1 Name: Ulrich!tsGpSwX8mo : 2012-01-17 19:33 ID:uRvMefdM (Image: 466x386 jpg, 10 kb) [Del]
My rival in the picture.
2 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-01-17 19:41 ID:LSRiU8eC [Del]
If you ever see a guy named "Kudo" in the chat...kill him for me, please
3 Name: Spiderman : 2012-01-17 19:48 ID:w9zZJa2s [Del]
Doc-Ock.
4 Name: Ulrich!tsGpSwX8mo : 2012-01-17 19:59 ID:4i1cow6i [Del]
>>2 sorry never in chat
>>3 what does that mean
5 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2012-01-17 20:07 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
>>4Doctor Octagonapus...
...Close enough.
6 Name: Handle : 2012-01-17 20:10 ID:wTqo6kav [Del]
The time I go to school, every student in my state will be my rival. I blame the rankings. :\
7 Name: Ta-kun : 2012-01-17 20:59 ID:Iusd5aUr [Del]
Anyone who i whant dead.
8 Name: MKOLLER !YYk5m0jo12 : 2012-01-17 21:24 ID:g+D72bwQ (Image: 345x354 jpg, 15 kb) [Del]
This fratboy right here is my enemy. James Melander, freshman at Oregon State University, studying Nuclear Engineering. He worked a job at a small town computer store and made tons of money for very little work. Every girl falls for him. He looks badass in aviators and lives life on the edge.
I am five flavors of jelly.
9 Name: Ayanavi : 2012-01-17 21:26 ID:mu1E4xXu [Del]
>>8Oh god, all I can think of is how you would taste with peanut butter.
Why do you do this?
10 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2012-01-17 21:29 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
Umbra Serpens...
Seems obvious though!
11 Name: Bread!RTgBiSnMz2 : 2012-01-17 21:29 ID:5qClW4YV [Del]
>>8Are you
Grape Jelly
Strawberry Jelly
Raspberry Jelly
Blackberry Jelly
and Mixed Fruit Jelly?
Because I'm not too fond of Currant Jelly. Too bad Orange Marmalade isn't exactly jelly... It would've made a nice flavor of jelly.
12 Name: *insertnamehere*!!mhJDjCwh : 2012-01-17 21:49 ID:Q68XZB5r [Del]
So apparently, I can't post pictures saved from this site. Fucking goddamn it.
So I'll just come out and say it. My rival is Misuto.
Me, you, let's do this bro. Rage vs Hat. LET'S GET IT ON. LET'S GO BRAH. I SHALL OVERCOME THAT HAT OF A LONG ASS POST AND WIN.
13 Name: Bread!RTgBiSnMz2 : 2012-01-17 21:55 ID:5qClW4YV [Del]
Oh my
LET ME WATCH!
14 Name: Misuto!M4ZBq07Cs. : 2012-01-17 22:03 ID:WeJ400Nj [Del]
Holy shit. This terrifies me like no other, I'm not even joking.
What do you want me to do, retort with a five paragraph essay on blatant falsifications regarding carnal relations between you and your mother, or perhaps an unrelenting series of remarks regarding the dubious nature of your sexuality, to imply unmitigated slander by way of a "burn"?
Perhaps I am to respond to this by providing a spark for you to rage at me, as if you were some sort of oil-soaked bomb of half-retarded jackassery, primed to explode on contact.
I'll have you know, I am offended you would insinuate I would stoop to such a level! Never would I brandish a harmful word to a fellow comrade in arms such as yourself, and I believe you owe me an apology for attempting to cause tension between us.
...Faggot.
15 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-17 22:05 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
OH man, this is going to be fun to read.
16 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-01-17 22:06 ID:w9zZJa2s [Del]
Sits down with a jumbo bag o' popcorn.
17 Name: *insertnamehere*!!mhJDjCwh : 2012-01-17 22:07 ID:Q68XZB5r [Del]
Come on bro. GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT. YOUR LONG POSTS DON'T SCARE ME. MY RAGE IS THICKER AND REDDER AND ALL SORTS OF ADJECTIVES THAN YOURS MISUTO.
I WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. AND THEN ALIVE, TO JUST DIE BY MY FUCKING HANDS ONCE AGAIN. IT WILL BE A CYCLE OF FIREY RAGE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN BRAH. YOU DON'T EVEN TO HELL. AND THEN I WILL KEEP THAT HAT OF YOURS AS A MEMENTO. AND A BATHROOM.
