This thread will either be pretty interesting for our members, or not taken seriously at all.

Each post should be something you consider a dirty or embarrassing secret that you keep about yourself. The kind of thing you only reluctantly admit to after its been found out and there's no denying it anymore.

Context behind it is always appreciated. So, lets share some of our secrets!

I'll go first.

I grew up trying to stay up as late as I could to watch Inuyasha, back when staying up late was something really special and hard to pull off. Now that I'm older, I can't listen to Fukai Mori without having to stop what I'm doing and fight back tears from sheer nostalgia and the emotions attached with it.

I recently found an instrumental of it, and oh god. All of my waterworks.

So what are some of your confessions?

>>1 I used to set my phone to go off at five so I could watch Inuyasha and then I would go back to sleep.

I also can't watch that one scene in the Mewtwo Pokemon movie where Ash "dies" without my eyes at least stinging.

>>1 I attempted to do something like that in my early years, but because my house had crappy insulation its pretty easy to hear stuff from another side of the house.
On a serious note, in 7th grade i wasted money buying gifts for some girl I was barely friends with, this lasted up until easterish time, when some dbag decided to spread a rumor that I kissed her/was her bf. In 2 years she forgot completely about me. I've yet to know what happened to those items of my wasted affection

I showed my dick to a girl in kindergarten during naptime.
True story.

>>4 My man, born to be alpha

I tried to sleep with my friend back when we were like 6. Truly akward moment at the sleepover

>>4 i hope not recently

Let's see... I guess i dont have any secrets, im trying to find a secret but i guess everybody i know already knows everything about me, quite a pointless reply then...

>>7 Naw bro, this was when I still was too.
Just 5 or 6 years old.
Pretty early in my life to get suspended, but it sure makes a good story.

i still catch pokemon every now and then.......

goddamnit its ashes third whore OOOO GOD!

Embarrassing confessions ehh? Well, had a girl who liked me, but never told me. Then a few years later, she was about to tell me, but noticed I was dating her sister.

I used to be into piss and scat.
I still like pegging.
I practice pegging frequently.
My anus still has lotion in it from last time...
I'm more of a pacifist than I would like to be and will never admit (This is why I'm anon on this post..)
Before my girlfriend became my girlfriend, I groped her while she slept.
I've been lying about my virginity for the past several years.


.....
I'm going to be inactive until my ID resets.....

I have no life, I actually searched through the entire Random board to see who the Anonymous was. I laughed a bit. Meh. In actuality though, I just scrolled down a bit and randomly hit a thread he posted on, I had no idea it was that dude. Anyhoo.

I torrent without seeding.

>>14 YOU SICK BASTARD!!

>>12 how'd you even get away with the 2nd to last one, sounds impossible.

I have 61.9 GB (66,569,015,323 bytes) / 121,006 files or furry porn.
The first 12,000 or so aren't a secret. A lot of them I haven't gone through or aren't an image that goes on my iPod.
I'd offer it to you, but you'd have to ship me your external HDD for me to get them to you.

I was chilling on a bed with a chick friend and thought shed fallen asleep. We were back to back on the bed wit another friend so I thought id pinch her butt to wake her up as a joke. Apparently my hand didn't know human anatomy and touched her vagina O_O

^lmfao your aiming is spectacular!

I cross-dress as a girl and get away with it. Its how I pick up guys XD.
I seriously love yaoi and yuri.
God...When I was in an accident and at the hospital, instead of sobbing like I usually do because of the meds, I turned into a the biggest cat in heat and flirted with EVERYTHING. My girlfriend says I had a fit about wanting milk and suckers...And I scared the nurse into letting me use my phone.

i was at my friend's birthday party, and i slept with three other guys that night at the same time. and yes im a guy.

With a lot of these I can see why they're anonymous

>>21 sounds like a good time XD

I dunno... I found 20$ in my school's hallway once and used it.
I'm a major Fujoshi.
...I stole my brother's Exodia cards and still have them.
Aaaaaaand I once threatened someone with the phrase, "If you do that again, I will rip your intestines out through your throat and use them to knit a sweater."
No one knows that I took that line from Ben 10... no one knows I ever threatened someone with that.

>>18 Woah...really nice aim my friend
>>17 Why can't you just use Email?

i didnt really graze it more like pinched it for like 1.5 seconds...does that count as 3rd base?

Wellllllllllll, did she slap you afterwords? If so then no.

>>1 same thing with inuyasha xD
had phone sex with a girl
usually when people foul me in soccer, i try to foul them back
was bi-curious for a month 2 years ago
wasted gifts on a girl
still plays yugioh
try to keep my internet n social life separate
sometimes i want to scream n punch arrogant ppl who taps there fingers loudly n starts beatboxing the melody when im trying to concentrate (music class)
weekly pay is $30 (part time)
i try to avoid fighting so ill remain legible for a scholarship n releases anger by playing fighting games against enemies who resemble the person i want to destroy
had anger issues as a child that contain large amounts of adrenaline (sports only) n put 2 people into wheelchairs temporarily because i couldn't hold back sadly (soccer)
tries to live honest life
hate it when people talk crap bout religion (any) when they are the religion they are mocking n no very little of it

XD im the quiet kid in school so i have alot of things, im sorry if my passage is long

n still in high school, 17

>>26 You're kidding, right?
60gb over an email attachment?
That's huge by torrenting standards.

my first kiss (on the lips) was my cousin back when i was 9 and she was 8?

>>32 Hawt.

>>31 Only asking for a small bit of it.

I have a sick fetish for hard core yaoi.
Check out like 5 hot guys at school on a daily basis (same 5 guys) every day.

bump

Hmmm... I guess it couldn't hurt much here.

I write poetry, am the founder and a general of a Nerf Army and a global Nerf orhganization, I bullshit most of my way through life, I fell for a girl who can't love me back, I cook a lot, I've watched hentai, I know many Disney songs by heart. Those are probably the only embarrassing secrets I have. Everything else, I'm pretty proud of. Hell, to an extent I'm even proud of some of the above mentioned.

How can you be embarassed of being a nerf user?

In my first year of high school my friends put shit on my locker one morning and I cried all day and when the principle called us in to find out what happened I told him that it wasn't a big deal and that it's something we would laugh about later. I was depressed for the next 4 years of my life :)

What else... I stop talking to girls who friend zone me or get a boyfriend. I have trouble valuing any female relationship that can go no farther than friendship. Also this doesn't work because I've been single since elementary school.

>>38 Parents and relatives >_> it's kind of a hard concept for my grandmother to grasp.

>>40 sad story, can't fix the shit-locker thing, but you could always try harder to maintain a freind zone relationship with some women. You know, havin no female friends makes you less approachable by potential dates. Anyway, just a thought.

>>40 Ummm i guess this can count as a dirty secret of mine, I actually begin to talk to women more, once they have a boyfriend... I think its fun to see if I can win them over, whilst they are in a relationship. I've done it before.. And it brings me great pleasure to tear apart a perfectly good relationship in my favor. That's only if i either dislike, or don't know the guy shes dating of course..

Lets see! Its about time I posted on this... Um embarrassing things. I'm a super hypochondriac... I'm physically fit, and very healthy, but I still believe in the worst possible situations... like for example...today, while i was working i had a cramp in the lower right part of my torso... I instantly jumped to appendicitis. Stuff like that.

Lets see what else. I'm not shy around women at all, in fact, I'm more comfortable talking to women than most guys. BUT, whenever I really like a woman, I become socially paralyzed... I act as I normally do, but for the fucking life of me, I can NOT bring myself to make a move on her... And it tears me up inside... That's why all my relationships are so short lived, because I never really have feelings for the girls I date... I just made myself sad.

>>42 the second half of the last par. is true for me too

>>42 This so much. I kinda have the same problem when I really like a woman, so I know how fucking bad it feels bro.

I'm 16 a guy and have never kissed a girl

I'm 17, a girl, and have never kissed a guy...

that's all I'm willing to say without a new alias and a library computer.

>>46 alls good, thats not something to be embarrassed about in my opinion. Pretty much the only reason anyone uses pda(public displays of affection) is to show off, prove that theyre better then the single people, or to get some form of acceptance. Thats just my opinon, whatd you think movie club?

when i was really little my aunts dog tore off all my clothes...

I am really loving this thread, it's interesting to see how peoples secrets can range from the mundane to the downright bizarre.

Uh, a secret...hm...

I can't really think of anything.

bumping cat.

I've never understood love. It's a foreign emotion to me. My two best friends, one's a guy, one's a girl, both have had crushes on me for the past, forever or so years, and have told me, but not each other. They both get really depressed because I keep turning them down...but I just don't understand love.

Most of the time I troll around other people's relationships, like locking my friend and his girlfriend a room with a box of pizza and unlocking the door five hours later...(They looked a lot happier after I let them out then before XD)

Not much of a secret nut at the time it was when I was very young i remember sitting the corner playing with a 5p coin while my mum and other people where talking. Then I swallowed the coin and looked around the room to if anyone noticed and i haven't told my mum since. Problem still in me somewhere XD

^ i think ive heard that story before. And, extremely doubtful that the coin is still in your after what im going to assume is 5 years plus. Unless youve been checking your poo every day it most likely exited your system after what im going to assume is a week, month tops.

I day dream a lot, especially when i'm bored. Whenever i get done reading a manga (or watching an anime) i'd always play little scenes in my head on what it'd be like to be a character in a book/comic and i'd twist and turn the situations. then when i get bored even more, i'd lay down on my bed and listen to korean music.

[not really embarrassing but..] I have the hots for CL from a Kpop group called 2NE1.

When I was in the first grade, I made a card for Valentine's Day for a boy that I had a crush on. He was my first crush. I liked him b/c of his ears. I gave him the card, and he threw it away. I was heartbroken. <///3
Now, I would actually like to meet him again, and say "Thank you for breaking my heart."

Damnn..... that blows D: ^
if it makes you feel any better i got an insanely small number of cards during my younger years

>>56 & >>57, if this makes either of you happy, I only got one card...and it was a pity card.

Sad face

>>55 Yeah I do this all the time. When I listen to awesome music I try to play scenes in my mind that look like an opening to an anime and stuff.

hahaha xD these are pretty funny xD uh, i dont know.

In first grade our class was listing off verbs, so i raised my hand and shouted "sex!"....everyone in my class stared at me and my teacher gave me this death stare and said i was wrong, then moved onto the next person. XD

... Is sex a verb? I'm not too good with proper grammatical terms and such, so I can't really say. Maybe an adverb?

>>62
you should say the F word isntead

>>63 let's use it as a verb!

"I'm going to sex you so good."

Seems to work?

Some of you know me as being MTF Transgender (I've started crossdressing as a woman full time now that I'm in college). I am secretly attracted to my former (male) self. I'm not sure whether that's narcissism or not; you make the call.

I seem to have Yuri goggles permanently glued to my face. The good news is that I'm aware of it, and hence know that certain things aren't as I'm seeing them. The bad news is that it still makes certain situations awkward.

Curiosity bump...

one day when i was in kindergarten we had soup for lunch, and i was walking a bit to fast back to the table and the soup spilled ALL OVER me. and, since i was 5 years old, and it was REALLY hot chicken noodle soup i cried, and one of the teachers came over to help me. then she decided that i couldn't make it to the bathroom to clean up, and get the hot soup off of my clothes, so she undressed my right in the cafeteria in front of everyone. then carried me out in only my underwear...

oh and another time, i was going down this tunnel slide (the same year) and one of the 6th graders decided he would be funny and go before i got to the bottom...he fell on my head D:

i probably have more, but this is all i'm saying for now..

>>70 xD Well adults think that kids don't really care, so that's to be expected.

My turn..
I've cheated in every relationship I've EVER been in, except my last one.
I prefer Hentai over real porn.
I have a slight foot fetish...
I've bullshitted through everything. Never really took anything important seriously. I still wonder how i got through high school...plus I a bullshit and lie even when i dont need to.

They're not that bad imo. lol That is all.

Well, that is interesting.
Question, whyd you cheat

>>73
I couldn't tell you. Maybe some sort of phase I was in, i thought i was some sort of player and thought it was fun. it was really stupid.

Lol. You arent the first person to do this.
i have not

Embarrassing secrets?
well.... in 5th grade i turned down an offer to go out with a boy, i currently have had a major crush on him for 2.5 years, and he dosen't even know about it.
I-I'm a yaoi fangirl..... i prefer hard core yaoi instead of Shounen-ai.
about a year ago, a boy that liked me said that he loved me so much that he couldn't live with out me and tried to force me to be his GF, only my best friend knows about this....
This is all im posting right now. Please don't judge me!

this one time at band camp... jkwhen i was 10 i was in basketball and my coach decided that every time we came out of the locker room for a game the song eye of the tiger would be on it dosent sound that bad but it was.

>>63 I think it's a noun. It's not "you sex" it's "you have sex," so it makes sense.

uh...confession? I never told anyone that before I changed school districts in my elementary years I had no friends. All the kids in my class disliked me and during recess they would run from me pretending I had cooties. I chased them and laughed and pretended I was having fun so I wouldn't feel lonely.

I followed a really hot guy around the school... until I heard him talk and realized he was gay. =o='

There was a guy I liked, and I would send him cards and bake him cookies for the holidays and such trying to win him over. Again, then I found out he was gay... x////x

I send a love letter in elementary school to this kid, and he showed the teacher and all the other students >> I got ridiculed for that for years.

I used to push kids off the top of the slide because lady bugs would be on it and I was afraid they would squish them... Almost broke my best friend's arm... Whoops.

I like shonen-ai and yaoi. I also enjoy watching hot gay guys make out at the mall. Once I'm old enough, I have every intention of enterring a gay bar with a camera and not leaving until they kick me out. Don't judge.

I went through this... phase... in middle school where I felt the need to slap every person I saw in the face. Then I went to slap my step dad on the back... and accidentally slapped him in the face .-. That knocked me right out of that phase...

