1 Name: Tora-sama : 2011-12-07 07:28 ID:TT+hpUWa (Image: 290x278 jpg, 24 kb) [Del]
I do NOT know why I'm asking but... what's the best 'yo mama' joke you've heard or that you've made up?
2 Name: mechafanboy : 2011-12-07 08:17 ID:zivExS8K [Del]
I'd bake a turkey for thanksgiving, but yo momma so fat she won't fit in the oven.
3 Name: Misuto!M4ZBq07Cs. : 2011-12-07 08:26 ID:H1YwmIRa [Del]
>>2 ...So.. She's a turkey?
I don't...
4 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2011-12-07 09:34 ID:84cFnAoF [Del]
I hate "Yo Mamma" jokes, but I know one, so I might as well throw it out there.
"Yo mamma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for moonin'!"
5 Name: sleepology : 2011-12-07 09:46 ID:iSM0iuk+ [Del]
>>4 youtube ftw.
It was your face huh? That what they all say, GET IN THE CAR!
6 Name: Tora-sama : 2011-12-07 10:19 ID:TT+hpUWa [Del]
>>4 Lol heard that one yesterday!XD
7 Name: 7th Heaven !yW3mbpsdF6 : 2011-12-07 10:35 ID:FVwL9HvA [Del]
YO MAMMA IS SOOOOO DARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEN IT'S NIGHT....NO ONE SEES HER!!!!!!!!
8 Name: Socks !CTOykyu6cw : 2011-12-07 11:50 ID:KmmFPxkj [Del]
Yo mamma is a shitty parent!
I mean look at you, you're a disgrace!
Am I doing it right?
9 Name: Lizardkake !KhZF47EaNk : 2011-12-07 12:29 ID:DgO/B15J [Del]
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
10 Name: Tora-sama : 2011-12-07 13:24 ID:WsjBnEJN [Del]
>>8 I... think so? I guess as long as it has 'yo mama' in it then I guess you're alright.o3o
>>7>>9 ROFL!XD
Ooh, I have one (I have a lot of them!X3) Yo mama so dark, when she goes to night school, they mark her absent!:D Not my best yo mama joke... but there's plenty more where that came from!>;3
11 Name: Krillin : 2011-12-07 13:26 ID:cRes3Su8 [Del]
yo momma so fat she couldnt fit in this joke :P
12 Name: Lt. Dodger : 2011-12-07 14:36 ID:3Gmtania (Image: 326x322 jpg, 35 kb) [Del]
Yo Momma is so fat she has her own website called MySpace.
13 Name: Kon'ya : 2011-12-07 14:43 ID:0wBLIKmm [Del]
Yo Momma is so ugly that trashcans throw up seeing her from a mile away.
14 Name: Koniko !gMFwps0fbU : 2011-12-07 15:14 ID:+4JO1Nqi [Del]
Yo mama is so stubid that she thought a light saber has less calories.
15 Name: Sirjj : 2011-12-07 15:29 ID:Z0kujYIG [Del]
Yo mama so fat she won the sopebox durby without a car thay say she was on a roll
16 Name: Keisen : 2011-12-07 17:28 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
Yo mama so stupid AND hairy, she looked in the mirror and screamed: "OMGZ I FOUND BIGFOOT!"
17 Name: Weems !mcKHokXXuA : 2011-12-07 17:50 ID:ebPHJ7kN [Del]
Yo mama sooo fat, when she jump for joy, she get stuck!
18 Name: TheWillower : 2011-12-07 19:36 ID:xiMRywGo [Del]
Yo mama's so ugly, she ordered the lobster and they took her to the kitchen.
19 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2011-12-07 19:38 ID:+SzwiXEL [Del]
YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN GOD SAID, "Let there be light" HE SAID, "Move"
20 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-07 20:46 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
Yo mama so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the eye!
yo mama so old, she went in an antique shop and they kept her!
yo mama so wrinkly, she has to screw her pants on!
yo mama so fat, when she wore high heels, she struck oil!
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
Here's an old one, not sure if kids today will get this reference:
YO MAMA SO FAT, when she wears a red dress everyone shouts "HEY! KOOL-AID!"
21 Name: x4xy4 !V29dQZticY : 2011-12-07 21:04 ID:m/SoblKP [Del]
float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I slept with yo momma now it burns to pee
22 Name: Tora-sama : 2011-12-08 12:55 ID:TT+hpUWa [Del]
23 Name: Koniko !gMFwps0fbU : 2011-12-08 13:05 ID:l3T0TNQD [Del]
Yo mama so fat, Fat Albert said "DAMN!!"
