whats the cheeses pick up line u ever heard or said?
if theres already a thread of this then im sorry.
heres mine: u smell like flowers which gives me head ache.
my pocket is empty want to be full of sun shine. and u remind me of water which i drink every 3.6 hours

hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

>>3 lol never heard of that one

>>4 me either. lulz xDDD sounds like something Mael would say :T

If you were a booger, i'd pick you first.

some others but blah to that. /o/

>>4>>5 my friend has a SHIRT with it on it, and you've never heard it?

>>6 no but have to be one of cheeses pick up line i heard

If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you! ;D

>>8 wow...just...wow

Are you a parking ticket because you got "fine" written all over you

>>10 haha good one

do you work at subway, because your giving me a footlong, Wink Wink

I love you so much if i died i would haunt you so we could be together forever

Haunt and kill^

i didnt belive in angles till i saw u

Hey that shirt is really becoming on you, I know if I was that shirt I would be cumming to.

im kinda surrprise no one put of the most common kinds like are you can i have ur number i lost mine

hey does this rag smell like chloroform?

>>18 i dont get it?

>>18 That's not a pick up line, that's a rapist sign XD

"Hey baby, what's your sign?" "Stop."

lol>>20 xD

"I just shit my pants, so I'm gunna get in yours"

>>23 why are you so disgusting, amel.

ew...>>23

>>23
lolderp.

amel.

Anyways. I liked Mael's line. It's hilarious.

By no means is it a bad line. Just silly as fuck.
On the right girl, it could actually work, but you'd have to pick carefully.

Do you work on a chicken farm?
Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

You must have a mirror in your pocket.
Because I can see me in your pants.

In all honesty, getting a girl out of the blue isn't hard. Especially at a bar. Sit close to her, and just spark up conversation about anything she is using,drinking or wearing.

If she is with her friend, you can do one of two things, separate them, or try and land them both for a three way.

Up to you.

Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
Baby, let me find your nth term.
Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
I think my heart just lagged.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

Your bed looks nice from your window...

I got this from a friend, "Bitch, give me dem digits, I know you ain't goin' home alone tonight."

It appears I've lost my phone number can I borrow yours?

>>30 A stream of brilliance.

My favorite: Baby, I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U.

My fav is: Excuse me miss, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

Those are some nice jeans. I think they would look better on my floor.

*motion the person over with one finger*
I just made you come with one finger. Just think of what I could do with my whole hand.

>>37 I'm going to use this. I'm going to go up to straight women and say that and see how many it takes before I get slapped.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

lol. these pick up lines are pretty funny i read it all to my cousin and now shes on the floor laughin

Two women are talking, step in between them "I don't want to come between you.... or do I? Giggity!"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"
"Somebody call heaven, they're missing angel"
"You wanna come over and watch "Gladiator" or play "Gladheateher"?

>>39 Eww trust me, no respectable girl will ever go for a line like that, or any other pick up line for that matter...

But another one I like is:
Man:did it hurt?
Woman: did what hurt?
Man: I mean when you fell from heaven

>>42 Whoever said a girl would go out with a guy with a line like that. This is the pick up line thread, I simply gave a pick up line. Doesn't matter if it's respectable or not. So calm your tits girl.

>>43 XD Sorry, it's just some guy tried that one on me once... and I decked him.

Heres a poem

Charmanders are red.
Squirtles are blue.
If you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.
Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam.
Like Jesse and James, we’d mane the perfect team!
I’ll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash, and I’ll love you more than a Level 80 Rapidash.
Your more legendary than a Zapados, Entei, or Mew.
But out of all 450, I choose you!

>>44 I double BUMP u. That is an AWESOME poem... Kudos for u man. :)

>>44

but there is 646 Pokemon

>>45 I didn't make the poem, I just thought it was a funny pick up line ^^

Well... I DON'T COUNT THE NEW POKEMON IN BLACK AND WHITE!!! idk man. I just don't know

>>47

Even if you subtracted Black and White you would be at 493. What happened to other 43 Pokemon?!

Mother fucker who wrote this doesn't know shit about the 'mon.

To continue this derailing, there is only 151 pokemon in the world. No excuses.

I know you aint talking shiz about Scraggy

Da shit I am

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=durarara+meme#/d2ioudm

>>44 Nice one.

"If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen."
"I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning." This one's pretty good actually xD
"Are you from Team Rocket? Because you just stole my heart"
"Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, 'cause your making me dizzy."
"My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together."
"If you were a Pokemon, I'd give you an Everstone because I like you just the way you are."
"Hello, I'm from Team Rocket, and I'm here to steal your heart."
"Baby, you're worth using a master ball"

Pokemon pick-up lines ftw!

