1 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-18 15:02 ID:djPAUkJx [Del]
They kinda seem to be coming back so I thought... Why not??
Soviet Russia jokes.
1. In Soviet Russia burger eat you.
2 Name: Ayanavi : 2011-11-18 15:04 ID:N/Nz6Hq+ [Del]
In Soviet Russia, OP is Umbra Serpens.
3 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-18 15:07 ID:djPAUkJx [Del]
OP?
4 Name: Koniko : 2011-11-18 15:08 ID:5eLsxLWY [Del]
In soviet Unovia, you don't catch pokemon, pokemon catch you
5 Name: Ayanavi : 2011-11-18 15:09 ID:N/Nz6Hq+ [Del]
OP means Opening Post. It refers to the person who made the thread.
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7 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-18 15:23 ID:djPAUkJx [Del]
In soviet Russia sentences punctuated you.
8 Name: Rasputin : 2011-11-18 16:02 ID:0Z2Gklje [Del]
In Soviet Russia Rasputin Extras you!
-Rasputin [EXTRA]
9 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-18 16:28 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Russian reversal reverses you.
10 Name: Maximum : 2011-11-18 16:50 ID:9hX0ft4H [Del]
ahem... roses are red
Viloets are blue
in soviet russia
vodka drink you
11 Name: BlackStar : 2011-11-18 17:27 ID:YFHYSKYm [Del]
in soviet russia tree cuts down u
12 Name: Keisen : 2011-11-18 17:41 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]
In Soviet Russia, fish make sushi out of YOU. That's why Simon Brezhnev moved to Ikebukuro.
13 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2011-11-18 17:43 ID:4LMqPH65 [Del]
In Soviet Russia, you kill ninja!
14 Name: Ragus : 2011-11-18 17:45 ID:PTnJq8Wp [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Plane jumps off YOU!
15 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2011-11-18 17:47 ID:4LMqPH65 [Del]
In Soviet Russia, joke cracks you!
16 Name: Maximum : 2011-11-18 17:52 ID:9hX0ft4H [Del]
in soviet russia dick sucks u
17 Name: Phoenix13 : 2011-11-18 17:52 ID:vUsA6Uyf [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Izaya is trolled by YOU!
18 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2011-11-18 17:53 ID:4LMqPH65 [Del]
In Soviet Russia, train rides you!
19 Name: Colorless Energy !O1jzujos12 : 2011-11-18 18:04 ID:VOwVfws0 (Image: 500x400 jpg, 69 kb) [Del]
20 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2011-11-18 18:17 ID:4LMqPH65 [Del]
>>19 Win.
In Soviet Russia, Doctor Who is a ginger. <-- for the Whovians
In Soviet Russia, cheezburgercanhazyou?
21 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-19 11:01 ID:asmtXaHL (Image: 1280x1024 png, 43 kb) [Del]
22 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-19 13:10 ID:asmtXaHL (Image: 251x201 jpg, 8 kb) [Del]
23 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-19 13:10 ID:asmtXaHL (Image: 750x600 jpg, 80 kb) [Del]
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25 Name: BlacKWaltZ : 2011-11-19 14:34 ID:l5WjM2yL [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Pikachu choose you!
26 Name: FrevorForever : 2011-11-19 15:12 ID:iDCy7k+Q [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek you
27 Name: Misuto!M4ZBq07Cs. : 2011-11-19 15:22 ID:kW/XOlBF [Del]
>>21 Oh dear. That one made the most sense lol
>>5 ...I always thought it meant Original Post(er)?
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29 Name: Argentum : 2011-11-19 18:38 ID:R6gQRA8o [Del]
In soviet russia, strawberry eat you
30 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-19 18:57 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
In Soviet Russia toilet pees on you.
31 Name: Branch of Sin : 2011-11-19 19:49 ID:2Nvbayxo [Del]
In Soviet Russia, the carrot gnaws the rabbit
32 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2011-11-19 19:56 ID:4LMqPH65 [Del]
In Soviet Russia, water drink you!
33 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-19 20:21 ID:asmtXaHL (Image: 465x301 jpg, 22 kb) [Del]
34 Name: Ravana !UBpjEVBCiI : 2011-11-20 10:49 ID:gAYerI3m [Del]
In soviet Russia, car drive you!
35 Name: setton : 2011-11-20 15:52 ID:obrnmoI2 [Del]
in soviet russia, deer hunts you!
36 Name: Kumo !NC09qbtR1Q : 2011-11-20 19:26 ID:uNyazeUm [Del]
In Soviet Russia, care package calls in you!
37 Name: net420 : 2011-11-20 19:34 ID:6dBuYwT5 [Del]
in soveit russia you eat groe
38 Name: net420 : 2011-11-20 19:35 ID:6dBuYwT5 [Del]
in soviet russia groe eats you
39 Name: COMPOSER : 2011-11-20 19:38 ID:3EHJrA96 [Del]
In Soviet Russia, tv tropes mock you.