Erm, what else... Oh. I've flipped off, cussed off, and kicked off just about every guy that's tried to ask me out. The one guy I didn't do that to turned out to be an asshole. So, I'm going back to my old methods of dealing with these things.

I'll post more later. Half of this stuff I didn't tell my friends because it's embarassing to my rep, and the other half I told to my friends but never said here... So, yeah. Enjoy.

in third grade i wet my pants on stage ^^ now i just laugh at it!

Toward your last thing>>80
Bad sama bad!
not every guy is an evil heartsmashing manwhore, some actually care and arent complete douches whore full of themselves.
Though i admit, a large percent seem to be over confident of their own abilities vs normal average guys. Which disappoints be, but such is life

>>80

I have a feeling we'd be great friends.

One day, I might just meet you in a gay bar, and we'll know it's each other because we'll both have cameras in our hands. :D

Confession(s)...
-I almost jumped off my balcony because I saw an insect. (It was a cicada O_O)
-I love horror novels and anime/manga, but real horror movies scare the shit out of me.
-I fear zombies really will take over one day (or any other supernatural being that we can't defend against)
-I really do doubt my sexuality sometimes... I've joked about being lesbian for the past 2 years, and I'm not so sure it's a joke anymore O_O Perhaps time will tell, because I'm pretty mutual as of now ^ ^;;

>>62 dictionary.com says its a noun

I have a penis .-.

First grade…… my class and I had to sing infront of the whole school..… my turn to sing and the damn mike turns off by itself everyone laughed at me soo angry I ran out… not a secret more like a moment. Lol

Currently writing a yaoi(It has 69 pages so far). Everyone things I'm quiet and respectful. Wait till I tell them that I think every guy is gay and how I love lemons(not the fruit kind...)

lesbian for 6 years, parents STILL have no idea. btw im 16.

I realized I was bi 2 years ago. My family's racist against gays. This would be a good thing to put on fmylife.com Also, when my bff is over we mess around. Though she isn't bi, she knows I am yet still doesn't care. And obviously, my parents don't know.

Well awkward moment...
>>80 the first time I asked out my girl she cussed me out. It sucked at the time, but I'm really glad that I wasn't completely deterred. Soooooo glad I kept trying. I love her. <3

>>89 same with my parents, they don't..'like' gays, lesbians, and bi's, so i plan on telling them i'm bi when i move out, and my friend does too (I'm 16 now)

same here im 15 and im bi but my parents despise gays or anyone who likes the same sex in any way so i plan on keeping it from them and only telling good friends

and my parents dont know i was and am emo and that i am sexualy active they still think im a good kid

I am in such an akward possition...

Their's a girl who's been after me forever and I started to like her back and we kissed later...
and here's the embarassing part...

I felt nothing...
She said it was best moment of her life..
and i felt nothing...

>>96
Yes i am. and sorry i have been burried in things to do the last couple of days!!!

It's okay I mean it isn't ur fault anyway

Yeah but I still haven't told her yet and she is still going gaga over me!!!

Hey would ya' look at that, we broked one-hundred Treads!

90% of my friends dont know i am a father

Well how long has it been?

If u felt nothin than who could blame u for what u feel an why not?

WHAT?! >>102 Realy??

I just feel like an ass bout the whole thing...
It's especialy hard to talk to her now!! Or anyone, cause I'm afraid I'll spill it and they'll tell her!!!

>>102
Seriously, how long has it been?

>>102
>>103
TELL ME!!!

I wanna know to!!!!

Talk boy I gatta gun!!!

(Equinox runs away) I'm out.... Lol Nathons got a gun!!!!

HELL YEAH I GO AND IMMA BUST A CAP ON ALL YALL IF MY QUESTION >>102 ISN'T ANSWERED!!!

Equinox runs out and then returns hahahahaha look I got one too!!! I want the question answered b4 someone gets hurt!!

*CHIK-CHIK*
I'M LOADED!!!

*BANG*
CRAP!!! I broke mah comuter...

Wait no, no I just skimmed it! Why do I not have the safty on?!

Awwww Nathon!! I got no support now and btw what's a 12 year old girl doin wit a loaded gun anyway?? Ppl how could u let sumtin like this happen?!

oh she is 6 months now, momma is insane wont allow me to see my kid, even though i am offering support, dad is super conservative still needs his financial support so i cant officially go about this legally. -__-

You'll get to see her some day so don't worry :)

Obj yeah Archadmiral someone's lookin for u dude

http://dollars-bbs.org/random/res/1320978370.html

This gave me alot of hope ^~^

Wow these are really interesting.... though im not really sure what "pegging" is ... sounds like something I shouldn't look up on Google images...maybe a pirate leg fetish idk^_^;

Ok confession time

I'm a survivor from and eating disorder I had to spend a week in a clinic and was really sick for about 4 months after that ( I lost about 30 pounds total), but I made a full recovery! I still have nightmares about it sometimes but I'm thankful I was able to overcome it and anybody reading this who has a problem like mine I believe you can overcome it too!

>>122 PUT IT IN MISSIONS, put before and after pics for insiration of others :D >>M.I.A.

it belongs here but things that can help others could also be re-posted in missions :D just an idea

Sorry guys power went out last night and mah computer died!!! >>118 And six months isn't that bad!

Guys?

Awwwwwww!!! Ima lone!!!!

Op! I gatta nother confesion I just farted... uhhhhhh...

confession: Spongebob Squarepants is, like, my IDOL

>>82 Pfft. If I don't know their name, they don't deserve compassion. If I know their name, and I know they're an ass, they deserve even less compassion.
>>83 HELL YEAH.
>>89 You can't be racist against a sexual preference... A sexual preference isn't a race :/
>>90 good thing it wasn't me. I would have kicked you in the balls if you asked a second time.
>>102 Damn.

fuck. it is now my goal to be able to post a story on this. cant think of any right now...

>>123 124

ah that's a really good idea! who knows I might just help change a life ...idk about the before and after pictures though ^_^;

eh i figure since I put a serious confession I should put some fun ones up now...
1.Team Rocket from pokemon still my lifetime idols
2. I'm secretly jelous of my twin brothers ability to tan perfectly why i just burn and crisp up like a hotdog( cure you genetics)
3. I still play pokeomon snap, pokemon stadium and pokemon puzzle league ... my secret goal is to get the 10,000 point camera picture of mew

by writing down "not taken seriously at all" you just gave them the idea to mess around... My secret: I hate sand

-I have multiple personality disorder
-I confessed to a boy as a dare and they actually liked me back...awkward moment indeed
-When I was 5,I stayed up all night waiting for Santa Claus to come to my house.When I saw "santa" I tackled him to the ground.I was very dissaponted to find out the truth lol
-I've never been to a concert in my life
-Everytime I watched a disney movey I used to sing along to the songs XD

okay so that's prtty much it!

i am leagly dead i have a birth certifacate and a death certifacate the day i was born my heart stoped for 3 hours and then started agin thay still say thay cant explain it and thay say thats how i got my split personality

>>136
Holy crap that's awesome and incredibly scary at the same time.

>>136 Really,wow..You were so close to dieing for good.

there`s dis girl who i really love, but my mom & brother hates her. i`ve been hangin out wit her behind their backs, & i havent yet told her my feelings...

I have a lot of friends but dont realy hang with them so my family thinks im lame.and i kinda fap a lot

>>139 im assuming its a race/religion issue. Your family sucks balls.

I find this embarrasing..

Whenever I see a kid going through something rough in his life and see him crying, I just want to cry too... TT_TT

>>142 thats not that embarassing.
ummm......, well i've worn cat and bunny ears to school. I've still got the name play-boy bunny.
my nickname to some is boobalisious. *glare*
that pretty much covers it for now.

>>141 no, dats not it at all. my bro kept obsessing over her & she wouldnt take him back, so he started hating her & my mom hates her cuz she rejected my bro. & my family doesnt suck balls...

Well if your bro is obsessived and doesnt know how to move on, and your mom is ov ersupportive and doesnt know that what shes doing is wrong, then in my opinion they do. Its not right what theyre putting you through

actully, i dont blame my mom. she`s tryin to protect me but she doesnt really kno her. but my bro keeps blaming me wen his current gf/crush dumps/rejects him & me & dat girl were freinds. so i blame him & only him.

Alright, well i wish you the best of luck with your secretive relationship romeo

Let's see, what's about me...?

I really like it when I worry people. Especially my girlfriend. Truthfully, I'm better talking with girls, I'm not awkward around them or anything at all, and I've figured them out well enough to manipulate them, in a way. I kinda had a lack of people caring about me until this year (I'm 15 now), and it seems that I like making people worry about me. Today, I used a pin to jab holes into my hand, then stitched through the holes and took a photo and sent that to multiple people, just to worry them. Then reason I love worrying my girlfriend a lot more though is because she seems very emotionless and melancholy. Feels good to know she actually cares. Feels good to know that everyone I message cares. My hand it tingling.

>>40
What? You stop talking to girls simply because they don't like you in a romantic way? That's stupid.

I'm really bad at secrets! I'm an open book :/ And I feel stupid saying that. I've been trying to think of an interesting secret I can post for a well now, admittedly...

>>143 Lol! I secretly cried in class because we were watching this kid on youtube talking about his sad life. XDDD

>>136 Jeezus!! How do you get a split personality from a a near death experience?!

I have three personalities and not even my friends know this because they think I'm just bipolar....

I have loved the fuck out of Sailor Moon since I was in grade school. I watched it religiously, more so than I did DBZ or other Toonami broadcasts back when Moltar ran the show. I'm now 25 and am still a fan.
NOTE: I typically hate any super cute/shoujo anime.

- I am a major Masaomi fangirl

- When i draw I usually make my own little fantasy

- When I was in 6th grade I had a dream about the world being
taken over by aliens and that I saved the guy I liked and one of my friends took it and gave it to one of the guys and told the entire class after that I cried the rest of that study hall.

i dont kno why but whenever teachers ask me a question my face gets really red and my eyes start to water and it almost looks like im crying

I dont really have any, not that I can think of I have a boring life

I sometimes fantisize about Yaoi in the middle of class and get horny
(I'm a girl)
I believe I have a personality disorder theta corrisponds with many different anime chareters
I have strait F's in all my classes and I have art
When I draw an OCC not only do I name them I also give them a back round story
I currently have 15 storys/Fanfiction on hold be sauce I keep getting new ideas
I'm 16 never had a boyfriend never been kissed and am starting to think I'm only attracted to gay guys
I've memorized the entire diolouge script for 'lelo and stitch' and 'bueaty and the beast' songs encluded
I have a thing with long hair on guys, if you have it take care of it
And I have the personality of an abandoned cat

Yaoi is a pretty common fetish for teenage girls it seems.

I think the personality disorder that would most accurately describe your myriad of disorders is Hypochondria.

You should probably study more.

Writing a backstory for original characters is completely normal, and pretty constructive as far as creative thinking goes. Nothing to be ashamed of there.

A lot of people who are 16 have never been in a relationship, it's not required to pass being a teenager. However, only being attracted to gay guys is an example of a destructive fetish, considering it's actively affecting your ability to function normally, in a sexuality context. Seek help.

"Abandoned cat" isn't a personality type.

>>158 thats not all that strange i corrispond with alout of that too, especially the guys with long hair thing
im failing art too, never bean kissed or relationship even
epic fail

i once did 69 with my boyfriend and he farted in my face cause it tickled him too much :p

Well......I used to be into Guro. (Gore Fet.)

I'm still a shotacon lover and a lolicaon lover.

So for some reason my reply was erased, what it said was

When I was like 5, I always used to sit and watch football with my dad and always heard him cursing. I didn't know what it meant and when he decided to start a tickle fight with me one day I got mad said "F**k You Daddy!" and apparently I ran off very proud of myself :|
Also, I'm still a fan of Yugi-Oh, I still collect cards and duel.
When I daydream, they're usually related to my life mixed with anime

I don't know if my secrets would be too much for little minds to handle.

I had read a doujinshi manga of Izaya and Shizuo by accident.

>>165 How can you 'accidentally' sit through and entire yaoi doujinshi and not realize what you were doing?

I like yaoi. Alot. like, alot alot. And like. Yeah, I read almost all of the Shizaya ones xDD
and I'm not even out of grade 7 yet... (12)

Uhm, maybe I'd share some of my embarrassing secrets.

- I like fictional(only) BL.
- And I lie about my age online. Well, I pretend to be a child.
- And I have a crush here in Dollars!

>.<

umm... lets see.. I like yaoi ( i think a lot of people on here :D)
For the past 5 or 6 years I've wished that I was a guy ( yeah I'm a girl >.>....)
My best-friend (who is also a girl) is completely in love with me and I think that I might like her too.... but I thought for the longest time that I was straight... I'm not even sure what to do, its really confusing. Someone told me that I was committing a sin and that I was evil because of this...D: and its caused me a ton of stress...
I get extremely guilty when I eat food
I stress over little things
Koisuru Bokun ( a yaoi manga) gives me scary deja vu....
>~< I haven't really told anyone these things....

>>169 whoever that person is needs to mind their own business, what you choose to do with your life is your own choice, they shouldnt be giving you shit for wanting to do things a little differently.
find out why you feel guilty bout eatting, im guessing it has something to do with the standards media puts on girls and their figure.
stressing over the little things isnt bad, odd yes, but not bad. I stress more over the little things then the big things and im prefectly happy with my life. Just ignore the stress, and deal with the small things when you can.
My assumption as to why you are questioning your sexuality is because your subconsiously not wanting to reject your friend and make them sad, so your every so subtly changing your view on the matter.
Thats just my opinon though, i know this isnt a advice type of thread, but i felt i should do it for this person.

>>169 If you feel like loving someone, anyone, any creature in fact. Do Love.

I scratch and sniff my butt. :V

i scratch and sniff divineracoon's butt.

lol jk

Heeeey. Thought of a secret.

Half the time I feel really self-conscious. I especially constantly feel like my friends actually hate me (expect for a few) and it usually prevents me from getting real close to a person.

there's a new gang everyone they're called the white mist and they're all info brokers so be careful who your contacts are... just FYI

>>176 No, we don't care. Get the hell out.

bump

He he..derp..