Wanna play army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me!

The sky will be sad tonight, because the most beautiful star just fell to earth.

>>54 aha i get it XD im gonna try sayin that to my cousin she what she'll do haha

this guy takes punch lines and pick up lines from movies and shows but
Im pretty your pretty lets go home and stare at each other

this guy takes punch lines and pick up lines from movies and shows but
Im pretty your pretty lets go home and stare at each other

Hello ma'am, but I just walked into that wall while I was stareing at you. Give me your phone number so I can... uhhh For insurance purposes :D

>>59 lol like that one.

*draws a straight line on a piece of paper and lifts it* jk

umm i have used "do you know karate, 'cuz your body's kickin." and "how much does an elephant have to weigh to break the ice? ...doesn't matter, i just did."

Hey babeh I has a vagina, you have a dick let's make thinks work...Wait I messed up I'm a guy! XD

>>62
That was....um.....what the fuck?

Are there ninjas in ur pants cuz ur ass is kickin

was gonna put the whole song, but I probably would have gotten yelled at so I will just stick with this

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"

got change for a twenty?

socks that song is so old!

>>67

if being old means its no longer good then damn I have bad news for the remaining Beatles

>>68
Oh snap!

hey! i made this thread for pick up lines not for fights

This one is a little adult,
"I have the dictionary tattooed on my junk, how 'bout I come over and put a few words in your mouth?"

>>71 aha never heard of that one but sounds kinda wrong

Sir, I think you dropped something.
What?
My jaw ;D

Kind lady,
Tonight, I would take part in coitus with you, simply for recreations. In said coitus, I will render you paralyzed in pleasure with my sexual organ, which in turn will cause you to have a substantial orgasm. After said orgasm, we will rest together in each others arms, until the morning, when it will be time for you to vacate my abode, in hopes that I may repeat said coitus with another female in the coming night.

"If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes."

Excuse me did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away!

"Drop it like it's hot". A friend of mine tried using that on a girl once.

>>75 XD i get it

Are you tired? "No why?" Because you've been running through my head all day.

Boy : Im gonna tell the police to arrest you
Girl: WHY!!?? T_T
Boy : Because you stole my heart

Boy : Are you a water well?
Girl : No Im not...Why did you ask?
Boy : Because I fell for you

Boy : Hey...Please wear a life saver
Girl : We're not in a beach...why should I wear one?
Boy : Because you might drown in my Love

Boy : May I confess something?
Girl : Sure
Boy : Your smile is the best smile I've seen in my whole life
Girl : That smile only exists when you're there

Boy : Are you a test paper?
Girl : No....
Boy : If you were...I would immediately answer you

Boy : Are you a drug?
Girl : No! Why would i be a drug!?
Boy : Because im so addicted to you

If you're a Match Box....Then I'll be a Match box too....So we can be a PERFECT MATCH to each other

know the difference between sex and conversation? no? wanna come back to my place and talk? ...yea not my line but whatever

>>85 I'd be able to catch someone like that right away. Just be like, "Yea, dude. I 'm a drug," to ruin their fun.

anymore pick up lines?

"Hey, you remind me of garbage, I just want to take you out."

^ Explains a lot about my love life. </3
Just Kidding, BWAHAH.

>>90 good one xD.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?

"Get naked."

>92 responses
>Not even one mention the greatest pick up line ever.
What a shame. I'll post it then.

Hey... how you doin?

If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

>>95 Hahahahaha, pffffffffft, wow. Just, wow.

Wanna visit Candyland?

(See http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=ali2-Dar1rs for reference.)

aye you. i would say a pick up line but you picked me

aye you. i would say a pick up line but you picked me

Girl i would listen to your problems and respect you all night long.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling ;)

One of my best friends used this one a while back.

If I flipped this coin, what would be the chances of me getting head?

this just happened to me today

me: oh god! he so annoyes me! I could just kick his ass! >:(

annoying person: *runs away*

random dude: hey girl, you can kick my ass any day. ;)

>>42 my friend said that to me one day then later on he acted like he looked at the tag of my shirt and said, "that's what i thought..made in heaven."

i cant believe i found this XD i havent use the name "n.tanya and luv me" in a LLLLOOOONNNNNGGGG time

i cant believe i found this XD i havent use the name "n.tanya and luv me" in a LLLLOOOONNNNNGGGG time

Math pickup lines! I love my pre-calc teacher~
"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"
"You're sine squared and I'm cosine squared--together we make one"

Bump.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

>>42

"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"Breaking through the Earth's crust, ascending from Hell?"