40 Name: andylaw : 2011-11-20 20:31 ID:faMzQlqv (Image: 284x177 jpg, 6 kb) [Del]
commuist peter griffin
41 Name: Anonymous : 2011-11-20 20:32 ID:Lxt4nbqn [Del]
in Soviet Russia, barrel roll you.
42 Name: andylaw : 2011-11-20 20:32 ID:faMzQlqv [Del]
hes chin looks like three balls
43 Name: Misuto!M4ZBq07Cs. : 2011-11-20 20:37 ID:WAfeXsRt [Del]
>>42 Cannot...find..the third one...
44 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-22 21:24 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
In Soviet Russia, forum write you.
45 Name: Firo !D9YDuldeCw : 2011-11-22 21:35 ID:z+ys45D9 [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet.
46 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-23 00:19 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
In Soviet Russia, house in you.
47 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2011-11-23 01:22 ID:VI2z6wzq [Del]
In Soviet Russia, baby birth you.
48 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-23 12:18 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
>>47 does that mean people age backwards in Soviet Russia?
49 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-25 17:13 ID:asmtXaHL (Image: 600x709 jpg, 147 kb) [Del]
Lol
50 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2011-11-25 18:35 ID:VI2z6wzq [Del]
>>48 Yes. And in Soviet Russia, you age time.
51 Name: Shibatou.. : 2011-11-26 22:01 ID:rkGiTDUU [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
52 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2011-11-26 22:20 ID:VI2z6wzq [Del]
In soviet Russia, clothes wear you!
53 Name: iNZANE : 2011-11-26 22:28 ID:wSCH95dR [Del]
In Soviet Russia, government votes you
54 Name: Colorless Energy !O1jzujos12 : 2011-11-26 23:28 ID:VOwVfws0 [Del]
55 Name: Colorless Energy !O1jzujos12 : 2011-11-26 23:31 ID:VOwVfws0 [Del]
56 Name: Colorless Energy !O1jzujos12 : 2011-11-26 23:32 ID:VOwVfws0 [Del]
>>54>>55 sorry, can't get the link to work, so here it is :) http://dollars-bbs.org/random/res/1288127796.html#1120
57 Name: *insertnamehere*!!mhJDjCwh : 2011-11-26 23:33 ID:dy88FzD1 [Del]
>>56 No brackets, just the quotes.
58 Name: Laurant : 2011-11-27 00:19 ID:+sN7+9nW [Del]
In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!!
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60 Name: custom !vP93IZ2rns : 2011-11-27 00:38 ID:4OO7L+ml [Del]
In america: you drink vodka, in soviet russia: vodka drink you
61 Name: *insertnamehere*!!mhJDjCwh : 2011-11-27 00:51 ID:dy88FzD1 [Del]
In soviet russia, you bump me?
62 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-27 01:05 ID:asmtXaHL (Image: 400x400 jpg, 81 kb) [Del]
63 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2011-11-27 01:07 ID:VI2z6wzq [Del]
In Soviet Russia, you destroy Creepers houses.
64 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-27 01:31 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
>>63that would be nice
In Soviet Russia lamp turns on you.
65 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2011-11-27 01:48 ID:VI2z6wzq [Del]
>>64 In Soviet Russia, lamp turns you on*
66 Name: Oden : 2011-11-27 01:52 ID:/HFXKZyD [Del]
in soviet russia cow milks you
67 Name: Lumen serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-27 01:55 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
68 Name: Yukari : 2011-11-27 10:34 ID:zi3vTu89 [Del]
In Soviet Russia, you eat zombies.
69 Name: Shibatou.. : 2011-11-27 12:44 ID:rkGiTDUU [Del]
In Soviet Russia, anime watch you.
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72 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2011-11-27 12:47 ID:/aGfSxUV [Del]
>>69 In Soviet Russia, you 96.
73 Name: Ragus : 2011-11-27 15:54 ID:ZUFpF8pf [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Vodka light you on fire!
In Soviet Russia, Plain jumps off of you!
In Soviet Russia, Comment posts you!
okay im done...
74 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-29 12:48 ID:hrxu1EKC [Del]
In Soviet Russia, bomb blows you.... up.
75 Name: Aizen : 2011-11-29 12:55 ID:Pgb30+iG [Del]
In soviet russia the dragons slays you!
76 Name: Juumonji's Cocoa!yZs/RnAftw : 2011-11-29 16:52 ID:scqiMIDn [Del]
In Soviet Russia... damn, can't think of anything.
77 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2011-11-30 15:04 ID:L0nTbyPS [Del]
In Soviet Russia carpet walk on you
78 Name: Ri-Reina : 2011-12-11 20:06 ID:LibC5IXa [Del]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
little girls rape you.
