whew that had me laughing for a while. Fox is so overly sensationalized and biased I can't even

>>627 so.. you had to watch those three? that sounds like one weird ass assignment

I just did what would normally take me a day or two in game development in an hour.

i just finished my college apps!\(^_^)/ now to play the waiting game... (-_-)

>>632 I'm in college! Now to play the pulling my hair out and resisting getting burned out game.

So.

I got this Academic Award from my school's presentation night last night. I also saw my teachers embarrass themselves in front of an audience, but that's totally beside the point.

I got a motherfudging trophy, guys. A fudging trophy.

Lol great job Handle. Love how u made it just blur enough so nobody can see ur real name.

>>634 *clapclap* All I get at my school are just medals, not a trophy :|

>>635 The awards don't really have people's names on them, since my school is a government school, and therefore cheap. On the metal plate of the award it just says "*insertschoolnamehere* Presentation Night 2012 Academic Award Year 11". If anything, I just took my seat's sticker (which had my name on it) and stuck it to the bottom of the base of my trophy.

But hey, you get to see my school's logo at the very least. And yes, it is a unicorn.

Also, this was taken with a mobile phone camera, so no actual blur was needed. :D

>>636 You must be jelly, Ducktashers.

>>637 not really, cause during my whole time of 1st-8th grade of all my Citizenship awards and 4 Most improved, somewhat. I also have a Champion, 1st, and 2nd place trophies from what I got when I was a boy scout.

>>638 man I didn't look at what I wrote, I'm seriously going blind...

Guess what bitch made it into the Honors program at the college she's going to. This bitch, that's who.

Guess who's getting their own mother fucking house at age 20 without any college degree. Me. Fuck Yes.

i meant 21. the whole "without college degree" is not really something to brag about, but it shows that a person doesnt need one to be successful.

oh dayum

das impressive, gz Firo //patpat

>>640 Honors for what course?

I started global warming so ha i beat all of you

I started global warming so ha i beat all of you

Dude I was chatting with some high schooler my friend thought was HOTT (which he totally was) and told he afterwards

Dude I was chatting with some high schooler my friend thought was HOTT (which he totally was) and told her afterwards, and she went into jealous mode... Hehehe I feel amazing right now~

>>643 Honors College. We get special dorms, special classes, priority scheduling for classes, etc.

While most people my age are attending college, once a week I help teach a college class. Fuck yes.

^ fuck you for knowing what you want to do for life

>>651 I'm volunteering to help my friend (who was my high school drama teacher) in her college class as her assistant. I'm going to try to get a paid job at the high school as on official TA since I aim to become a college professor.

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I'm gonna brag about my mum's lesson plan for her kids this year.

She has an annual "reading racers" project, where for every book read points are given to that kids team. This year however, it's "Books to Ba Sing Se" and every kid is reading quickly to earn points for their "nation".

Each child has badge representing their nation (Water, Earth, Fire and Air symbols). She printed out the map of the avatar world, and traced the trail the gaang took from the Southern water tribe to Ba Sing Se. For every book read, their badges are advanced individually step by step, closer and closer to the Capital City, Ba Sing Se.

Best part is, periodically they will watch an episode from avatar based on where the majority of the readers are at. So for instance, if the majority of the class have reached the Kiyoshi Island on the map, then they watch the episode introducing the Kiyoshi Warriors, so then the class is travelling with the actual avatar gaang.

She asked me if I wanted to help her out with this. I was like "Fuck Yes! When do we start??"

Next year will OF COURSE be Harry Potter themed.

I have a 92 average, on the honor roll, and I'm bragging this for everyone I went to middle school and elementary school with!! >:D

I have a 92 average, on the honor roll, and I'm bragging this for everyone I went to middle school and elementary school with!! >:D

Take that smexies I got a flower and you don't :P

I have yet to become good friends with a straight guy that hasn't ended up asking me out. I thought I'd break the streak with my new friend, but it seems that I have failed yet again. I'm starting to think guys only hang out around girls if they like them.

I made a left handed hook shot over the tallest girl on the other team. Woot!

> Black chick fight (hardcore) in lunch room, few feet away from me

> They get drag out the room, still fighting, by a cop

> awkward silence, whole lunchroom is staring at the spot where they were dragged out.

> I start clapping slowly, some other guy joins in.

> suddenly, applause and cheering.