18 Name: Bread!RTgBiSnMz2 : 2012-01-17 22:08 ID:5qClW4YV [Del]
Whoot, this is public on the thread, even better.
/Sits down as well.
19 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-01-17 22:14 ID:LTRPO48H [Del]
I am rooting for Insert on this one. His epicness knows no bounds.
20 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-01-17 22:16 ID:+ftRUTej [Del]
Hot chocolate? Check. Popcorn? Check. Three more servings worth of dinner? Check. Alright, fire at will.
21 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-17 22:17 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
Gotta be honest... I think Insert will win, but I'm rooting for Misuto..
LETS TAKE BETS
22 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-01-17 22:18 ID:w9zZJa2s [Del]
Same as Mael.
Misuto has a way with words.
23 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-01-17 22:18 ID:LTRPO48H [Del]
OOOH! I bet my ability to make it snow cookies that Insert wins.
24 Name: Bread!RTgBiSnMz2 : 2012-01-17 22:19 ID:5qClW4YV [Del]
Why vote for either?
Ayanavi always wins. No matter what she's doing, she'll win.
/I guess same goes for Kaori too, after what she put on the rage thread.
(Lol, I just say that because I can't pick.)
25 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-17 22:20 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
>>24 Because it is those two who are duking it out >:V
26 Name: MKOLLER !YYk5m0jo12 : 2012-01-17 22:20 ID:g+D72bwQ [Del]
>>11 I am Apricot, Grape, Boysenberry, Blackberry and Raspberry.
Now, this fight between *insertnamehere* and Misuto looks promising. Tell me someone is getting it on camera.
27 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-17 22:21 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
Oh I might as well screen-cap the majority of it.
28 Name: Ayanavi : 2012-01-17 22:22 ID:mu1E4xXu [Del]
Insertnamehere. Misuto.
Shut up.
Now.
29 Name: Bread!RTgBiSnMz2 : 2012-01-17 22:23 ID:5qClW4YV [Del]
>>26 Boysenberry, you clever bastard ಠ_ಠ
I'm saving this forever. DON'T LET US DOWN NOW!
30 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-17 22:23 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
d'awww it was just getting fun..
31 Name: Thanatos!CRiLqZyIfQ : 2012-01-17 22:23 ID:gdeXlJyh [Del]
Come on, Misuto! Don't believe in yourself - believe in me! Believe in me who believes in you! Your hat is the hat that will pierce the BBS!!
>>23 I see your snow cookies and raise some cupcakes.
32 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-01-17 22:23 ID:LTRPO48H [Del]
>>28 NOOOOO! AYANAVI! WHY YOU RUIN THIS!?
33 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-01-17 22:26 ID:+ftRUTej [Del]
>>28 Goddess Navicat, will you grant us this one pleasure of watching Suto and Insert battle..? Just once..?
34 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-17 22:26 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
>>33 They can, but there are restrictions apparently...
35 Name: Ayanavi : 2012-01-17 22:27 ID:mu1E4xXu [Del]
If they must do it, then do it as gentlemen.
With humorous, appropriately themed pictures accompanying their text.
36 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-01-17 22:29 ID:LTRPO48H [Del]
>>35 Thank you, goddess. *bows and kisses your hand*
37 Name: Bread!RTgBiSnMz2 : 2012-01-17 22:29 ID:5qClW4YV [Del]
WHAT DID I SAY?
And I quote myself,
"Ayanavi always wins."
This just proves it.
38 Name: Forte_Sigma!ljEVVXEJNE : 2012-01-17 22:29 ID:RgKraOS4 (Image: 550x1090 jpg, 102 kb) [Del]
*rubs eyes* *yawns*
...mm? ...the fuck is going on in this thread?
39 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-01-17 22:31 ID:LTRPO48H [Del]
>>38 Insert vs. Misuto, all out war...but, with pics.
40 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-01-17 22:32 ID:w9zZJa2s [Del]
Going to bed now.
Expecting to wake up tomorrow with 100+ posts on this.
41 Name: Misuto!M4ZBq07Cs. : 2012-01-17 22:38 ID:WeJ400Nj (Image: 529x376 png, 11 kb) [Del]
...The bathroom part took it a little too far.