24 Name: lizardkake !KhZF47EaNk : 2011-12-08 13:29 ID:DgO/B15J [Del]
Yo mama so stupid she drowned trying to save a fish from drowning....
25 Name: 3wisemen!VQKJgiezS6 : 2011-12-08 23:39 ID:VyGvqKWI [Del]
yo mama is sooooo old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
26 Name: Shadow Blade : 2011-12-08 23:50 ID:NABfMvIo [Del]
Yo mamma so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
27 Name: Minato. : 2011-12-09 03:22 ID:MbhihKPN [Del]
You're mama so black she was burned by the sun?
28 Name: Takara!E7th54kZFw!!XI8GEi6V : 2011-12-09 03:47 ID:2Liliw5p (Image: 335x377 gif, 355 kb) [Del]
Best one I've ever heard?
29 Name: Takara!E7th54kZFw!!XI8GEi6V : 2011-12-09 03:49 ID:2Liliw5p [Del]
>>28 It's a gif. Click on it, yo.
30 Name: xıɯəɹ !k1Lju3jy1Q : 2011-12-09 04:13 ID:RGDp8SCk [Del]
Yo mama aint so bad...she gave you the hair off of her back.
>>28 >>29 LOL
31 Name: Summer : 2011-12-09 07:09 ID:tL905HOq [Del]
yo mama`s is awesome...
in bed
32 Name: kevkrisis : 2011-12-09 07:55 ID:csyVraL6 [Del]
yo mama so hairy, when i seen her, i said " oh shit, here comes the planet of the apes".
33 Name: tsukiginkoneko : 2011-12-09 07:58 ID:pMo+scPB [Del]
yo mamma is so hairy that the only language she speaks is wookie!
34 Name: Sleepology : 2011-12-09 13:10 ID:jUWg190A [Del]
Yo mamas so asian, she makes good food and it is delicious.
35 Name: Yamie : 2011-12-09 13:31 ID:i7kcllJN [Del]
36 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-09 16:33 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
yo mama so nasty, I had phone sex with her, and she gave me an ear ifection!
37 Name: Ragus : 2011-12-09 16:45 ID:ZUFpF8pf [Del]
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama so stupid she signed a Geass contract that lets people control HER!
Yo mama so fat her stomach arrives 15 minutes before she does!
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched that couch!
38 Name: Shadow Blade : 2011-12-09 18:16 ID:NABfMvIo [Del]
Yo mamma so short she maked Edward Elrich seem like Lebron James
39 Name: Shibatou.. : 2011-12-09 18:24 ID:rkGiTDUU [Del]
Yo mamma so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out
40 Name: Aki : 2011-12-09 18:51 ID:ice5+NPM [Del]
your mamma so fat, she made choji go on a diet
41 Name: Keisen : 2011-12-09 19:07 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
Yo mamma so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection committed suicide.
42 Name: JessePwns!Q7t.srvWZ6 : 2011-12-09 19:33 ID:cnR2IwpO [Del]
Yo mommas SOO FAT, that when she dives in a pool..she displaces a greater volume of water proportionately than a person with less body mass.
43 Name: Keisen : 2011-12-09 19:35 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
Yo mama SOOOOO fat, she can't fit into a black hole!
44 Name: gridlock !JyJ4Lw0YTI : 2011-12-09 19:50 ID:+qLY23JC [Del]
yo mommas so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents
45 Name: Keisen : 2011-12-09 19:54 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
Yo mama so fat, her splash attack does damage!
46 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-09 20:50 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
Yo mama so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change
47 Name: Ta-Kun : 2011-12-09 21:28 ID:PjbQdCMJ [Del]
Yo mamma so ugly 4chans /d/ wont exept her
48 Name: *insertnamehere*!!mhJDjCwh : 2011-12-09 22:54 ID:OzTbEyQb [Del]
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell
derp.
49 Name: Keisen : 2011-12-11 15:10 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
Yo mama so hairy, when she goes to sci-fi conventions people think she's Chewbacca.
50 Name: beelzebub : 2011-12-11 15:17 ID:HutTSgoG [Del]
yo mama is so poor she waves popcicles around and callz it air conditioning
51 Name: Keisen : 2011-12-11 15:19 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
Yo mama so fat, she went outside dressed in blue and people thought the sky was falling!