Bump
This is terrible and i don't recommend using THEM,

If you were a booger i'd pick you first then throw you away like the trash you are

Is there a mirror in your pocket because because i can c myself in your pants

And Finally

My love for you is like diarrhea i just cant hold it in

I'll give you a banana if you give me a cherry.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me

>>113 I'd slap someone if they said that to me.

Someone stole my virginity, can I have yours?

I think true guaranteed failure can only come from the line
"I'm Fred Flintstone Baby, I'll really make your Bedrock."

...god I hat pickup lines. :/

Stupid fucking music these days..

>>116 "Hat" is now a verb? Me gusta.

>>118 Excuse me whilst I don't give enough fucks to delete the whole post for one typo just so you can't be a smart ass. ^_^

>>119 Excuse me for FUCK YOU. ^_^

>>120 That sounds like a TERRIBLE pickup line tsu :(. Even by my low standards.

>>121 How dare you call me by my nickname? :O I KNOW YOU NOT.

>>119 - >>122

I smell flirting.

>>121 how dare you call her by that nickname. She is not the original, she is undeserving!

>>123 I have a cold; I can't tell.

>>122, Tsu, chill. You've been going a tad bit crazy these last few days. Go to the rage thread and post a really long vent. Or go antagonize the pony thread on Animation.

Anyway, here's my friend's favorite "I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans (genes)" and another nerdy one-"I wish I were adenine on a RNA strand so I could get paired up with U"

>>126 Yay for nerdy!

The worst...?

"Aren't you tired? You've been running through my mnd all day."

Although I did meet one guy who just asked straight up "Do you want to have sex with me?" I was super mad.

>>122 Because I'm a friendly guy who likes to respond to people using their names, but abridges said names because I'm quirky like that. I didn't realise it was a special nickname so much as a convientant way of shortening Tsubaki.

>>116 - >>127 ...The fuck did I miss?

if you were a transformer, you would be optimus fine!

hey you there, see that fagget? thats not me so you should date me not him.
what most people do were im from.
Stupid right?

Baki, >>130 is adorable. If you dont want him, can i keep him? :D

Worst pickup line that was EVER used on me, "Am i hallucinating? Im seeing an angel."

Guy: Hey, lets go for a drink
Girl: But I don't know you
Guy: That's what going for a drink is for, so you can get to know me.

>>134 People use lines like that for cereal?! O_O;;

My brother has used the line "Do you want to see my spoon collection?" More times than I can count. It's worked once.

Also, whenever I'm on a classic movie date, I'll use "Can I measure your shoulders with my arm?"

from 1 to america how free are you tonight. love this

is your dad a teacher cause he gave you double D lol priceless

Hello

Fuck you that pickup line is amazing

"How about you be the iceberg, I'll be the Titanic and I'll go down on you" ;-)
Lol if a guy ever said that to me I'd slap him without any second thoughts. XD

"Are you looking for a boyfriend?"
IF YES: "Thats too bad.. Call me when youre looking for a manfriend"
IF NO: "Good, because ill be your MANfriend"

Lol.

...my favourite one ;)

if you were my homework, i'd 'do' you all night.

You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.

xD i found the old thread I made along time ago! XD wow i remember this. haha PLEASE CONTINUE THIS THREAD

i'll treat you like i treat my homework, slam you onto my desk and do you all night long.

I got this from someone else:

"If you were a potato, You would be a really good one."

Yea......lol

I got this from Destrey~
"Get in the van!"
And then my best guy friend used it on me...

If being sexy is a crime than you're guilty as charged.

Hey baby I'm like the rubix cube the more you play with me the harder I get

*My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.
*Naruto – ‘I’ve got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot?’
*It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
*Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai
*My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
*Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
*Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

BUMP

**Running up to someone holding a note**

"Hey! I just met you~
And this is crazy~
But here's my number~
So call me maybe~"

**Droping note with phone-number and running away**

Really! That is just awsome! Even if it's just a way to get friends, it can really make someone's day! (It sure did mine anyway!) XD

HAHA...-bumps my first thread-

HAHA...-bumps my first thread-

HAHA...-bumps my first thread-

(the real Ily-chan here) I heard this one on a TV show, forgot what the show was...:

How do you like your eggs? Done over easy or Fertilized?

