1 Name: Phoenix : 2011-12-30 20:37 ID:JJaPEkPr [Del]
If I am a penguin, then why am I a tree?
2 Name: Koniko !gMFwps0fbU : 2011-12-30 20:39 ID:vKsJMDco [Del]
If you see me in your toilet when you flush, then how did you know that I was a mongoose?
3 Name: 二十一面相 : 2011-12-30 20:48 ID:ZhtvLMH7 [Del]
Why are you peering at that dark blue squirrel wearing a sombrero when there's a delicious burrito beside you that just wants to potato?
4 Name: Loliprincess : 2011-12-30 21:29 ID:pAWcAhAA [Del]
How does a chicken cross the road to get to KFC while riding on a cat that goes off to space and the cat keeps saying Nyan and the cat happens to leave a rainbow behind while a dinosaur is planning on destroying any KFC restaurants as well as prevent any chicken from getting to the other side with a magical cat?
5 Name: Ragus : 2011-12-30 21:36 ID:ZUFpF8pf [Del]
A senior at my school does this all the time, so i am quoting him.
Where is "over there"? What is north? How do i oxygen? Why are you laughing when you are crying? Who is "Her"?
6 Name: 二十一面相 : 2011-12-30 21:44 ID:ZhtvLMH7 [Del]
If the world is round, why is there up and down?
7 Name: Phoenix : 2011-12-31 16:06 ID:JJaPEkPr [Del]
To answer some of these: Aliens
8 Name: setton : 2011-12-31 16:42 ID:0jexmAG0 [Del]
how did the apple get in the elephants ear?
9 Name: Minato. : 2011-12-31 18:15 ID:Z3wOp7X/ [Del]
If i have a cock, how did it got born?
10 Name: Keisen : 2011-12-31 18:38 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
If a train is banished to the 6th dimension in the morning at 6:00 PM on a Tuesday, how many Russian flags are on the train?
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12 Name: JessePwns!Q7t.srvWZ6 : 2011-12-31 19:31 ID:wuDxUNNO [Del]
Do you want to rape me?
13 Name: Socks !CTOykyu6cw : 2011-12-31 19:55 ID:KmmFPxkj (Image: 300x225 jpg, 29 kb) [Del]
14 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2011-12-31 19:58 ID:ErVWbQ8O [Del]
Can you see demons?
15 Name: sleepology : 2011-12-31 20:18 ID:lcu4oYal [Del]
How many pickles can you stick in your mouth
16 Name: draygon : 2011-12-31 20:30 ID:OboyICsQ [Del]
Quick! What's a chair plus an apple?
17 Name: Keisen : 2011-12-31 20:33 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
>>16 Half a mint and a rusty switchblade.
Birds times dolphin equals?
18 Name: sleepology : 2011-12-31 22:18 ID:mdFv/Rch [Del]
Shark.
Why can the government never find waldo
19 Name: luv me : 2011-12-31 22:27 ID:RHRG99+D [Del]
y u wtf me? go wtf ur face.
20 Name: Sleepology : 2012-01-01 00:50 ID:vGag5Yl+ [Del]
i dont go wanting to fuck my face, thats just wrong and uncalled for .-.
i actually havent been paying attention to the conversation at all.
21 Name: Sleepology : 2012-01-01 00:53 ID:vGag5Yl+ [Del]
Whats a pickle times a cucumber divided by swiss cheese make .-.
22 Name: Mythical Moshka : 2012-01-01 00:57 ID:Mn8+NIJK [Del]
Have you ever seen an igloo named Mufasa?
23 Name: The Doctor : 2012-01-01 08:01 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
I'm sure you've all heard this one before:
"Why is there BACON IN THE SOAP?!?"
24 Name: 二十一面相 : 2012-01-01 09:17 ID:U2lX1Mms [Del]
Excuse me sir, but why is there bacon in my sundae?
This is a legit question, for those who are American.
25 Name: Summer : 2012-01-01 09:24 ID:wSCH95dR [Del]
>>23 i hear dat all da time.
another1 i hear all da time:
"Why the fuck cant i cucumber u?!?!"
26 Name: NaeBree : 2012-01-23 15:56 ID:qjrmtyxX [Del]
Why do men have nipples?
27 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-01-23 16:03 ID:owAKiFku [Del]
>>26 Because it would look somewhat creepy if they didn't :|
28 Name: Merr !CTpMx8GjEY : 2012-01-23 16:24 ID:SgAJTb9M [Del]
If three guys walk into a bar, and two of them are in a grocery store, how many monkeys are in the restaurant they visited?
29 Name: Starrrk : 2012-01-23 16:53 ID:aymV6TZZ [Del]
If I got shot in the head, how come Hitler's dead?
30 Name: Forte_Sigma!ljEVVXEJNE : 2012-01-23 17:22 ID:RgKraOS4 [Del]
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
/thread win.
31 Name: Marcy !IPLEVNCIlg : 2012-01-23 17:23 ID:aAjlFnQW [Del]
Why did the panda shoot the bar-tender after he ate his meal? (there's actually an answer to this one!!!)