52 Name: JinxTheTrix : 2011-12-11 16:00 ID:iSHnaIqH [Del]
Yo mama is so fat, She became the main star for the next 5 free willy sequels
53 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-12 11:38 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
Yo mama so nasty, I asked what's for dinner, she spread her legs and said "Crabs"
54 Name: Yamie : 2011-12-12 11:46 ID:i7kcllJN [Del]
You are ALL so mean!!! XDDDDDDD I still like
>>34
55 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2011-12-12 12:19 ID:G1y9kZAr [Del]
"Yo mama's so fat, when they tried to send her to heaven, the wings couldn't carry her so she fell down to hell instead."
56 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-16 16:18 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
yo mama so fat, when she trips, she falls UP!
57 Name: ???? : 2011-12-16 17:11 ID:6FRTIH4Y [Del]
Yo mamma so fat she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it and said "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
58 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-12-16 17:14 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
59 Name: Stef : 2011-12-16 17:33 ID:f8ZB2vz8 [Del]
Your mother is a very classy lady with high quality taste and dresses exceptionally well. And she's fat.
60 Name: Kyoko : 2011-12-16 20:05 ID:B/iXAVP9 [Del]
The 3 basic mathematical formats are a point, a line and your mom! Yo mama is so dense she refracts light
61 Name: Oden : 2011-12-16 20:33 ID:Ch3M0vSZ [Del]
Sucky Holiday One!!
Yo Mamma so is so stupis that when i told her christmas was around the corner she went looking for it
>>59 haha classy
62 Name: Tora-sama : 2011-12-20 11:43 ID:TT+hpUWa [Del]
Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
63 Name: sleepology : 2011-12-20 11:45 ID:sYYfSgK9 [Del]
Yo mama so stupid she got all these jokes from youtube!
64 Name: Tomochi : 2011-12-20 17:37 ID:sN0q8Hf9 [Del]
Yo mama so stupid she kept saying "are not" to R-2!
lol my friends told me this one
65 Name: Tora-sama : 2011-12-21 08:16 ID:TT+hpUWa [Del]
Yo Mama so fat she tripped over Wal Mart, stumbled over Home Depot and landed on Target!XD
66 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-21 12:57 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
Yo mama so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she turned around and said "Who threw that rock?"
67 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-21 12:58 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
Yo Mama so ugly, she makes Gary Busey look attractive.
68 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-21 12:59 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
yo mama so ugly, I smashed her face in some dough and made Gorilla biscuits
69 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-21 13:00 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down
70 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-21 13:01 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
Yo mama so skinny, she has to stand in the same place twice to make a shadow
71 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-21 13:01 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
yo mama so fat, she uses pillow cases for socks
72 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-21 13:05 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
What's the difference between Gas Prices, and yo mama?
Gas Prices go up on the public, while YO MAMA GOES DOWN ON THE PUBLIC!
73 Name: Anonymous : 2011-12-21 14:14 ID:G06PzG4V [Del]
Yo mama so dumb when she walked up to Wal- Mart's entrance she said open sesame xD
74 Name: TheNobody : 2011-12-21 15:29 ID:OqVfy/Cu [Del]
Yo mama so ghetto that she breast feeds Kool-Aid!
"OH YAH!!!"
-Kool-Aid Man
75 Name: Sirjj : 2011-12-22 18:35 ID:7MwH/FrL [Del]
yo mama is so fat not even michael bay can blow her up
76 Name: Sirjj : 2011-12-22 18:35 ID:Czzgb1v+ [Del]
yo mama is so fat not even michael bay can blow her up
77 Name: Tora-sama : 2011-12-22 23:42 ID:WsjBnEJN [Del]
Yo mama so stupid she made Patrick Star seem smart!
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M`s factory for throwing out all the W`s.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a pebble on the floor and missed.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.
Yo mama so stupid took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
OH! WHAT NOW!?>:D
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79 Name: Anonymous : 2011-12-23 01:11 ID:G06PzG4V [Del]
Yo Mama so big when GOD said Let there be light he told her to move outta the way *hail the king* xD
80 Name: Suri : 2011-12-23 02:07 ID:hERah4XN [Del]
Yo Mama is such a respectable woman that all these people joking about yo mama is gonna look at her and say whaaaaaaaat.