Are you a weeping angel?

Because I can't take my eyes off you-

happy valentines day guys

Is it dark or are you actually Pretty?

Are your feet tired?
Because I've been secretly following you all day and my feet are tired.

If you were a starter Pokemon, I'd choose you. XDDDD WTF... My friend came up with that one...XDDDD

Oh, more dumb ones:

If you were a burger, you'd be a McGorgeous.

Are you speeding? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

Someone call heaven because I think an angel is missing.

PFFFT! XDDDDD

Bumping the original thread, since there's a duplicate.

"you can call me the fireman, because I turn the hoes on"
OR
"I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear"

-I'm sorry, I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?

-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

-Are you french because Eiffel for you

-Life without you is like a broken pencil. It's pointless.

-Are you from Holland, because AmsterDAMN!!!

-Let's be nothing, because nothing lasts forever.

Are you Shulk because whenever I'm around you, I'm really feeling it.

>>166 That last one sounds like a break up! XD

>>168 lol i guess it could but if they're nothing their relationship will last forever XD

Here's one for more seductive situations:
"Anyone ever told you your tongue is like cigarettes?..."
(At this point he/she will look at you like WTF, just continue casually after a slight pause)
"...Cause it's smoking hot, pretty addictive and I want to put it in my mouth"

>>171 omg I fricking love that XD

-I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

-I scraped my knee falling for you.

-Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.

...
"Enough to break the ice!
Hi, my name is..."

Suitable for non-romantic contexts, too.

If you're name is Angel and someone you like says to you "That name is very befitting" you should reply by saying "That's sweet, but the only angel I see in the room is the one standing in front of me."

"Winning? This for newbies"

Here's a cheesy classic (dunno if it's already been posted tho), usually works better with women than men:
You find a landmark around your immediate vicinity and go up to the girl of your desires saying: "Sorry to bother you, could I have a minute? Do you know where to find [landmark]?"
She will look at you like dafuq o.O it's right there. Before she trivially answers your question, you cut in with "Because it seems, I got lost in your eyes"

*has a chicken walk up to a girl* Sorry, they say a chicken is the best wingman and it looks like my cock is going for you.

>>179 Ew

>>179 lol

For a dude: Do you like Batman? Cuz you make my dark knight rise.

For a girl: Oh my gosh, you're like rain. You make me wet.

Ok and a cute one for everyone: Allow me to tie your shoes, I don't want you falling for anybody else.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person : I dunno
To go to the Idiots house.
Knock Knock.
Person : Who's there?
The Chicken.
after 2-3 seconds the person will realize XD

>>182 How is this a pick up line?

>>181 I like the last one, it is cheesy, but it's also witty, I'll make sure to remember that one.

>>179 lol, you'd normally have to carry around a chicken for that one right?

You: Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?
Other Person: I don't know, how much?
You: Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm ______. *offers hand*

bump^

-You're like a Sharpie. Super fine.
-I forgot my library card, but can I check you out.
-You're clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please take them off.
-hey boy feel my sweater. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.

(Headless man pick-up line + joke)

Hey, I need somebody, cause I have no body.

>>190...........That would work... That would actually be cute.

>>190 definitely will work. For me at last

It's cheesy but I like it~!

I'm gay. Works 7/10 times.

One that I heard was this:"Are you from Little Caesars, because your hot and i'm ready."

>>195 love that literally want to go to Little Caesars and tell someone that.

-You remind me of a box of chocolates. Person: Why? You: Because I want to take your top off.

-If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

-Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious

-I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

-I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?

Do you work at subway? 'Cause you just gave me a footlong.

I'm Drake.

>>198 how even is that a pick up line? =_=

-Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart!

-Are you a banana? because I find you a-peeling.

-I thought happiness started with an H? Why does mine start with U?

It looks like you're feeling down, can I feel you up?
This isn't KFC but I'll be snacking on your box tonight.

Sorry if they offend I just found them funny when I heard em XD

Me: Do you like champagne
Her: Yes...
Me: Sorry, I dont have any but I can still tickle the back of your throat

>>199 LMAO! "a-peeling." to funny aaahhhhhhh.

You look like a glass of water, and I'm the thirstiest guy/girl in the world.

Since I ate pizza today:

-If you were a slice of pizza, I'd pick you first.
-Can I have a pizza dat ass?
-You're like pizza, even when you're bad, you're good!