I have "middle child" syndrome (always compared with my bro and my friends for some reason)
I secretly post riddles on sticky notes around my school to confuse people.
I'm usually deadpanned and don't smile irl, so people label me as depressed,
and I have an obsession over cream soda.

dont be mean guys and girls,hey man that is pretty weird and cool,sadly i never had any nostalgia moments of my own except pokemon,thats about it,but i do like your idea too btw :3

ok i think that other people can read my mide so i try to keep it as cleen as possible but i slip into a perverted thought and then i think people think im wierd... o and i think people can turn invisible and watch me at home.

>>159
I'm still attracted to straight guys I just think gay guys are hotter

And when I say "abandoned cat" I mean I'm clingy and crave attention despretly but I'm to afraid to get to close to people because I know they'll leave me in the end

I've had 3 other personalities at one time and now it's only me and 1 other... I miss all the drama that would go on inside my head XD

I feel like I have many personalities..that noone will ever be able to understand.
Also, I feel as if I don't deserve happiness or a significant other at time.
ohh idk..lol

well im 14 years old and have a 2 inch non erected penis and 4 inch erected i once watched my dads gf get out the shower wen i was 8 oo and she wasnt my mom dont laugh plz

well im 14 years old and have a 2 inch non erected penis and 4 inch erected i once watched my dads gf get out the shower wen i was 8 oo and she wasnt my mom dont laugh plz

>>186 why did we have to hear about your penis man...?

>>187 agreed.
I have a feeling its a troll of some variety

>>186 That sucks bro, good luck with the ladies.

>>187
>>188 Well the title of the thread does say dirty secrets... Lol.

>>181 I have the same fear of people being able to read my mind. Whenever I'm near others I always try to think of complicated things so I could thwart their mind reading attempts. I've had this fear ever since I was a small child.

I think that I have a camra hidden in my air vent

>>191 get your all powerful shinigami to look into the vent for you.

>>191 but that does sound super creepy, i suggest you check just to be safe.

I lost my virginity to my sister.

lol i saw my name =p

I saw your name too :D >>195

>>194 .....wh-what? I didn't expect incest to be in this thread for some reason.

I was going to come here and post but after seeing >>194 I um.... I need to just step away for a moment and find myself because .... I am at a lost....XD

>>198 I'm right there with you... Its safe to say, it caught me off guard.

I'm 1& years old and have been diagnosed as an anti social sociopath. The real definition of anti social is I manipulate the emotions of everyone around me and sociopath means I don't feel guilt. I can talk anyone into fucking me as long as I can see their face. I know exactly what to say, when to say it. I regularly take advantage of this fact. The only person who knows about this is my brother. My family and friends have no idea that I pretty much control their lives, and I know I should feel guilt but I don't and have tried to feel it but I know I never will.

>>199
Mael is so awesome ^.^

Im 13 and i have a fuck buddy (ex gf), played with a girls tits and have claimed to not remember anything and gotten away with it, and am in love with my best friend.

I am thirteen, a middle school student and I used to be depressed. All that changed one I joined the dollars. I used to even think about suicide, but then I got over it and was just depressed. I had no friends and couldn't talk to my family. Then I joined the dollars, met plenty of you all, and used my experiences to talk to friends and family. Thank you, all of you. I am now a Dollar for life and I'm going to help others with your inspiring words. Thank you.

>>200 I don't know wether to be afraid of you or to bow to your awesomeness

>>203 that's because were all just one big online family
If you need support we'll do the best we can to give it to you

>>202 why the hell are you having sex at the age of 13 that's just not right

Well I have an addiction to sex. I have gotten much better, but I did slip up recently... Much to my shame and displeasure, Emmy forgave me and since then I have been very good. I used to absolutely crave sex, downloaded gigabytes after gigabytes of pornography and hentai, manipulated women for my own sexual needs.

Oh, another shameful habit I used to have. I used to manipulate people terribly. I was a monster online. I have permanently banned myself from several chat sites due to my nature of abuse people's feelings to please my twistedness. Thanks to Emmy I am getting much better.

>>204
Both. It's mostly just listening. If you listen to what people say and study body language then you can do it too. When I figure out how to explain it better I'm writing a book about it. You'd be surprised how much I can get from just the way someone sits.

I'm a huge Sonic fan along with a being a huge otaku

Practically all I listen to is music from video-games and japanese music.

I have my fangirl moments where I obsess about how good certain anime guys look.

Yes I'm a weird girl, and I'm proud to be one ^_^

>>207
I own almost all of the comics going back as far as issue 25. In grade school I would say he is my hero on those "tell us about yourself" worksheets. I would like to question your Sonic knowledge in another thread sometime.

>>206
dude you would be an awesome cop/detective

But for now you are my god *bows down to awesomeness*

When i got punished i used to bang my head on the ground, my logic to this was that it would make it so i could remember what i did to get in trouble n make sure it didnt happen again. this was..... 7 or so years ago. Go smart lil me!

Well, like >>207, I am a huge Sonic fan, I listen to either game or anime OST's, and JP music. I have every Sonic issue up to date, and I am pretty weeabo-ish. Lolz otaku FTW

My best friend stole my first boyfriend back in the fifth grade so I broke into her locker and threw everything in her locker into the trash. Sadly, it made me feel worse and they're STILL together to this day.

>>1 >>2
I used to do the same!! sometimes when I missed it I cried because Inuaysha was (is) my favourite show, how pathetic is that? xD

Lessee.....worst....worst.....ehnnn....embarrassing? That'd have to be when I cried because my cat threw up on the couch the night before. I was in the middle of my math class....

Embarassing would have to be when I had a rip in the front of my jeans senior year and didnt notice it until halfway through the day.

>>215 that exact thing happened to be such it was across the back not the bottom.

I dont know if this is really embarrassing but I fall madly in love with any character Miyuki Sawashiro voices for: Saeko, Celty, Iwasawa, Canaan <3

I've read yuri and yaoi while my roommate was in the room. And hopefully, she still has no idea that I read that stuff at all. It's always awkward when your roommate's trying to start a conversation with you when you're at a a really explicit page.

I'm one of those girls that people take to be really innocent and prudish and shit. I've actually had a pretty dirty mind since middle school, but I choose not to outwardly express it.

I enjoy watching erotic (yuri and yoai as well) animes... which i really shouldn't since i'm too young...

>>194 Dude, how did that happen???
>>200 You are my god!
>>210 I did the same, except hitting a brick wall in my old school

Well, something embarrassing...from what everyone says in my point of popularity (a stupid thing when it comes to highschool) they say I'm stuck in the 'I'm not gonna date you unless you're the last man on earth' group.

>>220
that's probably the group im in right now

>>220 Dude, don't worry. I was in the same boat at a time. Really, don't look for love because I doubt you will find it, just let it happen. Truth be told, you don't realize you are callig for someone until it has already happened. Also, I can say that not all women are shallow like that. There are still many good ones out there who actually care about what is on the inside rather than how ripped your six pack is.

Ugh, meant falling not callig. The one time autocorrect could have done some good for me and it fails... Should have expected such =.=

I'm >>200's brother/roomate and I'm the one who diagnosed him, he neglected to mention that bieng anti-social also means he's extremely impulsive and had no regard for human life. He also should have mentioned the only reason that we are so close is he can't manipulate me and he can't figure out why haha

I'm the only one he can't manipulate*

This is true. He's more of a puzzle to figure out

>>2 Me to i use to set my phone at the time Inuyasha would start so i could watch it but never woke up and if i did it was only in time to catch the Ending Fokai Mori. *so beautiful song especially waking up seeing Sesshoumaru xD

Oh, and on the topic of this post, I cry tears of total nostalgia when I see the final episode of the original Digimon adventure series, an even though I'm 18 I consider that to be my favorite television show ever made.

And before anyone calls a samefag, yes we have the same ip address. Its prolly because we live together...

My First Kiss Was From A 50 year old guy *p.s im dead serious im 14 and that was 5 years ago >.<

>>228 Digimon was awesome, and the ending made me cry from the nostalgia.
Also, I'm a complete Sonic hedgehog video game fan! You can ask me any question from the games and I might just be able to answer it.

>>231 wtf? family member or somethin? thats just creepy.

I still have my yugioh cards and when my girlfriend told me to get rid of them we got into a fight. Sympathy anyone?

>>234 1. it's Yu-Gi-Oh!
2. Yu-Gi-Oh! is awesome...

I still have my cards, whether I duel or not.
>>234 You gotta keep them all dude!

I stupidly stay up until at least 3:00 in the morning watching anime or browsing the internet, its become a daily thing. Also since you guys are talking about cards does anyone want to buy my pokemon cards from me or at least know somewhere I can sell them. I really dont want to just throw them out cause that would be a waste.

>>234 do not give them away!
i once accidently washed my best cards n i was so sad ):

>>237 I'd hate to get off topic, but I'm also curious of this. My older sibling left behind a folder of some of the older Pokemon cards.

Since everyone's talking about tcg cards, when i was little, like 5-7, i didn't realize the value of the cards and folded them in half and put them into my pocket XD.

>>238 yeah wasn't this thread called dirty secrets and confessions xD

I pooped my pants once when I was ten at a freaking chess competition.

another one is...I LOVE YOAI, even though I'm way too young to read it in my moms opinion. harass me all you want, PsycheBunny! I said it. ummmm......i still collect bakugan, and i once got asked out by a kid from George Jr. (weirdest day ever!)
Hopefully i'll come clean with the worst of my secrets soon, saying them feels awesome.

my deepest secret...? I love someone who is more than 4 years older than me that i would do anything for. ANYTHING.

my secret is i pee in the sink

>>243 For shame. You spelled yaoi incorrectly.

I know a popular person on this BBS IRL, and he/she doesn't even know it's me.
Muahahaha...
...scandelous...
And no, its not the one that seems obvious...

>>4 *feels really late* WHAT!?!?!?! THAT WAS YOU!?!?!?!?! no for real some boy pulled out his dick during naptime and showed it to me!!

>>248 lololololololololololol. I doubt that was me though.

i noticed i was bi at the age of 13 (i am now 19) and am still keeping it a secret from most of my family, and the people i go to college with.

everything else im pretty open and secure about

Bump >:)

Me? Uhh.... I had erotic stories involving me and (generally, not always) some anime/manga character.. And no, I will not show you.

usually when im wearing a coat or hoodie & im in public i take out 1 arm (sumtimes both) hide them in mah shirt & hold my boobs. & i do it cuz no 1 will notice...

>>253 but i ussully dont wear a shirt under my coat/hoodie

>>253 I do the same thing, and people look at me like I'm a creep when I tell them. It's not like I'm doing harm though xD

I walk around town and pee on random thing for shits and giggles

I stole my mom's money. It was for a game. I regretted it since I don't play it anymore and it wasn't even that good :x

Some of these confessions I've read switch from embarrassing to just plain bizarre... XD

-When I write something I tend to act it out or just try and envision it happening right in front of me (Most of the time succeeding. This goes from fight scene all the way to more erotic scenes or dialogue.

-Since I tend to hang around with guys more than girls I find myself in conversation about hentai, hot teachers, sex positions and porn on a regular basis.

-I had a major crush on a guy for close to 4 years and when he asked me if I liked him, I told him "No, I hate you."

-I am a hard-core Yaoi fan. One of my friends actually bought me an AkuRoku doujinshi for my birthday once.

-I've worn an Itachi headband to school once just to see the reaction I would get from my friends who watch anime.

Eh... that's all I can remember right now! >.<
I can't believe I just wrote all of that... XD

When I'm drawing I make the faces of the characters I'm drawing for example: when I'm drawing an angry face I make an angry face.

>>258 A hardcore yaoi fan that hangs around dudes more. I wonder how that works out.

And I also see you're of the tsundere type. That's nice...

>>254>>253 why arent you in any of the stalker threads .-.

>>261 Have you revealed your true nature, sleepology? Have you revealed you're an oppai man? Pai pai. Derp.

Uuuummmmmmm....... yes?

>>260 That one I constantly get called: A tsundere living in a reverse harem. :/ Meh, it's easier to hang around dudes than chicks.

>>262 BOOBS. SOMEONE SAID BOOBS.

SOMEONE SAID MOOBS!

Nobody said spiderman.

Lol
Oh, Spiderman! XD

I decided to only ever fall in love with fictional characters because my one relationship failed miserably. I'm pretty sure I have "abandoned cat" syndrome, <<182

Bump~

I spend 450 dollars on a victorian style dress for my girlfriend to wear while I fuck her... then I jizzed all over it... and it is dry clean only...

activate slow clap now.

ok, update from >>250. parents now know. also i keep having dreams about shotacons.

>>274 lmfao

I made out with a whore back in Hong Kong... enough said.

Back in high school, i literally had a harem of HOT girls, where I could have had sex with all of them, probably at the same time... But i was a wimpy virgin I was currently in the worst relationship of my life... So its safe to say I bitched my way out of quite possibly a once in a lifetime chance. If only I could turn back time... Please...if there is a god, hear me.

Wait... how do you know this information if nothing ever happened since you had a lover

>>279
I have heard you, and thanks for the sweet tip. They are all mine now.

Oh Enni :33

So I went to this hipster bar like thing on new years and being the hipster bar that it was, they decorated their walls with all kinds of things and drawings. I saw this one picture that I really liked and decided that, what the hell, since there's so many people around anyway, what if I just nick it? So I did.

But then later when I was walking home and I looked at it I noticed what it actually was, a postcard. And judging by the message it seemed like it was from someone who was pretty close friends with the owner too. Then I just started feeling horribly horrible for taking something like that and didn't really wanna keep it anymore so I just threw it away. Sigh, I'm never going to be a villain with that kind of conscience.