>>21 Jesus's penis...
swiss cheese = holy
pickle times a cucumber = penis
:D YAY FOR LOGIC WHERE THERE IS NONE!!!
32 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-01-23 17:30 ID:owAKiFku [Del]
>>24 Because bacon tastes good with everything. Speaking of which, I intend to make chocolate covered bacon tomorrow... It's going to be glorious.
33 Name: TG!ENB2/J.Ibw : 2012-01-23 17:36 ID:3A082Dh8 [Del]
Herpaderpa?
34 Name: Alfred_Juumonji!yZs/RnAftw : 2012-01-23 17:56 ID:scqiMIDn [Del]
Why do men have nipples?
35 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-01-23 17:56 ID:owAKiFku [Del]
>>34 Already asked and already answered.
The answer? Men would look somewhat if they didn't have them.
36 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-01-23 18:04 ID:owAKiFku [Del]
37 Name: Nomura_Mangaka* !kGDW0ZgPaE : 2012-01-23 18:34 ID:gYRHqEiP [Del]
True, true.... why does the human mind make humas do really, really stupid things?
Also, why does the human mind have no reset button for certain memories?
38 Name: NaeBree : 2012-01-23 18:53 ID:edfhVDWk [Del]
If im a girl then why is my vagina a blue footed boobie? O_o
39 Name: NaeBree : 2012-01-23 19:01 ID:edfhVDWk [Del]
>>35 Actually, the answer is that for the first 6 weeks of pregnancy, the baby's gender is female. Then, after that, the Y chromosone takes over if its dominant. :3
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41 Name: Shibatou.. : 2012-01-23 21:04 ID:rkGiTDUU [Del]
If I am Zhuangzi, then why am I a butterfly?
42 Name: Enni : 2012-01-23 21:21 ID:KUHdoYC1 [Del]
>>41blablabla you could be dreaming that you're a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming to be him.
43 Name: Raix : 2012-01-23 21:29 ID:GneVPO23 [Del]
"Haven't you met the Mexican hobo named Pablo who lives under my bed and makes me tacos?" -Quoting a friend of mine.
44 Name: Misuto 27 !syK3XZB882 : 2012-01-27 16:11 ID:06f4kCND [Del]
If a person's born deaf, what language do they think in?
45 Name: Name !broNAMEpvE : 2012-01-27 16:16 ID:9idUjflc [Del]
>>44 That's actually a great question...
46 Name: Visce : 2012-01-27 16:24 ID:5WcAUrBx [Del]
>>45 I hate to give a serious reply but they'd probably think in sign language. I mean, people think in images and stuff. And I read something before about how if a baby has 2 deaf parents it will start babbling in sign
47 Name: Name !broNAMEpvE : 2012-01-27 16:29 ID:9idUjflc [Del]
ANSWER FOUND!
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/07/how-deaf-people-think/
48 Name: Keisen : 2012-01-27 16:32 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
>>31 Because they don't take kindly to pandas in those parts. (bonus points if you get the reference)
If I want a new car, and all the money in the world has been eaten by mutant oranges, then why are bananas yellow?
49 Name: Forte_Sigma!ljEVVXEJNE : 2012-01-27 22:13 ID:RgKraOS4 [Del]
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
50 Name: The Doctor : 2012-01-28 01:03 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
Why can't I herp all these derps?
51 Name: Andoru !AndoRu/ek2 : 2012-01-28 01:10 ID:QY0++Ypl (Image: 320x226 jpg, 23 kb) [Del]
If someone is killed, but the last action they did killed the killer, is it murder? or a sandwich?
*._. Randomly chucks hamster at Forte*
52 Name: Black Haru !4Wf3m.ar1o : 2012-01-28 01:27 ID:HVkqSXG4 [Del]
If a bear shits in the woods, does it smell like the glorious smell of Wednesday?
53 Name: 石川 霊子 !eZj/enHwnk : 2012-01-28 02:33 ID:qqfRksZv [Del]
You're driving down the highway, and the doors on your canoe fall off...so how many grasshoppers does it take to kick the seeds off a pickle?
54 Name: NaeBree !jAUXc1hruw : 2012-01-28 06:48 ID:edfhVDWk [Del]
>>53 12 grasshoppers and a female indian wolfcake.
Why does Tuesday want to Saturday Monday if disco is the only cat they play at your moms wedding?
55 Name: Takara!E7th54kZFw!!XI8GEi6V : 2012-01-28 08:11 ID:2Liliw5p [Del]
How do YOU pronounce "permasage"?
I always thought it was PER-MESSAGE.
56 Name: frevor4ever : 2012-01-28 08:12 ID:iDCy7k+Q [Del]
when people say it's as hot as balls out here, how hot is the average ball?
57 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-28 08:54 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
>>55 Perma-
sage, the second a* is a hard vowel. so it sounds like (sayge).
58 Name: Takara!E7th54kZFw!!XI8GEi6V : 2012-01-28 08:54 ID:2Liliw5p [Del]
>>57 Ah I see.. Thanks Mael.
59 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-28 08:55 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
since the root word is 'sage'
which means to prevent bumping, permasage just means to be saged 'permanently'..