MFW I started a slow clap

six words- friends family birthday party: honorary member. L.A.B.

>>660 bamf

For Yata.

>>664
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng jelly.
I posted some of my collection on dat thread you just made. Me gusta.

I got Dead Space 3 Limited Edition, bitches!

Yata and I just beat down 2 newfags.

I have a girl friend that loves video games, I win.

@666 I beat dead space 3 on impossible... Bitches!

I finally finished A Very Potter Musical!

You sir need an award.

I kissed a b e a utiful girl today :3

Jim is the one reason that you know how to spell that :P

Got a 71 on the multiple choice part of a test, essay questions brought it up to a 91.

>>673 I'm glad someone picked up on it :P

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I can go continuously for two hours while trying to finish.

Thinkaboutit.

>>681 I don't even...

I managed to get three guys to ask me out in the past week. Of course, the obvious answer was no.

I have a couple of things to brag about. I got a 94 on a timed essay in AP Language and Composition and it was good enough for the teacher to read it to the class as an example of what to do. The only thing I got marked down on was not having a conclusion (I didn't have enough time) and not writing much of an intro (once again, time issues).

Also, my band got a Superior at assessment today. (for non music people, that's the highest score you can get) Which makes us a Virginia honours band for the first time in the history of the school.

I'm one of only two As in AP Math class. If the other possibility for an A has an A, that is.

I know for a fact that I have the highest A in there.

Got kicked out of a party I wasn't invited to, then knuckleballed it to some hentai. Fuckin' YOLO!!!

I made a british cousin!~ ouo
Is made me so happi

Got a girl's phone number.

i watch to much anime that i always sleep for about 3 hours a day

I get to be in a movie for school!!! :D

I JUSR HAD SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
AND IT FEEELT SO GOOD

i've been high every single day for the past 3 years and i haven't had to pay a single dollar for the drugs.

I got 100% in my pre-final basic finance exam

came back to jiujitsu today after fucking ever freaking fell behind alot, but i held my own and things still flowed well got 3 submissions on a guy bigger than me that has trained longer, he got 2 on me i had to stop because my stamina is a piece of crap noww :(

>>691
I am mildly jelly. I don't know of your circumstances, But if it's your friends that have been supplying, you may want to thank them with something. lest you become, 'that guy' always taking and never giving.
Again, I don't know your circumstances so I can't say one way or another. Also 'everyday for 3 years'? you most have built quite the tolerance, I find I need to take a few days off every few months as a tolerance break.

Got a boyfriend. Is that something to brag about?

>>695
Nah. Getting a girlfriend is significantlt harder.

Congrats, though.

I auditioned to get into this awesome art school for high school and got in for orchestra!!! I'm soooooo happy!!

Its my birthday and I got 100 dollars in the mail! its sad that 100 dollars makes me this happy but it does. :D

>>696 Thanks

More on the Brags of my Bf-

Hes super smart. Only a year older than me and hes a math and science genius. He can stay in high school for an extra year and have his (I think it was) his associates degree by the time hes 19. He's also a Brony, which makes a select group of my friends shout "YOU KEEP THAT BOY!YOU KEEP THAT BOY AND YOU NEVER LET HIM GO!" He also like a plethora of Anime that I've never heard of,he's funny,sweet,and wont try to be a douchbeag or take advantage of me. And he's tall. Dont know why that matters,but it fucking does now.

And I have apparently a really good chance of having my poem place in the michigan Social Studies Olympiad competition.

I get my first paycheck on Friday.

Im on school holiday :D

So am I. Gyahahahaha!

Bump. I just feel in a good mood today... Not really something to brag about, but I feel really damn awesome XD

Ive almost finished drawing my friends collage for her B'Day prezzie! And if i could just say i think its turning out ok :D

I went to the Library and as I went to the Manga section, I spotted DRRR. Speak of the devil, It hadn't even been that long since I joined. Anyway it was a nice surprise.

Successfully made it through this video without ripping my head off.
/o/

>>706 You watched almost 10 minutes of this?!

>>706 I'm sorry, I was too busy laughing to see how that would be annoying.

Succesfully cuddled adorably at boyfriends Uncles house(His uncle is my best friends dad whom I've been friends with scince I was 8 and she was 9) for 3 hours without akwardnes.

Successfully fapped left handed. Head about exploded for a while.

we dont need to know this name

>>711 Sure you do. A long as someone reacts (positively or negatively), I will tell.