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I'm an actress at heart, so when my friends kept telling me I was adorable, I couldn't help but play the part! It helps that I've had a sheltered childhood too...seems I've become "The Innocent One" XD

Apparently, nothing says cute more than wearing your hair in goth loli twintails that were meant to be totally visual kei. Epic fail on my part since I cut my own hair XP Now I have to live with my bandmates making me be the cutesy member!

I was clinically diagnosed with disassociation (a mental disorder where you pretty much have a blanks in your memory) after spending an hour disassociating and attempted suicide within that time. I was later diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

I'm so socially anxious in real life that I have an irrational fear of people that aren't my close friends. Somehow, the internet makes eveything ok, though.

I like big butts, I cannot lie.

>>286 I don't think I, nor any of your other brethren can deny such a claim.

>>287 Why, when a fine specimen of the female gender fashionably enters the premises in possession of a healthily shaped posterior, we experience an enthusiastic reaction.

got walked in on with mi pants down by my mom >.< worst eva!

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>>261 i tried to upload a pic in that thread, but my stupid camera wouldnt let me

damn ...i have heaps to confess but i'll go a few at a time and they're all true.

1. i wrote a love letter to a crush back in yr 2 and i secretly snuck it his schoolbag...except....it was the wrong bag Y^Y
2.i was sexually curious at the age of 12
3.i used to be very violent and was in two fights at school.
4.Was in depression for 9 months.
5.my ex bf is a very sloppy kisser and i still haven't told him
6. i've crossdress as a guy and apparently my mum didn't reckoning me
7.when i was 8 ,i used to hide under my sisters desk and eat milo from the can.
8. i'm secretly writing an itachi lemon
9. this may seem weird.....but i don't really like yaoi (unless it's kuroshitsuji)(and my old friends forced me to watch that stuff) and i'd prefer yuri.
10. i pissed myself in class when i was 11 because the teacher refused to let me go to the bathroom.

man,......that's alot of crap i confessed .

*recognize

ever since i watched 'unborn' -horror film... i've been slightly scared of the dark

I won't go to the bathroom at night because of the movie ''Mirrors''

>>298 Oh god. I've always been afraid of mirrors in the dark... I don't even want to think about what would happen if I watched that movie ;-;

Decided to have pie, eggos, and orange rolls for dinner. In that order.

Bump.

Blatantly obvious double bump.

bump

I admit to having a crush on someone in several of my classes to the point of figuring out his name and finding his facebook.. yet to speak to him directly. >>

In addition, I slept in until 3:30pm today.

>>291 That is adorable.

asdfghjkl, I can write a story but I can't write something simple as this....

Well anywho, I'm asexual. I just don't find things attractive like others. I mean if I see someone who's hot i'll call it, but they're just a pretty face and that's all. Not many people pick up on this or something because if i'm not careful my friends totally freak and say "OMG I think such and such likes you." like I care about such.Which just leaves me in a downward spiral of feeling bad for the person if they do. I actually I guess you could say went on a date just because I felt bad for one of the people who told me they liked me. I hated every last minute of it. I'm not going to lie. I don't even know why but everything annoyed the hell out of me. I hope he got the message on that....

Just to add on to this, I can brilliantly write a romance fanfiction and love it to death but I cannot stand real life romance? It's just not me. I mean i've tried to explain this to a few people but it doesn't seem to compute in their heads for some reason. My brother in law kind of gets it but not my closest friends. Or my old sister who's keeps trying to set me up with people. ._________. SRSLY.

Another thing I guess is that I just of a displaced feeling when I'm with my friends. At first I guess it doesn't hit me till I take a step back and breath but then I realize it and I'm just like WTF am I doing? I guess this leads into the fact that my essay that I wrote to get into my high school basically said I don't want to have any friends. I forgot all my reasons but I still get the same feeling from time to time.

So in general I think i'm messed up somewhere in my head. Oh and i'm a writing nazi.

>>306 I think I get how you feel. Why do you always have to "like" someone? and if you don't why is something "wrong" with you? Sometimes people don't date because they just don't feel like that towards anyone.

>>307 I don't feel that people always have to like someone but some how it's imprinted in their mind while they're young I guess. Though I've naturally deiced along the lines I'm just asexual and was going to live with it. Something is wrong with me because it was the only word I can think of at the that the didn't involve and unnecessarily and horribly long explanation to explain the actuality of the nature.

>>308 I know exactly what you mean, I was that way for a long time. Then somebody tried to change that, my life went to crap, I now have an ex fiance, and guess who's back to being that way?

Sorry... that was rude of me to say, I think. It was just me being a bitter fuck.

Glad to see that there are other people out there. When I have told people that I don't like them, I am told that I am a terrible person. What the hell do people want me to tell them? I'm not going to lie, because it goes against my philosophy. I believe it is better to be hurt by the truth rather than being comforted by a lie.

>>311 Right there with ya!

>>309 No that was not rude, that was truth. Thank you for sharing your story.

>>311 I want to hug you.

>>311 I've told people I don't like them. Then they've just become creepy people who text me way too much.
>>309 tried dating, didn't like it. Now everyone wants to know why me and my boyfriend broke up and I don't know how to explain that I just felt no attraction to him. It's pretty awkward.
Hearing you guys talk makes me think this might be the way to go, at least for me.

Maybe its because I'm a guy, but my friends are like, what the hell is wrong with you? she's hot! or other things, but I'm just not attracted to them. I understand that they are attractive, I just don't want a relationship. It really annoys me.

Most of the towels and such in my hamper... weren't used to dry myself off after a shower.

I dont even want to know

>>317
Some of them I use to blow my nose.

>>319 Some of them... 0.0

Toilet paper tends to work much better.

>>320 the others are used for his crazy work out regime to become a manly man

>>322 Hmm... he needs it.

I sneak out at night to secretly talk to my girlfriend.
We have naughty conversations and talk about having sex every night.
We've come close but never had the chance to.
We really want to. Lol.
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>>324 i call bullhonkey

>>325 If the opportunity was there, it would happen.

>>324 and >>321
Towels need love too.

>>327 what does 324 have to do with it?

;3

>>329 I thought you screwed up... now I get how it could make sense...

I spent 4 years in love with my female friend before I came out of the closet. When I finally came out as pan-sexual, she freaked and told me not to talk to her ever again. The embarrassing part? She said it on the bus in front of everyone. Funny thing is... not even a year later she was dating another girl. My dirty secret is that I am still in love with this girl three years later, even though I'm engaged, and my significant other has no idea that I don't love him. F-ed up, I know.

>>331 Not at all, really. I can see how things could have gotten away from you, and I can see where you're coming from.

Confessions, huh? My confession is that i hate the guy im datng and still love me ex-fiancee. XD But, my ex fiancee wants nothing to do with me, and my 'boyfriend' is way too touchy-feely... And if i continue onward with this it shall belong in the rage thread. o-o

>>333 Use your real name.

>>333 creepy.
>>334 Its who we think it is isnt it.

>>335 Who else would be talking about me? haha, sorry!

awkward.......................

Confessions? Okay.
I don't remember most of my childhood but I pretend I do.
Three of my mom's siblings are sociopaths. I don't often feel guilt when I hurt people. I'm a sadistic bitch.
I often question my sanity.
I've lied to people and told them I have dyslexia because they pissed me off.
Most people I know don't know anything about me. I put up walls because I can't imagine any of them getting close. I desperately want someone I can confide in, but refuse to actually talk to anyone about anything serious.
I broke up with my boyfriend because when he kissed me I felt nothing. I still haven't told him why I broke up.

>>338 the last part. I am disappoint.

>>339, What the heck am I supposed to say to him? I tried to just go with it at first but then I just couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't stand being in a relationship where I felt nothing.

Since when is there supposed to be "sparks" when you kiss someone. If there was, nobody would be going out with anyone.
To me, your reasoning for breaking up with him was not legitimate. Maybe im just a cruel-hearted bastard.

>>341, not looking for sparks, just looking for something that doesn't make me want to drive into a tree afterward

That makes it sound like it was much worse then getting no mental response. Sounds like he was so god awful that had slobber all over your face.

>>341 Hey, be nice, Sleep. Some people thing its a good reason. The "sparks" when kissing? Yeah, thats called love. I apologize for sounding like a bitch, but there isnt much point to dating without that "spark".

>>342 I know how you feel.

Hmm, I have A LOT. But one is that when I was like 6, I used to imagined Gary on pokemon touching Ash's dick o_o some years later I'm a yaoi/yuri addict and giggle everytime you call a boy gay;D I'm also an addict for beastiality(DogxMan)

>>344 since when am i nice

>>345 Oh my god, the furries. Why would you eve-

Nevermind, I'm not here to judge.

>>345 Im cool with people being into beastiality.. To each their own, ya know? But there are people *cough*>>347*cough* That like to broadcast hate for it... You shouldnt say you liek it, unless youre okay with getting bullied.

>>348
MFW: Making a joke = bullying.

Son, you disappoint me.

>>349 I was making a joke. Notice the *cough cough*. That means sarcasm.

Actually, just assume 95% of what i say is sarcastic, and the other 5% is a lie and youre good to go. ^.^

I don't really know if this counts.. but I'm a girl.. and I've kissed more girls than guys :p ... hehe

I just wanted to say... I really love you guys!

I really do.

id have to say this thread and the enjoyment i get out of it has to be one of my worste lmao its the best! i cant really come up with anything ive been staring at the screen for 20minutes im an open guy i cant think of anything that someone doesnt know

>>352 Valentine's day mood? If so, it's a crock.

>>354
Mood or not, I love you guys. Why else would I keep coming back here and be so excited about doing so? Also, I'm in a Lupercalia mood. :3

>>355 True, I enjoy being here as well, though there are certainly some people here that I most certainly do not love....

>>356 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :D

>>352 I really love you too. -Stalks your photots on the stalker thread- :P

>>356 I feel the same way... :P

Secrets? Oh man, I'm so messed up. I'm suicidal (thanks for helping me hold on, guys) for two years now. I'm also bipolar. Although I'm only fourteen, I've been hypersexual for years and am bicurious. I frequently watch hentai and read yaoi and lemon too. Also, I frequently fantasize about real kinky stuff. I've got some more issues too..y'all scared of me yet? ;)

>>359 if that were frightening i wouldnt be alive right now.

>>360 What's that supposed to mean? O.o

>>359 Im suicidal too! In the emo way. Im bipolar too, but prefer to call myself the medical term, manic depressive. Bicurious? D'awww~ Thats cute.

>>360 Sleep, im sure you have some wicked bad shit going on in your head. :3

>>352 Erm, cute?

Poop. * >>362

>>364 Smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth. XD

>>365 It's astonishingly difficult to type on a Kindle. >.<

Seeing as my last post here was lame and common, new slate.

I'm forced to sit in one spot during lunch in front of a really attractive guy who constantly slips looks at me and I slip looks back. (Basically, cat and mouse..a very unwilling cat.)
I have a habit of making weird noises when I'm bored and constantly annoy people by doing that.
I am mathematically challenged, and I'm in irl a cute little girl who is willing to stab anyone with the nearest sharp object. Demonstrated that in the fifth grade. (Need to break that problem. =.=;;)

I'm still scared of the dark, I have a lot of hentai on my phone and Ipod. I find it funny when people get defensive about looking at hentai and porn.
My lame as Shit ranting.

I'm afraid to leave the schools dorms most of the time 0_0

>>369 I live in one of the safest neighborhoods in the U.S., and I'm still terrified to walk around on the streets. Without a gun, anyway~~

I was once gay, but I had enough willpower to change that.

>>371 Why would you want to change that? It's part of who you are.

Because I don't want to be it.

>>373 So you can't accept your own identity?

>>371 >>372 >>373 >>374
Hold up. Before this turns into something more, think about this: If there is an aspect one dislikes about themselves, they are more than welcome to attempt to change it and reform themselves, which is a commendable act. It is EXTREMELY difficult to change, physically, emotionally, mentally, socially, etc. I wouldn't say Aquatic "can't accept" his/her own identity, but rather he/she didn't want to accept that aspect of his/her personality as something permanently defining. Remove yourself from the subject of sexual orientation and think about what this individual accomplished. If I hated playing video game or eating peanut butter, but I really wanted to be able to enjoy those things, then I would have to really work at it and try and try and try to get myself to change my opinions, outlooks and feelings. People are so quick to relate sexual orientation to "identity" and "who I really am" and shit like that, when it is just an aspect of their personality and preferences.

Then you weren't actually gay. You were probably at the stage where you were still unsure of your sexuality in general, as is common in adolescence for some people.

Chances are, if you are totally against the idea of being a homosexual, that means you aren't homosexual.

Tsubaki, you shouldn't question his decision. You wouldn't say the same thing if he said "I decided not to be straight" - in fact I wouldn't be surprised if he got praise instead of questioning.

Okay then.... Uh. In first grade I got into a fight in front of a.swing set and got kicked in the face. In the same year, I ram into a wall while playing tag both outside and the gym and started freaking out when I got stuck in the middle of a tube slide because nobody felt it was necessary to go all the way down.

In a new school, two years later, my cousin managed to violate one of my friends. I fell on the monkey bars and hit my head, and caused someone else to do the exact same thing.
First year of middle school , I managed to cut myself with my binder. I didn't cry until I got to the office amd someone asked me what happened. I got most of the teachers to think I was either crazy or a sadist by the middle of the year.

This year, I forgot my age. My friend has to tell me to stop spacing out on a daily basis. I'm scared of people for no apparent reason. I started crying when I realised that I missed the bus because I overslept. I fell out of a chair that was made so people wouldn't fall out of it. Anything that flies in the air during gym class wants to hit me, and I think i'm paranoid.

>>377 spacing out is a normal part of the .... well, everything. Nothing wrong with it happening

Oh. And I catch myself threatening to kill people on a daily basis noe. And i'm scared by it. I admitted to way too much....

It's. OK! :3

>>380 not if I get caught by someone.

hmmm... Ok one of my secrets is that...

I can't make bonds to anyone. Even my mom. I can't feel love towards them. I have only ever made one bond and that one has already been diminished. Everything, everyone,if they died I have adapted to where I would feel bad (just a little bit) (supposedly what all humans are supposed to feel) I don't know why this is...