You can insult my honor, kick my dog, and threaten my immortal soul,
But it is entirely ungentlemanly to involve my formal headwear.
Where I come from, such an act is grounds for severe beatings inside a burlap sack until you are reduced to a pile of organs unfit for donations to even the most sickly of orphans. To commit such an act is denying your status as a gentleman, or the right to consider yourself a man at all. At most, you have condemned yourself to the status of "womanly child" by stooping to such a rancorous act of mockery, pissing on the olive branch of peace like a man with a bladder infection at a gas station urinal.
Your rage has afforded you no advantage in this spar of wits, by sheer virtue of being an invalid method of participation. To clarify, your threats are that of a half-baked pastry, and you have done nothing but shame yourself publicly.
You have succeeded in affording my contempt, however, Donut. I commend you for that. Should you choose to concede now, you may well escape with your dignity marginally intact.
42 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-17 22:40 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
/slow clap.
43 Name: *insertnamehere*!!mhJDjCwh : 2012-01-17 22:47 ID:Q68XZB5r (Image: 468x691 jpg, 44 kb) [Del]
HOW DARE YOU PUNCH ME. THE GREAT INSERTNAMEHERE. I SHALL END YOU. Or more like your hat.
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, I BURNED YOUR HAT. IT'S BLACK FROM ME USING IT TOO MUCH. BLACK LIKE YOUR UGLY FUCKING FACE. IT'S SO UGLY THAT IT MADE ME CRY. CRY WITH LAUGHTER. I LAUGHED SO HARD, CLEAN UP THAT SHIT BRAH.
KEEP USING THOSE WORDS. MY IMAGES, CAPS, AND FUCKING RAGE WILL BE SHINING LIKE THE FUCKING SUN AND BURN YOUR ASS. AND INFINITE HATS.
44 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2012-01-17 23:24 ID:VI2z6wzq [Del]
>>43 Can't forget the unintended racism! "BLACK LIKE YOUR UGLY FUCKING FACE. SO UGLY THAT IT MADE ME CRY. CRY WITH LAUGHTER."
45 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-01-17 23:28 ID:LTRPO48H [Del]
Misuto, your turn to make a blow in this war.
46 Name: Misuto!M4ZBq07Cs. : 2012-01-17 23:55 ID:WeJ400Nj (Image: 500x400 gif, 452 kb) [Del]
(attached image is a gif)
It was a slap, if such an act was beyond your level of understandi-
...
You burned my hat.
Perhaps I was not as clear as I could have been in my previous post. Such an undignified act of flagrant ungentlemanly- no, by now it has far passed the threshold of merely uncouth, stepping over the bounds into clear acts of war. You must value your pride very little, to willfully provoke its untimely and gruesome demise.
I have to say I underestimated you. Oh no, not your rage - that damp powder keg has been well over-accounted for. The anticlimactic explosion caused naught but a slight breeze, and it was only by an unforseen chance that a spark managed to alight my hat. No, I have underestimated your sheer incompetence and inability to assess a clearly futile situation for what it is. To challenge me to such an uncalled for rivalry is not only foolish, but akin to a death sentence.
The candescence of your apparent burns are child's play - literally, that of a child playing with cheap 5 cent sparklers on the fourth of July; a meager attempt at hostility; a kitty cat, baring its fangs at a motherfucking sabre-toothed tiger. In other words, an unthreatening, child-like pussy.
To say you will be blown out of the water would be an understatement, and cliche. I would not do even one of such low esteem as yourself the favor of resorting to such a trite premonition. Your bloodied, useless corpse will be detonated with the force of an atomic bomb at the bottom of the deepest pit of the ocean, to be picked apart by bottomfeeders, who stand aloft high above your wretched soul on the food chain of worthiness.
Prepare your anus, pastry.
47 Name: *insertnamehere*!!mhJDjCwh : 2012-01-18 00:06 ID:Q68XZB5r (Image: 554x835 jpg, 60 kb) [Del]
DO IT SON. TRY AS YOU MIGHT. BUT YOU WILL FUCKING FAIL. WHY YOU WILL FAIL? BECAUSE YOU'RE A BASTARD. A BASTARD WITH AN UGLY HAT AND AN UGLY HAT LIBRARY. I'VE SEEN POOR PEOPLE WITH BETTER HATS THAN YOU. NO, EVEN WORSE, PEOPLE FROM AFRICA WITH BETTER HATS THAN YOU. YOUR HATS ARE THE EPITOME OF UGLINESS. LIKE YOUR FACE.