79 Name: Sleepology : 2011-12-11 20:12 ID:vGag5Yl+ [Del]
>>78 unless its not rape! jk,that sounds horrible and a complete and utter nightmare.
80 Name: Ta-Kun : 2011-12-11 20:17 ID:zVbn7cSF [Del]
In soviet russia, chuck norris still kicks your ass
81 Name: baccano : 2012-01-16 18:53 ID:K98LlNe/ [Del]
in soviet russia curb stopms you
82 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-01-16 19:05 ID:R3mxdm/t [Del]
In Soviet Russia, I get what I want...
83 Name: BlackStar : 2012-01-16 19:29 ID:YFHYSKYm [Del]
in soviet russia boss is like you
84 Name: Bread!RTgBiSnMz2 : 2012-01-16 19:54 ID:5qClW4YV [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Yoda speaks normally.
85 Name: Anilec : 2012-01-16 21:15 ID:JqE2sgXl [Del]
In Soviet Russia, cars drive you!
86 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-01-16 21:30 ID:w9zZJa2s [Del]
In Geography, we just finished studying Russia. For our test, we're allowed to use a notecard with any info we can fit on it during the test (open-notes)
A friend of mine didn't put anything on his notecard besides "In Soviet Russia, notecard write info on you."
He got a 100.
87 Name: Black Haru!4Wf3m.ar1o : 2012-01-16 21:51 ID:jw3SrtmT [Del]
In Soviet Russia, fire puts water out
88 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-17 00:04 ID:GGerH6ek [Del]
In Soviet Russia,MEWTWO clone you
89 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2012-01-17 00:05 ID:VI2z6wzq [Del]
To Soviet Russians, China is in Debt to USA!
90 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-01-17 00:28 ID:9t0er83E [Del]
In Soviet Russia, I am in first place. (I am currently...in second place...that is all I will say on that...)
91 Name: tomthecrazzy : 2012-01-17 00:30 ID:DazPXI6G (Image: 251x201 jpg, 8 kb) [Del]
92 Name: Black Haru!4Wf3m.ar1o : 2012-01-17 00:36 ID:HVkqSXG4 (Image: 600x428 jpg, 344 kb) [Del]
In Soviet Russia, you arm Bears!
(Didn't see this one yet)
93 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2012-01-17 09:05 ID:VSf8LXEa [Del]
In Soviet Russia, you give Santa presents.
94 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2012-01-17 12:06 ID:HC43vHXA [Del]
>>86 lol!
In Soviet Russia, Homework does you...
95 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-01-17 14:32 ID:4HDLU90W [Del]
"In Soviet Russia, train boards you!"
Ouch.
"In Soviet Russia, Bieber still sucks."
96 Name: Obsidian !H2rwuD/bSw : 2012-01-17 15:31 ID:pvuLS9TS [Del]
In Soviet Russia, you punk Ashton Kutcher.
97 Name: Appuru : 2012-01-17 16:03 ID:XS0iEsss [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia joke make fun of you!
98 Name: Resound !UL5/V6OEIg : 2012-01-17 18:49 ID:E4b9FL63 [Del]
In America, you put presidents on the money. In Soviet Russia, we have no money!
I'm aware this doesn't follow the usual formula. oh well...:p
99 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-01-17 18:57 ID:LSRiU8eC [Del]
In Soviet Russia, you fall up go boom
100 Name: Bread!RTgBiSnMz2 : 2012-01-17 19:18 ID:5qClW4YV [Del]
No joke, just stealing the 100th.
101 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-01-17 19:22 ID:w9zZJa2s [Del]
ಠ_ಠ
102 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2012-01-17 19:41 ID:AFHa5xNe [Del]
103 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-01-17 19:44 ID:w9zZJa2s [Del]
>>100 Just for this, I hope you become stale and moldy.
Stupid bread.
104 Name: Bread!RTgBiSnMz2 : 2012-01-17 20:04 ID:5qClW4YV [Del]
>>102 >>103Don't hate, atleast I didn't steal the 1,000th post on something.
/cough cough, referring to someone who actually did.
And if I do become stale and moldy, I'll make sure you can never eat a sandwich again. (￣ー￣)
105 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2012-01-17 20:12 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
>>104 I would rather leave you alone if you get stale and moody, I'm allergic to moldy bread...
106 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2012-01-17 20:13 ID:asmtXaHL [Del]
In Soviet Russia, mold gets Bready.
107 Name: Shometsu : 2012-01-17 20:50 ID:ocDjtbb+ [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Computer types you.
108 Name: Starrrk : 2012-01-17 21:01 ID:aymV6TZZ [Del]
In soviet Russia wife penetrates man
109 Name: Name !Lup0uZudWo : 2012-01-17 21:06 ID:LTRPO48H [Del]
In Soviet Russia, I post blackmail against a certain member we all know...