>>382 Hmm. Ever go through anything emotionally traumatizing?

>>383 no...

>>384 doubtful/

Dirty secrets ey..
Heres one;
I once slept with a guy to which I found out was married a few days after.
He didn't wear a ring.

hm........... mid to late 20s? your age

Considering this is somewhat anonymous I'll tell the truth.
I was 18 he was 27.
Let the hate fly in.

OMG YOU HAD SEX WITH THAT MUCH OF AN OLDER GUY BLAH BLAH BLAH ANGRY RAGE FACE BEING MADE.
I really couldnt care less, decisions made by people must be accepted because there is nothing that can be done at this present time to change what was done, and for all we know, you dont regret it in the least. The only thing that would come out of us getting on the rage train is to try and make you feel guilty, when in all truthfullness you have nothing to be guilty for. Modern day and age morals are to restrictive for peoples tastes, so what happens happens. Im not quite sure where i was going with this, so lets just end it on the note that i like cake.

Aha thanks I'm glad someone doesn't freak out (:

>>388 YOU DISGUST ME.
just kidding... But I hate that damn guy... guys like him are the reason it was hard to find single girls in high school, since they all dated older guys... >:V DAMN ME BEING THE YOUNGEST IN MY GRADUATING CLASS! A curse, I say...

I cry when I listen to Disney songs. They're just so magically nostalgic ;~;
I'm secretly a huge sadist... I'm not going to go into details of what I like the most in hopes of not scaring anyone XD

I think we would be more afraid if you were a masochist, luckily for us you are not.

Confessions...? Uhhh..

Well, I used to root random computer systems pickked up by a cheesy homemade vulnerability scanner I developed in the past just for shits and giggles. I never did anything terrible nefarious, I was more into the curiosity/exploration side of things. I stopped long ago, but meh.

I always pee on the side of the toilet bowel because it's quieter (idk \_(O_o')_/)

Whenever I eat green beans and mashed potatoes, I always build stupid little structures with the green beans (the mashed potatoes = mortar).

I went swimming naked in my grandma's pool with a cousin and two other friends when I was a freshman in HS.

>>394
I did the last one too, except I was in college and it my friend's grandma's pool.

bump!

Aha!! New secret..confession..guh. Oh well.

Every time I see a certain person, place, or thing, my gut gets tight and I quietly reach for my pocket knife. I love carving those damn trees.

>>398 Oh... you poor soul... *sobs for Sleep*

>>398 "ive yet to be in an actual relationship. The longest i have gone out with anyone is a week"

Thats a blessing in disguise. DOnt hate that. Want to trade positions? The first guy i ever dated broke up with me after two years, told me he was gay, and that he'd been cheating on me with a guy he met at a party.

>>400 And then there was me, with the lying and constant reassurances, that amounted to nothing, right?

You two are rather strange.
>>401 in the end all you have are memories, and even if they are not the ones you wanted you must embrace them for they are yours

>>402 I know I'm rather strange.

And yeah, it's fine and dandy that we retain memories, but for the fact that they may plague your very existence...

In other words, never before have I ever wanted to hit my head with something, to get amnesia, but for now.

>>401 You were the best of my three major relationships. Stop hating yourself over me.

>>402 Yes, we're strange. Just a fine and dandy happy coupla people, ya know?

>>404 Sorry...

To an extent, I understand why. Such is the cursed blessing of a watcher.

Nae, Nomura, you two amuse me. >>404 You say that now, but everyone I've ever listened to that has amnesia... Well, they all wish they had their memories back. Memories are what make you YOU.

Anyhow, you two should just chill about one another. Things happen, time to move on and enjoy your life. No sense in lingering on past topics.

I suppose since I'm here, I should hop to something on-topic... *ahem*

Well, you see-

*20 minutes later*

Erm... I'm pretty normal, now that I think about it. I can't pinpoint anything particularly odd or something I keep a secret. My hair used to be in a buzzcut, and that was terrible. >.>

I'll figure out a better one eventually.

>>407 I am going to hold that against you forever ._.

Nomu, know what you mean. but a thing I've learned is that we cannot know good if we do not know bad. So understand somebody who has had temporary amnesia, you don't want that feeling of not knowing who you are.

>>407 I live to amuse.

Really, though. I'm chill about me and Nomu-chan. Hes the one whos being dramatic now. :L

>>398 Read >>3 XD

Anyway, taking baby-steps out of the Missions board. I don't do forums.. >__>;;

Confession...
I'm a lesbian and hold no candle for men - everyone who knows me knows this - and yet I have a strange thing for futanari. XD

>>411 Thats cuz Futanari is hot. XD

I don't even tell my best friends my deepest darkest secrets...so why the fuck would i post them online? just curious.

>>411 son of a bitch.... ill delete 3

Damnit! Its been to long my ip has changed.

>>413

If you don't want to, don't do it.

Asking why you should tell us implies we give a fuck whether you tell us or not - It's all up to you, if you want to share.

>>416

Hi. A secret of mine is I once shot a bb gun across an apartment complex and broke one of their windows. I felt horrible. Ahh to be young and stupid.

>>417 hi.. that's so cute.
i once slid/tossed my friends pup across the bed and hit the wall and yelped. When she came in I put on a sad face and said the dog slipped on the bed...I feel bad but I still chuckle a bit on the inside..

....I haven't had my first kiss...

Yeah yeah yea, I'm fourteen almost fifteen and I haven't had my first kiss...

...Also for some odd reason, I've been paired up with two different dollars.... WHY?!

>>419
So?!
Don't try to live up to the rest of the world's standards.

Its about time I confess *sighs* 5 years back, I stole my friends cookie and now I feel horrible... A horrible disgusting person that doesn't deserve to live another day.

>>419 oh comon youre still a youngn thats nothing to be ashamed of.
The first part, not the second. I couldnt care less about the second.
My first by a cheating technicality was 6th grade, but next was junior year. You got nothin to worry about still being innocent, when it happens it happens.
I bet your are totally confused by now, wondering what the hell im rambling about. Well ya know what?! Turkey.

Well...some years ago I used to be a big stalker. I was stalking one guy for quite a long time, I was even secretly following him to his house or when he was going out with friends or family. I got his phone number, knew his after school activities,school schedule, names of his friends...and lots of other things. Now that I look back I only think...oh god why, I did never even talk to him. You sometimes can´t help but think that you´ve done only stupid things in your past.

I shoot cats in heat. You know, the annoying ass meowing at all hours of the night, digging In your garbage, hanging around not letting you sleep. POW.

>>424 I hope youre joking, man.

>>425 not at all

>>426 Thats fucked up, asshole. Is there a name for whats wrong with you?

>>427 I think they call it DGAF

>>428 Technically, if you care about proper English, its "IDGAF". And, by the way, texting abbreviations are overused. Dont use them when you dont have to, because theyre annoying as fuck.

Now I'm dgaf'ing.

>>430

More than welcome to give it a try anytime you like.

>>432

>>431 "I'm dgaf"
>I'm done giving a fuck.

Also, shit Stef... thats pretty cruel :V but w/e w/e...

Also, Naebree, this is a confessions thread... not a judgement thread. Regardless of what somebody posts, be it terrible or stupid, you shouldn't openly mock them.

Remind me to show you my cat pelt collection sometime.

>>434 I have a stick up my ass when it comes to animal rights. This guy needs a better reason to shoot cats, other then the fact that they meow. Thats like shooting someone for talking. Would you condone that, Mael?

ALSO, don't spiderman relevant threads, its tasteless... And ruins good threads...

>>435 And ill show you my scalp collection. Its pretty sweet. And extensive.

>>437 Im just a tasteless fool like that.

>>437 But, i apologize. I promise to do it less often.

>>438 bet it's not as big as mine

I don't condone animal violence, nor do I condone murder. But I'm not about to flip a shit when there is nothing I can do about it.

Some things you have to let go.

Indeed. Topic squashed as far as I'm concerned.

>>442 In my defense, im a touchy bitch, so...

But youre right, Mael, and >>441 is obviously a trolling dumbshit.

-Lets it drop-

>>444 I feel it's only fair that I call you a fuckface before I go. Anyway, to greener pastures.

i kissed a guy for the first time two days a go, in fact i kissed him 3 times and the second time i used tongue, i feel like a slut.
i dont ever do that kind of stuff

>>446 you shouldn't feel like a slut..I think that what you did is normal (or i am a slut too and i haven't realized it...)

...I have yet to even lose my first kiss. And I have a crush on my friend's ex-boyfriend who I'm not supposed to be talking too...I feel like a bad friend.....

>>448 why are you not supposed to talk to them? Because your friend is saying you cant? Shes stupid

>>448 I agree with >>449. In my opinion, theres nothing wrong with liking/talking with your friends ex. If you like him, ask him out. If he says he doesnt like you then forget about him. IF your friend was the one to tell you not to talk with him, then ignore what she said.

>>449 >>450 She only told me not to talk to him because he did something 'horrible' as payback cuz she cheated on him...I still talk to the guy anyways but he's from a different town so I really can't ask him out plus he's not really welcome by anyone in the entire town.

Welllllllll sounds like she deserved it. Meh. Damn teens n their drama.

>>453 This.

Oh, children, wait until you're about to be kicked out of your comfortable little houses... Your priorities change so damn fast :3

When I skip out on school and tell my friends I'm sick it really means my mother is being lazy and the house is trashed. I'm going to be cleaning all day.

Not really dirty, other than the house. -^-

bump.

>>452
If some bitch cheated on me, I'd do something horrible, too :V

My best friend had a plan to piss off his ex who was being such a bitch. So I had to dress up as a girl..Things got wrong when he lost his temper and just kissed me to show his ex girlfriend.. I got pissed off and beat him up when we got to the dorms.. man.. I wanted to kill him back then.. and every time I remember.. *ughhh...*

i once asked out 10 girls in one day to win a bet...i got rejected every time...

>>459 not all girls are shallow and agree to go out with people they dont know. Im assuming you have no tact.

>>459 Good thing you don't live by me. You would get more than a mere rejection. Rule of thumb if you can't deal well with rejection? Don't ask random girls out. It's rude. Ask girls out you like and who know who you are :O

>>458 Beating him up is a little harsh. He probably just thought you looked great in a dress.

>>462 nope.

>>458 That's... awesome...

Anou well I'm pansexual, I like to dress and pretend to be a boy every once and awhile, and for a long time I was homeless

>>462... well.. he did kiss me in front of lots of people.. I was so embarrassed man, I couldn't help it...

>>464 I don't see how.. but you're entitled with your own opinions so.. yeah.. it just wasn't so awesome for me.

but ei! I'm not against gay guys (I have gay friends and they're awesome!), It was more an issue of personal space, I don't like being kissed spontaneously by my best friend... =.=

*sigh*

So you all remember my post... I think it was 419..

I've never been in an actual relationship before either...

I feel like a freak when I say that.

>>467 You dont want to untill youve at least graduated high school. Guys blow. Every relationship ive ever been with has failed miserably, due to the fact that the guys i date all seem to be gay, controlling and physically/mentally abusive, or self-loathing and self-harming.

Yeah. Not fun.

>>468 dating gay guys.. so hardcore... not at all sarcastic here...

>>469 Uh, i obviously didnt know they were gay till they dumped me. I was either a coverup, or theyre way to test weither or not they like the double X chromosome.

>>470 ahahaha!!! yeah, that is something! but being friends with them would be awesome... yeah.. like my ex girlfriend who's a lesbian... uhh.. we check out girls together.. haha

>>471 XD Fun.

>>471 friend lesbian... you are a lucky bro!

>>473 you should try it bro... endless amount of dick jokes will go your way ;)

>>468 broad spectrum much

Oh, I forgot about this one:
I like to eat the outer skin of oranges.

I personally think it tastes good. Of course, most people don't agree with me on that one. I'm not sure if it's bad for you or not, though... :|

>>476 its good for you. But because its the peel nobody likes it

>>477 Good. Aside from the bitterness, I don't see what the problem with it is. Why don't more people eat it? :V

My girlfriend is bisexual and I really want to have a 3-some with another woman...also she has an amazing ass and i want to fuck her in the butt.

>>477 >>478 Wait, are you talking about the skin or the peel?

>>479 I volunteer

>>481, I will not allow it

>>482 YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMMMMY T.T

>>480 The outer part :V Basically, I have no problem with picking up an orange, cleaning it, and then eating it without bothering to peel it.

...lol
Bread + French = Pain

>>484 I eat the peel too; I cut it into wedges and eat them whole~ ^-^

>>486 We should eat oranges together one day.
Just, you know, 'cuz we're cool like that.

>>487 *stalks* I will go find you. And after the meeting on Dollars Day, we will eat oranges.

>>485 Je mange du pain beacoup, parce-que c'est tres bon pour mon corps. Il est tres delicieux. Tu aimes? Si tu aimes, je vais tu tuer. ;V Ca-va? Tu comprends?

I now have an early confession.
I can and will abuse Bread in French now >O

>>483, I own you. Close enough

>>489 Jesus. The most normal things can come out sounding wrong now :V

>>488 I hope I'll be able to attend that :O I'll come with a sack of oranges lol

>>492 :D I'll have to come up with a really good excuse to travel across the country though~

NOTE 18+
I am interested in anal sex. Not my anus, but the girl's anus. Anyway, I often desire it, but as soon as I'm fucking that butt, I realize I would prefer to be having vaginal sex (trying not to be too vulgar so I used the official term instead of my normal vocab). I don't understand why I desire to tap the ass so much when bumping it doesn't get me off.

>>494 Hmm... interesting enigma...

>>494 You know...I was going to give you a suggestion..Butt fuck it.

:D

*rimshot*

2 jokes...In one post.

I am on fire people.

lol Have you ever talked to your girlfriend about it?
I have never been interested in that tbh. I go by a very elementary rule for my reasoning why: "Things come out of there, they don't go in."
lol

>>494 Thats one of those "Its in your head" type things.