81 Name: Tora-sama : 2011-12-23 12:11 ID:WsjBnEJN [Del]
82 Name: Kek-t : 2011-12-23 12:31 ID:ghnZd+Zt [Del]
Yo Mama is so pretty I can't believe she made that peice of shit called your face.
83 Name: Tora-sama : 2011-12-23 21:59 ID:WsjBnEJN [Del]
Yo mama so lesbian, she made out with Justin Bieber!XD
Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama so poor when I stepped in a puddle she said "get your foot out of my bath tub!"
Yo mama so poor when I asked for a penny at the cash register she said, "You know how hard I worked for that? You can't take my life savings!"
84 Name: Ezry : 2011-12-23 23:21 ID:Mn8+NIJK [Del]
Your mother is so [insert degrading term here] that she [insert humorous and ironic situation pertaining to said degrading term here]
85 Name: Ravana !gpHUgtgEHg : 2011-12-25 11:21 ID:/mb44CJX [Del]
86 Name: leave2die : 2011-12-25 14:21 ID:FibjIgu7 [Del]
87 Name: The Doctor : 2011-12-25 18:21 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Cherrios were seeds for donuts
88 Name: Brad : 2011-12-25 23:02 ID:tryFeWgY [Del]
Yo mama so fat... when she walks on the beach in her blue shirt everyone yells TSUNAMI!!!
89 Name: Brad : 2011-12-25 23:03 ID:tryFeWgY [Del]
Yo mama so fat... when I tried to swerve around here I ran out of gas.
90 Name: Alfred_Juumonji!yZs/RnAftw : 2011-12-25 23:44 ID:scqiMIDn [Del]
Yo mama's so fat that a recursive function computing her weight causes a stack overflow.
91 Name: Misuto!M4ZBq07Cs. : 2011-12-26 06:42 ID:QNcFYVH4 [Del]
>>90 Ha..ahaha...
That's the only one I laughed at in this entire thread.
92 Name: luv me : 2011-12-27 15:04 ID:RHRG99+D [Del]
my mom made this up: yo mama so fat she uses a rug as a cotex ^^. i though it was funny, even funnier because my mom said it XD
93 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2011-12-27 16:37 ID:UF3GUMDK [Del]
94 Name: Tora-sama : 2011-12-27 17:06 ID:WsjBnEJN [Del]
>>90 BRAVO!*clapping*
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the zoo elephants throw peanuts at her.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps you can feel the vibration on the other side of the world.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean whales started singing "We Are Family".
Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat she put lipstick on with a paintroller.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out.
Yo mama so fat when she went in a resaraunt she looked at the menu she said "That sounds good".
Yo mama so fat when she walked into an all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speedbumps.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat when she gets through turning around they throw her a welcome back party.
95 Name: Tora-sama : 2011-12-27 17:14 ID:WsjBnEJN [Del]
lol I can do this all day!>:3
96 Name: The Doctor : 2012-01-01 00:42 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
Yo mama so fat, she tripped over the back gate, and landed in the front yard
Yo mama's house so dusty, The roaches go around on dune buggies
Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in Farm Fresh and starved to death
Yo mama so ugly, Gollum said "Damn!"
Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving"
Yo mama so poor, when I asked where the bathroom was, she said third can on the left.
Yo mama so stupid, she mixed "I can't believe it's not butter" with butter to make "I can believe some of it's butter"
97 Name: The Doctor : 2012-01-01 00:42 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]
Yo mama so stupid, she likes watching "Jersey Shore"
98 Name: Tora-sama : 2012-01-18 14:24 ID:WsjBnEJN [Del]
99 Name: Lizardkake !KhZF47EaNk : 2012-01-29 16:31 ID:asmtXaHL (Image: 550x1150 jpg, 279 kb) [Del]
Hmm now who shall get 100?
100 Name: Mael !DoMiNUIT9I : 2012-01-29 16:33 ID:w+DFq/lr [Del]
:V
101 Name: Bread!RTgBiSnMz2 : 2012-01-29 16:41 ID:46W5Y0lX [Del]
Your Mother will.
102 Name: redmi$t : 2012-03-17 02:25 ID:A0ZseHXL [Del]
yo momma like a black hole big black and all consuming
103 Name: Misuto!M4ZBq07Cs. : 2012-03-17 03:02 ID:dwVwmgLi [Del]
Good god, did you really just bump this thread
104 Name: Yukiko : 2012-03-17 13:15 ID:8w8LbfQe [Del]
Yo momma so fat she was baptized in sea world.