Hey baby i'm like a rubix cube the more you play with me the harder I get

My friend made a list of pick up lines today and this was my favorite one:

You: Can I borrow your phone?
Person: ...No...
You: Oh, because I was going to call my ex to tell her/him that I found someone better.

>>207OOOOO! I like!!

Me: Ouch! Dammit, that hurts!
Other person, all worried: W-What happened?
Me: I'm hurt really bad. I need a bandage.
Other person: Where are you hurt?
Me: I scrapped my knees falling for you.
Other person, blushes: O-Oh. Thanks.
Me, smiles: Welcome....But really, I need one, I think I tore my ACL too.

>>207 Me gusta!!!
Imma SO use that!

>>209 lol XD

-Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
-Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing.
-If you were an angle, you'd be acute one.
-You're as sweet as 3.14
-Our love is like dividing by zero, you can't define it.
-If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.
-I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can give it back.

-Is your dad a terrorist? cause i think you're the bomb baby
-Is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i keep seeing myself in your pants

That's all i got for now, Enjoy!! xD

"ay girl, wan sum fuk"
literally works every time.
Waterfalls man.
Oceans.
I drown everyday.

Do you have a bandage ?
Because I scrapped my knees falling for you

-They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
-Dude, are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
-That outfit is horrible. Take it off right now.
-If I had a star for every time you brightened up my day, I'd have a galaxy.

>>215 lol it's like you went from worst to best.

"I may not be rich, but if you'll have me you shall be richer than a king."
"Hi, I'm looking for someone special. Have you seen them? Oh, I think a keyboard can help. The hint is located between Y and I."
"Do you have directions? I'm lost trying to get to your heart."

>>217 dude!!! I love all of those!!! I'm going to use the 2nd one XD

-My love for you is like pi...never ending.
-Are you the internet? Because I'm going to be on you all night long.
-You: You look like someone. Person: Who? You: My next boyfriend.

You must be Google because you have everything I'm looking for ;D

You look like my first gf
-how many times have you date someone?
Never

Just one

-You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.

Are you French ? Because Eiffel for you
Hehe

Is that a transformation jutsu or are you really that pretty?

rave

(While holding a Hershey kisses on one hand and 2 on the other) "do you wanna kiss?" (Show the 1st one) "how bout 3?" (Show the other 2)

ngl someone used this on me, and I thought it was cleaver.

>>225 that's adorable

ok some nerdy pick up lines:

-You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.
-I wanna blow it before you stick it in like a nintendo cartridge.
-For Boys to use on a girl: You're like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

It's about to detonate in 24 hours and I know the password.

Is that a mirror on your pants?... Cuz I see myself in them

Here's a non pick-up line:

Are you a red light, cause stop.

"There are 21 letters in the alphabet"
".....26"
"Oh, sorry I forgot u r a q t"

>>230 lol. There's one that's similar but more lewd.

Guy: "There are 20 letters in the alphabet"
Girl: "No there aren't"
Guy: "Oh, that's right I forgot u r a q t"
Girl: "Shouldn't there be one more?"
Guy: "I'll give you the d later."

I haven't seen either of these. I made the second one up BTW.
are you a campfire cause your hot and I want s'more😘
You must be a pick-up line cause you just swept me off my feet😘

lol, I read this pick-up line today and I must say, if the right guy uses it, any chick would be shocked and probably like go out with him imo.

Guy: Excuse me you dropped this.
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Conversation. Let's pick it up over there.

Replying on 233 - lovely.

It works ;)

>>234 lol that pick up line was just pure perfection. I'm glad it works.

Guys, you probably shouldn't use this one, but my friends and I joke about it all the time:

-Does this smell like chloroform to you?

HAHAHA! OMG... yeah, that one I won't try. Don't want to spend the night in jail. XD

Can I eat your face? *bites off lip*

Wait... what?

Hey, are you the average core temperature of the sun?
Cuz you're hot.

NERDY DOCTOR WHO LINE XD
are you a weeping angel? because i can't take my eyes off you

Hey do you have any tissues?
Because when I looked at you, you gave me a nosebleed. ^//////^

Your peanut butter and im bread

A polar bear... Well, that broke the ice, right?

we were in a bar once and there was this waiter, not using anything when you gave up orders, so we asked:"wow, you can remember all those numbers?" and he responded to a girl, who was with us: "yeah, i can even remember a number with 12 ciphers, wanna try it out?"

note: where i'm from, mobile numbers have 12 ciphers, i dunno how its like at your place, so, regard that ^^'

Hey, are you a magician
'cause you made my frown disappear.

You WANNA GO?"... out on a date with me..