Like guys who watch porn with big black women in it and get ridiculiously turned on by it, but are turned off by big black women that ARENT on their computerscreen.

I agree with >>496... We kind of shit out of our asses. Generally, we shouldnt have anything shoved back up there.

That, and it hurts like a bitch to have something in your ass. :c

Youre a weird dude.

>>497 Don't call 'im weird. EVERYONE has their own fetishes and sexual fantasies.

>>498 Except me.

Or is that really the case...?

>>499 Youre into Femdom, id bet. A busty blonde in leather tying you down and going at your tender areas with whips and wax.

>>500 Oh, totally. Now stop spamming, me included.

When I was seven... I was unwantingly almost violated... by my cousin.

He...shoved his hands down my pants and tried to...

...Yeah...

awkward~

my first best friend was a total pervert (boy) and he would always try to slap my butt, and whenever he succeeded i would chase him around laughing
i like shounen-ai
i'm sexually curious (is that weird?i'm only 12 and i think that when i'm older to try kissing a girl)
i once had this really embarrassing crush on a guy, now i can;t even look at him without feeling embarrassed

I'm anonymous for a reason. :L

If you figure out who I am, PLEASE dont say it...


So, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend. But, he likes another girl, who he happens to know only over the internetz. Since I am also friends with the girl he likes, I encouraged him to confess to her.

Well, that turned out badly... And now i feel horribly, horribly guilty.

Oh, and I still love him.

Well, fuck.

I actually tried to find out. Luckily for them i dont have much of a motivator to do find out

Ive liked a girl since we were in the second grade and i only asked her out now, im 17 and she rejected me

Aha! Moar secrets.

1) I was a closet Brony until today.
2) I have an obsession with Stravinsky.
3) I have had a crush on a guy for mooooonths now and I'm forced to sit in front of him at lunch, worse, I see him passing in the hall each day, he's near my locker, etc. I would rather not explain.
4) I have extremely bad sleeping habits. Like what's happening right now. (It's one in the morning right now and I have exams soon.)

Ahaha confession time ^-^
Hmmm let's see. Oh igot it!
In real life (not online) I have a terrible time protecting myself and is always picked on. I hate to admit it but T_____T
I fail at self defence. oAo

-i'm really rough and some call me manly :( (i'm a girl btw==)
-i have a 'thing' for cute/hot asian guys with abs and can play badminton
-every time i try to sing really high notes, my voice breaks.

1. I consider myself a hipster
2. Most of my clothes are made for women (but you can't really tell when it's from the H&M Dragon Tattoo clothing line)
3. I'm a computer geek, not so good at sports >.>
4. Okay, here comes the big one: I'm a Salander-sexual.

1. I am not boy or girl-crazy, unlike my classmates
2.My style of clothes are similar to my cousin's(he's a male)
3. I've been compared to my sister, but my personality is different from hers.
4.I'm more of book smarts than street smarts.

>>510 >>512 How are ANY of those embarassing?

I guess one or two of >>510 could be considered that. Also, wtf is salander sexual?

>>513 crud.. I should have thought more bout that..
1. I still can't even swallow a pill or tablet, even though Im over age 12.
2. I never knew how to swim until 6th grade and I was the oldest student in swimming class.

>>515 I share both of those with you lol I still can't swallow pills (I have to use children's ibuprofen), and I ddin't learn how to ride my bike or swim until I was ten or so.

>>516 didn't*

Im hard. right now

:|

>>514

Salander-sexual: A male or female that is attracted to Lisbeth Salander despite her punk bad-assness and her bisexuality.

Bah, this thread has become too interesting for me to ignore it further. I feel pretty plain in comparison to some of these though...

>>515, >>516 I'm with you on the pills thing. I was deadly terrified of it as a kid, and I'm still not so happy about taking them.

I've dated two gay guys at different points of time, while they were claiming to be gay. I'm not sure if I felt slightly flattered or just a bit weirded out by that...either way, those experiences have thrown me from what seems to be the teenage norm of attraction towards gay couples, yaoi, etc. Ironically, they ended up dating.

I've had a few moments of bloodlust, probably spurred on by my vivid imagination. I prefer fantasizing over some bloodbath than sex.

I created my own multiple personalities as a kid. My mom was crazy, and I figured it was normal to talk to yourself. They still kind of stick around, though I don't think a lot of it.

I used to be a massive hypochondriac.

I had my first kiss at the age of seventeen. Not ashamed. Still in love with the guy, though. My best guy friend/ex. Problematic, to say the least.
Ta-da. That's all I'm willing to put up ;P

i LOVE yaoi and not a single person knows it(well except you all now)
i'm really self conscious because of the way i look
i'm bi-curious

I like ........CEEERRREEAALL.

Um... I'm a major submissive and I love the idea of wearing a collar with a tag that has my sweethearts name imprinted on it. I like being petted and loved and acting like a wolf.
I always fantasize about Shizuo and I want to um... Perform oral for a guy. Oh and I LOVE yuri and have a thing for busty women... Lol hard to believe I'm a girl sometimes.

. . . I've cybered. D; I'm ashamed! ... What's worse is that I did it with someone I don't even know when I was twelve. T.T -Turns comp away from the dude beside her in class.- >.>''

And I'm running away now. ><

>>524 Not nearly as uncommon as you think. I love the idea of being super submissive (I'm also becoming a bit of a masochist too) bust most girls I've been with -also- want to be sub. Role reversal is fun too though.

I enjoy writing erotic fiction even though I'm a terrible writer.

I wish I had more close friends, even though I feel like I drive people away by being so indifferent towards them.

>>527 .............. man.... go to the personal board. *0*

>>528 No no no. I only want to confess my secrets, not seek opinions on them. ^^

I like to imagine killing people...

._. im a complete nerd, but hide it by bein crazy~

I am not a LunchBox but a Lunchbox in a man

I don't like when my callous builds up, so I usually clip it off with scissors...

We neeed moar

I've never dated before and I'm almost in college. <-- Pretty embarassing but is it that bad? ):

I feel your pain brohammer

Extra bump. Because this thread is interesting.

When I was, little I wore cargo shorts to.the beach and some girls started laughing and I realized my pants wete see through

Listening to, my dad got my left middle finger severed (luckily it got reattached)

I get way too happy when I see that my stuff on a site is being viewed. Fanfic...deviant...youtube...it just makes me insanely happy. Then I get really sad if someone doesn't like it. Really sad.

>>540 I get extremely excited if one of my threads gets a lot of posts, especially if it's from important people....

I'm so pathetic.

>>542 No you aren't. Don't even go there.

>>543 all of this

>>540

I don't see anything wrong with that. If you get replies, you SHOULD be happy. It means you did something interesting enough for other people to take notice. That's a good thing.

Now getting sad over people NOT paying attention, well that's just something you'll have to get over. If you failed, then try again. If you failed a second time, then keep going until you get it right.

On topic: I too have secrets. Secrets in the past that are best left alone. I don't have a desire to recall those in great detail. As for today and now, I don't really have any regrets; at least, none worth mentioning by previous replies' comparison.

>>530 me too! most the time i'm listening to depressing music and slowly kill off my enemies :p

i'm in love with my badminton coach's son!!!!

It was recently decided that I'm a genderless bunny God :/
Pretty embarassing, huh.

>>547
That's still better than Tsuki being the lord of pussies.

>>548 Tsuki's a perverted red cat who's a man that doesn't quite look male. Of course he's the LOP.

I tend to have an obsession with finding out the personalities of everyone around me. I realised it seemed creepy so I attempted to revert back to where everyone was a human being and not a puzzle. lol.

Adding to >>524
wow I've got even more secrets lol
be warned, some are rated m for mature

1. M. I almost caved in to my ex cause he wanted to have sex
2. I sleep with a light on lol
3. M. I used to be sexually active with a friend of mine who was a fellow girl
4. M. I am bisexual and I get turned on VERY easily
5. I have a thing for ankles
6. I stare at busty women whenever I see them
7. I have had over 100 fantasies with Shizuo ^^
8. M. I can't orgasm thinking about a guy unless its Shizuo
9. I write dirty stories
10. I'm a major pervert. Even more so than most of my male friends XD

lol I think thats about it for now. ^^

My girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time, she's just about to remove my bra when her mom calls. After the phonecall we continue, and then my grandma calls. We're about to go again and these little kids start screaming outside the window. We almost gave up but ended up going all the way. Not that it matters, but the sheer fact that the universe (or our relatives) were holding us back from sex was hilarious to us.
Especially when I'm watching Sekai-Ichi Hatsukoi, and they're getting it on on the floor when the phone rings, and I slowly realize I know that awkward feeling.

As for other things, I have sort of a hand fetish; not exactly hands themselves, but the feeling of my lover's hands on me, anywhere at all.

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Iv'e bragged about how often I masturbate.

Don't really have any dirty secrets... but when I was little I thought I could blue-ska-doo into the television... the day I tried it was the day I got my first concussion

>>555 Been there, but without the concussion. The sad thing was that after I failed, other kids started trying to outdo me by smashing their faces into the screen as well. Even though my head hurt, it was funny to watch two of them hit the tv at the same time and get matching bloody noses.

>>555 >>556 Done so myself...

>>556 >>557 XD I think all kids must have tried it at least once... minus my sister cuz she just laughed at me and said that "OF COURSE IT WOULDN'T WORK" =w= but it was funny

>>555 >>556 >>557 So I'm not the only one!

OH Another confession I guess: I like looking at the permasaged threads when I feel crappy to see that some people are stupider then me XD

>>560 Schadenfreude.

>>561 Taking pleasure in somebody else's pain? Only sometimes

this isn't my 'own' confession but my ex has a sock fetish. I have no clue how that works. anyone wanna clear things up for me?
um.....i stay up late flipping through the channels JUST hoping i'll come across something sexual and interesting.

last night i cut myself & the other night i tried to fuck a stuffed animal

i like COUGHOCUGHCOUGHYAOICOUGHCOUGH

>>513 well being a girl it's embarrassing to be called manly. I mean...especially when i was head over heels for his best friend. My friends take me out to karaoke and they make me sing...when my voice cracks it kinda well...you know ==
and the 2nd one from my previous post is just a turn on for me XD

>>566 Really? As for myself, people *cough*Celtic*cough* keep on thinking that I'm a guy on the internet, but I don't seem to mind it at all. In fact, I just find it to be all too hilarious.

As for embarrassing moments.... uh... I was the main villain in my primary school's production about five years ago. I was some really, really clique witch, and people keep on reminding me of that. Oh man, why the hell did I even audition in the first place?

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Here's a secret for ya.

I got a girl naked and on the bed at the age of 5.

>>570 Holy...holy...holy crap. And...wow...Thats...uh...wow

>>570 M'kay then...

>>570 Your mom?

>>573 Something I half expected out of NaeBree.. It was actually one of my Kindergarten friends.

>>574 Well that was kindergarten...

That doesn't really count.

>>576 more information necessary to make that assumption

>>574 I have a refined sense of humour. I dont stoop to "Your mom" jokes.

Oh, who am i kidding... I wouldve posted what >>573 did, but he did it before i saw your post. :C

I wish i was a boy so i cosplay as male character.
Which is easy for me to do sense i have small breast.
I want to change my name to Izaya.
I have my friends call me that and ive been getting used to it.
I about killed myself because im a girl.
I'm scared of myself.
When i love something i seem to squeeze till it dies (thats why i hate petting my dog. I have made he yelp and cried every time i do.)
i watch people just to see what they do and how they react.
I know things i shouldn't know.
I can easy be made mad.
When i fight by the end i don't remember a thing, all but i was laughing everytime i got hurt.
I hate yet love people
I want them to all die but i cant help but want to be by them
I want people to live so i can watch them.
I have thoughts about killing people
those thoughts scare me so i help them
If you hurt me i can use all the information i know about u against you
I hate hurting people unless they hurt me
i have had about killed
i scare people by the fact i dig at my neck until theres blood under my nails
I drag my friend around the house making him take his shirt and pants off. ( i dont find it weird until afterwards)
I dance when im walking even if theres no music.
I act like animals.
I see black and white creatures
when they tough me i get rashes
i seen someone who had half a body, he grabbed my ankle and i got a rash.
I saw a goblen before walking down the street.
i fall asleep to someone above me screaming but no words come out.
I am who i am and i dont care what you think ( Its because i'm terrified of you more than i am to myself. Cause i know people are what trigger the bad side of me.)

>>579 bad english aside, it sounds like you have some form of schizophrenia. I would suggest getting help for that if you are seeing these terrible things.

>>580 That person does not fall under the criteria of schizophrenia, they fall under the category of moron.

>>581 No, this person falls under the category of bullshitting roleplayer.

Don't try to make your life interesting by turning it into an anime. It doesn't work.

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I accidently lied that me and my guy friend were dating when a pain in my head screwed my thinking
I have a crush on an upperclassmen
I'm scared of the internet
I love writing
I wish I had a bf, I've never kissed anyone

Uhhhh....hm.
Lemme see, well I:
Am and probably always will be incredibly jealous of my younger brothers (what with them being more successful than me at this stage)

Am confused as shit on what to do about the relationship I'm in, and to be honest, I've found so many awesome girls in college that like me because I'm a nerd, that my current gf's awkwardness about my hobbies (I play magic, watch da animes, play dungeons and dragons, and am basically a matured man-child)

For the longest time I had incredibly beautiful long hair, and kept it just to spite everybody (apparently I liked the penis because my hair was awesome). Then just recently I cut it all and donated it, and find my reasons rather childish.

I smoke weed and have enjoyed dropping acid with a buddy, but I absolutely refuse to touch a drop of booze.