60 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-28 08:55 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
no problem~ :D
61 Name: Lizardkake !KhZF47EaNk : 2012-01-28 09:12 ID:7Pix6Quu [Del]
If you're on jet ski and your wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to roof a doghouse.
62 Name: kasaine-youko : 2012-02-02 04:56 ID:gGUSNbJd [Del]
how many times does nyan cat say :"nyan" in nyan cat 10 hours?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
:D
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64 Name: Kuro Neko : 2012-02-02 08:20 ID:atffux+t [Del]
If a mime walked in the forest and a tree fell on him, would anyone care?
65 Name: sleepology !CHs4eVJ3O2 : 2012-02-02 09:39 ID:cqZiwsn4 [Del]
Aww...
if you divide a turkey by the number of pies being thrown into the oven by a dog being multiplied by a baseball bat to the head, what do you get
66 Name: Keisen : 2012-02-02 09:57 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
>>65 A brain dammaged dog and a turkey covered in pie.
Why aren't you in space right now?
67 Name: sleepology !CHs4eVJ3O2 : 2012-02-02 10:13 ID:cqZiwsn4 [Del]
Because i lost my portal gun :(
when is there not their while still being they're
68 Name: Keisen : 2012-02-02 11:11 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
>>67 When there they're is your their's. But only on a tuesday.
If I have 7 penguins in my apartment, and you have 4, then how did all these penguins get into the building?!
69 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-02-02 12:00 ID:uqVw0z8P [Del]
If 2 Trains leave their stations at the same time, in 2 different areas, traveling to the same destination, and one is traveling at 150 miles per hour, and the other is traveling at 190 miles per hour, and they need to go 700 miles to reach their destination.... why the fuck am I naked?
70 Name: Phoenix : 2012-02-02 12:57 ID:06eYGu1J [Del]
If I am a pony then why is there a beaver on the coffee table?
71 Name: Phoenix !0UZD1OR/j. : 2012-02-06 12:13 ID:06eYGu1J [Del]
"I am expecting"
Are you expecting a baby or a velociraptor?
72 Name: Sleepology !4a6Vun8zuw : 2012-02-06 14:24 ID:77G+ydNX [Del]
A bearadactyl!!
73 Name: hibari : 2012-02-06 15:22 ID:4a7L894N (Image: 250x255 jpg, 23 kb) [Del]
lol
74 Name: Death The Kid : 2012-02-27 19:35 ID:cRes3Su8 [Del]
!!SUPERBUMP!!
75 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-25 23:44 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>1 I am a tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so if a squirtle built a wagon, when does it cross the road with wagon to eat the chicken? necrobump 4 years later
76 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-25 23:48 ID:nV9u+KN3 [Del]
Please don't bump unused and dead threads, you are knocking off the more recent ones.
/sage
77 Name: Tree !N13m0ewMrQ : 2016-05-26 00:35 ID:ZGQihjox [Del]
>>76 but last I heard, this BBS encourages necrobumping. correct me if I'm wrong.
/sage
78 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-26 06:12 ID:oXf9Pck2 [Del]
Not exactly. It would be one thing if you had bumped ONE old thread because you didn't want to remake one, but you bumped several threads that have recieved no traffic in the last four years or so, while bumping off all the more used threads. That would be like bumping ALL of the old conversational threads on main and knocking off all of the really important ones. If you want to bump old threads, that's fine, just do it in moderation, and try not to knock off all of the more used ones.
79 Name: Nyanka !cSsNy1w6Kk : 2016-05-26 09:20 ID:501NGiDK [Del]
I only bump to knock off shitty posts newbs made (like a certain Yellow Scarves one...).
But besides if the thread manages to keep itself up then it deserved to be bumped, like the "Zombie Apocalypse Weapon" or "When I say ___" ones that I bumped weeks ago. If it doesn't stay at the top then no harm done it'll just fall back down. ;P
80 Name: Ryukagoka !45HNsCawgU : 2016-05-26 10:15 ID:HU9c44Hn [Del]
81 Name: Neko !CAT7JzNTRI : 2016-05-28 10:09 ID:u0x8Hsno [Del]
If humans and dogs reach a certain level of stupidity will they start mating with each other and produce even dumber offsprings?
82 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2016-05-28 10:57 ID:FrkNR4X1 [Del]
>>81 For them to mate, they have to be of the same stupidity, therefore any and all offspring shall only be as stupid as their parents. Until the eminent brain damage that will be gained at ten because they whack they heads not iron poles for their coming of age ceremony.
83 Name: Kokkuri-san : 2016-06-12 07:46 ID:eZpmrfxZ [Del]
Can you contract or give someone else the flu via a kiss?
Damn....ya gotta love a nice flu..
84 Name: Enigami : 2016-06-12 10:11 ID:c3/9yR0O [Del]
>>83 ... wut.
If I have allergies, is it because nature hates me?
85 Name: Prue-TheAnimeQueen : 2016-06-12 11:26 ID:pa+KSSeN [Del]
Nature hates everyone. Really. Murphy's Law can also apply there.
If I'm going to a memorial that is also a casual potluck, do I have to bring food?