>>247 I really don't see how that's a pick up line, BUT the voice I'm reading this in made it sound so adorable that it could work.

Are you the integumentary system? Because I want you all over me.

Anti Pick Up Line: Our love is like the square root of a negative number. It's imaginary.

do you your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

are you a burger?

I can be the meat between your buns.

>>250 eww

Wanna play a game?
I'll be super Mario, and you can be Princess Peach... Oh, And let's just skip to the end, where i save the day and take you back home to our kingdom...

Hello

1. While you're the body I'm your shadow, I'll be there wherever you go.
2. I don't believe in god but you can be my lord and saver.
3. While I'm the cupcake you can be the candycane in the center.

Why do I feel all of these are pick up lines by douches? I don't think a single one of these will ever work

I lost my number can I have yours?

>>255 They're cheesy pick up lines, of course they won't work.

>>255 you just have to believe in yourself when you're saying them lol.

like this. How could someone not win your heart by telling you this?

>>258 They won't because I'm a guy...

>>259 So you want a pick up line from a girl?

"Let's do a one night stand" I'm pretty sure more than one guy would say yes

>>260 Depends on girl and guy I suppose. I wouldn't, who would believe that stuff?

>>261 people with a sense of humor

havent read the thread so this probably has been done xD

"are you from tennessee? cus youre the only ten i see ;^)" a gender neutral pick up line ;3

i also made up an offensive punny pickup line just for lulz xD

"are you a whale? cus i whale see you later ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)" (person who said the line proceeds to get drop kicked)

"Hey, you have something on your face"
"Really, where?"
"Right there"
"I don't feel anything, What is it?"
"A beautiful smile."

>>265 omg that's perfect

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

So, someone tell me the percentage of these that will actually work, I'm interested.

Bump xD Post from 2011.... Why not?

blah

"I'm fresh out of pickup lines. Will you teach me some of yours? *wink"

>>270 :|

Either that works, or you sound like you really need to pick up a girl/guy that isn't the person you're talking to.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the only 1 you need.

>>271
It's a line for lazy people who's not really looking for a hookup.

DO you sit on a pile of sugar? cuz you got a sweet ass ;)

My friend asked a girl "You look like garbage. Can I take you out."

Now they're going out.

Are your parents bakers? Because they made the two finest buns in town;;;)))

Are you my little toe? Cause I'll bang you on every piece of furniture in the house;;;)))))))

Did you get those pants on sale? Cuz they're 100% off at my place ;)

I see you have a job... Well I'm broke and my parents are kicking me out... Are you in need of any freeloaders at your place? Cuz I'm available.

xD I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you I smile :)

Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas ;)

can you take off your coat? i wanna see how angels hide their wings.

You as hot as Ciels parents (A references pickup line from Black Butler)

"I see you like Starbucks." He said to me as we were waiting in Starbucks for our orders. I facepalm.

Hey girl, nice skirt you got there. What's the drop rate?

(Girl to guy) Hey baby, are you an ox? Cause I'd let you plow my fields.

>>285 lol, this made me laugh. But was the person actually trying to pick you up?

I've never tried asking someone out with a pick up line before, unless a straight up "I think I like you, do wanna hangout sometime (or be my girlfriend)?" counts as one...


Though there is one I do wish to use one day, just for fun, maybe i'll just share it with a friend, but it's "Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away." I can't imagine this ever working though, lol. But I can see the other person staring at me probably thinking "Did you really just say that?"

uh...DO YOU WANNA PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY MOUTh--

ok. but seriously...
I don't have one.

Me: There are only 2 genders baby. You and me. (;
Him: e_o That doesn't even make any sense.
Me: Shhhh, it doesn't have to. (;;;;;

Hmm let me think...

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checkin’ you out! (and his eyebrows went up... and down... and up... and down...)
I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women.
Owww dayyum if I had handcuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now sweetie(Some drunk guy in the subway)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure those were the worst.

I've got your pick-up lines in my pick-up truck.

are you from tennessee? because you look like your parents are related

Boy: Baby, I'll do you like I do my homework.
Girl: How's that?
Boy: I'll slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

bump

girl you have three holes for a reason

>>275 I was about to write "You look like trash, may I take you out?".
But patience.


"Are you https? Because without you I'm just ://"

Dang girl are you my appendix because i don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

I heard that one from my sister

woah girl are you from france 'cause

madamn

Damn girl are you a school? Cuz I want to shoot some kids in you.

>>301 that kinda dark oof