And it infuriates me sometimes that my girlfriend is so shy about sex, which is rather petty of me, considering I am going to be 19 in...tomorrow, and she's barely 16. (also feels kinda weird dating a high schooler in college, but I love her, so..yeah)

Oh and I actually genuinely love my family, which although, not a SECRET, it is in fact not very common place where I live.
*phew* There you go. Probably have more of my guts to spill, but I'm tired.
Peace~

>>586
whoops, after reading my comment, I sorta derped off one of my sentences...allow me to fix that.
"...that my gf's awkwardness about my hobbies (insert hobbies) is really getting on my nerves, and I really wish that for once she'd try out some of the stuff I do, and maybe she will enjoy it.
NOW peace~

>>586 2nd to last paragraph, I am disappoint.
Thats all, go back to whatever you were doing before I informed you without a care in the world

>>586 Second to last paragraph, I share disappoint.
She's sixteen, for god's sake. Don't nag her about having sex with you.

>>589
I never said that I constantly begged for it, I probably should have been more specific. She's absolutely terrified of anything even related to it, and I get it, she's young, but I feel like I'm not helping her get comfortable with the idea. I would like to restate I DON'T NAG HER. Sorry, for not being specific initially, it was late and I lacked sleep.

>>230
We have the same problem. Me and my sibs have the same ip add, that's me, meteor and FlyingMacaroni. Meteor must have put something mean FlyingMacaroni's post was deleted.

1. I punched a guy in prep and another one in first grade.
2. I don't get why people are willing to die for someone, you know the Romeo Juliet thingy.
3. I act normal. But I'm pretty cracked up inside too. (I meant really childish.)
4. I'm 17, and a girl, but still love to randomly kick the air.
5. I'd prefer to be a guy, so that I
a. can learn how to ride a motorbike
b. can play with airsoft guns
and c. can study Mixed Martial Arts. Unfortunately, I'm a girl so I can't. (stereotypes and all. grrr)
6. I don't want to be mean, because I can imagine how painful it feels.

i'm bi
a perv

damn... hope my peeps don't see this...

>>591

You're letting "stereotypes" stop you from doing things? That is such a shit excuse. There's no actual reason why girls can't ride motorcycles or learn martial arts. There's not even any established stereotypes against girls doing those things anyways, it's practically a non-issue.

Sometimes I wish I was still a young boy so I could go on kickass adventures without having responsibilities.

^

excuse me im about to role play (falls down laughing)

-Got kicked out of the house at 3AM for making too much noise, and had to walk up the road to my "ex"'s grandma's house. We ended up doing stuff, and finally passed out in a chair together at 9am that same day. Her grandma's sister burst through the door(thank god she was drunk), and caught the girl in my lap. In my suprise, I cause us both to fall out of the chair. xD

Threw a rock, accidentally hit a bird.
Worst day of my life...

bampf

broke arm at school and had surgery on it over a stupid mp3 player

WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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im not holding back one day got drunk by drinking a six pack on and i didnt know i was 6 i thaught it was juice drank it and i banged my cousin i regret it and it haunts me and it will till i die

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Bumping stupid samefag off

Back in high school, I have an amazing British accent that I can pull off. And I had gone the whole year talking like that and soon became engulfed in a world of lies. I had gotten so lost, because I was living a life that wasn't my own. But, now I don't use it much anymore. Only when I get bored in the grocery store. :3

I used to go into my sister's closet and have sex with her and my cousin when we were 4 and 5 until we were 5 and 6. Then mom caught us once and told us to stop. So we did.

>>605 How did you know what that was??

>>606 I just knew.

>>605 wat

>>608 You read correctly.

Don't you think that might've been a little too personal?

>>610 "Dirty Secrets"

>>611 Yeah, I know, but.... Damn

>>612 Hehe. Hey, I've been keeping it a secret for years. Might as well tell it to people who can't do anything with the info.

>>613 Y-you can't really mean...

>>614 Mean what? That I'm serious or something else? 'Cause I am serious.

._. Teh awkward...

never been kissed and 17. forever alone...most likely. XD

>>617 There a girl/guy you like?

My friend and I took each others first kiss

(we're both girls)

i love beeing creepy and creeping on people but if u knew me this isnt a secret or embarrassing too me

Hmm i guess...i used stalk ppl facebook and blackmail them....

And just like that I despise you.

My secret isn't that bad.. 15 and never kissed a guy. Although I have kissed some girls...and I'm straight...yeah.

Meh. Lotsa secrets.

Uno - I have mild depression (and no one cares. . _ . Yay.)
Dos - I think about harming people I know on a daily basis.
Tres - I unleashed a horrible hellish subject upon sixth graders, (swag. They're going up to me and getting in my face because of that now.)
Cuatro - I am an extreme introvert and I hate preppy people (how no one notices this I do not know. Everyone is in denial then.)

>>624 I wouldn't care if you hated me because you thought I was preppy. I would talk to you anyways. I have an ability to get introverts to open up and talk more, to me anyways.

Since I replied, I should probably give up some kind of secret. Here are four.

First- I have an extreme sense of pride. If you don't like me, I don't give a fuck. It's not that I think I'm better, it's just that I think that the other people are either stupid, ignorant, or oblivious because they seem to be easily manipulated and can't notice it. Some people are also extremely gullible.

Second- Each person doesn't know at least 50% of my life. It may be different for each person, but there is at least 50% of my life unknown by each individual person. The closer I am to the person, the more they know. If they shared information with people they knew I talked to, they'd still only know 65% of my life. That's because I also don't let people know of everyone I talk to. That makes it impossible for people to know everything about me without thoroughly stalking me, if even then.

Third- I am an extreme hypocrite. This does not need to be explained.

Fourth- I am extremely paranoid and trust no one. This kind of goes with the second one. I have my reasons. I won't even let those closest to me know everything about me. This is the reason why the second one is true. I've tried to open up, but have not been able to explain myself to others.

Some of these you probably already knew. Some of them you didn't. Some of them you don't even care about I'm sure.

Woop

when i was 16 i was at a friends house and got drunk and i started to lick her feet and when we woke up that morning she couldnt help but wiggle her toes in my face and say how slimey my tongue felt between her toes

>>630 No.

>>630 Go fuck yourself?

Another post to remove that bullshit from immediate sight.

>>630 Stop Doing that.

Ok my turn .. lol
1: I only have access or ability to understand a handful of my emotions
2: Most of my emotions that I allow people to see are a mask to disguise what I actually think or feel
3: I constantly question my sanity as well as other aspects of my mental consciousness
4: I only let a few people know the true me, even then its only small aspects
5: I constantly feel as if i should just pack up and change my location .. for no reason
6: I have yet to be in a relationship or have any GF of any form as in school I lacked those emotions properly and only over the last couple of years begun to feel those emotions, I also have never been in any form of relationship as I am secretly afraid of causing/receiving harm from others or allowing them to find too much out about me.
7: I dont remember most of my life, its mostly bits and pieces which i have gained from stories and other sources but I feel that I am missing a huge chunk of myself as a result of this, plus it annoys me when people find it funny or amusing that I have terrible memory when inside it frustrates me enormously.

I indirectly told my crush that I was perverted

These two straight guys were joking and they hit on each other, kissed, and sat in each other's laps in class. I thought it was hot. The guys aren't even good looking. They aren't ugly either, just average.

oh, this seems interesting. I'll share some things.

eins;; I have psychosis. I hallucinate things and voices on a daily basis. Sometimes I really can't tell whats real and whats not.
zwei;; I also have an anxiety disorder, which caused my depression, Obsessive compulsive disorder, and Short term Memory Loss.
drei;; I like writing poetry about my personal opinions of life, but I hardly ever share what I write because I worry too much about everything.
vier;; you guys don't know how hard it is to be typing this up for people to see it.

I have a huge stock of anime pictures, yaoi/yuri/hentai, and so much anime torrented that I've almost filled my 500 gig external harddrive.

But... I swear I'm not a weaboo ;~; I just... like anime. /shot

>>639 ­•⌂•

I want to kill myself sometimes. That's my confession.

>>641 When we read Nunyah's posts, we all do.

>>642 :I I wasn't talking about that.

>>643 Shush.

I.... kinda liike my best friend that i've known since first grade... and we're BOTH males... and i have a girlfriend in Austalia (I broke up with the other one that live sin the US. I think she was lying about a lot of stuff to keep me around. I don;t think that chick actually gave a damn about me. AT ALL)

And... I kinda have a love for a buddy of mine online too.. .a male but i'm not ashamed, since i'm bisexual and proud.

Well okay, here I go...

I have this silly fangirl crush on Chris Evans (as Steve Rogers) and since all my friends basically obsess over his butt, I drew a picture (not detailed; it was a silly little doodle) of it in my pocket notebook. Just in case we were in need of a laugh.
Well, there's this restaurant in town that's sort of like a cosplay cafe except the staff mainly dress up as movie characters. Turns out one of our waiters was (as you all easily guessed) Captain America. My friends all cracked up because I was red in the face the whole time we were eating (as an added note, I almost died when "Steve" took us to the salad bar and handed me a plate; I was so flustered orz).
One of my friends remembered that I drew Steve's butt in my notebook and conveniently, the notebook that I had drawn it in was in my bag. Of course, I had objected to even taking the notebook out, but my friends all teamed up and took it from me. As soon as "Steve" came around to check on us, my friends had opened the notebook in the middle of the table where the picture stood clearly visible and was labeled in big, blocky letters, "Captain America's Butt ok."
I never wanted to eat there again.

i did something stoopid but im gonna say it cause alomost no one here knows who this is. anyway i was shooting fireworks at highschoolers when they were just getting out for the day, you know the bottle rockets and those hand held tube ones. anyway i hear someone behind me say FREEZE, and i flip around fireworks still going off towards the highschoolers and towards what i realized was a cop. he dives down and away, while the fireworks were shooting through his windows and and going off into his car. (and when i buy fireworks its usually about 500$worth. so they are all going off and then i see the gas tank lid fall off of the car, thats when i realize whats about to happen, i jump across the road and take off running, i turn around when i heard a massive explosion, and you could see a giant red and black cloud of smoke and fire billowing from where the car was. It was awesome, i want to do it again, but that first time was an accident and i dont think i have the guts to do it on purpose.

>>648 Surely it made the local news.
Go to their website and get the article.
Otherwise, I'm calling bullshit by default.

:I My confession: I know who put the goats on the roof of my local highschool.

>>650 In Simsbury? Do you by any chance live in CT?

A while after my boyfriend of almost a year left me for my ex best friend I started to take pleasure in breaking guys hearts to try to make myself feel better about it. But now Im in a good relationship that is going very well :)

>>651 Yes, yes I do live in CT.

One (apparently suppressed) memory of mine just resurfaced..of me kissing a girl when I was eight years old. @.@

Arguing with people over the internet calms me down. They continue to get madder and madder and I just sit back and keep telling them what is wrong with their arguments. I think it's hilarious. And I love it.

Wow these are weird and cool at the same time

Confessions:

I currently have a crush on one of my bestfriends and he doesn't know. (I'm to scared to tell him T^T)
I am emo and my mom and sibilings don't know.
I hate humans in general and only like a few people (-3-)
My mom doesn't know I have dated people.
I haved kissed a girl and a guy.
I secretly like to kill people in my head and plan out their deaths
I am a fan of yaoi hardcore and like to read them and hentai

That's all I'm saying for now!

>>656 lol, the same for almost all of those Kerra XD minus the first, second, and third X,D

Sometimes I feel presences no one else feels
I like to envision possible random attacks and figure out advantages within the situation's setting
I have a giant Dalek poster
I once headlong crashed into the door of a park ride, which gave me a scar
Sometimes I say yes when I mean no
I feel like my ideas are stupid but they end up enlightening people around me or being cool
I know a guy in my grade who can draw a large, complicated geometrical shape within ten minutes without any plans (I bet he'll be good at 3D animation if he tries it out.)

>>653 I heard about that. Also, how did they get the goats up there?

>>659 They used a ladder.

>>660 they got the goats up the ladder? how?

>>661 By carrying themmmm?

carrying goats up a ladder? Sounds unpleasant.

I think I am secretly scared of guys so I always end up liking ones that there is no way they would possibly like me back.
even if i find a guy that I like and does not scare me I don't and wont ask them out because I am afraid they would reject me and the make fun of me and tell all there friends.
Im 18 and have yet to have my first kiss or a real relationship.
when i'm with I am with people I'm really happy but once im alone I get extremely depressed. well that's it for now

Watching K-on is what got me into playing the Bass.

Not sayin' that's a bad thing. I love that bass. I'm even starting to play Heavy Metal.

*TURNS UP MUSIC AND DANCES HALF NAKED IN HOUSE WHEN NO ONES HOME! :D

>>662 Were they heavy? Rather< Were they fully grown? Because everyone at my school just assumed that the goats would be too heavy to carry up a ladder.

>>667 They were four months old. >->

This may not seem bad, but I'm someone who prides myself on intelligence and skill. I think I'm dyslexic. I have trouble reading, sometimes having to go over sentences and words time after time to figure out what they're saying. There are some words that no matter how hard I try they don't come out right. No matter how many times I see them I see them as something else instead. When I was little I used to tell my mom I couldn't read. Lately I've been thinking that it was less me being a brat and more the words wouldn't come out right. I'm a little book worm, yet I have trouble reading.

I'm a giant otaku and love quoting random things during conversations(references no one understands FTW). I hate people looking over my shoulder while I'm looking at something on a computer, so I always hide what I'm doing on the computer even when it's completely innocent. I love anime and manga to death, but never tell people so unless I know they like it too (my family not included).I'm self conscious about my own appearance. So there was this boy that I REALLY liked, and during the last two weeks of school I put a confession note in his locker. I waited for a reply and one time in class he had a piece of paper in his pocket and took it out and looked at me, then put it back in his pocket and looked away. I'm sure that it was his reply, but he was too shy too give it to me. School ended, and during summer break we had to move away. I will never know if he shared my feelings. I still think about him a lot. Dang it, I feel depressed when I have to think about those memories ;_;</3.