48 Name: MKOLLER !YYk5m0jo12 : 2012-01-18 04:03 ID:UmEnCZUn [Del]
http://lounge.moviecodec.com/images/attachment/you-have-been-officaly-destroyed-5877.gif
MFW
49 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-18 06:23 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
Insertnamehere vs. Misuto Index.>>12 Insertnamehere
>>14 Misuto
>>17 Insertnamehere
>>41 Misuto
>>43 Insertnamehere
>>46 Misuto
>>47 Insertnamehere
50 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-18 06:25 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
Anyway, to re-rail this...
I don't believe I have a rival... But seeing Insert and Misuto duke it out has inspired me to find a rival of my own one day.
51 Name: Black Haru!4Wf3m.ar1o : 2012-01-18 06:28 ID:HVkqSXG4 [Del]
Watching this epicness unfolding makes me wish I had a rival...T~T
52 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2012-01-18 06:57 ID:VI2z6wzq [Del]
I don't have a rival. At least, not that I'm aware of. I think I used to, but things seem to be different now when it comes to that.
53 Name: Yamie : 2012-01-18 07:41 ID:R5jqF79O [Del]
I WANT A RIVAL!!!! >8C
54 Name: Live 2 Die !3Sd75li6/6 : 2012-11-30 21:17 ID:hVQpXDzY [Del]
(Completely random thread bump)
Well...I've got this rival. He just acts like he's the best person ever. He's a gay-acting, narcissistic, arrogant, ignorant buffoon.
55 Name: Alexavier : 2012-11-30 21:26 ID:6GSGbUVn [Del]
Rivals? ME? Nope.
56 Name: Maru-Kai !IDESUte0eQ : 2012-11-30 22:14 ID:gyWwaDuB [Del]
My rivals: two thirds of my school.
Greasers forever, motherfuckers.
57 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-11-30 22:21 ID:uoKbX0V3 [Del]
Rival: Jason Kwok
Abilities: able to match me nearly hit for hit in our "Who Can Hit The Other Last" war.
Weaknesses: Gets diesn't notice me coming up to him to hit him when he's working.
58 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-11-30 22:22 ID:uoKbX0V3 [Del]
Gets diesn't?
Doesn't*
59 Name: bread!BREADU25mg : 2012-11-30 22:37 ID:tJYci9yx [Del]
I just re-read this thread and
d'awwwwwwwwwww
memories
60 Name: reilyx !.18ItdoukM : 2012-11-30 23:23 ID:CZkpL7ZH [Del]
brb dying
61 Name: Chrome !CgbeICNblQ : 2012-12-01 00:41 ID:LmmnAAPF (Image: 245x184 png, 86 kb) [Del]
This faggot right here is my rival.
I hate him so much...because I'm not him.
62 Name: Yamie !I35nGTC/bg : 2012-12-01 00:47 ID:GmVzMoiZ [Del]
11 months later.... :l
63 Name: CeltysCat(on grandmas phone) : 2012-12-02 02:35 ID:WejBSfRm [Del]
>>56. And just what do you have against Greasers?
64 Name: UPS worker : 2012-12-02 13:54 ID:Rs/lZZl+ (Image: 500x338 jpg, 39 kb) [Del]
These motherfuckers... Always leering and giving me the finger when we're both at a stop-light, racing to see who can deliver the package the fastest... This is UPS's territory you fuckers!!
65 Name: Mockingbird : 2012-12-02 15:00 ID:Wrp5guSE [Del]
my rivals.... mocking birds are natural enemy. ironic huh? my name is out of respect for these birds of hell and also i was baptized under this name by my ultimate frisby team. But if I get the chance to, I will destroy those little bastards!! they shall name me their nefarious lord! hahaha
66 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-25 22:28 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
Humankind who want to cut down My tree kind are all my rivals! /necrosage.
67 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2018-10-24 04:09 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
Stairs.
And this thread is lowkey hilarious.
68 Name: Firion !ZeMESPtKtE : 2018-10-24 05:26 ID:Igl2mxX6 [Del]
Dang, this thread is so cool.
My rival would be... spammer, or Pieface. Oh no, RTT case has been resolved so that's invalid.