>>711 I wanted to know how this would go if I tried it.

>>713 It works. Just hard as heck to figure out at first.

Fun Fact about me: I never read the FAQ or the rules due to already(mostly/somewhat) knowing them. And I never went on any boards to remember.

Not much to really brag, but meh. Some people can do that.

i have riesens

>>716 You have what?

it is a delicious chocolate caramel candy

>>717 This guy's name is so close to mine. I just thought I'd bring that up...

>>718 chocolate and caramel should not be together, ever.

Not sure what's wrong with the combination... Though I don't like caramel, I always thought chocolate and caramel was quite normal. It's adding cinnamon that makes it weird.

Oh, and I think I'll brag that I didn't give up on finding the only topographer within 100 miles from where I live. That was some tough shit man. I'm pissed and happy at the same time.`

I actually found a mistake in my teacher's grading on a test and got points back for it. She never makes mistakes. NEVER.

riesens are awesome fuck you leigha >:[

Matched my friend in level in Aion in three days. He's been playing for at least six.

I got a bunny pencil bag, and a Rillakuma pencil case >.<
I feel so happy!!!

But.....not exactly an accomplishment...(__ __")

Roomie had that MJ dance game for wii for two years. Beaten half of her high scores in two days. Gonna have a contest on Friday using dual mode. If I don't win to the point that I make her cry, all this practice is not worth it.

Officially secured my place for the GYLC.

But I still need about $1800 ;-;

I gave >>725 a cursed bunny pencil bag with a Rillakuma pencil case! I'M FREE!!!! FINALY FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beat my mile time, finished at 7:05 today.

Not to mention that I beat all of the girls and guys in my PE class.

>>729 And no, I don't mean seven hours. Minutes. ._.

i dont think anyone can take 7 hours to do a mile em, even if they were crawling

>>731 I can walk a mile in 24 minutes when I'm going at a leisurely pace. I'm pretty sure that it's impossible to take 7 hours unless you just stopped to chill, go shopping, cook a steak and eat it, maybe watch a couple of movies, and then continued your mile.

Got a 98 on my two month late research paper. Also got the highest grade in the class for the most biased piece of crap I ever wrote for our final exam last week.

I love myself c:

third quarterly exam*

iPhone capacity left: 0.01 GB

Fuck yeah.


...I need a new one.

My husband thinks I'm getting her a ring for our anniversary when really it was $0.01 on amazon so I decided to get her one too and cause she always gets me jewelry. The best part is that they're sterling silver so it looks like I spent a tone of money. Yay amazon.

I have a friend who can hack stuff. EHHH? THAT BRAGGY ENOUGH FOR YA!?

I own a sonic screwdriver, a Master Sword made of real steel, and Psychic paper.

@12th Doctor (Axel) that is so cool! Sorry, im a nerd. . .

I have a secret group at my school called the OSE. I put up posters about the school shaming girls about wearing "innaproriate cloths" while the guys can have their underwear hanging out and their pants literally down to their knees. It's kinda funny because I hear from rumor that the office hates me but im the students new "savior".

I also hacked the school firewall like the second week of school so I could get on Facebook and Tumblr while at school c:

>>740 NO, changing the http to https is not hacking, it's just bypassing.

Idk, but when I eat a lot, I don't gain weight, anymore...WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME!

>>741 so that's how you do it O.o

>>740 who the fuck needs Facebook at school!? We got cell phones.

>>740>>741 We have a full on proxy system both on our school computers and on the school internet system. Why is your guys security so lax on it? Half the time we can't even go on Google Images.

^

>>743 Who the fuck needs Facebook on their phones? We got lives.

Bump

>>746
And what do our lives tend to revolve around?

>>748 the sun

>>749 This.

>>741 Are you complaining about not gaining weight?

My friend/little sista Lauren won both of her basketball games and only sat on the bench for 5 minutes after some scrawny bitch jumped her from behind and made her fall.

I've only spent like 3 whole days alone this summer.

Oh! My ringtone on my phone is now "trust me" The Durarara!!! ending theme.

>>752 A cool song.

I think all DRR songs are badass.

On to me: I'm growing a beard!

I'm writing a ShiZaya story... :I

I haven't done any of my homework for 3 weeks. 1 week left to finish it :P

cv jhm