I think I'm dying. I have a pain in my head no doctor can diagnose, and I've had it since September. I get seizures too. My strength has also greatly diminished and I can't walk in a straight line. My mom keeps dragging me to doctors, but we can't get an answer.

bumps! 8D

i actually like it when someone scratches my head like a dog. Not that I'm into gross dog sex or something, it just feels good. oWo"

There was this one guy that I had a big crush on afew months ago, sometime around Febuaray, and... The day after Valentines day, I had given him a confession note then ran away before he could read it... Well, the next day one of his friends handed me the note back, and over what I had written was the words "Hell no!" So... after that... I've been kinda scared to tell a guy that I like them... unless they say it first...

so for a confession, i dated my first girlfriend for 2 years and we broke up. i talked to her and stayed friends with her and when i got the courage to ask her out again in front of a bunch of other friends of ours who are girls she told me she was lesbian before i got a chance to confess again. xp

>>656 Creepy it's like ur me 0___0

Okey. Something embarrassing.

First of all. Let's just say that I'm a girl.

When I was.... let's just say "when the body had started to develop", we were supposed to go swiming with the class and so we went to the swimminghall. As I was standing in front of the pool facing out over the water and my class I took of my bathrobe and well... It's a good thing that my teacher was there 'cause I had forgotten to put on my bathing-suit and didn't even realize it til she told me. -///- It must have almost looked as if I was posing towards my class. -.-

Anyway. That's my embarrassing secret.

It's more something funny, but oh well. Last year, at school, I was talking to my friend about a guy from my class that I REALLY despise. MY friend was giggling a bit. I turned around, and was scared shitless when I suddenly saw that guy I was ranting about stand right behind me. I have very good reflexes, which is a blessing and a curse, so without thinking I rammed my fist right into the guys neck, and accidentaly knocked him out. Fun thing is, he lost his memory about what I had said, but also about what he did the hour before that.

I plan out detailed deaths of people I don't like.
I love reading intese yaoi.
I fantasize about my best friend, and we're both girls.
Sometimes I wish I could fake my death just to see what everyone's reaction would be.
I have a weird fear of porcelain dolls. If I see one anywhere near me I will completely spazz out and start crying.
I can handle all the blood in horror films, but if I see a drop of blood irl I will nearly faint.

Well, that's all that I'm willing to tell. :)

*nosebleed

I hate not being high. I feel like I can't function at full capacity unless I'm blazed...I get depressed and paranoid if I haven't smoked a bowl. I think I'm addicted...

>>682 .....

:/

Let's see...
Every time I space out, I make faces without really knowing. So I was in a partner lesson and I was paired with my crush. The teacher was just rambiling on and on so I tuned her and everything else out. Then when I decided it was time to come back to reality, my crush was staring at me like I was crazy and I asked him why and he said, "Why the hell were you making those faces at me?!"
Other times when I'm very very very upset at someone or something, I imagine a criminal bursting into my house and shooting the person or object to bits, then shakes my hand and leaves. Then I feel all better...

>>682

Youre not really addicted. The feeling of being high is just so damn amazing it's hard to pass up.

..God, now I'm craving for some.

>>683 Don't you give me that face, Bread. :3

>>685 Hmmmm I guess I was just looking at it in a negative way.

>>682 Yeah, that sounds like a lot of people I know.
Firo is right, your not really addicted.
In a state of mind such as: "This situation would be so much better if I were high" doesn't make you an addict. Your pretty much normal.
Not being able to control your urges to get high makes you an addict.

>>181 >>190 same thing here

>>682 D:


I'm scared of pineapples.
I usually don't talk on camera because I hate my voice.
I do math for fun even if it's geeky.
& I'm scared of the "My Little Pony" horses.

All I could think of atm @_@

I've trained myself to release adrenaline on command.
I never dream during the night, and the most recent time I actually did dream was a dream about getting ambushed by Vietnamese at a bunker during the Vietnam War.

I'm considered too much of a goody goody to have super bad secrets. Uhh...

I've never been asked out(well not really...)
The one guy who did was all like "Go out with me or I'll kill myself!" I said no, and guess who survived...
I've never been kissed(girl,age 16)
I enjoy yaoi and yuri but I don't think I'm a fujoshi quite yet.
Not doing my homework gives me an adrenaline thrill.
My dad doesn't like me crossing the street by myself/go outside by myself.
I pushed my brother down the stairs(I was 5, he was 14) and he dislocated his finger, I was extremely happy about this at the time.
Annndd....that's pretty much it.

I'm a fangirl. Please help.

My sister used to boss me around a lot when I was younger. One day I had gotten really sick and she bitched about how since I was kitchen getting some water, I should still get her some too, so I poured her a glass and then decided to spit in it. The next day she got so sick, she couldn't even get out of bed. I still haven't told her I was the one who got her sick.

Haha embaressing but I like a guy for 6 years and I found out he like a slutty friend and I well I told him her secret and.. now im ashamed

An embarrassing confession?

Well, Lei, you wanna know why I can't take a compliment?

Because, I used to be a pageant girl, only cause my mother forced me... DX I only have one crown and it's a shitty title.

I don't think I necessarily look pretty how I am, but I love the dress I used to use, it's pretty and blue, and cute~. I think I look pretty with that dress on.

Erm. I thought of something that's decently embarassing. When times are hard and I'm not sure about what the outcome of something will be, I still turn to my Magic 8 Ball >/< I know it's childish, but I just can't help it.

I wanted to murder my first crush. Ahahahahaha why.
I reformed from bronybooness.
I hate my only friends.
My only real friends are a girl who lives in Bosnia and another in a local boarding school.
I get lectured once a day and usually miss breakfast.
My parents think I hate my heritage, think I'll become goth, they think depression is just a phase.
I want to murder my parents.
I'm allergic to girls.

When I was a young lad my mom baked cookies. After we we ate them I asked if I could eat some of the cookie dough. She said I could eat as much as I want, so I was really excited. After a while I felt some pressure in my stomach and thought that I needed to fart to make it go away. Unfortunately I shit my pants and had diarrhea for the rest of the night.

I haven't eaten cookie dough since.

Well...here's a few...

My dad (super crazy christian) doesn't know that I'm not Christian
The only girlfriends I've had were cyber-relationships
Everyone expects me to be silent because I have no friends, but it's only because of my past
And the only girl to ever actually say she loved me was lesbian, and had a girlfriend...

That last one still hurts me.

699 had that happen to me, not the cookie dough part and 698 im not allergic to girls but they seem to be allergic to me (forever alone)

Lets see, um...I have been bisexual since middle school and my whole family still doesn't know. They also don't know that during that time I had gone through a small bout of depression and turned to drugs to help with it and almost got in serious danger because of it. One of my closest friends actually beat me up for being bisexual (family still doesn't know how I got injured) and the funniest part of that is that she later became a lesbian. One time, I got high at three or four in the morning and layed in the middle of the road, eventually panicking because I thought I was gonna float up off the ground and there wasn't any grass to hold on to. My friends who were there with me still make fun of me.

dirty & embarissing secret is I am obsessed with hentai. I have to find away to control myself.

dirty & embarissing secret is I am obsessed with hentai. I have to find away to control myself.

I guess I have 2 dirty secrets..

1 is that I like to watch yaoi alot. My dad almost caught me once so now I only watch it at my mom's because I know she wont bother me. 2 is that I was molested when I was 11 by my mom's boyfriend ( now ex-boyfried) He did it more then once too. The worse part is I didn't notice until a year later when I was 12 about what he was doing, so after that I avoided being in the same room with him. He still calls aour house, but my mom and I ignore the calls just to annoy him. I never told my mom what he tried to do. Im just happy I'm still a virgin.

My embarrasing confession is that I have a habit of dazing off into my fantasy world and talk to myself. I get the jitters when Im sitting down in class sometimes and I need to move and Sometimes I lose thread of what's going on in reality. I think these are sighns of ADHD but whatever. I stll get straight A's the only thing that's embarrasing about it is when I doze off in public and talk to myself outloud and jump around, this is what frustrates me about myself.

>>705 All my feels, bro.

>>707
THIS.

I have a dirty secret. I had my first kiss when I was 11 and the kiss was with a 14 year-old guy!0-0... He said he really liked me and we hung out together for a month of that entire summer! We were in summer camp together.

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>>635 You remind me of Light Yagami...

>>655 I agree with you there
***This is all Im willing to type here without an anonymous name and a diffrent computor***
My best guy friend and I dated way back when before the creation of fire and stuff,and I still like him alot.All our friends tell us both at least once a day that we should go out,that we look alike,and that we act like a couple.He even drinks out of my water bottle at lunch.seriuosly.

And him and his cousin like to make special sexual comments towards me even though we all have about the same romantic experinces under our belt.Example-Im opening ryans locker like I do every day for him.His cousin Dan walks up.
Dan-"******,have you ever seen a cock?"
Me-"0-0.No"
Dan-"oh,come on,of course you have!"
Ryan-"you wanna see mine"
Me- *opens locker quietly*
Both-*laugh*

and oh yeah,later, we're making jokes and ryan goes "Of course I have balls,you wanna see them?*grabs zipper.*"

And Im still lovestruck.

>>712 HAHA

Odd to say, but I really like it when guys wear hairbands. Not girly hairbands - just thin black or white ones. There are a few guys around here that use them during gym, but I haven't seen any guy offline wear them normally despite how cute/sexy/aworhgoauwihgeoiah they are.

I haven't met anyone who honestly agrees with me, though :<

I masturbate to much at home and in public places.

>>37 God honest truth I still have an old maverick from when I was like 8. That was 7 years ago. Spring inside it broken but it still shoots and works just fine.

>>700 As for the cyber-girlfriend thing... same here.

I once dated this girl who thoguht she was a demon. NOt like LEGION level of crazy, but just as crazy as crazy normal can be. I still talk with her, she's sane.

ALSO....

God honest truth I have a crush on this attractive blonde in my 6th period class who sits RIGHT across from me... and i'm too shy to even admit it.

>>720 When you mentioned spongebob you reminded me of a video I saw yesterday were he has the death note

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Q8Vhk5Qjc

Confessions? Okay then.
I have a strange attraction for bipolar chicks.I question my sanity.I use too fight everyone when I was a kid.I'm a sadist.I cut myself by accident sometimes and not notice for hours.And I HATE Spongebob. :)

>>720 When you mentioned spongebob you reminded me of a video I saw yesterday were he has the death note

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Q8Vhk5Qjc

>>722 That means you're a masochist, not a sadist. Sadists like to hurt others; masochists like to hurt themselves.

>>725 I think that I'm both. I find joy in being hurt and hurting others.

I'm a sadist to an extent. I enjoy cruel humour and irony. I'm a nice person, but I tend to have those... 'certain moments of insanity', as I like to call them. ^-^'''

>>722 and I haven't kissed a girl yet.

Now, don't get me wrong, I feel completely fine as a man and have no intention of changing that.

However, I also feel as if I should be a chick....

Wait, I know! I could be a ......... nevermind.....


Also, I am easily attracted to mentally unstable girls....

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I sometimes think of smacking someone with a guitar when listening to rock music. I have no idea why.

I often contemplate murder of my closest friends and relatives, simply just to see what it would be like to kill somebody.

>>732 might want to see someone about that... But I'm not one to judge. I feel like everyone has some secret motive and they don't actually like me.

>>732 >>733
...that isn't normal?

>>735 what do you mean exactly?

Hmm well, I'd shown this girl I liked all the anonymous letters I'd written for her, but told her I'd just found them, a couple of weeks later while reading, she could tell that it was my form of writing and looked at me during class saying 'I can tell this is you' and after a few minutes she realized they were all mine...and blushed saying 'all those letters...were for me?' ...I'm not sure how, but I found this embarrassing for myself, since the only way to speak my mind, and to say what I really want to is to type.

Eh, *random confession* I'm completely hooked onto X-rated hentai and yaoi. Ever since a year ago. And I'm not even allowed to read this sorta stuff yet...

Sometimes I feel like killing myself for absolutely no reason other than to see what would happen. I hate my friends. I think my gym teacher from last year is hot (which is apparently really disgusting and perverse.) I have an earring plug thing stuck in my earlobe but I'm too afraid to tell someone. I suffer from migraines daily but I don't tell anyone about them. I look through my yearbook once in a while to remember how badly everyone treated me.

I was adopted when I was three. I'm now 14 and in love with my adoptive brother.

This is a some-what embarrassing confession. I spent my first pay check on...
*LoZ: Minish Cap game for the Game Boy Advanced. (only because I love Vaati) $34
*A winter hat shaped like Link's pointed hat. $6
*A "Boss Key" from LoZ: Ocarina of Time key chain. $2
*A green sweatshirt with Link's belt, sword, and shield printed on it the same way he wears it in the game. $50
*A shirt with 1 of 3 hearts left that says "What is that damn beeping sound?!" $25
*A rupee ocarina $16
All zelda stuff.. and I am 18-years-old. Yup. I even I secretly wish I was Hylian. Those pointy ears are adorable.

I kissed a girl for fun in front of my best friend who is in love with me, and didn't feel bad about it at all, even when I saw the sad and disappointed look on his face.
I guess I am a bit of a sadist.

>>742 The fact that you already knew about their feelings before you did it implies that actually, you're just being a jerk.

>>741 Seriously? All of that money wasted. It could have gone towards something awesome, like food. Bitches love food.

>>744 Dude, you don't need to go on every thread insulting people. This is a thread where you confess about dirty or embarrassing secrets so I'm guessing people don't want to be insulted about it.

>>744 Well this bitch like zelda, so..

>>746 wait, what do you mean? (Sorry I'm quite thick)

>>747 legend of zelda items were bought. Wisp likes zelda, which is from LoZ. Clear enough?

>>748 >>747 just kiss and make up :/

I've been dutifully wearing the same necklace for several months. I remember I bought in a temple within the Summer Palace in China. It's beautiful with jade orbs and decorations on the side that symbolize zen and in the center is a carved tiger's tooth, engraved with details that make the top half to look like a chinese dragon. Everyone compliments me on it and because I wear it every day, think that it reminds me of days in China and that I treasure it dearly and so I never take it off...

In truth...

I double knotted it. And the mother fucker won't come off...