What was weirdest (or creepiest) thing you were ever caught saying out loud? It just occoured to me what people just say without noticing..... I want to know what the reaction was too.

Teacher: "What would make you happy?" He then starts going around the room, asking people this. He arrives at me.
Me: "To kill the current president and my dad with one shot from my .22 rifle."
Everyone but the teacher: *laughs. hard.*
Teacher: *glares*

There was this one time I didn't think I was talking to myself, I ended holding a whole conversation. Somehow I started singing a song in japanese. My friend was just staring at me.

I was playing super mario bros as a penguin. All of a sudden, i'm pushing the button repeatedly and yelling "I'm out of ice balls!!!!" I realised what I said almost immediately after and looked over to see my cousins doubled over laughing.

>>2 The question is though
laughing at you, or with you?


I have one of these. My brother and I got into a mild argument a few years ago while we were in the car. It devolved into name calling, and since it was the cool thing to say at the time, I retorted with "your MOM is stupid."

To my brother.

My mom, who was driving, turned around and went "Hey."

>>6 Is this why she makes you take the trash out perpetually?

Substitute teacher: Where's your textbook?
My father, circa 8th grade: If it was up your ass, you'd know it.

He got detention, and a spanking or two or three or four from my grandfather, but it's one of those hilarious moments you can share for generations.

To this day, he still can't remember why he said it.

And yes, I know this isn't my quote, but it's still share-worthy.

>>6 I have no idea if they were laughing at or with me.

I've said all these things while playing Monster Hunter only to see my sister giving me an odd look. "I'm wearing armor made of your sisters do you think you stand a chance." And "YOU GOLD-PLATED BITCH I'LL KILL YOU!!" If you play MH you'll know what the second one refers to.

i was in art class once (the perverted class x_x) and i was singing a song about boobs in my head
or so i thought.
it turned out i was singing it out loud.... and in english.. awkward