110 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-01-17 22:17 ID:+ftRUTej [Del]
In Soviet Russia, milk makes cow.
111 Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2012-01-17 23:49 ID:VI2z6wzq [Del]
In Soviet Russia, child births mother!
112 Name: Summer : 2012-01-18 06:43 ID:tL905HOq [Del]
in Soviet Russia u arrest cops
113 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2012-01-18 09:45 ID:V1jqvU+M [Del]
In Soviet Russia old grows you.
114 Name: Gragertin : 2012-01-18 09:48 ID:uwA+9U4m [Del]
In soviet Russia, toilet pee on you
115 Name: Kumo!NC09qbtR1Q : 2012-01-18 10:06 ID:108EnDVc [Del]
in Soviet Russia, unicycles ride bears
116 Name: Lumen Serpens !/vLWmfl/gg : 2012-01-22 21:54 ID:asmtXaHL (Image: 500x344 png, 342 kb) [Del]
117 Name: Tree : 2015-08-05 00:08 ID:0zvgJ4VT [Del]
In Soviet Russia. You grant Genies wishes.
118 Name: Dinkleberg : 2015-08-05 18:33 ID:EH/eHrRI [Del]
In Soviet Russia, taxpayers pay people
119 Name: Fortune_and_Fade : 2015-08-06 23:44 ID:Pb1AwDab [Del]
In Soviet Russia, weights lift people.
120 Name: Justin Bieber : 2015-08-07 16:55 ID:EH/eHrRI [Del]
In Soviet Russia, bacon is made by people.
121 Name: jill : 2015-08-08 01:28 ID:PTZaHQk0 [Del]
>>120 This doesn't make sense. Your stating that people makes bacon, means the statement is true but what were trying to do is that in Soviet Russia everything is opposite
122 Name: Jess : 2015-08-08 03:11 ID:9cBq0F7D [Del]
In Soviet Russia, you don't look for girls, girls look for u on the internet
123 Name: PandaFreak : 2015-08-08 08:44 ID:BOG+RpkN [Del]
>>121 The dudes user name is Justin beiber who we all know is a dumb bitch
So obviously the joke is incorrect
124 Name: firelily : 2015-08-08 12:02 ID:K1mHhKe0 [Del]
>>121 i think (s)he means that people make bacon meaning bacon comes from people like people are made of pork or something
and
>>123 dont insult someone because of their username (the real JB is too dumb to know what the Dollars are so this is obviously someone using his/her/its name) the person you just insulted could be really smart and just couldnt put their thought into words correctly...
125 Name: PandaFreak : 2015-08-08 12:51 ID:Pj8vhhum [Del]
>>124 I never insulted the dollars member
In fact I praise them for using JBs name and writing an incorrect joke
Then again if they were tying to write it correctly I take back what I just said
But I never DID insult them.I have no reason to ._.
But if I did insult them
...uh...forgive me?
126 Name: firelily : 2015-08-08 14:36 ID:K1mHhKe0 [Del]
>>125 im sorry if i read your comment wrong it sounded like an insult to me XD
sorry if you didnt mean it that way, i just dont like to see people be rude to others on the internet
127 Name: Tree : 2015-08-08 18:19 ID:0zvgJ4VT [Del]
in Soviet Russia, internet use you for entertainment
128 Name: PandaFreak : 2015-08-09 10:06 ID:7qQIfod4 [Del]
>>126 It's okay we all make mistakes XD
I am too much of a coward to insult someone like that anyways
(I'm glad I cleared the misunderstanding I think you would just imply I was a jerk if I didnt)
129 Name: Dutch❋Bunny !lmBitchbiw : 2015-08-10 01:08 ID:iJSTtCe+ [Del]
in soviet russia, thread bumps you
130 Name: : 2017-02-15 00:10 ID:wq9UxKJU [Del]
Soviet peasant filled with burning desire to read for glory of Soviet Russia. One day peasant go to Soviet bookstore, and sees book with skull on cover.
He asks owner how much is book, and owner responds 80 rubles. However, owner tell peasant never read last page, or else doom shall fall upon him!
Peasant reads all book in one night, is dark book of capitalism about by evil man, John Deere, talking of automated machinery and air conditioned tractors, many horrors in book indeed!
Yet peasant does not read last page, for he has fear in his heart! One night it storms however, and the man is bored. He finally gathers up enough Soviet courage to read last page, dispelling superstition, for he has faith in the Party.
As soon as he reads last page, man gasps! Book originally 20 rubles! The owner was Jew!
131 Name: Isaiah Orwell : 2017-02-15 09:29 ID:IFGspz4P [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Harambe shoots you!
132 Name: Enigami !c6PjAO5Kw. : 2017-02-15 11:01 ID:NykApUU+ [Del]
In Soviet Russia, Putin kills conspirators.
