have any insults you just wanna share, or have some inside joke insults? post 'em here...

here's a few of mine:

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little cheese munchkin
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Wat.

u cant spell ugly w/ out the u

"I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire."

Basically it's a bad insult towards the person.

Go suck a bag of dicks.

I think 'Go eat a bag of dicks' sounds a bit more rough.

Go suck your bag of dicks.


Go eat your bag of dicks.

Either way it sounds horrible >_>

Go Suck and eat several bags of dicks.
..xD
Im sorry >>7
D;

Wait.. Would they be sucking the actual bag ORRR
EACH dick individually?

You're obviously from the trailing edge of the bell curve.

^

Some great ones I've found surfing Google:

"Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

"Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is."

"It looks like your face caught on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a fork."

"You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to you."

"Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea."

"Your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick."

"So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."

"If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view; too bad, I can't shove my head far enough up my ass."

"I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse."

"I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that."

"Learn from your parents' mistake: use birth control."

"Earth is full. Go home. And take the XboxOne with you."

"The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis."

"Nice outfit. Go stand on a street corner; you could make some money."

"Your legs are like Tescos: Open 24/7."

"My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you."

"Why don't you slip into something more comfy... like a coma?"

"When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good asshole."

(reposted 'cuz typos)

Calling my guy friends "gay" or "fat" was enough to make them go on edge and defend themselves I've found.

"From now I will take out the trash in clear bags so that you and your family go out to eat"